Thread 724629295

Is this the most annoying shilling campaign in years?

>>724629295 (OP)
No, Borderlands 4 was THIS YEAR and this has only had post-release threads

it's pretty annoying, they could at least try to use more OP images instead of spamming the blonde bitch.
I'd still say the Onirism shilling is more annoying.

>>724629295 (OP)
all you have to do is put "Dispatch" in your filter and you will never see another dispatch thread ever again

>>724629295 (OP)
BG3 beats most things in that department.

>>724629295 (OP)
>>724629392
>>724629446
>Tendiejeets crying again

>>724629295 (OP)
No, that would be the ongoing one for Robert Fox's games; one a glorified proof-of-concept for the other, which isn't even finished.

No, /v/ just likes it because it has waifus, boobies and waifus showing boobies.
There is not much more to it.

yes, why aren't jannies doing anything

>>724629295 (OP)
You shit your pants when people talk about a recently released game?

>>724629295 (OP)
the rhetoric is so obvious. They use 4chan buzzwords left and right.
>>724629545
I could at least see SOME 4chan users being big fans of the game as it was really big and theres plenty of trannies. But this game has everything that would make /v/ normally pray for it to flop

>>724629684
its got a QT Tomboy GF sex scene though
Shame about the nose ring

>>724629295 (OP)
Nah, everything notable with relationship/romance options that isn't overly woke gets discussed a lot. It's easy-mode if you want free publicity.

>>724629639
Fuck off nindian

>>724629608
/v/ just likes it because /v/ doesn't play video games, so a glorified tv show is more their speed

The bar is so low for current day adventure games. No choice divergence or puzzles at all. I've played ren'py 1-man games with mountains more depth than Dispatch (Roadwarden).

>>724629608
>>724629740
you fell for the ad
>>724629743
it IS woke tho
>>724629470
>>724629789
kys derailing shill

>>724629921
OVERLY woke, anon. It's asking too much nowadays to be completely woke-free.

>>724629921
>you fell for the ad
shame that I have not bought the game
I'm just waiting for people to rip the model and make custom porn -nose ring

>>724629437
that would be true if people didn't evade those filters

>>724630000
it IS overly woke. Maybe they dont plaster gay flags all over the place but its more woke as every single recent AAA game. Aside from specific gay moments, the game is incredibly california-coded

>>724629684
>theres [sic] plenty of trannies
Yeah, I wonder why monsters would feel attached to a game about showing mercy to monsters. Or in the "tee-hee-ain't-I-so-clever-you-totally-can't-tell-if-it's-a-sequel-or-not" sequel, where there are "good monsters" and "bad monsters," you even show mercy to the bad monsters.

>>724630227
wait I thought straight white males were the real monsters

>>724630359
(You) would think that, yes...

No that's Onirism

>>724629295 (OP)
Post gameplay.

>>724629295 (OP)
no the E33 one was

>>724630456
>game with a loli is talked about on 4chan
not a single post was paid for

>>724629295 (OP)
nothing is going to top Stare Manur: Excrement Turdy Trois's shill campaign this year. at least Dispatch hasn't been pretending to be anything other than a CYO adventure game whereas E33 has been masquerading as
>THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME, EVEN BETTER THAN OOT ZOMG FR FR

>>724629295 (OP)
i know nothing about this game other than the sexy bat guy

>>724629295 (OP)
I dunno, just counting 2025 alone we've had some very obnoxious shilling
>Ghost of Yotei
>Borderlands 4
>Silksong
>Expedition 33
>Onirism
>ARC Raiders
>AssCreed Shadows

Sometimes it feels like there are more shills than legitimate /v/tards in here. The hacking was a disaster for 4chan.

>>724629295 (OP)
Yes. I've filtered 90% of the threads. Least organic shill brigade by far.

people are legit plating it

>>724629295 (OP)
>weekly release schedule so there's always something to discuss
>two women to bicker over
there's your explanation

65k peak on steam means its decently popular and the conversation is probably organic.

>>724633759
>its
Saar.

Sorry but I like my interactive story slop.

>>724633905
Plenty of EFLs who can't into grammar.

