>>724595152 (OP) >previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES >doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven! >*doomguy breathing heavily* >doomie, can you hear me? To your left. >*a portal opens* >*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle* >*another portal opens* >K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?! >*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy* >*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*. >We must be better... >*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez* >Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub! >*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop* >I... AM KYIIIIIIV >*Satan watches in bewilderment* >You can't beat me! >I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera >You can be better than this...- says better man >*Satan orders his army to attack*. >*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*. >I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before! >*Doomguys looks seriously* >DOOMVENGERS! >ASSEMBLE... >*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD* >*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win* >*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems* >*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces* >I may be wholesome but I'm also tough! >*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais* >Try this, chuds! >*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha* >Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves >*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*
>>724596000
ring-wing humor also involves cucking and BBC fetish too, of course they will deny it and say its for making fun of libtards or some other bullshit excuse when they make whole poems and sex fics.