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Anonymous No.724631657 [Report] >>724631781 >>724632313 >>724632331 >>724633498 >>724634891 >>724634984 >>724636518 >>724637786 >>724638143 >>724638538 >>724639287 >>724643793 >>724643954 >>724644640 >>724645809 >>724646649
>This will sell our games
Anonymous No.724631781 [Report] >>724634572
>>724631657 (OP)
>Games?
Anonymous No.724631968 [Report] >>724634475
The average height of women worldwide is 160 cm (5'3").

That is exactly how tall this is.
Anonymous No.724632065 [Report]
the punchline is sex
Anonymous No.724632313 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
I dunno about the games but they restocked with those Gardevoir lifesize plushies days before the video and they sold out again
Anonymous No.724632331 [Report] >>724634384 >>724634478 >>724640394 >>724644695
>>724631657 (OP)
Anonymous No.724633498 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
They just need to add an option to talk to your pokemon or add some npc pokemon that talk, mainly smart psychic ones, and we're set.
Anonymous No.724634384 [Report]
>>724632331
Cub
Anonymous No.724634475 [Report] >>724637424 >>724637537
>>724631968
It looks goofy.
500 dollary doos for that?
Anonymous No.724634478 [Report] >>724639070 >>724640000 >>724640127
>>724632331
I have written one myself about a loli dragon
Anonymous No.724634572 [Report] >>724634607 >>724634823 >>724634982
>>724631781
PLEASE BE MALE!
Anonymous No.724634607 [Report] >>724634837
>>724634572
faggot
Anonymous No.724634823 [Report]
>>724634572
Anonymous No.724634837 [Report]
>>724634607
Yes and?
Anonymous No.724634891 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
Finally saw the animation, it’s quite wholesome, the trainer was driving around doing his delivery job while his Gardevoir stowed away in his van, then when it came nighttime the trainer crashed on a cliff side and it opened a dam of some sort and the trainer could’ve died in a horrible accident but then his Gardevoir came to the rescue.
Anonymous No.724634982 [Report] >>724635098 >>724635159 >>724644864
>>724634572
I’ll take the actual based FemaleMon NidoQueen
Anonymous No.724634984 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
It was cute, but I's still uninterested in the low grade slop.
Anonymous No.724635098 [Report] >>724635251
>>724634982
Sorry, posted the wrong mon.
Anonymous No.724635159 [Report] >>724635296
>>724634982
>Based
>Female
Contradiction here, troonie.
Anonymous No.724635251 [Report] >>724638034
>>724635098
Yep I’m very sorry about that, mistakes happen
Anonymous No.724635296 [Report] >>724635416
>>724635159
>Buzzword Slur
You are not to be taken seriously with your brainrot
Anonymous No.724635369 [Report] >>724635568
Gardevoir is seriously overrated when it comes to pokefucking. Not enough cushion for the pushin.
Anonymous No.724635374 [Report]
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.724635416 [Report] >>724636083
>>724635296
>Obsessed with le female mons
>But no I am not a tranny. I would never troon out.
Anonymous No.724635568 [Report]
>>724635369
but that's the best part, even your tiny 5cm pecker can make a bulge
Anonymous No.724636083 [Report]
>>724635416
> be a human male creature
> be obssed with female creatures
FUCKIGN TRANNY!
Anonymous No.724636163 [Report] >>724638380 >>724639773
Enough about pokewives!!
Where are my pokehusbands?
Anonymous No.724636518 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
If stuff like that was in the games I would actually buy them again. Sadly though relationships between pokemon and humans is very superficial, surface level stuff.
Anonymous No.724636569 [Report] >>724636839 >>724636934 >>724637024 >>724637137 >>724637208 >>724637224 >>724637537 >>724637950 >>724638752 >>724639880 >>724640089 >>724641465 >>724644401 >>724644595 >>724645676 >>724645853 >>724648251
It's not to sell games
It's to sell merchandise
Anonymous No.724636839 [Report]
>>724636569
Advertisers, punish this man.
Anonymous No.724636934 [Report]
>>724636569
>posting beheading videos on blue board
what the fuck anon
Anonymous No.724637024 [Report]
>>724636569
Lol at someone’s feet on the top of the video
Anonymous No.724637137 [Report]
>>724636569
Can I get one that hasn't been molested by a chunk?
Anonymous No.724637208 [Report]
>>724636569
YOU CANT POST THAT!
