Jankirism
Choco never should've put a release date on 1.0. Every single great setpiece in Onirism is held back by a huge bug or fuckup. They backed themselves into a corner by not pulling a "when it's done", especially with the scale of this project.
im playing on insomniac and the jail escape part was too hard with all the guards everywhere so i had to kinda cheese it to win
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:13:40 AM
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>>724539860
I just pushed through it.
i've been getting a ton of bugs but i've still been having fun. i wish the candy kingdom wasn't so huge, though
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:34:03 AM
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>>724543026
Patch when?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:38:07 AM
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>>724542884
They're probably putting together a big one instead of slapping on hotfixes.
>>724542812
Marshmallott has the worst level design of the game, it's a maze and the automap doesn't help.
Rottenlake is supposedly much bigger but it's split into 4 parts, so it's easier to navigate, even in Orca Avenue.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:47:11 AM
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>>724543516
>>724543220
that's good. looking forward to getting back into it but i know the dev is stressing himself out so i feel like waiting for some patches would be wise before i hit some softlock bug or something
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:49:29 AM
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>>724538510 (OP)
played this for the first time, and yeah, i can handle some jank but the frame skips are too annoying.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:49:56 AM
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>>724543393
Some softlocks have been corrected but major bugs remain. On the moon,dying or loading a save with a space suit can erase your inventory so you need to get back to a toybox, and the last part of Corpopolis has yet to be implemented.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:50:35 AM
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>>724544934
>>724538510 (OP)
>Every single great setpiece in Onirism is held back by a huge bug or fuckup
Such as?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:13:52 AM
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devs if you see this can you add a clockwork orange costume
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:14:24 AM
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>>724544575
>>724542495
It'll break past 228 once the next update comes out and Dispatch ends.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:16:07 AM
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>>724544513
It needs a roper 1.0 update, and some bigshot proppeling it. Right now, it's in a broken state.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:27:06 AM
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>>724564650
>>724543531
Losing your invetory on the moon upon dying, a whole chunk of the corpopolis level deleted by accident, the guns stop working in the cursed woods mansion and just fire in one specific spot until you reload the save, collision problems everywhere where you can go through walls or have invisible ones, there's a lot right now.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:31:01 AM
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I just did the Atlas boss and I'm pretty sure the jump pads on the legs only have about a 5% success rate of actually being able to launch you. often also just got launched into the leg and got permastuck
dubs I upload birthday suit to costume contest
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:38:36 AM
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>>724545320
do it anyway coward
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:40:30 AM
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>>724545735
>>724545320
>dubs
>on /v/
retard
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:43:43 AM
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>>724542495
>10x numbers of pre 1.0
Big win
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:46:29 AM
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>>724545474
'tis possible, little noob
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:50:16 AM
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Don't you dare fix my scooter bug
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:58:36 AM
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>>724543220
Marshmallot has backtracking when it's not obvious you should be backtracking
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:07:37 AM
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>>724546605
>most areas have some kind of secret unlockable weapon
>they mostly suck so far
I don't know, I'm not asking for them to be broken but that giant sword in Marshmalott kind of sucks for how much of a pain that optional boss is
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:08:43 AM
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>>724546567
I can hit multiple enemies and does 100 damage at full
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:33:22 AM
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i need some sexy zombie carol art to tide me over, thanks
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:35:23 AM
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Sex with Carol
Wow so the game is really not very finished is it.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:38:07 AM
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>>724547670
Unity is just being shitty. Pretty much messed up lots of games, not just onirism.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:39:59 AM
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>>724547670
Unity ruining many games with a forced security update and Crimson Tales making huge mistakes during crunch panic, while backing themselves into a corner by saying there won't be any more delays. Basically the worst that could happen, happened.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:41:41 AM
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>>724554423
>>724547670
not finished but what is there is kino
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:42:24 AM
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Carol is such a sexy delicate cracker
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:42:43 AM
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>>724548065
The girls are cute, at least.
Sucks they have to pretend we're at 1.0 but at least the project isn't actually dead in the water, they're still working on it right.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:44:55 AM
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>>724547973
Oh yeah they have a bunch of plans beyond 1.0 first they are just patching stuff up
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:00 AM
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>>724548705
kinda sad they botched the release after all this time in ea, this game will never get any more players than it already had unless they fix every single bug and sponsor some big streamer to play and praise it.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:01:17 PM
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>>724548325
If the online has lobbies it will make it's popularity flourish
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:09:49 PM
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:30:22 PM
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I love Carol and my faith in her is unwavering.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:41:27 PM
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I love Anubia and hoping for her return
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:14:08 PM
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Can't wait for the plobbies
It is morally acceptable to lynch child abusers
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:18:05 PM
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>>724551960
some accusations sound like a confession
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:21:34 PM
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>>724551960
It's not okay to kill yourself
Please seek help
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:25:13 PM
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>>724552840
>>724551960
The entire body of congress is made up of Zionist Child Raping Pedophiles.
Your president is a prolific pedophile who went to Epstein's island to fuck underage girls alongside other rich elites who currently want to bring back slavery.
So, is it okay to kill child abusers?
Not according to Americans,the most cucked and enslaved faggots on the planet. You might as well shove your 2nd Amendment up your fucking assholes. Your founding fathers are turning in their graves right now.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:31:47 PM
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>>724552975
>>724552441
This was so clumsily shoehorned in
These shill firms aren't hiring very smart people
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:34:07 PM
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>>724552840
We've gotten to the point where bots don't even have to make sense. The imbeciles can't tell them apart from actual people.
Thanks for nothing.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:35:47 PM
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Wikis updated on maps/guns. If I missed something leave a comment on a page.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:53:54 PM
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I do wish this is a success, but the bugs early on is setting a bad tone.
Like gaining access to ALL regs teleporters in a section, allowing you to skip portions of the level or losing access to your default pyjamas because your toybox doesn't have it for some reason when you change to a different outfit.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:59:12 PM
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>>724547931
Pretty much, the only real issues there are are the bugs, the eventual lack of direction and the irregular difficulty, but the bugs are so damaging and numerous it really ruins the whole experience.
It's the fun of Blood 1 kneecapped by the general polish of Blood 2.
She's bringin the heat. Corpos gonna feel the burn.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:09:12 PM
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>>724555287
>>724554964
where did you get that?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:13:46 PM
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Fun fact: Carol's plush is immune to fire. That is one less weakness than your puny flesh!
>>724555030
Spawned in. I assume its in one of the bugged chests or from the last level. Unless its an arcade weapon - I dont play arcade. Most Tales weapons are in somewhere now.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:40:52 PM
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She won.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:00:32 PM
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>>724558853
Corpopolis fix when
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:10:49 PM
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>>724558204
just PM'd it to you
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:32:23 PM
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>>724589514
Did they... you know?
You guys tricked me into playing this, i started a new save and i got to some teleporter on top of a ruins, it then got me stuck in a forever loading screen to some world with som paint brushes in it judging fro mthe loading screen. So i force exit the game because it's just stuck loading forever, and when i go back in the game it puts me on the loading screen right away and it stays stuck. I then decide to delet my save file to try again and every time the game just removes the main menu but nothing happens other than some retard jellyfish swimming away in the background, same thing happens no matter which save file i use and no matter if i delete all save files, the game is forever broken.
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:38:40 PM
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>>724560875
>>724560586
Let me guess, you pirated the game and do not have the very first hotfix.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:38:43 PM
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>>724561012
>>724560586
So you got unlucky, the teleporters were supposed to be removed but a few were missed. You can create a new save after closing the game.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:41:23 PM
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>>724560963
>>724560706
If you can't make sure the game works on release after countless delays then you don't deserve me demoing it with a pirate before i buy it
>>724560875
Piratecuck BTFO.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:43:37 PM
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>>724560709
How could they manage to miss a teleporter in the very first level which is almost at the very start of it? Do they have no structure to the development? Different areas and mechanics should be sorted so that if they need to remove or alter somethign they can make sure it all gets altered, jesus. Not to mention managing to delete the final level
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:05:58 PM
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>>724562660
>>724560963
is that you chocololi?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:09:48 PM
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>>724582032
>>724562424
He doesn't give a shit about piracy given that the game is DRM free. You should be cursing the shit uploaders you're forced to get your outdated downloads from, but you won't because you're a good subservient piratecuck.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:17:00 PM
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>>724563382
>>724538510 (OP)
Im surprised that the game is actually good, lurking these threads for years and it's not just a shitpost? Also carol a cute
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:21:19 PM
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>>724563094
Too bad these threads suck frog ass
Im surprised how far along the visuals and optimization came along since the first versions. Those looked and ran horribly. This is actually really comfy and nice.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:33:02 PM
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>>724563982
It still has a long way to go
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:34:59 PM
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>>724565496
Put the damn soundtrack up for sale already!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:39:37 PM
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>>724565496
>>724544934
any other major glitches i can try and avoid? i'm in the candy level right now. also none of the save points or fast travel worked for me (they work fine in the celestial forge).
