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Anonymous No.724591219 [Report] >>724592098 >>724592209 >>724592473 >>724592625 >>724594206 >>724596176 >>724596763
>mfw I'm a battledad who logs off Battlefield 6 to go smash my battlewife's battlepussy in my battlebed under my battlehouse, before heading to battle-11 in my battlecar to pick up some battlechips and a battlecola
Anonymous No.724592098 [Report] >>724596395
>>724591219 (OP)
you're a battlecuck in his battlecuckshed playing battlefield 6 while your battlewife is getting battlebuttfucked by BBBC
Anonymous No.724592209 [Report]
>>724591219 (OP)
>not taking the battlebus instead
ngmi
Anonymous No.724592350 [Report] >>724597518
Wow shills for this game are fucking desperate. Not even moistpussical with his poorly veiled attempt of not appearing paid off helped.
Anonymous No.724592473 [Report] >>724592717 >>724594153
>>724591219 (OP)
"Battledads" is a psyop term created by DICE/EA to try and stigmatize old Battlefield and weaponize Zoomoids who won't complain when they turn the series into CoD.

>t. schizo who has not played since BFV.
Anonymous No.724592625 [Report]
>>724591219 (OP)
ROFL
Anonymous No.724592717 [Report] >>724592827
>>724592473
yeah OR theres a lot of dogshit 40 year olds who game like an hour a week and complain about getting rocked by literal children and their takes should absolutely be shunned and ignored
Anonymous No.724592827 [Report]
>>724592717
Okay DICE Employee.
Anonymous No.724594153 [Report]
>>724592473
Idk it's my first time hearing it and it feels quite endearing
>t. Zoomzoom
Anonymous No.724594206 [Report]
>>724591219 (OP)
>battlewife's (male)
Anonymous No.724596176 [Report]
>>724591219 (OP)
Why is your battlebed under your battlehouse? Must be battleuncomfortable and battlecramped.
Anonymous No.724596395 [Report]
>>724592098
Anonymous No.724596483 [Report] >>724596762
battlebrap
Anonymous No.724596762 [Report]
>>724596483
Chat, is this real?
Anonymous No.724596763 [Report]
>>724591219 (OP)
I already hate this forced meme.
Just shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.724597518 [Report]
>>724592350
>moistpussical
A what?