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*Beep* *Beep* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP*
Anonymous No.724674093 [Report] >>724674153 >>724674438 >>724674516 >>724674936 >>724675101 >>724676114 >>724676216 >>724676645 >>724676791 >>724677726 >>724677793 >>724678987 >>724679891 >>724680432 >>724684008 >>724684659 >>724685158 >>724686418 >>724688159
How does a company lose 90% of its value and not be sold off / dissolved
Anonymous No.724674153 [Report] >>724675702
>>724674093
It's just a matter of time until the chinks at Tencent completely buy Ubisoft
Anonymous No.724674197 [Report] >>724676702 >>724679971
>>724674031 (OP)
HODL BROTHERS! IT'S ABOUT TO BOUNCE BACK JUST LIKE GAMESTOP!!!!1
Anonymous No.724674243 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
BUY THE DIP
Anonymous No.724674315 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
AND I’M FREE
FREE FAAAAAAALLIN’
Anonymous No.724674394 [Report] >>724674506 >>724677558 >>724677862
>Ubishit is dead
Perfect! Just like the rest of my joke meme of a "country" thanks to Karl Marx Karney is stabbing this country, one that needs annexation from the USA. Hopefully sooner rather than later so that the invasive cancer can be kicked out and excised.
Anonymous No.724674438 [Report] >>724674576
>>724674093
When it's owned by a family that's too stubborn to sell, yet also too stubborn to fix the leak.
Anonymous No.724674506 [Report] >>724674783
>>724674394
Not a single province would have voted for Trump in 2024 bro, Alberta would be as red as New Jersey is
Anonymous No.724674516 [Report]
>>724674093
maybe its "stock" doesn't mean anything
maybe, just maybe, the entire stock market is a scam
Anonymous No.724674556 [Report]
B-But Leftists told me Shadows was a massive success and saved the company? Did lefties lie again? This can't be so....
Anonymous No.724674576 [Report] >>724674684 >>724676664
>>724674438
>public company
>owned by a family
I hate ladder kicking boomers so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.724674684 [Report] >>724674847
>>724674576
who do boomers kick ladders?
Anonymous No.724674783 [Report] >>724675674 >>724676012
>>724674506
The Western half of Canada (my province of British Columbia, Alberta and the rest of the Western provinces) are fuckin' sick of Karl Marx Karney's shit and are getting that very strong urge to leave. "Th-they wouldn't've voted for Trump in 2024" is the biggest fucking cope I've ever seen. The Eastern provinces are holding the rest of Canada back and need to get fucked and bullied and humiliated and shown violence by whatever way necessary.
Anonymous No.724674847 [Report]
>>724674684
Immigrant sweat pension money.
Anonymous No.724674936 [Report] >>724675527
>>724674093
does /v/ not understand what a stock market is?
Anonymous No.724675101 [Report]
>>724674093
Blackrock
Anonymous No.724675148 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
Based. Fuck Ubishit.
Anonymous No.724675527 [Report]
>>724674936
99% of the time you’ll have retards attempt to make a point by posting a day chart, what do you think?
Anonymous No.724675529 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
Go woke get ric-ACK!
Should have given us a normal samurai.
Anonymous No.724675627 [Report] >>724676776 >>724680024 >>724685032
>>724674031 (OP)
Isn't it funny how a nigger pretty much sealed Ubishit's fate?
Anonymous No.724675674 [Report] >>724676091
>>724674783
They wouldn't have. This has been tested the best you would have gotten was Alberta as a swing state. BC would be your California.
Anonymous No.724675702 [Report]
>>724674153
>It's just a matter of time until the chinks at Tencent completely buy Ubisoft
Correct.
Anonymous No.724675735 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
Shadows was a massive success btw
Anonymous No.724675856 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
a rare woke creature victory looks like this?!
Anonymous No.724675996 [Report] >>724676624
>>724674031 (OP)
Man, imagine shorting this shit. Would've made so much bank.
Anonymous No.724676009 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
That's more than 700 rubles. You can eat out 3 days with that
Anonymous No.724676012 [Report] >>724676091
>>724674783
>He thinks British Columbia is right leaning besides for that one governer 100 years ago that hated the natives and actually accomplished something
Anonymous No.724676091 [Report] >>724676212 >>724676763
>>724675674
You are legitimately brain-damaged levels of retarded if you buy that horseshit. Also you have ZERO fuckin' proof for such that ISN'T the CBC or whatever other kike-owned CCP-run state "media" that's full of utter fucking manure handed down to the CBC, Global News, etc. by kikes, who are notorious liars.

