Thread 724574090

Just boughtered this. If there isn't bare tits, bare ass, and uncensored penetration I'm going to be fucking pissed

return it

What about the gameplay

>>724574253
there is no gameplay in a tv show

>>724574090 (OP)
Check the catalog first before posting anon

>>724574348
Did you put your janny application in faggot?

>>724574090 (OP)
You're one of the reasons on why these games usually fucking suck btw. This game did not need rushed romance, and the two chicks you get to pick from are the biggest time bombs

>>724574090 (OP)
No cock in pussy no buy

>>724574507
Just saying. Your thread is probably going to get deleted anyway and your scattering all the people who do want to talk about the game with you across multiple threads

>>724574684
The story is beyond mediocre so yea it does need these thing

>>724574719
No anal no buy

>>724574783
The story itself is mediocre, but the writing and the characters make it worth finishing. Sure, they have 30 year old characters dropping Gen alpha slang, but aside from that the banter and characters are pretty great. If Mecha Man had any brain, he would know better than to fall for either of those bitches

SEND THESE TUMBLR FAGGOTS TO VIDEO GAME GENERALS

>>724575285
>giwtwm.png

>>724574348
Agreed, a valuable gacha porn thread died for this

>>724574348
>Check the catalog first before posting anon

that's not how shills get paid

>>724574090 (OP)
I have seen that people are leaving the BB team for Inivisgal.

I dont think this is what the devs intended so I will ask, can they even save BB as a popular player choice?

>>724575285
Who bitch this is? Legitimately looks like my friend I haven't talked to in a decade and a half.

it's too popular you are shills grrr

grr

>>724575645
BB's very boring compared to Invisigal. She better have a similar or better opening scene in episode 5 or 6.

>>724575285
A nipple is all youre going to get, this thing is pg-13 all the way

>>724575645
>>724575820
>BB's very boring compared to Invisigal. She better have a similar or better opening scene in episode 5 or 6.
The damage is done, unless those episodes have BB naked and super sexy and craving your cock, everyone will just romance Invisigal, the devs are so stupid, they added the NTR cliffhanger on EP2 and now this...

>>724574090 (OP)
By the Nine! She bears the Amulet of Kings!

>>724575654
Just some rando from youtube, channel name is Krissy Plays.

>>724574090 (OP)
Wait for the patch.

>>724575953
Blonde Blazer is further crippled by not actually being a tall blonde amazon, and wanting to be an ordinary plain-looking woman. It's like they hate her.

>>724575870
Game ratings don't exist anymore. You'd know that if you ever actually played a game.

We're halfway through the entire game and it feels like we barely have two episodes. It's really fucking obvious they only had 4 episodes and decided to cut them all in half.

>>724574775
This isn't a sincere thread. Its the seething tranny/faggot/puritan whoever who's been upset about the heckin horny content for whatever reason. Maybe just to be a contrarian.

>>724574253
It's a visual novel

>>724576116
>Blonde Blazer is further crippled by not actually being a tall blonde amazon, and wanting to be an ordinary plain-looking woman. It's like they hate her.
Its like...the whole appeal kek

We all wanted to romance her cause she was this supergirl clone we could romance, now they take that away from us? lmao

>>724574090 (OP)
>just bought a video game
>if it's not pornography I will be upset
I hate you. I don't care that you're joking or being unserious, I genuinely hate you and what you represent.

>robert is driven by revenge and spends all his money and time on a mech suit just to get his fathers killer
>okay now your romance options are whore superwoman granny boss who turns into a mid brunette whore and doesnt want to be a hero and just wants to be a fat bitch
>or a tan tomboy who can turn invisible, sexually harasses you, goons to you, and will kill for you
hmm i wonder!

>>724575645
literally the only way they could save BB is if she gets very aggressive about romancing you and manhandling you and shit when you say no so at least the superwoman dom loving fags have that because she has no other appeal other than big boobs

>>724574253
Gameplay?

why did /v/ keep telling me that the MC gets cucked in this game

>>724575645
>can they even save BB as a popular player choice?
Yeah, by having her take initiative and remain a fuking blonde

wer'e halfway through the game and it feels like we're only 25% but the dev team is obviously split into 16/17ths department structures and the game was originally supposed to be 1/256ths of it's current state but we overflowed and wound up with a sex scene length override where the game length is subverted by the male reaction to sexual encounters where disinterest reigns after a short period of time but it's not distasteful.

some people here are just bad at math if they don't get it

>>724576669
/v/ is obsessed with cuckoldry. When KCD2 just came out, the board was flooded with fake spoilers about how your romance from the first game "moves on from you" and breaks up via a letter.
KCD2 had plenty of other problems, but cuckoldry was not one of them.

who the hell wouldn't fist bump?

>>724577161
Men. we don't do that.
pissing time is holy, self time.

>>724577161
it's juvenile and stupid to do, mostly. I don't want to touch your freakish fists.

>>724575870
They showed Invisgal's bare breasts. And full male frontal. Girl ass is probably on the table, literally. I dunno about vagina, it's not a porn game.

>>724577350
forgot to mention it but i'm indian btw

we should've been able to romance @ least 4 characters. 2 is just too restrictive, & there is plenty of players that don't care for bb or visi, like me.

>>724576507
You must choose between:
>aryan princess with blue eyes, traditional values, strong moral compass, wants to date and have trad relationship with you, only ever dated an alien incapable of having sex and taking her virginity, refuses to date you until she breaks up with him because she doesn't believe in cheating, has two unique bodies/looks for you to pick which to fuck

or
>dumpy hapa girl with septum ring, self-diagnosed mental illnesses, criminal record, shitty tattoos, sex-obsessed slut that the protagonist's first response when he hears she's been fantasizing about fucking him is "I hope I wore a condom"

Robert is the pornborn, he can naturally cause women to become nude in his presence. Blonde Blazer fights it off better because she's superhuman. Invisigal is also superhuman, her powers just suck.

>>724574090 (OP)
Here's my prediction of the twist.
Blonde Blazer:
>I'm sorry, I was working with Shroud, I had no choice.
>But I realized working with you, that I lo-like you, Robert.
>Will you forgive me, and work with me to betray Shroud?

Invisigal:
>Yeah, I only joined the SDN to sell info to supervillains.
>I never thought I could be a REAL hero... Until I met you, Robert.
>But I would never work with Shroud, we should team up and put that maniac away for good.
What's the likelihood of this being the main romance twist for each?

>>724577161
I'm racist

>>724577161
I fist bumped him because that's clearly what the game wanted you to do. But no man would be surprised that people wouldn't and need to have it explained as to why we don't fondle our dick holders with other men at the urinal.

Could i have Robert cheat on his girl with other girls and have a fucked up bad end?

>Western devs make 1(one) game that ever so slightly appeals to the white hetero male audience fantasies
>sell 6 gorillion copies, even femoids flock to it
why are they trying to argue no one wants to buy these kinds of games anymore again?

>>724577881
The twist is not going to be either of them. The Shroud will have been the inventor of the Astral Pulse and Robert's father / possibly grandfather were the actual villains that betrayed him. The henchman talking about how the Astral Pulse was never really his, Royd talking about his father not being able to make something like that, all of Shroud's guys having augments and technology beyond Mecha Man's, etc.

>>724577881
Only obvious plot thread is that Astral is made by Shroud. The twist is probably related to how Roberts father actually died. Other then that, anything can happen.

>>724578342
Oh yeah that's obvious too, plus Royd will be a straight villain. Shroud was probably originally Robert's Grandfather's friend, but ended up getting killed by Robert's Father who was augmented into the current Shroud. We'll see a few of the Z Team betray us, probably whoever was NOT fired. The fired member will come back to help us last minute.

If you don't try to self insert like a 12 yo, BB is the obvious choice. Robert deserves a proper stable partner he can lean on. Not a mental illness ridden highschooler. His life is already pretty hard as is.

