Thread 724594134

I literally only bought it because it has romance, nudity, sex, and conventionally attractive girls and no Igbtq bullshit.

If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.

easy on the shilling of this game, jesus christ /v/.

I thought it looked fucking gay

the main dude gets sexually molested and kissed on the lips by another dude

>>724594134 (OP)
I'm not buying your shitty kikeflix romcom game, faggot.

>>724594134 (OP)
>nudity
Where?

>>724594817
Episode 4 starts with a girl masturbating

>>724594548
You choose the buttons you press

>>724595583
prove it

>>724595583
>>724596570
She is having a wet dream.

>>724594134 (OP)
You are the cancer killing games and I hope you die painfully.

>>724596570
>prove it
It's nsfw and we'll get banned. And yes you do see invisgal's tits for a breif second.

>>724594817
Dick in episode 1, man ass in episode 2, Invisigal having a sex dream and Blonde Blazer has a minor wardrobe malfunction in episode 4, can't remember any in episode 3

>>724594134 (OP)
>conventionally attractive girls
you mean safe horny slop?

adult cartoons are cringe, let me guess they say a lot of fuck in this too?

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care about videogames you will buy this faggy VN that only women and men that wish they were women want

>>724594134 (OP)
>winning the cuIture war
im tired, /v/

are all the romance options straight?

This looks like children's cartoon, not a game, lmao no

>>724597304
>you mean safe horny slop?
No. They actually showed you a sex in a wet dream. And tits.
This is NOT SFW.

>>724594134 (OP)
the girls are definitely attractive but its hilarious how there is still the softest touch of woke they could manage.both girls show zero skin in their costumes and blonde one's muscles are super defined while her chest and ass are juuust slightly restrained enough to square out the curvy figure of a stacked woman. honestly its almost barely noticeable except for the fact that the superhero genre in particular was so male gaze centered in the past that these subtle changes actually stand out. At least if you are an old school fan of comics that remembers a time where there was zero woke faggot shit.

>>724597364
>are all the romance options straight?
So far story seems to be going for either Invisagal or Blonde Brazer. Nobody else. So yea it's a straight story.

>>724597349
>and men that wish they were women want
Im legit not even homophobic but the threads on this game have been insanely fucking cringe and disappointing. I keep pointing out that its the equivalent of how kpop stans talk about kim yoon poo or whatever, and how swifties obsess over taylor swift and whatever boyfriend shes currently got, and lastly, how the general gay community gossips about actors/actresses and anime etc. Conveniently you can find all this shit on twitter. Which is why I was wondering if thats why the threads feel like its literally full of bots with no brain.

Anyone else get huge Invincible fanfic vibes from it?

Like the writing and basically everything about it feels like someones fic about stuff taking place in the invincible world.

>>724597668
i think you just need to cope with the fact that your beloved 4channel isn't a time crystal of yesteryear, oldnigger

>>724597668
Coomers are mostly troons

>>724597760
Join the 51%

>>724597691
no i didn't get invincible vibes.

It's more like a story of ragtag failures trying to make this team work. And the one helming the crew is someone with no powers.

>>724594134 (OP)
Will buying this superhero game accelerate the release of the Epstein Files?

>winning the cuIture war
>>724597334
Yeah the whole “le superheroes but with REAL world problems like sex and cursing and drama” schtick is getting really old really fast, it wasn’t even that subversive or interesting the first time.

>>724597856
yeah that's the plot, but the world and writing feels like someone watched invincible and was like "woah wish my ocs were like that"

>>724597760
See thats where youre retarded. Im not even considered a "4channer" by most subhuman retards here. My point is moreso to confirm and show that you fucking shallow losers who think youre different or better than twitter and reddit arent actually any better, just on the otherside of the same coin, where all differences are appearance based. Where reddit is passive aggressive, your obnoxious aggressive, and where twitter is a circlejerk "reaction" oriented platform. 4chan also creates, nor engages in nothing of its own but purely reacts to confirm a bias, and reinforce whatever shitty dominant opinion is in their circle. Literally also follows the "I like pancakes", "So that you means you hate waffles!?" meme too here.

>>724598020
>and writing feels like someone watched invincible and was like "woah wish my ocs were like that"

nah. I don't see it.

>>724594817
>>724596570
>>724597364
>>724597387
>he doesn't know

>>724598068
>social media platform attracts... the kind of people who use social media
yeah, sherlock, it was always like this.

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby you should buy a non-game because it has GIRLS
Kill yourself, subhuman

>>724598253
>i-it's not a game because, uhh... IT JUST ISN'T, OKAY!?!?
seethe

>>724594134 (OP)
>I bought a game because I want porn lite with a shitty story

Is the world so full of social retards they will attach themselves to half baked characters in a literal who game that quickly. Play a real game fagget

>>724598314
I have not seen a single mention of any kind of actual gameplay in any thread about the game

>>724598187
>the kind of people who use social media
retard.

>>724598363
Marketed as a game, sold as a game, bought as a game, played as a game, discussed on the board about video games. Do you think Detroit: Become Human wasn't a game?

>>724598178
This is pathetic imo

>>724598465
I do not think that "games" without gameplay are games, no. Why would I care about how they market the game?

>>724598534
>"i do not think that games are games"
why are you on the "video games" board if you're so allergic to video games?

>>724598627
>not having gameplay doesn't matter for something being a game
why are you on the "video games" board if you're so allergic to video games?

>>724594134 (OP)
This is actually how you lose the culture war. Obsessed over dating slop is feminine, while aggressively pretending anyone who resists must be le woke tranny who wants heterosex. genocide is spiritually jewish, when you're fully aware that most puwwitans are actually far-right sharteens and kiwi farmers

the writing in this game is more cringeworthy than the average ayynime

>>724598068
Get off my nihon basket weaving forum normalnigger, no one gives a fuck about your retarded milquetoast take on imageboards and modern social media.