>>724676012
>Not paying attention to folks who are sick f David Eby's bullshit and want his head on a silver fucking platter
Anonymous No.724676114 [Report] >>724676481 >>724684591
>>724674093
>sold off
Do you understand what a stock company is? The chart shows 7,75 euro, so it means YOU can right now buy a piece of Ubisoft for less than 9 USD.
>How does a company lose 90% of its value and not be dissolved
So if your house lose 90% of value, you should demolish it? How does that make any sense?
Anonymous No.724676212 [Report] >>724676454
>>724676091
>I do not trust my country's media
>I trust the media of a country that actively wants to annex me
lol
Anonymous No.724676216 [Report]
>>724674093
He's too powerful
Anonymous No.724676454 [Report] >>724676550 >>724676612 >>724687208
>>724676212
The difference is that I welcome fucking annexation, you babbling retard.
Anonymous No.724676481 [Report] >>724676602 >>724676676
>>724676114
To be fair, people jumped out windows when the stock market crashed, there isn't a difference.
Anonymous No.724676550 [Report] >>724677268
>>724676454
>welcome
Of course you do, you filthy US ultranationalist.
Anonymous No.724676602 [Report]
>>724676481
>To be fair, people jumped out windows when the stock market crashed
The retards who did that probably were over leveraged. And whoever longed Ubishit on margin deserve to jump desu
Anonymous No.724676612 [Report] >>724677268
>>724676454
damn i had no idea you were the king of the western half of canada, my bad
FEMALE PROTAGFAG EXEC No.724676624 [Report]
>>724675996
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME
BUT A DEV CAN'T GET A PAYCHECK OUT OF ME
NO BLUE HAIR NO MEDS YOU CAN'T SEE
THAT I'M A MOTHERFUCKING P.I.M.P
Anonymous No.724676645 [Report] >>724676735 >>724676784 >>724677001 >>724677229 >>724680125 >>724684740 >>724688795
>>724674093
because their company isn't actually failing, they just have no investor confidence for whatever reason
Anonymous No.724676664 [Report] >>724676779
>>724674576
>I'm entitled to your life's work while I dit in my bedroom masturbating to cartoon drawings all day
Cope and seethe, you fucking subhuman incel trash.
Anonymous No.724676676 [Report] >>724677152
>>724676481
Yes, the people who bought the stocks you fucking retard. Holy shit are you all underage or are there this many manchildren on /v/ who don't know how the world works?
Anonymous No.724676702 [Report] >>724679971
>>724674197
And just like Toys'R'Us
Anonymous No.724676735 [Report] >>724676775
>>724676645
>because their company isn't actually failing
>Literally unable to make a good game anymore
>In the GAMING INDUSTRY
Yeah that's not failing at all.
Anonymous No.724676763 [Report] >>724677268
>>724676091
I don't see how people wanting to oust someone being a retard and replace him with a person from the same political party is a major shift.
Especially since BC is the province full of people who think the Liberal party is the slightly less conservative party.
Anonymous No.724676775 [Report] >>724676956
>>724676735
your definition of a good game is meaningless when they continue to sell well
Anonymous No.724676776 [Report]
>>724675627
He lookin kinda SAWAYAKA if yanno what I'm sayin (I do not)
Anonymous No.724676779 [Report]
>>724676664
As opposite of you who is having a pajeet to jerk off your boomer penis?
Anonymous No.724676784 [Report]
>>724676645
>because their company isn't actually failing
Anonymous No.724676791 [Report] >>724676890 >>724680180
>>724674093
>>724674031 (OP)

Can't wait for the saudi Arabs to buy it and kill it for good, this is the crash that i was promised 10 years ago
Anonymous No.724676883 [Report]
>nigger game killed ubislop
Lol
Lmao
Anonymous No.724676890 [Report] >>724677049 >>724677308 >>724680231
>>724676791
>Arabs
Oh my God you don't want those rich fuckers winning.
Anonymous No.724676956 [Report] >>724677189 >>724677229
>>724676775
>when they continue to sell well
Using bots and shit to inflate your sales isn't making money, it's fraud. Hence why your stocks are dropping. Fuck off back to your office Ubisoftnigger.
Anonymous No.724677001 [Report] >>724677124
>>724676645
>for whatever reason
Why would investors lose confidence in such a profitable, forward-facing company with its best times ahead of it like Ubisoft? It's a mystery to us both. Must be some mistake, I'm sure it'll clear up very, very soon
Anonymous No.724677049 [Report]
>>724676890
So towelheads make profits by shorting and not by investing on games? Make up your mind schizo.
Anonymous No.724677124 [Report] >>724677705 >>724680296
>>724677001
video game companies aren't usually a good investment with how spread out their major revenue gains are
Anonymous No.724677152 [Report] >>724677289
>>724676676
It doesn't matter since Dodge vs Ford.
No one cares
Anonymous No.724677189 [Report] >>724677252
>>724676956
how do bots inflate sales? you sound delusional
Anonymous No.724677229 [Report] >>724681147
>>724676956
>Using bots and shit to inflate your sales
Do we have hard proof of this besides rumors?

