Thread 724525868

Post your face when you never bought any wokeslop

You fags tricked me into buying hogwarts legacy.

>>724526112
Worth it for professor garlick

He died :(

FUCK SICKOS
FUCK RAPE
RIP KINGCOBRAJFS

>>724525868 (OP)
culture slop thread

>>724526762
This one's different. This one has the Bad Boy of Jobscorp.

Mods will leave this shit and the thinly veiled gooner thread up all night but delete a video game thread if they don't like the game and the discussion strays stays slightly off topic

i look like this

>>724526867
This thread has a Circle of Protection to keep it safe.

>>724527243
I can confirm this, but only if you're willing to contribute $20 to name a Pokemon. Let's get that support rolling in!

>>724525868 (OP)
>we live in a world where cobes and terry are dead but the zoosadists and nick bates are
Who decides such things?

>>724525868 (OP)
>we live in a world where cobes and terry are dead but the zoosadists and nick bates aren't
Who decides such things?

>>724525868 (OP)
I've been going back to the PS2 classics, like a true and honest alive, of-age, CIS-gendered gothic bad boy. that said, fuck sickos.

>>724527676
Don't be sad that they're gone, be happy that we were blessed with their presence.

I feel like whoever was giving him everclear should be imprisoned

>>724526112
you were supposed to download the anti tranny denuvo cracked build anon. Normies consooomed, your part was driving fitgirl repack to the 41% in his spat with empress the real female autist.

>almost bought KCD2
Musa leaks saved me

A pickling arc would've been kino

>>724526847
He is genuinely retarded if he thought a shiny metal ball had any magic to it

>>724528476
>kcd2 general dead on /vg/
>none of those actual faggots even could pretend to play the game long enough for the dlcs to come out
warhorse is dead but it can now at least be at peace. Vavra truly taught us all about the history of the Jews.

>>724528560
>denying his gothic magic

>>724528560
>He is genuinely retarded
He was* genuinely retarded

>>724528560
How do you explain him summoning thunderstorms on command? Magic is real, oh so real.

>cobes totally wasn't a bad guy
>lets just ignore how shit he treated everyone, cheated on his gf (not methica), left his pet to die, etc
Guess as long as you don't rape anybody, its all cool

>>724528560
Oh yeah? Well would THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA personally send a letter of thanks to someone who DIDN'T have magical powers?!?

>>724528049
Was this the guy who tried to peek when Josh accidentally showed his girlfriend's nudes?

>>724528691
You have to go back

>>724528691
Puff is still out there.

>>724528691
He was a doofus and an idiot but he was too retarded to hurt anyone. Well what should I expect from a board that thinks DarkSydePhil is a cool guy.

>>724527676
Cobes case was pretty much just him destroying his body between booze and horrendous eating conditions like eating wendy's that had sat out for almost 48 hours.

>>724528691
None of us are getting off of this planet with clean hands

>game basedfishes me into playing it for 2 hours
>starts getting woke
>lie about it freezing my computer and not wanting to shut down because I'd lose progress on an essay I was writing
>refund accepted

This is what American's paid taxes for. A literal boglim retard to drink himself to deah. THANK FUCK food stamps are being put out to pastuer. If there was ever a case why that shit should be stopped Cobes was it.

>>724529151
Alcohol isn't covered under food stamps and I don't even think he got them because he'd always pay for uber eats with donations

I miss him bros. I keep expecting a "chillin" to pop up in my notifications

>>724527468
https://youtu.be/T7HNquG0f1s?si=3oTWwA3ewpNSJnYv

>>724529151
And I don't want to hear anything about
>b-but the troles wouldn't let him get a real job
Maybe he shouldn't have spent years being a retard online, stalking a girl who wasn't interested in him, pretending to know magic, making shitty food slop and throwing it in a video as if that was ever content, and finally selling his soul so he could end a seven year dry spell to a sea hag. That was all on him. Trolls had nothing to do with that.

>>724528691
Of course, Cobes wasn't perfect, but he wasn't a monster.
>how shit he treated everyone
Despite that, the people around him still wanted to be in his life. His friends and family understood his developmental issues and found the good in them, even if it was difficult at times.
>cheated on his gf (not methica)
That's not what's up, but the relationship was already on rocky terms. She cheated on him, he cheated on her, it just didn't work out.
>left his pet to die
That's most definitely not what the fuck is up, toobz. The Puff arc is easily the worst and it highlights all of Cobes' biggest faults. I won't defend that, but I'm not going to wish harm on him either. He's a very flawed person, but he was an interesting if unintentionally person and will be missed.

>>724528126
Is Phil an architect?

got baited with KCD 2, faggot director is a loser who rug pulled and went full jew

>>724526112
But the troon character was known about before release. Same with all the nog students.

>>724527468
It really should've been him doodt.

>>724529446
shes clearly not depressed or mental

>>724529446
grim

>>724528513
>we'll never get a pickle mead arc

>>724525868 (OP)
Is that fucking Chaturbate in his glasses?

https://youtu.be/TMb9LmcS_GY?si=QU1RlRGHKVN7O-Ym

>>724527468
Pokemon: Lechonk
Name: DSP

>>724529486
How did you avoid all the leaks?

