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Anonymous No.724566761 [Report] >>724569923 >>724570090 >>724574015 >>724574928 >>724576324
>turned into a Malkavian
>just end up with severe autism
Anonymous No.724566842 [Report] >>724568052
For me it's Melee Tremere
Anonymous No.724567047 [Report] >>724567076
Just remember: if you have sex with a Malk you’re having sex with every personality inhabiting her brain at the same time.
Anonymous No.724567076 [Report]
>>724567047
>her
Anonymous No.724567143 [Report] >>724569657
I am OWED a cute goth malk gf
Anonymous No.724567195 [Report]
>permanent incelitic tfwnogfitis for all eternity
Anonymous No.724568052 [Report]
>>724566842
My blood.
Anonymous No.724569657 [Report] >>724571667
>>724567143
anal sex with fishmalk (no risk of poo because they dont eat)
Anonymous No.724569923 [Report]
>>724566761 (OP)
>play as a Malkavian
>Character spoils the whole story if you're autistic enough to understand the dialogue
Anonymous No.724570090 [Report] >>724570286 >>724571667
>>724566761 (OP)
Why did they only give jiggle physics to girl malk?
Anonymous No.724570286 [Report]
>>724570090
shes the only one that deserves it
Anonymous No.724571667 [Report] >>724571846 >>724571967 >>724572021 >>724572045
>>724570090
She's the only one with big naturals, the rest are just flatties or coping with implants
>>724569657
I... never thought about that. Do vampires in WoD never pee or something, they just magically absorb blood with 100% efficiency?
Anonymous No.724571846 [Report]
>>724571667
The blood they drink basically gets converted into magical power
Anonymous No.724571967 [Report]
>>724571667
Gangrhel has some big ones
Anonymous No.724572021 [Report]
>>724571667
>they just magically absorb blood with 100% efficiency?
yeah, if they actually eat/drink anything else they just throw up
Anonymous No.724572045 [Report]
>>724571667
if they have humanity 9 they can eat raw meat and drink other liquids, at humanity 10 they can eat normal food and drink. in V5 anyway
Anonymous No.724574015 [Report] >>724574146
>>724566761 (OP)
It's more pic related, except sometimes they're telling the truth.
Anonymous No.724574146 [Report] >>724574616
>>724574015
i don't like this gif, someone was shaking their cat to make it which it probably didn't enjoy. they will be appropriately punished.
Anonymous No.724574616 [Report]
>>724574146
Honestly, agreed. There are tons of shows to draw clips from, people can use themselves even, so brief as it may have been whenever I see pets used for content I daydream about Limmy's supercomputer.
Anonymous No.724574928 [Report] >>724575471 >>724576397 >>724576723
>>724566761 (OP)
People say that playing Malkavian is a terrible idea for first run but that's blatantly false, if you are willing to put in bare minimum to understand your own words as well as the things you don't say it's a extremely enjoyable experience of playing as actual mad seer that has a pretty good but not perfect accuracy, there's nothing quite like that anywhere else out there and it's unlikely to ever happen again
Anonymous No.724575471 [Report]
>>724574928
i agree, i played malk first and enjoyed it, then i played tremere and had a more normal playthrough and i think its fun to do it this way. the normal playthrough clears some things up
Anonymous No.724576324 [Report]
>>724566761 (OP)
Does anyone remember which artist VTMB's artstyle was based on? I remember there was a specific VTM artist they were basing the game on but I can't recall who.
Anonymous No.724576397 [Report] >>724576723 >>724576913
>>724574928
I'm pretty sure that people that complain against Malk as a 1st playthrough are autists that look at it afterwards: in a blind playthrough (as I did back in the day) you can't say if what your char says is foresight or gibberish, although that's my experience, as it was my first time with anything WoD related.
Anonymous No.724576723 [Report]
>>724576397
>>724574928
Yeah you literally don't know shit about shit in a first playthrough.
Hence, the effect on the language is dizzying and exciting, without spoiling the story too much.

I'd argue Malkavian only really fits as a first playthrough. You see a kaleidoscope- you can see a tiny sliver of ~the truth~ but have no context to actually understand what you see.

I played malkavian first, and did Nos second.

Both were great.
Anonymous No.724576913 [Report]
>>724576397
Pretty much. I played Malk blind and didn't feel like I was missing much, but people want you to think 99% of Malk dialogue is foreshadowing that you're going to miss.

The funny thing is I bet most of them think the tuna joke is just lolsorandom instead of something with meaning too that they wouldn't even understand when replaying.