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:47:29 PM
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you'll never believe what choco just posted in the onicord
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:51:35 PM
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>>724564650
The checkpoints are a visual glitch, they still save and heal. Just no animation.
Dont use any teleporters if you find them.
When you get to the waterslide in Corpopolis dont go further. Theres nothing to do and the level can unload. Same in Fishbone at the location in pic.
If you get the aiming bug in spookhouse then clip it for Choco. He cant reproduce it.
>>724564328
Just rip the music like I did.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:54:29 PM
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live carol reaction to falling through the map again
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:55:45 PM
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>>724566441
Why didn't Choco delay it again?
Publisher pressure?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:04:25 PM
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>>724565834
Because you can't just have infinite delays. He knows he needed to release it already regardless of how much the universe actively shits on the game.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:06:55 PM
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{
"m_Id": 25286140928040,
"m_Localized": "You found the Ruby Dreamstone !",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
{
"m_Id": 25286140928041,
"m_Localized": "You found the Sapphire Dreamstone !",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
{
"m_Id": 25286140928042,
"m_Localized": "You found the Topaz Dreamstone !",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
{
"m_Id": 25286140928043,
"m_Localized": "You found the Emerald Dreamstone !",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
{
"m_Id": 25286140928044,
"m_Localized": "You found the Amethyst Dreamstone !",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
never ever
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:08:19 PM
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>>724566826
>game in a shit state
>not patch in days
>>724566716
let them cook
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:15:10 PM
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>>724569391
>>724566662
is this a 3d render or a 2d drawing? I can't tell
{
"m_Id": 25286178676755,
"m_Localized": "Meng/Still, if you have a bit of time when you're done, come see me. I'll give you some of my side jobs.",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
{
"m_Id": 25286178676756,
"m_Localized": "Meng/Then we can share a bunch o' pearls!",
"m_Metadata": {
"m_Items": []
}
},
top zozzle
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:16:24 PM
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>>724566826
They've been cooking for years and served me a steak that's burned on the outside and is still alive and mooing on the inside
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:20:56 PM
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>>724567541
let *clap* them *clap* cook *clap*
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:21:34 PM
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>>724567971
>>724567541
small indie french dev, please understand
this area is fucking confusing but also kino. they even nailed the metroid prime music.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:26:05 PM
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>>724567291
>Meng
Is that a character name? Why not have it as a separate entry? Seems a tad wasteful to parse out the name when consuming the string. Unless this happens on startup which wouldn't affect moment-to-moment performance.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:26:35 PM
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>>724570063
>>724567657
>small indie french dev
How small? would you say, child size?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:30:33 PM
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>>724567291
DLC where Meng sends you on missions to eliminate targets when?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:31:02 PM
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>>724567859
I liked it more during the patch where choco accidentally despawned all enemies
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:32:10 PM
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>>724568637
its over
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:35:24 PM
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:36:24 PM
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>>724568340
oh nooooo, all the socially retarded pedophiles will no longer talk about onirism sex and post their microbikini pics in the game's discord. how terrible.
>>724538510 (OP)
I'll be honest, i liked the early access more.
I find retarded to have more slots for weapons when you only have like 4 types of different ammo, it just makes the game more annoying to play, also limiting the ammo and finding capsules to upgrade them feels like a chore, just sell the capsules at the witch store so you can grind for crystals at the open world maps(at least use the open world element)
And speaking of that, i find annoying the open world, it just feel pointless back then also had open world but wasn't so big and empty like now , it just makes me bored to explore, it really feels like Elden Ring exploration, pointless.
The Unicorn being so OP compared to the motorcycle is really a bad design, also the motorcycle is annoying to drive so is just pointless to choose that over the unicorn and is not even a fun vehicle.
The menus are still shit, i don't even know how he didn't focus in fix those, instead he added meme combos and grabs that i will never use because i am playing at the maximum difficult.
Overall you can feel the passion for the game but adding to much saturate the game and make you feel like you want to throw it.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:40:44 PM
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>>724539860
what's with this FOV
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:42:30 PM
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>>724542495
Wow it's finally pulling in gear and hunger numbers.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:44:27 PM
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>>724570003
why do the japanese love carol's game so much?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:47:33 PM
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>>724567216
the prompt probably said 3d render
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:49:43 PM
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>>724569998
>>724568832
>I find retarded to have more slots for weapons when you only have like 4 types of different ammo
It's simple, you have 1 set for when things get serious, and 1 set to match carol's outfit/for fun.
>i find annoying the open world
ESL grammar aside, open levels are good hiding upgrades in and just plain having fun with carol's movement in.
>motorcycle is annoying to drive
Fair enough. Vehicle handling is really under cooked.
>The menus are still shit
I mean, when they work, they're much better than EA. This isn't even really an opinion when it comes to the settings and such since now every option is actually functional.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:55:54 PM
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>>724570516
>>724569551
>I mean, when they work, they're much better than EA
Diabetes aside, So never? because they never works.
>>724569195
>why does the most cunnypilled nation on earth like a game featuring a little girl
For the gameplay, obviously.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:56:10 PM
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>>724568832
>I find retarded to have more slots for weapons when you only have like 4 types of different ammo
agree, or at least allow us to unequip and leave the slots open
>sell the capsules at the witch store
it would help if she sold some or the game gave you some free power-ups as you progressed. many of them are very easy to miss.
i like the openness of the game, however. it doesn't feel like i need to explore, but doing so is generally worthwhile. there are enough upgrades that i haven't felt the need to really comb through every area.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:56:39 PM
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>>724573325
>>724567971
Choco is Richard Hammond-sized.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:01:36 PM
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>>724570003
>For the gameplay, obviously
I ran their tweets through a translator and they unironically do (except the one lolicon who linked the lewd mod for everyone to see).
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:02:53 PM
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>>724575152
>>724569998
What menus are you talking about? Because they all work. The shop menu is just finicky sometimes and requires you to close and open it again.
Pretty funny how the 1.0 release killed literally all hype and interest that people had for this game.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:20:40 PM
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>>724571508
The only thing it killed is shitposters. The few stragglers like the third post are basically just pissing in the wind now while nobody cares.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:20:52 PM
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>>724571508
It didnt tho, I still want to see the rest.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:23:28 PM
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>>724572073
I may be retarded, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to get into the first locked traincar on the Clockwork Express section. I found a key at the end of the first section, but that only opened the second locked traincar. Is there any key somewhere else? I've scoured the map a couple of times and I can't find shit so I don't know if something is bugged or not.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:25:05 PM
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:33:21 PM
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>reviews dropped below 80% positive
IT'S OVER
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:35:01 PM
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>>724573231
>>724567859
Sing this legit makes me consider getting this game since I actually liked Metroid Prime 2. How long does it take to get to this level?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:38:07 PM
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>>724571508
yep, threads are back to just the same three avatarfags
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:40:40 PM
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>>724572824
i'm like 20+ hours in. also wait to get it unless you have a high tolerance for bugs
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:41:54 PM
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>>724570063
Between picrel and the cosplay pic he does appear to be on the shorter side, or twink sized. I want to FUCK the Choco!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:46:43 PM
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>>724573873
finally made it to the spooky forest level. i didn't realize that some anons were already far when 1.0 released and thought this was gonna be early in the game.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:49:07 PM
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>>724574437
>>724573697
How many hours on the save? Some of you guys appear super quick to me, it took me a lot of hours until I hit the end of the old content (Celestial Forge)
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:56:58 PM
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>>724574519
>>724573873
i've been playing a lot. i've left the game running while posting in the thread so idk the actual playtime. also how long am i gonna be stuck in zombie mode?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:57:53 PM
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>>724574437
Healing item or checkpoint cures you.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:28 PM
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>>724566662
I want that thong.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:04:07 PM
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>>724538510 (OP)
The mistake he made was setting his 1.0 date for the date the game would be content complete. He really should have given himself and extra 6 months of pure bugfixing and polishing.
