Thread 724639683

Is there a future for franchises like medabots when the magic of androids vs the reality androids gets farther and farther from each other

how long until i can fuck one of these?

>>724639683 (OP)
>controlled by a guy in vr headset

what if he had a big squirming gut ha ha

>>724639683 (OP)
>Medabots
>Future
Lol
Lmao

>>724639868
>oy vey goy, give us thousands of dollars so we can have an Indian pilot this mindless drone and datamine your house
>if we have that data we can totally build an AI model that can work on it's own
>one day for sure, you'll see
>this is totally not a venture capital scam btw

>>724639683 (OP)
can you fuck it?

>>724640145
It's definitely a scam but I can see the model working if they take it seriously.
I sure as shit ain't buying it though

>>724640145
I was genuinely sad when I found out
robo wives are still like 100 years away not 10 like we thought

>>724639683 (OP)
Why do you need a humanoid vacuum?

>>724640226
what kind of idiot would build a robot you cant fuck

>>724640320
to vacuum my desk

>>724640320
highly specific porn genres

>>724639683 (OP)
>>724639868
>AI revolution
>look inside
>it's indians being paid $0.50/day

>>724639683 (OP)
Medabots has been dead for decades at this point

>>724640479
>highly specific
>there are doujins with the same idea
Not specific enough.

>>724639683 (OP)
Make one with a female frame and I will buy it.

>>724640278
> Get your trad docile android Waifu
> She keeps encouraging you to eat curry and bathe in cowshit
Lmao!
Its just V-tubers all over again, except with fat indian sarrs instead o! bucktoothed chinkoid betamales.

>>724639683 (OP)
Eh. Call it cope but we're still in the testing phases. Gotta get through the shit and lies of grifters trying to make a quick buck with any new technology.

Be patient. We're closer now than ever before and the videogames will follow

Once I can fuck it I buy it. Yes I am lonely and pathetic. Not gonna change, if I was loveable enough I would have gf already.

Fixed it

I'll stick with my kerfu bot

>>724639683 (OP)
finally I keep "the help" far far away from my home and only be around robots that dont stink like fried chicken, jam, or curry. I can even physically beat "the help" and just buy a new one same day. knowing some loser is behind those robot eyes makes it even better. I can yell at and abuse them without mercy.

>>724641249
Hah.
The amount of hysterics that would cause is amusing to think about.

>runs out of energy
>needs emergency biofuel
>eyes (you)

so what exactly is stopping rahjeet from remoting in when you aren’t home and snooping around for personal info

>>724641249
Now just throw in a removable onahole slot and paint a face on it. Good enough for me.

>>724639683 (OP)
What are the chances of these things having a Order 66 backdoor installed by the elitefor when the masses are replaced by AI and these things and are only leeching benefits?

>>724641249
>Subscription model

>>724641476
The fact that it's 5'6 66 pounds and slow as shit.

>>724641476
nice business model, theatening or killing your customers

>>724641569
Gen 1 yeah. just wait until you get to gen 8 or some shit.

>>724641569
How strong are they?
Robo-zombie apocalypse in the cards?

>>724641635
Why would you buy the murder bot then be worried about the murder bot

>>724641635
if the company can survive for that long

>>724641613
>thinking you still need customers in a post capitalism feudal society like the WEF wants to create.

>>724641679
>can carry up to 55 pounds

>>724641747
You still need to pay the people that build the bots. Or the people that maintain the machines that build the bots

>>724641761
That's enough to carry a glock. I want to see one of these things in tac gear at the range.

>>724639683 (OP)
Call me when they look like this or >>724641320

>>724639868
so... would it be gay or not?

>>724641938
There are simply much more efficient ways to kill someone with a robot anon

>>724642020
yes very gay

>>724641850
They'll probably keep a small number of people around with a couple of droid guards making sure they work 18 hours a day for table scraps.

>>724639861
You just know someone already bought one and fucked it.

>>724642052
Yeah, but this would be a funnier court case.

>>724639683 (OP)
why does every silicon valley robot look so fuckin dumb?

>>724641938
>Fires gun
>Horrible accuracy
>Recoil makes it topple over
>Struggles for 10 seconds to stand back up
This sounds like a Scary Movie skit.

