Thread 724540818

Elden Ring should've been smaller

i agree but I'd like to also try to claim the moral high ground by pretending to be disabled and imply that fromsoft is discriminating against me by not making the game smaller in the name of accessibility

No space for mother in law

>>724540818 (OP)
like your dick? lmao

elden ring should have been tripple the size

>>724540920
>you probably looove your mother in law

STINKY

That snow location near the end should've been cut

should have ended in leyndell
i was ready to stop playing after that

>>724540818 (OP)
True. Only souls game I feel zero interest in returning to for another round

Me finishing elden ring

>>724540818 (OP)
the DLC showed how much more enjoyable it is to navigate the map when it's more condensed and actually has shit and not just huge worthless empty expanses of nothing to trudge through. Too bad they fucked it up with the retarded ass skibiddy fragment shit

>>724544424
still condensed like shit

>>724544424
I would agree if not for the DLC doubling down on giant empty vistas.
Just think about
Cerulean Coast (literally 1 dragon to fight, that´s it) at least finding the way down to the underworld was cool for the first time.
Abyssal Woods, while looking very cool and the implementation of a sneak section is debatable, it wasn´t also very intriguing after you realized that it was only the manse of midra and thats it.
and lastly, the ruins in the north, one main boss, one optional and that´s it.

Shadow of Erdtree should have deactivated Torrent for the whole DLC and make it more compact.Make the progression more streamlined instead of find the tree fragments to make the bosses fightable.

Also: Super Sojan Radhan is shit choice for a endboss.

>>724540818 (OP)
No.

>>724542980
Crazy because that's the other way around for me.
Only Fromslops I can bother replaying these days are Elden Ring, and also Sekiro.
The good thing in Elden Ring is that you already have a wide array of weapons and shit directly available to you from the get go
Meanwhile I tried replaying DS3 a few weeks ago, reached High Wall of Lothric, and was immediately turned off when I realized I had to go through all that linear shit again to get new weapons.
The non-linear aspect of Elden Ring is what makes it actually replayable for me, I mean you can literally skip Stormveil by following the little road that goes behind it, hell you can even go straight to Altus by going through Ruin-Strewn Precipice
The only thing you HAVE to do to get to the "lategame" content and trigger some things along the way is to kill 2 demi gods of your choice

>>724540818 (OP)
No it's perfect as is

What were they thinking with golems in the dlc, such a stupid unfun enemy

>>724548696
skill issue, you can throw flaming basketballs from the tops of cliffs on all but 1 of them

>>724540818 (OP)
More like it should be 16x bigger

no series was ever improved by going open world.
moronic trend for the retarded and soulless.

>>724540818 (OP)
but then how will it fit my humongous penis??

>>724540818 (OP)
Elden Ring should be bigger.

>>724545170
>Cerulean Coast (literally 1 dragon to fight, that´s it
Don't downplay it. It's the coolest and most memorable dragon boss of any From Soft game

>>lol724550021
this is bait

Oh, my God. Did you see Xanthous King's hat?

>>724540818 (OP)
the dungeons are the best part along with the set pieces which could just as well have been in the distance or skybox or something
yeah it's cool seeing not-hogwarts in the distance and riding there but the swamp area kinda sucks and the sunken town is mostly just locked buildings with albino shitters wandering about
i'd rather they doubled the size of the mage academy dungeon and let me teleport there or something

>>724540818 (OP)
Nightreign takes a fat shit all over elden shit and all of the dark souls games, Miyazaki should retire and make this Ishizaki guy the new president of Fromsoftware

>>724550778
Nightreign is pure garbage because it forces you into the godawful tranny speedrunning mindset, with the Fortnite circle closing down on you
Absolute fucking garbage, you don't have time to enjoy anything in this game
They should have just made a second DLC for Elden Ring with those Nightlords bosses, what a shame

>>724550778
>40 minutes boss runback: the video game
>Better than anything
Fucking KEK

>>724550865
>Absolute fucking garbage, you don't have time to enjoy anything in this game
maybe go play a walking simulator if your old ass can't handle Nightreign's lightning fast gameplay

>They should have just made a second DLC for Elden Ring with those Nightlords bosses, what a shame
so you can cheese them with your max lvl character + mimic tear and think you beat them fair and square? lol

>>724550562
He's the only guy who can pull it off.

>>724551210
Your shit game is dying off as we speak, it has way less replayability than the real Elden Ring, or even Sekiro, plus playing this trashfire alone is dreadful, so you will be forced to play with mouthbreathers such as yourself
The last hooray will be when they release Nightreign's DLC, but after that it's lights out, enjoy it while you can fucktard, LMAO

>>724540818 (OP)
I legitimately almost stopped playing when I got to the Mountaintops. How can From so shamelessly pad their needlessly long game like that?

>/v/irgins be like: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ER IS JUST A BOSS RUSH"
>Also /v/irgins: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ER DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH BOSSES TO FIGHT"

>>724540952
Yes. My wife died from internal bleeding caused by blunt force trauma

>>724541034
>>724545687
>>724548970
>>724549572
>I want a world even more full of recycled content, basic elite enemies as bosses, empty space and chests that contain Pickled Turtle Neck
Why are open world fans like this? It legit defies logic.
The best part of Souls games was that it was a tightly packed 30 hour experience with great exploration and rewarding challenges.
Then Open World Game 53: Soulslop edition comes out and everyone eats it up like it's god tier.
I can't wait for their next title to be open world too so I can keep watching one of the few good things to come out in recent years turned into diluted slop for normalfags with no critical thinking.

