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Dispatch
In this thread we talk about Blazer's dress and nothing else.
Anonymous No.724540348 [Report]
zamn
Anonymous No.724540439 [Report] >>724540516
/v/ likes cape comics?
Anonymous No.724540469 [Report] >>724541010 >>724551218 >>724551538 >>724552198
>>724540314 (OP)
Sorry but invisi mogs
Anonymous No.724540516 [Report] >>724551990 >>724554331
>>724540439
/v/ like tiddies.
Dispatch has surpising amount of tiddies.
Therefore /v/ likes Dispatch.
What do you fail to understand?
Anonymous No.724540559 [Report] >>724540604 >>724540650
>>724540314 (OP)
Is this real?
Anonymous No.724540604 [Report]
>>724540559
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
Anonymous No.724540632 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
BOOBIE
Anonymous No.724540650 [Report] >>724546286
>>724540559
yeah dude this VN even has a nipple so make sure to shill it as hard as your brown little fingers can manage
Anonymous No.724540729 [Report]
>capeshit being sexy again
Anonymous No.724541010 [Report] >>724542247 >>724546337
>>724540469
>You can have sex with Invisigirl

Or is this like a dream sequence?
Anonymous No.724542247 [Report] >>724543142 >>724543194
>>724541010
It's a dream sequence. Don't let yourself get fooled. Unlike Blazer, there's no chemistry between the two, and Septum Piercing is like a creepy dude trying to fuck you
Anonymous No.724542948 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
is that a nipplerino in heckerino gamerino?!!??
reddit pls confirm!
Anonymous No.724543056 [Report] >>724543162 >>724545610 >>724545921 >>724547212 >>724550631 >>724550953 >>724550974 >>724554021
>>724540314 (OP)
You did warn her like an adult, right anon? You didn't pussy out like a retarded autist?
Anonymous No.724543103 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
Does she know?
Anonymous No.724543142 [Report]
>>724542247
>there's no chemistry between the two
Is this what Brunette Blazerfags tell themselves?
Anonymous No.724543162 [Report] >>724547691
>>724543056
That option is way too cringe. No idea why the right one doesn't count as warning
Anonymous No.724543194 [Report] >>724543398 >>724553190
>>724542247
The problem I have with Blazer is that she's just too perfect, and I'd kinda expect a pic-related situation.
Anonymous No.724543398 [Report] >>724543850 >>724551263
>>724543194
Imo, Septum Piercing's sudden shift from 'I hate you' to 'I want to suck your dick' doesn't sit any better than Blazer being a golden girl
Anonymous No.724543850 [Report] >>724544132 >>724544461 >>724545461
>>724543398
Do you even realize that Invisilbith is constantly sending signals, starting from the scene where she sees him changing?
She's harmless and so much an act. It's so blatant it's almost painful.

Blazer is also acting, there is no way that her character is just this.
Anonymous No.724544132 [Report]
>>724543850
This

Invisigal is a paper tiger, she acts big but wants to be fucked like an animal.
Anonymous No.724544461 [Report]
>>724543850
>Do you even realize that Invisilbith is constantly sending signals, starting from the scene where she sees him changing?
That's the point. Blazer and Robert clicked from the start and have a lot of chemistry. Septum Piercing spies on him, that's it.
>She's harmless
I don't know what you people are smoking, but Septum Piercing is not harmless. She's a creepy voyeur, a compulsive thief and impulsive egomaniac. Also, she hands smokes to kids.
>Blazer is also acting, there is no way that her character is just this.
Nah, Blazer's character is just that because she is the golden girl, which is fine in a superhero setting and certainly more compelling than whatever shit is going on with Septum Piercing.
Anonymous No.724544903 [Report] >>724545186 >>724547721
Is there reaaally a half moon of areola in this game?
Anonymous No.724545036 [Report] >>724545214
Really at this point they SHOULD make a weg parody of this game the tease is good
Anonymous No.724545186 [Report] >>724547549
>>724544903
Nigger, have you not checked the webm of OP or are you retarded on purpose?
Anonymous No.724545214 [Report] >>724548881
>>724545036
>weg parody
Anonymous No.724545461 [Report]
>>724543850
BB is burned out from constantly being nothing but her job, which is why Robert being just a guy who chose to be a hero is appealing.
Invisigirl has a cripplingly low self esteem and latched on to the one person who, despite giving him every reason to hate her, is still willing to help.
Anonymous No.724545579 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
I will now buy your game
Anonymous No.724545610 [Report] >>724552471
>>724543056
mine showed an even lower number
Anonymous No.724545921 [Report]
>>724543056
Based gamers
Anonymous No.724546193 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
So if you don’t warn her, does she still end up noticing and fixing it anyway? Or does she walk out like that for all to see?
Anonymous No.724546286 [Report]
>>724540650
Hell yeah, you bet white boy, I will.
Anonymous No.724546337 [Report]
>>724541010
Episode 4 opens with Invisigal dreaming that the protagonist, Robert, banged her. She then spends the day awkwardly trying to make him interested in her because she's realized and accepted she's got the hots for him.
Anonymous No.724546368 [Report] >>724546748 >>724550287
stop shilling this tumblr art woke slop
Anonymous No.724546373 [Report] >>724546748 >>724550287
This is one of the most blatantly shilled games on /v/
Anonymous No.724546506 [Report] >>724546632
Based Short King and his Kween.
Anonymous No.724546632 [Report]
>>724546506
>not telling him to just b himself and finish the fight
Anonymous No.724546748 [Report] >>724546947
>>724546373
>>724546368
The threads read like a fictionalised version of 4chan you’d see in a movie or tv show as well. If the shills were more honest about it rather than pretending to be LE EBIN /V/ ARMY AMIRITE BROD KEK, and acting as if everyone has played this slop being fully aware of who the characters are (even trying to frame them as a “literally me”), then it wouldn’t be quite as annoying
Anonymous No.724546947 [Report]
>>724546748
>It's replying to itself