>>724598687
yeah, that's just western writing in a nutshell. different strokes for different strokes; i think the western stuff is nice

>>724594134 (OP)
I don't play capeshit visual novels. There's a reason telltale garbage died.

>>724598723
/v/ is 95% normalfags, its a containment board nowadays for a reason.

>>724598723
>>724598836
lol. k. just ignore the writing on the wall.

How close is Harry to flying into the sun?

>>724598949
One bad day.

>>724597454
Spherical boob pockets will never come back it seems.

>>724598178
I'm sold. Wife material.

>>724598687
chat is this true?

>>724598949
don't know don't care I picked waterchad

>>724598363
Outside of the dialogue choice stuff, it’s a superhero team management sim. The basic events look like this. You’re matching team members up to problems and deciding some basic stat and power progression for each of them as they gain comp. You also have to decide how many to send to each problem and there are travel and cooldown timers to weigh. There are still plot events and VO banter during it. There’s also a hacking minigame that pops up that represents you personally intervening and helping your team via all the security cameras and such all over the city.

>>724598178
HER GAME WON
SHE'S THE CANON ROMANCE
BONDE SLUT ON SUICIDE WATCH

What's up with all the shilling for this random vn?

>>724599137
because there are other people on this board that enjoy things that you don't

>>724594134 (OP)
I don't care about your culture war at all. Separate masturbation and playing video games. It's honestly pathetic how needy you fags are.

did you kick moist critical bat or black hawk?

Why is he so cute?

Sex with ayylmaos

>>724599439
Dude just wanted to see some boobies.

Sonar must be able to rip some pretty big coke lines with that bat nose

>>724594134 (OP)
I like Robert, I like Invisigale, I like Blonde Blazer. However I do not like the gay western quip shit and constantly throwing out as many one liners while saying "DICK, FUCK, COCK, BALLS, ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA" over and over. Its grating. People do not speak like this, hell mediocre young adult novels don't speak like this. Its some weird shit I see in a lot of modern western film/tv. Japanese visual novels are on the total opposite side of the spectrum with how they are written to use character dialogue and EVN's love to spam this. I dunno why western writers do this thing because outside of what I mentioned I still like the characters somewhat. You don't see this in older western fiction either, its a fairly new weird thing that they just can't help themselves. Also please don't do another "erm actually so the superman guy is like totally evil, he's like homelander/omniman!" please dont, enough of that shit its been done to death. Just make him a sorta depressed lonely guy that's super powerful and trying to figure out earth culture without being some megolomaniac that will wipe out earth if you look at him the wrong way.

>>724598687
no one actually think like this right?

>>724599468
Why would an alien from a different galaxy have mammalian breasts?

why would I buy a VN? They are not even games

>>724599019
nope
this shit is closer to a good hbo show, not even close to the cringe levels of most anime

I'll only play this if my choices actually matter. I already got burned by TWD S2.

So tell me /v/ - is it any different than the usual telltale slop?

>>724599829
For me to suckle

>>724599858
>telltale game
dude, in 3 episodes only 2 big choices so far

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war
i thought this was a board for video games, not a board for faggots who want to reenact model UN in their 30s

>>724600083
Piracy it is. Thanks.

>>724594134 (OP)
Not spending $30 on a 2 hour game.

I'm on episode 3 I don't want to get rid of either heroesExcept Golumn fucking hate him

>>724599846
>good hbo show
>cringe levels of most anime
GOOD GOYIM PLEASE CONSUME OUR "GOOD" SLOP AND MAKE IT YOUR IDENTITY AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND ADD ARBITRARY "QUALITY" READINGS TO OUR GARBAGE YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY NOT A WASTE!!

>>724594134 (OP)
Play a real WEG you fucking faggot cuck

>>724594332
>stop discussing games

>>724601106
>REEEEEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>>724599971
>random slug creature has a better ass than invisigirl

>>724596224
Doesn't matter how optional it is. It exists in the game.

>>724594134 (OP)
nope, has ecelebs and alanah in it. its cancer

>>724594134 (OP)
I'll consider playing it only when it's complete

>>724594134 (OP)
buy an ad

>>724594332
I would assume OP is trying to countershill.

In any case. the coomers are out for RED MEAT. And by RED MEAT I mean BROWN MEAT.

>>724598178
Lets face it. The coomer shit is the ONLY reason why anyone gives a solitary fuck about this. It's like telltale stellar blade.

>>724602935
>Lets face it. The coomer shit is the ONLY reason why anyone gives a solitary fuck about this. It's like telltale stellar blade.
this
I hope the devs take notice and double down on it

What happened to Mecha man?

>>724594134 (OP)
Don’t wanna be reminded of how this will never happen to me thanks.

>>724597668
Coomers are notoriousoy low test (that's why le dommy mommy shit is so popular with them) and just one bad day away from trooning out.

>>724598510
Agree.
It wouldn't get as much attention if this was absent.
Which says a little bit about its overall quality.

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.
Someone should murder you

>>>/vg/544413927
>>>/vg/544413927
>>>/vg/544413927
Don't forget about the general!

>>724594134 (OP)
>winning the cuIture war
I'll leave that schizo shit to the burgers

>>724594134 (OP)
I don't care about the bullshit culture war. It's specifically designed not to be winnable and keep the plebs distracted while we're robbed blind.

>>724602230
And that is not an issue.

>>724594134 (OP)
You aren't winning anything. The people that made this game did not make it for you, and would almost certainly feel disgusted if you told them why you bought their game.