>>724552550
>The best part of Souls games was that it was a tightly packed 30 hour experience with great exploration and rewarding challenges.
I think you should actually go play Souls games because all of them are empty corridors with lethargic enemies and a bunch of drops being largely glass pieces, useless greases and maybe one ring or weapons that's actually sorta relevant for your current build

>>724552930
You can just say you don't like Souls games, no need to lie to pretend you are factually correct.
>lethargic enemies
I'd rather have a Souls game on the easier side than Elden Ring schizo enemies and bosses. Worst combat experience in any Souls. So much so most players had to cheese the game with status effects/weapon arts/meta builds.

I'm convinced at this point that the so called Elden Ring haters actually don't like dungeon crawling
Elden Ring is literally the best dungeon crawling, adventure simulator there is

>>724553361
>N...no you don't like Soul
I do in fact dislike how Souls is a bunch of empty corridors with absolutely nothing in them but a bunch of punching bags that more often than not don't even drop anything and are completely skippable, yes, this has been an issue since DeS and ER at least had the decency of not sticking you into the same tired rat mazes they've been making for five games before it, not to mention give you actual enemy variety.
I sure do not miss dogshit, actually wholly empty places like Darkroot Garden, Black Gulch or Farron Woods that are also ugly as sin, I'll take strolling around Liurnia and whatever all day every day, just thinking about slogging through fucking Shrine of Storms one more time is enough to give me nausea.
>I'd rather have a Souls game on the easier side than Elden Ring schizo enemies and bosses
Ah, the shitter shows himself once again, imagine saying the game is bad because for a change it actually forces you to learn some basic mechanics to get by.
Just another shitter filtered by a game that requires a bit more than mashing R1 on punching bags that can't even fight back.

>>724553572
people praise the "legacy" dungeons that are big and complex.
they dont like the world being empty dogshit and the mines/catacombs all being recycled.

>>724553870
>words words words (insult) words words
For fuck sake, get yourself some dignity, I'm not reading all this.
I like Souls games, I don't like open world slop. End of story.

>>724554671
Being unable to read a couple of lines only further highlights how you're a subhuman ADHD twitterite incapable of playing simple videogames.
You don't like Souls games, you just want some no effort stress reliever to fit in a community and refuse to play the same exact thing but better because the rest of your shiteater clique feels threatened by (more) millions of people playing the new entry because it delegitimizes you and shows everyone how you're a mediocre player incapable of dealing with a modicum of challenge.

>>724552550
Translation:
>I'm shit at the game or don't have enough time to play so I sit in my cuck chair in mom's basement seething about other people having fun. I pretend it helps to imagine them not having fun in the future but that's just a cover for the fact that I know people don't think about me while I obsess over them.

open world slop

>>724554904
>insult insult insult
I played every other Souls and liked it. I played Elden Ring and had issues with it. But keep telling me I'm just a N00B LOL and maybe I'll definitely surely accept you're right.

>>724555119
>N00B LOL
Yawn.

>>724558143
The only actual issues you had with it were sales numbers that outed you as a poser who felt threatened to have his "secret" club invaded.
By the by, every Souls past DeS is also open world, just because the worlds were designed as semilineaer corridors doesn't make them less open than ER's.

>>724540818 (OP)
True.

>>724540818 (OP)
t. fingerlet

Jizz.

>>724540818 (OP)
Elden ring should've let you teleport between graces only after defeating Morgott
You should have unlocked Torrent only after two great runes

>>724541154
kek

A GREAT open world game that doesn't whiff off of my SSD while I'm playing

>>724558316
No I'm fairly certain that my actual issues were spending most of my time horse sprinting to empty green grass fields, looting generic crafting components from chests, and legacy dungeons being filled with the same reused enemy assets.
Did you know Raya Lucaria has ZERO unique enemies that don't appear somewhere else? Leyndell has two new enemy types, broken statues and Oracles. Volcano Manor has one new enemy type, serpent men.
Did you also know that 99% of areas in older Souls had totally unique new enemies for you to discover?
Enjoy your recycled open world slop you sad nigger.

>>724559012
>No I'm fairly certain that my actual issues were spending most of my time horse sprinting to empty green grass fields,
Opposed to sprinting through empty brick corridors? At least those grass fields not only look good but don't treat you like a rat in a cage.
>Did you know Raya Lucaria has ZERO unique enemies that don't appear somewhere else?
Outside of you being wrong (Magic crabs don't appear anywhere else but I'll forgive you for this technicality since you ARE an ADHD faggot) who the fuck cares about every area having unique enemies that do not appear anywhere else? Especially when ER has like triple the enemy variety of previous games?
Are you one of those people who honestly believe that there's only TWO dragon rider in the entirety of Drangleic or that for some reason the Phalanx (recycled from DeS) in Ariamis are the only ones of their kind?
Did you have conniptions after seeing Wheel Skeletons in the tomb of the giants AND Ariamis AND the smoldering Lake in DS3?
You utter fucking mental case, take your meds.

>724559012
>pic
do not engage with this schizoid freak

elden sloppers are beyond disingenuous