Just for fun let's pretend that the people in these threads ARE shills though, what's that make you? The holy anti-shill warrior here to spend the precious hours of his day fighting against their duplicitous plots? Woe, where would /v/ be without you, Sir Knight? Your family must be very proud.
Anonymous No.724547123 [Report] >>724547203 >>724551609
so are the characters FULLY MODELED?
Anonymous No.724547203 [Report]
>>724547123
Hard to say. If there's any below the belt reveals for the women in the next episodes, we'll know.
Anonymous No.724547212 [Report] >>724548985 >>724549101
>>724543056
I've had this situation with a date IRL
We were at the beach, in the water, and her bra kind of slipped
I warned her though, I'm a gentleman
Anonymous No.724547247 [Report] >>724549101 >>724549968 >>724551726 >>724552734
>>724540314 (OP)
Nice shoulders, that's a troon
Anonymous No.724547549 [Report]
>>724545186
You haven't answered the question.
Anonymous No.724547691 [Report]
>>724543162
It doesn't? Lol that's ridiculous
Anonymous No.724547721 [Report] >>724547943 >>724549109
>>724544903
My guy, the nipslip is like only the 4th most sexually explicit thing they've shown so far. 6th most if you count the bonus comics too.
Anonymous No.724547943 [Report] >>724548959
>>724547721
Is the game rated MA15+ or something?
Anonymous No.724548357 [Report] >>724548482
how often is the nudity? does the tomboy show tits?
Anonymous No.724548482 [Report]
>>724548357
and how
Anonymous No.724548697 [Report]
>likes opossums
He's literally me frfr
Anonymous No.724548881 [Report]
>>724545214
came back to laugh good one
Anonymous No.724548883 [Report]
I wonder if all the NTR posters from last week are on suicide watch or if they’re getting off from getting cucked by the game so hard.
Anonymous No.724548959 [Report]
>>724547943
Rated M17+
>Blood, Crude Humor, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Strong Language, Use of Drugs and Alcohol
Anonymous No.724548985 [Report] >>724549113 >>724549343
>>724547212
I had a similar situation with a girl I knew too.

She was sitting cross-legged across from me in a short dress and I could clearly see her panties. I let her know because I'm a gentlemen. She responded with "I know you can, you fucking idiot. I'm doing it on purpose."
Anonymous No.724549078 [Report] >>724554082
He is literally me
Anonymous No.724549101 [Report]
>>724547212
>>724547247
it's always russian roulette don't try to understand them they barely do themselves but listening that's something they appreciate
Anonymous No.724549109 [Report]
>>724547721
the porn ads were pretty nice, but kinda weird superhero porn is so big in their world
Anonymous No.724549113 [Report] >>724549207
>>724548985
And then everyone clapped.
Anonymous No.724549115 [Report] >>724549169 >>724549178 >>724549284
>>724540314 (OP)
so it's normal to lose every fucking mission immediately after you kick a hero out, r-right?
Anonymous No.724549169 [Report] >>724549214
>>724549115
You didn’t cut out Bronar… right?!
Anonymous No.724549178 [Report]
>>724549115
It’s gonna be fine.
Anonymous No.724549207 [Report]
>>724549113
There was no one else there to clap though. It was just me and her.

It was a little embarrassing. I never told any woman ever again she should probably cross her legs because I can see her underwear. I just pretend not to see anything. There's been dozens of them.
Anonymous No.724549214 [Report]
>>724549169
I don't like basedcritikal's voice sorry
Anonymous No.724549284 [Report]
>>724549115
If you kick Sonar it can be a tough shift because his intelligence is a bit of a missing stat on the other heroes. I kept Coupe because her flexibility is more controlled so more useful in my eyes and also Sonar's VA was really inconsistent. I'd also already started building int as a secondary stat on a couple other heroes already because the lack of int options was already an issue before Sonar got booted.
I managed to pull out a 2 fail shift and kept it there and managed a perfect shift first try on the shift after.
Anonymous No.724549310 [Report]
holy shit s.oy is still filtered after all these years
Anonymous No.724549343 [Report]
>>724548985
I don't know if she did it intentionally, it's always better to stay on the safe side
Anonymous No.724549574 [Report]
Whoever worked on 3/4 really, really, REALLY wanted us to see Robert's torn up bruised and scarred body multiple times from different angles. I was actually impressed how often they managed to do it despite him working in a call center.
That + Invisigal gooning over a wet dream and it all feels a bit forced and unnecessary. I want to get to know the rest of the team not just the bpd girl
Anonymous No.724549747 [Report] >>724549812 >>724549839 >>724550597 >>724551889
Is the waifus what makes this game so popular here? Or is Robert Robertson III?
Anonymous No.724549793 [Report] >>724551291
>have the teams "best shift ever"
>promise to whip these villains into shape
>get told to fire one of them anyway
>"fire" a super criminal on a rehabilitation program at that
>make the basis of firing an easily manipulated scoreboard
>choice comes down to the two autists on the team who generally cause the least trouble
>don't give the fired person a real explanation for being let go, just shrug and say "Invisigirl caught one guy today"
>???
>"why are they mad at us for being abruptly fired?" I ask, as I place a trophy of theirs on my desk