Not so subtle viral marketing campaign OP, how many rupees do you get per thread?

>>724634043
Nice defense, jeet.

>>724629295 (OP)
Nah Onirism is worse.

>>724634043
>EFLs
Thirdies came up with ANOTHER insult to try and match the power of ESL? What’s this new one supposed to mean?

>>724634151
>ESL = English Second Language
Do the math.

>>724634151
Kek, retard.

>>724629740
>she has short hair, therefore she's a tomboy
That's not how it works. She has purple dyed hair, tattoos, a septum piercing, wears hot pink, talks about her mental illnesses, has a criminal record, likes talking about pegging guys and masturbating at work, and physically assaults her superiors (IE - bashing the fash).

You know what she is, and tomboy is not it.

>>724634340
>purple dyed hair, tattoos, a septum piercing [...] has a criminal record, likes talking about pegging guys and masturbating at work, and physically assaults her superiors
The exact kind of ghoul that someone like Robert Fox would consider deserving of mercy...

>>724630561
See you when it wins GOTY

The game has just come out, and is one of maybe four major release games worth talking about right now, which means there's enough space on the catalog for multiple threads for all of them and you'll still have 9 pages worth free for everything else.
I honestly don't even give a shit if the threads ARE shill threads at this point, because if you can't talk about new video games on the video game boards, I don't know what we are supposed to talk about. Especially when games that are a month old get shipped to /vg/ and games that are years old get shipped to /vr/. Even the mobile gacha games have their own fucking board.
If /v/ isn't for discussing new releases and gaming news, what the fuck else is it for? Just e-celeb drama, literal who twitter posts, SFW coomer image dumps, stealth blacked posts ready to be shipped to /trash/, and low hanging /pol/-bait?

The most annoying shill campaign is nothing compared to how annoying you faggots who would scream SHILL SHILL SHILL at their own shadow have become.

>>724629295 (OP)
Nah that would be either Slopworld/Slopspedition 33/Slopsong
Honestly the shilling for this is pretty low energy, it's like one or two actual shills and then maybe half a dozen trannies who are actually invested in this boring romcom, telltale edition

>>724635003
9/10 threads like these stem from nogames shitting up threads under the assumption they’re in good company, getting told to fuck off by people who actually played it and then throwing a tantrum about it.
They’re used to getting their cocks sucked by other nogames whenever they make inane shitposts and can’t handle any opposition.

>>724634567
playing slow as fuck to make some kind of point? presenting the tutorial as real gameplay?

>>724635003
>Just e-celeb drama, literal who twitter posts, SFW coomer image dumps, stealth blacked posts ready to be shipped to /trash/, and low hanging /pol/-bait?
That seems to be what most of the board prefers.

>>724635297
You forgot Sloptale and Sloprune

>>724629295 (OP)

IS THAT.... PEOPLE TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THIS VIDEO GAME FORUM?????

AHHHHHH WHERE IS THE POORLY VEILED POLITIICAL THREDS, THE PORN THREADS AND THE OFFTOPIC THREADS WITH AN OP PIC THAT IS BARELY RELATED TO VIDEO GAMES TO AVOID BEING DELETED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHILLS IT MUST BE SHILLS!!!! IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE

>>724629446
Except BG3 was actually a video game, not a visual novel.

>>724636506
If you played the game...episodes out so far...you'd probably not be so upset.
Sorry we don't like this game and that your favorite voice actor is part of this terrible experience.

>>724629295 (OP)
no that award belongs to hrt rush

>>724629295 (OP)
>if you about le game you are le shill

>>724636236
There's no gameplay retard, it's movieslop

>>724637239
Visual novels have always belonged on /v/ keep seething about it.

>>724629295 (OP)
Nothing comes close to the Smash and BOTW shilling. The former has been going on for nearly 20 years, the latter for nearly 10.

>>724629295 (OP)
Elden Ring shilling was worse than anything else in this entire board's history

>>724630539
Have you never seen an Onirism thread, Anon? They're the most obviously astroturfed threads on /v/ with the same 3 guys samefagging 500 posts ever single time. And the game still somehow only has like 40 owners.

