Thread 724522071

looks like he passed

>>724522071 (OP)
This sketch is oddly well done. Who is the source?

>>724522071 (OP)
KILL LUIGI

>>724522228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDYeIonuf44

I still hate daisy but it shouldn't have gone down like that

>>724522071 (OP)
>>724522837
Not giving money to his patreon.

That never happens to women

>>724526623
She isn't Daisy.

>>724526623
Did he really think he had a shot?

>>724522071 (OP)
idgi

>>724528270
gay luigi

>>724526623
That woman owes him sex.

>>724528146
he just needed to slam her up against a wall, raise her up on one knee by the crotch, slide a hand down her crack, hold her nape, and them plant a big ol smooch on her

>>724528356
That's just asking for an sexual assault charge.
The fact is she is fit, tan, pretty, and dresses well.
He is pasty, fat, unkempt hair, glasses, dresses like shit.
With any self awareness he should have known better than to try.

SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT

>>724522071 (OP)
Daisy deserves more

>>724528657
Fat unkempt guys get fit pretty women all the time, you just need to have a lot of money.

>>724528657
>dresses like shit
What is considered "proper clothing" to you retards?

>>724530207
stuff that fits well, his shit is way too baggy

>>724530323
This
I got shit that fits perfectly and women are always grabbing my ass

>>724530323
this is just a euphemism for physique

>>724530760
It's the baggy pants really that did him in
A good lifehack if your fat is to wear super tight pants but oversized shirt/coats and you can fool a lot of people

>>724530859
If your stomach protrudes past your chest then I'm sorry but even those oversized box-cut shirts will make you look like a wigger at best. Just lose weight for the love of GOD.

>>724522071 (OP)
What's the name of this humor?

>>724531348
Pantomime

>>724531139
Nta, but nah, losing weight kills a lot of the appeal ive seen in other people

>>724530859
I don't know what it is but baggy pants screams retarded manchild to me, you can wear whatever you want on top but if your pants don't fit right you look really stupid

>>724526623
kissing a random woman in the mouth she could have just came from sucking dick

>>724526623
Why are her pants unbuttoned/zipped

>>724526623
That's the fault of men though.

>>724526623
his butt is big

>>724522071 (OP)
genuinely what is the artist trying to communicate here? it just looks like random faces.

>>724529736
LOL

>>724529736
The gall of these fucking italians, after they stole china's noodles and everything

>>724522071 (OP)
If it were a guy getting rejected, he would've been seen as a joke.

>>724526475
>his

>>724526623
what the fuck is this

>>724534067
I want to go back.

>>724534548
I say make more of this and normalize it. Women need to understand that they are no longer a trophy to be won, especially if they are no longer in pretending to be one

>>724535121
good luck penetrating the barrier of simps

>>724534921
/v/ meet up

>>724522071 (OP)
Wow I really hate this art style.

>>724526623
It should be illegal for obese people to wear dress shirts.

>>724526623
I literally did the OP webm to a short mexican girl in my math class because I'm the uber misogynist and want nothing to do with women

>>724534385
Noodles: stolen
Ancestors: Dishonored

Yah, its Italian time.

>>724535347
I actually don't hate the style. It kinda reminds me of something from the 80's, like those old PSA cartoons with the lightning bug. Looks like they put some sort of abberation filter on it to get that effect too.

>>724522071 (OP)
>no way fag

>>724522071 (OP)
Why does the animation style look so old? From what era is it inspired by?

>>724534385
FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI EXISTED IN ROMAN TIMES THEY DIDN'T STEAL SHIT. LITERALLY A FUCKKNG CANADIAN COMPANY MADE THAT UP TO SELL NOODLES YOU FUCK

>>724522071 (OP)
idgi why didn't he dig daisy?

>>724536826
doraemon maybe?

>>724522071 (OP)
this is the same guy who draws those autistic south park inflation videos isn't it

>>724526623
He could have made it if he just committed, she was laughing and close to him which shows a playful and accepting demeanor but he went full onions

>>724535485
Fat people generally look worse without them. More surface area means having something to break up their form. Obese dudes look far worse in a t-shirt than in almost anything else.

>>724536903
>eating spaghetti
>when they didn't have tomatoes
what sort of filthy troglodyte eats their spaghetti with no red sauce

>>724529736
Kek, they do look like that.