The choice of who to cut was as hard as it was stupid
Anonymous No.724549812 [Report]
>>724549747
>Implying the game isn't shilled here
>Implying you aren't a shill yourself
I think it's just an average performing game.
Anonymous No.724549839 [Report]
>>724549747
It’s a combo of green flags.
The leaks making it clear there wasn’t going to be a rug pull really helped out.
Anonymous No.724549845 [Report]
Why the fuck does this shit ass game keep crashing
Anonymous No.724549968 [Report]
>>724547247

I don't know what that is and I don't care
Anonymous No.724550087 [Report] >>724550392
Cute
Anonymous No.724550182 [Report] >>724550231 >>724550278 >>724550485 >>724550792
The more you faggots talk about this game the less I want to play it :)
Anonymous No.724550231 [Report]
>>724550182
>play
Anonymous No.724550278 [Report]
>>724550182
Youtube exists, you idiot.
Anonymous No.724550287 [Report]
>>724546368
>>724546373
Kill yourself snoyjeet, nobody like you.
Anonymous No.724550290 [Report]
Kissed BB two times. I regret nothing.
Anonymous No.724550346 [Report]
Kill shills in real life.
Anonymous No.724550392 [Report] >>724550629
>>724550087
I hate nose rings.
Anonymous No.724550485 [Report]
>>724550182
obsessed
Anonymous No.724550506 [Report] >>724550556 >>724550668 >>724550757 >>724550886 >>724550975
so does anything interesting happen or is this just a softcore vn regurgitation of the juicier parts of the boys+invincible
Anonymous No.724550556 [Report] >>724550790
>>724550506
It's nothing like the Boys
Anonymous No.724550597 [Report]
>>724549747
Roberto got me to buy the game and invisigal ryand my goslings.
Anonymous No.724550629 [Report]
>>724550392
It's just a phase. how can we take seriously a girl that chooses to call herself InvisilBitch? She's way too desperate.
Anonymous No.724550631 [Report] >>724550720 >>724550913 >>724551623
>>724543056
The majority picked invisislut. Acting mature is beyond them
Anonymous No.724550668 [Report]
>>724550506
Well for once superman isn't evil he's just autistic.
Anonymous No.724550690 [Report]
>invisigal is older than robert
womanchild
Anonymous No.724550720 [Report]
>>724550631
Hey i picked invisibitch and warned blonne bimbo that her wardrobe malfunction wouldn't attract me.
Anonymous No.724550757 [Report] >>724551291
>>724550506
So far the tone is completely different.
Despite working with former villains, there’s almost none of the bleak cynicism
Anonymous No.724550790 [Report] >>724550858 >>724550905 >>724550939 >>724551083
>>724550556
>powerless wimpy main character self insert in a superpowered world has romantic tidings with blonde bombshell superheroine
?
Anonymous No.724550792 [Report]
>>724550182
Go back crying to valve censoring your mental policy games.
Anonymous No.724550858 [Report] >>724550926
>>724550790
No man, he's iron man mixed with agent k from blade runner and raiden from metal gear. He's not Hewy.
Anonymous No.724550886 [Report]
>>724550506
it's nothing like either of those
Anonymous No.724550905 [Report]
>>724550790
The first episode had him beating up armed opponents by himself even before he put the suit on.
Every confrontation gives you the option to be assertive and he doesn’t back down.
The one time he gets beaten up is when he’s one arm down and in a 1v4, and even then he floors two of them
Anonymous No.724550913 [Report] >>724551150
>>724550631
I only picked inviretard because the game FORCED me to choose between either of them
if it were up to me I would've just gone home with beef and fallen asleep to some kino
Anonymous No.724550926 [Report] >>724551107
>>724550858
so thats what im asking why is every clip him acting like hewy show me a clip where he grabs one of these bitches by the nipples and rips them in half then if hes so awesome
Anonymous No.724550939 [Report]
>>724550790
they borrow superficial elements, but it's so different in tone it's hard to really compare them
and thank god for that, I'm glad there's no LOL SHOCK GORE moments
Anonymous No.724550953 [Report]
>>724543056
I warned her and still picked Waterboy and Invisigal
Anonymous No.724550974 [Report]
>>724543056

