Thread 724631657

>>724631657 (OP)
>Games?

The average height of women worldwide is 160 cm (5'3").

That is exactly how tall this is.

the punchline is sex

>>724631657 (OP)
I dunno about the games but they restocked with those Gardevoir lifesize plushies days before the video and they sold out again

>>724631657 (OP)
They just need to add an option to talk to your pokemon or add some npc pokemon that talk, mainly smart psychic ones, and we're set.

>>724632331
Cub

>>724631968
It looks goofy.
500 dollary doos for that?

>>724632331
I have written one myself about a loli dragon

>>724631781
PLEASE BE MALE!

>>724634572
faggot

>>724634607
Yes and?

>>724631657 (OP)
Finally saw the animation, it’s quite wholesome, the trainer was driving around doing his delivery job while his Gardevoir stowed away in his van, then when it came nighttime the trainer crashed on a cliff side and it opened a dam of some sort and the trainer could’ve died in a horrible accident but then his Gardevoir came to the rescue.

>>724634572
I’ll take the actual based FemaleMon NidoQueen

>>724631657 (OP)
It was cute, but I's still uninterested in the low grade slop.

>>724634982
Sorry, posted the wrong mon.

>>724634982
>Based
>Female
Contradiction here, troonie.

>>724635098
Yep I’m very sorry about that, mistakes happen

>>724635159
>Buzzword Slur
You are not to be taken seriously with your brainrot

Gardevoir is seriously overrated when it comes to pokefucking. Not enough cushion for the pushin.

>>724635296
>Obsessed with le female mons
>But no I am not a tranny. I would never troon out.

>>724635369
but that's the best part, even your tiny 5cm pecker can make a bulge

>>724635416
> be a human male creature
> be obssed with female creatures
FUCKIGN TRANNY!

Enough about pokewives!!
Where are my pokehusbands?

>>724631657 (OP)
If stuff like that was in the games I would actually buy them again. Sadly though relationships between pokemon and humans is very superficial, surface level stuff.

It's not to sell games
It's to sell merchandise

>>724636569
Advertisers, punish this man.

>>724636569
>posting beheading videos on blue board
what the fuck anon

>>724636569
Lol at someone’s feet on the top of the video

>>724636569
Can I get one that hasn't been molested by a chunk?

>>724636569
YOU CANT POST THAT!

>>724636569
>thanksgving dinner
>Hey son, what does your company sell anyway? You never told us

>>724634475
It looks better in the candid pics some anons posted in previous threads

>>724634475
this is also $500 >>724636569
make your choice

Why is this such a difficult choice for you?

>>724637224
On the other hand, how chill would it be to work with a bunch of pros on the bleeding edge, who just get it.

>>724631657 (OP)
I haven't bought their games since pokemon ruby on the gameboy advance

>>724637758
> real women

>>724636569
Is this being sold? If so how the fuck have they not be obliterated by Nintendo?

>>724637950
it's china

>>724637950
chinks dont care?

>>724637950
It's probably being sold from one of the countries that laugh at copyright.

>>724635251
disregarding the stupid jellyfish fanfiction, it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.
what's stopping a gardevoir from doing just that to an unsuspecting human?

>>724637950
It's being funded secretly by Nintendo exectutives

>>724637758
fixd

>>724637758
Depends, can I phone a friend?

>>724631657 (OP)
God having actual competent games where you could decorate your Pokemon in a variety of ways, have actual one on ones, have a true little home base kind of thing where they can do cute shit. Such a fucking shame we have the timeline where it's all dogshit.

>>724638034
>it's widely known that pokemon can disguise themselves and live amongside humans all the time and most of the time people don't find out they're pokemon.
Where was this confirmed?

>>724638143
> a game where I can dress up my eeveelution girls
never knew I needed that

>>724637786
Unfathomably based

>>724637786
>>724638232
I never bought singe poketrash game
ur just a babbby

>>724637758
Why settle for less?

>>724636163
I agree with your sentiment but alas
I will merely have to imagine kissing my Butterfree(male) instead

>Why aren’t you getting a REAL girlfriend?!
Because the dating scene is trash these days.

>>724631657 (OP)
context?