>>724578268
being unironic here it's more so finding the sweet spot of maximizing esgbucks and still retaining sales. You can have none of it, but will you make more than cutting a deal to add certain things? It's a toss up with some niche genres like this

>>724575645
I find BB really untrustworthy, she almost never says whats on her mind manipulates people and keeps secrets. Invisisgal wins alot of points by just going "sup had a sex dream about you" and just clears everything up. More women should be like her.

DeCarlos Brown Jr. murdered Iryna Zarutska on August, 22, of 2025.

Why are all the superheroes adults?

>>724579063
>she almost never says what's on her mind manipulates people and keeps secrets
Give 2 examples

>>724574253
VN tier

>>724577161
you're in the middle of taking a piss, isn't sanitary
I mean, you would just wash your hands right after so I still did it

VILLAIN RANKINGS
(based on actual powers, not usefulness in dispatching)

GOD TIER
>Coupé (Umbrakinetic Weaponry, Umbrakinetic Flight, Superhuman Accuracy)
>Golem (Morphological Being, Earth Mimicry, Regenerative Healing)

HIGH TIER
>Flambae (Pyrokinesis, Flame Invulnerability, Pyro-Propulsion)
>Prism (Photokinesis, Photoionization, Holographic Manipulation)

MID TIER
>Malevola (Demon Physiology, Portal Creation, Wound Transferal)
>Punch Up (Picnokinesis, Superhuman Strength & Durability, Pain Immunity)

LOW TIER
>Invisigal (Invisibility)
>Sonar (Bat Physiology, Flight)

>>724579129
The child superheroes are all locked away in SDN education centers until they're old enough to get a crimefighting license.

>>724575645
It's honestly just as simple as the NTR baiting. It makes the BB route inherently awkward, especially if you bring Phenomeman onto the team. I still think BB is way hotter and I'm going that route, but I get why a lot of people would back out.

>>724579275
>>724579275
that's a myth, factcheck before you speak again

The rainbow dicks joke made me chuckle

>>724579308
oh cool I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make this fucking stupid post.

>>724579628
>game is literally about superhero rankings
>"did someone rank the superheroes? REEEEEEEEE"

>>724577161
This just shows how many women are playing the game.
A guy would never do this.

>>724576669
[glass him]

>>724574090 (OP)
>If there isn't bare tits,

An areola peaks out of Blonde Blazer's dress.

>>724579176
>Hey, this is a secret job interview, but I'm gonna get drunk and flirty while I have a boyfriend and you're desperate.
>Oh, you did a good job with the Z Team yesterday, let's fire one, tell them we're gonna do it so they ruin your first shift's performance and then let's just let go a pissed off supervillain back onto the streets.
>Let me keep flirting with you, Robert, without mentioning my boyfriend and shit-test you by pulling rank and forcing you to deal with him.
She's not leader material and won't even be upfront about it. She's weak-willed, more weak-willed than a literal super villainess. BB is clearly on a downhill while Invisigal is quickly showing more potential.

>>724579176
She spends a good couple hours boozing you up before going into a job pitch, first impression. She never once says she's into you. Doesn't mention she has a boyfriend. Manipulates you and the Z team by having someone be fired for "motivation". More than anything it's what she isn't saying, something is always on the back of her mind but she just won't fucking say it. Invisigal on the other hand will get straight to the point of what her deal is, that's ride or die material. I have nothing against BB personally hey I'm sure she works for alot of people but I prefer someone who can just tell me what their deal is right away so I don't have to play games.

>>724574090 (OP)
>>724575645
>>724575953

Is there a mod to remove the shitty gameplay? I just want the story and the waifus

>>724576725
Those are fucking worst Arnold presses I've ever seen

>>724580008
It's literally in the settings, sperg.

>>724579843
By the time you see Blazer's nipple, you've already seen Invisgal's naked breasts, ass, and her masturbating and sucking Robert's thumb

man this shit has almost as much discussion on /v/ as monster girl quest did.

>>724574090 (OP)
return it and don't buy a game without watching streams of it first to see if you like it or not

>>724574090 (OP)
Keft is built for black men and right would NEVER do it with puny white boys

>>724579909
>>724579942
I mean its obvious that you've played the game so i'll just assume you are illiterate or just projecting a lot of shit on to the character. Damn.

>>724580167
but that's the devs starting to bootstrap invis romance and tip the scales in her favor. rob never saw that

>>724580327
lmao this embarassing. you asked for proof and you got it but your dumb little brain just can't handle being wrong. you're wrong and dumb and everyone just saw it.

I suggest not even bothering asking for proof in the future when you cope this poorly with receiving it, bird brain. God damn.

>>724580389
damn how do I get that job? I'll jeetpost all day for that kind of money.

>>724580398
>my character didn't see nudity in the game, so its irrelevant that I did
I respect the autism level of roleplaying.

>>724580232
It's got everything /v/ could want
>barely any gameplay
>sex jokes
>violet angry brown tomboy that likes you
>a white woman in authority to hate
>good music
Not to surprising

>>724580489
White women have this effect on people. Many such cases very sad.

>>724580232
yeah people scream shill and I'm sure there's a little bit of that but it's just the slow trickle in of players due to the episodic format exploding with this week opening with a sex scene. Game had a 12k player peak last week and 65k this week. Lightning in a bottle moment for a telltale game

>>724580812
I thought it was moreso people seemed to be confused if they had to pay for each episode, and when they found out it was just a one-time purchase people finally bought it. The sex scene probably helped too.

>>724580812
honestly those numbers seem low to me.

>>724581010
For a half released, singleplayer game, they're alright. It'll have more viewers on the final two episodes, like a TV Show.

>>724574090 (OP)

Is there a mod to remove the nose ring yet? Invisigal's cute but nose rings are disgusting.

B-but Invisigal is just a washed up villain, how could anyone want to go on a date with her?!

Sticking your fingers in a girl's mouth is weird and not sexy.

I'm kind of surprised a modern Telltale game made it to 65k

>>724577876
>her powers just suck

Oh shes good at sucking alright

>>724574090 (OP)
>robert: Actually, i'm into brunette.
NOT ME BRO. When i chose that option, i was promised a blonde chick

>>724581317
the moment she won by a landslide

more invisigals

is this straight options only

>>724581010
You just have to compare within the genre, nothing else comes very close that we can see easily. I'm sure TWD was more popular back in the day but as far as recent shit goes it's popping off

>>724581587
yes, fuck off fag

>>724581585
>invisigal
>visi
>vi
the boundless creativity of these devs astounds in it's abosulte originality.

>>724581585
Thank God they kept the shitty tattoos and septum ring. I need to know that a girl has had 50+ bodies and HPV before I fuck her.

you're telling me this game has a normal romance path with cute brown tomboy reformed villain apart from the blonde bimbo NTR shit that the game was marketed with?

>>724581851
Lol someone's gonna make her a mom and deal with her until they grow old

>>724580119
and she isn't even pressing Arnold those are dumbbels

>>724581980
brunette bimbo but yes

>>724577161
fist bumping is a low IQ people thing
you never see two doctors or lawyers fist bump
and I'm a smart person, so it isn't for me

>>724576669
How does this happen?

>>724582152
Hire Cuckman instead of Waterboy

>>724580327
If you just asked, I would have been happy to list all of Invisigal's flaws:
>Low Intelligence
Hoodrat level of knowledge or common sense
>Violent
Punches Robert for little reason.
>Short Tempered
Robert was only talking shit because she started it, but couldn't handle a dose of her own medicine.
>Disobeys Direct Orders for no good reason
Basically Invisigal has poor impulse control and she's more than a little stupid. But she's saved by being upfront, her instincts would be useful if she was trained better, she probably has a tragic backstory (vs BB winning the superpower lottery) and she's actually reasonable in other matters:
>Invisigal has a wet dream of her manager
>Watches him and judges him to get an idea if he's worth pursuing
>Tells him directly that she's interested
That shows that she does have good instincts and common sense on occasion, she just sabotages herself by not listening to other's advice. When it comes to women, someone whose direct and trying their best, and whose only flaws are stupidity - that's the holy grail.