why is it so brown? it almost looks like a shadow
Anonymous No.724550975 [Report]
>>724550506
notice how everyone replying to you completely ignores the "softocre vn where nothing happens" part because literally NOTHING has happened so far
Anonymous No.724551083 [Report]
>>724550790
>Powerless
Imao, the guy is literally Solid Snake in Iron man suit, without the deus ex of money. He's a bit depressed, but not someone you want to mess with.
Anonymous No.724551107 [Report]
>>724550926
He's doing a normal person job because he's building his mk 4 suit with a box of scraps.
Anonymous No.724551150 [Report] >>724551308
>>724550913
>if it were up to me I would've just gone home
BASED
That's the option I wanted too. I was hoping to play it straight vengeance focused with no romance. But yeah, no real player agency to be had here.
Anonymous No.724551215 [Report] >>724551251 >>724551291 >>724551589 >>724551712 >>724552020 >>724552109 >>724552158 >>724553118 >>724553293 >>724553638 >>724555269 >>724555909
>>724540314 (OP)
Why is the scene emo chick winning? 64% picked the movie date over the date with Blazer. Blazer is much hotter and has a better personality. Invisigal is cringe incarnate.
Anonymous No.724551218 [Report] >>724551291 >>724551403 >>724551487
>>724540469
do girls really get off to getting thumbed in the mouth?
Anonymous No.724551251 [Report]
>>724551215
The very explicit scene showing just how badly she wants Robert’s dick probably helped
Anonymous No.724551263 [Report] >>724551376 >>724551381
>>724543398
No wonder you don't get bitches, Invisigal's interest isn't sudden, she's been into him since Episode 1.
Anonymous No.724551289 [Report]
ok so the climax of this will be him finishing his really cool ironman suit that none of you can show and he punches the kaiju or the sad mutated corrupted woman to death sacrificing himself in the process and we all learn something got it thanks ill pass on this one
Anonymous No.724551291 [Report] >>724551330 >>724551521
>>724549793
>>724550757
>>724551215
"Yes, let's force competition amongst ex-villains accustomed to using violence to solve personal problems." Honestly this was a cynical move by BB and put me off her, does she not care if someone in her company gets shanked?
>>724551218
It's like a physical metaphor for cock in mouth.
Anonymous No.724551308 [Report] >>724551363
>>724551150
Looks like there is a no romance option. Guess you can just be platonic
Anonymous No.724551330 [Report]
>>724551291
Excuse me, it's called REDEMPTION. Blazer is helping reform criminals.
Anonymous No.724551363 [Report] >>724551416 >>724551549
>>724551308
where? I was forced to either go to dinner or the movies by the end
Anonymous No.724551376 [Report] >>724551867
>>724551263
Spoken like a true incel
Anonymous No.724551381 [Report]
>>724551263
Seriously, if all girls were this explicit, dating would be easier. BB, on the other hand, is a constant stream of mixed signals.
Anonymous No.724551403 [Report]
>>724551218
yes i do it to my wife
Anonymous No.724551416 [Report]
>>724551363
The achievements imply that you don't have to romance them and you can pick platonic options for those scenes
Anonymous No.724551456 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
You mean to tell me that small areola slip is IN THE FUCKING GAME????
Anonymous No.724551471 [Report] >>724551586 >>724551679
>>724540314 (OP)
>game has good artstyle
>isn't woke as fuck
>people start discussing it

it's that easy.
Anonymous No.724551473 [Report] >>724551530 >>724552016
I fucking suck cock at actual dispatching
Anonymous No.724551487 [Report]
>>724551218
a lot do, it's about power dynamics shit, although it isn't necessarily a purely submissive act
Anonymous No.724551521 [Report] >>724551569
>>724551291
From what her and Chase said at the start of episode 2, it sounds like they’ve been a bunch of fuck ups for a while and this is their last chance
Anonymous No.724551530 [Report] >>724552016
>>724551473
Yea I get like 4 failures everytime. Should have built the heroes tall instead of wide
Anonymous No.724551538 [Report] >>724552613
>>724540469
(you) will never have a girl masturbate to the thought of having sex with you
Anonymous No.724551549 [Report]
>>724551363
You don't have to kiss Blazer. You can keep it platonic. And the movie date is friendship for now.
Anonymous No.724551569 [Report]
>>724551521
The highest ranked of the team is flambae who just goes around setting fires himself and then extinguishing them for points. They are actively a detriment to the company
Anonymous No.724551586 [Report] >>724551632 >>724551663 >>724552269
>>724551471
>>isn't woke as fuck
i genuinely don't give a fuck about woke shit unlike you retards but why are you even pretending this game is any different from 99% of any other woke examples out there
the only and I mean ONLY difference is that it isn't shy about being sexual with conventionally attractive women, that's literally it.
Anonymous No.724551589 [Report]
>>724551215
People like cringe. Why do you think autists are obsessed with karlach?
Anonymous No.724551609 [Report]
>>724547123
Probably not.
Anonymous No.724551623 [Report]
>>724550631
I wished to not pick either and go home with my dog or talk to Royd about my suit.
Instead you get a binary choice of BB using you as a rebound or watching some shitty romcom with discount GoGo Tomago...
Anonymous No.724551632 [Report]
>>724551586
>the only and I mean ONLY difference is that it isn't shy about being sexual with conventionally attractive women, that's literally it.