>>724676645
>their company isn't actually failing
Pray explain this, please.
Anonymous No.724677252 [Report] >>724677353
>>724677189
>How can digital sales rig the system???
Oh gee whizz I wonder how.
You know that when you buy an infinitely reproducible product from your own company you get the money back, right?
Anonymous No.724677268 [Report] >>724677810
>>724676550
>filthy US ultranationalist.
LMAO ok, whatever helps you fuckin' sleep at night, Karl Marx Karney apologist faggot.

>>724676612
LMAO I just say it like it is, fuckheel.

>>724676763
And those fellow BCers are drooling, pants-on-head-while-it's-on-fire-levels of retarded and a big reason why I'm hellbent on fucking off from BC because it's a sinking fucking ship while also praying for pure, open annexation.
Anonymous No.724677289 [Report] >>724677461
>>724677152
you dont even know what you're saying you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.724677308 [Report] >>724677810 >>724677810
>>724676890
I don't like Ubisoft. I don't like any of their titles and I don't like their influence on the medium. Hence I do not care who kills them. I care only that they are dead. I'll draw my line in the sandnig somewhere a bit further up the path, but yes, they can have this one. God forbid anyone do me a fuckin favor though
Anonymous No.724677353 [Report] >>724677396 >>724680319
>>724677252
yeah and if they ever tried to falsify their sales like that they would be subject to billions of dollars of fines by the regulating government
Anonymous No.724677396 [Report] >>724677475
>>724677353
>Corponigger government punishing the corponiggers
It's 2025, not the 1900's you retard, that's now things work anymore.
Anonymous No.724677461 [Report] >>724677519
>>724677289
If that is what you want to believe.
But you will continue to be robbed blind despite of your facade of intellect
Anonymous No.724677475 [Report]
>>724677396
This kind of shit is why people should invest on war crime free COVID 2. Imagine dying for your corponigger gov on top of being a war criminal, can't be me.
Anonymous No.724677519 [Report] >>724677652
>>724677461
you're just saying random shit you read on 4chan. you don't even understand what you're typing.
Anonymous No.724677558 [Report] >>724677739
>>724674394
you should be happy that they're dead so you don't have to waste your tax dollars on kim belair's salary
Anonymous No.724677652 [Report] >>724677828
>>724677519
I'm sure you understand simple economics.
Anonymous No.724677687 [Report] >>724677749 >>724677767
But I thought everyone loved woke games? That's what the organic posters on /v/ told me
Anonymous No.724677705 [Report]
>>724677124
And investment being the lifesblood of any company, I'm sure Ubi will prove the exception to that rule and stabilize from this massive nosedive. Aaany second now.

Your next line is something along the lines of: "investment isn't necessarily when a company can live virtually hand-to-mouth purely off of profits" but as you type that out, you can just imagine me laughing my ass off, save us both the time
Anonymous No.724677726 [Report]
>>724674093
>not be sold off
anon...
https://mp1st.com/news/ubisoft-sells-rights-to-five-of-its-dormant-ips-to-atari

https://www.theverge.com/news/637775/ubisoft-tencent-carveout-assassins-creed-far-cry-tom-clancy
Anonymous No.724677739 [Report] >>724677890
>>724677558
>Kim Belair
There's way bigger problems than Kim Belair in my country, such as Karl Marx Karney coping and seething and running to daddy CCP ChiCom because "WAAAH WAAAH SOMETHING SOMETHING EVERY FUCKUP OF MINE TOTALLY ISN'T MY FAULT AND IT'S ALL TRUMP'S DOING, TOTALLY NOT MINE!" when THAT couldn't be the CUNT-KICKING CASE WHATSOFUCKINGEVER.
Anonymous No.724677749 [Report]
>>724677687
yes, everyone is laughing at us chuds because we can't get laid
Anonymous No.724677767 [Report]
>>724677687
EVERYONE LOVES WOKE GAMES! THEY ONLY FAIL BECAUSE THE CHUDS REFUSE TO BUY THEM!
FUCKING BUY THE GAMES YOU INCEL LOSERS WHO WE HATE!
Anonymous No.724677785 [Report]
Unironically you should think of buying some if you can.
Anonymous No.724677793 [Report] >>724684149 >>724686347
>>724674031 (OP)
>Warning: this vehicle is reversing
>>724674093
It already sort of has been. Ubi formed a new spinoff with Tencent which has ownership of their valuable IP while old Ubisoft is allowed to wither away and die, taking its debt with it.
Anonymous No.724677794 [Report]
Who the fuck cares how the stock market ACTUALLY works. It's just funny to see line-go-down when jews have a need for line-go-up. And especially when it's a shitty game company like Ubisoft.
Anonymous No.724677810 [Report] >>724678168
>>724677308
>>724677268
>Karl Marx Karney
What the actual heck does that mean and what does it have to do with what the other anon said about you?