>>724594134 (OP)
I would support it, because I think there needs to be more hetero games. But I don't consider media like this to be an actual "game". So yeah... hard pass.

>>724603516
Doubling down on what makes money is a smart thing to do, especially since there have been so many layoffs in the gaming industry lately. Ensuring job stability should take priority.

>>724599278
black hawk had to go, i was using moistcritical too much to let him off
if it was purely about voice acting/character id have let moistcritical go tho

>>724594134 (OP)
its reddit but it made me laugh
and invisigal makes me want a gf to bant with

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.
lol

>>724598178
I got a boner.

>>724594134 (OP)
Only faggots think giving a westoid studio centered around millenials in California is winning any culture war. It's gay enough that you're fighting a fake and gay war over consumerism, but for fuck's sake, know who you're giving money to.

>>724602935
>>724603516

> It's like telltale stellar blade.
Stellar Blade is actually a game and while it does lean into Eve being sexy, it has actual mechanics and gameplay that are very good (not the absolute best in the genre, but definitely very competent along with being full of passion and inspiration). In fact, in addition to Eve's sex appeal, most of the marketing of the game is focused on the stylish action adjacent gameplay.


This is just another Telltale game where none of that shit exists and they don't even have the decency to make it a good point n' click like their Bones and Sam and Max games.

>>724609958
I'd rather have no gameplay over dogshit chinkshit mobileshit like stellar blade

>>724599278
Moist got the boot because transformation meant team making was way too hard

>>724598020
Think it's because of the laissez-faire attitude with how many superheroes and their types are, along with yellow/cyan being prominent on the title.

>>724610042
Of course you would, you tasteless plebian faggot. You are the average /v/irgin in CURRENT YEAR: some retarded shithead that doesn't even like playing video games, but wants to discuss unrelated subhuman normalfaggot bullshit like women or politics and "plays" Netflix movie adaptions that only -60 IQ, woman-brained turds could enjoy. You're the target audience of this absolute tripe.

>>724610409
>some retarded shithead that doesn't even like playing video games, but wants to discuss unrelated subhuman normalfaggot bullshit like women or politics and "plays" Netflix movie adaptions that only -60 IQ, woman-brained turds could enjoy. You're the target audience of this absolute tripe.
This shit has been having me fiending for like a good year now. Genuinely impossible to find anyway to ACTUALLY talk about videogames. Its either purely about narratives or ALWAYS tangentially about the characters of a game rather than game mechanics and design. People really do treat their stupid retarded fictional characters like possible movie stars and hollywood celebrities to obsess and post endlessly about. Thats why I likened fans of this game to twitter swifties and kpop fans. But honestly this is all OVER videogames, from Aerith and Tifa to Laezel and Shadow Heart. This shit is FUCKING OBNOXIOUS and draws the most bottom barrel lowest common denominator retard because its so easy to talk about without any investment, you dont even really have to play the games. Just look at cosplayers and fanartists. How they blatantly misunderstand or misrepresent the characters because even ignoring the vidoegame part, they cant even respect videogames artistically on merit of the aspects it cheats off of from other mediums (not that videogames tend to do that well anyway).

FUCK.

>>724610984
I feel you. At this point, I'm only here just to kill time between work and playing vidya. Most people are just tasteless retards and most media to them is transitory and replaceable, hence why they only focus on surface level evaluations of the things they consume and not on anything deeper within the medium and any possible topics related to the product's creation, inspiration and how it will inspire others.


Just be glad you aren't that shallow, retarded and frankly subhuman and keep on enjoying good media and analyzing it (maybe so you can create something cool in the future or maybe just to really see why this game works or doesn't work). The average person is basically a medieval peasant but useless and retarded

>>724602230
>Choose [KISS HIM]
>He kisses him
>How was I supposed to know he would kiss him?
I wish they labeled that choice that just for the meme. Still not an issue though. If an autistic dude kissing your entirely unperturbed self-insert is enough to make you seethe then you desperately need thicker skin.

>>724611496
Thanks. I try to keep myself grounded in this understanding so that I dont become a bot. Its hard to try and continue thinking deeply when there are so few avenues to express that, but I try.

>>724598178
That's way way hotter than I thought it would be, props to the animators.

>>724594134 (OP)
I don't care about capeshit and anything that resemble capeshit.

>>724612453
The fading in and out during her orgasm is the hottest thing ever, never would have thought of it

>>724612392
That puts you above most people, who accept this retarded reality as the norm and don't try to actually be human as opposed to a literal automaton.

The worst thing you can do is to let your mind rot into a miasma of ignorance.

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war

An interesting question for once. I'm inclined to say I don't give a fuck about winning wars, but could you articulate a win condition for me so I should know if it's even worth trying?

>>724597387
It clearly looks like an adult's cartoon.

>>724598178
Why did these coomer VN games get nuked off the steam store but garbage like this stays?

>>724598363
theres this nutso thing called doing your own fucking research you stupid fucking piece of shit if you want to know how the game is go find out you dumb fuckers good god how do you keep your heading from smacking into things with your stupidity levels that high?

>>724597454
Yeah Blondie should've been an all-out sexpot who commands our eyes at all times. A Wonder Woman type. Her not showing skin in spite of her enhanced durability and not taking advantage of her sex appeal really takes from what makes superheroines attractive in the first place: hot bodies in tight body clinging clothing. She's too sterile here.