so more than almost all other western games that came out in the woke era
Anonymous No.724551663 [Report] >>724551787
>>724551586
>attractive characters
>straight only romance
>Straight White male protagonist
Unfortunately that is based in the pozzed world of muttmerica
Anonymous No.724551665 [Report] >>724551849
>I warned her though, I'm a gentleman
>I let her know because I'm a gentlemen.
Anonymous No.724551668 [Report] >>724551774
>>724540314 (OP)
>brown nipple
Gross
Anonymous No.724551679 [Report]
>>724551471
It is woke, but it isn't in your face lecture woke
Anonymous No.724551712 [Report] >>724551927
>>724551215
blazer feels both fake and like is using robert as a rebound
mind you invisibitch feels like she's mentally unstable and only latching unto robert because he's a blank wall for her to latch unto. neither option is truly good
Anonymous No.724551726 [Report]
>>724547247
broad shoulders and large breasts are highly correlated traits in woman.
Anonymous No.724551774 [Report]
>>724551668
It's not a nipple and it's brown. Real White people can look under their shirt and see that their areola is darker than the nipple
Anonymous No.724551787 [Report]
>>724551663
just like i said. it isn't afraid to be sexual about conventionally attractive women.
Anonymous No.724551848 [Report] >>724551892 >>724551895 >>724553051
>3'3"
>Bagged a Nubian queen tomboy who can pick him up
How did he do it?
Anonymous No.724551849 [Report]
>>724551665
About the girl at the beach, we actually fucked for around a month.
Anonymous No.724551867 [Report] >>724552001 >>724552009 >>724552230
>>724551376
You're the one who can't tell obvious signals. The reason people don't trust Blazer is because she blatantly seduced Robert only to back off and then repeatedly do it again.
She also quickly dumped her bf and then hooks up with the MC right after.
Anonymous No.724551889 [Report]
>>724549747
Bought the game because JESSE! and it turned to be pretty entertaining for a visual novel with smol gameplay. + there is Blonde Blazer ( BB heh )
Anonymous No.724551892 [Report]
>>724551848
He choked her out
Anonymous No.724551895 [Report]
>>724551848
by being unkillable and through sheer coincidence just happened to watch ballet when she tried to assassinate him
Anonymous No.724551927 [Report] >>724552001 >>724552130
>>724551712
Who cares? She's hot. Her body is better than emo bitch and she's not a stalker like emo chick.
Anonymous No.724551961 [Report]
what is that soul/motown song in the opening for ep 4?
searching it up returns nothing because everyone's talking about the sex dream scene
Anonymous No.724551982 [Report] >>724552246
>98% of players were huge pussies too afraid of seeking like a creep to warn Blazer about her dress
God damn
I know you're all self-inserting as Robert but he's not literally you
Women are people. Grow a spine.
Anonymous No.724551990 [Report]
>>724540516
This is why game devs fail so often. They come to /v/ or wherever. See what we like, completely ignore point and then act surprised when their own game fails to resonate with anyone.
Anonymous No.724552001 [Report]
>>724551867
>>724551927
Yep. Still would myself. She's just not a better person than Invisigal and people are blind if they don't see that. Honestly both are terrible choices.
Anonymous No.724552009 [Report] >>724552112 >>724552215 >>724552251
>>724551867
She backed off because she didn't want to cheat on harry. Now she's single so she can be honest. As for not trusting she started revealing secrets to Robert at the dinner, meanwhile invisislut is still a spy for shroud
Anonymous No.724552016 [Report]
>>724551473
>>724551530
My worst performance so far had 5 failures and 2 misses at the beginning of Episode 4. Aside from that, I've mostly done well. 2 failures each Dispatch. That's probably 10% percentile.
Anonymous No.724552020 [Report]
>>724551215
She's too business drone for me, I don't think she's bad mind you but Im a more idealistic Robert and on my run invisagal ignored orders to save the shopkeeper
Anonymous No.724552086 [Report] >>724552196
>>724540314 (OP)
What happens if you don't warn her?
Anonymous No.724552109 [Report]
>>724551215
niggas got horny after the opening sex scene. they are monkey brained
Anonymous No.724552112 [Report]
>>724552009
She can cosplay Lara Croft
Anonymous No.724552130 [Report]
>>724551927
if i wanted some quick lay with a bimbo i'd just go to a hooker
Anonymous No.724552158 [Report]
>>724551215
I wanted her before the intro goon scene yall niggers have bad taste
Anonymous No.724552184 [Report] >>724552257
Some madlad on youtube got a perfect dispatch record in chapter 3. I thought it was impossible
Anonymous No.724552196 [Report]
>>724552086
nothing, she just notices herself
Anonymous No.724552198 [Report]
>>724540469
>nosering theory
kys
Anonymous No.724552215 [Report] >>724552269
>>724552009
>harry
NOT what he's called
Anonymous No.724552230 [Report] >>724552313
>>724551867
You are thinking with your dick and failing to see why Septum Piercing latches on to Robert. For all your words about "signals" you utterly fail to perceive the true subtle signals from Blazer.
