Thread 724607825

wtf they expect me to move every piece, play every card, and do everything manually? What the fuck do they think this is, a board game?

>>724607825 (OP)
>What the fuck do they think this is, a board game?
Just a simulation

What we simulating, fellow boardchads?

>>724608126
Trying to learn pic related, but it's kind of complex....

>>724608126
Not simulating, but got to play the WoW board game and it's really fucking fun. I think the guy had to pay like 250 bucks to get his hands on it.

>>724608341
What a fool, I can pay 0 to get it right now.

I want to simulate putting my dick out

>>724608398
The entire point of board gaming is playing it physically.

>>724608481
Cutting your dick out you mean, this is Trannytop Simulator after all.

>>724608559
Modern board games have better gameplay than modern video games, you can experience gameplay regardless of form.

>>724607825 (OP)
you can make your own lua scripts and automate as much of a game as you want

>>724608126
I'm playing the Metal Gear Board Game https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459715444

It's really fun, just beat the Ocelot fight, would be fun to play it with other people though.

Are you supposed to randomly join a room and play with strangers? Seems like a bad idea.

>>724608707
Prove it.

>>724608915
Isn't that what you do in most online multiplayer games?

>>724608559

90% of the posters on this board don't have a physical form

>>724608481
Is it on fire?

>>724609006
spooky

>>724609000
It's a board game sim so things are way more intimate.

>>724609124
>when you are waiting to play your +4 in Uno but the other players won't stop ERPing

>>724608897
There's a MGS board game? Since when?

Last tabletop game I played was X Wing with my friend. It's pretty fun, but he kept absolutely destroying me no matter what I did. After several matches, I guess I still don't understand how to git gud.
We played at a game store, but I image it's on tabletop sim too, of course. Pretty fun game.
I remember in my first match, I fucked up and crashed on of my ships into an asteroid lol
The ships have momentum mechanics, took a bit to get it down to muscle memory for me, estimating distances and turn rates.

Any Wingspanchads ITT? I love how the Steam version has every bird's unique chirps when you play them

>>724608660
they already were cancelled a while back

>twilight imperium digital on steam
I'm kinda hyped about this if only because of the vsAI feature since my friends only like short games
>>724609426
It's pretty good and I hope they release both Finspan and Wyrmspan digital as well

>>724609476
Then they wonder why everybody hates their ilk

Food Chain Magnate digital version when??

>>724609618
I wonder how fast a game of Twilight Imperium will be once you take out all the bookeeping and admin. If playing against AI and probably don't do any deals like in Root digital I bet you can finish TI in like 2 hours. Maybe less.

>>724609732
you can play it on bga and other websites digitally

>>724609863
FCM is not in BGA, and even if it were, it and the other websites have terrible and wonky UI. I want a nice looking 3D version of the map and snappy controls with a good interface like pic related

>>724608559
yeah but that requires having people that are not just willing to play but also have compatible schedules to meet up

>>724610065
>Love board games
>0 friends

>>724610049
ok you can play it on a website called onlineboardgamers. they have a bunch of splotter games

>>724610207
Did you not read my post? bga AND the other websites have awful UI and UX. That includes obg.

>>724608268
>>724608341
>>724609301
>>724609732
All of these look fun as fuck. Is it too hard to get into the hobby? Aside from getting a group of people to consistently play with of course.

>>724608126
Checking it Sleeping Gods, recently got a fully scripted mod for it.

>>724610373
Nah, not really. From my experience, once you discover the community, they tend to be super stoked to have new blood in the group, they'll love to show you the ropes and play with you.
Fa/tg/guys tend to be like for the most part.

Any lobbies? I'll play anything shorter than an hour

>>724609476
>being trans isn't a sexuality
>that's why we belong in the Lesbian Gay Bisexual club

>>724611628
My guy, you need to dive into the different sub communities for games. Everyone has their own niche groups for their niche interests. The artists don't come out of their shells, you need to find them instead.

>>724607825 (OP)
I always wanted to buy this but there is no single player

>>724616435
Are you retarded? You can play anything alone. Just create your own server and then load up a game alone
The tabletop game itself has to support solo play but there's a metric fuckton of tabletop games that are literally designed specifically to play alone

I mainly play kill team, thats why i bought tts. Lately im playing Marvel Champions with some Friends and its also fun as fuck. Im surprised tts isnt more popular, It is the discovery of the year for me

>>724616435
yes there fucking is?

>>724608559
The entire point of a board game is to play a game. If you want something physical to fiddle with, buy some Legos or Play-Doh.

every time i see this i wanna play shit no one wants to play, i.e. rangers of shadow deep or frostgrave or five leagues from the boarderlands.

Alas i never see them. I did some 40k back in the before the coof times with a buddy but he vanished four and a half years ago.

>>724617605
yeah I know how it can be. I've always wanted to play a Legacy game to completion. But my group consists of people who used to have local groups they physically played games with in the past, and they've all done the Legacy games I want to do. So they have no interest in doing it again. I managed to get them to do a couple of sessions of Pandemic Legacy but it was like pulling teeth getting them to agree and then it fizzled out after like 2 games

>>724607825 (OP)
scripts exist.

>>724617889
i'd love to do any of the ones i listed off, or the league? games like gloomhaven, where you play multiple times thorough. But i remember trying to get people together for DnD, white wolf, the various 40k and fantasy pen and paper games, and it inevitably fell apart after like 1-3 games.