Thread 724592462

All this game proves is mfers are lonely and horny af and will buy basically anything with attractive characters and romance

>>724592462 (OP)
Yes. Now make more games with sex appeal, if you want money.

How to get low visual novel sales
>your choices don't matter
>no romance options
How to get high visual novel sales
>your choices at least kinda matter
>romance options
The whole genre is built on which bitch would you fuck, A or B.

zoomies are very isolated apparently, only generation that has it worse are in nursing homes abandoned by their estranged children. i can kinda sympathize, since i'm a huge shut-in loser virgin but at least in my generation it's weird and creepy, not normal like for them.

>>724592462 (OP)
Yea
Return to form. This is literally all we ask for

>>724592462 (OP)
yes, I am incredibly lonely and this game is for me

>>724592462 (OP)
Yes. We call those people "normalfaggots".

Fuck off shill

>>724592462 (OP)
I think you guys should play actual games
I just beat Zombie Revenge for Dreamcast a purebred arcade title, 100% gameplay

>>724592462 (OP)
She needs to become wife of someone like Mac|ej Now|cki or something

>>724594410
Dont summon him

>>724592462 (OP)
Correct, so the way forwards should be obvious

>>724592462 (OP)
Blond Blazer is guilty of height stolen valor

people want to see attractive characters
they don't want face scanned sheboons and troons

>>724594985
>has a tall and shorter form
perfect for both preferences

>>724592462 (OP)
Is this game woke? I got a pretty low tolerance for shit these days.

>>724592462 (OP)
Yes. If outer worlds 2 had this then it would have done better.

>>724597826
I think it has one overtly woke line.
>We're all about diversity here.
The line is said as they're walking through cubicles and a bunch of aliens and shit are seen.

>>724592462 (OP)
The bar has got so low that literally all you have to do is:
1) appeal to your target audience
2) refuse to let marketing insult your target audience
That’s it. People are so used to waiting for the other shoe to drop and reveal all the idealogical bullshit to get unleashed that Dispatch not doing so has struck a chord

This game feels so astroturfed. Eceleb marketing sloppa.

I desire uncensored screenshots

>>724598076
that sounds more mocking if anything

>>724598076
That surprisingly good for what it looks like

>>724592462 (OP)
Yes. It turns out guys like girls that are pretty and nice.

>>724592462 (OP)
>Check the game out
>Penguin0 voicing in it
No thanks

>>724598810
You can kick his character out of the team in chapter 3, if you are that annoyed by him at that point.

>>724599010
It does kinda suck because the character is fun and gets a lot of opportunities that make sense to use him on, he just has shit monotone droning VAing.

>>724597826
>dick jokes
>no boob jokes
It's woke

>>724598076
>he doesn't understand sardonic humor

>>724599192
there's an areola joke

Damn, it feel good to be the 1%

>>724599389
It's probably bugged, I got that one too

>>724592462 (OP)
i am so far gone in the sex world that i am literally flouride staring at all the vanilla sex in this.
at this point the only thing that would get me even the slightest bit interesting is if MC was getting railed hard by a futa BB while he was fucking a tomgirl invis

Game does look pretty good as it is basically the first ever? western VN with a cool hero self insert and hot chicks to romance. Basically free money as the core gamer demo of straight men with a cock hasn't actually been catered to in 15 years, and if we weren't cucked by feminist we'd be swimming in these.

BUT in the dream sex scene the guy eats the brown girl with a nose ring out. Throat cancer and beta.
And with that, I'm out

>>724599010
Hmm, ok I'm interested again then

How does this lead to her wanting to get impregnated by him?

>>724598076
They pretty much poke fun of that situation when BB tries to point out an Indian dude as an example but then he responds back in the most American tone possible that he's from Florida.

>>724599572
>giving sexy brown girls cunnilingus... bad!

>>724599743
You stood up for yourself and told her off. She loves that because you are actually acknowledging her existence and challenging her.

>>724592539
cope and seethe, incels

>>724599572
It's her fantasy, of course she'd want to be the own getting head.

>>724599743
>>724599878
I still can't believe she's older than him. Can't help but feel they arbitrarily aged her up a decade 'cause there's no way she looks or acts like she's in her late 20s.

>>724592462 (OP)
>le edgy subversion of genre

Have you guys seen the boys???

>>724600068
We're entering the age of horny reinterpretations of genres.

>>724592462 (OP)
OP is a homosexual lmao

>>724600045
Maybe being a super makes you age slower. The old black guy just had the terrible luck of getting the one superpower that ages you faster.

>>724594410
he's polish but why does he looks mexican

The wiki says Robert is 26 and has been Mecha Man for 15 years. So has Robert for real been fighting crime since he was 11?

>>724600045
It’s called safe horny. The bar for how young a woman you can be attracted to seems to just keep getting older, so they write/draw young women and call them 30 or 40.

>>724600370
Not like he’s fist fighting people, just piloting a machine.

>>724600370
>The wiki says Robert is 26
There's no source for that is there? I doubt that. He is probably early 30s

What did she mean by this?

>>724598810
imagine being such a faggot that you give a shit about E-celebs and even know who that is

>>724600370
Could've swore it was mentioned somewhere that Robert's 33.

How can people see the moment of pic related and STILL abandon Invisigal for a manipulative, cheating, fake-blonde whore?
>inb4 "she didn't kiss you! you just got her signals wrong!"
Stop being cucks. I happen to be an anon that actually has a girlfriend. If one of us got shitfaced with a stranger, fled from the bar with them to enjoy some alone time and then started caressing their face - all without EVER MENTIONING the fact we are dating someone else - it would EASILY be considered cheating.

>>724600396
You're absolutely right, but watch some faggot come in here and sperg at you for using that term.

>>724600509
https://dispatch.wiki.gg/wiki/Robert_Robertson

>>724600370
Correction: the mantle of megaman passed to him 15 years ago when his dad died.
That doesn't mean he literally started fighting crime 15 years ago.

>>724600583
Struck a nerve with one of his fans huh
I don't like him.

>>724600807
sorry but I'm not a faggot like you I can't name a single E-celeb I don't watch gayass reaction videos or whatever like you shitskin

>>724592462 (OP)
Games with no threads
>SS
>DS2
>Hades 2
Games with threads a decade latter
>BG3
>Witcher
>Mass Effect
>FF7
>Persona
>FE
Yes

>>724600682
Sorry chuddie but she broke up with him before he found out so it doesn't count

>>724600396
>It’s called safe horny
It's called "remaining listed on retailer storefronts."

Besides, her age isn't even mentioned anywhere in the game. For all you know, she could be 19.

>>724600045
>a woman in her 20s being an irresponsible bitch
Yeah welcome to 2025

>>724600936
The highest age of consent on the planet is 20. He's absolutely fucking right. People are retarded now, including you.

>>724592462 (OP)
Correct, I am very lonely and I love sexy women and self inserting as Robert bagging all the beautiful gals. Please make more fanservice and hot women in games and I will give you money, arigato.

>>724600936
Womp womp

>>724600997
>The highest age of consent on the planet is 20.
Holy shit what country is that fucked

>>724601017
I concede. What the fuck?
She doesn't act her age at all.