But as I said, I don't expect an incel to get this
Anonymous No.724552246 [Report] >>724552356
>>724551982
Just pretend you didn't notice or care and women will fix it themselves; I don't make a big fuss when a woman in my family accidentally leaves drops of period blood under the toilet seat how the hell does that even happen
Anonymous No.724552250 [Report] >>724552315
>>724540314 (OP)
>Aaron paul stuck in another love triangle
Anonymous No.724552251 [Report]
>>724552009
>Is actually brunette and 2 inches shorter
EWWW GROSS
Anonymous No.724552257 [Report]
>>724552184
Yea always send friends together
Anonymous No.724552269 [Report] >>724553681
>>724551586
>>724552215
>reddit : the video game
go back
Anonymous No.724552313 [Report]
>>724552230
>The deflection
You are a sad lonely man
Anonymous No.724552315 [Report]
>>724552250
And again the White girl absolutely mogs.
Anonymous No.724552356 [Report] >>724552473
>>724552246
>Anon thinks someone having a nip hanging out is the same as leaving a seat dirty
I wish this site wasn't 90% India now
Anonymous No.724552373 [Report] >>724552452 >>724554691
I could never pick Blonde Blazer, because I don't want to do my homie dirty like that. Bros over hoes. He just got dumped and they expect me to fuck the bitch who dumped him immediately? That's punk shit.
Anonymous No.724552432 [Report] >>724552524
I heard this game has hardcore NTR. Is it true?
Anonymous No.724552451 [Report]
>literally zero R34
Is it that grim
Anonymous No.724552452 [Report]
>>724552373
trvke
I'm currently more compelled about getting harry out of his stump than dating either of these bitches tbqfh
Anonymous No.724552471 [Report] >>724552664
>>724545610
its region based. considering your lack of basic respect and decency, on top of your insatiable primitive horniness, I assume you are Indian?
Anonymous No.724552473 [Report] >>724552658 >>724553741
>>724552356
India doesn't have toilets, and nip-slips are easy enough to notice that she fixed it without intervention. Nipples are one of the more sensitive parts of the body, you'd know pretty quick if it's not covered
Anonymous No.724552501 [Report] >>724552617 >>724552634 >>724552646
I just rage quitted after a spiraling cascade of injuries in episode 4
and autosaves only means you can't even try again easily, you have to sit through unskippable dialogues and shit
Anonymous No.724552524 [Report]
>>724552432
You don't have to steal your coworker's girlfriend, it's completely optional
Anonymous No.724552564 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
you just know the big reveal will be blondie is shroud and has been manipulating you from the start.
Anonymous No.724552613 [Report]
>>724551538
Speak for yourself lil reddit bro lmao
Anonymous No.724552617 [Report]
>>724552501
just copy and paste the save folder somewhere else
Anonymous No.724552634 [Report]
>>724552501
um how do you lose in a game this easy... but nice twin peaks
Anonymous No.724552642 [Report] >>724552787 >>724552872 >>724552880 >>724552982 >>724553032 >>724553453 >>724553603
Why would anyone pick Waterboy?
Anonymous No.724552646 [Report] >>724552681
>>724552501
Someone did not dispatch Malevola with other units.
Anonymous No.724552658 [Report] >>724553059
>>724552473
>Bro she noticed and fixed it after so it's fine
Nigga you're locked into linear time perception just like I am, stop making excuses for being such a baby-back bitch.
I get it, in real life you'd never have the confidence to point out a wardrobe malfunction because you're constantly petrified that a woman will get offended and start some grand inquisition against you.
Even if that were true, and it's not, Robert is a chad.
Anonymous No.724552664 [Report]
>>724552471
Gottem
Anonymous No.724552681 [Report] >>724552794
>>724552646
I did, waterboy knocked her out with a fucking puddle and she was out
Anonymous No.724552734 [Report]
>>724547247
you wish faggot rabbi
Anonymous No.724552768 [Report]
I wonder if being a failson of a dispatcher will have consequences. Didn't matter in the tutorial
Anonymous No.724552787 [Report] >>724552854
>>724552642
- Funny
- I'm almost certain he's gonna do this https://youtu.be/4ikGvLUbOuU
Anonymous No.724552794 [Report] >>724552843
>>724552681
She can heal injured units when dispatched together. She also synergizes well with Sonar.
Anonymous No.724552843 [Report]
>>724552794
yeah I know
and when I tried to do that waterboy knocked her out on a mission
after that it all spiraled until I alt+F4ed
Anonymous No.724552854 [Report] >>724552892 >>724552945
>>724552787
Wait fuck, does he voice him?
Anonymous No.724552872 [Report]
>>724552642
I read his origin comic and I couldn't not pick him after that
Anonymous No.724552880 [Report]
>>724552642
I picked him because a weak fuck-up is a lot less dangerous than a strong fuck-up
Also Phenomaman should definitely not be around the Z-team while he's so fragile and shouldn't be interacting with BB regularly.
He succeeded two missions so far, kid's doing ok.