Anonymous No.724637224 [Report] >>724637779
>>724636569
>thanksgving dinner
>Hey son, what does your company sell anyway? You never told us
Anonymous No.724637424 [Report]
>>724634475
It looks better in the candid pics some anons posted in previous threads
Anonymous No.724637537 [Report]
>>724634475
this is also $500 >>724636569
make your choice
Anonymous No.724637758 [Report] >>724637827 >>724638117 >>724638125 >>724638172 >>724638306
Why is this such a difficult choice for you?
Anonymous No.724637779 [Report]
>>724637224
On the other hand, how chill would it be to work with a bunch of pros on the bleeding edge, who just get it.
Anonymous No.724637786 [Report] >>724638232 >>724638283
>>724631657 (OP)
I haven't bought their games since pokemon ruby on the gameboy advance
Anonymous No.724637827 [Report]
>>724637758
> real women
Anonymous No.724637950 [Report] >>724637979 >>724637989 >>724638026 >>724638056
>>724636569
Is this being sold? If so how the fuck have they not be obliterated by Nintendo?
Anonymous No.724637979 [Report]
>>724637950
it's china
Anonymous No.724637989 [Report]
>>724637950
chinks dont care?
Anonymous No.724638026 [Report]
>>724637950
It's probably being sold from one of the countries that laugh at copyright.
Anonymous No.724638034 [Report] >>724638176
>>724635251
disregarding the stupid jellyfish fanfiction, it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.
what's stopping a gardevoir from doing just that to an unsuspecting human?
Anonymous No.724638056 [Report]
>>724637950
It's being funded secretly by Nintendo exectutives
Anonymous No.724638117 [Report]
>>724637758
fixd
Anonymous No.724638125 [Report]
>>724637758
Depends, can I phone a friend?
Anonymous No.724638143 [Report] >>724638224 >>724640089
>>724631657 (OP)
God having actual competent games where you could decorate your Pokemon in a variety of ways, have actual one on ones, have a true little home base kind of thing where they can do cute shit. Such a fucking shame we have the timeline where it's all dogshit.
Anonymous No.724638172 [Report] >>724646590
>>724637758
Anonymous No.724638176 [Report] >>724638730
>>724638034
>it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.
Where was this confirmed?
Anonymous No.724638224 [Report]
>>724638143
> a game where I can dress up my eeveelution girls
never knew I needed that
Anonymous No.724638232 [Report] >>724638283
>>724637786
Unfathomably based
Anonymous No.724638283 [Report]
>>724637786
>>724638232
I never bought singe poketrash game
ur just a babbby
Anonymous No.724638306 [Report]
>>724637758
Why settle for less?
Anonymous No.724638315 [Report]
Anonymous No.724638380 [Report]
>>724636163
I agree with your sentiment but alas
I will merely have to imagine kissing my Butterfree(male) instead
Anonymous No.724638404 [Report] >>724639004
>Why aren’t you getting a REAL girlfriend?!
Because the dating scene is trash these days.
Anonymous No.724638538 [Report] >>724638610
>>724631657 (OP)
context?
Anonymous No.724638610 [Report]
>>724638538
Pokewife sees human husbando
Anonymous No.724638730 [Report]
>>724638176
pokedex entries featuring mons transforming into people or vice versa
psychic mons shenanigans
Literally Latias in the OP
Ditto
ghost types being cunts
Zoroark

it's always been there. add the "pokemon are unstable and transform when presented to ANYTHING" blurb to it and things get a bit wonky.
Anonymous No.724638752 [Report]
>>724636569
where can i buy this?!
Anonymous No.724639004 [Report]
>>724638404
Like you ever knew what the dating scene used to be
Anonymous No.724639070 [Report] >>724639137
>>724634478
Where can i read it?
Anonymous No.724639137 [Report] >>724640098
>>724639070
its ESL
Anonymous No.724639287 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
not the games, but it will sell merch like crazy
Anonymous No.724639773 [Report]
>>724636163
I'm sorry girl, but your pokehusband is in another thread
Anonymous No.724639880 [Report]
>>724636569
>when you play too rough your gf loses her head
Anonymous No.724640000 [Report] >>724640198
>>724634478
>spoiler
One from WOTR?