The game is fun as fuck, but all this jank is going to scare aff a lot of potential buyers and generate a lot of negative word of mouth.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:06:27 PM
No.724575149
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Reminder the costume contest is still going on.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:06:29 PM
No.724575152
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>>724575280
>>724570516
Toy box, specially if you use joystick.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:08:02 PM
No.724575280
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>>724575152
>joystick
controler fags are second class citizens and should be treated as such.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:22:43 PM
No.724576339
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Listening to the music after ripping it from the game. SSB4 has my fav track.
>cutscenePolarBeforebattleReac04.wav
Oh god.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:23:37 PM
No.724576407
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>trying to drum up fake outrage for your piece of shit game nobody plays
Honestly the most pathetic thing I have seen on /v/.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:26:06 PM
No.724576598
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>>724576483
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:26:36 PM
No.724576635
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>>724576720
>>724576483
>>trying to drum up fake outrage
What outrage? What did I miss?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:27:05 PM
No.724576671
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>>724576483
only thing i'm outraged about is how cute they made carol
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:27:53 PM
No.724576720
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>>724576635
Shitposters can no longer post le epic Steamcharts numbers so they're now forced to seethe at literally nothing, please understand.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:29:33 PM
No.724576818
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>>724577218
me carol posting in onirism threads being chased by shitposters trying to tell me it's buggy (I don't care)
filesize is starting to make a lot of sense the further i get. it's a big game
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:31:50 PM
No.724576982
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>>724576898
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:34:58 PM
No.724577218
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>>724577534
>>724576818
why anybody would make shit up just to try to hate on a video game is beyond me
hopping on a bandwagon does not make you cool
being a dick in general does not make you cool
inb4
>m-m-MUH UNDERAGED MAIN CHARACTER
like the anon I'm replying to, I simply don't care
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:36:52 PM
No.724577359
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>>724538510 (OP)
Eh, whatever. It gave me an excuse to finally buy it.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:39:31 PM
No.724577534
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>>724577975
>>724577218
>bandwagon
there's no hate bandwagon for this game. there IS however a love bandwagon. and i'm going for a ride in it if you understand what i'm getting at (read between the lines, keywords: RIDE, LOVE, WAGON)
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:40:25 PM
No.724577582
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>>724577845
>he bought?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:42:58 PM
No.724577759
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>>724577968
>>724542812
were the fast travel and save points also broken for you? that's what made it tedious for me.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:44:09 PM
No.724577845
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>>724577582
yes carol i bought your game. now you owe me BIG time
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:45:40 PM
No.724577968
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>>724577759
yeah, but if you step on a save point the animation will break but you'll still get healed, then if you reload everything will work again for some reason
>>724577534
>there's no hate bandwagon for this game
There absolutely is. Look at how many mentions for the game there are in this thread, shit's absolutely disproportionate.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724461956/#724461956
>inb4 some fag who hates the game but has been sitting in the thread for hours proves me right by going UMMM SHILL DEV 6 YEARS
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:48:19 PM
No.724578162
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Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:50:02 PM
No.724578281
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>>724577975
with some of the dedicated autists i've seen i wouldn't be surprised if that was all samefagging. too bad they got rid of the IP counter.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:53:07 PM
No.724578505
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>>724578605
>lickyrism
>>724578505
what were the accessories like in EA? that's the update i'm looking forward to the most apart from multiplayer
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:54:59 PM
No.724578636
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>>724577975
It's very obvious that at least half of those are you, springus
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:55:47 PM
No.724578690
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>>724578754
>>724578605
they were just toggleable parts of outfits like glasses or hats, or letting carol's hair down.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:56:26 PM
No.724578743
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>>724578605
Accessories were just a single on/off option most outfits had.
Some removed glasses or a hat. Some untied Carols ponytail to let it all flow free.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:56:34 PM
No.724578754
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>>724578890
>>724578690
ah, hope you can mix and match at some point
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:58:43 PM
No.724578890
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>>724579117
>>724578754
that was the plan
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:01:53 PM
No.724579117
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>>724578890
i don't know much about modding but i bet it'd be pretty easy to edit that mask texture.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:06:57 PM
No.724579449
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>>724582842
>oi wiseguy
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:14:32 PM
No.724579941
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>>724580023
>3 days without a new hotfix
hello?
>>724579941
He's struggling against the bug that breaks the mansion's weapons, I feel.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:18:20 PM
No.724580196
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>>724580023
Yep. I had it happen a few times on my run, went back to try triggering it to see what causes it and never had it happen.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:19:33 PM
No.724580285
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>>724581530
>get a fuckton of extra health
>depletes over time
bullshit mechanic
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:24:22 PM
No.724580626
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>>724563982
What optimization?
>>724580023
i think i'm almost at that part. does it softlock you? i could try messing around too
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.724580715
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>>724571508
I'm waiting until most of the bugs get fixed before starting this game.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:28:59 PM
No.724580956
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>>724580684
Yes but no. You just need to save and reload. Something causes your crosshair/target to be repositioned so you cant shoot straight, always off to the side (when I had it) so you cant kill anything. It triggers on some hits but nobody has found WHAT beyond that is required. Some dude even said he got it when he picked up ammo.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:29:25 PM
No.724580990
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>>724580684
It doesn't softlock but you are greatly handicapped, as the zombies hit hard in melee or carry shotguns, and it's impossible to fight the ghosts in melee.
Loading a save restores the weapons but it can break again easily.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:36:26 PM
No.724581530
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>>724641007
>>724580285
Overheal is a common FPS mechanic
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:43:46 PM
No.724582032
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>>724562660
Choco should add an anti-piracy feature that spawns a giant invincible enemy like Serious Sam 3
Why the fuck isn't there a confirmation dialogue for the "quit game" button? It's like the most basic UI shit.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:55:58 PM
No.724582663
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>>724582508
Carol gives no second chances
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:57:54 PM
No.724582795
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>>724582508
What kind of idiot are you that you need it?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:58:04 PM
No.724582814
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>>724583473
>figure that since the campaign mode is fucked i might as well try to play the side modes instead
>start hunt mode
>hey this is pretty fun
>halfway through an enemy pulls me inside the enemy spawn through those one-way walls that only enemies can pass through
>softlocked since i can't leave that area
this fucking game
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:58:27 PM
No.724582842
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>>724579449
She needs to be corrected. ASAP.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:01:32 PM
No.724583067
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>>724582508
>quit button doesn't ask if you're sure
based
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:03:06 PM
No.724583175
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>>724582508
Have one like Doom with snarky comments
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:04:00 PM
No.724583243
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>>724554964
Cool map, looks like Finals or Mirror's Edge
god damn i love haunted mansions
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:07:27 PM
No.724583473
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>>724582814
campaign mode works for the most part. i didn't run into an huge issues until halfway through the game. just hoping the dev fixes the last level before i get there
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:08:25 PM
No.724583545
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>>724583698
>>724583345
How do you get that outfit?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:10:55 PM
No.724583698
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>>724592298
>>724583545
Its in the shop by the lake.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:13:19 PM
No.724583857
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>>724583345
Carol is so cool
>>724583345
New costume idea for Carol.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:19:41 PM
No.724584330
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>>724584697
>>724584250
someone tell me how to edit textures for this game. i wanna put words on carol's shirts..
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:19:41 PM
No.724584331
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>>724584250
Based and classicpilled.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:20:45 PM
No.724584415
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>>724584250
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the skater outfit is based on
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:22:52 PM
No.724584589
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>>724585836
So i found the portal to the shadowrealm in rusty canyon, the cutscene made it look important but outside of a chest or two with pearls there seems to be nothing? Even the Doom style, citadel like structure at the top had nothing but a few enemies. Am i missing something?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:24:14 PM
No.724584697
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>>724592298
>>724584330
the site with the mod has info on it
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:30:40 PM
No.724585186
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>Most of the new hairstyles clip through 90% of the outfits
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:37:31 PM
No.724585659
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>resident evil mansion followed up by a fucking touhou boss battle
holy fucking KINO
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:40:11 PM
No.724585836
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>>724584589
yeah there's nothing there yet i did the same thing
>Mixed
>playercount dropping
What went wrong Onirismbros?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 9:48:47 PM
No.724586437
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>>724587378
>>724586319
Releasing a broken game does that to you yes, it also lacks polish all over the place. The intro itself is such a wet fart
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:04:17 PM
No.724587471
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>>724583345
Uhhh, is this really an outfit that a little girl should be wearing?
