Thread 724630315

EU5 Development Team

Europeans are so FUCKING ugly

too many women, tbqhwytb

The look mongoloid

>>724630315 (OP)
so... what's gonna be the explanation when it turns out that it's shit just like every modern paradox game on release date?

>>724630315 (OP)
damn not a single white on sight.

>>724630508
Shareholders.

>>724630315 (OP)
Europe is turning fat. It's over.

>>724630685
too soon

>>724630685
I have ai slop fatigue

>>724630315 (OP)
Being Spanish isn't great but looks like a bunch of hopefully autistic men

>>724630379
>t.

What's the salary like for a software engineer in spain?

>>724631076
Lower than Mexico

>>724630315 (OP)
Oh i am in that pic!
I made it on /v/ :D

>>724631076
Not enough for a comfy life.

>>724631317
What is your excuse for being fat?

>>724631317
If this post is real, the game better be good. Or I'll rape your coworker crush in front of you, and stomp on her head

>>724631426
I don't think i look fat :<
I have been hitting the gym for a while now

>>724630315 (OP)
This is concerning.

>>724630315 (OP)
>80% of the dev team is made of Spanish nerds
This game will either be a masterpiece or a huge stinking flop.
I cannot wait pirate it.

t. Spaniard

>>724630315 (OP)
Damn, these niggas don't know about sunlight.

>>724630685
Was there ever proof she was dead

>>724630508
Johan

>>724630315 (OP)
Which part of the content pipeline is this Hound responsible for?

>>724632564
Motion capture.

>>724631992
Light skin niggas from euro mexico

>>724631317
is the game good?
be honest

Never ever give Paradox any money.

So is it EU4/HoI4 2010s unplayable manaslop or is it Vicky3/CK3 irredeemable garbage?
Those are the two phases Paradox games have been in and obviously the only two they are currently capable of now, not like the world is going to get better anytime soon.

>>724637842
its soulful johan vic 2 sliderpunk

Yikes...not one single POC

>>724638840
>: and here's why that's a good thing!

>>724638840
>brown hair
>brown eyes
brown people

>>724638878
Forgot the image.

>>724630379
>Europeans

Half of them are brown semites.

If it's not returning to Vicky 2 or hoi3 era game mechanics it will be gay bullshit just like ck3/eu4/stellaris/vicky3/hoi4

I bet it will have the same galaxy-brained retarded war system as vicky3.
>Lol units? No, the whole war is fought via an abstracted aura layer with no logistics!
Seriously, what faggot retard is OKing these decisions? Did Johan get brain cancer?

>>724630315 (OP)
>A game for everyone is a game for no one - Johan Andersson
I have high hopes for EU5

>>724631348
I'm so fucking tired of ameriturd and Northern yuropoid expats gentrification of random ass towns where I live, now even the most remote mountain hovel has unaffordable housing because these asshats with a remote job decide that they wanted to move here.

>>724638840
Anon, these are Spaniards.

>>724639235
Hi, I'm No One.

>>724632564
Head of Barketing

>>724639716
>in the internet, no one knows you are a dog

>>724632564
Judging by Leviathan, he's the senior QA engineer.

>>724630685
too soo—

Skönt att DDRJake inte är med på bild, får fan mardrömmar

>>724630315 (OP)
wat da dog do?

>>724639108
It literally has Vicky Pops and EU3 government mechanics instead of mana and idea groups, plus the levy and army mechanics from Imperator with supply lines. It's the ultimate mix of their previous games.

>>724639940
Bark at brown people, apparently.

>>724639940
It's the dei hire.

>>724640163
I don't believe it until I play it. Paradox got terminal cancer from reddit and MP faggots and le quirky chungus ryukyu world conquest faggots

>>724640321
Fair enough. Been keeping up with all the previews and I'm still hopeful, but as you say playing is believing. We'll know in a few days.

Wait a minute.... Did johan finally decide to tell reddit to fuck themselves? They are big mad over this
>WTF why can't I just use broken formables and get cheevos?!?
I might actually have hope for this. If there's ethnic cleansing I would be a happy lad

>>724640857
I still don't understand why people care about achievements in video games.

>>724630447
They all work in HR or PR departments probably. Maybe one or two artists.>>724630447

>>724641269
It's less about the cheevos and more about the stomping on "let us just have fun!" Faggots who brain rotted paradox the last 15 years. Telling them they aren't welcome is a good step to fixing things

>>724641412
paradox games are about going VGH WHAT COULD'VE BEEN
everyone playing them knows this and agrees, if subconciously
a part of going VGH is forming ahistorical nations, like reforming rome, or some stupid meme union between nations
disabling cheevos for the core gameplay mechanic, VGHing, is dumb

>>724641412
But you can still do le ebin Rome blob, it's just not linked to some faggot icon on your steam profile and it's probably going to be a lot harder to accomplish since EUV looks like it's going to veer more towards simulating the real world instead of being an arcade map painter.

It's funny how the failure of Imperator Rome completely change Johan.

>>724641690
>>724641612
I guess my point is it does look like the le one province world conquest bullshit is going to be seriously impeded which gives me hope that the game is actually more based in reality. Like playing Krakow in Vicky 2 was fun because you're just a gay little single city and had to actually manipulate politics to get a single region handed to you by a world power vs whatever gay shit eu4 and Vicky 3 became

>>724639940
I believe he will be in charge of writhing the net code. I have high hopes for this game in that case.