>>724593379
That's why Walking dead season 1 was so hyped, it had a lot of bitches trying to jump on MC dick, the moment that the MC turned into a little girl the sales plummet to abyss.

>>724601080
>Ex-villain that probably never had a good authority figure in her life acts like a teenager when things go wrong
No, tell me it ain't so.

>>724601080
She’s got zoomer brainrot

>>724601080
How is an immature former villain stunted late 20 year old supposed to act? It's not like she has normal life experience.

>>724601080
Nick Fuentes is 27 and still acts like he’s 13. Just how some people are these days.

>>724601230
Like this.

>>724601080
you need to go outside, talk to women, and have your sexist beliefs CONFIRMED by your interactions with them

Why is half this thread virgin incel losers openly admitting they are lonely incels and they will gladly spend their paychecks on fanservice, you all should kill yourselves. Incel.

Give it to me straight, is it a dumb strategy to try and make everyone on my team all rounders?

>>724592462 (OP)
yeah, and?

>>724601308
and yet here you are
imagine lacking this much self-awareness

>>724601313
Doesn't work for solo/2-man jobs with high skill cap, and it doesn't work when you're spread thin.

So... what's the /v/erdict? Worth playing?

>>724601431
Boobs.

>>724600540
Female "I can fix her" moment

>>724601308
kek

>>724600903
Oh shit I read that book in high school, haven't thought about it in over a decade

>>724600705
>https://dispatch.wiki.gg/wiki/Robert_Robertson
I'm aware, but wheres the source? Is that wiki made by the devs or some shit? If not, they could even say he is 2 years old there if they wanted.

What if I told you her real name is Courtney?

>>724601313
There's a hard level cap in this game, so you'll just be spending points to maybe get everybody at 6/6/6/6/6 and fail when stuff like >>724601394 anon here mentions. These last two chapters actully demand you to decide if waiting out is a good idea and NOT use the maximum amount of heroes, since tons of shit happen at the same time.

>>724601501
hot

>>724601080
>implying that the majority of women don't act like children irl as well

>>724601313
Kinda. From what i got the key to perfect runs is making like 1-2 All arounders and use Prism to clone them or Golem to take all slots for 3-slots, but run appropiate minmxed pairs for 1-2 man stuff, aiming at the special events/answers rather then the shape RNG (potentially even if it is a multi-slot), which gives more EXP anyway so you'll stay a step ahead of the curve.

What are the odds of a future spinoff game that solely revolves around dispatch management?

>>724600540
>saves mecha man
>just to get cucked by one of her employees

At first I was excited for the porn of this game but I'm now invested enough in the characters that any porn will feel off-putting. Dunno why that happens to me

._.

>>724600184
Best timeline.

>>724601113
>Season 1
>had a lot of bitches trying to jump on MC dick
Please play the games you're talking about, or at least watch a playthrough on Youtube at the very fucking least.

>>724601659
Anon, the game itself IS the porn

COME TO INVISIGAL THREAD
>>724600898
COME TO INVISIGAL THREAD
>>724600898
COME TO INVISIGAL THREAD
>>724600898

>>724601080
She's really 17. Bitch calls you a boomer for referencing Lion King. The devs just aged her up on paper.

>>724601596
Nigh zero, which is a shame because it's actually a fun minigame but it's heavily carried by the characters and banter during it. It'd also get frustrating as hell with all the Xcom moments, even if sometimes the dice land in your favor. Fucking Pman ditched on the first mission I sent him out on, leaving Invisigal to solo who hit a 30% chance and ended up coming back to base with 3 fucking skill points and me getting the achievement for level capping a hero lmao

Cutting anyone on the team is retarded
>get one shift in charge
>get told it’s the best shift the team has ever had
>boss decides to fire one to “scare them straight” anyway despite it being a good start
>just makes them terrified for their job and start fighting each other instead of helping
>drag them in a room together and give them a pep talk
>the eight of them come together and learn the power of teamwork
>”well that was nice Robert, now do you want to send the drug addict monster or the vengeful deadly assassin back out on the street, off this paid rehabilitation program, and force them back into a life of crime?”
>admits she wouldn’t have let you cut Invisigirl for the same arbitrary reason she’s making you cut one of these two
>lets you take all the blame for it so that at least one of your higher performing team members turns hostile against you
What is Blazer thinking here?

>>724601308
Because that's half the fucking population of young people at this point. It's dire.
Everyone is living these isolated, atomized lives in which they have to simulate friendship and intimacy via escapism in order to feel like they are living at all.

>>724601873
I don't know why it's assumed that loneliness is bad. I'm pretty sure I could spend an eternity in isolation. Sure there would be highs and lows but the majority of it would be perfectly fine.

>>724601841
If you read the files on her desk by taking a screenshot, they're supposed to go straight back to jail when they get cut which makes it even more stupid that she tells them which prompts all the stupidity and also annoyingly out of character for BB who's very clearly a major saviourfag and is slobbering over Bobby's knob, almost literally and metaphorically, for how he manages to bring them all together with the open voice call to Invisigal and the lunch speech. It's so fucking stupid and cheap lazy drama that I don't know why the fuck the writers thought they needed to leave it in.

>>724601873
Giving women internet was a mistake

>>724601925
Most humans can't handle loneliness, so they project onto those that can.

The qte sections in this game are way too easy. What's even the point?

>>724601841
That the plot needs to happen?

>>724601080
Women act like children until they die.

>>724601298
>believe that women are dumb holes that just monkeybranch from one guy to the next, put themselves first in everything, and make up a version of you in their head to hate based on some small insignificant behavior you have or thing you said
>no anon it's not all like that, there's good women out there! you just gotta go talk to real women in person, you'll see, they're people just like you
>go talk to real women
>it's actually worse than you envisioned, they're the dumbest, most selfish, most narcissistic whores imaginable

>>724601780
yea it's very obvious
I bet someone saw the age gap and went
>NOT ON MY WATCH

>>724601928
>for how he manages to bring them all together with the open voice call to Invisigal

If you cut Coupe she mentions she was only pretending to be happy for Invisigal cause she thought Invisigal was getting cut

The fuck is this, some sort of western eroge?

>>724593379
>Western VN that actually takes itself seriously and isn't trying to be le epic deconstruction of the genre that treats the player like garbage
it's that easy

So people didn't even make it to the punch before they dropped it?

>>724602106
>he's never heard of telltale slop before
Go look up the original walking dead game on youtube.

>>724600947
His dad's enemies could have been trying to kill him and take the suit when he was a kid.

>>724602054
>pissed off person says something they know will hurt the listener

Regardless of if that's true or not, she also sounds genuinely happy and surprised if you keep her when Punch Up comments on it during the 4-1 dispatch section, and in a work environment, being able to even just be polite like that with your coworkers is more then enough.

>>724601113
Lol no, being a father simulator was and Clementine's appeal hard CARRIED Telltale's clusterfuck writing in the rest of the seasons, she outlived the company because once it fucking died, Skybound came and finished the final season due to fan demand.