As for Sonar vs Coupe that was an easy choice: everyone was doing goofy kiddie shit like tripping each other or getting crowds to show up as sabotage, Coupe fucking locked Flambae in flooding sensory deprivation tank.
Anonymous No.724552892 [Report] >>724553052
>>724552854
No, thankfully not.
Waterboy's voiced by Joel Haver
Anonymous No.724552945 [Report] >>724553052
>>724552854
I'm pretty sure Waterboy is voiced by Joel Haver
Anonymous No.724552951 [Report] >>724553019 >>724553280
guh??? is this a bug or something?
Anonymous No.724552982 [Report]
>>724552642
>legit tries his best to be helpful
>always backs you up and supports you whenever he can
or
>pick a disgruntled alien who broke up with the girl you who tried to bang you
>shit cooldowns once hero is dispatched

I need to try to dispatch Waterboy with Flambae just for the lols.
Anonymous No.724553019 [Report]
>>724552951
Some of the stats seem bugged
I got a nearly perfect dispatch and was in the "100th percentile"
Pretty sure that's literally impossible
Anonymous No.724553032 [Report]
>>724552642
He didnt threaten to kill the sun
Anonymous No.724553051 [Report] >>724553465
>>724551848
>bagged
He's low value so he got a low value woman, simple
Anonymous No.724553052 [Report]
>>724552892
>>724552945
Thank fucking God then. Hurts enough that Aaron has to share voice lines with enough insufferable cunts as is.
Anonymous No.724553059 [Report] >>724553276
>>724552658
>ummm you have to respect women
I let them preserve their own dignity by fixing it themselves, same way I treat men.
Anonymous No.724553118 [Report]
>>724551215
Invisigirl has more screen time with Robert so far and clearer chemistry
Anonymous No.724553190 [Report]
>>724543194
She isn’t perfect, she is a brunette.
Anonymous No.724553276 [Report] >>724554151
>>724553059
>I don't respect women
Ok? Thanks for sharing?
This has nothing to do with respect.
Anonymous No.724553280 [Report]
>>724552951
People are dumb and failed the hacking puzzle.
Anonymous No.724553293 [Report]
>>724551215
The blonde chick gives off bad vibes, now knowing that the whole recruiting scene was done while she was still with phenomaman raises a lot of red flags. Simply put, I don't trust her.
Anonymous No.724553369 [Report] >>724553501 >>724555356
Man if cutting sonar or coupe was hard imagine you have to cut half the team
and they join shroud and get buffed for a big showdown at the end
Anonymous No.724553453 [Report]
>>724552642
Potential and he's a good person
Anonymous No.724553465 [Report]
>>724553051
>Significantly taller black woman who would hold you close with your face sandwiched between her breasts as she flies you around is low value
Bros... We're all gonna make it
Anonymous No.724553501 [Report]
>>724553369
I hope we do. I hope we kill them. I hate these incompetent jackasses so much
Anonymous No.724553603 [Report]
>>724552642
Waterboy's the low risk, high potential option.
Z-Team's gonna pick on him early but when the whole point of the Phoenix program is to redeem screwups into Heroes, Waterboy fits far more than Phenoniman who's an actual hero that's just kinda depressed currently.
Anonymous No.724553638 [Report] >>724553860
>>724551215
She's a brown skinned short haired tsundere who is really violent and makes a lot of crude jokes. She's tailor made for /v/.
Anonymous No.724553681 [Report] >>724554324
>>724552269
nice try troon go ack yourself lmao
Anonymous No.724553741 [Report]
>>724552473
Retarded virgin lmfao
Anonymous No.724553795 [Report] >>724553937 >>724555463
>group is talking about pets and how snakes are chill and don't move
>Phenomaman interjects and says he is fascinated by opossums and how they can carry offsprings on their backs
>"bruh, shut the fuck up, what are you even talking about, opossums aren't pets lmao"
This is a very toxic work environment.
Anonymous No.724553821 [Report] >>724553874 >>724553882 >>724554007 >>724554243
>>724540314 (OP)
Is this game woke?
Anonymous No.724553860 [Report]
>>724553638
>Tsundere
I dunno, man, as soon as she realizes she likes Rob, she's following him around like a lost puppy.
Anonymous No.724553874 [Report]
>>724553821
the only thing it woke up was my penis in the beginning of episode 4
Anonymous No.724553882 [Report]
>>724553821
If I say yes are you going to fuck off and never return?
If so, then yes.
Anonymous No.724553937 [Report]
>>724553795
Yeah it probably wasn't the best idea to put a depressed Omni-man in shit-talk range of the Z team
Anonymous No.724554007 [Report]
>>724553821
Yes, but mostly visual. No in your face lectures
Anonymous No.724554017 [Report]
>>724540314 (OP)
d-did they shrink when she revealed her true self?
Anonymous No.724554021 [Report]
>>724543056
You are a better gamer than me
Anonymous No.724554082 [Report]
>>724549078
Unironically this is me. You just stop thinking about it after a while; just go through the motions of the day.
Anonymous No.724554151 [Report] >>724554420
>>724553276
This is one of the smallest issues in the history of non-issues. Of all places from which to stage your moralfag crusade, THIS is where you choose to stand?
Anonymous No.724554243 [Report] >>724554490
>>724553821
Just a little. It's as woke as Overwatch on day 1. Arguably much less so, because being anti-male sexuality is a key component of woke, and Tracer never had a wet dream about being dicked by (You).
Anonymous No.724554324 [Report]
>>724553681
wow, that's not very better man of you. time to replay reddit elysium
Anonymous No.724554331 [Report]
>>724540516

What I don't understand is why you lonely porn addicts don't kill yourselves instead of spamming this visual novel you use as a dating sim