>>724643336
These aren't white devs, relax.

can easily tell half of this thread are mexicans/chicanos seething

>>724630315 (OP)
Is that why it sucks?

>>724630315 (OP)
>only 7 women
>ZERO minorities
Bros.... it's actually going to be good.

>>724643867
>ZERO minorities
Anon, I...

>>724643867
>ZERO minorities

>>724643940
That is a 100% pure Spanish mutt.

>>724643940
Dogs are honorary aryans.

>>724641785
Rome still has the best map
why didn't made that into a globe for Vicky3?

>>724640857
Does that mean there won't be an achievement where you conquer the whole world as Europa named "Europa Universalis"? Lame and gay.

>>724643907
Yeah, you can see a bunch of Sw*des among the Spaniards.

>>724641269
I care about them in EU4, because they give me tangible goals for a campaign. I don't really go for straightforward "conquer everything" runs anymore, so having a clear win condition is welcome.

Tinto, the drink of the gods.

>>724630315 (OP)
Yep, buyeted.

Hot.

The idea that Americans live amongst these feral black people, that in many cities or towns you're a fifteen minute drive from those people, that you could run into them at any moment - it makes America seem unlivable. I'd gladly take a pay cut to avoid that

>>724640857
Good news
>>724630315 (OP)
Good news

>>724639326
Don't like that? Then you can go back to... Oh.

>>724632151
Too soon to ask

>>724630315 (OP)
Will be my first EU. I'm pretty hyped.

>>724632564
Breeding the white women

>>724630315 (OP)
>2/3 men in the picture are balding
fucking grim

>>724647082
That's the Spanish DNA, a living factory of testosterone.

>>724643413
>expulsion of the jews from Spain
1492
>start of the Siglo de Oro
1492

huh?

>>724640857
Good News guys :)

>>724647827
lmao preorder FUCKING CANCELLED

>>724647827
Paradox not having to preddit immediately challenge

>>724631317
Did Johan-sama tickle your butthole with his pp?

>>724648397
Current narrative is the imperator is actually le good.

@jasonschreier.bsky.social DO SOMETHING!!!!

>>724647603
Most based Queen this country ever had hope to have.

>it's an 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HQwoNNTto

>>724648491
It's a 7/10 game, but it's because they kicked Johan out of the project and hired someone to tard-wrangle his mess.

>>724647893
>>724647897
What's the problem in letting people play how they want?

>>724630315 (OP)
I'll wait 2 weeks for hotfixes and reviews till I decide to buy
In the meantime, Vicky 3's got my attention (yes it's good now just cream the dlc)

>>724630315 (OP)
How do they justify making sequels? Aren't their games pretty much just pure mechanics with a basic map overlaid on top? Just keep expanding the same game.

>>724648875
>How do they justify making sequels?
complete overhaul of the game?
EU4 is to EU5 what CIV is to EU4, seemingly barebones and memey

>>724648875
Code bloat mostly
Better to start fresh than keep throwing money fixing shit because a dlc feature tripped an entire section of spaghetti code from 2014

>>724648875
I don't know. If I ran paradox I would just take the darkest hour engine and tune it up a bit and go fucking nuts with it. There's no way the new versions of clausewitz need to be as bloated as they are. I blame the need for muh 3d for all of it. Darkest hour/hoi2/kaiserreich(original) is 500 MB and I can and still do play it almost 20 years later

>>724630379
>Europeans
*Humans

>>724630315 (OP)
There anyone else like me who feels eu4 was too arcadey?
Every time I want to play a gsg for the day eu4 is dead last
>Wanna colonize the African gene pool with my traveling band
CK3
>wanna autismax construction sectors and watch it all fall apart in a decade from radicals
Vicky 3
>Ehhh Kaiserreich did get updated recently, guess I'll do a run
hoi4
>lemme just stare at at the sun and vibe about missing the era of ftl travel
Stellaris
>Not in the mood right now, maybe I'll just play eu4?
nah

>>724639326
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE FEEL, FAGGOT? I'm sick of people coming to the US and being complete leeches. Get the fuck out

>>724649550
EUV is more like EU3 and Vic2 so it won't be much like euIV

>>724630315 (OP)
>half the women are hags
They ooze of Chuddette vibes, I think the fame is safe.

>>724649654
Hopefully it feels unique enough from the others

>>724649968
The addition of pops alone will be a huge difference to IV

>>724630315 (OP)
I remember the Ck2 to 3 transition and how they still don't have merchant republics to this day
Any of you autists tell me how much of current dlc eu4 isn't in the new base game?

>>724649550
All of those games are hot dog shit and you have horrible taste

>>724650213
It is unfortunate that PDX has a monopoly on gsg friend
I sure would love alternatives

>>724650318
Ck2, eu3, hoi2/3 still exist
Masters of orion still exists

>>724630315 (OP)
how is it possible that all of them are ugly and weak?
what the actual fuck

>>724651537
They're gamedevs. This is what they should look like.

>>724648491
I mean, it objectively is, even after its limited development, it's still a perfectly playable game, wish it got another year or two of dev time thoughverbeit

>>724643867
No danger-hair or nose-rings either.

>>724651537
>how is it possible
Nerds make games, you homosexual failure, it's always been this way.