>>724602146
86.9% player retention is actually very good, that far in.

these are the new LiS threads with all the calling every character cucks

suck it fags

>>724602226
>that far in
isn't that only an hour in

>>724602280
>he pirated it
The real winner here. He gets all of this for FREE.

>>724601607
sauce?

>>724601080
I've met plenty of 35-40 year olds that act just like her lmao
It's not unreasonable unless you are some retarded zoomer that has no idea how people work

>>724602335
Yea, but that is all people who bought it, and they ran a sale on release so I'm sure some people who picked it up but aren't playing until all the episodes are out

>Now Robert, I know you have the team an uplifting speech that caused them to have the best shift they’ve ever had
>But I’m still gonna need you to fire somebody just because
Is she stupid?

>>724592462 (OP)
Yes

buy it /v/, buy it and support the LGBT AHAHAHAHAAHeeheheheh!!!

>>724601080
You need to talk to more women, you'd be surprised how few are well-adjusted. Maybe in the past but not now.

>>724602584
>Is she stupid?
uh yeah she's a corporate hack. I don't know what anyone sees in her, she's not even a real blonde.

>>724592462 (OP)
Wasn't this supposed to be live action and if so how would it even work?

>>724602584
worse
she's middle management

>>724602367
Mato Seihei no Slave
that particular image was an edit from /a/

>>724600045
>I still can't believe she's older than him.
It's litteraly impossible
Robert was mechaman for the last 15 years, even if he started at 16 he would be 31

>>724600045
Take a fictional woman's age, subtract 8.
That's her real age. Subtract by an additional 2 for every 3 years past [current year].
You can treat a man's age as given though, because men don't cope about getting older, they cope about male pattern baldness and their cock not working anymore.

>>724602801
Show me your strongest evidence that he was fighting crime 15 years ago.

>>724601241
>tfw accurate example
LMFAO

>>724602881
nta but >>724600947

>>724602665
How that's worst?

>>724600370
>So has Robert for real been fighting crime since he was 11?
Now THIS is Pod racing.
>Mechaman, age 11 after shattering a guy's legs under the mecha foot.
Reminder that he was raised by Black Einstein.

>>724601852
Kek~

>>724601080
What do you mean? All women in their 20s act like her.
Hell, women in their 30s act like her.

>>724602881
The fucking end of chapter 2 retard
He see to invisible-girl "If you had peoples trying to kill you for the last fifteen years..."
it's true fact about him since he was scared from her spawing out of nowhere

>>724600947
idk i think I'd still want to take your shit, especially if your dad just died

>>724601308
We're in the normalization stage. The only people getting sex are drug addicts and dealers or Ecelebs (watching your E-Thot wife fuck the bull counts right? haha)

>>724601841
she want to "shake things up" typical retarded woman logic
especially since the team have the second purpose of being a daycare to keep under control would be villains
when you think about that you realize performance don't actually matter

so you guys gonna watch the one-shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXn8QcVj5E

>>724603235
the what?

>literally a VN with extra features
It's fucking hilarious devs know they can get away with this kind of "game" and people will eat their slop right up. I usually disagree with the statement but just get some porn at that point. This is some middle ground piece of shit that seems like it half-asses both the VN and game parts so youre left with some piece of low quality shit. It isnt even original, it has Invicible colors/tone all over it

>Yes, Robert.
>In just two days of work, you managed to transform this team of criminals, who destroy more than they do good, into a team that works together.
>Yes, psychologically, knowing that someone seriously believes they have a chance, even one with the lowest ranking, is very good for them and their development as heroes.
>Now, choose. Who has to go?
>By the way, they'll be angry with you about that.
why would you romance this retarded bitch ?

>>724599918
cope with what? you not having money?

>>724601841
Honestly, it kind of makes me wish I could get them back on the team later.
But I guess they really wanted that "your choices matter" bit so you swapout Sonar/Coup for Phenomenalman/Waterboy.

Bought it for her

>>724603290
basically DnD, but with the cast of Dispatch and in the Dispatch universe

>>724601981
Try it on a track pad. The Click and Drag sections are hell.

>>724603303
That's the developer speaking, not blazer. They wanted to have a big "choices matter" moment.
Robert doesn't push back or refuse so he's worthy of the exact same criticism.

>>724603396
not vidya so it's gay as hell

Can you bang the blonde chick in this?

>>724603302
this but persona

I don't even care that she's not blonde I care that her entire body is false advertising. Without her being big and muscular she's literally just some regular chick. Why the fuck would I choose her over Invisigirl now?

>>724603302
you lost

>>724602953
Incompetency + need to justify their existence.
This is where the Meetings to discuss the scheduling for meetings meme comes from.

>>724603456
She's one of the two love interests, but there isn't a sex scene in the episodes released so far.

>>724602004
narratively SOMETHING had to happen, sure
but does that mean that something had to be lazy and contrived?

>>724603480
How many times do we have to explain this?
Both forms are real. You get the brunette and the blonde while remaining monogamous. It's a strict benefit.

Imagine
A team of Invisigals

>>724603540
Bummer...

>>724602280
>He didn't ace it
You are in the top 1% of retards lmao

>>724599389
it's 34%, at least in my pirated copy, without firewall autorisation so how the fuck does this shit know ?

>>724603456
She impregnates you with her futa cock in ep 7.

Spent my evening making this with Wan. I haven't even played this game, but I will this weekend.
Sad to hear the whole game is pre-rendered and we can't get the models.

https://files.catbox.moe/8kxcdt.webm

>>724599743
You aren't a pussywhipped bitch.
Nothing disgusts women more than simps.

>>724603638
This is the shit that goes on in visifag's brains.

>>724602960
Child soldier mechaman deployed to Iraqi freedom would be so cool.

>make tomboy
>make her horny as fuck for the male MC
>make her an "i can fix her" girl
>game does really well
Hmmmm really makes you think...

>>724603432
>your choice matter
>but not for the qte since we were too lazy to do failed cutscene
>Also not beside those 2-3 choice in the whole game
>These choices are not interconnected, by the way; they simply lead to one of two possible paths for this arc.

>>724603664
The equivalent of 50 trees were burned to make this.

streamerslop

i was excited for a new telltale but i'll be pirating this one so as to not support them hiring streamers.

>>724603303
Women in management is like indians. They are there to fill a check box and fuck things up

>>724600045
>there's no way she looks or acts like she's in her late 20s.
you have to be 18 to post here, lil buddy

>>724603047
Anons are just butthurt their cute brown tomboy isnt also a teenager.

>>724603664
nice

>>724601113
>That's why Walking dead season 1 was so hyped, it had a lot of bitches trying to jump on MC dick
Damn you a funny nigga.

>>724601080
How old are you?

>>724603664
What was your process to have clips smoothly transition into the next?
>>724603762 worth desu

should i play this now or wait until all the episodes are out? how long will it take until they're all out?

>>724601080
i know women in their 40's who act like her.

>>724604143
2 weeks

>>724603740
really makes ya think

>>724604228
yea vidya market cap has gone up a lot in the past decade

>>724603762
This was made locally on my machine. It's no more energy intensive than rendering a blender animation.