>>724638538
Pokewife sees human husbando

>>724638176
pokedex entries featuring mons transforming into people or vice versa
psychic mons shenanigans
Literally Latias in the OP
Ditto
ghost types being cunts
Zoroark

it's always been there. add the "pokemon are unstable and transform when presented to ANYTHING" blurb to it and things get a bit wonky.

>>724636569
where can i buy this?!

>>724638404
Like you ever knew what the dating scene used to be

>>724634478
Where can i read it?

>>724639070
its ESL

>>724631657 (OP)
not the games, but it will sell merch like crazy

>>724636163
I'm sorry girl, but your pokehusband is in another thread

>>724636569
>when you play too rough your gf loses her head

>>724634478
>spoiler
One from WOTR?

>>724636569
i really need one
or at least see someone fuck one
>>724638143
it is quite annoying gamefreak refuses to lean more on the pet customization stuff.

>>724639137
He didn't ask how well it was written, he asked for a link

>>724634478
link me up nigga

>>724640089
Gamefreak barely makes the games runnable, what makes you think they'd add extra content

>>724640000
WOTR?
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous?
But no, I'm talking about actual feral dragon juvenile. Didnt get to any sex tho, just mostly cute stuff/relationships establishment because it is like feels a drug to me
I wont be publishing it anyway, at least not until I can do english, therefore, as I said - never

>>724640198
>I wont be publishing it anyway
okay, then why mention it retard, you just wanted attention?

>>724640296
Read the original post retard >>724632331
There is.

>>724640394
>i wrote one
>no you can't see it
>trust me bro, it's bad
no, there isn't, fuck off

>>724640167
and thats the problem
>>724640198
please share, love cute shit and feral.

>>724636569
Damn thats good

why is there no poketoon with the cat

>>724640089
Okay, what if GF would figure their shit out and they make a new Pokemon game that allows for you to give accessories to your Pokemon. However, they were remakes of the earlier games with an extremely limited Pokemon selection, like there are only the 150 something Pokemon of that particular game that you can decor up. Would that be acceptable?

>>724642348
No, they have the closest any media has to infinite money, they dont need to cut any pokemon from anything, they are just lazy.

>>724642331
it's going to be a funny skit about circus clowns and the cat will have fun with mr mime and /v/ will flood the styx with their collective ass blood as they're anal ravaged by falacious concepts of cuckholdry once more.

>>724643178
innocent fun I meant INNOCENT FUN like playing cards or mimickry

>>724642348
I am one of the few that doesn't care about having the full dex in every game but i'd expect them to make a game so polished that it wouldn't even matter. An actual rpg where your pokemon has personality and you bond with it, a world that actually feels alive, and so forth. But it will NEVER EVER happen and i have stopped hoping a long time ago.

>>724642331
Not poketoon but there's the guy with the weedcat who lost, got mad at her and threatened to replace her so she left and when he felt like shit she came back to battle and won

>>724643361
I wanna fuck this dog

>>724640089
>i really need one
>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-eevee-series-vaporeon/
>Masturbation Cup:60*43.6*44.7CM
Remember to share a video of it with us anons.

>>724631657 (OP)
jerked off to Gardevoir for the first time cause of this

>>724643721
The elites don't want you to know, but the dogs at the park are free, you can take them home

>>724643690
link?

>>724631657 (OP)
the pokemon that killed that franchise

>>724643832
>At the park with your designer dog
>Some tard comes out of nowhere and starts raping her

>>724643960
kek

>>724643780
>€159.62 – €424.22
Why are there two prices?

>>724644052
NTA, but I think it's one for the statue version and the more expensive one for the fuckable version.

>>724636569
I want to watch a nonnie use this toy so much it's unreal

>>724644401
What if they me are black?

>>724636569
Maybe God had the right idea with Sodom and Gomorrah.

>>724631657 (OP)
That's the face she makes when she reads my mind and sees I'm thinking about needlessly rough feral gorillasex with her

>>724644546
Even better.

>>724644546
kys

>>724644546
It really doesn't matter.

>>724643873
Second paldean winds episode

>>724632331
Does no one understand that he meant a novel equivalent for fucking sheep and NOT if furry pedophiles exist

>>724644546
for me it would be better than nothing but I'm sure there's degens who would enjoy it more in here

>>724643809
holy sloppa

That's cool, but I'll wait until there are femboy pokemon

>>724643873
>>724644668
https://www.pokeflix.tv/v/pw-breathe-in
Found the link to spoonfeed

>>724644734
it is not a sloppa lel

>>724634982
>cannot breed
THAT'S NOT WHAT MY DICK SAYS
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!!!!