Invisigal's cute nipples

>>724581653
game has lgbt in the tags, idk dont be a faggot

your taste in women is as bad as your attitude

>>724574253
It's fun

>>724574253
It's This is the Police, but with less shifts.

>>724582087
has the model been ripped yet? or is the entire "game" just prerendered cutscenes?

>>724582316
You know tags are added by the community, not the developer, right? They added it when they thought Phenomeman was a LI because of the achievement names.

>>724576116
Making her into a brunette or dark haired is fine but making her smaller and weaker is just a turn off. Wtf were they thinking?

>>724575645
>I dont think this is what the devs intended so I will ask, can they even save BB as a popular player choice?
Honestly it's not a matter of BB being bad. Conceptually she's solid, a superhero with a real person behind the superpowered glamour who wants genuine love and real affection so she clings to someone who is in many ways the same as her.
It's just she shares a game with a horny brown "i can fix her" tomboy. People are fucking STARVED for tomboy romances, and she has amazing banter with Roberto on top of it.

>>724574090 (OP)
>that dress
where's the blonde chick's biceps she had in that official swimsuit art, a nicely muscular actually pretty chick in a western game was the only reason I was keeping tabs on this, don't tell me they changed her design after episode 1

>>724582452
yeah usually troons attach to shit that's already pretty gay, my bad for assuming what's usually the case lol

>>724581653
Yeah faggot like >>724582316 said, don’t be a faggot, sorry your tranny capeshit slop will be forgotten next week

>>724582509
this and people have had the laura bailey propaganda in their brain since serana. BB is a good girl but it's a tough race

>>724574090 (OP)
>Straiggots shit
Yawn
Call me when I can fuck Waterboy's WAP or Phenomaman's tight alien daddy bussy

>>724574090 (OP)
How did Invisigal win so hard?

>>724582497
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>724582509
I wouldn't know, I have tomboy fatigue

>>724582509
BB also seems a bit shady, and was kind of emotionless in dumping P man in the way she did, the way she went for MC before she even got out of her previous relationship doesn't inspire confidence either

when you compare them side to side, one is not worse than the other, but the way we were introduced to BB was her being near perfect, and then getting worse
while with Invisigal, she was introduced as a villain, but then got better (with MC literally fixing her)

in the former case, it feels like getting tricked, while the latter case triggers the "I can fix her"

>>724575645
>I dont think this is what the devs intended
We know Dispatch was originally pitched as a show, so chances are BB being the first episode red herring and Invisigal being the dramatic romance (what with the bomb and all) *is* the intended progression and BB being an actual choice all the way through was added when the project was turned into a game.

>>724582747
By showing the audience the dream sex. Btw I think that dream was specifically suggested to her by a third party for something malicious down the road.

>>724582747
Lower barrier to entry.
>trad blazer who won't entertain a relationship or handholding with you until she formally breaks up with her current boyfriend that she also does not have sex with
vs
>hapa tattoo turboslut with a septum-ring and ADHD that dreams about shlicking herself to your cock

>>724574090 (OP)
>Game puts the correct answer and the wrong woke one in front of you
>Blonde Republican tradwife
>Far Left they/them slut
>everyone goons over the they/them
You all failed the open book test

can we at least fuck any guys in this

>>724582987
only one of those didn't cheat on her current relationship with MC, and it wasn't the slut

>>724583048
Fuck off, faggot

>>724583048
Superman expy can kiss you and say you're shit at kissing. That's about it. Main character is straight.

>>724583064
That was hardly cheating, what she did.

>>724583064
Neither of them did. Robert kissed Blazer, she rebuffed him, and then she broke up with Phenomeman instead of cheating. Meanwhile Invisislut literally sits around telling Robert how she likes to 'masturbate at work, teehee' and 'dreams about fucking him.'

>>724583048
>can we at least fuck any guys in this
The MC and waterboy have a "gay' moment or two and Phenomaman kisses and hugs you while you're naked but that's it so far. Apparently there's gay shit in the code or something but I dunno how true that is.

If you want to see the MC fuck dudes or be fucked you gotta find all the fanart.

>>724582987
>corporate girl boss who dumped literal superman because she wanted better
>tradwife
my sides

>>724583048
I almost bad for faggots here because of how hard this game baited them. They've been catered to for so long by the gaming industry, and this game definitely LOOKED like it was going to go LGBT. Instead, all the women are hot, all the men are attractive, everyone is straight, and everyone spends every episode talking about heterosexual sex. No pronouns, no faggots, nothing.

>>724583163
>>724583116
damn. guess i’ll settle for the brown chick

>>724583205
Did she mention the kiss to Phenomeman? No? Then it's cheating.

>>724583404
He's too pure, that would've been too cruel to him.

>>724583327
In what way is she a girlboss? She's a middle management superhero who was in a nonsexual relationship that she explicitly and canonically ended because the guy is an autismal sperg that doesn't have a private life outside being a superhero.

>>724583476
Not for her to decide. Our Relationship, Our Choice.

Cuck Game

>>724583404
>plan to break up with your boyfriend the next time you see him
>the night before you break up with him, some guys misreads the signals and kisses you
>you don't kiss him back and apologize if you accidentally led him on
>break up with boyfriend the next time you see him like planned
>boyfriend becomes suicidally depressed
>don't mention kiss which meant nothing to make him feel even worse or misunderstand the reason for the breakup
>permavirgin playing game can't into nuance or context

>>724583476
Phenomaman isn't pure he's just an alien who isn't completely familiar with earthly customs like Starfire.
Didn't he say he wanted to destroy the sun and sink the world into total darkness just because he was sad? Making other people suffer for your own problems is the total opposite of pure, it's downright evil.

>>724583338
The Devil Girl and Sonar were shown to be lusting over a female hooker while hanging out (Issue #2 of the Deluxe Edition). Sonar is the one who fucks her though, and that's about it.

>>724582421
all prerendered sadly
someone would need to make fan models

>>724583634
Depressive people often make angry comments about how they wanna smash everything apart. Given his record, I am sure he was being grouchy instead of serious.

>>724583608
the brown tomboy path isn't cuckshit though right?

>>724583608
>Ask girl in a committed relationship out to dinner
>She says she's in a relationship
>You're apparently a cuck now
No wonder you faggots will forever be sad miserable virgins rotting away alone and angry

>>724583671
A literal succubus willing to also bang hot women isn't exactly LGBT. Waterboy having a live-in boyfriend, or Royd being a bara love interest, or Coupe demanding people refer to her as they/them? That would be LGBT.

>>724583632
Withholding the truth is still lying. If it didn't matter, you could tell the whole truth. But you're larping as a woman and you won't even admit the truth to yourself.

>>724583790
being the one doing the cucking is still cuckshit

>>724583404
How are you two even debating this, its this simple

You and your girl are in a relationship and going on dates like her and phenomeman
How would you feel if you find out your girl flirted heavy with some other dude, practically leaned forward to his kiss and, like blazer, didn't completely shut that down when it happened whilst still playing coy with this guy

If you're answer is "id be fine" then okay you're just a literal cuck or just bad faith arguing, or perhaps just have zero self-respect and assume others don't as well

Otherwise you understand their point now

>>724583795
That's not Waterboy?

>>724583608
blonde broke up with superman guy because hes an alien and he literally cant fuck her with his alien dick (or lack thereof)
she literally wants MC to put his human dick inside her

>>724583871
>you're just a literal cuck
It's 2025. Please tell me, what exactly is wrong with being a cuck?

>>724583871
How would you feel if your boyfriend was an alien?

>>724583871
Stop trying to reason with virgins who have never been in a relationship and never will be
It's like arguing with coom brained retarded wall

>>724583871
Meant for
>>724583205

>>724583795
>heart
nah, clementine already has that
she can get my dick, tho

>>724583871
And the cherry on top of all this? Invisigal would have been upfront about the whole thing. Blonde Blazer can't beat a tomboy gremlin.

>>724583997
I'd be disappointed he's not a horse

How do you respond without sounding autistic?

This is a game that is made for straight white men. How do you feel about that?