Anonymous No.724640089 [Report] >>724640167 >>724642348 >>724643780
>>724636569
i really need one
or at least see someone fuck one
>>724638143
it is quite annoying gamefreak refuses to lean more on the pet customization stuff.
Anonymous No.724640098 [Report]
>>724639137
He didn't ask how well it was written, he asked for a link
Anonymous No.724640127 [Report]
>>724634478
link me up nigga
Anonymous No.724640167 [Report] >>724640493
>>724640089
Gamefreak barely makes the games runnable, what makes you think they'd add extra content
Anonymous No.724640198 [Report] >>724640296 >>724640493
>>724640000
WOTR?
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous?
But no, I'm talking about actual feral dragon juvenile. Didnt get to any sex tho, just mostly cute stuff/relationships establishment because it is like feels a drug to me
I wont be publishing it anyway, at least not until I can do english, therefore, as I said - never
Anonymous No.724640296 [Report] >>724640394
>>724640198
>I wont be publishing it anyway
okay, then why mention it retard, you just wanted attention?
Anonymous No.724640394 [Report] >>724640487
>>724640296
Read the original post retard >>724632331
There is.
Anonymous No.724640487 [Report]
>>724640394
>i wrote one
>no you can't see it
>trust me bro, it's bad
no, there isn't, fuck off
Anonymous No.724640493 [Report]
>>724640167
and thats the problem
>>724640198
please share, love cute shit and feral.
Anonymous No.724641456 [Report] >>724645581 >>724645848
> this will sell out game
Anonymous No.724641465 [Report]
>>724636569
Damn thats good
Anonymous No.724642331 [Report] >>724642914 >>724643690
why is there no poketoon with the cat
Anonymous No.724642348 [Report] >>724642513 >>724643475
>>724640089
Okay, what if GF would figure their shit out and they make a new Pokemon game that allows for you to give accessories to your Pokemon. However, they were remakes of the earlier games with an extremely limited Pokemon selection, like there are only the 150 something Pokemon of that particular game that you can decor up. Would that be acceptable?
Anonymous No.724642513 [Report]
>>724642348
No, they have the closest any media has to infinite money, they dont need to cut any pokemon from anything, they are just lazy.
Anonymous No.724642914 [Report] >>724643178
>>724642331
it's going to be a funny skit about circus clowns and the cat will have fun with mr mime and /v/ will flood the styx with their collective ass blood as they're anal ravaged by falacious concepts of cuckholdry once more.
Anonymous No.724643178 [Report] >>724643320
>>724642914
Anonymous No.724643320 [Report] >>724643361
>>724643178
innocent fun I meant INNOCENT FUN like playing cards or mimickry
Anonymous No.724643361 [Report] >>724643721
>>724643320
Anonymous No.724643475 [Report]
>>724642348
I am one of the few that doesn't care about having the full dex in every game but i'd expect them to make a game so polished that it wouldn't even matter. An actual rpg where your pokemon has personality and you bond with it, a world that actually feels alive, and so forth. But it will NEVER EVER happen and i have stopped hoping a long time ago.
Anonymous No.724643690 [Report] >>724643873
>>724642331
Not poketoon but there's the guy with the weedcat who lost, got mad at her and threatened to replace her so she left and when he felt like shit she came back to battle and won
Anonymous No.724643721 [Report] >>724643809 >>724643832
>>724643361
I wanna fuck this dog
Anonymous No.724643780 [Report] >>724644052 >>724648074
>>724640089
>i really need one
>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-eevee-series-vaporeon/
>Masturbation Cup:60*43.6*44.7CM
Remember to share a video of it with us anons.
Anonymous No.724643793 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
jerked off to Gardevoir for the first time cause of this
Anonymous No.724643809 [Report] >>724644734
>>724643721
Anonymous No.724643832 [Report] >>724643960
>>724643721
The elites don't want you to know, but the dogs at the park are free, you can take them home
Anonymous No.724643873 [Report] >>724644668 >>724644819
>>724643690
link?
Anonymous No.724643954 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
the pokemon that killed that franchise
Anonymous No.724643960 [Report] >>724644030
>>724643832
>At the park with your designer dog
>Some tard comes out of nowhere and starts raping her
Anonymous No.724644030 [Report]
>>724643960
kek
Anonymous No.724644052 [Report] >>724644184
>>724643780
>€159.62 – €424.22
Why are there two prices?
