Thread 724639684

I'm tired of friendslop games. I have no friends and whenever I try to make one, they just ignore me later because I don't want to play friendslop on mic with them. I'm so tired of it. What about you? Do you like these kinds of games?

No I don't like these games, but yes being friends means making sacrifices sometimes. Stop being a faggot, turn on your mic and play with them. It's not that big of a deal.

>>724639684 (OP)
Nobody remembered kuromis birthday again...

Kuromi has toxic farts

I need a giantess kuromi to belittle me and treat me like a toy, then lose to her affection of thinking how cute and small I am as she hugs me like she would a doll.

>>724640486
She's too smug

>tfw I only like grossly off-model TDM stuff
Man.

>>724639684 (OP)
>forgot birthday
Fake fan

>>724639684 (OP)
aren’t these games niche? why would I bother about a niche group of people who are just friends playing a game? I don’t have friends to play with either but I’m not complaining like “stop having fun”

>>724642093
Do you have more?

>>724640283
>>724642093

I prefer friendslop over other coop games desu
though I play it rarely. I just chill in voice with my friends while we play different games or shitpost

This seems like a good place for this, since nobody will believe it's real

Part 1/3

Metal Gear Solid 6: Vigilant Ghost
>Set in Year 2031
>Game starts off as a sneaking mission with a masked operative that we presume to be Raiden in a sneaking cyborg body
>Goes by Code-name Lightning, and is guided by Otacon and Sunny
>Mission is strictly a non-combat observer mission on a suspect military org operating in South Africa
>The military org is revealed to be a rogue group known as LAZARUS
>LAZARUS has plans to form new nation led by warrior kings
>Sneaking mission goes hot and escalates into several nuclear weapons being detonated, sparking a hot war in the region
>Lightning is critically injured in this mission and it is unclear if he is alive or dead
>Fast forward to 2033
>LAZARUS has overtaken a large island in the Mediterranean and has been instigating more countries into the global war sparked in 2031
>LAZARUS is revealed to be planning a large operation according to covert sources
>Player assumes role of an American soldier masked protagonist in a sneaking suit being airdropped by stealth aircraft
>Player assumes we are playing Lightning again, but like MGS2 it is revealed to be a new character, blonde hair, named Dark Wolf
>Dark Wolf looks and sounds like Raiden, but is clearly different
>Dark Wolf proceeds to infiltrate LAZARUS and terminate various Cyborgs
>Big plot twist in game will consist of LAZARUS resurrecting old war heroes as advanced AI clones in cyborg bodies (hence Vigilant Ghost title)

>>724645936
Part 2/3

>Solid Snake is resurrected as a cyborg and becomes primary antagonist
>Snake engages Dark Wolf, presuming Wolf to be Raiden and begins taunting him
>It's revealed that Wolf is actually Jack's son John, and that Raiden was killed in the initial LAZARUS incident 2 years earlier
>Snake and Wolf battle, with Wolf almost being killed, until a cyborg ninja (accompanied by an older model quadruped unmanned gear) affiliated with Maverick intervenes causing snake to retreat
>Wolf and the ninja speak, with Wolf remarking how the ninja reminds him of his father Raiden
>The ninja reveals himself as codename Kaji, and removes his mask to show a grown-up George, with the unmanned gear being a copy of Blade Wolf known as Shadow Dog
>Wolf, angered since his father spent more time with George training him, tells George to stay out of his way
>Wolf proceeds to battle several cyborg AI clones in the facility, trying to gather additional information as to what LAZARUS is planning
>It's revealed LAZARUS is planning to take out key leaders utilizing a series of cutting edge cyborg AI clones being developed on a facility on their island
>It's further revealed that these AI clones are actual physical embodiments of the Patriots, with the cyborg bodies containing biological materials, making them indistinguishable from normal people
>Wolf must set aside his differences with Kaji and the two must work toegether, along with Shadow Dog, to terminate LAZARUS and end the Patriot Biocyborg clones before they can be deployed
>Final battle involves Snake, Wolf, and Kaji fighting, with Kaji being mortally wounded

>>724645936
>>724646009
part 3/3

>Kaji tells Wolf that he was always jealous of him, saying Raiden always talked about John and how he never wanted John to have to live the same life of war
>Kaji gives Wolf Sam's blade and perishes as Snake integrates himself into a large metal gear
>Wolf battles against Snake in Metal Gear Resolution, ultimately killing snake and destroying the metal gear with Sam's sword
>Wolf has one final battle with a series of the Patriot biocyborgs coming online, before defeating all of them
>Wolf sets the self-destruct on the LAZARUS facility and escapes
>Wolf is approached by Maverick at the end, Raiden and Kaji having been redeemed in his eyes, and agrees to join Maverick to continue his father's legacy
>The global war still rages, setting up the stage for a sequel
>Final scene of game shows Wolf drawing Sam's sword and deciding to inherit it as his main weapon
>queue credits

directed by the man himself
unique new feature will be gameglass integration for codec calls using tablets/phone without pausing game for conversations

>>724645936
>>724646009
>>724646081
what

>>724645936
You can make this film/game entirely with AI in under a week. Three days if you're an expert prompt engineer.