>>724597668
Yeah. That's how you know it's forced engagement. Shills essentially. Especially when it comes to Invisigal. The character radiates insecurity so people are weirdly defensive and obsessive as if they see themselves in the character or something

>>724597668
well I'm sure that is you keep pointing out bullshit no one cares about, you'll show everyone that you're not a dumb taylor swift fan even though you know exactly how they act and spend time with them. constantly. for days. your face is toilet water btw

>>724599716
People can't write. Their version of drama and emotion is using swear words, not logic or emotion or action. Swearing is the action. Sooo mature.

Waterboyo has potential.

>>724594134 (OP)
your not that subtle chill, I can see porn everywhere and your not good enough for Netflix pilot "game" is pathetic

>>724599716
>>724616447
its really funny to me when people get hung up about the dialogue. its such a big self tell that they dont actually go outside and interact with people casually. i can understand it being a bit "too quippy", but only from the standpoint that its too clever too consistently, so it doesnt feel quite as natural/realistic. getting upset about their general diction is just admitting that you dont actually talk to people.

>>724605830
it is
>>724612337
Put there a menu option to exclude gayshit, otherwise fuck off

>>724601497
>game
What game? This shit isn't a game

>>724596792
Spare me your fake outrage. And yes, no matter how much you deny it, it's fake as shit.

>>724594134 (OP)
>no Igbtq bullshit.
Lmao. Not only there is LGBT in the game (it even has the tag on Steam), it's as woke as a game can be. Sexual freedom, tough women talking about masturbating and sex like it's a normal thing and so on.

>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war
I care about good games, so I'm not buying your boring shit for sex-obsessed normalfaggots.

>>724594134 (OP)
Did you... play it as well? Or is that immaterial?

>>724621260
>Put there a menu option
Kanker ouwe

>>724594134 (OP)
>LGBTQ
Nigger, they're using DEI as hiring principle.

>>724594134 (OP)
>Igbtq bullshit.
I'm actually surprised there are no gays or dykes that are front and center.

>>724598949
>Its an expression of pain

>>724613128
because those jap coomer vns were unironic garbage with zero production values.

>>724600832
Why do you ahte him? Just give him a chair and hes your friend

>>724594134 (OP)
I don't buy capeshit, I don't consume capeshit.
Fuck you.

>>724626559
Thanks for letting us know.

>>724594548
To be fair, in this context kissing the Depressed Superman was self-preservation.
Do you really want to be turned into paste by a jealous unhinged flying brick?

>>724594548
Shouldn't have kissed blonde thot you coombrain
Be glad it wasn't full on rape instead(theres 4 more episodes tho)

why are the mods allowing a general about this shitty game ?

>>724598178
Wait... No fucking way is there SEX SCENES in this game?
Unironically, can I romance and have sex with the cute blonde?

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.
It's not even a real fucking game faggot OP.
Fuck Telltale slop and FUCK VNs, you will never be video games

>>724628074
>VN can't be video games

Hello zoomie https://youtu.be/6321sL2XGF0?t=228

>>724627776
Yes, from a certain point of view
The blond has a second brunette form.

>>724628212
That's not a VN you retard

>>724628260
it's literally the same thing retard games like this exist forever.

>>724628298
You literally don't even know what a VN is, dumbass zoomer

>>724623614
White men would never be hired without DEI. Whiniest most pathetic minority there is

>>724621260
>Put there a menu option to exclude gayshit, otherwise fuck off
Good lord why are you chuds such fucking crybabies

Coomer PSA: there's a WEG with a similar setting to this called Heroes University, and it has good art.

>White protag
>hot Aryan and hot brown girl sex choices
>no troons
>minorities are actually characters and not woke
/ourgame/

>>724594332
You try this every thread and every thread you are BTFO

>>724621573
>What game?
Dispatch. Learn to read

>>724594134 (OP)
The "culture war" you describe is a bullshit cop-out.

Stop being dishonest and admit you're just a retard.

>>724610984
>Its either purely about narratives or ALWAYS tangentially about the characters of a game
Has been for 30 years ever since RPGs have existed you falseflagging piece of shit bot

>>724594134 (OP)
>man this game seems popular and has lots of discussion
>better ruin that for everyone

>>724598178
Tomboy gf bros... we finally won

>>724599137
What's up with all the anti-shilling for this management sim game?

> we want /pol/ish shitskins to shill our game
What a great plan, there's no way it would backfire.

>>724616447
Can you tip your fedora any harder

>>724594134 (OP)
>Game has optional lgbt stuff
>/V/: aaaiiiieeee hitler help me
>Game has optional lgbt stuff
>/V/: look i'm fighting against lgbt by buying this game with sex!
You are brown

>>724622447
>Not only there is LGBT in the game
Where is it?
>(it even has the tag on Steam)
Tags are user added, not dev added

>>724628971
being a faggot doesn't mean you can't make something good
it might make that less likely (seemingly by a lot), but the possibility is still there
the problem in recent years is that games have been shit, not necessarily that they've been made by faggots (and there have been plenty of AAA games that were shit while not being made by faggots)

>>724610409
>>724609958
I don't give a shit about another generic soulslop nigger
YOU should be happy anyone uses stellar blade at all for comparison and take it as compliment gook. Don't punch above your weight with the whole muh gameplay

>>724627739
Why do you shit your pants when people talk about recently released videogames?

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.
Sorry, but I don't support art thieves.

>have to get rid of cool bat or cool assassin lady
>no option to ask "hey maybe we shouldn't cut anyone since we had such a good shift and built some camaraderie
>Can't just boot out Golem
This is stupid

>>724598178
>septum piercing
Fucking disgusting.

>>724594134 (OP)
if anybody from a AAA gaming studio is reading, can you guys make something like dispatch but only with blacks and LGBTQ?

>>724594332
Kys tendiepajeet

>>724629630
golem is yung gravy though. you're retarded if you didn't realize that.