Anonymous No.724644184 [Report]
>>724644052
NTA, but I think it's one for the statue version and the more expensive one for the fuckable version.
Anonymous No.724644401 [Report] >>724644546
>>724636569
I want to watch a nonnie use this toy so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.724644546 [Report] >>724644641 >>724644650 >>724644656 >>724644698 >>724648003
>>724644401
What if they me are black?
Anonymous No.724644595 [Report]
>>724636569
Maybe God had the right idea with Sodom and Gomorrah.
Anonymous No.724644640 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
That's the face she makes when she reads my mind and sees I'm thinking about needlessly rough feral gorillasex with her
Anonymous No.724644641 [Report]
>>724644546
Even better.
Anonymous No.724644650 [Report]
>>724644546
kys
Anonymous No.724644656 [Report]
>>724644546
It really doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.724644668 [Report] >>724644819
>>724643873
Second paldean winds episode
Anonymous No.724644695 [Report]
>>724632331
Does no one understand that he meant a novel equivalent for fucking sheep and NOT if furry pedophiles exist
Anonymous No.724644698 [Report]
>>724644546
for me it would be better than nothing but I'm sure there's degens who would enjoy it more in here
Anonymous No.724644734 [Report] >>724644821
>>724643809
holy sloppa
Anonymous No.724644789 [Report]
That's cool, but I'll wait until there are femboy pokemon
Anonymous No.724644819 [Report] >>724644880 >>724645042
>>724643873
>>724644668
https://www.pokeflix.tv/v/pw-breathe-in
Found the link to spoonfeed
Anonymous No.724644821 [Report] >>724645459
>>724644734
it is not a sloppa lel
Anonymous No.724644864 [Report]
>>724634982
>cannot breed
THAT'S NOT WHAT MY DICK SAYS
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!!!!
Anonymous No.724644880 [Report] >>724645103
>>724644819
oh it is original anime
nah thanks
Anonymous No.724645042 [Report] >>724645175 >>724645182
>>724644819
>Pokeflix
Sounds like an underground porn site for pokephilia
Anonymous No.724645103 [Report] >>724645181
>>724644880
Technically it's different like pokemon origins is
Anonymous No.724645175 [Report]
>>724645042
You can probably find it on the youtube channel too
Anonymous No.724645181 [Report]
>>724645103
> technically it is different type of trash
i believe you
Anonymous No.724645182 [Report]
>>724645042
That's pokeflixxx
Anonymous No.724645459 [Report] >>724645553
>>724644821
>tuft boobs
>left paw
>double eyebrows
>eyelashes under head contour
sure it ain't
Anonymous No.724645463 [Report] >>724645615
Putting a wedding dress on your Pokemon feels weird. Do you have the guts to be the father of your Pet Pokemon?
Anonymous No.724645553 [Report]
>>724645459
It has an artist and it is relative old artwork dunno what to say
Anonymous No.724645581 [Report] >>724645707
>>724641456
>Sylveon
tonight those ribbons are playing skin explorer
Anonymous No.724645615 [Report]
>>724645463
fine by me
Anonymous No.724645676 [Report]
>>724636569
Vaporeon is heavily overated.
Anonymous No.724645707 [Report] >>724645827
>>724645581
>https://www.figurechoice.com/products/furry-series-sylveon-pokemon-resin-statue-spirit-demon-studio
>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-furry-series-sylveon/
Like the other anon said, remember to record it.
Anonymous No.724645809 [Report]
>>724631657 (OP)
I haven't bought a Pokémon game since Explorers of Sky
Anonymous No.724645827 [Report] >>724645939 >>724646224
>>724645707
nah I already got another one I'm fucking waiting on
50/50 shot I just got taken for $500 by chinks and I'll never get my shipping info email
Anonymous No.724645848 [Report] >>724645942
>>724641456
Where's Absol?
Anonymous No.724645853 [Report] >>724645923
>>724636569
imagine the world if nintendo hired that man
Anonymous No.724645923 [Report]
>>724645853
I could genuinely see Pokemon bringing about world peace if the franchise wasn't held hostage by design
Anonymous No.724645939 [Report] >>724646441
>>724645827
Where did you buy it from?
I know at least 2 anons have received shit from that orgk website, but I don't know about any of the others.
Anonymous No.724645942 [Report]
>>724645848
she is a working girl, working late
Anonymous No.724646224 [Report] >>724646441
>>724645827
Shit.