>>724677308
>influence on the medium
What influence does it have on the medium?
Anonymous No.724677828 [Report] >>724677980 >>724684274 >>724684720
>>724677652
are you from a third world country where they don't have real education so you tried to substitute school with 4chan instead?
Anonymous No.724677862 [Report] >>724683001
>>724674394
>invasive cancer
It's not invasive. The so-called "philosophy" of the so-called "Enlightenment" was an environment made for something like communism to grow out of.
Anonymous No.724677890 [Report]
>>724677739
ok but this is the video games board on a mongolian basket-weaving message board so we're talking about video games
Anonymous No.724677980 [Report] >>724678508 >>724679348
>>724677828
there are three worlds?
I thought there was only one world?
What is the first and second world?
Anonymous No.724678039 [Report] >>724678118 >>724680405
buy the dip, skellyniggers
Anonymous No.724678118 [Report]
>>724678039
>trying to dump bags on clueless /v/irgins
Nope, I'm not buying until it's less than a dollar.
Anonymous No.724678139 [Report] >>724678228
>>724674031 (OP)
go woke get rich, chud. shadows was the best selling game of all time
Anonymous No.724678168 [Report]
>>724677810
Why did you quote me twice?
Anonymous No.724678228 [Report]
>>724678139
Woke games are sell so well, they actually integer-flip and go into the negatives. That's the only reason they ever fail, by selling too many copies.
Anonymous No.724678250 [Report]
damn he caught on
oh well it was fun
Anonymous No.724678508 [Report] >>724678541
>>724677980
Countries aligned with the capitalist west, countries aligned with communist USSR and China, and poor countries aligned with neither economic system/bloc who subsist off of the scraps of the two reigning giants.

It's still 1986 where I live, by the way.
Anonymous No.724678541 [Report] >>724678673
>>724678508
>It's still 1986 where I live, by the way.
where u live
Anonymous No.724678673 [Report]
>>724678541
in the past, I said. Like most older people.
Anonymous No.724678987 [Report] >>724679421
>>724674093
The average company is 10% people doing the hard work and the remaining 90% are DEIs, HR and other parasites.
So yes even if it lost 90% of people it would still chug along as long they don't lose the important 10%.
Anonymous No.724679348 [Report]
>>724677980
underage or did they only just install internet in your shithole?
Anonymous No.724679421 [Report]
>>724678987
this has nothing to do with stocks
Anonymous No.724679556 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
When it dipped under 2$ I bought 1000 shares :)
let's go
Anonymous No.724679641 [Report]
BUT I THOUGHT ASS CREED SHADOWS WAS A HUGE SUCCESS?
Anonymous No.724679714 [Report]
why do chuds keep winning? im going to dilate asap
Anonymous No.724679784 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
The Chinese own them now
That's not a good thing
Anonymous No.724679891 [Report]
>>724674093
They did a special partial sale to tencent to delay complete collapse and keep control, that screws over all the regular shareholders.
Anonymous No.724679971 [Report]
>>724674197
>>724676702
My position is short, and they're vulnerable to short ladder attacks.. Look at ubis' upcoming games. Look at their payroll. They only JUST fired the dude who fucked up AC shadows, and don't have any talent to replace him Take my money.
Anonymous No.724680024 [Report]
>>724675627
It is Karma.
Anonymous No.724680112 [Report] >>724682218 >>724685897
>>724674031 (OP)
>Asscreed Spun Off
>Far Cry Spun Off
>Rainbow Six Spun off

>The Division kept
>Ghost Recon kept
>The Crew kept
>Prince of Persia kept
>Rayman kept
Anonymous No.724680125 [Report]
>>724676645
>for whatever reason.
their fucking bombfest of 2024. Their current nogames of 2025 and 6. AND that management has shown they fucked all the shareholders hard and will fuck them more.