>>724639868
>Go to diner
>Robo waitresses that you can flirt with
>Fall in love with her a cute one.
>You're really hitting it off
>One day learn she's not actually an ai
>Cute girl that's really shy who can only interact with the world through her vr bot
>Dump her immediately because you don't fuck with bio whores

>>724639683 (OP)
>home robot/maid
>can do all these amazing things
>it's just an indian controlling it remotely
>some sad looking, doubledigit Iq, slumcreature dimly illuminated by his computer monitor slouches in his chair, watching through the robots eyes as a /v/fag screws his robot maid
This isn't the future I thought, but it is funny

>>724642059
Wait.
What if I didn't kiss the robot directly?
What if I piloted a second robot and made it kiss the robot?
Is that still gay?

>>724641938
https://youtu.be/f3c4mQty_so

>>724642063
That's a very easy way to get the droids that they work on hacked and secretly programmed to kill the CEOs or bust them out

>>724642295
Gone sexual!?

>>724641747
imagine ever being this GORILLA-SILLY thinking you can live in a world without customers where you can just kill people and rule over a wasteland of BANANAS

>>724639683 (OP)
>black version
>doing your bidding
that's racist

>>724639868
It's real kek wtf who would buy this?

>20k
People have probably spent more on actual sculptures so that's actually pretty cheap.
Instead of being vr controlled just program in some very specific movements and sell it to lonely furries and theyd eat it up.
Also add some chatgpt interface and those things will fly off the shelves

>>724639868
Is this just an H1B loophole? Technically no Indian is ever crossing your border.

>>724642795
alien robot waifu

>>724642795
medabot robot waifu

>>724642174
lol

>Give it a full auto glock
>It manages to squeeze the trigger and topples over
>It's flailing on the floor while mag dumping
>The glocknade explodes while it's trying to reload it mid flailing

>>724640591
Indian Internet Theory is real

>>724642818
lol

>>724641635
They could make them super strong right now if they wanted, they're weak on purpose to stop them from accidentally ripping your pets heads off or judo chopping your dining room table in half. And to keep their weight down so they dont crush toddlers when their pathing spazzes out and they fall over.

>>724642818
It would seem so

>>724643113
Do *you* know how many of your online-only friends are secretly indians in the employ of Alphabet agencies?

>>724642795
ayy lmao

>>724643283
none because I don't have friends like some faggot weirdo cuck

>>724639683 (OP)
I'm personally excited for the future of robots.

>>724643360
Based and IsolatedPilled.

>>724642705
>Furries are what's going to get us the type of bots we really want
Hey man as long as it works

>>724641561
>cant pay anymore
>robot wife walks out on me
just like a real wife

>>724643516
At least she'll come back if you manage to fix your life. Although it might just be a duplicate of her instead of the original.

wait wait wait wait wait hold the fucking phone

I can BUY one of these indian controlled ROBOTS, put it in an OUTHOUSE and just SHIT on some poor indain's face all day? for 50 cents an hour?!

can I turn on the operator's microphone??

>>724643516
>Robo wife is slamming down on your pelvis
>Just as your about to climax
>"Would you like to purchase WinRAR?

>>724639683 (OP)
is this body type A or B?

>>724643736
would that even matter?
if you say "no" you could still use the robot anyway without any downsides

>>724643820
Yeah but it'll make her kinda sad

>>724639683 (OP)
>own appliances to make basic tasks easier
>subcontract basic tasks to another appliance

I already have a robot to clean my dishes it’s called a dishwasher. Her names Jeanette.

>>724643943
Yeah but obligatory question.

Can you fuck Jeanette?

>>724641083
You could just talk to a woman you know.

>>724644038
Yeah but I'm not interested in women. And no not for any misogynistic reasons. Im just sexually attracted to robot girls

>>724643485
Do you trust furries to not give the robots weird extra features?

So tell me anons, what would (you) do if you had a robot companion?

>>724644206
I probably wouldn't care if she looked like Judy hopps or some shit but honestly the best thing about it is robots are customizable

>>724644452
rape

>>724639683 (OP)
>Omg we're getting irobot
>it's not actually irobot
lmao
But honestly it's better for humans not to have something this powerful, stop being lazy and just clean your house it's not hard.
We don't need robo servants in our homes.

