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What happened to Steam's Mascot?
Seriously what happened to her?
Anonymous No.724535880 [Report] >>724536004 >>724542313 >>724546603
>>724535816 (OP)
*him
Anonymous No.724535890 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
what happened to ps2's mascot?
Anonymous No.724536004 [Report] >>724536115 >>724536138
>>724535880
forced meme
Anonymous No.724536113 [Report] >>724536303
steam didnt own it
Anonymous No.724536115 [Report]
>>724536004
>literally tranny flag hair
ok buddy
Anonymous No.724536138 [Report] >>724543683
>>724536004
Newfag, it's always been a Peruvian male lmao. You could check the artists own pages with internet archive to confirm
Anonymous No.724536174 [Report]
oh hell yeah a new tranny schizo thread that will be spammed 24/7
Anonymous No.724536182 [Report] >>724536271 >>724536282 >>724544884
>>724535816 (OP)
There was a thread about the Steam Sale delivery girl mascot before this one. What did you fags do to get it deleted? Let me guess, the little shits screaming "tranime" and calling her a boy started posting cp because someone made them mad again?
Anonymous No.724536271 [Report]
>>724536182
>non video game thread gets deleted from /v/
woah
Anonymous No.724536282 [Report] >>724538085
>>724536182
Sounds about right. /v/ is so bored/predictable that they unironically brought back "tranime" to their already-bankrupt vernacular.
Anonymous No.724536285 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
1 year contract iirc
Anonymous No.724536303 [Report] >>724537668
>>724536113
>decide to rotate artists every year
>strike gold first try
>everyone complains that she's gone and wants her back
woops
Anonymous No.724536307 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
They said from the start she was only going to be there for a year
Anonymous No.724536343 [Report]
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
Anonymous No.724536363 [Report] >>724536415 >>724538012
>>724535816 (OP)
11 minutes to say their contract ended? How the FUCK did they manage to scrape so much from the bottom of the barrel
Anonymous No.724536383 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
Allow me to posit a better question: who gives a fuck?
Anonymous No.724536415 [Report]
>>724536363
Valve should have bought her. She was worth it
Anonymous No.724536430 [Report]
That was a short campaign to appease the mutant HR department they won't get another one
Anonymous No.724536491 [Report] >>724536843 >>724539067
>>724535816 (OP)
>muh contract
Erm, it's a fucking drawing. A fictional character. What fucking contract does a fiction character sign? Just draw her lmao.
Fucking idiots.
Anonymous No.724536798 [Report] >>724536839
>>724535816 (OP)
analpreg
Anonymous No.724536839 [Report]
>>724536798
I'm assuming that means a baby delivered out the anus, but what I want is a woman pregnant with twins that are kept seperately in each asscheek and still delivered vaginally
Anonymous No.724536843 [Report]
>>724536491
Honestly this but unironically. Just get a different artist's take on the same character every year.
Anonymous No.724536847 [Report] >>724536941
>>724535816 (OP)
Think they'll ever bring her back due to popular demand or are they dead set on rotating in new artists?
Anonymous No.724536941 [Report] >>724537141 >>724539562
>>724536847
I think it would be pretty stupid not to but lol I dont know what they're thinking. Surely they looked at the statistics and saw people buying her point shop items in truckloads
Anonymous No.724537072 [Report] >>724537572 >>724539708
if they bring her back i'd like to see her in a different fit/role. make her a streamer or a store clerk
Anonymous No.724537141 [Report]
>>724536941
I want her to specifically be the steam deck mascot. It's such a slam dunk.
Anonymous No.724537464 [Report] >>724537579
It seems that Gaben hires his artists only for a full year. Doesn't look like it but the current one has been at it since the lunar sale. Doing a piss poor job I might add, never seen such boring art.
Anonymous No.724537572 [Report] >>724537738
>>724537072
She had season outfits, she was just a regular gaymer during winter
Anonymous No.724537579 [Report]
>>724537464
I hate mushroom psychadelic shit, it's so uninspired
Anonymous No.724537668 [Report]
>>724536303
yeah the new art is very "generic" compared with the delivery girl. They really need to buy her rights and make her a mascot everyone loved her.
Anonymous No.724537720 [Report] >>724537786 >>724542987
I'd rather have unique sale themes than the same tranny delivering over and over again
there's, only so much you can do with that concept anyway
Anonymous No.724537727 [Report] >>724539709 >>724539749
>>724535816 (OP)
It wasn't even a mascot, they just contract new artist every year or so to keep the marketing fresh.
That aside, why do Steam take advantage of anime marketing when they keep deleting anime game while allowing shovelware WEGs?
Also why do retards fall for this shitty performative marketing.
Anonymous No.724537738 [Report]
>>724537572
>bruised knees
Anonymous No.724537786 [Report]
>>724537720
bruh you really have trannies living rent free in your head no?
Anonymous No.724537790 [Report] >>724537864
oh and stop lying to yourself, it's a tranny
"she's" literally build like a guy
Anonymous No.724537823 [Report]
they should hire hentai artists instead
Anonymous No.724537864 [Report]
>>724537790
>bruised knees
Anonymous No.724537941 [Report]
How did transchads buckbreak 4trancels so hard?
Anonymous No.724538012 [Report]
>>724536363
>How did [thing thats not really that important to even make a video about] happen? Well for context we need to go back to the big bang...