>>724629849
>blacks and LGBTQ
>Office job simulator

>>724629934
Literally who

>game descriptions on stores paints it as team management game with VN elements
>/v/ instead only talks about which one of two girls would they fuck

So, is the game truly only about fucking and "team management" is only an excuse or /v/ became normalfaggy completely, only caring about sex?

>>724629958
you think blacks can't have office jobs? have you ever been to the DMV?

>>724629642
Non-issue

>>724630109
we're just that horny

no one outside 5 anons have heard of this game but yet here you are continuing the shill campaign

>>724630109
>/v/ instead only talks about which one of two girls would they fuck
that's exactly what a VN is, troonbielandsaga poster

>>724630109
the job stuff is pretty good, I enjoy it, my nigga waterboy gonna shine next episode

>>724630252
That's what the question was about you double nigger. And Zombieland Saga was fun with good songs so fuck you.

>>724630247
You have access to the internet and yet choose to be this disconnected from reality

>>724594134 (OP)
I saw the "little man" video clip and it turned me thoroughly off

>>724630109
vns have sex scenes so what do you mean tranny newfaggot?

>>724621260
>REEEE give me my safe spaces and trigger warnings, I just saw a thing and I'm literally crying and hyperventilating now
I remember when the right was supposed to laugh at snowflakes, not be those snowflakes.

>>724601497
Where is the discussion? I only see you talking about these two chicks and their sex scenes and it's these "discussions" don't even come to anything, you just repeat the same shit over and over again like a parrot.

>>724630463
if you can stomach idolshit maybe, I was referring to the fact that one of the zombie girls isnt a girl
>>724630530
the monkeybranching dyed-Blonde Bitch whore dumps him because his dick wasnt up to her standards
>inb4 it's because of his obsession with dying a hero's death
Roberto is the exact same in that regard

>>724630956
And therein lies your flaw. You're chumming the water.

>>724628527
How much content does it have though

>>724594134 (OP)
>used good
No thanks

>>724631226
Rob is in his 30s, also used goods and we got a scene that shows his biological clock is ticking hard
what (or who) else can he do?

>>724631041
>And therein lies your flaw. You're chumming the water.
What does this even mean? Ok you wanted to say that I'm baiting, but why would call it my "flaw"?

>>724594134 (OP)
Sorry i don't support dogshit Eceleb visual novel, i rather buy another copy of ninja gaiden 4 and support real video gaming

>>724631337
>Rob is in his 30s
Robert is 26

>>724597168
lol fag

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about this hobby and winning the cuIture war, you would do the same.

I only care about games that have dodging and killing things. I hate your retarded bullshit.

>>724594332
FPBP

>>724594134 (OP)
>nudity
lol, no nudity you fucking liar not to mention the game is shit

>>724631673
>he doesn't know

>>724626437
>tfw I kicked him out the meeting because I thought "give him the chair" was meant in a WWE sense

>>724631721
>because I thought "give him the chair" was meant in a WWE sense
It does, but he's into that.

>>724629630
>Boot out lad who gets 25% boost per empty slot on assignments
>Edgy negro and eceleb as options
Tard

>>724631721
it's both
>>724631435
still those are his options. or ending your bloodline sounds good too I guess

>have a seat
holy fuck I finally understood the joke

>>724631886
He's literally one of the most famous superheroes and he's young, he can get whoever he wants.
You're retarded.

Damn invisible chicks are on a roll as of late

>>724613128
Because those coomer VNs feature 7 year old girls, not 27 year old girls.

>>724594134 (OP)
>you should buy [trash] because it’s ideologically opposed to [trash]
Culture war has rotted your brain. This “game” (TT has never made an actual video game in their lives, before or after changing names) is not good just because there’s worse junk out there.

>>724594134 (OP)
>I bought a visual novel to save video games

great, thanks

>sex scenes for this but no RhysSasha sex scene in TFTB
I want to be upset but she had no tits or ass so it's fine really

This looks gay as hell, did the devs hire shills or something?

>>724632607
How could payment processors track that but not pic related?

>>724629630
I ended up kicking out Sonar but it felt needless and forced, and I told BB that it was a bad idea. If I could kick someone based on personality, it'd be Prism but she's actually a really useful team member.

>>724594134 (OP)
>If you care at all about winning the cuIture war
I don't.

>>724594134 (OP)
Yeah I'll get it for 10 bucks in a couple years.

Oh my nintendo!
Stop spamming these threads!

>>724594134 (OP)
they also have several streamers as voices. if you purchased it, you are gay. simple as.

>>724632973
/v/ is very lonely so if they can romance people they don't need to be paid to shill.

>>724632836
>>724632887
based videogame players. we are a dying breed on this board. so many people here need to just go to /tv/ and stay there.

>>724633052
>it felt needless and forced
Agreed. We only know the team for a very short while before we get forced to cut one

>>724631402
NO. You dumbfuck.

You are the one being BAITED. Holy god damn

>>724632976
With pure deflection and virtue signalling, of course. Same as loads of politicians, pedo hunters, and pedos on twitter. They're not bad, they can't possibly be this thing, they hate anime, see? Anime girls look young, so they can't possibly be into real kids if they hate that, right?

>>724598994
trad girls don’t slick themselves like crazy

>>724597432
He didn’t say safe for work, he said safe horny, which is a term used by faggots when something isn’t faggoty enough for them.

>>724631337
>man
>biological clock

>>724594134 (OP)
Thinking of picking Dispatch up. Do we have to buy the episodes?

>>724594134 (OP)
why do invis fags mald so much when someone picks BB?