>>724584082
Her first

>>724584082
>My secret ability is dream inception

>>724584082
how big was my dick?

blonde blazer

>>724584082
Probably the way Robert handled it. "Was I any good?"

>>724584101
i wish the rest of the Z-team were also fully-fledged romance options
i need more content and i want my superhero harem.

>>724583837
Nah, you're just a retard.
>hey, I'm breaking up with you because you're a retard autismo who can't understand what it means to be a regular person or have a real relationship
>also, even though it in no way factored into my relationship, some guy hit on me and kissed me before he knew I was in a relationship, but I'm telling you now so you think it's the reason we broke up and refuse to accept it, or become insecure about yourself and overanalyze it possibly resulting in you murdering him or destroying the entire planet
>because I'm Blazer as envisioned by this faggot imbecile on /v/

>>724584082
>m-me too

>>724584082
Y-you too

this is not a game

>>724584101
There's going to literally be a gay pegging scene in the future according to leaks
very straight

>>724584295
neither is Detroit: Become Human, then

>>724584207
kek

>>724574090 (OP)
By the Nine! This IS the Amulet of Kings!
Who are you? Who are you? How did you get this?

>>724584082
"Let me guess, you woke up before I put it in ?"

>>724584082
>Yeah, I dream about fucking me, too.

>>724584312
>There's going to literally be a shit i made up just now in the future according to leaks

>>724583795
She won my heart long before this scene. This scene is when the developers won my heart.
Finally, some chudcore.

>>724584385
If he found a way to fuck humans with his alien dick then he'd forget about that whore in a fucking heartbeat

>>724574090 (OP)
>If there isn't bare tits, bare ass, and uncensored penetration I'm going to be fucking pissed
2/3

>>724584082
>Oh yeah? Well, how do you feel about it?

This your waifu?

>people have blown through the first episodes faster than expected
The fuck do you mean "faster than expected", the cutscenes and dispatch missions all flow linearly, there's no way to waste time with side exploration of the office or anything. How the hell do you expect "players to go through the chapters more slowly"?

>>724577161
I have been in this situation and I just said "I'm tryin to piss homie"

>Where are your friends, Phenomeman? Human beings have friends, so where the hell are yours?
>Oh right, you’re not human…

>Visual novel
:-|
>Visual novel (brown and trans)
:-O

>>724575645
>I have seen that people are leaving the BB team for Inivisgal
BB feels fake as fuck, I genuinely believe that she will be the villain later on

>>724583496
>middle management superhero
>because the guy is an autismal sperg that doesn't have a private life outside being a superhero.
Those two right there. Middle management women are trash and can never be fixed. She dumped superman because she found better, used him because of his fame. Once he was too much trouble she got rid of him, some thing will happen to the MC. She even did it in public so he wouldn't make a scene.

Do girls in love finger themselves that hard irl? She was getting after it

>>724584519
They expected you to autistically replay every scene, picking every dialogue option, even the ones that change nothing.

>>724584508
Without a doubt

>>724584606
More like
>visual novel (romance)
At least it isn't fulled of lgbt bullshit

>>724577426
Wow more hollywood sexuality! Sounds so heckin' based Mr. Shill!

>>724584606
where'd the "trans" part come from?

>>724584431
>>724584508
Oh you're in for a surprise. I can't wait for this board to go into a full mentdown and cope hard going through mental gymnastics when they see the straight MC completely demasculated

She yapped for 20 minutes straight explaining a rom-com story over the phone and didnt even check if Robert was listening

What an absolute qt autist

>>724584082
>Haha, yeah

>>724584082
>You're conversation is inappropriate and undermines the professionalism of this environment. You are making this an unsafe workplace, and I'm going to have to report this incident to HR.

>>724584508
just don't get pegged lol what, are you too scared to tell a woman no?

>>724584508
You know what? I call bullshit on this claim. Visigirl likes sucking on men’s thumbs, I don’t think she has it in her to do pegging

>>724584729
Invisigirl

>>724574090 (OP)
is this just a western hentai vn, and just hurr durr sex or is there more?

why do all these women want to fuck the loser dude you play as when they are surrounded by gigachad superheroes at their job?

>>724584769
ADHD actually

>>724584840
Must be, because I don't see shit.

>>724584508
I love when they foreshadow an insane mind breaking scene

>>724574090 (OP)
and how did she obtain the Orb of Brilliance which there are only 3 in existence?

>>724584728
>Wow more hollywood sexuality!
to be fair, this thing was meant to be a live-action 8-episode Netflix Original before COVID hit

and, seriously, if this isn't enough for you, then what is? retailers treat "adult-only"-rated games

im surprised the ESRB only gave this game a "Mature". it's on the PlayStation store, and you can still turn off the nudity censors there.

>>724584885
>all these
Only two and so far they never progressed beyond one date.

>Every girl on tiktok wants to absolutely drain Robert
How does he do it?

>>724576128
Just because most gamers don't pay attention to them doesn't mean they no longer exist. The game in the OP has its own ESRB rating, and the rating is also visible on the Steam page. Ratings just aren't as impactful today because the adult gamer demographic is so large that M games and the few games not rated by ESRB because they would probably land an AO sell just fine. Not to mention more underage kids are capable of buying digitally and lying about their age than used to be the case.

https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39373/the-expanse-a-telltale-series/

>>724584885
The two girls that want to fuck him know he's an actual hero and one of the most beloved at that? What are you, fucking retarded?

>>724584981
yeah but they're both really hot and actively want to jump his bones.

Whats all the hubub about? Suddenly this is being talked about everywhere, but it's just a western VN about super heroes but also sex?

>>724584885
Robert is the Iron Man/Spiderman of this world

>>724579817
is "give him a chair" the "glass him" of this game?

>>724585006
>Every girl on tiktok
Anon... those aren't girls.....

>Hollywood/Netflix style sex scenes
Peak safe horny

>>724584885
Good question, part of the reason I don't trust BB.
>Yeah, I was the best local superhero
>Let me downgrade to bat-twink
Meanwhile, the girl with a septum piercing has daddy issues and wants to fuck her manager. Makes sense.

>>724584967
>meant to be live-action 8-episode Netflix Original
Thank you for the tip to stay far away

>>724585006
>handsome
>hard working and dependable
>stands up for himself (confidence)
>surprisingly intelligent and emotionally mature
>the voice
>I can fix him
>animal lover

>>724584967
>this thing was meant to be a live-action 8-episode Netflix Original before COVID hit
.....damn this shit is gonna get really bad before the end, isn't it?

>>724585047
>Whats all the hubub about? Suddenly this is being talked about everywhere
It's a "game" you can watch completely free on YouTube so literally everyone can experience and talk about the game

>>724584917
underrated post

>>724575645
They made BB not tall, not muscular, and not blonde, so they effectively shot that character in the head as an option

>>724584885
He's a real hero, not a corporate stooge

>>724585069
I check their profiles to make sure

>>724584885
How's it feel to be autistic?

>>724585075
>Peak safe horny
just go watch hardcore porn at that point. im sure if the devs could show uncensored 4K footage of Invisigal fingering herself with Laura Bailey moaning into the microphone for a flat 60 seconds, they would. but they have to, y'know, actually sell the game.

>>724585176
>chair clattering

>>724580498
Those are rupees anon.
It's worth the same as tiolet paper.
Which in turn is worthless to Pajeet

>/vcel/s constantly fawn over pure virgin white tradewives who are feminine and bashful
>/v/ is head over heels for a foul mouthed mystery meat cunt with a confirmed body count

Explain yourselves, now.

>>724585441
/v/ is more than one person

>>724585381
What's her damn problem? Someone's gonna call her based for this deranged behavior

>>724585176
how is BB ever going to beat this?

>>724585176
>Ywn make a girl this happy
Its a abstract feeling.

>>724579275
IF you're both taking a piss it's fine because you're going to wash your hands in a second anyway. Also he explicitly points out he didn't touch his dick, and if you watch back, yeah, he lets weight and shake do all the work

>>724585381
>she has jilled off in front of Roberto
Beef could smell it

>>724585176
Can't wait for the drama once Roberto Robertson finds out she planted the bomb

>>724585179
Not going to lie but his voice really doesn't fit his character model. I expected him to sound way younger and more californian.