If you're that lonely why not end your life already??? Invisigal is not real, she won't love you.
Anonymous No.724554373 [Report] >>724554624 >>724554658 >>724555875
So, are we ever going back to the plot thread of the Shroud, or get the answer to why a donut shop needs a high grade security system?
Anonymous No.724554420 [Report] >>724554668
>>724554151
What moral crusade my guy?
All I'm doing is calling you a coward. I don't give a shit if you respect women, I'm laughing at you because you clearly fear them.
Anonymous No.724554490 [Report] >>724554568 >>724555209
>>724554243
>being anti-male sexuality is a key component of woke
I'm pretty sure male sexuality has nothing to do with being aware of systemic injustice in the legal and financial systems
Anonymous No.724554568 [Report] >>724554662
>>724554490
Nobody believes you, we know who you are, and we know what you stand for.
Anonymous No.724554624 [Report]
>>724554373
Probably, but I don't have a good feeling about the pacing so far, we're already halfway through and it feels like we've only just now finally got a decent introduction to the Z team. Unless the last 4 episodes are long as fuck this shit is gonna feel VERY rushed
Anonymous No.724554658 [Report]
>>724554373
The love triangle bullshit have been firmly established now, so yea, I imagine the next episodes will be more plot heavy
Anonymous No.724554662 [Report] >>724554756
>>724554568
Anonymous No.724554668 [Report] >>724555164
>>724554420
>treating women like men is fearing them
OK, I don't know how they do things in California but everywhere else you can get by just fine by ignoring a problem that gets solved within 5 seconds.
Anonymous No.724554691 [Report]
>>724552373
Thats just a fact of life when you date attractive white women. You're always gonna be breaking some guys heart
Anonymous No.724554756 [Report] >>724555216 >>724555343 >>724555449
>>724554662
>Trying to gaslight about woke in 2025
>On /v/ of all places
Please kill yourself, it would save you further embarrassment.
Anonymous No.724554782 [Report] >>724555005 >>724555240 >>724556009
What are his political views?
Anonymous No.724554921 [Report] >>724555186
I was going to pick BB but invibitch grew on me
Anonymous No.724555005 [Report]
>>724554782
He's a gamer
Anonymous No.724555164 [Report]
>>724554668
You wouldn't tell a bro if his pubes were out?
Damn, what a faggot.
Anonymous No.724555186 [Report]
>>724554921
I did consider switching to invisigirl, but I didn't want to after having sent Blazer so many clear signals of interest. Invisigirl was mostly outright banter and tension, so I felt less bad letting her down.
Anonymous No.724555209 [Report]
>>724554490
>I'm pretty sure male sexuality has nothing to do with being aware of systemic injustice in the legal and financial systems
No, I'm pretty sure most men are very aware of the systemic injustice they face in the legal and financial systems as a result of their sex.
Anonymous No.724555216 [Report]
>>724554756
Youdidnteventry.webm
Anonymous No.724555240 [Report] >>724555275
>>724554782
>adopts a Kaiju
He’s a better man
Anonymous No.724555269 [Report] >>724555728 >>724556045
>>724551215
BB is going to be an obvious big bad by the end. The fact that YOU don't see this means you have the com brain damage.
Anonymous No.724555275 [Report]
>>724555240
You are brown
Anonymous No.724555343 [Report] >>724555449
>>724554756
So you know, anon, he’s going to keep replying just to get the last word in, because as far as he’s concerned he’s right and nothing will change that, so all he’s looking to do is convince the thread that he won.
Anonymous No.724555356 [Report] >>724555620
>>724553369
Fucking hell that might actually be the endgame
>Shroud buffs super powered beings
>Roberts collection of fired wagie souvenirs grows
>Late game twist, if you buffed the hell outta two heros and now you have to can one
>Also if you fire the other loser of a team now they get super buffed
Anonymous No.724555449 [Report]
>>724555343
>>724554756
Samefag
Anonymous No.724555463 [Report]
>>724553795
It's desperate hazing from the team towards someone they're intimidated by. Phenomeman could obliterate them all in less than a second if he cared.
Also he's 100% going to die or leave because he's already at his max stats and can't be improved. Really obvious "guest" character mechanics
Anonymous No.724555483 [Report] >>724555653 >>724555702 >>724556001
>invisigal levels up multiple times everytime she's sent somewhere with her power up
>flambae can fly, maxes out his stats and removes his rest time after 2 successes
>golem can double his stats on when sent solo on 4 slot missions
The rest of the team feels ridiculously weak in comparison to these 3.
Anonymous No.724555497 [Report] >>724555679 >>724555952
The other thread is better. Coomer OPs attract worst posts.
Anonymous No.724555620 [Report]
>>724555356
There's just no way because that would entail making tons of content most players won't see.
Losing a team member and replacing them is clearly temporary. I don't know what happens with Sonar but the shift after firing Coupe had me uncovering a plan to kill her that we're clearly going to thwart and then bring her back after Waterboy bitches out/Phenomaman flies into space
Anonymous No.724555653 [Report]
>>724555483
Prism is an absolute godsend when you’re low on resources
My main problem was constantly using her with Mal for all rounder coverage and not discovering the healing ability until too late
Anonymous No.724555660 [Report]
>watch credits
>jeet overload
lmao
Anonymous No.724555679 [Report] >>724555784
>>724555497
Just ignore the sharty posters, they're too stupid to recognize this isn't one if their raid threads
Anonymous No.724555702 [Report]
>>724555483
They all have their place.
Coupe can hyper specialise in two stats on 2 slot missions
Demon Lady is a healer that also gets buffed by her heals
Prism turns a 3 man mission into a 2 man mission.
Anonymous No.724555728 [Report]
>>724555269
Yeah, i had this vibes too with her. She will be a female Homelander and no one will see it coming because modern hollywood has rotted people's brain.

Also ,her power make her the final villain quite clearly.
Anonymous No.724555784 [Report]
>>724555679
Ok ,but I genuinely prefer the other thread. Migrate there, please.
Anonymous No.724555791 [Report] >>724555872 >>724555883
>>724540314 (OP)
So is this game just an animated dating sim?
Anonymous No.724555872 [Report]
>>724555791
Basically yes. Your main goal is to romance your favorite superheroine.
Anonymous No.724555875 [Report]
>>724554373
>why a donut shop needs a high grade security system
Invisibitch constantly robbing it
Anonymous No.724555883 [Report]
>>724555791
It's a tv show converted into a Visual novel with some minigame.
Anonymous No.724555902 [Report]
You pick waterboy and you will get "sacrifice yourself for the team" scene in the future, I hope you won't miss on this kino bros
Anonymous No.724555909 [Report]
>>724551215
I liked Phenomaman more than her, and knowing she was in a very long term relationship while she was flirting with Robert recontextualises her charatacter pretty significantly in my opinion
Anonymous No.724555952 [Report]
>>724555497
I just know that you're a feminazi.
Anonymous No.724555981 [Report]
>BB is actually a brunette
Anonymous No.724556001 [Report]
>>724555483
Sonar can solo both smart and brawly mission by maxing his intelligence and speech.
Also he's perfect to fire up flambe in his bat form as he can try the mission again if he fails, and most probably won't fail.
Anonymous No.724556009 [Report]
>>724554782
>The big bulky brute of the team
>Isn't actually a wholesome chungus and deliberately tries to haze Robert through "accidental" bumping and will sabotage others after the cutting news
Already the best written of his kind in a decade
Anonymous No.724556045 [Report]
>>724555269
>invisisluts have to pretend BB is evil when visi clearly already tried to murder Robbie and is a spy for shroud
Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.724556076 [Report]
I was behind the "BB is a villain" theory after episode 2 but now that's out the window for me.
If she was a villain trying to get the astral pulse she wouldn't need Robert, Royd is perfectly capable.
BB is just a basic normie woman having a mid-life crisis over the fact that most people know/like a version of her that isn't really her. She caught feelings for mecha man while recruiting him because he's a normal dude in the superhero game so she felt she might be able to connect with him as her normie self.
She's not leading him on, they have natural chemistry and she's a human being with regular levels of awkwardness.
Still chose invis though.