>>724587378
We got too cocky. And got cock instead.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:06:29 PM
No.724587628
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>>724587509
Is this why Carol is so angry and evil? An extreme case of breast envy?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:07:07 PM
No.724587667
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>>724587509
WHERE'S THE UNCROPPED VERSION!?!???
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:09:48 PM
No.724587830
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>>724587378
>carols sisters
she has sisters? i'd like to meet them.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:24:28 PM
No.724588787
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>flopism
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:34:52 PM
No.724589514
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>>724560307
No, Blueberry is only into men.
>years of shill threads
>years of intentionally avoiding others filters for the sole purpose of being obnoxious shills
>years of going in to threads for other games just to shit them up
>years of shitting up the drawthreads
>now it's out and threads have 10 times more posts than active players
>before launch it had the most inorganic discussion imaginable
>they unironically think its only one guy laughing at them and shitposting their threads
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:39:00 PM
No.724589805
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>>724590549
>>724589552
>>724589552
>>they unironically think its only one guy laughing at them and shitposting their threads
Correct.
>>724589805
>didn't really care for carol's design
>started liking it after playing the game and now i love it
>even her old design looks cute now
what's happening to me bros
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:51:35 PM
No.724590637
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>>724590549
You are awakening to love of a new goddess. Praise Carol!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.724590642
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>>724590549
You are becoming a goblinophile!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:51:41 PM
No.724590646
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>>724590549
Carol mind control.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:56:28 PM
No.724590976
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>>724591830
>>724590549
>he played?
>activate the visually transmitted disease that makes you sexually attracted to little girls that look like goblins.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 10:57:20 PM
No.724591030
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It is morally acceptable to lynch child abusers.
>>724586319
>unfinished pedobait is a bad game
Damn...never seen this coming.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:00:01 PM
No.724591224
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>>724592352
>>724591142
But its a good game. People are unhappy it has bugs not because the gameplay is bad.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:00:52 PM
No.724591281
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>>724591142
What can I say, I like them forever in early access.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:01:59 PM
No.724591369
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sexyrism
>>724590976
Chocololi's posts are super obvious, as he avatars with Carol. Him and his discord good time buddies make these threads and keep bumping them so they are well aware of all the critiques and issues of the game, but instead choose to spam their game on /v/ rather than fixing them.
Should the game have an actual ad campaign, or a 5+ year inorganic astro turfing campaign on /v/? They chose the latter.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:15:54 PM
No.724592042
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>>724594147
>>724591830
Just go to their discord and see how often 4chan is mentioned pretty sure the amount of users in there is the amount of copies the dev sold
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:16:19 PM
No.724592067
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>>724592352
>someone posting a picture of the protagonist in a thread of its respective game = the dev avatarfagging
Actual mental illness.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:19:56 PM
No.724592210
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>
Kill yourself, subhuman shitskin.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:21:16 PM
No.724592258
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>>724591830
>post images of the game's protagonist
>I'm Choco now
No, I don't want to be French!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:22:25 PM
No.724592298
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>>724592748
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:22:40 PM
No.724592316
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>>724592496
Hello, I am Chocololi.
I am here to sell you my game. Buy my game.
Is good game. Buy now.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:23:03 PM
No.724592336
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all me
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:23:31 PM
No.724592352
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>>724613448
>>724591224
The gameplay is unironically just worse serious sam
>>724592067
>does this for many years straight while the game struggled to stay above double digits
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:23:46 PM
No.724592375
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>>724592569
what the fuck is this difficulty spike at the haunted castle with blueberry
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:26:11 PM
No.724592496
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>>724592624
>>724592316
What is her expression trying to convey?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:26:27 PM
No.724592516
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>>724592650
I am chocololli
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:27:03 PM
No.724592569
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>>724592375
nvm didn't see these two
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:27:35 PM
No.724592624
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>>724592496
>another sucker has boughted 1.0
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:27:50 PM
No.724592650
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>>724592516
>starts floating towards you
Uhhh...
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:29:16 PM
No.724592748
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>>724592948
>>724592298
The outfit doesn't need the mod???
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:32:33 PM
No.724592948
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>>724592748
okay i thought you were being cryptic and
>>724583345 wasn't an official costume
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:46:43 PM
No.724593932
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Any drawfren here? Can you draw multiple Carols doing "I'm the real one chocololi, buy my game", when the real one is in the hospital? Please.
>>724592042
FOR SOME FUCKING REASON the Onirism devs hyper-focused on /v/ and considered themselves in some kind of a "war" with /v/ and thus winning it is their main goal. Even now, they think they're "winning" because of post counts.
Why are they so delusional?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:04 PM
No.724594337
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>>724594147
You say this and yet your shitpost got deleted
>>724591830 much like your many others. KWABOTY (Kek What a Bitch of the Year).
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:52:35 PM
No.724594374
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>>724594147
What are you blathering on with now springus?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:53:54 PM
No.724594486
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>>724594574
>>724594147
>considered themselves in some kind of a "war" with /v/
War?
non
This is an occupation.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:54:06 PM
No.724594497
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>>724594147
So how many times do you post in the devs dm?
How many in a single day?
What about the publisheds dm? How many there?
Genuinely curious.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:55:06 PM
No.724594574
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>>724594747
>>724594486
An army of Carols...
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:57:24 PM
No.724594747
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>>724594574
>one carol = walking holocaust
Imagine the absolute death and destruction an entire army of her can unleash upon the world...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:05:09 AM
No.724595264
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>>724595164
No...It can't be...
Was Choco in Epstein's list?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:05:55 AM
No.724595310
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>>724595164
nothing more than a reference
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:06:40 AM
No.724595365
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>>724595164
It's not blue though
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:06:47 AM
No.724595373
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>>724595532
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:07:16 AM
No.724595404
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:08:47 AM
No.724595526
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>>724595164
that doesn't mean anything
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:08:58 AM
No.724595532
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>>724599663
>>724595373
Swirlies are supposed to be some kind of pedo dogwhistle.
>>724560963
I was tricked into getting the game for this character only to find out she's just a minor enemy in a single area. I feel cheated.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:10:22 AM
No.724595628
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>>724595164
The hips to waist ratio can't be healthy
every time an anti-onirism post is made, a real child is saved from abuse. meanwhile, every pro-onirism post causes one adult male to be sexually abused by carol. please.. think about what you post..
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:11:35 AM
No.724595701
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>>724595584
Not just single area.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:12:35 AM
No.724595760
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>>724595983
>>724595659
Liar. Why havent I been Carol'd yet?
>>724595584
Play the arcade, super splash or something. Has demon booba.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:12:36 AM
No.724595761
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:12:57 AM
No.724595784
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>>724560963
>>724595584
someone tell choco to make her playable in multiplayer
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:14:19 AM
No.724595864
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>>724596041
>>724547670
still more finished than any modern AAA slop made with 60 quadrillion pesos
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:15:52 AM
No.724595983
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>>724595760
>Liar. Why havent I been Carol'd yet?
RNG. just gotta keep posting til it happens to you.
>>724595864
TRVKE
If CP can come back from it's disastrous release so much that it's now beloved by millions, carol's game can do the same.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:20:40 AM
No.724596213
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>>724596041
cyberjunk is fucking ass though, so glad I never gave those polack faggots a single dollar, they still haven't added in any of the content that was promised and there are still unfixed day-1 bugs after 5 fucking years.
man you can really tell the devs had fun making this game. it wouldn't be 30 hours otherwise. i mean the quality would've been more consistent if it was shorter, but the love they put into the game really shows
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:36:25 AM
No.724596929
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:37:17 AM
No.724596984
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>>724596892
Yeah it's definitely a magical experience I love the game it's so fun
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:40:03 AM
No.724597145
[Report]
has anyone uploaded the new music to youtube yet?
>savepoints stop working.
>Try to progress far enough that maybe they'll fix themselves.
>Die
>revert back about an hour of time.
Annnnnd I'm done for today.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:50:44 AM
No.724597847
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>>724597294
i somehow did marshmallot without dying once, but i definitely would've quit until the next update if i did. a couple saves in the next few levels were broken but not nearly as many.
>>724597294
Stop working how? Animation not playing, but still healing you?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:55:35 AM
No.724598136
[Report]
>>724598227
>>724597996
nta but the saves in marshmallot did jack shit. weren't lit up like usual and didn't heal me. i didn't die so i don't know if any of them saved or not.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:57:15 AM
No.724598227
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>>724598136
If they didn't heal you, then that is a whole new problem
At one time the save points around Marshmallot didn't play the animation, but would still heal and save, causing confusion.
