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Anonymous 10/30/2025, 4:36:22 PM No.724564431 [Report] >>724565205 >>724566436 >>724566508 >>724568606 >>724569480 >>724569620 >>724570484 >>724570718 >>724570909 >>724570919 >>724571545 >>724574758 >>724575664
BROS THE DAY OF REALSE IS ALMOST HERE
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Are we hyped anons?!
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 4:40:25 PM No.724564709 [Report] >>724570991
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nothing will ever get me hyped for a paradox game again. They've become a shell of themselves, focused only on creating DLC engines instead of actual games.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 4:45:38 PM No.724565054 [Report]
I just hope it isn't like those boring ass Victoria games
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 4:47:41 PM No.724565205 [Report] >>724565416 >>724575479
>>724564431 (OP)
Vicky3 sucked and the time lapse does not fill me with hope. Naturally I've preordered the $85 edition but I expect I'll be spending another 1000 hours in HoI4 when the nip rework comes out.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 4:50:28 PM No.724565416 [Report] >>724566207
>>724565205
>the time lapse does not fill me with hope
surely there will be options to tweak if you want a more active world
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:00:40 PM No.724566191 [Report]
The greedy swedes are putting AI slop in their games now
EU4 was and will always be their last good game
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:00:51 PM No.724566207 [Report] >>724570309
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>>724565416
Johan got VERY defensive asking
>why should prussia exist
>why should the netherlands exist
>why should the ottomans get so big
>why should aragon and castille unite
>why should russia form
So basically I don't think I should even bother playing for a couple years until he's retired and someone without a deathly fear of "railroading" has a chance to fix the game.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:04:18 PM No.724566436 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
>hype
>for a paradox game
no, I dont get excited for games that will take a decade long dripfeed of dlc to be decent
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:05:25 PM No.724566508 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
Yea the devs aren't retarded swedecucks.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:31:51 PM No.724568323 [Report] >>724570792 >>724570865 >>724571595 >>724573208
What country will your first playthrough be anon? I am going with Venice and I'm goona outjew the jew.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:33:13 PM No.724568417 [Report]
Will warfare be included at launch this time or is it paid dlc again?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:35:54 PM No.724568606 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
Why would I be excited for a Paradox title on release?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:40:32 PM No.724568916 [Report]
I have 0 faith in Paradox so I'll be waiting for actual non-shill reviews at launch before buying
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:41:45 PM No.724568998 [Report]
CK3 was decent but I do wish it had gone a bit more into city mechanics. Good thing there are some cool mods for this. The cities in EU5 look like a huge step back so far.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:48:42 PM No.724569480 [Report] >>724570593 >>724571153
>>724564431 (OP)
parashit are woke. don't buy their globalist niggerlover shit. never forget how they put a nigger in the cover next to a premium-tier celtic woman in vicky3. don't support niggerlovers and racemixers and.... swedes.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 5:50:33 PM No.724569620 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
I'm still playing EU4 M&T for now. We'll see if the EU5 is any good.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:00:01 PM No.724570309 [Report] >>724571595
>>724566207
they are going to sell railroading as dlcs which will come with their own "situations"
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:01:27 PM No.724570412 [Report]
>nothing ever fucking happens for the entirety of the game's span
honestly no, it will take years for it to be good.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:02:24 PM No.724570484 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
why do people still get excited for paradox titles on launch?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:03:59 PM No.724570593 [Report]
>>724569480
>nooooooooooo black guys didn't exist in the 1800s fucking woke!!!!!
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:05:34 PM No.724570718 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
>they're all done with DLCs
looks like it's finally time to start playing 4
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:06:39 PM No.724570792 [Report]
>>724568323
Teutonic Order, the only country I ever play
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:07:59 PM No.724570865 [Report]
>>724568323
Same bro. Endgame goal for me will be conquering India like I usually do with trade nations in EU4.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:08:05 PM No.724570874 [Report]
cant wait to buy it on sale and pirate all the DLC
and play a pirated copy until then
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:08:28 PM No.724570909 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
Never played a EU game but I liked CK3, so I'm gonna buy. Hope it's fun
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:08:35 PM No.724570919 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
what is europav? like a cat paw but european?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:09:36 PM No.724570991 [Report]
>>724564709
always were, you were just too dumb to notice
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:12:09 PM No.724571153 [Report]
>>724569480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:17:42 PM No.724571545 [Report] >>724571691 >>724572576
>>724564431 (OP)
>No mission trees

Are they serious? What a regression.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:18:31 PM No.724571595 [Report]
>>724568323
Tutorialtugal
>>724570309
Yes I know but it seems like the game should come with.... spain, russia, and prussia......
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:19:38 PM No.724571691 [Report] >>724571957
>>724571545
There's only generic missions. So it's back to EU3 baby but without OP national missions.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:23:39 PM No.724571957 [Report] >>724572576
>>724571691
I'll stick to EU 4 and check back in 3 years
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:31:54 PM No.724572576 [Report] >>724575379
>>724571545
>>724571957

noo my heckin +5% casus belli generation for 10 years missionz!
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 6:40:18 PM No.724573208 [Report]
>>724568323
I'm going with Berg because that's where I'm from
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:00:52 PM No.724574758 [Report]
>>724564431 (OP)
No.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:09:23 PM No.724575379 [Report]
>>724572576
Giving the AI FREE claims is a great way to have them expand historically, which is better than screwing with sliders and never annexing anything.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.724575479 [Report] >>724575767
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>>724565205
They're only NOW giving Japan content?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:12:04 PM No.724575570 [Report]
did they fix the AI doing absolutely nothing?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:13:25 PM No.724575664 [Report]
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>>724564431 (OP)
I'm a bit hyped, hopefully the problem of passive AI will be fixed fast.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:14:44 PM No.724575767 [Report] >>724576103
>>724575479
No. Japan had content on release, and got a DLC giving them reworked content not long after release. This is the second Japan rework because the old Japanese focus tree was the most outdated major focus tree in the game.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 7:19:29 PM No.724576103 [Report]
>>724575767
>Japan had content on release
bait.