>>724585194
elaborate
>>724585236
samefag

>>724585441
This isn't a surprise, it was proven time and time again that conservative men overwhelmingly prefer liberal women.

>>724585472
There isn't even a single BBfag in these threads. Something is definitely up.

>>724584885
Let's see.

>Phenomeman
Autistic alien, who doesn't have a penis.
>Punch Up
Midget.
>Flambae
Insecure and retarded.
>Charlie
I mean, just look at him.
>Waterboy
Next!
>Golem
Loudly pro-Israel in 2025.
>Robert
Buff, scarred, shotcaller, beats the shit out of a journo for 6 minutes, and everybody cheers for him. Chad.

>>724585381
The benefits of invisibility or working from home

>>724584885
imagine if at the end of MHA, Deku was handsome, had a spine, and had a good wit behind him

>>724585556
>elaborate
Anon, if you don't see the phrase, "8-episode Netflix Original" and recoil in disgust after the past 10 years, I'm not exactly sure what to tell you.

Life keeps forcing cruel choices

>>724583608
I tried to accept Pheno's invite to dinner because he seemed like he'd be fun and her lipping "what the fuck are you doing?" behind his shoulder was great.

>>724585635
*and also didn't look like a fucking dork

>>724585595
People don't want her anymore, now that she's not tall, blonde or toned. If she actually preferred her Power Girl form, it'd be a different story, but she prefers to be Plain Jane.
So yes, of course Invisigal has more fans here.

>>724585717
>cut the flunkie drug addict
>or cut the world class assassin who knows who you are and where you live
hmmm yeah tough choice

>>724585791
But he graduated from Harvard, doebeit

>>724585739
I've done the same. I've thought she thinks Robert is doing it just to make things awkward for her as revenge, but knowing that she intended it to be a break-up, it's suddenly recontextualized.

>>724575645
Being comfortable with her hero self and breaking robert's chair with their first time

>>724585791
>Cutting Patrick Batman from the team
>For a psycho that started the sabotaging bullshit
I really liked Coupe at first, but episode 3 absolutely ruined her for me.

>>724585629
>Autistic alien, who doesn't have a penis.
He has alien genitals, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a penis or a penis like appendage

>>724585381
I prefer saying you bust after each bust, and you were good at your job. Gets way more tit for tat

>>724585791
>Letting yourself be intimidated
Coupe doesn’t even want to be there, she just likes getting paid

>>724585917
...The bat sabotaged during that day too, for me he locked flambe in a sensory deprivation chamber

>not a real blonde
>not actually muscular
ITS OVER

>>724582323
does it matter though? i dont think it makes a single difference how well you do in those

>>724585995
If it was anything that can be made work in a man-woman relationship, they'd make it work. The point is, whatever he has, it's not gonna work.

Promising my homie booba, only to deceive him? That I do not forgive.

>>724575645
bb is a bimbo whore, at least invisigal is honest with it

>>724586145
So, does he have only a bat head, and the rest of him is completely human?

>>724586121
Maybe he has something that resembles a human vagina? Ever thought of that?

>>724586064
Coupe started a domino effect by messing with Sonar first. From that point it was a free for all

>>724586090
Ideally it would start to matter in the later episodes and every failure would result in a character dying against high tier threats.

>>724586202
yeah. pretty hype, right?

>>724585995
Unless his dick or dick-like genitals is massively thick, he should have the "right" genitals to bang Blazer. More than likely he's just like a Ken doll or has a hole or otherwise vagina-like genitals.

>>724586049
>Go to work, go home.

>>724585717
I didn't wanna deal with his changing form and I had trained flight with Coupé + turned her into my go-to Mob + Pow dispatcher thanks to her power up depending on skill slot. After Sonar left I pumped her Int too so there was no debate.

>>724586081
Her hero form is as real as her human form.

>>724577080
>KCD2
game made by jew using modern-time jewish jargon in a medieval setting and forcing the player to rescue a nigger from getting what he deserves. the cuckoldry part is just the cherry on top.

>>724586202
In this form, the rest of the body is human. But he occasionally turns into a giant bat.

>I'm not a person, I only resemble one.
Poor Tequila Sunset, his opinion of himself...
>Yeah, Phenomeman isn't a person.
What the fuck, Blazer, you racist whore

>>724585717
>black woman or moistCritikal
yeah it's tough

>>724586202
He also has rabies

>>724585791
Flunkie who manages to be moderately successful despite cocaine, coombrain, and randomly turning into a giant monster vs assassin who can't stop fucking up and hurting/assassinating people despite having a perfect powerset. She managed to be bottom rank with a junkie monster coomer despite having better powers and less handicaps. She's a deliberate fuckup.

>>724586393
I would legitimately struggle to decide whom to fire, her or Flambae. They are both annoying as shit.

>>724577161
a normal, healthy man. it's mostly trannies who have an extreme obsession with toilets for some reason.

>>724584885
Because he's literally one of the best superheroes in the setting, and both handsome and mature to boot. He's not some random loser, he's literally one of the most popular superheroes.

>>724574090 (OP)
>finger biting
I will now rate your game 5/5

I'm a cuckfish. A KEKFISH I SAY.

i like prisma because she has a conventionally passionate "strong black female" attitude and because she has a very large butt

>>724586436
They both have really useful skills, hers falls off once you get Golem's ability to fill every slot, but until then, putting her in the middle with someone else on the first slot is massive. Flambae on the other hand, gets better anytime he succeeds until he fails, making him less likely to fail the more wins he gets. They're carried by the skills, not their stats

>>724585693
Netflix rejected it so I have hope

>>724584519
I have 8 hours played because i kept resetting for perfect dispatches

>>724586081
Consider the following
>Invisigirl is outwardly crass and aggressively flirty while fantasising about being dominated
>Blazer is outwardly demure around Robert and he always has to make the first move
Combine that with her clearly being insecure about her powered form and you've got a recipe for a blonde musclegirl scene as Robert convinces her he loves both sides and she should too

>>724586393
Who's the baddest ebony queen, Prism or Coupé?

>>724584519
they expected you to play for 10 minutes and then turn the game off and not play for a few days instead of playing through the whole one hour in one sitting

>>724577829
Invisisimps BTFO

>>724575870
>the average neo nu zoomer has been bombarded by jiggling ass and free tits with gachas and "adult" games 24/7
>/v/: *has a meltdown over tits being shown again*
definition of insanity etc etc

>>724586543
I'm not talking about the gameplay.

>>724574253
The what now?

>>724586773
Coupe, but they're both a bit too light-skinned for my taste.

>>724575870
>>724576128

Was it rape?

>>724585064
Glass him obviously means what happens. Are you ESL?

Just thought it was funny that the store page was set to ignored on my settings because people had set the LGBTQ+ tag on it, but the devs recently removed it entirely. I can't tell if it was an elaborate troll to keep people from buying the game, or an elaborate troll to claim the game as their own (and not buy it).

>>724586773
Long haired coupe

gonna be hilarious if this kicks out shillsong and shill obscur in december just so doritos man can have e-celebs on stage

>>724581010
Its because so many people just pirated it.

>>724587004
No, but it should've been

>>724577829
>drunkie who gets wasted the first time you meet her, on what's supposed to be a business meeting, and then totally unprofessionally kisses you
>flawed but beautiful girl who's a victim of her circumstances, wants you to fix her and wants to go on the straight and narrow, coy but fantasizes about you
i can do that too

>>724582915
This

>>724585441
/v/ also has weekly tomboy circlejerks and is mostly brown. Not that surprising.

when is her turn?

>>724577161
Rules of the men’s bathroom are sacred, and honestly Royd had already violated rules 1 and 2 before he had even offered the fist bump.