>>724604086
You literally just grab a frame from the previous gen and feed it into the next one. You have to be selective and make sure that important details are present in the frame you choose. For example, if the eyes are closed, you will end up with a random eye style and color when they open them again.
Even then it will often just look like shit or do something retarded. I generated 44 clips and used 5 of them to make that.

Anyone else actually enjoying the gameplay? The whole dispatch mini game was obviously copied from This is the Police which was a fantastic game. (Rebel cops too, but that game wasn't very good.)
Would be nice if there was a campaign mode or something after the vn part is fully released.

>>724599878
nta but to me it looks like she doesn't like him and the punch just confirmed it

>>724603740
I had such low expectations but I was wrong, whoever wrote this really does know how tell a story worth watching.
>>724604228
too many normies playing video games now, we need a crash.

>>724604143
If you wait 2 weeks the discussion will be DEAD. And that's really all the value this game has at the moment. In isolation the game would be mid as fuck.

>>724592462 (OP)
>REEEEEE DA SNOY MOVIE GAMES AREN'T REAL GAMES, IT'S WOKE REDDIT SHIT. WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY?
>I-IS THAT A LITERAL MOVIE GAME B-BUT WITH COOMSLOP BAIT? I'LL BUY 10 COPIES AND SHILL IT EVERYWHERE FOR FREE. GAMING IS HEALING
Brownoid cumbrain troons have ruined /v/.

So he stopped being a hero to work in a call center?

Is Critical Role secretly based, or were they just smart enough to step back and let Adhoc do their thing?

>>724604464
he had to
he went broke fixing his mech constantly with hero work and they offered to fix it for him if he went to work for them

>>724604464
He's broke so he's gotta work a normie job.

>>724604464
His mech suit was destroyed in battle and he fell into a coma for months. The company offers to rebuild his suit if he agrees to work as a dispatcher and trainer for the lowest rated team in the company

>>724603664
Thank you based anon.

>>724593379
>there is an illusion of your choices mattering
Fixed it for you.
>The whole genre is built on which bitch would you fuck, A or B.
No, never happened. This is like the first game with romance being so detailed.

how the fuck do you go from >>724599743 to >>724603740
>you stood your ground
and got punched in the face for it

>>724604515
whoever wrote this is surprisingly based.

whats the maximally evil run?
hire p-man but cuck him whilst leading visi on?
fire sonar since it affects the demon girl more than firing coupe affected punch up?

>>724604515
They absolutely are still pozzed as fuck. They most likely just let the devs do their thing for this project. Also apparently Aaron Paul had a lot of input for Robert's character and interactions.

>>724604679
>Also apparently Aaron Paul had a lot of input for Robert's character and interactions
probably why Robert isn't a sniveling bitch

>>724600370
Yes, he was a cute shota in a mech suit, it's why he was so popular

>>724600921
>she broke up with him before he found
Source?

>>724604669
Dude you're a hero.

is there nudity in this game

>>724604515
Imagine if a male said this

>generic white dude has two top tier bitches throwing themselves at him
Nice wish fulfillment slop

Is it true there is NTR in this game.

>>724604804
there's one dream sequence that has titties
presumably there's more in the next 2 chapters

>>724604804
retard

Is anyone else suspicious of Chase? He has multiple lines mentioning his willingness to kill over something (being able to use his powers again and protecting Beef), both of which feel like they could be foreshadowing disguised as gags.

>>724604881
are they nice titties? your answer will determine if i play this

>>724604515
The most woke tards at Critical Role arent involved, its mostly the most normal of them, like Travis

Aaron Paul also fought for Robert to be straight and he's the biggest name involved, so he's likely forcing out a lot of woke stuff

>>>/vg/544413927
>>>/vg/544413927
>>>/vg/544413927
There's a general!

>>724604365
I’ve been playing on console and it’s fun, but holy fuck the controls are clearly made for a mouse. Depending on icons positions, I can’t select circles until the one next to it is done. Have missed calls and had heroes waiting for me to check results because of it.

>>724604780
>villains become heroes
>you become a villain and they have to stop you
it rhymes

It feels like Walking Dead put up much more of an illusion of your choices mattering. I have no motivation to replay and see other choices because I can easily see the seams in the game where they interchange the nearly identical outcome of choices like firing sonar vs coupe.

>>724603664
Niceee

>>724604997
and you can fuck off back to it niggerfaggot

>>724604998
>but holy fuck the controls are clearly made for a mouse
based

>>724605057
Choices are just fluff as always.

Played both routes at the end of ep 4 and ended up settling on Invisigal. Just feels like she has better chemistry with Robert.

>>724604636
He's clearly including Japanese VNs, though I wonder what percent of VNs even have romance choices and when did romance move from proper stat based dating sims like Seasons of Sakura to VNs.

>>724604845
>white
How is he white?

>>724605164
Thats because theyre like poetry

Why did Aaron Paul's career just fail to take off after Breaking Bad? Last I heard he was the protagonist in that need for speed or whatever movie years ago that bombed mega hard.

>>724604879
Netori

>>724604679
>According to Lenart, however, Paul was actually responsible for some of the more dramatic moments. "You could say that the whole experience [...] could be read as a little more lighthearted if you saw it before Aaron was involved, and then once he read as Robert and we started putting the voice lines into the game, you basically felt a lot more weight of Robert's backstory, and the stakes kind of went up."

>>724592462 (OP)
>Good game, but the romance is rushed and sucks
>"UMMM THATS ACTUALLY BASED! WHY SHOULDN'T MORE GAMES HAVE RUSHED ROMANCES?"
You're encouraging women to act more like these characters by saying this, and if you think they should be more like them, you're crazy

>>724604515
It’s Laura Bailey. She voiced Lust in full metal alchemist for fucks sake, she knows sex sells

>>724605164
Is she gonna peg him?

>>724605215
????
What do you think "Robert Robertson" is?

>>724605395
Robert Robertstein

>>724605382
>Invisigal: Haha, prepare to be pegged, Robert!
>Also Invisigal:

>>724605216
I WATCHED INVISIGAL DIE

>>724605210
>He's clearly including Japanese VNs
Don't Japanese VN's have a lot of endings and choices which actually matter? His speech about light novels wouldn't really make sense if he included Japanese VN's.

>>724601308
Does the simple explanation that this is a thread on 4chan's /v/ - video games board not suffice?

no more cringy western capeshit please

>>724605334
Thank God he was there to give the story some actual weight. They had me fooled into thinking it was intended when Track Star shut everyone up on day 2

>>724605473
What's her endgame?

>>724602584
It's actually absurd how hot she is. Nobody that attractive would be doing anything other than being a trophy wife to some rich guy.

>>724605268
Its not common for TV actors to go anywhere and he isn't leading man material. He was already going bald by the end of BB so voice work makes more sense than anything.

>>724605576
Creating Robert Robertson the 4th

>>724604975
>Aaron Paul also fought for Robert to be straight and he's the biggest name involved, so he's likely forcing out a lot of woke stuff
Got a source? Not that I find it hard to believe but I can't find it online; I really want it to be true

>>724592462 (OP)
Should I play this game, or just watch a playthrough of the romances/sex scenes?

>>724605215
Robertson. Scottish.