>>724537084
I wonder how they cast these people. It's obviously impossible to find a woman who isn't a degraded slut, but do they specifically seek out fat virgin males who have never so much as held hands with a girl?

I wanted to punch luigi so hard for this

>>724522071 (OP)
She's for Wario anyway.
The Mario Bros are cucks.

>>724537210
I guess he thought she was going to kiss him back when men are supposed to be assertive and in control, virgins don’t know how to grab them by the pussy

>>724522071 (OP)
Deserved

>>724535753
I would punch you too for this faggot
Unless she looks like sloth from the goonies or is a troon, you shoukd just do it. The female world is cruel and strange, the rejection she'll feel for that is unlike anything we've ever seen.

This guy's animations are absolutely vile

>>724536665
>>724535347
There's multiple spongebob referenced bits, reminds me of pizzatower in style/exaggeration

>>724528657
What is so great about "self awareness"? It hasn't done shit for me.

>>724537549
they're fun

>>724522837
What's with Brian from Family Guy?
Why is he trying to break down the door?

>>724528657
obviously he shouldn't have done all that, but he should have just grabbed her around the waist and immediately kissed her in a normal way. the way you'd kiss your girlfriend when you were leaving her/your house.

>>724538023
random equal funny I guess

>>724522071 (OP)
I love this artstyle, the emotion on Daisy is really well done and made me want to KILL MYSELF

>>724526623
Y u m m y
T u m m y

>>724537347
His breath was bad. Grab her pussy all you want, but it won't cure your halitosis.

>>724537550
Except it's somehow annoying and gross, it lacks PizzaTowers soul.
I particularly hate Peaches design.

>>724537436
I think I could torture a simp to death without a twinge of guilt. They are lower than cockroaches.

>>724532924
looks like she has some kind of belt on... is there a slut belt that holds up their pants while they're unzipped?

>>724522837
the humor strikes me a zoomie-tier, but he seems to know a good amount about retro games to be able to make some of these references. why does this make me want to peg him as a Brazilian who was born in 2007 but only ever got to play retro consoles up until 6 years ago

>>724522071 (OP)
I hope this doesnt happen to me :(

>>724537549
You know, blood splashing into your eye would hurt really bad

>>724522071 (OP)
>>724522837
This vid is kino, early newgrounds kino, I'm talking classic cemented in youtube history type of kino. Feels good animators like this still exist, they make me lol out loud lmao

>>724538023
don't think too hard about it, these videos never go anywhere

>>724538023
honestly if I really had to guess, I'm guessing the inclusion of brian from family guy was probably inspired by LS Mark's weird obsession with the character.

>>724529736
The little dance he does after all that is what cracks me up

>>724538275
Speak for yourself, bad breath nigger

>>724522837
The art style looks extremely familiar.

>>724522071 (OP)
why is this webm making the rounds on /v/ lately?
is this supposed to be a misery porn dogwhistle or something?

>>724537549
it takes a certain amount of autism to appreciate it.
not too much, or you'll be offended
not too little, or you'll just be disgusted

>>724540675
it's making rounds because it's new. it caught attention because it's kinda weird and kinda cute. it keeps getting new threads because the tranny who made the initial thread got a bunch of replies to his thread and wants to keep chasing that high.

>>724540276
Smiling Friends maybe.

>>724541612
I don't see it. I wanna say fritz the cat but that obviously isn't it.

>>724522071 (OP)
>i like ren and stimpy
Artists need to find new inspiration.
They need to stop looking for gore and violence and start looking for beauty again.
There is no beauty in this video and it is saddening to see artists go into two routes. Whacky and crazy ren/stimpy or sexy tex avery pinup style.

>>724533026
Nope.

>>724542037
I absolutely disagree. almost everything we see from the west these days is some sort of touchy feely rebecca sugar type crap. I'm fine with wacky and weird for the sake of it. There's a reason why Tom and Jerry cartoons were only 4 minutes long instead of 11, and it's because they didn't need to tell a story. Sometimes people just like weird visuals.

>>724542259
It would be a step up if it were tom and jerry style. Tom and Jerry didnt turn their characters ugly. They would sometimes exaggerate the characters during in between frames for a split second. Luigi looks like a monster throughout the entire animation. That is not something that would happen in a tom and jerry czrtoon.