>>724587004
it's not rape if a tomboy does it

>>724586639
>Too slop for the slop service
>Having hope

>>724585441
It's all the brown incels simping for invisislut. I'm a White racist and BB all the way even if she got turned into a plain jane

>>724585717
brainlet take: i must choose depending on their skillsets and stats
patrician take: piss off the irish manlet

>>724574253
There isn't any gameplay. It's less interactive than Telltale games were.

>thought I was over it
>Invisigal's romance + songs make me chair clatter all over again
Goddamnit, I hate being alive

Is it true that Dispatch is straight propaganda. Surely there will be more gay stuff, yes?
Personally I think it was offensive that the writers made fun of political correctness when Waterboy was talking about snowpersons

>>724574090 (OP)
is the nsfw of the characters any good?

>>724587285
To fire? Hopefully next episode

Haven’t played this yet but slight nip showing is hotter than full nudity

>>724585717
i cut sonar cause i gave the fly ability to the bitch even though sonar was carrying my shit

I invested golem hard into Vigor but now I see that the play was to spread him out and send him on 3 and 4 missions

>>724587372
>not pissing off the dyke demon instead

>>724587397
Have some standards, nigga. I mean, Good Lord.

Robert is literally how Deku should've been handled in BNHA if the author had any balls.

>>724587481
i spread everyone except sonar

>>724574090 (OP)
>LOOK! IT'S INVINCIBLE!
>It looks like Invincible, but due to copyright laws it's not!

>>724586393
Mechanically she’s a useful team member, but holy fuck in terms of personality she is the absolute worst in the team. Flambae’s a dick too, but at least he has some funny lines.
They fired the wrong black woman.

>>724587147
No way, too niche, and barely even a game.

>>724587542
I don't know, I went the specialization route because game started throwing 6+ skill checks my way, but at the same time I find myself skill starved at some points.
Probably need to build a secondary int and cha character.

This is Carley and Doug all over again

>>724587285
Hopefully never, her voice """actress""" is dogshit.

>>724585717
I let the timer run out, thinking that there would be a third option to not cut anyone.

Then it selected Sonar.

>>724586340
>tfw dispatch wasn't made by the KCD2 devs so we aren't getting a scene where Robert and Phenomaman from
damn..

Both Phenom and Waterboy deserve love

I'm ready for when people realize the joke character is actually overpowered as shit.
https://youtu.be/_zioARTAW7g

>>724585595
all me

>>724585441
>>724574090 (OP)
BB is the men's choice, the nose ring BPD demon grift only works on boys

>>724587737
I've let the timer run out for the bar scene, thinking it's like the Wolf Among Us, where you get the chance to not attack Gren.
Sadly, Robert is not the strong, [stay silent] type

>>724583632
She was totally leading Bob Bob on, you dont just take a guy to a bar and then to a after on a romantic spot, she knew what she was doing

>>724587737
I did the exact same thing. I'd just sent Sonar off to flight school too so I wasn't very happy.

Do you walk around in this game? Like in the superheroes headquarters or whatever? Or the entire gameplay is on the computer screen?

>>724587648
Counter: if you fire her you don't get any more Robert calling her a Nicki Minaj reject.

Does it have a chance?

>>724587534
i'll never get over the fans assuming deku losing his powers wouldn't even be a problem for him and he'd just move over to being a batman-style hero, only for it to skip 8 fucking years and he just decided to be a good little quirkless boy and go back to being a regular civilian teaching the special kids instead
legitimately think him becoming a fast food wagie like in the memes would've been less embarrassing, at least then he wouldn't be blatantly living vicariously through the kids he's teaching because the idea of being a quirkless hero scared him so much

>>724587704
Not at all, so far Sonar/Coupé and Phenomaman/Waterboy are pretty divided choices. Fucking nobody went with Doug kek

>>724587953
Maybe not this specific Bigby, but he's public domain now. Literally anyone can make a Wolf Among Us game.

>>724583795
This scene was so fucking tailor made to my tastes it actually alarmed me, I had no interest in the game now I’m seriously considering it.

>>724585717
the hot one or the carisma one humm

>>724587953
If they keep Adhoc's writing, maybe. Far as I know they wrote the game and nu!Telltale were meant to build the actual game around it.

>playing synthwave music during the movie date with invisigal
Devs are cheating

>>724588000
Thoughbeit

What power would you want and what horrific consequences would it have on you?

>>724588108
How is that cheating?

>>724584082
>You know what they say, follow your dreams!

>>724588083
Yeah something about the writing here just feels really good even if it’s superhero marvel quips.
Like I would not expect a character to call another character a “black Albert Einstein” in modern western writing anymore.

>>724588016
>Fucking nobody went with Doug kek
which i always thought was hilarious since they made lilly the final villain of the series, but it doesn't even work with doug since shooting ben would've been perfectly reasonable and doug only got shot on accident

>>724587704
>>724587818
This would be GotY if you could romance either or both of them

>>724588158
Power: Babe magnet
Consequence: dick too big

>>724585441
This is the third thread in a row where someone just brings up how much they hate pancakes instead of just talking about waffles like a normal person would.

>>724588158
I'd be happy with Dishonored's Blink
>disadvantages
Dunno. I can knock myself out if I abuse it, even if that's in the middle of a fight or in the air?

>>724576470
are you american scared of sex or something? take your pure circumcised self somewhere else

>>724574253
its literally a vn-lite

>>724584508
your first encounter with a western style tsundere huh

>>724588316
>>724588352
>men want to be Robert
>women want to be Invisigal
In the end, everyone but BB-fags won

Who’s the female equivalent of Ryan Gosling?

>>724576047
>>724575285
zamn she a qt
im gonna send her elicit emails detailing how i'd like to penetrate her like that

>>724588108
>Devs are cheating
Meanwhile, the dinner date with Blonde Blazer includes kissing and handholding.

>>724588119
only getting back into heroing because he got given a mech suit that he didn't even ask for and his friends had to take the initiative for him doesn't exactly fix the problem, now he just looks like he's doing it out of obligation

>>724588440
There's no such thing, just like there's no female Joker.

I'm waiting for all the episodes before start playing, do these two get any screen time? All I see is the blonde bitch and invisigal

based off this thread it seems this is a game inspired by Invincible/more mature comics but with a lighter tone?

>>724577161
*roid

>>724584885
because hes the MC hes literally (You)

>>724588000
The Deku thing was peak comedy. Saves the world and then becomes a wagecuck (not even a well paid one) while all his friends fucked off for eight years. On top of that his love interest ghosts him too and was probably getting her fat ass pounded by various other guys. The cherry on top is the bonus chapter where he meets her again all blushing and smiling and then gives her a fucking handshake.

>>724588497
Yes, but not a lot, they're secondary characters. Presumably Coop will get more plot relevance one way or another, now that she is potentially fired.

>>724588498
It's a workplace comedy with straight romance

>>724576669
What's the point of bringing this up if she's not a virgin anyway

>>724588498
Think Invincible, but without the gore fest every other scene

>>724588615
Did you check?

>>724588497
one of them yes, according to the spoilers

>>724588569
Spoiler from the leaks: whoever you fire comes back in like Episode 7 or 8 and fights against you, then after you defeat them you choose to either put 'em in jail or give 'em a second chance and probably return to the program or something

>>724588498
probably, but chances are they're pacing out the worst shit for later

>>724588498
It's Invincible at its absolute lightest and least serious. There's no gore, and there's very little drama.

>>724588672
And here’s proof

>>724588747
I can't help but notice that Flambae and Nicki Miraj are still alive.

>>724588747
seems legit, thanks anon

Invisigal lusting after Robert makes sense with the build up and pay off but why was BB lusting after the guy five minutes after meeting him?

>>724588820
At the most charitable, she's sexually frustrated due to Phenomeman being unable to dick her. Least charitably, she's a whore.