>>724639683 (OP)
>love of robotics/animatronics
>building my own
>primary interest comes from the lonely waifu crowd and the fnaf crowd

I can’t tell which one’s worse.

Any way these suck, designed for the gimmick of having a humanoid robot first and nothing else. Disney’s most advanced animatronic has to be kept under constant surveillance, constantly running. Do you really think you could fix your anime waifu.

If you want a dishwasher, buy a dishwasher, if you want a vacuum; buy a Roomba, if you want a servant; hire one, if you want sex, get a prostitute and if you want all of these things in one package, get married.

If you want something that works, it shouldn’t be humanoid and it shouldn’t do tasks already done.

>robot holding a vacum cleaner

Why the fuck am i designing a machine to hold my other machine instead of just giving the original machine a brain.


>>724640591
Musk would love to run a theme park. He loves to sell the fantasy of the idea. Not actual products.

>>724644024
Yeah she’s my wife.

>>724639868
Controlled by an Indian saar in a VR headset that will be $20k sir.

As long as the Indian voice coming from it is female i don't mind.
I like how they sound.

>>724644556
>Why the fuck am i designing a machine to hold my other machine instead of just giving the original machine a brain.
Because then you have to give every machine in your house a brain. The main boon of humanoid robots is they can interface with all the tools already designed for human usage. So you theoretically buy one brain and now every tool is a smart tool.

>get married.
Losing half your net worth for a temporary maid/prostitute is beyond retarded.

>>724644798
"SIR! SIR! DO NOT REDEEM! SIR!!"
*dumps fat disgusting logs of shit all over indian operated robot*

>>724644869
How would they do that over vr thousands of miles away anon?
I think you just want an Indian to shit on you.

>>724644556
>Why the fuck am i designing a machine to hold my other machine instead of just giving the original machine a brain.
Dear God no. Smart appliances are even dumber than making a robot that can use appliances.

>>724644818
The subscription service for this thing is more expensive than just hiring a cleaner once a week. Cleaners who can clean windows, fans and mop the floor. Bunch of other shit this stupid thing can’t.

>capitalism has managed to externalise the job of cleaning to India.

Impressive. Truly.

>>724644818
Not a smart tool if it’s piloted. Roomba, dish washer, spend five minutes doing the laundry every day, then hire a cleaner for every thing else if you truly want to be “efficient”

>>724644964
Let's go on a journey with our minds with the infinite unlimited power of our imaginations.
I have built a wooden shed, an outhouse if you will.. and under the seat is a position for my newly bought robot operated by some poor indian via VR. I turn on the robot when I need to shit. The operator is forced to witness poop, lots of terrible horrible poop. The operator cannot remove the VR headset and screams on the mic to stop redeeming but we do not stop redeeming. we keep redeeming and shitting because we drank lots of coffee out of a dirty coffee pot and ate a lot of ice cream last night and other terrible poor to digest foods.

>>724645096
>roomba cleans all the dog fur, ritualistically, cheaply, without being asked or taking up space

What more can you ask for?

>>724645219
I'm not reading all that.
Good luck or sorry that happened

>>724644526
My go-to response whenever i hear about literally anything cool or new or futuristic is to rule it fake until proven gay. Like the thing with the """""dire wolves""""". Too many sensationalist faggot millenial scientists naming things after Pokémon and other normalfag media fixtures.

>>724645253
I'm more talking about things like smart fridges and wifi toasters. A Roomba is fine and definitely better than an android with a vacuum but it can't put clothes in the washing machine or wipe down counters.

This is a PR stunt and it's working.

>>724645172
>The subscription service for this thing is more expensive than just hiring a cleaner once a week
This thing is obviously a shit tier scam, but ideally you'd make a one time payment and own the maid/prostitute. And even with a 20k asking price something that could do both of those things well would be a steal.

>Not a smart tool if it’s piloted
If a tool is piloted by another tool then it's just a smart tool, you're too caught up on the aforementioned scam while I'm talking about the dream behind the scam.