>>724542428
Luigi is also drunk, but I get your point.

>zoomers are having culture shock over their first Newgrounds-style cartoon
lmao

>>724542979
I haven't watched OP's pic. what is going that gives zoomers culture shock?

>>724536826
He uses cell animation.

>>724543023
Something moderately mean spirited happened to a cute girl

>>724543615
ryona/guro? if so, somewhat understandable. Cute girls should do cute happy things.

>>724543675
No, Daisy was super excited to kiss retardo Luigi and he pushed her off like a grossed out 6 year old, then she cried in a sadly realistic way and ran away. Today's kiddies literally cannot handle any form of discomfort and they project all thier feelings into ficiton, so they colllectively wet themselves at this

>>724543765
hmm doesn't sound too bad. hell, imagine if they saw the MadnessCombatDay submissions, they would go into shock.

>>724543902
Madness Combat kicks ass, it's a type of mindless action that one can keep at arms length.

>>724543171
do you mean frame by frame? because he is not using cell animation. pretty sure he's at least using adobe flash.

>>724541612
>>724541847
Closest I can think of is OKKO.

>>724545243
that kinda matches the mark! would make sense because that show tried to be a little bit older with its style. especially KO and Enid

>>724537084
>committed
he did commit, his lips did touch, she just laughed it off though

>>724547264
he grabbed her by her upper arm. that's weird. go watch what he does again. it's really weird. you kiss a girl by grabbing her around her lower back if you're trying to do something romantic

you only do weird kisses when you're in a relationship with her.

>>724538445
You're very close. Some of his videos are based on his childhood memories of bootleg GB/NES games.

The belly fetish shit overstays its welcome in terms of being funny

>>724526321
>highly compressed Osaka audio
kek

>>724547443
Etiquette means you are a slave to society
Just follow your desires and instinct like a based free man

>>724537549
they're funny

>>724539061
He loves it.

>>724542979
I miss 2000s Newgrounds like you wouldn't believe

>>724522071 (OP)
Why does she keep rubbing her face?

>>724547443
It's commonly known that when courting someone you do not stampede to the genitals, but start with touches to the less special body areas. A caress of the hand, upper arm or shoulder. It's something low risk that can be done to see their reaction, then gauge how intimate you can get with someone.

That guy would have loved to just grab her tits, but he was following social norms with a woman he had just met.

>>724522071 (OP)
Luigi is a fag, what's new?

>>724552108
Quite the opposite actually.

>>724522071 (OP)
Forget Luigi
Embrace Wario

>>724522071 (OP)
our Chad

>>724552369
Didn't the artist draw these to amuse his daughter?

>>724522071 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot

>>724522071 (OP)
I'm just laughing at the Luigifags reaction to all of this. This was the tamest shit in terms of mischaracterizing a Mario character ever, Mario and many other characters from the series have done worse shit in parodies.

What gets me is their response to people calling them insecure about the whole joke is
>Well Luigi is a scared little pussyboy with an actual character so there needs to be some standards

Not all of them do this but it's funny to me how people treat this grown ass man

>>724537549
Yeah.

>>724551997
pet the yuno

>>724537137
The most delicious spaghetti is with oysters/clams and olive oil.
Or bottarga, that shit is like cocaine to me.

>>724526623
I've had to reject a couple of clingy girls when I wasn't looking for relationships

>>724522837
Reminds me of the old Rankin/Bass Frosty cartoon from the 60s.

>>724537137
They used olive oil or dairy-based sauces, as god intended

>>724540276
You've likely seen all those weird porn parodies he made on Newgrounds

>>724552737
>oysters/clams
I'm allergic to seafood

>>724537084
Its also common reaction when being nervous and feeling uncertain how to act. Stop being pajeet.

>>724552437
No
You really shouldn't believe cuck fetishists.

>>724554936
I'd rather have a chubby goblin girl than a whore honestly

>>724552737
Those small Italian clams with white whine and olive oil, garlic and lots of parsley? Heaven

Death row food

yeah, im thinking princess peach owes me sex

>>724522071 (OP)
Poor bitch have a mental collapse.
Dammit Luigi, you dumb piece of shit, you gay Luigi, you gay!!.