it's overvalued right now.
Anonymous No.724680180 [Report]
>>724676791
Their previous move makes it VERY hard to sell it to anyone but Tencent. It also diluted the fuck out of everyone's shares.
Anonymous No.724680231 [Report]
>>724676890
The dudes running SNK are better than the dudes at ubi now.
Anonymous No.724680296 [Report]
>>724677124
>the highest grossing and most profitable form of media in a global service/consumption economy isn't a good investment
holy retard
Anonymous No.724680319 [Report]
>>724677353
They aren't falsifying them. They're simply refusing to report them, and letting the forbes kek claim that "it's all subscription! Great success". Oh, no rev numbers either.
Anonymous No.724680405 [Report]
>>724678039
I remember you fucks saying that pre AC shadows, and pre tencent buyout.
Anonymous No.724680432 [Report]
>>724674093
because Ubisoft is backed by Canadian government, imagine being Canadian knowing that your taxes goes to keep Ubisoft alive
Anonymous No.724681147 [Report]
>>724677229
>Do we have hard proof of this
take-two has been busted at least once for accounting fraud
Anonymous No.724682218 [Report]
>>724680112
Honestly?
Tencent swooping in and bailing Ubisoft out is less exciting than an outright free for all auction
Anonymous No.724682420 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
Nothing of value was lost
Anonymous No.724682787 [Report] >>724686575
There are many western game studios that produce boring, woke crap are being kept on life support by Tencent. You don’t know how deep it goes.
Anonymous No.724682832 [Report] >>724682898
>>724674031 (OP)
Everything we knew is dying in front of our eyes. Not defending ubishit, but it is happening to everything so rapidly. Like a house of cards falling
Anonymous No.724682898 [Report] >>724683168
>>724682832
The entire AAA western landscape is unrecognizable
Ubisoft is China's bitch
EA is the Saudi's bitch
Microsoft owns Activision and Bethesda now
Anonymous No.724683001 [Report]
>>724677862
The Absolutist Monarchy death state of Tsarist Russia was hardly a bastion of Enlightenment
Anonymous No.724683168 [Report] >>724683283
>>724682898
>Microsoft owns Activision and Bethesda now
And Sony owns Xbox exclusives lmao
Anonymous No.724683283 [Report] >>724684074
>>724683168
is that what jeets believe?
Anonymous No.724683468 [Report] >>724683835
>>724674031 (OP)
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MIGHT AND MAGIC
Anonymous No.724683835 [Report]
>>724683468
you WILL buy the kittendildo resin figurines and you WILL enjoy it
Anonymous No.724683937 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
>*Beep* *Beep* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP*
UN DOS TRES CUATRO!
Anonymous No.724684008 [Report] >>724686575
>>724674093
Tencent practically own them in all but name. They don't want to make things official because of anti-monopoly laws.
Anonymous No.724684074 [Report]
>>724683283
Gaylo cope.
Anonymous No.724684149 [Report] >>724684850 >>724685236
>>724677793
>taking its debt with it.
So when will the jettisoning and auctions start?
Anonymous No.724684274 [Report]
>>724677828
Post portfolio.
Anonymous No.724684591 [Report]
>>724676114
>So if your house lose 90% of value, you should demolish it? yeah at that point the lands more valuable, its what we did to the last two places we bought. just bulldozed that shit right down. the place had wine bottles so old in it they had turned to vinegar. and a rotary phone.
Anonymous No.724684659 [Report]
>>724674093
shareholders need to agree
and the guilemot family own a lot of shares and are stubborn
Anonymous No.724684720 [Report] >>724684915 >>724685071 >>724685585
>>724677828
have you SEEN modern schools in the united states today?
Anonymous No.724684740 [Report]
>>724676645
they literally had a half a billion euro lost and 33% of lifetime profits (39 fucking years of operation) eroded in a single year
that is absolutely failing
Anonymous No.724684850 [Report]
>>724684149
probably once the litigation from understandably pissed off shareholders is resolved
Anonymous No.724684915 [Report]
>>724684720
grim
Anonymous No.724685032 [Report]
>>724675627
To be honest, if you were still playing Assassin's Creed in 2024, i would also assume you were a nigger
Anonymous No.724685071 [Report] >>724685320 >>724685386 >>724685640
>>724684720
What in the absolute fuck is all of this shit? Why do you need a 3 step process to do single digit addition? The fuck?
Anonymous No.724685158 [Report] >>724686616
>>724674093
>How does a company lose 90% of its value and not be sold off / dissolved
French Govt directly supports it with grants. Common in small countries with a company in a unique/niche industry that they want to support for whatever reason.
Australian govt currently pays a fat chick $1mil a year to pour milk over furniture for some shitty modern art project. .
Anonymous No.724685236 [Report]
>>724684149
Ubi has one full AAA cycle of dev runway. I'd say about then.
Anonymous No.724685320 [Report] >>724685383 >>724685783 >>724685960 >>724686042 >>724686316 >>724689067
>>724685071
the deck of cards one is my favorite. "just remember what both cards look like and move the extra symbols to the appropriate spots, and viola, youve got the answer!". lmao the fuck happens when the answer is like, 13. you move the symbols until you get a queen symbol?