>>724633491
Nah, they just come out later. You can play episode 1-4 now

>>724633547
its the NTR route

>>724633598
pheno and BB never had sex. and it wasn't even a real relationship just pheno trying to emulate humans

>>724633052
Most of the e-celeb voices are going to get kicked out sooner rather than later because they want the publicity of poopyfartmoistyhahaman’s fanbase but they realize he’s still a completely amateur VA. None of these characters are going to last very long by choice.

>>724627739
I ask that every time censor anon shits him over Gabe and steam.

This was gayer than most games that are called woke. The audible kissing sound too.

>>724634462
what option do you have to pick to get this? geez

>>724634539
Kissing a hot babe

>>724634462
it's your fault for being ass and telling him you kissed Blazer

>>724600832
golem fucking rules
i wanted to get rid of flambae fuck that guy

>>724634462
>an autistic alien that literally doesn't understand how human relationships or even basic interactions work does something in character and kisses the player character (reminder that the alien doesn't even have genitals)
>/v/tards: LITERALLY WOKE

>>724634539
if you tell him you kissed BB

>>724634539
You kiss BB, then tell him you kissed BB, and now he kisses you to confirm if you are a good enough kisser for her to leave Phenom over it

flawless logic

>no models in the game files
those fuckers

>>724594134 (OP)
Does this chick get nude?

>>724635649
Pre-rendered cutscenes unfortunately, and the gameplay sections are all 2D PNGs.
Shame. They should have known the amount of porn those models would have got would be endless free marketing, especially when Invisigirl at least is already naked and ready to go.

>>724594134 (OP)
Blonde blazer into the trash. we patriarchy only loves mentally ill supervillain tomboys who have wet dreams about fucking their crush

>>724635861
It just felt more natural. BB just felt like an afterthought with her just sending you a text after the whole episode built up to the theater scene.

>>724635837
surely they'll put them in the final episode to give the players a treat

>calls
100% suceeded, even on teammate sabotage day
>percentiles
100% across the board
>random stat boosts and misison XP
all fed to invisigirl
>vanderstank
solo saved (great xp from that one)
>kaiju
destroyed
>riddler
outwitted
>filipina tomboy girlfailure daughterwife
level: 12
all skills: UNLOCKED (including 2x EXP)
smile: PROTECTED
popcorn: BOUGHTED
sour patch kids: EATED
movie: IGNORED
fingering: IN PROGRESS

im more than just a dispatcher, im a dispatchGOD

>only model in the files is this guy and he has no textures
fuck you adhoc

>>724636779
you have to be shitting me
tell me you can take his tooth off at leasat

>>724635967
BB will probably get something big next episode since she's tied to the narrative.

>>724636842
he does indeed have an area which probably gets masked out for his tooth

Guys I did it, a perfect score

>>724636779
Why does it run like shit if it's all prerendered?
Also I'm reminded of the horrible lack of Shelob porn

did the bingo sheet get finished?

>>724596224
Yeah there's Wishlist, Buy and Ignore. And I choose ignore.

>>724637072
it ran perfectly for me and i had it on a dogshit 5400rpm harddrive, your shit is all broken

>>724594134 (OP)
What’s funny is the troons on Twitter are in denial that there’s gonna be gay romance out of nowhere. Because one website made up it existing and Aaron Paul was vague when answering a question about romance existing.

>>724637072
moviegames sell like shit so they bundled a criptominer with it
or maybe it's because they use UE5 for a fucking 2D game

>>724637189
literally an ai article to fish clicks

>>724637175
kek

>>724634835
Next the guy will say “HE MADE LOVE TO ROBERT TWICE”. Which was a hug.

>>724637220
ue4 actually
>>724637072
did you pirate it and get a bitcoin miner release or something?

>>724636779
Wonder if there's something weird with him where because he has a changeable look, they don't pre-render his close-ups. Why have two movies which are identical except one guy is missing a tooth instead of eyebrows, when you can save file space by just slapping him over the movie.
Or it's just an old prototype left in the files.

>>724637175
this, like any normal person
gayshit doesn't belong to products meant for normal people

>>724637072
It runs flawlessly on my ancient-ass rig, you're either on a literal potato or your dumb ass thinks animating on 2's is lag

>>724637360
it's from the hacking event where he's in a pod during the teammates fighting each other shift. the hacking stuff isn't prerendered obviously so his model is in there

>>724637351
No I just can't tell if it runs bad or it's going for a cinematic 24FPS

>>724637375
>gayshit doesn't belong
It's just a joke dude it's not meant to be taken seriously, and it's just showing how disconnected from humanity P-man is

>>724637449
yeah because it's pre-rendered, your pc isn't doing anything except playing the video. it was originally a tv show which is probably why it's 24 fps

>game isn't chock full of browns, trannies and queers
>game does very well
The mind boggles.

>>724598178
What’s hot is her power is invisibility by holding her breath.

IG
>Locked in each other's arm the moment the key goes into the front door lock
>Grabbing each other while desperately undrrssing
>Passionate, rough sex
>Unwashed, untamed pussy hair
>Degenerate and debased
>She'll try to pet you at some point

BB
>Fun, flirty and relaxed while the door comes in
>As the door opens you both stretch and sigh as you return to your place of rest
> She's calmly talks about work plans as she removes her heels and you unwind on the couch and pet the dog
>You continue talking domestic matters as she changes into her nightwear
>She curls up into you on the couch
>You whisper to her how nice the night was
>She seductively whispers the nights not over
>Leads you to the bedroom
>Romantic lovemaking ensues
>She always double checks with you when she feels she's doing something that might push your boundaries

Yeah, I'm BB fag

>>724637607
>game isn't chock full of browns, trannies and queers
Well technically it kind of is

>>724633052
>>724633790
If you think the person you cut is staying off the team you're insane
If you think the person you added is staying on the team you're insane
There's a mission hook to meet back up with the cut Z-team member in the shift right after you cut them.