>>724645309
Know that I WILL buy these robots, and I WILL SHIT ALL OVER THEM. You and your coworkers will be forced to look at SHIT in a VR HEADSET and be PAID FOR IT. I will LAUGH as I do this. I will make many videos of me doing this I will make this a viral meme. Thousands upon thousands will buy these types of robots for the only purpose of shitting all over them. I will build special toilets that are public use that anyone can just shit all over these robots too. I will make billions of dollars off of shitting all over the operators.

>>724645548
Won't the Jeets enjoy that?

Friendly reminder that they will NEVER allow you to have realistic sex bots.

Is she modable?

>>724646039
who is "they"

>>724645876
imagine being shat on so many times you actually claim to like it as a sad and feeble attempt to stop this meme from taking flight

better work FAST to correct the record on 4chan

>>724646116
You'll void the warranty

>>724646163
Pick your poison.

>AI robot waifus are finally nearly here
>look inside
>they're just drones being piloted by Indians
This future is so fucking lame

>>724640320
I remember reading a short story called "Quincy's Usuform Robots" or "Q.U.R." once that was basically about how fucking retarded androids are as a robot design, and the only reason they were commonly used was because an android manufacturer had a stranglehold on all robotics through being entrenched in law, and it was having a deleterious effect even on the androids because their manufactured brains couldn't cope with 95%+ of their body being totally useless and were running wild just to get some exercise on those unused features

>>724646860
We've got the hardware. Just need training data

I hope indian teleoperators are ready to give me ten thighjobs every morning.

>>724646116
>.jpg_large.jpg

there is a million imigrants thru the town waterspot every weekend looking for a passport, why would you ever need to fuck the vacuum

>>724640591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4

>>724646116
i have some concerns about the placement of the handlebars and exhaust pipe

>>724646116
>Factory setting wholsomewaifu > used and abused secondhand parts slut

>the whole point of ai is to bring indians up to the intelligence level of a normal human so they can replace all white people
whoa

>>724646838
is that fucking Popeye's catchphrase at the top?

Robot threads are cursed. You couldn't have a good one without some retards venting about irl women they don't have experience with and now all the robo girl threads will be filled with those and fags talking about indians for hours

>>724640820
sauce me

>>724642289
It's not gay if you control a robot that controls another robot.

>>724645458
Well given that I was talking about a robot holding a vacuum cleaner, duh Roomba is the apt comparison. Why build a tool to use a tool when you could just have a one in done tool.

>smart oven and smart toaster

Neither ovens nor toasters are complex enough machines to just any further simplification, delegating or advancement.

How useless do you have to be to need a robot to make toast.

>>724639683 (OP)
These androids are just indians pretending to be robots.

>>724640253
>but I can see the model working if they take it seriously.
It will never seriously work.
We're reaching the end bounds of which AI can offer us and not only do we not have AGI, the poisoning and recycling happening in datasets means our current models are experiencing a collapse in sophistication.

>>724643113
>>724643283
brown internet theory

>>724641249
>>724639683 (OP)
i don't want this shit, I want Chobits

>>724639861
>Tfw scheduling a remote operated fuck with some dude In indea.
>Train this data you little poo slut

>>724649462
>indea

>>724649109
>How useless do you have to be to need a robot to make toast.
Okay Mr. Five Star Chef, lets see you make some beans on toast without crying. But, honestly, do you really think the dream is "It can put bread in a toaster." and not "It can make me any meal I can imagine perfectly."? And then after it's done making me a meal it can do a better job cleaning than a roomba, it can shop for groceries on it's own, it can drive my car for me, it can shine my cock. The dream is a human slave essentially without the moral conundrum.

>Why build a tool to use a tool when you could just have a one in done tool.
Because you already have all these tools lying about and a robot that can interface with all of them is more useful than one who can't.

>>724640820
>>724648905
I too have been trying to find the sauce for like 30min now with zero luck. Saucenow, yandex, no dice.
Anon pls help

>>724641475
>paint a face on it.
Fucking pleb.

>>724642150
i wanna see its innards. i bet it looks a lot cooler without the clothes

>>724639683 (OP)
Get rid of the beady eyes and maybe a more stylized body suit

>>724650173
Yes you have made the shitting jeet many times in this thread anon

>>724650263
When it works it just works