its "common core", became at thing in 2010. good luck to kids who started school then lmao. look how much "easier" it is.

ever wondered why all the young cashiers cant figure out what change to give you
Anonymous No.724685383 [Report] >>724685997
>>724685320
>graduated in 06
Thank fuck I slid in before that gate crashed down
Anonymous No.724685386 [Report]
>>724685071
They're trying to teach black people math. Conventional curricula doesn't work well for that.
Anonymous No.724685429 [Report] >>724685543
>>724674031 (OP)
buy the dip or not
Anonymous No.724685529 [Report] >>724685703
Why would anyone still invest in Ubisoft when they literally moved all the valuable IPs like Assassins's creed into a private sub company owned by tencent?
Anonymous No.724685543 [Report]
>>724685429
take a look at Ubisoft's upcoming games list on their website.
Anonymous No.724685585 [Report] >>724685627 >>724685632 >>724685703 >>724685749 >>724685960
>>724684720
Is it embarrassing to say i reached 30 without ever learning how playing cards work? I know how to play chess, but who even is supposed to teach you to play cards? My parents don't know either
Anonymous No.724685601 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
One less woke company to worry about.
Anonymous No.724685627 [Report]
>>724685585
My grandpa taught me how to play cards and gamble when I was eight years old
Anonymous No.724685632 [Report] >>724686123 >>724686257
>>724685585
> how playing cards work
What do you mean?
Anonymous No.724685640 [Report] >>724685794 >>724685906
>>724685071
>Why do you need a 3 step process to do single digit addition?
The entire US public education apparatus spends a trillion dollars every year attempting to teach niggers what white and asian kids can pick up effortlessly through general exposure. This ironically results in the development of a variety of over-complicated approaches to simple skills such as reading and arithmetic.
Anonymous No.724685703 [Report]
>>724685529
Because quite a few investors haven't noticed yet.

>>724685585
The ghetto kids learn from their family.
Anonymous No.724685749 [Report] >>724686123 >>724686257
>>724685585
>how playing cards work
what the fuck does that even mean?
they're numbered cards
there are a hundred different games you can use them for
Anonymous No.724685783 [Report] >>724686151
>>724685320
>"common core", became at thing in 2010
I did graduate elementary school in 2009 but I don't remember doing this in middle or high school either for any type of problems. Maybe it was a state by state thing or only for really young kids. I got chewed out for blatantly using a calculator when I couldn't be bothered at home.
Anonymous No.724685794 [Report] >>724686151 >>724686316
>>724685640
the purpose is to slow down the smarter kids by asking them to "show the process" for each step rather than to teach the niggers.
Anonymous No.724685897 [Report]
>>724680112
>Ubisoft: but who will keep development on Beyond Good and Evil 2?
>Tencent: What even is this?
>Ubisoft: I'm gonna be honest... I was hoping you knew
Anonymous No.724685906 [Report] >>724686150 >>724686316
>>724685640
Oh it's even fucking worse than that. If they just took the black community and did A/B testing on what worked the best, we wouldn't have such fucking terrible performance.

It's the DELTA between white and black performance that they want to minimize. And the solution MUST be about racisim. AND the solution must involve continuous funding for their experts.

Did you know that they didn't even fucking test common core to demonstrate it worked for anyone? And that they didn't bother to check their deliverables for accuracy in math, but they DID check if it met racial inclusion standards?
Anonymous No.724685960 [Report]
>>724685585
Playing cards were a bigger thing before the internet, but yeah if your parents didn't have them that makes sense since that's how most kids would learn.

There's really nothing special about them and it's stupid to use them for teaching math. It'd literally be better to use flash cards because of what >>724685320 said, playing cards go 2-10 then Jack, Queen, King, Ace (Ace can be 1 depending on the game) and sometimes Jokers. Printing a basic flash card deck of like 1-20 and using that to teach would cost less than the wasted time of trying to teach with playing cards.
Anonymous No.724685997 [Report] >>724686151 >>724686208
>>724685383
i am a bit salty that i missed out on them completely removing homework. theres basically zero homework in schools now because the amount of work it takes to determine if kids just chatgpt'd started taking up 99% of the teachers time.
got a family member whose a teacher and they just do open book tests where you can bring any real book in because even if its just the literal coursework book if the kid can figure out how to read the answers from that, thats "better then most".