>>724597996
Animation would not play and no save would occur. Healing would still happen. This was in the not-Aladin area for me, and I only died due to the stealth section 1st try.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:02:32 AM
No.724598576
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>>724598837
>>724598458
Also I tried to do something like fast travel to refresh the level maybe, but fast travel would not work as well, so fuck me right?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:06:31 AM
No.724598837
[Report]
>>724598576
yeah fast travel was also broken for me
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:07:13 AM
No.724598890
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>>724599237
>>724597294
>>724598458
im currently in alhibdae towards that library, i noticed one savepoint not working, thought maybe the next one would but that doesnt work either. am i cooked bros?!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:14:36 AM
No.724599204
[Report]
>>724599835
>power switch refuses to work
Guess this is where I stop until shit gets fixed.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:15:41 AM
No.724599237
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>>724597294
>>724598890
the game usually makes backup saves at shops so you could try to use those if you lose progress. just make a copy of your save just in case. the directions on how to do it are pinned on the steam discussion page. you could wait for a fix as well, or be like me an stubbornly brute force your way through the bugs
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:19:36 AM
No.724599356
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>>724599656
all those bugs you're complaining about?
works on my machine
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:26:10 AM
No.724599656
[Report]
>>724599356
not on my machien though.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:26:23 AM
No.724599663
[Report]
>>724599916
>>724595532
i think that's a swirl in the shape of a pyramid?
round swirls are everywhere
anyway i feel a little bad for Onirism with all the bugs, why didn't they have an open beta or something to discover more bugs? you only get one release and it must sting being at Mixed grading
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:27:11 AM
No.724599730
[Report]
>>724599870
>you know what game needs a 24/7 general? The game with 50 players!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:28:31 AM
No.724599835
[Report]
>>724599204
>head to save point before quitting
>notice the door this switch opens is now unlocked
So the animation just didn't play. Wonderful. I won't be paranoid moving forward.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:29:00 AM
No.724599867
[Report]
>>724543220
Marhsmallot and the celestial forge has genuinely some of the worst level design I have ever seen in gaming. I swear if the next area is this bad I might just be done with this game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:29:00 AM
No.724599870
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:29:45 AM
No.724599916
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>>724600582
>>724599663
The bugs are because unity pushed an update to patch a huge vulnerability, and it caused problems. Onirism wasn't the only game affected.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:32:25 AM
No.724600064
[Report]
>>724622584
>some idiot comments on the wiki
>says a puzzle has changed
>load game to check
>literally whats described in the wiki
I hate you whoever you are
literally what was the point in doing this maze? I hate this whole chapter so much
>>724596854
Oh someone actually saved my post lol
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:35:30 AM
No.724600267
[Report]
>>724600342
>>724600154
You can go inside the big thing next to the maze now.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:36:44 AM
No.724600342
[Report]
>>724600267
Thanks. I hope the game picks up again after this chapter
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:37:02 AM
No.724600367
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>>724596041
Better start a crowd funding campaign for a 5/10 anime to trick people into thinking it's good
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:37:11 AM
No.724600375
[Report]
>>724601862
>>724600207
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:40:53 AM
No.724600582
[Report]
>>724599916
i've heard about that vulnerability but haven't heard that it caused problems.
unity even made a patcher for old exe files so people can get rid of the security problem without a dev needing to update his dead game. that made me think that it must be doable without breaking anything with the game/engine itself.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:41:07 AM
No.724600595
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>>724600749
How deep does the Onirism ice berg go? I fear I unwittingly entered a cult by becoming part of this fandom
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:41:55 AM
No.724600649
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>>724600546
so you finally came inside carol
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:43:22 AM
No.724600749
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>>724600595
just make sure you start the game once per day and you won't notice a problem
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:44:25 AM
No.724600806
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:46:23 AM
No.724600930
[Report]
I want Carol to twerk on my face
>>724586319
And the pedos are being generous with this game. One could forgive the bugs (shouldn't), but not being able to beat the game is unacceptable. It's not an Early Access anymore.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:00:06 AM
No.724601746
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>>724601553
Yeah, it's not looking good. It needed yet another delay. Choco counted on being quickly able to fix it, but the Unity update is apparently making things difficult.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:04:12 AM
No.724601862
[Report]
>>724602016
>>724600375
Could be worse, I could be making less than minimum wage trying to shill my pedo game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:08:49 AM
No.724601950
[Report]
>>724633507
>>724601553
bugs are one thing but it's like it hasn't been tested at all and the last level literally being unplayable, you can't call it 1.0
now they are scrambling to fix shit and the negative reviews are piling up, maybe they can kinda re-launch it with a big content update but it's not lookin good
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:13:46 AM
No.724602016
[Report]
>>724602285
>>724601862
>following your passion, which is little girls
Sounds based to me. What's the problem? You probably worry more about the dev's income than the dev himself tbqh.
Now that goblinism flopped and shitted and pisseded, what's the next cute and funny game we're all excited for? Demon tides?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:23:19 AM
No.724602185
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>>724602080
Hey look, it's Bubsy's BITCH
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:24:38 AM
No.724602208
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>>724602080
We don't even know when it's coming out; the devs seem to be very busy with Bubsy.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:26:17 AM
No.724602246
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I love early access, even if it isn't physically possible to get all way through yet, there's still plenty of fun you can have
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:28:09 AM
No.724602285
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>>724602016
I love that he's absolutely desperate to somehow stop the game's development at all costs, and yet, meanwhile in reality...
>>724602080
Demon Tides got absolutely raped by Bubsy of all things. Learn how to shitpost in a way that doesn't make you the butt of the joke dude.
Getting the last cog here was such a pain
the level design in this whole chapter is just genuinely bad and the having to go back and forth between the dimensions in this map made it just so much worse. this chapter has made me kinda rethink the state of the whole game's level design. I feel the game's level design in general is just awful most of the time and straight up unintuitive.
if the game insists on the whole "no handholding" approach while being massive. at least have the levels make sense and not be this clusterfuck
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:34 AM
No.724602457
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>>724602313
took me ages the first time wandering around in circles
replaying and understanding what you need to do it makes sense, if they let you know you will be hunting cogs and some of them are in the nightmare world at the beginning of the area it wouldn't be so frustrating
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:36:32 AM
No.724602496
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>>724603294
What is this game, why is it bundled with serious sam?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:44:43 AM
No.724602849
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>>724602687
Its a cute shooter+platformer with sections you would find in serious sam, ratchet and clank and games from an older time. Its bundled because SS people thought why not.
Its buggy right now but 95% playable.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:44:54 AM
No.724602868
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>>724602687
pedo garbage. don't bother.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:45:13 AM
No.724602890
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>>724603063
>>724602687
it's an unfinished mess made by an incompetent french dev that has been working on this game for seven years
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:46:28 AM
No.724602952
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>>724602687
Serious Sam with a little girl and featuring gigantic amounts of monster titties.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:47:21 AM
No.724602996
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>>724570003
A lot of them still like classical french culture, as well. Not so much the new, afro-arab france, but NOBODY wants to experience that.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:48:38 AM
No.724603052
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:48:53 AM
No.724603063
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>>724607315
>>724602890
Just so everone's aware, posts like these are made by the onirism discord fags.
>but why would they shit on their own game?
they're baiting engagement.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:50:34 AM
No.724603150
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>>724602080
Demon Tides is neither of those since the devs turned Beebz into an androgynous man-woman because they were afraid.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:51:20 AM
No.724603183
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>shitposters are so incredibly mentally ill they're now fighting each other to see who can seethe more
Carol threads are truly the gift that keep on giving.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:51:31 AM
No.724603192
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>>724602687
Little wonder
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:52:56 AM
No.724603261
[Report]
Onibros, why is our inherent superiority causing so many schizos and trolls to appear...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:53:12 AM
No.724603272
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>>724603335
Do I play it in fr*nch or is the english decent enough I won't want to kms?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:53:17 AM
No.724603273
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>>724596854
Imagine having a soul so corrupted that you hate the mere idea of a passion project.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:53:41 AM
No.724603294
[Report]
>>724603537
>>724602496
This take was long time coming. I had to complete the whole marhmallot level without being able to use the save points, because the save points broke which also broke fast travel too for some reason. The back and forth you had to do in that level was insane. the whole level also had such vague directions and after that, having to do a level like celestial forge felt like such a gut punch. in this level I have gotten genuine feeling of not having any fun with the game and the game just started to feel bit of a chore, but I will still continue to play because of the good will I have for the development team and the 7 years they have dedicated for this game and I do hope it picks up again from here.