>>724644819
oh it is original anime
nah thanks

>>724644819
>Pokeflix
Sounds like an underground porn site for pokephilia

>>724644880
Technically it's different like pokemon origins is

>>724645042
You can probably find it on the youtube channel too

>>724645103
> technically it is different type of trash
i believe you

>>724645042
That's pokeflixxx

>>724644821
>tuft boobs
>left paw
>double eyebrows
>eyelashes under head contour
sure it ain't

Putting a wedding dress on your Pokemon feels weird. Do you have the guts to be the father of your Pet Pokemon?

>>724645459
It has an artist and it is relative old artwork dunno what to say

>>724641456
>Sylveon
tonight those ribbons are playing skin explorer

>>724645463
fine by me

>>724636569
Vaporeon is heavily overated.

>>724645581
>https://www.figurechoice.com/products/furry-series-sylveon-pokemon-resin-statue-spirit-demon-studio
>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-furry-series-sylveon/
Like the other anon said, remember to record it.

>>724631657 (OP)
I haven't bought a Pokémon game since Explorers of Sky

>>724645707
nah I already got another one I'm fucking waiting on
50/50 shot I just got taken for $500 by chinks and I'll never get my shipping info email

>>724641456
Where's Absol?

>>724636569
imagine the world if nintendo hired that man

>>724645853
I could genuinely see Pokemon bringing about world peace if the franchise wasn't held hostage by design

>>724645827
Where did you buy it from?
I know at least 2 anons have received shit from that orgk website, but I don't know about any of the others.

>>724645848
she is a working girl, working late

>>724645827
Shit.
Which one did you buy?
Was it the Glaceon with a cookie?

Everytime I catch a Ralts, I catch both a male and a female one. Evolve the male one to Gallade and the female one to Gardevoir.
And I name them after famous couples from myth or legend.

>>724645939
that website
>>724646224
yeah

>still up
Mods are kinda based I guess

>>724646472
they've been deleting things all across the thread, the fuck you mean based?

>>724646441
Oh fuck yeah.

>>724646441
Fuck yeah.

>>724638172
I've never seen the video where that still is from.

>>724631657 (OP)
has anyone made that key stone as an accessory yet? would go nicely with the life size plush

>>724646441
Wasn't glaceon out of stock?

>>724646760
He probably bought it months ago.
These things take upwards of six months to even ship as far as I can tell.

>>724646760
I put down my fucking deposit ages ago they BETTER have one for me or I'm about to fly to China and start smashing their sawdust and drywall skyscrapers

>>724646918
>>724646906
Ah. I genuinely hope you get your shit without the traiffs fucking you anon.

>>724646918
Good luck dude.

>>724646524
They're deleting random shit but leaving the sex doll vid up. Maybe not based but funny

>>724646649
>Giving your garde wife a gift some other anon gave out already.
Weak.

>>724644546
i dont really mind

>>724643780
i dont have that much money right now.
If i had i would.

>>724647703
I listened to the whole thing but I shook my head so you guys know I'm not into it.

>>724636569
official merch btw

>>724648074
Meanwhile, I have plenty of money, but I don't live alone so the logistics don't work.

>>724648251
official chink merch yeah
jokes aside, IMAGINE if Nintendo put its money and autism for official ex toys

heaven

>>724648302
if you have enough money why not just live alone?
But yeah, i wish i could have one, would be balls deep all day.

>>724646918
You forge a path for all of us anon.
Godspeed

>>724648442
can't wait to lick thos beans

>>724648467
fuck of retard

>>724648347
I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.

>>724648442
Fuck. That looks so soft.
Muh dik.

based pokefuckers

>>724648575
thread will die soon anyway
>>724648613
>I could, but having company is nice even with the downsides.
depends really

>>724648347
NTA but the reason I have a bit of disposable income is because I live with other people.

>>724648741
I see, you have privacy at least?

>>724648656
retarded retard kys

>>724648442
Fuck me that looks like it would feel great.
Kind of wish it either didn't have the nipples, or had more nipples.