>>724605498
If Invisigal dies, does she just turn invisible forever since she’s not breathing?

>>724605656
The romances are legitimately the worst part of the story

>>724592539
FPBP

>>724605576
To be called a "good girl" just once.

>>724605663
The only way to find out is to flip her over onto her back, Walt.

>>724605663
if this is how her route ends I'm going to lose it

>>724605382
Kek no. She talks big but is a total sub >>724605473

>>724605576
starting a family

>the two main choices are a blonde bombshell and a brown tomboy
It's like this game was tailor-made for this board.

What's with millennials forcing sexual tension with someone you don't even want? Was interested in becoming Invisibitch's friend until the wet dream episode. Fuck this aislop, why are all dialogue options with her flirting? This is what you do Telltale devs? Couldn't even give simple lewd hand holding with Snow back in twau, and now you give sexslop for your tsundere tomboy that you dream about when you're schizophrenic and a dyke? Kill yourselves.

just got it. i like it so far. idk why people are seething

>>724605937
>blonde

>>724605656
I feel like the dick/balls/boobs/sex scenes are played up too hard just to stir up discussion, if you're not interested after the first hour there's no reason to skip to other scenes. I can just jack off to Wonder Woman if I really needed cape goon material.

>>724605907
That would require sexual intercourse

>>724605395
A̶ ̶m̶̶̶u̶̶̶t̶̶̶t̶̶̶

I don't know really.

>>724605057
This is by the Tales guys, so I'm expecting choice to matter (if they do) in a similar way to there: the final episode will let you put together a team to help solve its central conflict, with character availability being determined by choices. E.g. no Punch Up/Malevola if you kicked out their buddy.

>Robert tells Visi in ep4 that he doesn’t want kids in his life right now
>Right before the date scene Robert sees a happy family leaving the office and sighs to himself
Could this really be habbening? Is there a legitimate chance the breeding ending is in the cards?

>>724605937
they look ugly as fuck and the brown one has a cattle ring
it was made for redditors

>>724604636
>>724605210
>>724605508
Romance in Japanese VNs is something expected and taken for granted. The choice is only “which girl you want,” not “you want romance or not.” Even plot-heavy VNs treat romance as a given. Japanese visual novels are just ahead of their time in that department compared to light novels and manga, where at best you get an epilogue time skip with a couple ending lol.

>>724605997
>What's with millennials forcing sexual tension with someone you don't even want?
They think 100% of men want to fuck 100% of women.

It's decent for what it is. The gameplay is simple, but having to read the situation summary and associate the concept with the correct performance metric while also additionally factoring in the abilities they have and even their personality elevates it a little bit. Having this be a game rather than a television show saved it. With all of that said, it is still faggy capeshit.

>>724604998
Funny, I have been playing on pc.. with an xbox controller and tv as a monitor. Definitely feel your pain, it's still better played from the couch imo.

>>724602035
Good morning.

Why people like this game?

>>724606293
It actually tries to appeal to its target audience instead of intentionally antagonizing it and then calling it sexist and racist chuds when it fails.

>>724604354
Yeah that's what I figured, but the movement between transitions is really smooth. I assume at least that the transition from missionary to cumshot to fellatio were 3 separate clips.

>>724605997
>millennials
heres your answer

>>724606331
theres still time for that

>>724599815
eating pussy is gay
I have a bi friend and he says dick and pussy tastes the same assuming they are both clean and not eating like shit

>go to replay scene to see other outcomes
>it wants me to replay the entire episode with no skip
errrr

>>724592539
based.

it's the first time I buy a game on release because of this.

>>724606293
For she

>>724606450
Liar. There’s a scene select button on the bottom of the episode select screen

>>724606416
agreed, in fact you should advertise specifically that you never eat pussy that way women can know well in advance that you're definitely not gay

>>724605997
fuck this garbage dating sim, i miss twd threads and my chad daughter

>>724592462 (OP)
I am too tired to read throughout the thread but is this basically >if telltale games are still a thing today the game?

>>724606293
It does a decent approximation of the DCAU which I like. (ie. capeshit but not marvel capeshit)
Mini game is fun (way too brief though)
Generally well written, characters are compelling. I actually can't think of a game that has pulled off a better sex scene (that wasn't strait up hhg/weg)

>>724606526
yeah and ill play poker and cheer when I have a winning hand too you fucking retard

>>724599743
>>724603740
Zamn...

>>724606470
Thank you, insivi cancers are gone. bbchads stay up dont let yourselves get drowned by bots

>>724592539
fpbp

>>724606470
She farts from there

I feel bad for Phenomaman.....

>>724606130
Robert is definitely the kind of guy who wants kids and would make a great dad considering the morality his father (and grandfather) passed down to him but unfortunately the "I MUST DIE IN THE SUIT" autism is overriding the need to breed

>>724606537
I miss the telltale that made the evil dating option a dyke and the disgusting zoomer a black kid

>>724606130
He doesn’t say he doesn’t want any he says he can’t have any in his life right now. Cause his life is hectic. He’s not sterile or against kids

>>724601308
>spend their paychecks on fanservice
you mean buying videogames? or literally any other form of entertainment?

you have to be massively retarded to think you made some kind of stunning point.

>>724603483
Lol, it can enjoy the limelight for a week or two till the new CoD comes out, and that tells you enough about that ranking.

>>724606714
this I can't forgive Blonde Blazer for what she did to my bro

>>724602656
>she's not even a real blonde.
It's called having a secret identity.

>>544709830
>episodc shit
garbage

>>724606416
You understand that that is your friend lying to you to try and get you to suck his dick right?
"Nah bro it's totally the same thing, here just try it once to know for yourself."

>>724592462 (OP)
>episodc shit
garbage

>>724603361
if you believe the leaks you supposedly can in ep 8

>>724606714
>people simping for his used goods
even more pitiful

>>724603664
Very nice

>>724605997
Am I retarded or is it not possible to turn down Invisibitch at all? I just want to be her friend and help her turn her life around, stop acting like I want to fuck you.

>>724606748
His grandfather is Shroud anon. He'll steal your upgraded suit, Robert will get at most one day of kicking ass before this happens, and he'll have to be an actual hero with his powers ala
American Werewolf In London.

>>724606843
What should she have done?

>>724604515
>a woman will never give me this look
fucking kill me now holy shit

i keep seeing invisikids all over social media, im getting sick of these youtuber watcher zoomers

>>724599918
cope with what? incels are winning and you blue haired trannies keep getting fired. stay seething

>>724607052
It's actually confirmed that they never had sex.

>first /v/ told me that it’s e-celeb cringe
>now /v/ is hyping it
Make your own mind already.

>>724602335
anon many games are lucky for more than 85% of players getting past the first 10 minutes
I'm not joking, the norm is like 15-25% of people actually complete games, 5-10% do expansion or side content as well

>>724607091
Explain to him why they were breaking up instead of just saying "it's over, bye"

>>724607087
Why in the ever living fuck would you put up with a character like hers if it wasn't to fuck her?
Even the "pure" version of whatever this fantasy is ends with you fucking her but just for the "right" reasons.
It's Jack from ME2 Renegade/Paragon romance to a T.