>>724639684 (OP)
stinky kuromi

>>724645346
Threesome ladies?

>>724648464
The one on the right is a boy

>>724639684 (OP)
>>724640486
>>724642093
>>724644882
>>724645346
>>724648392
SEX with plushies/plush toys/stuffed toys/dolls/figurines

Mating Pressing Kuromi...

>>724639684 (OP)
Try things like Left 4 Dead where you can communicate through in game characters, EDF is another game i do this.

What the fuck is this thread

>>724649516
It's not gay if this thing doesn't have a dick.

>>724654983
>if this thing doesn't have a dick.

>>724652165
Is edf good?

>>724639684 (OP)
i like playing games with my friends and hanging out with them. friends are nice!

>>724656787
It's starts slow, despite having 5 diffucultyies to play through it has that "Inferno is the way it's meant to be played" so the sooner you get to that the more fun chaotic and skillful you'll find it.

>>724656787
It starts slow, despite having 5 difficulties to play through it has that "Inferno is the way it's meant to be played" so the sooner you get to that the more fun, chaotic and skillful you'll find it.

>>724645346
threesome with both

>>724645346
Sexy monotbutts

>>724642093
happy birthday kuromi

>>724645346
When will her game be translated

>>724661878
just learn moonrunes you ninny

What are friends to you?

>>724662590
kangoshi-san!!
iyada yo!!
mou akiramesasete kudasai!!

>>724661878
seggs with all three of them at the same time

>>724663926
n1 ni naru made ha benkyou suru nomi da

>>724661878
Is any of them a girl?

>>724666284
sude ni goukakushita kedo
sannen mae ni
sono ato ima made ippiki no nihongo no sakuhin mo sawattakunakatta

>>724666654
hai

>>724649893
SEX WITH MACRO SIZED MASCOT CREATURES

So has Kuromi ever like killed anyone

>>724639684 (OP)
>Kuromi once sought similar union, but of her own mates none could match her lifespan.

>>724667496
Okay but which one

>>724640121
Fuck that.

>>724667975
Dang, that's a lot of Kuromis to turn into mothers...

>>724666921
She's killed sperm from sucking them out of penises.

>>724649893
HOLY BASED

>>724640486
Don't let her take you anon, you'll never make it

>>724645346
Wut

>>724640283
I remembered

>>724670064
minun anon why are you here, I'm trying to autistically shitpost and the last person I expect at this hour is you.
>implying I won't make it
I'm built different, physically and mentally, I'm going to win out and I'll do it even if it kills me as I'm trying to scale her, I will die trying to get to kuromi's respect and make her do embarrassing requests like making her pose lewdly for the people in a city or make her spread out her featureless crotch and the worst of it all, make her take off her hat in front of everyone.

you have been warned minun anon, this is all I can do is try to threaten you with a bunch of make believe statements about my feats of possible strength, but if I'm being honest I'm fucking toast.

>>724671589
Kuromi is to naked without her hood. Put it back on!

sex with kuromi

>>724672047
I told him, or you, or anyone, that I would make kuromi take it off and display it to everyone, then I'll make her take off the jester collar and she'll be indistinguishable from my melody.
I will materialize my submacro humiliation ritual because the macro mascots can't keep getting away with bullying small people forever.

>>724670223
sauce?

>>724674085
here you go lad
https://baraag.net/@scarr/114813323452698462

>>724675469
What a chubbo

>>724639684 (OP)
>hate friendslop because it's purposeless in a way that's not fun
>tell friends I will play any actual games with them that isn't friendslop, even party games which are the same as friendslop except it's meant to be fun
>still the villain for not playing friendslop
it's all so tiresome

>>724639684 (OP)
don't worry, humans will be very... "friendly"... to her.

I'm loving it!

>>724645936
>since nobody will believe it's real
Yeah, people tend to not believe retarded fake greentexts posting AI images as proof.

>>724645936
>>724646009
>>724646081
people still do this nonsense?