As for being needless and forced, I'm wondering if that wasn't the intention. Cutting a member of the team for "underperforming" and immediately replacing them with true dead weight? Really sounds like a way to intentionally sabotage the Z-team.

>>724637607
It even jokes about it when Waterboy is stumbling how to describe a snowman.
And BB talking about their “diversity” being literal aliens. And the Sikh guy with superheating who is from florida. “Watch out for the bath salts” “It was one guy” got a chuckle from me.

>>724635861
>66% from 53% yesterday
BBcoin crashing with no survivors... BBsisters... not like this...

I headcanon that Sonar's body is covered in shaggy brown fur up to his elbows and knees and it's been spreading bit by bit whenever he transforms
plain animal head with completely human body is GIGAPLEB tier
yes it's cope

Faggot game. Will never get my money.

>>724598178
>straight sex in the year of our Lord 2025
Finally, some good fucking food.

>flamebae scene of him fighting mechman in the trailers
I wonder if that'll be a flash back or if shroud is building his own suit, which is why he needed the astral pulse

>>724637189
>some rando I've never met or interacted with is wrong
you're right, it's hilarious

>>724594134 (OP)
>Deals with woke issues like male depression and weak men
Not buying it.

>>724637973
Wanna know how I know you’re brown? You don’t understand the phrase used

Alright so which Telltale games are worth playing?

>>724637765
Cutting someone was literally motivated by BB breaking up with PM. The height of office fuckery. Your manager is doing an audit on he life and she thinks it's a good idea to bring that energy to work.

The fact is, there's no reason to cut any of them this early since you had them for literally a day. And the person getting cut should have been the one with the most issues who is actually flambae

Bringing in WB and PM into the team isn't a bad call since the Z team is literally the lowest stake supe team

>>724635967
>episode 1 was the BB episode
>episode 2,3, and 4 were all dedicated to IG
They definitely should of given BB some more scenes in those episodes. She only really gets the dress scene and everything else is more about her being your boss rather than a romantic interest.

>>724638153
>Bringing in WB and PM into the team isn't a bad call since the Z team is literally the lowest stake supe team
I mostly agree with you, I think BB conspiracy theories are a long shot and she's just fucking up management a bit, but this is a sticking point.

Ideologically I get the idea behind adding Waterboy, but in practice it's certain to piss off the entire team repeatedly and consistently to the point that even if he does a good job he'll likely drag them down and kill morale.

Phenomaman is even worse - this is a depressed and mentally unstable alien that has already casually thrown around the idea of absorbing all the sun's energy and letting the Earth freeze, I don't think making him see his ex and putting a bunch of dickhead villains in his ear ends well for anyone.

>>724637971
looks like a flashback since he had a different suit I think
>>724637765
Iwonder why would anyone still side with her after seeing her fire a former villain for shit n giggles

>>724637932
did you just post sensei kongou in the year of our lord 2025 on a fucking videogames board?
what the fuck man

>You and 1% of players helped Invisigal against Lightningstruck
>You and 1% of players warned Blonde Blazer about her dress
wut

>>724638558
it's broken, don't mind it

>>724613128
Because retards arent anti-coomer, they're anti-anime. Do you really not get this yet?

>>724594134 (OP)
>I literally only bought it because it has romance
fag

>>724598178
MODS! THERE ARE NIPPLES HERE!!!!

BB is the sensible white mans choice. Invisigal is for degenerates.

>>724638978
dating middle management is never sensible

>>724594134 (OP)
looks like westoid garbage anyway

>>724639860
You're a fucking chud, dating middle management is ideal

>Everyday they will have new stories about office politics, who's cool, who's shit, who's a snake. Just pay attention and you get positive points
>They have flexible time off, if you wanna go take a trip should be fine
>They occasionally have events you can go to, free date nights
>When they WFH they appreciate any thing in nice you do (food, chores, words of affirmation) way more because they're always busy

>>724640459
you forgot the part where they're stupid and insane

Mechaman wouldn't sleep with his boss for a promotion... would he?

>>724638978
only shitskins put fake blondes on a pedestal doebeit
>>724640598
only if they put more resources into fixing his robot, which I expected him to know more of
guess that's the difference between a scientist and an engineer

>>724640716
she's blonde and brunette
both are real

.... The female characters in this show are way too forward with and attracted to the MC to the point of it being self inserty- and MC is way to sociable given his background. Why is a guy seeking vengeance for his father (constantly) so concerned with a kiss from some woman he barely knows.

Wish fulfillment slop

>>724640854
aha and Shazam is both a kid and a twenty somethin, except he isnt.

>>724594134 (OP)
>you would do the same.

>>724598178
Look how satisified she is at getting the thumb. Imagine how satisfied she'll be when she gets the dick.

>>724638121
Wolf Among Us, Batman stuff (there's two, don't know exactly if they're both good, but heard some good stuff), The Walking Dead Season 1, anything after is middling at best with good moments.
Tales from the borderlands is probably good if you're into that universe

>>724640892
>seeking vengeance

He literally says he doesnt understand why he's doing it either, he has massive daddy issues. His dad never really talked to him too so he doesnt really understand why he's mecha man either.

I don't care how much /v/ shills this game, it's still capeshit and I don't consume marvelslop, even if it's wannabe marvelslop.