>>724607165
it's both

>>724606416
Sure yeah they both taste like nothing. Like try licking your hand dumbass. Eating pussy is fucking tiring and super boring if it isn't 69

>>724606714
no sympathy for xeno scum

>>724599743
daddy issues. first man that stands up to her and disciplines her gets her wet

>>724607182
Are you fucking autistic?
There's clearly skipped dialogue in that scene.
No seriously, do you genuinely think that's all that happened there? She said goodbye and Phenomaman instantly knew what it meant?

>>724603664
quinoa

>>724602335
>>724607181
even Terraria's first achievement which is easily doable in less than 2 minutes of gameplay is only 86.7%

>>724607232
I wanna be Captain Saveahoe

>>724607256
gives you throat cancer too

>>724607087
you literally can't
>>hey, had a wet dream about you
>choice a: was my dick big?
>choice b: was i good?
>choice c: another retard shit
kys devs

>>724607256
>they both taste like nothing

What dry cunts have you been running your tongue along?

Why did BB dump phenomaman?

Robert's pretty funny

How graphic is the sex scene? My mom likes to watch me play vidya. How fucked will I be if I start playing this game?

>>724601308
fuck off

>>724607372
>t. Micheal Douglas

>>724607497
titties and moaning

>>724607497
Your mom is gonna fuck you

>>724607414
Phenomaman only liked her for Blazer, but she wanted to be Mandy too.
There's also an implication she wanted to settle down and have kids, but that's impossible with Phenomaman.

>>724601596
depends on how the game ends and how successful it is.

>>724607373
Its ruining the game and retarded, at least bring back staying silent

>>724607497
Game of Thrones

>>724607414
She was thirsty for mecha dick unironically.
When she said "we can work with this" while looking at Robert's face like she is examining how good looking he is is when she wanted his D

>>724607461
>has reddit humor

>>724606514
don't use it. I used it and now I need to redo 60% of episode 4. it locks all scenes past the one you select dont do it.

>>724606714
Dude literally needs a life

>>724607104
What about this look?

>>724601780
When does the game take place?

>>724607414
Phenomaman didnt give a shit about the woman behind the mask

>>724601080
devs are pedos, thats why
and 60% of mentally ill individuals (mostly redd*tors) are digging it

>>724607628
In hindsight it was blatantly obvious

>>724607757
>behind the mask
I hate this meme the "mask" is part of who you are

>>724607875
yeah exactly a 'part'

phenomaman didnt care about the rest

>>724607757
The woman behind the mask is an alcoholic mid-level manager for a company that actively spies on all of it's clients.

She is NOTHING without her powers and is only granted a moment of interest because she is hot and has those powers she resents.
She isn't an insightful human, a majestic artist or anything else.
She's Taylor Swift bitching about her ability to make mediocre pop music.

>>724607323
>but muh headcanon
Kill yourself

>>724601841
100% it's because the hero you let go is going to be with the villains later on. it's the only reason for doing something that retarded. sure, cut the low performing heroes from the roster coz they're actual employees but proj phoenix is supposed to be a rehab program for the villains and you'd had like 2-3 shifts with the z team at that point clearly not enough time for it to make a difference.

>>724607875
For a normal hero the mask is their true self unrestricted, but for a corpo whore like her the mask is a soulless PR identity.

The brown chick would be cute if it weren't for the nose ring. Both the inventor and the person who made it a trend need to be tortured.

>>724607947
Well said

>>724607834
Based devs, this teenage slut is the best thing since Clementight

>>724607961
Yep, you're autistic.

>>724607414
>Only cared about her BB persona
>Super autistic
>Can't have sex with her

>>724608008
well youll be happy since robert forces her to get rid of it around episode 7

>>724601841
>What is Blazer thinking here?
She's a woman thinking is beyond her

>>724607947
Holy headcanon batman!

>>724601080
BPD and Ecstasy,
30 years old but acts like she's 16

>>724608032
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5cmEzPl278Y

Oh look Bruce Timm still understands superhero characters better then any other writer in fifty years.

>>724608057
Says the dude screeching about his headcanon

>>724608042
I can accept secret pedophelia on Invisiwhore, but not on my based niece Clementine. Kys

>>724608170
>BPD
Prove it.

>>724608185
That was peak Bruce Timm. Modern day Bruce Timm is not the same man.

Why are blonde blazer males acting like they don't want a graphic sex scene with her?

>>724608185
Batman's just like that. Superman would think of himself as Clark Kent or Kal El before Superman

>>724608115
Easy trade off for her request of going raw without birth control and telling her she’s a “good girl” before cuddling to sleep every night

waterboyGODS how are we feeling

>>724608168
Thanks for the layup.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5cmEzPl278Y

If you are a superhero and you care more about your "life besides the powers" you are just an ungrateful twat at best and a supervillain at worst.

>>724592462 (OP)
Listen man, I've long since resigned the fact that never, ever, in my entire life will I ever even remotely come close to a sexy confident brown short-haired tomboy with a pixie will ever be so head over heels for me that she dreams about me fucking her brains out and she actively makes plans for me to take her to the movies. All right, this will never happen to me. Even if the cycle of reincarnation rebirths me 10 million times, the fact is that whatever ugly blue god the shitskins in India thought of that governs that crap is never going to rebirth me to have the sheer charisma and looks to make it happen. So let me just enjoy it. Let me live my fantasy for one. I don't get why it fucking bothers you so much.

>>724608170
YOUR AN MKULTRA VICTIM

>>724608375
Wet

>>724608375
I've played enough Fire Emblem games to know the low stats, high growth, characters are motherfuckers.
He'll also save me from Wet Ponytail-Man when I've finally pushed him into being a pure office shooter.

>>724608375
becoming a hydroGOD by episode 8

>>724608346
That's because Superman and Wonderwoman have the story about the spectacular discovering their humanity, it's always why they ALWAYS should have a human love interest.

Batman, and Brazen Blonde's archetype, are specifically the opposite. They are the spectacular human meant to be something greater then their species.

>>724608641
>the story about the spectacular discovering their humanity
That's bullshit about Superman. In most origin stories, he's raised as a normal human boy, who gains his powers around the time of puberty. Superman has no problem with humanity. All you Omni-man niggers need to stop talking like you know about Superman.

>>724608115
Post a pic of it then

I don't know what they can do to turn the tides back in BB's favor. Invisigal too strong.

This smug sonuvabitch smacks your girl's ass, what do you do?

>>724608778
The normies have always been retarded. Who gives a shit what they think?

>>724608858
According to Phenomaman, I smack his ass.

>>724608375
I couldn't choose Waterboy, I felt too bad for Phenomaman.

>>724608858
bring him into a tight embrace and give him a firm deep kiss
show my dominance

>>724608858
I marry him.

>>724592462 (OP)
It's actually quite impressive how so many people don't realize that Blonde Blazer is using (You).
>Whoa, you're so hot and cute haha, want to join my corporation?
>Btw, you're going to be in charge of my most problematic group, so you'll be the one to blame for any potential fuck-ups. Also you'll be the one firing them, even though I am the one that gave out the order.
>Phenomaman? Don't worry about him, he was giving me an ick, I wouldn't do anything like that to you :)

>Jaded, cynical, sarcastic
>Still takes superhero work super seriously because he still cares about doing good in the world

>>724609105
Do you really believe that?