>>724554936
What's with this guy and obesity? I'm noticing at least one bit per video where someone becomes obese and their belly button sticks out , also noticing that someone always gets bullied in his videos , it gives off very fetishistic vibes

>>724555401
he's south american

>>724522071 (OP)
It's crazy what context can do. Just watching the OP makes it look like Daisy is in a dare or something and being forced to kiss Luigi while laughing about it the whole time, this being why he rejects her, and her laughing about it but still being caught off guard by how fierce the rejection is and running away embarrassed in front of everybody.
>>724522837
Watching the actual video makes it clear she has a crush on the utter retard and all of that laughing is just her covering her nerves and, especially after the violent refusal, covering her tears (until she can't and runs off).
Am I autistic for not intuiting the second part from just the clip?

>>724555914
idk but you actually bothered to watch the whole thing and make a fair assessment which is a lot more than what other anons did

>>724555401
don't try to comprehend the mind of a brazilian

>>724522071 (OP)
Wtf is meant to be communicated here? It's just a bunch of weird faces.

>>724555914
>Am I autistic for not intuiting the second part from just the clip?
Yes, it's very obvious.

>>724526623
Keep saying it?

>>724555401
yeah it's a little overbearing. The 1st pokemon animation has a scene like the daisy one too

>>724556180
kek

Umm art should disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed or something

>>724526623
Hes literally a chubby ugly 4/10 dude and shes like 8-10
You wouldn’t be excited having to kiss a 600 pound landwhale

>>724557876
you will never understand the mind of a man

>draws female characters as sexy gigastacies from the 80's that exist only to dominate men
>draws male characters as the gayest degenerate goblins with horrendous fat/filth fetishes who would legit have a high score on the sex offender registry even by pre-woke standards

>>724558079
Don’t you find ugly artstyle funny
Laugh
LAUGH

>>724558079
it's the classic cartoon trope of ugly gremlin man with bombshell woman

Luigi never deserved Daisy. That is the general consensus everywhere.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WEBM OF DAISY'S LITTLE DANCE WHEN SHE WINS SPIN THE BOTTLE

>>724557937
Ugly ass out of date hair style, i can tell he thinks hes intelligent to compensate with how he dresses you meet dozens of guys like this in school, bad eyes, bad skin probably because your skin breaks out easier when you’re overweight, ugly unkempt too long beard to cover his not existing chin because hes fat, body built like a walrus
The only thing he has going for his is that hes tall, and white so can still geab some vietnam girl or something with ease
Also going in for a wedding style kiss, should have just pecked her on the forehead if thats the point of this video
Would have been cute and avoided this embarrassment

>>724522071 (OP)
>Luigi got AIDS?

>>724558490
nothing comes naturally to you, and it shows

>>724528657
he just needs to slam the arresting officer up against a wall, raise him up on one knee by the crotch, slide a hand down his crack, hold his nape, and them plant a big ol smooch on him

>>724538023
why Bomberman?

>>724538624
explain what's funny about it because I dont get it

>>724526623
pretty based ngl

>>724522837
This, Goodbye Forever 1992, and Pokemon Gold are masterpieces.

>>724538445
It's immature, but zoomies are hardly the only people who liked that. Millennials consumed this shit by the boatful over at newgrounds.

>>724538276
>I particularly hate Peaches design.
More for me.

>>724526321
His girls are too cute. Whitney and Jasmine were fucking adorable.

>>724558490
Did fatso steal your girl?

>>724558379
I already had it saved.

>>724556180
I always get a kick out of his failed animation project where he skipped every concept and pitch phase because he had a uncompromisable vision.

What is a Chinese?

>>724559812
Behead those that would harm her

>>724558079
"ugly guy, hot woman" has been an animation trope since the 60s, probably even earlier

>>724558172
>>724562129
You know, I really don't think Hanna-Barbera ever wanted to portray Barney Licking green goo out of Fred's bloated belly button or unironically sniffing Bam-Bam's diaper.

>>724563512
perhaps you should learn how to get your point across

>>724555401
Don't look him up on r34.

>>724555914
I thought the same at first as well, and I'm a card-carrying certified autist so yes, yes you were being autistic, science says so

>>724526623
Isn't that Dunkey?

>>724565214
keep

>>724561726
>luigi beheaded by cartel.webm
Their methods are about as cost effective as the holocoaster.

>>724522837
Maybe I’m just showing my age but this was just loud and fucking annoying