I do feel many people are going to drop the game at marhmallot though
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:23 AM
No.724603335
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>>724603272
I played it first with the og french dub so I'm more used to it, I recommend it
But the eng dub is not bad at all
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:47 AM
No.724603351
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>>724603419
I'm starting to think that choco ran away with the money.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:56:01 AM
No.724603419
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>>724603925
>>724603351
Nah, he's working hard. To the point his health's going to shit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:57:57 AM
No.724603517
[Report]
Sneaky Carol.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:58:24 AM
No.724603537
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>>724603294
>I do feel many people are going to drop the game at marhmallot though
Those people already dropped the game at chroma falls. I know choco hates the shitters that whined for a map because the one he added in the most barely functional map he could've possibly added.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:03:18 AM
No.724603828
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carol made me got into serious sam
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:05:09 AM
No.724603925
[Report]
>>724603419
French people when they work more than one hour per day.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:06:46 AM
No.724604018
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>>724604126
>>724538510 (OP)
Does this game actually have a scene in it where the mc goes up to a shop and is then shown a "secret" inventory that is all sex toys?
Was that real or not, I saw an animated clip of it.
Is there anything else like this in the game?
>>724604018
That's an edit, dumb-dumb. This is as fucking retarded as asking if Mario actually says Mamma Fucker in SM64.
>>724604126
How the fuck would I know, it's a loli degenerate game from the outside looking in, and no, it's not even remotely close to the example you gave, bc Nintendo's MARIO saying that is obviously untennable.
However, a loli french game that pedos talk about all the time having that is not far from the tree.
So tell me, does this game have anything sussy in it or has it always just been these threads around it, a d don't lie to me nigger, I wana KNOW
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:13:51 AM
No.724604427
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>>724604364
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:16:30 AM
No.724604583
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>>724604364
There's nothing untoward in the game. It's a family game, could be made by Disney or something. Cunnyposting is the Sickos' doing
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:17:31 AM
No.724604648
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>>724604923
>the amount of people that bought the game thinking it's merely a serious sam clone and not a hardcore sex game starring a 10 year old girl
Boy oh boy are some people in for a surprise when they reach the explicit gangbang scene placed exactly 2hrs into the game so as to make it impossible to refund.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:22:00 AM
No.724604923
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>>724604648
Ah yes, that scene where big tidded spider mommy bondage'd some frorcs right before that section with succubis
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:53:22 AM
No.724606342
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>>724606980
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:59:05 AM
No.724606517
[Report]
I'm inside Blueberry
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:07:17 AM
No.724606913
[Report]
game will never be fixed. get used to your scam.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:08:32 AM
No.724606980
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:11:25 AM
No.724607142
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does the game get better after mashmallot?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:12:08 AM
No.724607189
[Report]
Carol is my woman
>Touch Corner
W-what happens there?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:14:03 AM
No.724607282
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>>724607218
the sign looks like breasts
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:14:36 AM
No.724607315
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>>724611509
>>724603063
Something tells me this poster is trying some 4D chess play
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:18:21 AM
No.724607538
[Report]
>>724607617
>>724604126
>a loli degenerate game from the outside looking
If you think that by looking at unedited and unmodded images of the game, you're the degenerate. It's like seeing mods for Skyrim and thinking it's a porn game.
>>724607538
No I get that impression by seeing what anyone who has ever come in contact with the game has to say about it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:22:32 AM
No.724607752
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>>724612020
>>724607617
>merely state the fact that carol is a sexy little girl
>WOOOOOOOOOW I GUESS ONLY PEDOS PLAY THIS GAME HUH?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:25:10 AM
No.724607894
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>>724607617
That's what happens when you make the mistake of listening to /v/.
What am I supposed to do here? I got the honey but the path back is blocked by the purple wall.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:33:50 AM
No.724608381
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>>724609256
>>724608064
if there are walls then it's in arena mode and there is at least one enemy around somewhere
there is also an optional area you can go to for an upgrade nearby
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:33:55 AM
No.724608386
[Report]
>>724612149
>>724608064
Help. Is it bugged?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:40:18 AM
No.724608717
[Report]
havent finished the game yet but despite its jank its really fun. i like the sudden gameplay style changes that happen sometimes like the quake arena fights in the sea area
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:51:07 AM
No.724609256
[Report]
>>724609979
>>724608381
>there is also an optional area you can go to for an upgrade nearby
Thanks, you mean this one?
>if there are walls then it's in arena mode and there is at least one enemy around somewhere
There are none, I tried dying to reset the level, restarting the game completely, the wall won't go away. I'ts also only on this side and I can go back to the hive. So unless I've missed something I think I'm stuck.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:57:10 AM
No.724609556
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>>724610910
>>724608064
I don't remember that being there but it's been awhile since I've been there during that section of the game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:05:43 AM
No.724609979
[Report]
>>724610910
>>724608064
>>724609256
I think the arena is active but you're stuck outside it
I'd try luring any stray enemies and killing them with slash damage or try climbing the tree here and get back into the arena
otherwise just make sure all the enemies are dead in the hive entrance area or something
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:07:20 AM
No.724610059
[Report]
rapearism
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:13:59 AM
No.724610376
[Report]
>>724607617
If the only people you come in contact are 4chan posters then it's even more the same as 90% of Skyrim threads are about sex mods
>>724609556
>>724609979
I think this might have happened because I went into the hive before talking to the bridge guys for the quest first. Hopefully this won't brick my save.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:26:17 AM
No.724611016
[Report]
>>724600154
>>724600207
i was wondering the same thing and figured it was another broken teleport. the game really needs a few more cutscenes saying "here's what that switch did"
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:30:32 AM
No.724611224
[Report]
Carol is a very athletic girl
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:33:13 AM
No.724611340
[Report]
>>724611758
>>724602313
i sort of lucked out finding the cogs and understanding that the switches you flip need to be investigated in the other world. the cogs should be way more obvious and the puzzle should be how to reach them, not 'where the fuck are these things'. otherwise i enjoyed that level a lot for nailing the metroid prime vibe.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:36:42 AM
No.724611509
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>>724607315
i just ignore anything that reeks of schizo these days. the logic behind some posts is incomprehensible
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:38:04 AM
No.724611567
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>>724610910
Doesn't it force a cut scene though I thought?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:42:20 AM
No.724611748
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>>724610910
>Get locked out due to messed up triggers
>Getting OoB is so easy you can just bypass the barrier anyway
The game's jankiness is both its disease and its cure.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:42:36 AM
No.724611758
[Report]
>>724611838
>>724611340
the game just sucks at telling you about objectives or showing where they are in any environment
like how the fuck is that underwater ship intuitive?
>find some keys
>ah, keys so far have been in chests as special items
>no now they're hanging off a box with a small green glow
>and now you can also enter certain doors on the ship
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:44:29 AM
No.724611838
[Report]
>>724612050
>>724611758
key items need the yellow paint treatment or glowing green lights in this case, train level has the same problem with keys just placed around you can easily miss
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:48:38 AM
No.724612020
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:49:04 AM
No.724612050
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>>724611838
this and locked doors could use a big keyhole so you know they can be unlocked. that or color-coded keys. and yeah i missed a key on the train because i thought its green glow was just a defused bomb. the game doesn't need to hold you hand but moments like that add up and weaken the overall experience. i really hope the devs go back and refine stuff like that instead of adding more and more stuff.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:51:13 AM
No.724612149
[Report]
>>724608386
if you think your save is softlocked try this. the backup saves include shop visits so you might need to go back a few.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:59:18 AM
No.724612501
[Report]
>>724612624
I wish the some of the enemies wouldn't despawn so fast
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:02:01 AM
No.724612620
[Report]
>>724612676
it's been a week already and you still can't finish the game...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:02:05 AM
No.724612624
[Report]
>>724612501
the game needs monster towns where all the enemies walk around as peaceful npcs. there are a couple npcs like this in the side modes but i need more
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:03:15 AM
No.724612676
[Report]
>>724612620
2 more weeks
trust the plan
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:03:24 AM
No.724612683
[Report]
The game needs way less filler
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:07:36 AM
No.724612859
[Report]
multiplayer coming soon
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:11:07 AM
No.724613020
[Report]
>>724613241
>>724539860
That pov makes my brain cry
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:15:58 AM
No.724613241
[Report]
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:17:22 AM
No.724613308
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>>724613351
>>724563982
>0 fps media in this post
clearly game is unoptimized
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:18:02 AM
No.724613339
[Report]
>>724613403
why is the marshmallott such a dogshit chapter. It's 90% filler and constant backtracking. I had until then tried to collect and explore everything, but I just couldn't even be asked there and just wanted to get throught it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:18:23 AM
No.724613351
[Report]
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:19:47 AM
No.724613403
[Report]
>>724613806
>>724613339
I know you're angry but please proofread your posts.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:20:47 AM
No.724613448
[Report]
>>724592352
>emulate disliked behavior
>why do people call me the same
You are the same just like every frog I shoot to death in this game. Annoying and only worthy of a slow death.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:23:21 AM
No.724613562
[Report]
>>724613628
I wanna suck turds out of Carols butthole as the turds are coming out I would gobble them up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:24:53 AM
No.724613628
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:29:35 AM
No.724613806
[Report]
>>724613403
Fair enough, but Choco should be thankful to me for continuing to play his passion project after that turd of a detour. What an absolute chore that chapter was
What are the odds that Chocololi actually an hero’s? His game is a flop, the review score is tanking, 7 years of development wasted for a game that nobody likes on release. Not looking good for the frog
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:35:18 AM
No.724614048
[Report]
>>724613879
Less likely than you.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:35:27 AM
No.724614057
[Report]
>>724613879
About the same as the odds of you taking your meds (zero).