>>724638450
Isnt onirism proof of how pointless it is to shill here on /v/? They've been posting the game every sale and making regular threads for years and yet it only has a few hundred owners.

>>724638052
This

>>724629295 (OP)
You're a retard that doesn't play games

>>724629392
i literally forgot that game even exists and BL1 was the first game i every pre-ordered in my life, i was a huge sucker for the artstyle and the guns.
then at some point BL stopped being about that and became about the "story "... that's when they lost me as a fanboy

>>724629295 (OP)
/v/ has always been into these telltale type games (walking dead won the 2012 /v/idya awards GOTY) and you mix that with waifu wars? It's easy to see why it's big here.

>>724629295 (OP)

Why does this game have such an absurdly boring and generic name? Nothing about "dispatch" conveys superheroes.

>>724629295 (OP)
Its been a bit since Ive seen threads move as fast as Dispatch ones. People are genuinely interested in discussing it and because of the activity, shitposters are getting involved. Either avoid these threads or die mad about it I guess.

yboi outee widhe disp ahh game skullemoji

>>724638872
Uhh maybe it's because that's what you do in the game?

>>724634567
>pressed 4 buttons in 58 agonizing seconds
Way to make your point, man.

>>724629921
derailing from what?

>>724638872
Is it more or less generic than Invincible?

>>724629295 (OP)
I dunno, can we go three seconds without tendies crying about buying into a cancerous system with no games from a corporation that treats them like shit? Dispatch threads are far from the worst, not even close.

>>724629295 (OP)
don't think i've even heard about this game. what is it about?

>>724638745
Borderlands was such a great fucking game. Big part of my early twenties.

Shame about the rest of the franchise...

>>724640317
Tony Stark gets his suit fucked and becomes a reformed supervillains dispatcher that sends them out on missions while becoming friends and getting it on with one of two girls

>>724634151
EFLs aren't sending their best lel

>>724634151
EFLbros, are we really...?

>>724635003
Back in the day people had something called discernment and taste instead of chasing abysmally dogshit fotms just so they could feel like they're a part of something.

>>724640606
ah capeshit. thanks anon

I don't have a problem with fiction where characters have superpowers, but wearing the suits and giving yourself superhero names is just dumb. Only superhero movie I ever liked was Blade and I only found out Blade is a Marvel hero long after I watched it.

>>724629883
how is that game? I picked it up and never really started it

>>724638745
>>724640370
I'll be accused of shilling, but I just beat bl4 last week and it has a much less obnoxious story than bl2. I liked it way more than bl2 in every way and havent played anything from the franchise since 2. The bike is fun, the movement is more floaty and halo-like in a way that I really enjoyed, the gunplay is as good as ever, the enemies seem moderately less spongy than previous titles, but thats still the game's main shortcoming; having to shoot a cunt in the head 80 times before it dies at later levels. The boss fights were really solid, the last one surprised me with some really cool mechanics. There is an enby character that said my toon had "epic daddy vibes" and that made me turn off the voice sound and subtitles for the rest of the game, but other than that it was a blast.

POUNDCAKE YUH

the invisigal scene has done irreparable damage to the game's discussion

>>724640157
It is infinitely more generic. "Invincible" at least conveys power. "Dispatch" conveys a 911 call center. Nothing to do with superheroes.

>>724638052
The hype for this shit was so artificial

>>724638052
You lost discord troon.

it's annoying, but borderlands and far cry shill campaigns have been worse

>>724643653
Stay mad shill

>>724629295 (OP)
you did not see the indians in scorn threads mass replying to buy xbox gamepass

>same exact thread as yesterday
Is this all /v/ is now?
>inb4 >now

>>724629437
(You) know that's not true, marketing teams HAVE to put their slop in front of a many eyes as they possibly can with AF little money spent as possible.

>>724634151
>absolute state of EFLs

The other thread was 404'd, was it because it had a stupid political OP?
Also, didn't get to try out the coffee thingy, is it a one time use? Too lazy to go back in and try it out.

>>724629295 (OP)
this is a game? i thought it was some new netflix slop

The absolute fucking seethe because anons want to discuss a game.

>>724643407
kek this, looks like nobody bought it in the end. the shilling funds must have ran out after a month.