its so fucking grim to listen to their stories. you at first go "why not just teach them" and then you hear "well we are so short staffed the kids who should be held back 3 grades are in my class and i spend 50% of my day stopping them from eating glue and razor blades, i literally cant give the other students any attention. i dont want a manslaughter charge" and "yeah today the last maths teacher quit and the the english department walked out without telling us they quit last week and next week i hear xxxx is quitting and-"

whose fucking left holy shit
Anonymous No.724686042 [Report] >>724686371
>>724685320
>doing multiplication by calculating geometric area
based RETVRN to the greek BVLLS, next is to specify the answer as DLXVII
Anonymous No.724686123 [Report] >>724686214 >>724686543
>>724685632
>>724685749
he means jack queen king and ace. most decks dont "number" the jack queen and king cards, its actually just that most games use those as "11 12, 13". if you only ever played go fish, how would you know? its a bit weird, but i can see it.

i bet lots of young kids today might not know that, because, why would they? they arnt playing cards, their playing fortnite on their phones.
Anonymous No.724686150 [Report] >>724686654
>>724685906
my favourite curriculum story is when they accidently reverted back to "See Spot Run, Run Spot Run" style memorizing every word, so there were years worth of students who were functionally illiterate at age 10 because they were never taught what to do with a new word.
Anonymous No.724686151 [Report]
>>724685783
More likely slow deployment. Or the school district noticed the shit was SO fucking ass that they delayed.

>>724685794
Same idea as the schools that banned homework.

>>724685997
Sounds pretty standard shit from what I'm hearing from k-12. The fundamentals don't change. You do what you can for who you can with the resources availabe.
Anonymous No.724686208 [Report] >>724686359 >>724686654
>>724685997
This shit is at its core the fault of teachers themselves. They are collectively antagonistic to the idea of physically separating low-IQ children from midwit kids, from smart kids. Those three groups shouldn't share the same schools.
Anonymous No.724686214 [Report]
>>724686123
Yeah, exactly. Plus you have the issue with Ace being 1 sometimes but being >King other times depending on the rules of the game.

Good point about most modern kids not knowing them either.

It's ridiculous to use them as a teaching tool.
Anonymous No.724686223 [Report]
I guess being a functioning human prevents me from wrapping my mind around the concept that there are people incapable of grasping simple math and reading concepts, but then I remember that there are people physically incapable of thinking so it starts to make more sense.
Anonymous No.724686257 [Report] >>724686342 >>724686543
>>724685632
>>724685749
Sometimes i find puzzle on video games and magazines that just say stuff like "picked the highest/lowest" or "put these in order" and like... in reference to what? Is there a meaning to them that transcends the different games you can play? Are the ones with kings and queens higher than the number ones? Is a red 3 more than a black 3? Do the symbols and colors influence in the value?
Anonymous No.724686316 [Report] >>724686654
>>724685320
>"common core", became at thing in 2010
it started in earnest a decade before that with NCLB, but these national efforts trickled down at different rates in different places

>>724685794
no, they genuinely are trying to teach them skills
but because they don't just "get it", the teaching methods become analogous to breaking down an intuitive process into explicit infallible steps to be translated into code for a machine

frustrating and hampering the normal children with the NCLB bullshit is just a bonus because then everyone appears more equally incompetent, as >>724685906 explained
Anonymous No.724686342 [Report]
>>724686257
It takes three seconds to google that or ask gpt.
This is the most non-problem I have ever seen on here.
Anonymous No.724686347 [Report] >>724687185
>>724677793
>Ubi formed a new spinoff with Tencent which has ownership of their valuable IP while old Ubisoft is allowed to wither away and die, taking its debt with it.
this
typical corporate restructuring
Anonymous No.724686359 [Report] >>724686446 >>724687185
>>724686208
>They are collectively antagonistic to the idea of physically separating low-IQ children from midwit kids, from smart kids
the teachers dont get to choose that, my family member literally quit over it and found a wfh job instead because they couldnt deal with the fact that they were going to end up failing 29 students because they couldnt just fucking kick out the one trying to eat batteries, my dude.

students parents will fucking sue you if you dare imply holding their student back from the 10th grade despite them not knowing how to tie their own shoes. the fuck are you supposed to do.
Anonymous No.724686371 [Report] >>724686443 >>724686468 >>724687185
>>724686042
is geometry (as a separate subject) not a big thing in burgerland? yeah you're probably not gonna do geometric proofs after pythogoras' one, but trigonometric bullshit sticks around for quite a while
Anonymous No.724686418 [Report] >>724686463
>>724674093
Ubisoft isn't a publicly owned company. It is privately owned by Yves Guillemot and his family, and so whether or not it gets sold or whatever is entirely up to them.
Anonymous No.724686443 [Report] >>724686875 >>724687185
>>724686371
doing geometry to solve 6 + 3? the question is 6 + 3. thats it. thats the question. why the fuck would you need to use geometry to solve that
Anonymous No.724686446 [Report] >>724686556 >>724687185
>>724686359
I'm not saying holding back. I'm saying separating them.
Teachers protest all the times, but this is the one thing they don't want to touch because it would be "discriminatory"
Anonymous No.724686463 [Report]
>>724686418
>It is privately owned by Yves Guillemot and his family
He and his family are owned by Tencent now.
Anonymous No.724686468 [Report] >>724686875
>>724686371
the image is attempting to teach kids long multiplication, but it's done with giant fucking boxes for no reason
Anonymous No.724686543 [Report] >>724686768
>>724686257
What >>724686123 said basically.