>>724588813
play a game where the main character is gay (or is forced to have gay options by your publisher in the sequel), niggatron

>>724587428
I don't know, nor do I care, but hey nice post trying to derail the main OP, you're doing a great job nigger, here your (You) faggot, kill yourself

>>724588820
>Hero she admires at his lowest
>'I can save him'

>>724588820
she is a normie woman in a long term relationship with a literally dickless autist
she has reached some sort of breaking point, and by chance, Robert was there, both non autistic, and with a working cock
that's literally it

>>724577161
I didn't because he's obviously the secret main villain

>>724588813
homoseethe always makes me laugh

>>724588554
yeah putting him back with the heroine in the bonus chapter really did feel like some patchwork shit, 8 years is a long fucking time for me to just assume she stayed nice and pure waiting for deku to get a clue

Arcane fans are very unhappy about Invisigal. She’s supposed to be a lesbian icon like Vi

Did you know that Flambae controls the fire and the flame, and his skin does not burn?

>>724588983
No, he only mentioned that five times or so. Slipped my mind.

>>724588820
She clearly knew about and admired him before they met.

>>724588921
>Robert
>Not autistic

>>724586773
coupe is medbvll

>>724588901
On that note, it is refreshing how straight and normal this story is. It’s insane how rare it is for something like this.

>>724589060
Yes, it's the reason we are all here.

>>724588959
>Arcane fans are very unhappy
Okay.

Can you play this game without romancing one of the two women?

>>724589089
I only came because I thought we would play Magic The Gathering.
I am hoping we still may.

>>724588983
>throw alcohol at him
>he burns
?

>>724589139
I think there's an achievement for it. You have to go on a date in episode 4, so the achievement is probably for not going further.

>>724588959
>avoid conforming to stereotypes
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
i don't understand these "people"

>>724588983
How does he still have hair if his eyebrows can get burned off?

>>724579063
>More women should be like her.

they are when in the precense of Chad

>>724589060
you just know their next game will be the fucking opposite

>>724589159
>He shaves
I really hope it's one of those edited trailer scenes that are changed to avoid spoilers, and he keeps his Harry DuBois look.

Given some of the bait and switch achievements so far, is acing the performance review an innuendo as well?

>>724589139
Kind of, you're forced to go on a date with one of them at the end of Episode 4. However, you can stay friends with either of them at the end of Episode 8.

>>724588813
Oh no, I better don't piss @vancethot on X off

>>724589174
ty anon. I might pick this up then

Did they know what they were doing with Invisigal?
When these Californian types add delicious brown tomboy women to their games, do they see it as a "yaas queen slay you go girl boss" or are they aware of the [*chair clattering*] they are about to cause?

>>724589054
That's just how men live.

>>724587648
>but holy fuck in terms of personality she is the absolute worst in the team.
She's perfectly fine

>>724588820
>savior complex
>need for normalcy
>good chemistry
>sexually frustrated

>>724589054
>pic
that's just how it is sometimes

I'm not gay, so I'm going to choose the white woman's romance option

>>724588820
Her whole shtick was wanting to be a normal girl and not put up appearances. Be more Mandy, less Blazer. Robert is literally just "a dude", someone that's a hero because he's a good person but at the end of the day knows how to get out of the mech suit and have a beer or a cheap dinner.

>>724588000
>saves the fucking world
>forced to be a wage cuck for scraps
>doesn't even get out of it until his fucking friend buys him a powersuit, if he hadn't done that deku would have just wagecucked for life

>>724588983
D: ALCOHOL

>>724588813
>There's no gay option.
Wasn't Walking Dead like the only game Telltale did that ever had an actual gay romance option for the MC?
Weren't the latter seasons of WD also shat on for being far worse than the first season?

>>724588820
Bro she tells you when she flies off in the first episode

>>724583795
thumb in mouth isnt attractive, its repulsive. why does EVERY goddamn sex scene have to have a sprinkling of some fetish shit? what the fuck happened to regular non-perverted romance? im so fucking tired of eveything man, theres always SOMETHING that ruins ANYTHING. every fucking time. fuck everything

>>724588158
>Flight
>What appears to be standard flight is actually me using bizarre energy emissions to float. Those emissions are dangerously radioactive and I can give anyone who stands close to me for long cancer.

>>724588813
gay people find out for the first time in a decade that they're not the center of the universe

>>724589231
Yea he looks really good with it, just the stache is boring

>>724589343
I think they genuinely enjoy fucking with people.
Making BB the postergirl and having the first release end with a cliffhanger revealing her relationship, only to break it off first thing next episode, then for her to not actually blonde feels like a rollercoaster of rusemanship.

>>724589509
>thumb in mouth
>fetish shit
huh?

>>724589509
this has to be the weirdest tiny thing to get so upset over dude, we're in an age where feet gets crammed into fucking everything just for the 0.1% who actually like that shit, and you get this mad over a fucking thumb?

>>724588158
>Piss is lethal and can pierce through concrete
>Prostate is lethally large

if I ran a superhero team my first rule would be no workplace romances

>>724589353
She's the most obnoxious sheboon going.

>>724589686
What the fuck, man

>>724589618
Don't mind him, he doesn't wash his hands so all he can imagine is feces when he sees that scene.

>>724588497
They’re part of the team. But not love interests. Well, unless you’re three feet tall and Irish.

>>724589353
t. Shaniqa
Nobody ever tells you how obnoxious you are to interact with, but everyone is thinking it.

>

>>724589750
finally a game manly tears can enjoy

>>724589343
>[*chair clattering*]

>>724579063
>I want a manic pixie dream girl
Christ, what are you? 14?

>>724589683
>where feet gets crammed into fucking everything
List them then. It hasn't had any increase in representation normgroid faggot.

Is Robert their "boss" or is he considered to be at the same tier as the rest of the team?

>>724589809
>not curling her toes in ecstasy
They had a perfect opportunity

>>724589720
sorry

>>724589836
He is one step above them but about as equally replaceable.

>>724588158
The ability to lift anything
But everything over your natural lifing capacity feels like the heaviest thing you've ever lifted

>>724589809
I don't have a foot fetish but I would.

>>724589732
fuck off nigger. its thinly veiled BDSM fetish shit. no normal couple in love is going to want or put their partners thumb in their mouth unless they have a desire to overpower them. thats the entire point of the gesture. its fetish shit and im fucking sick of this shit being in fucking every sex scene on the planet. FETISH ISNT NORMAL FETISH ISNT NORMAL FETISH ISNT NORMAL FETISH ISNT NORMALY

I don't know how the fuck this story is getting so much praise. The ending of chapter 3 is forced to an extreme, even if you have sonar and coupee as the most effective members of the team, the game will force bullshit taking them to the bottom of the scoreboard with no actual scenes detailing how they fucked up to get that low, unlike the precious tomboy bitch.

>>724589935
I know you're a cuck, anon. It's natural for girls to want to be dominated as it is natural for men to dominate.

>>724588158
giving myself luck
not being able to control if it's good or bad luck

>>724589834
well if you look about 4 posts above yours you'll see one example right there
kinda amazing you're pretending it isn't the case actually, i would've thought the type of dude to freak out over a fucking thumbsucking would be a little more aware of these things

>>724586061
Wrong. In the meeting she says "Fuck, I really need this job" when Robert reminds them one of them is getting cut. Sonar, on the other hand, does not seem to care about being there for anything other than boobs and drugs.

>>724588813
2025 and AA games don't blow their budget on choices catered to 1% of the population. The year isn't going to make 1% not be 1%.

I'd like Vinny to play this game if only for the bad Breaking Bad bits he'd do constantly

>>724589991
Coupe won’t stop killing people, and Sonar is a cokehead

>>724589836
Yes, he’s their direct supervisor and Blazer is Robert’s immediate boss. In other words, getting with either girl is an HR violation.

I played the demo and it was cringe redditslop dialogue padded by a boring casual mobile minigame
I will not be purchasing this game.

>>724589845
There's still time, when they do it for real.

>>724590036
>one second shot of a foot
Yea because women were never shown curling their feet in sex scenes before 2020. Moron. I'm not that retard seething about the thumb btw.