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:37:22 AM
No.724614139
[Report]
>>724614361
Choco if you're reading this, please take care of your health, take things easy, you can keep working efficiently after a proper rest
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:37:51 AM
No.724614164
[Report]
>>724613879
The only thing keeping me from dropping the game is goodwill/sunk cost
The game is pretty rough and that is the best way I can put it
Even the 5 /v/tards who play this game can’t even pretend it’s good any more. Even their pedophile mod doesn’t work any more. They’re left with a shitty unoptimized knockoff of Serious Sam filled with derivative characters and levels from better media that they could play instead. Chocololi had 3 months of extra time to finish his magnum opus but he failed miserably and in typical French fashion blames his own failures on someone else (Unity)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:42:54 AM
No.724614361
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>>724614259
>>724614139
>the engoodening of onirism
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:44:14 AM
No.724614417
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>>724614620
>>724614259
there are many things in the game that are just fundamentally bad. biggest offender being the bad level design
>>724614417
Their designs are great which level designs are you talking about?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:49:51 AM
No.724614621
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>>724538510 (OP)
It's a shame because they've got some really cool ideas but it's clear they just don't have the coding expertise to pull them off. The Atlas boss fight could potentially be fucking kino but the physics for those jump tubes in its legs are just so fucked.
There's potential to the plant boss as well but again, throwing those weed killer bombs down its throat is janky. Didn't feel like it communicated well enough that you need to inflict enough damage to stun it before tossing the weed killer bombs in its mouth. I initially thought I was supposed to wait for it to do one of its attacks where it opens its mouth and the bomb in then.
Some of the enemies need some balance work as well. The flamethrower foxes are genuine bullshit since they can set you on fire almost indefinitely (my guess is every time their attack inflicts the burning status it basically adds more time to the duration of the burning effect. No idea if that's deliberate or not but it's still pretty shitty).
The references to other Serious Sam are cute though, like the screaming kamikaze dolls, the stuffed animal versions of Serious Sam's biomechanoids, and the beheaded dolls.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:59:28 AM
No.724615004
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Well I for one am enjoying the game a lot.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:59:47 AM
No.724615021
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>>724615103
>>724614620
How far are you in the game? up until borealis sea they're fairly decent enough, but you start to notice the levels gradually keep getting bigger and bigger, while not really offering anything to justify their bloated size. and The levels themselves also have no indicators to what is or is not the progression route. There is pretty much nothing worth of notice in between the point A to B. up until marshmallot where the whole level's design is just so laughably bad that it has no justification to being that bad
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:01:30 AM
No.724615103
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>>724615281
>>724615021
I'm at the forge right at the part they stopped at before 1.0
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:03:36 AM
No.724615187
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>>724614620
NTA, I don't really think the level design is bad but it really needs some polish. There's some parts that just fell unfinished and then other parts that are kind of shitty with check points.
Case in point for the former, after you get out of hell dimension there's basically a rock path branching off to the left that looks like it might lead to some goodies or maybe an optional area, but there's absolutely nothing over there. Not even some breakables that might yield some currency. There's a lot of areas like that, places where it felt like the devs intended to put shit but just never got around to doing so.
As for the latter point, the game's pretty inconsistent when it comes to checkpoints. There's times when checkpoints will be like 10 feet away from eachother and then there's times when there's almost no checkpoints. Case in point, in the factory portion of the volcano area, there's only three checkpoints. There's one at the very start of the factory area, one right before the boss, and then one right after the boss. Shit sucks because there's areas where you can easily fall in the lava and there's nowhere close enough to climb out before you burn to death meaning if you die anywhere before you get to the checkpoint before the boss, you have to start the whole area all over again.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:06:05 AM
No.724615281
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>>724615327
>>724615103
Celestial forge? You'll most likely feel the same after that area. That area was what broke the camel's back for me.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:07:13 AM
No.724615327
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>>724615281
I'm at the end of it before they released 1.0
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:12:53 AM
No.724615597
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>>724615729
Does Carol have gamergirl farts?
And this is why publishers have a tight rein over the devs. This happens when you don't have strict deadlines and punishments for missing them.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:15:48 AM
No.724615729
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>>724615789
>>724615597
asking the real questions:
>>724615065
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:17:00 AM
No.724615789
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>>724615675
This was caused by a strict deadline. Game needed several more months in the oven for them to fix some of this shit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:20:00 AM
No.724615921
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>>724616446
>>724615830
This, the blame is on unity for their last minute update
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:28:32 AM
No.724616261
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>>724616446
>>724615830
They have had months to fix it for several years now. An unannounced security update does not magically delete levels from games.
>>724615675
>>724615830
>>724615921
>>724616261
reminder that the game got delayed because of Hades 2, but sure, let's memory hole that and blame unity
>>724616446
That was definitely just a convenient excuse to get more time to get the game into a 1.0 state, which they didn't really even accomplish considering you still can't beat it and there's no multiplayer.
TFN (total frorc naptime)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:38:23 AM
No.724616602
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>>724616525
The convenient excuse was the followup delay for 'crunch' which they still fucked up for 1.0 kek
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:40:06 AM
No.724616663
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>>724616706
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:41:19 AM
No.724616706
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>>724617249
>>724616663
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:45:16 AM
No.724616867
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>>724616591
This part was so fun
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:50:20 AM
No.724617097
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>>724607218
Is that guy supposed to not have voice acting in Hunt mode or is that another bug?
>>724616706
He doesn't like people with a nose, it's really what he says in the game.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:54:08 AM
No.724617269
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>>724617508
>>724616446
>>724616525
There are things that worked just fine before the update that are now broken so it's pretty clear the unity update fucked some shit up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:59:10 AM
No.724617468
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:00:11 AM
No.724617508
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>>724617269
Also why they had to take out the little mini game portal levels for now
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:02:56 AM
No.724617646
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>>724617754
Can't believe the dev got banned for CP....
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:05:31 AM
No.724617754
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>>724617646
Legalize Carolposting!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:14:28 AM
No.724618130
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Carol is so cool
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:29:11 AM
No.724618759
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>>724617249
cool it with the anti semitism
Did the devs say anything about when the next patch is going to be or did they just give up?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:10:48 AM
No.724620426
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>>724620208
The impression I get is that they are scrambling to fix gamebreaking bugs and the ending
>>724600064
There is a wiki?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:22:48 AM
No.724625194
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>>724626478
Multiplayer when?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:23:07 AM
No.724625205
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:26:56 AM
No.724625362
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>>724625715
>>724620208
I hope they're releasing something today even if it doesn't fix literally everything. I've been waiting to keep playing somewhere in the Egypt level because I heard the moon base is bugged but I wanted to play more over the weekend...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:36:20 AM
No.724625715
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>>724625362
Save for Rottenlake and the valley of kings, every single area post Marshmallott seems to have a major bug.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:53:12 AM
No.724626367
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Carol's coming out was a little awkward....
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:00:36 PM
No.724626478
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>>724626517
>>724625194
there are already enough bugs, imagine how busted online multiplayer would be
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:01:20 PM
No.724626517
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>>724626478
Kek the dog is like not this shit again
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:17:25 PM
No.724627264
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>>724627628
Guys, guys!