>>724529441
>That's not what's up, but the relationship was already on rocky terms. She cheated on him, he cheated on her, it just didn't work out.
She nearly got Cobra and some other dude into a threesome. She had both of them sucking on a titty and it only stopped because Homeboy started rubbing Cobe's leg.

Better not make me miss you, BOY!

>>724529446
is that the same chick?
>looks like a crackhead schizo before
>looks normal but is fat and has a lesbo haircut after

>>724529441
You mean that crackhead Warmload and his fake troon tits? Even his dad left him in that trailer. You can't tell me Clunt didn't know what would happen. His son litterally tried to commit suicide by shotgun because his crazy monster slug girlfriend snuck a camera into his bedroom. Nobody wanted to be around Josh for honorable reasons. Thats why he died alone.

>>724529446
COVID weight gain.

>>724530094
he did not attempt suicide, retard.

>>724529763
>the best girl in Cobes' life was Warlord
If only...
>>724529764
He rockin' with Ozzy and Satan now.
pic related genuinely made me tear up

>>724530327
All these fucking secondaries who think Josh would be happy in Heaven

I still can't believe he's gone.... I thought he at least live till 40....

>>724530513
Obviously, Jesus and his angels made heaven more accommodating for the Gothic Bad Boy of Caspar, Wyoming. I bet there's even a clocktower for him.

>>724529253
>>724529253
Money is fungible

>>724525868 (OP)
Vulture pilot from OG Starcraft man

>>724530094
josh wanted to be independent and his dad let him. but clearly he was too dumb to live. has massive organ failure and thinks hes gonna sleep it off.

>buy a racing game
>it's woke horeshit
>WTF HOW!?

That fucking Cyrax court stream was insane.

>>724531228
From what I remember, Cobes likely Clint scheduled a doctor's appointment for abdominal issues, but Cobes passed before it. He died of a heart attack, hopefully it happened in his sleep.

>>724525868 (OP)
I almost had a perfect record. then I bought Hyper Light Drifter.Thank you ZQ. At least the sequel bombed. not because it was woke or anything, but on account of it being dogshit that played nothing like HLD and was absolutely unappealing to anyone at all

>>724531629
What's woke about HLD?

>>724529587
how his meads even became mead is truly beyond me
>skittle mead: 2 cups of sugar, a bottle of honey, probably maybe a cup of water however much the honey bottle can hold, 2 family size bags of original skittles, 3 cans of C4 energy skittles flavor, 1 cap of yeast nutrient, 1 pouch of 48 hour turbo yeast
he and ozzy are putting on concerts in hell with puff

>>724531507
last thing cobes ever did was order a jug of tampico through doordash at 9am. his organs would have been melting at this point so its kind of amusing in a gothic bad boy way.

>>724529432
>>b-but the troles wouldn't let him get a real job
He worked at Wendy's or some shit for years and lost his job because they would constantly prank call the place. Believe it or not, a Wendy's wagie is expendable and if they keep getting unwanted, annoying attention because of an employee even if it's not intentionally their doing they will replace them at a certain point.

>>724525868 (OP)
Problem is I played Mass Effect 2, New Vegas and Star Wars KotOR I.
>>724530687
I was legitimately more tore up about KingKobras passing than Ozzy's, and I've had every Sabbath album on release since Tyr.

>>724526112
Even woke can't kill that comfy of a world
>>724526367
>One day randomly remember this guy exists
>He dies
Welp, guess i'm leaving SteveMRE to memory

>>724528642
Still haven't played it, are normalfags pretending it's great?
I can't imagine many single player games keep a relevent /vg/ who cares

>>724529446
holy meatballs

Never have. Never will.

>Kiwifarms/eceleb thread
Cancer

Wokeslop constantly flops, but occasionally one (1) will make it through the cracks and barely make a profit, and marxoids will shout, "CHUDS LOST!! THIS ONE FINALLY MADE MONEY!! OUR MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS REPRESENT US!!!"

>>724532031
>skittle mead: 2 cups of sugar, a bottle of honey, probably maybe a cup of water however much the honey bottle can hold, 2 family size bags of original skittles, 3 cans of C4 energy skittles flavor, 1 cap of yeast nutrient, 1 pouch of 48 hour turbo yeast
This is the kind of content you can't just replace overnight

>>724530513
Roasting alive for eternity is somehow better?

>>724525868 (OP)
I always sent him out to die so I knew where the zerg would approach from.

You guys staying sober? Week and a half for me.

>>724534336
I'm at just about three weeks after being drunk for nearly 6 years straight. Some days are easy, some days are really hard, but it's been nice to wake up without a hangover, take solid shits, and get back into my old hobbies.

I do wish the weight would go away faster though.

indie games FTW

>>724533812
Its what he would have wanted

>>724534443
Good job, is your shit neon yellow?
How much did you drink in a night? I was getting to the point where I could finish a 5th of vodka in an evening.