Thread 724630862

I can’t wait for this entire board to shit themselves in impotent rage when this turns out to be good.

speaking of netflix anyone watch that splinter cell show? is it any good?

Mmm black girlboss Coco

>netflix
>good
the only question is how much gay sex it will contain

It will be in Spanish I hoping?

Not too worried. Netflix literally does not have a SINGLE game/anime adaptation that’s good. Even the ones like One Piece that normalfags have tried to meme into “breaking the curse” end up crashing when the second season comes and they start shitting everything up with the casting. Nothing about a Crash show post Crash 4 inspires confidence. Girlboss Tawna will probably be the main protag.

>>724630862 (OP)
I

>>724630862 (OP)
Coco's cocos.

MEGUMI SEX!!!

>>724630862 (OP)
Name 1 thing Netflix made that turned out good, before you make up an imaginary scenario.

>>724630862 (OP)
can't wait for his humiliation/rape scene
male heroes should not exist in this gay feminine world

>>724630862 (OP)
It feels like that last Crash game came and went with everyone saying it was fine but not as good as the original trilogy?

>>724630862 (OP)
could be silly fun like Sonic Boom
will very likely suck, but there is that chance

>>724631152
>Even the ones like One Piece that normalfags have tried to meme into “breaking the curse” end up crashing when the second season comes
are you from the future? One Piece season 2 doesn't debut until 2026

>>724631292
Crash represents the disabled (he's retarded) so he should be exempt from that right?

>>724630862 (OP)
>Made by the same people who made Sonic Prime

>>724631292
The series will be set in Cape Cod

>villain has a giant N on his forehead
>airs on Netflix

N

>>724630862 (OP)
Zero chance of it being good. Crash has been going in the wrong direction for years now. The series in a few short years was killed by a mediocre sequel, a MOBA, a transgender bat character, a girlboss dyke and Activisions own greed and lack of faith in the IP. This is just icing on the cake. It will most certainly demonize the core audience, alienating them by making Crash some punching bag while characters like Coco or Tawna have to berate him and move the plot forward.

>>724630942
There's Splinter Cell show?

>>724630862 (OP)
>when this turns out to be good.
I like how shills don't dare say popular as every Netflix production flops violently.

>>724632074
I don't get it.

>>724632945
Good. Keep it that way. You don't want to "get it"...

>>724631396
>could be silly fun like Sonic Boom
Oh God please make it like Sonic Boom. All they have to do is copy the Sonic Boom formula.

>>724630862 (OP)
Oh no.
Woke Tawna being a bitch to Crash again.
This already ruined Crash 4 for me.

>>724630942
These assholes haven't even made a Splinter Cell game in 10 years. Do things have to be popular as a Netflix show to justify engagement now?

There was already a netflix animated show that ran for years that had both Crash and Spyro in it
No one on /v/ cared then, so why is this getting threads now?

>>724630862 (OP)
>anything crash post naughty dog
>good

>>724633646
It was Skylanders show and Crash was in just one episode or so.

>>724630862 (OP)
>when this turns out to be good.
Yeah, i trust the same guys who approved this

>>724630862 (OP)
It’s for children and not adult fans of the original games right? I am neither.

>>724630862 (OP)
why would it be good, the other cartoons this company made were shit

>>724634216
these are the people calling the right pedos

Coco's cocos

>>724630862 (OP)
>netflix
>good
no. the singular /pol/fag will cry because they're netflix and they'll add gays or trannies or the like, /v/tards won't watch it because it's more into /c/'s territory and even then, because this is netflix the animation will be low budget

>shill makes yet another thread about this insisting it's going to be good
Just stop.

>>724631185
G

>>724630862 (OP)
Just like the One Piece netflix show, it's not made for fans.
It's made to introduce normies to the thing. So regardless if "we" (if there is such a thing) watch it,
when it does come out, you'll se a flood of normies posting how much they love this stuff they now discovered.

>>724631417
I expect doubling, tripling down on dyke Tawna.

>>724630942
lmao

Probably gonna be waiting a hot minute for that then, also buy an ad

>This isn't for you chud
Cool, I don't watch slop anyway.

>>724630862 (OP)
hate to break it to you but Wild rain already said they are not doing this. the news is probably fake.

>>724630862 (OP)
That rumor has been proven false. Unfortunately, Crash is still dead. Not that turning him into a zombie with a Netflix show would've done any better.

>>724631107
and don't forget nigflix and jewmazon love a certain race to the point of fetishization

>>724633646
horrid black eyebrows aside, he looks more or less passable.
>No one on /v/ cared then
because skylanders is spyro fanfiction
and crash was just there as a background character. this is a ngflix series which will be pozzed to the max, full of grrrrl power, anti-white male narratives, promotion of cuckoldry and cultural marxism, etc.
they were just there, and

>>724643778
>crash was just there as a background character.
Yes and no. He was actually the showrunner's self-insert. Said showrunner even voiced him. I'd say it was nice that Crash wasn't a total loser but again, showrunner self-insert.

what does the N stand for

>>724643554
They're so fucking desperate to give away European myth and descent, it's almost comical.

>>724644213
Nintendo, of course

>>724630862 (OP)
John Campea says hes doesnt care and it probably wont make much

>>724642143
Whos number 4

>>724630862 (OP)
What!? A cartoon about a game I used to like ended up being GOOD!? I'm shitting myself with rage!

>>724630862 (OP)
Why are Crash fans so autistic?

>>724650209
>autistic
sonic thread is 3 doors down sperg

>>724630862 (OP)
who the fuck asked for this garbage lmao

>>724634216
So they'd approve lewd Coco scenes?