This scene is totally real! Not edited at all, I tell you!
Pretty good VA. This game is funny
https://files.catbox.moe/vp8bp8.mp4
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:25:26 PM
No.724627628
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>>724627264
Such a based game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:26:52 PM
No.724627684
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>>724627286
It's so funny great game I love it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:59:38 PM
No.724629178
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>>724629251
Get those costumes drawn up; it's Halloween already.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:01:15 PM
No.724629251
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:06:31 PM
No.724629527
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Is it true they changed Emily's french VA? What does the new one sound like?
>5 years of discord raid for 228 players
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:14:57 PM
No.724630013
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>>724622584
https://onirism.wiki.gg
Focused on SP maps + guns/gadgets, characters are for when full games done, arcade too
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:15:13 PM
No.724630023
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>>724629924
here's to 5 more
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:19:43 PM
No.724630282
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>>724629924
>5 years of seething about people enjoying a video game
peak /v/
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:23:17 PM
No.724630478
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>>724630581
>>724627286
VA work is pretty high quality, which is honestly a bit of a stark contrast compared to the rest of the game's clunkyness
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:25:15 PM
No.724630581
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>>724630478
>>724627286
Didn't like Raggs eng VA. She sounded too "fragile". Not as whimsical and energetic as french Raggs.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:52:39 PM
No.724632017
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Bump to keep the local tard occupied ITT.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:58:45 PM
No.724632336
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>>724632451
I love Carol.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:01:12 PM
No.724632451
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>>724632694
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:06:29 PM
No.724632694
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>>724632451
She doesn't need to like me for me to love her.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:21:49 PM
No.724633507
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>>724601950
there's never a second chance, the news has happened, people won't write about it releasing a second time because that doesn't happen.
the only successful re-launch i can think of is final fantasy 14 and that was only because it's a high profile game and they changed so much
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:23:24 PM
No.724633581
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:29:15 PM
No.724633930
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:10:44 PM
No.724636231
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It almost feels weird hearing the characters speak after all these years...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:25:40 PM
No.724637107
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onanism
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:30:17 PM
No.724637390
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>>724637841
>thread still up
w-what the-
*checks notes*
WHA?!
>check the 'rism on x
>most posts are from japs
>check the screenshots on the 'rism steam community
>the most popular pics are from japs
when is choco going to drop the nippon themed expansion to capitalize on the game's nipponese fanbase?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:38:08 PM
No.724637841
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>>724637390
It has been very frequent that 'rism threads hit hugh post counts or the bump limit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:39:18 PM
No.724637916
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>>724639180
>>724637790
1.4 update will feature full Japanese dub with Anri Okita as Emily.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:48:44 PM
No.724638476
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glam rock carol...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:00:28 PM
No.724639180
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>>724637916
Omigawa Chiaki as Carol
>>724637790
is there a kimono outfit? guess it has to be some version that you can run in, if that's possible
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:16:35 PM
No.724640164
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>>724640549
>>724640110
It's from Hikari no Saiten, one of the tales maps.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:20:26 PM
No.724640387
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>>724640223
Is Carol BUTT good for you?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:20:37 PM
No.724640401
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nooooooo
>>724640223
i assume that's modded, i meant officially
if japs are the ones generating hype for the game the most it's good business to cater to them a little extra
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:23:06 PM
No.724640549
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>>724640698
>>724640164
Its in the shops too.
>>724640110
Yes, shops
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:24:30 PM
No.724640628
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>>724640469
>modded
>officially
huh?
>>724640549
proof - in corpo
>>724640469
No its real and its been in the game ages
>>724640698
>rider
What does she ride?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:26:42 PM
No.724640746
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:27:01 PM
No.724640771
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I'm gonna teleport to france and choke somebody if they don't hurry up and add back in the controller ui the game used to have. Setting this shit up on remote play is aids now
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:27:04 PM
No.724640774
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>>724640723
We dont know, nobodys ever posted the animation with below the chest.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:28:02 PM
No.724640824
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>724640774
samefag incoming
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:30:09 PM
No.724640965
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>>724641017
So the new ways to make pearls choco teased a few weeks back was a new system for doing little tasks for meng, but that didn't make it into 1.0. Furthermore, all the bonus levels have been removed do to a bug. Which means there are tons of new shop items to spend pearls on but the ways to get pearls have been reduced.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:30:51 PM
No.724641007
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>>724641645
>>724581530
It doesn't always tick back down with time, though. Duke 3D lets you keep health over 100, for instance. But only atomic health boosts you over it.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:30:58 PM
No.724641017
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>>724641154
>>724640965
Every chest now has 150 pearls. Theres a lot of chests.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:33:12 PM
No.724641154
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>>724641017
>Theres a lot of chests
Jusging by the monstergirls, I can believe that.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:40:33 PM
No.724641645
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>>724642105
>>724641007
Maybe they should add a perk for this
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:44:10 PM
No.724641872
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the carol yearns for the speedway
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:47:22 PM
No.724642105
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>>724642601
>>724641645
It technically exists in Tales, it's the Sugar Rush plushie, it stops overheal decay.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:51:38 PM
No.724642391
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>>724642562
>>724640698
aha, that's cool. i thought the game did black void under the skirt which is why i assumed it was modded.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:53:10 PM
No.724642490
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the movement is the best part of the game besides carol.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:54:13 PM
No.724642562
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>>724642391
it depends on the outfit. the earliest ones don't model anything at all. the newer outfits use spats.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:54:42 PM
No.724642601
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>>724642105
Yeah and it costs so much you will have already grabbed better stuff by the time you grab it. Especially when playing with others.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:27:59 PM
No.724644781
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>>724644914
We need more pure evil genocidal lolis in games.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:30:16 PM
No.724644914
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>>724645568
>>724644781
She's not genocidal, just too angry to sleep.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:40:38 PM
No.724645568
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>>724646321
>>724644914
Elementary school shooter
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:40:40 PM
No.724645571
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>>724646036
boo
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:47:09 PM
No.724646036
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>>724645571
For a second I thought the white line was a creepy smile instead of the outline of her face
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:59 PM
No.724646321
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>>724645568
>anal bead dispenser gun
>dying completely empties your arsenal
good to know in the middle of the moon base with no ragg in sight
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:14:39 PM
No.724647991
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>>724646916
Known issue, saving with the space suit on causes it. Take suit off when saving.
Just run out and get in the buggy, theres a raggs. Also do the objective with a normal outfit, dont use roboskin.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:22:23 PM
No.724648473
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>>724646916
Yeah that's a huge bug. I got it last time.
Normally, there's a toybox next to your checkpoint, if that's where I think you died.
reminder the costume contest was extended
>>724649035
Not a lot of entries, huh?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:34:15 PM
No.724649169
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>>724649095
Due to all the bugs, you dingus. And on the other hand Choco also said there'll be multiple winners.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:38:19 PM
No.724649440
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>>724649035
fix your game choco
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:38:51 PM
No.724649469
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>>724649095
Theres been over 50
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:42:08 PM
No.724649679
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>>724651024
nooooo carol, don't flash your delicious coin slot at me, that would truly be a shocking sight!
>1.0
>game still not finished
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:42:57 PM
No.724649735
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>>724649902
Is the game still not fixed? It's been like 9 days already. This is starting feel like sheer incompetence or did they just give up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:45:28 PM
No.724649902
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>>724649735
It's Halloween in France, let Choco celebrate.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:46:54 PM
No.724650002
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>>724649712
>1.0
>fundamentally destroyed game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:57:25 PM
No.724650670
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>>724651024
Hey big guys.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:59:07 PM
No.724650780
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>>724650882
>>724649712
Lords of the Fallen has seen worse fates and pulled itself out
>>724650780
>The Engoodening of Offirism
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:02:42 PM
No.724651024
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>>724649679
>>724650670
Short haired Carol is a miracle of modernity.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:04:59 PM
No.724651170
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>>724650882
more like Engoonerism
>bump limit
See you all when 2.0 releases!
>>724651396
>2.0 breaks the game even harder
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:16:02 PM
No.724651893
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>>724651460
That one directly breaks your heart.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:16:24 PM
No.724651919
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>>724652003
>>724651396
>>724651460
>All the bugs are fixed
BUT
>The entire second half of the game gets deleted by accident
Would you accept it?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:17:47 PM
No.724652003
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>>724651919
That's just reverting to the Marshmalott version...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.724652551
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>>724650882
I'm not saying it's gonna be that big of a comeback