Which one did you buy?
Was it the Glaceon with a cookie?
Anonymous No.724646252 [Report]
Everytime I catch a Ralts, I catch both a male and a female one. Evolve the male one to Gallade and the female one to Gardevoir.
And I name them after famous couples from myth or legend.
Anonymous No.724646441 [Report] >>724646559 >>724646562 >>724646760
>>724645939
that website
>>724646224
yeah
Anonymous No.724646472 [Report] >>724646524
>still up
Mods are kinda based I guess
Anonymous No.724646524 [Report] >>724647403
>>724646472
they've been deleting things all across the thread, the fuck you mean based?
Anonymous No.724646559 [Report]
>>724646441
Oh fuck yeah.
Anonymous No.724646562 [Report]
>>724646441
Fuck yeah.
Anonymous No.724646590 [Report]
>>724638172
I've never seen the video where that still is from.
Anonymous No.724646649 [Report] >>724647482
>>724631657 (OP)
has anyone made that key stone as an accessory yet? would go nicely with the life size plush
Anonymous No.724646760 [Report] >>724646906 >>724646918
>>724646441
Wasn't glaceon out of stock?
Anonymous No.724646906 [Report] >>724647031
>>724646760
He probably bought it months ago.
These things take upwards of six months to even ship as far as I can tell.
Anonymous No.724646918 [Report] >>724647031 >>724647154 >>724648442
>>724646760
I put down my fucking deposit ages ago they BETTER have one for me or I'm about to fly to China and start smashing their sawdust and drywall skyscrapers
Anonymous No.724647031 [Report]
>>724646918
>>724646906
Ah. I genuinely hope you get your shit without the traiffs fucking you anon.
Anonymous No.724647154 [Report]
>>724646918
Good luck dude.
Anonymous No.724647403 [Report]
>>724646524
They're deleting random shit but leaving the sex doll vid up. Maybe not based but funny
Anonymous No.724647482 [Report]
>>724646649
>Giving your garde wife a gift some other anon gave out already.
Weak.
Anonymous No.724647703 [Report] >>724647914 >>724648129
https://files.catbox.moe/6swvvt.mp3
Anonymous No.724647914 [Report]
>>724647703
Anonymous No.724648003 [Report]
>>724644546
i dont really mind
Anonymous No.724648074 [Report] >>724648302
>>724643780
i dont have that much money right now.
If i had i would.
Anonymous No.724648129 [Report]
>>724647703
I listened to the whole thing but I shook my head so you guys know I'm not into it.
Anonymous No.724648251 [Report] >>724648304
>>724636569
official merch btw
Anonymous No.724648302 [Report] >>724648347
>>724648074
Meanwhile, I have plenty of money, but I don't live alone so the logistics don't work.
Anonymous No.724648304 [Report]
>>724648251
official chink merch yeah
jokes aside, IMAGINE if Nintendo put its money and autism for official ex toys

heaven
Anonymous No.724648347 [Report] >>724648613 >>724648741
>>724648302
if you have enough money why not just live alone?
But yeah, i wish i could have one, would be balls deep all day.
Anonymous No.724648442 [Report] >>724648554 >>724648613 >>724648974
>>724646918
You forge a path for all of us anon.
Godspeed
Anonymous No.724648467 [Report] >>724648575
Anonymous No.724648554 [Report]
>>724648442
can't wait to lick thos beans
Anonymous No.724648575 [Report] >>724648656
>>724648467
fuck of retard
Anonymous No.724648586 [Report]
Anonymous No.724648613 [Report] >>724648656
>>724648347
I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.

>>724648442
Fuck. That looks so soft.
Muh dik.
Anonymous No.724648626 [Report]
based pokefuckers
Anonymous No.724648656 [Report] >>724648835
>>724648575
thread will die soon anyway
>>724648613
>I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.
depends really
Anonymous No.724648741 [Report] >>724648831
>>724648347
NTA but the reason I have a bit of disposable income is because I live with other people.
Anonymous No.724648792 [Report]
Anonymous No.724648831 [Report]
>>724648741
I see, you have privacy at least?
Anonymous No.724648835 [Report]
>>724648656
retarded retard kys
Anonymous No.724648951 [Report]
Anonymous No.724648974 [Report]
>>724648442
Fuck me that looks like it would feel great.
Kind of wish it either didn't have the nipples, or had more nipples.