>>724608757
He's raised as a spectacular boy giving normal human values.
It's that he has the power to do anything and still does the good, Christian thing that I'm talking about when I say discovers humanity.

Fuck Invincible btw I can see him the entire time.

>>724601659
This happened to me anytime I play a game, I really enjoy the story of.

>>724609212
I know for a fact that you don't.

Does anyone have the full song at the end of ep 4?? For some reason i can't find it on yt

>>724609120
His earnest and sincere devotion for helping people is gonna make invisagal go crazy

>>724601080
most females turn 14, and while they physically age they stay there mentally for the rest of their lives.

>>724609285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss

>>724607372
Only if you lick a dumbass with genital warts.

>>724609120
I want to see the rest of the team's reactions to finding out he's Mecha Man.

>>724609503
I want to see the rest of the teams reaction to walking in on him getting an invisible blowjob

>>724609354
>And if you knew the truth
>Would you always be there?

Thirsty bitches,

FUCK

>>724609554
>dude, why's your dick out?

This game is yt boy propaganda, kill yourself crackers. Small microdick faggots, weak ass yt boys. Fuck you nigga.

>>724609354
an indirect kiss??!?! WTF censor this IMMEDIATELY

>>724609750
What do they see in him?

>>724607986
>you'd had like 2-3 shifts with the z team at that point clearly not enough time for it to make a difference
They've been in rehab for a while. Punchup mentions Coupe and he have been assigned to the same tasks over 23 times by the time Robert sends them into the fight tournament.
I think it's Flambe that mentions their last dispatched quit after just 1 shift too.

>>724609860
Confidence, a strong will, and a tight butt

>>724603623
unless you actually use something like WFC, windows firewall doesn't care about outbound connections and everygame will happily ping home

>>724609847
Jeet, seapag, chink, blackcel, gook, spic, whatever you are. Seethe.

>>724609860
>Attractive
>Heroic
>Witty
>Funny
>Intelligent
>"I can fix him" energy

If Robert didn't get his ass kicked so much I'd say he was a mary sue.

>>724609790
Would his dick be visible or would it be an open fly with a void?

>>724609847
>indian wakes up
>immediate and unprovoked seething at every other race

>>724600903
>>724601474
do either of you know what the source of the cockroach laying in the bed is? I've tried searching for it, but no matter what keywords I use I can't parse the source for shit.

>>724609860
>white
>fairly attractive
>battle scars all over makes invisigal's clitty wet
>no nonsense attitude
>not a retard
>cynical but still wants to help people
He is sorta like bum Tony Stark but a bit more of an asshole.

>>724609980
Kafka Metamorphosis I'm pretty sure.

>>724608545
he should change his name to sea man

>>724601080
>She doesn't act her age at all.
have you seen a modern 27 year old woman?

>>724609847
seethe

>>724610040
Ocean man...

>>724608526
>He'll also save me from Wet Ponytail-Man when I've finally pushed him into being a pure office shooter.

What happens if you do nothing instead of firing Sonar?

>>724610080
>>724609932
>>724609913
Shut the fuck up yt cucks, you need propaganda shit like this for women to even look at you, you are weak faggots that get mogged by other races so you seethe and make propaganda shit like this. Blow your brains out nigga, do it.

>>724610150
he gets fired anyway, nobody likes bat """people""" i.e. subhuman freaks

>>724610171
Why does playing as a white male bother you so much anon.

>>724610150
Silence is not a valid choice in this game.
If you ever fail to choose something it chooses randomly.

>>724610150
You have to fire either sonar or coupe

>>724610150
The game has default choices if you don't make a decision in time. Only one I know for sure is the game defaults to going on a date with BB.

i doubt it but does this game have lolis

>>724610171
jeet melty

>>724610171
No women wants you pajeet not even your own women that's why you all resort to raping them

>>724610150
>hey, im your boss and im telling you, you have to fire someone
>hmm...maybe if I do nothing she'll let me fire nobody :)

>>724609914
>ass kicked so much
Even that’s debatable. In the first fight scene Robert was holding his own until the other supervillains showed up. And in the scene where the goons beat his ass, he managed to knock out the leader with a broken arm.

>>724592539
This. Based.

>>724610150
I annoyingly found out that if you don't choose to throw food at Flambai you throw spaghetti at him.
I guess it's not the same as in The Wolf Among Us but there are many scenes where saying nothing but a look should honestly be as impactful as anything you could actually say.

>>724609916
Thundercuck's blood on her in the donut store didn't disappear, so I'm going with Xray vision blowjobs.

>>724610171
>jeet's best attempt at nogspeak
keep working on it, but don't put it on your resume

>>724610268
>>724610254
>>724610251
>>724610208
>>724610332
Little bitch boy yt cucks, I would pay good money to see you niggas commit suicide. One day when the world wakes up, you are the first everyone is going to kill.

>>724610171
Your black. I get it though. Your favourite genre of game (fighting games) is getting shat on by movie games.
They should of added a mode where you can date characters based on how many matches you won.

>>724610171
It’s funny that the most annoying guy in the game is the pajeet who keeps interrupting Robert’s dispatching. Like sorry you’re incompetent rashit but Robbie’s trying to actually help people. White Mans Fucking Burden even in a superhero dispatch center. At least he’s getting tomboy pussy. Meanwhile dalit is claiming to be a Floridian while his uncle gets deported off his workers visa for “owning” a gas station. Better luck next time abdul invisagal already has a “Mechadick” tramp stamp

>>724605997
Why are zoomers such complete fucking faggots?

>>724592462 (OP)
>proves
gacha is a billion dollar industry
you faggots suck down femoid worship constantly, nearly every fucking post on this website is some sort of retarded tranime cartoon femoid worship
all this game proves is that if something is vaguely feminine you'll talk about it for months
one day you'll stop jacking off and realize the catalogue is just 90% femoid worship in some form or another, most often just cartoon tranime slop

>>724610326
Oh fuck… floating cum at crotch level from a mechapie walking around the office all day…

>>724603740
why is she so damn horny?

>>724610410
if this game was a gacha it'd be better

>>724610405
Because their millennial parents are complete faggots.

>>724610032
He's unironically classical Peter Parker down to the anger issues, except for him not having an inferiority complex that fuels him by comparing himself to others but instead he's jaded by his failures to live up to his ideal self

>>724610483
in a perfect world all gacha niggers would be moved to their mobile game ghetto and i'd see significantly less constant femoid worship by lonely virgins who can't put their dick down long enough to talk about vide ogames

>>724601659
happens to me all the time
it's also why I can't enjoy stories where the characters have sex, it just feels weird

Feels like the romance is more about the girls trying to make Robert fall for them than the opposite, meanwhile the nigga is having middle of the night depressive gosling moments.

I do not understand, does playing as a white guy enrage minorities? What exactly is the issue? Can any actual non-whites other then Indians answer this? Is it a self insert thing?

>>724605373
I am not ok with fapping to laura bailey for most of my life under the guise of multiple women, asme as I am not ok with enjoying jeremy soule's music on multiple favorite games.