>>724638121
Walking Dead 1
Wolf Among Us
Tales from Borderlands
Batman 2
Also Puzzle Agent and Sam & Max

>>724640892
>constantly
Only in episode one.
After that he’s barely holding on and is trying to get back in the game with the lifeline he’s been thrown.
Both women also have history with him that he’s unaware of, if the leaks are accurate

>>724641294
>Both women also have history with him that he’s unaware of, if the leaks are accurate
wdym? im only aware of the stuff with the bomb but that's more than obvious
>>724641251
it's wannabe invincible slop tho

>>724629630
I only ended up kicking the bat out cause his voice acting was awful. easily the weakest performance out of the cast felt like he was recording his lines from his streaming setup and not from a studio.

>>724641251
>newfag doesn't remember that /v/ used to discuss every telltale game

>>724594332
>new IP that's actually decent and is well liked
>easy on the shilling
god forbid we actually talk about new games. I hate you faggots so much.

>>724641813
his played by a monotone normalfag eceleb who gives milquetoast opinions and throws dildos while swearing what did you expect

>>724597691
Robert Kirkman is involved in the production, that's probably why it feels derivative.

>>724641845
Yeah because you all have shit taste.

>>724641989
I know. was expecting him to at least give it his best shot. it's even more jarring since he's performing beside excellent voice actors.

Dont forget to pick (You)r power Anon
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>724641251
I'll never understand what goes through the demented mind of schizo wannabe janny freaks such as yourself that a newly released game getting regular threads on the videogame discussion board is somehow shilling. Why don't you go pester faggots posting off-topic bullshit on the board instead?

>>724641725
Tone’s completely different from invincible.
Invincible has superhero work as a mostly thankless meat grinder if you’re not one of the top dogs, often leading to civilian deaths anyway and mostly gives the impression that heroes are just stooges.
Even among the biggest fuck ups of the company, the dispatch heroes feel a lot more sincere.
Also current speculation is that BB and IG live together, and Blazer was either saved by Robert or was directly inspired by him.

>Tumblr-tier art
>dogshit millennial le quirky chungus writing
>shitty e-celeb voice acting
>muh girl boss slay queen "strong" female characters
>qte "gameplay" purely to watch a shitty cartoon
This shit is what happens when retards play Asura's Wrath and think "this would be better without all the toxic masculinity".

>>724642179
Think they're just bitter their loli hentai games keep getting banned off steam.

>>724642012
Is that true? Ew. I hope he didn't touch the writing. I don't need the "invisigal fucks another man and gets 20 abortions back to back" arc to ruin the game

>>724642134
Got pretty lucky for once. Good thing I'm not a hemophiliac

now that you paid for it they're free to ruin it in the following episodes maybe
but mark my word they WILL do it for the eventual sequel, get ready

>>724642134
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Joints
Fucking stupid, I'm getting a desk job.

>>724642134
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Arts_Empowerment
I can punch things

>>724642179
It’s very simple, anon. They only stay here to shitpost. They have no sincere feelings towards any topics of the board and genuinely believe that lurking a few threads qualifies them to discuss the game as if they played it. They project this mindset onto everyone else, so when they see someone not mindlessly shitposting they feel as if something is wrong, and the quickest answer to that is to scream about shills.

>>724642134
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Denial_Embodiment
what the fuck

>>724640854
>both are real
Blonde Blazer doesn't agree she sees Mandy as the real her and that's who she wants you to love

>>724642830
It’s pretty obvious that her relationship arc is going to be accepting both sides of herself like Robert does, given that he assumes she’s having a joke when she makes a big deal about the shift

>>724594134 (OP)
Literally the opposite. If it didn't have forced romance I would have bought it. Superhero management game sounds fun. I don't give a shit about blonde bimbo or cow piercing bitch

>>724642134
Believe it or not but this is not going to end well for me.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Age_Magic
>The user can use a form of magic related to aging. Users can magically manipulate their own or other targets’ ages through spell casting or manipulating magical energy.

>>724637663
i think invis is the one that wants petting, not the other way around but spot on

>>724643257
I'd fill her donut if you know what I mean.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!

I liked the Glass Him joke.

>approaching her late 20s
>suddenly feels a strong desire to settle down and be normal
>breaks off the relationship with Phenomaman who just so happens to be an alien
Blazer wants kids, doesn't she?

>>724642134
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Constructs
Nice. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

>>724643742
visi would be into it
blazer would never allow it

>>724643579
Comic clarifies that she wants more time to be as Mandy, which Phenomaman doesn't understand.
I mean, fair, it gets tiring to be a mask all the time but it's also understandable for him who doesn't get it especially since he's so smitten to her BB form.
The relationship wouldn't have lasted.

>>724643579
Given the question that solidified the breakup was if there was any room for settling down with Mandy, almost certainly. She also asked about Robert’s family naming, come to think about it,

>>724643579
she wants 12 kids with mecha chad

>>724643579
With the camera panning on Robert looking at a coworker with a kid and the whole conflicted feelings with his dad and him, I bet the ending will you marrying a girl and having kids and carrying on the mechaman legacy.

BB just wants to be a normal woman for once.

>>724643979
>robert robertson iv

>>724630247
Why do you discord fags love to gaslight this board? Why spend your time doing this when you could do anything else.

[Buy a fucking ad]

>>724642134
so my power is being a gary stu. thats gay

>filter steam for the top 5 best seller game
>Dispatch is second place
And people wonder why there are threads about this game?

Dispatch is currently only being outsold by Arc Riders. The third place is Expedition 33 btw.

>>724643828
I feel like Invisigal talks big but would never be willing to share either or would ultimately get pissed off about the whole thing

>Why yes, I did buy boring gameplay-less movie game full of WORDSWORDSWORDS and supergoyros dating sim because.... LE SEX!
>I am... LE BASED!
I fucking despise you pecker-brained gooner dipshits so much.
>Muh culture war tho!
Fucking DIE.

>>724643443
god i wish women were real