Anonymous No.724538085 [Report]
>>724536282
"tranime" should unironically be a bannable offense. they are easily on par with MLP posters in terms of obnoxiousness
Anonymous No.724538104 [Report] >>724538246 >>724539130 >>724539709 >>724544181
>transvestigating a cartoon character who has zero backstory
lmao
Anonymous No.724538246 [Report]
>>724538104
i swear some anons are just this mindbroken, some are trolling but some are just this terminal retard.
Anonymous No.724538853 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
>What happened to Steam's mascot
There was never one to begin with
Anonymous No.724538886 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
I hate these little shits like you wouldn't belive
Anonymous No.724538921 [Report] >>724539709
>>724535816 (OP)
>Generic tranime moeblob #8991
Who cares?
Anonymous No.724538949 [Report] >>724539129
Same reason why Esurance doesn't use their mascot anymore.
Anonymous No.724539036 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
Kill | Sex | No Opinion
Anonymous No.724539067 [Report] >>724539436
>>724536491
contract with the artist, retard. xhe just drew the same concept both times. it was never meant as a mascot
Anonymous No.724539129 [Report]
>>724538949
>make character whose entire gimmick is sex
>shocked that the Internet agreed she's for sex
It's probably why Femme Fatale's have entirely died out from most media. Not sure if that applies to Delivery Girl though.
Anonymous No.724539130 [Report]
>>724538104
artist is a pronoun tumblrtard, idiot
Anonymous No.724539436 [Report]
>>724539067
I could draw her in my bed right now
Anonymous No.724539562 [Report]
>>724536941
>buying
>point shop
Anonymous No.724539581 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
whomsowest
Anonymous No.724539708 [Report]
>>724537072
>fit
Faggot.
Anonymous No.724539709 [Report] >>724542739 >>724544252
>>724537727
99% of people don't even think about the existence of porn games, retard. why would anyone care about a miniscule fraction of 1k player count games getting removed from steam? they've ever even fucking heard of them
im not even defending steam here, it's gay of them especially for shit like lover kiss which isn't even porn, but you're detached from reality id you think any significant portion of people give a shit
>>724538104
>transvestigating
stopped reading there. ywnbaw
>>724538921
>tranime
1. go back faggot redditor
2. it's not anime it's drawn by a westoid. Kys
Anonymous No.724539749 [Report]
>>724537727
Steam is following laws.
>what law?
The law where credit card companies can turn you from a Billionaire into a pauper on a whim.
Anonymous No.724541968 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
Thats a man tho
Anonymous No.724542313 [Report]
>>724535880
*her
Anonymous No.724542739 [Report] >>724542878 >>724543048
>>724539709
Nta, but transvestigating is a thing some very obsessed people do on IRL women to argue if they are actually trans. Usually a TERF thing but you see some right-wing people do it as well these days. Usually if there is any woman who is good on her field or has any "masculine" traits(jaw structure, shoulder width, voice, or sometimes just personality), there are people who starts arguing it's actually trans-woman in disguise to try and attack other women etc.
You can say it's insane, but look at /v/ calling all anime "tranime" and genuinely thinking Donkey Kong Bananza is trans propaganda because DK has among many other color palettes a one that is also pastel colors and reminds the usual ice cream look.
It is genuine obsession, who starts insisting a random gal is trans and getting angry over their own headcanon? It's not healthy.
>"But the other sid-"
IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
Anonymous No.724542878 [Report] >>724543517 >>724543753
>>724542739
Anime gave me agp
Anonymous No.724542987 [Report]
>>724537720
>tranny tranny tranny
You're literally mentally ill
Anonymous No.724543048 [Report] >>724543570
>>724542739
What about that thing where schizos accuse every female celebrity of being born a boy who was groomed by the satanic elite to live as a girl?
Anonymous No.724543517 [Report]
>>724542878
Kk cool
Anonymous No.724543570 [Report]
>>724543048
Sounds quite /pol/-core.
Anonymous No.724543683 [Report]
>>724536138
kys.
Anonymous No.724543705 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)

Gabe ate her
Anonymous No.724543731 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
contract ended, retard. it wasn't a permanent thing.
Anonymous No.724543753 [Report] >>724543928 >>724544008
>>724542878
Madoka helped me realise i'm a girl :)
Anonymous No.724543868 [Report] >>724544190
Why are flat girls so fucking hot?
Anonymous No.724543928 [Report]
>>724543753
That's nice! Being a gamer girl is the best
Anonymous No.724544008 [Report]
>>724543753
thats some real shit my nigga
Anonymous No.724544053 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
They change steam sale artist every year.
Anonymous No.724544090 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
Dogshit design, was sick of her after the first sale of the year.
Anonymous No.724544181 [Report]
>>724538104
Just don't loik em'
simple as
Anonymous No.724544190 [Report]
>>724543868
Because perfectly flat chests are extremely erotic
Anonymous No.724544252 [Report] >>724544703
>>724539709
>it's not anime it's drawn by a westoid. Kys
Hopefully you'll take your own advice for being so painfully wrong
Anonymous No.724544405 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
Unironically the current artstyle is so shit I don't even look at sales anymore. The cute Steam girl always made me browse and buy stuff. They should have never gotten rid of her.
Anonymous No.724544703 [Report] >>724545418
>>724544252
>23 year old latinx shitskin
>early 2010's white millenial living in NYC personality
why?
Anonymous No.724544884 [Report]
>>724536182
Haven't you read the news? Janitor application acceptance emails have been sent out, so that already tells you a couple of things.
Anonymous No.724545418 [Report]
>>724544703
3rd worlders are 10+ years behind culturally
They copycat popular movies and internet personas
Anonymous No.724546603 [Report]
>>724535816 (OP)
>>724535880
Fpbp. The rope beckoned him home.