>>724610578
Robert's one car drive away to literally, LITERALLY, be me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>>724610615
Stop ragebaiting saar.

>>724601659
>>724610539
The emotional investment makes the porn even better, to be honest (tee bee ache)

>>724592462 (OP)
Proves dispatch capeshit fags are all cucks

>>724610643
Brown hands typed this

>>724610643
i'm sure there's something profound being expressed here but all it makes me think about is how much i hate brown people

where's the HR shake things up meme that shit was everywhere a day ago now I finished the game and can't find it

>>724610615
Playing as a white guy would only piss of insecure low t losers. I doubt anyone that isn't mentally retarded cares if the mc is white.

>>724610615
The only people angry at white male protags are white guilt cucks.

>>724610615
No I don't care, I like Robert him being white or not doesn't matter. Stop racebaiting.

>>724610823
If there isn't a scene where Robert pulls Invisigal back before beating the ever-loving shit out of someone with his bare hands, we riot.

>>724610823
look, an incel

>millenial writing
>DEI characters
>safe horny
it's just not an election year i guess for this one to be added to the culture war

>>724610150
If you don't pick anyone, it automatically picks Sonar. At least it did for me

>>724608545
I can't wait to see the payoff

If you could actually fire anyone in ep3, who would you fire?

>>724611035
>dei charactes
Ah yes the Blonde Bombshell dei character and the cute bratty brown tomboy girl or the indian gag operator caricature very dei, oh and cant forget the safe horny scene where the tomboy imagines herself getting fucked by you, tits and all, very safe horny slop fr fr.

>>724600370
That's how it goes when a character is the son of a superhero

>>724603664
Bro, please share your workflow. This looks great.

>>724610947
Anything is possible

>>724611126
Probably still Coop. Or Flambe.

>>724609909
>windows firewall
lmao
I'm using simplewall and control each connexion by myself
Also I blocked every windows shit, only my internet browser, steam, discord and a few selected games have acess to the net

>>724611187
Uh wtf, is that wan or legit a leak?

>>724611126
Fucking Golem. He pushed me TWICE and didn't apologize.

>>724608375
>>724608545
My HERO will become the strongest in SDN... Poseidon will kneel in his presence...

>>724605576
The muh family and muh babies anons are exaggerating. her endgame probably is fucking the lights out of him, probably inside his suit and in a lot of other weird places she can get into with her invisibility.

>>724611152
your team is full of niggers, your coworkers is a nigger and a jeet, the blonde bombshell is a dateslut, the only white guy on your team is a midget and an incel but okay i guess, just move goalposts

>>724609876
yeah, but robert has only taken over the team for like 2 shifts nothing short of a massive kaiju or an alien invasion would have allowed that team to distinguish themselves in such a short period. BB should have let robert know from the start that at least one of them was on the chopping block

>>724611126
Flambe

>>724611035
>safe horny

>>724611281
>dude don't be horny, it's le HR violation

>>724601308
>half
/v/ is where losers go to scream in an echo chamber about being epic winners of a single retarded strawman topic before getting dunked the next day in literally any argument with normal people ever.

>>724611126
The obnoxious nigress with the pink hair

>>724611126
Actually a hard question. Maybe Punch Up because he hasn't gotten any characterization, but while everyone on the team may be dicks, none of them are unlikable enough that I actually want them gone.

>>724611408
Ditto. “If you gave us a dispatcher who knew what he was doing” bitch I had no failures on episode 2. Whole fucking team has sucked for months I don’t see why we had to go based on score when BB said Robert could take the lead.

>>724611260
Your coworker is black unc flash looking einstein who is a nice guy and isn't just some dei checkmark box character, the jeet is literally treated like a genuine jeet, the blonde isn't a slut.
>the only white guy on your team is a midget and an incel but okay i guess, just move goalposts
Every single character on your team no matter their race is treated like a retarded asshole outside of the love interests. You play as a white protagonist who isnt just some fag? Did you play the game?

>>724611451
So far Punch Up seems like just a guy. The only characterizing line I've seen from him was that he didn't want this job.

>>724611260
>the only white guy on your team is a midget and an incel
Not an incel, he was clearly getting it on with Coup.
But he also wasn't white, he's ir*sh

>>724592462 (OP)
Sooo what you're saying here is that it's OKAY when China does it but when the West decides to do it WOOOAH nah chill hold up Westiods nahhh

>>724611501
I'm fairly certain you're replying to bait that is most likely coming from the wannabe janny that keeps going into every thread to screech about people making threads to discuss the game

>>724611501
stop giving the shartyteen (you)s

>>724611570
Irish

Buddy we have to take what we get. Be happy he wasn’t Italian

>>724611660
>>724611660

>>724600682
nose ring

>>724611501
oh so he's a nice nigger, that's very progresssive,

let's see 3 DEI women, 1 dei man, 1 short white midget comprise the team out of 8

that's like now 80 percent DEI and brown people, and the credits has women and jeets all over it, but it's fine

i'm glad people are moving pass this and enjoying games with amazing gameplay for what they are now

So why did it take so long for developers to get it?

>>724611709
>reddit spacing
anon I.....

>>724611126
Punch up probably.
Not because I dislike him, but because he's been the weakest link in the line-up so far.

>>724611709
>white man has to wrangle a bunch of degenerate subhumans into doing good for the city
Seems accurate to me.

>>724599743
am i supposed to like her?
this is the only actual footage i've seen of her btw

>>724607090
They show Shroud's name and mugshot in chapter 1, so his identity isn't a secret. He's one of Mecha Man 2 and Track Star's team.

>>724608375
>Wolf Pack on Invisigirl
>Accererating my waterboi to unheard of levels of stats
I'm all in on watercoin

>>724592539
I mean, that's how it works. You make games with attractive and beautiful women, not mid tier or ugly women. If you want to sell.

>>724611783
Here is the footage to make you like her >>724603740

>>724611709
This game takes place in alternate reality Los Angeles not West Virginia or Maine so of course there is non-white people.

>>724601017
Wait, so they straight up copied Hunter x Hunter for her superpower?

>>724592462 (OP)
I am disappointed by the size of her breasts.

>>724611126
If I could have a choice I wouldn't want to fire anyone. Not even the pissants like Flambae or Golem deserve to the victims of moronic corporate retardism

>>724610516
Lmao newfag even before gacha kusoge existed /v/ was exactly like this but with more lolisho threads cluttering the catalog

>>724611783
She is someone who never got praise or acceptance and she was looking for you to validate the "win" she thought she had. She is cute as fuck

>>724612235
>we've always been cartoon porn addicted simps
brutal

>>724592462 (OP)
>af
fr fr no cap

>>724592462 (OP)
>Ugh, you guys are like, sad, upset, and/or mad that you're unable to accomplish your most important biological function that many species are willing to suicide or fight to the death for? Ick!

>>724611783
You're supposed to fix her.

>>724592462 (OP)
Waterboy is a good boy and I will raise him to be the best hero in the world.

>>724608858
>>724608934
There's only one solution...

>>724610643
What is the name of this meme format?

Woke game