>>724590014
no its not, its porn induced perversion. uncorrupted sexual intercourse is a passionate exchange of pure love, and any desire to hurt or overpower your partner isnt love, its lust

>>724589935
the mouth is an erogenous zone, it's no different from stimulating your partners nipples, crotch etc. It's you attributing it some powerplay

>>724589991
>taking them to the bottom of the scoreboard
They were already there. The idea is that the Phoenix Program has been going on for months at the very least and their scores are not gonna change just because Robert manages to get through a handful of good shifts with them. For all we know they were in their 50s and your dispatches is what puts them in their 70s but still at the bottom.

>>724589509
>you and your damn human woman fetish
Even if this were a man sticking a finger in another moaning man's mouth in a sex scene, you sound like an even more annoying fag by comparison.

>>724589927
Wandering Buffalo says, you must use all parts of the woman, like our ancestors did

>>724590101
Not true. She actually does stop killing people. Because of this job. She said as much.

>>724574090 (OP)
Oh look, another """""choice""""" game

>>724578216
he will never be as chad as Makoto.

>>724589935
Haven't been with a woman, have you?

>>724590139
See you around anon

>>724590159
>putting your thumb in a woman's mouth is hurting her
at least make your bait believable

>>724590159
>keep the lust out of my sex scenes!!!
next you're going to rant about the boob fetish epidemic

>>724589927
You have a foot fetish

>>724588813
Arguably the Phenomaman and Waterboy routes exist solely for faux gay shipping. It let's them keep the MC straight, while still giving enough fuel for barafags and fujos to be interested in the game.

>>724589770
>>724589709
She's funny and great

>>724589836
Royd makes reference to it being a clear HR violation if you decide to lean into the shit Invisigirl's throwing your way and claim yeah, you jerk off in the suit all the time.
But as the other anon points out, Blazer is also Robert's boss so either girl is a HR violation.
The question is do you wanna be seen as giving special treatment to one person on the team, or do you wanna be seen sucking up to the boss you're fucking when you gotta make cuts

Nice

>>724590159
Pure love between a man and a woman naturally entails power dynamics because men (especially if they're older) are leaders of the house while women (especially if they're younger) are followers.

you fuckers convinced me to buy this and its actually amazing
not at all pozzed and actually funny in parts

>>724590376
invisigirl is older than robert

>>724587004
why does he have baby arms?

>>724590395
Have fun, anon.

>>724590116
What if I have no respect for HR and both girls including the one who is my boss also don't give a fuck? Does SDN even have HR? Punch Up's porn prank would've already triggered HR if they had it.

>>724590329
Flambae practically exists to bait and switch fujos too.
It's honestly funny how they clearly fucked with that crowd.

>>724590395
Unironically one of the straightest games in years.

>>724589834
literally in every single fucking chink gook jap/shitfag gacha game

>>724590425
God, she's such a fucking failure in life, I want to protect her smile.

>>724584082
laugh and say are you trying to turn that dream into reality?

>>724589809
is that the only shot of her feet in the game?

>bought it today and completed it already
fugg..
i kneel to those who bought on day one and had to wait a whole fucking week for these short ass episodes

>>724584508
Just a shit test. If she asks to peg you say no.

>>724590591
Blazer wears a dress with open toes shoes later.

The episodic shit actually worked huh? I'm guessing after episode 3 and 4 a lot of people are going to be interested in the game to know what happens next and maybe this game will reach 100k players by next week.

>>724590116
Given BB is a country level celebrity, she could probably tell corporate to eat a dick if anyone complained

>>724584082
>I hope I do better than dream me

>>724590570
I'm not a gachaslopper and let me guess it's just barefoot characters? Those aren't new retard. Either way seethe about it. Foot fetish is the most popular fetish and we should be pandered to more.

>>724590376
I jacked off to this game for over a decade

>>724590464
Yes. The all the captions in the episode selection screen are excerpts from the SDN employee handbook talking about HR issues related to that chapter.

>>724590740
oh i see it's because you got called a 0.1% huh
sad anon, real sad

>>724589560
>long cancer
damn, is that better or worse than short cancer?

>>724590652
This is nothing, with Telltale you could wait 3 to 4 months between episodes. Admittedly, the episodes themselves were longer and had more animations in them.

>>724590759
The fact none of the dev's more recent games have never been even half as good makes me sad.

>>724590464
>>724590798

>>724588813
Faggots deserve nothing. Robert is his own character, not a self insert. Diluting him by trying to appease every mentally ill degenerate out there ruins that.

did this game break normie sphere yet? is the west back?

>>724585717
Sonar sounds like a fag so him.

>>724590827
I'll enjoy my fan service whilst you can seethe on /v/ about it. Anyway give me the list

Is there a cheat to just unlock all the episodes

>>724590464
>Does SDN even have HR?
It allegedly does, but they're nowhere to be seen, and this game is nothing but a series of HR violations.

>>724590913
Every clip I see on my youtube recommended has minimum 100k+ views, I'd say yea

>>724590935
They're not on your disc, this is why your steam updates every time an episode releases.

>>724590935
We would have known by now

>>724590949
Which is more or less the point of a workplace comedy.

>>724590935
apparently all the 'video' files are already downloaded and you can open and view then in unreal if you were so inclined

Can I bang the demon girl? Or multiple women?

>>724590740
pretty sure you're just asking for recs
but pretty much the entire girls' frontline series is all about feet. Like it got hijack by the dev's fetishes
>barefoot
no man. like PNC every animated skin had characters, if you tap their feet, they will literally stuff their feet onto the camera and you'll see every single ripple of their feet, complete with genuine actual steam coming off the screen. Exilium, every single character has individual dorm interactions where they push their toes and feet, in socks, high heels, sandals, boots, pantyhose, stockings at the camera at every opportunity. Fuck you.

>>724590798
Then they're present but don't enforce anything until it becomes a Phenomaman crashing out and blocking traffic tier problem, and even that is only a reassignable offense.

>>724590913
it's only below battlefield and arc in top sellers on steam so I'd say so

>>724590865
he's making another playground one now
I loved the sleeping school rape one though? why didn't you like it? I guess not young enough?

>>724590701
If you are basically doing an interactive TV show, might as well release as an weekly thing.
Dumping every at once has been a disaster, I remember when they started going it and shows that just dumped the whole season would get almost 0 threads on /tv/.
While having players wait months between episodes just kills all momentum.

>>724591032
Maybe you shouldn't play it then. I love feet but I wouldn't subject myself to such slop. Kill yourself.

>>724591186
great, but I proved my point so get fucked niggerman. what shitty slop I subject myself to is my own business. I like the story. I like the lore. I don't care what you think, footfucker.

this game has multiple threads hitting bump limit at the same time, we're so fucking back westbros

>>724591278
Enjoy your sloppa loser and keep seething.

>>724591347
Is it really anything special? KCD2 also had multiple threads reaching bump limit, and the West wasn't really that back with KCD2.

>>724588158
Rapid Regeneration
If my head is destroyed, I suffer ego death, and the revived me is essentially a new person with my memories

>>724590701
The leaks actually helped in its popularity at least here

>>724591167
The only one I was aware of was the one that's just a bunch of independent scenes featuring a bunch of different lolis. I prefer one loli getting a ton of things done to her, personally. The feeling of grooming a loli into becoming a little pervert was the best. Honestly, it's been more than half a decade since I last checked their catalog of games so I probably should take back what I said.

>>724591446
>coin toss

>>724591420
half of those threads were culturewar shit, people actually just like this game

>>724588498
Invincible meets The Office.

>>724591446
Depending on how retarded you are there's literally no downsides case >>724591627

https://files.catbox.moe/gzoktb.mp4
good thread, Invisigal total victory

>>724590329
To be fair us fujos and gaychads are used to this
Yes I would love to see Robert and Waterboy canonically kiss and fuck but I'm okay if they don't. It being canon or not doesn't matter I will still be drawing them kissing regardless

>>724591728
>he can't into the meme
Figures

>>724591446
This is basically how it works in real life anytime you lose consciousness. If you do not feel the existential dread of going under General anesthesia, there are no consequences involved.

>>724591910
This better win best representation of women at the next /v/ga.

>>724591446
This theory only works if you completely disregard the existence of a soul. And if super-powers exist, I'm pretty sure the soul is real as well.