They're called "playing" cards because they've been used to play wide variety of different games for hundreds of years, so depending on the rules of the game everything can be different.

The most consistent thing is typically the value of cards, with 2-10 having the numeric value, then Jack being >10, Queen being >Jack, King being >Queen, and Ace being >King. If you see them in a puzzle that's probably what they're expecting.

The color and suit (the different symbols) are used for different games like when you have to match the same number across suits or get a sequence of numbers in one suit, but typically don't affect the numeric value of the cards.

If you have friends playing cards can be fun, playing card have stuck around for longer than things like YuGiOh or M:TG because they're a lot more flexible and cheaper. There's like hundreds or thousands of games you can play with a deck of playing cards.
Anonymous No.724686556 [Report] >>724686653
>>724686446
>it would be "discriminatory"
andddd they would get sued.
Anonymous No.724686575 [Report]
>>724682787
I guess this is the issue >>724684008
It's a shame that anti monopoly laws favor public companies and fuck over private companies.
Anonymous No.724686616 [Report]
>>724685158
>France
>small country
lol
Anonymous No.724686653 [Report] >>724687185 >>724687386
>>724686556
We should be discriminating our asses off in education. Smart kids should be getting smart kid education and dumb kids should be getting dumb kid education, you can AB test for this shit super early.
Anonymous No.724686654 [Report] >>724686798 >>724687145
>>724686150
It gets better. They've done that MORE THAN ONCE. It absolutely wasn't an accident. They really tried it again more than once. It's phonics vs whole language learning. They try a method, find out that the black kids aren't learning, and switch to the other one, with some new shit added, like "lets add AAVE phenomes to phonics!".

>>724686208
Dont' let the administrators and department of education off the hook. They are even more to blame than rank and file teachers.

>>724686316
It's not just incompetence. It's complete abandonment of basic scientific principles. It's going full Paulo Ferere revolutionary education theory without checking to see if this shit works.
Anonymous No.724686735 [Report] >>724686778
>>724674031 (OP)
I did this
Anonymous No.724686768 [Report]
>>724686543
Thank you, this is very simple, i guess i just never had enough interest to research
Anonymous No.724686778 [Report] >>724686902
>>724686735
But you did nothing?
Anonymous No.724686798 [Report]
>>724686654
>Dont' let the administrators and department of education off the hook. They are even more to blame than rank and file teachers.

That's the most important thing. The administration should be held accountable. They don't care because their kids go to private schools.
Anonymous No.724686823 [Report] >>724686906 >>724687561
I wonder whether a single US public school still teaches English grammar.
Anonymous No.724686875 [Report] >>724687042 >>724687561
>>724686443
is the implication that the ABSOLUTE STATE of education is so bad that geometry is not even relevant? if not, what the fuck does first grade addition have to do with it?

>>724686468
yeah the presentation is bad, but first reply was about multiplication-as-area-calculation in the antiquity, which is why i asked about geometry in general
using "boxes" (read: areas not to scale) to explain two-term long multiplication is perfectly fine, that's the "geomtric way" to do it
Anonymous No.724686902 [Report]
>>724686778
And I shall persist.
Anonymous No.724686906 [Report]
>>724686823
I forgot all that shit and never missed it, it can rot in hell with cursive desu. It has nothing to do with being able to speak or write well, you just learn a language with practice.
Anonymous No.724686913 [Report] >>724687561
I only care if the Anno team is safe.
(Yes I'm aware how woke it is, I still like the series.)
Anonymous No.724686984 [Report] >>724687561
>>724674031 (OP)
now i wonder if it is a good time to buy their stock. they might be sold to some company and their stock might god up.
Anonymous No.724687042 [Report]
>>724686875
lmao this guy
Anonymous No.724687145 [Report]
>>724686654
>They try a method, find out that the black kids aren't learning, and switch to the other one, with some new shit added, like "lets add AAVE phenomes to phonics!".
that's a fair point too. the fundamentally fucked thing is that the people highest up in school districts keep seeing a Certain Race doing much worse in school, and they don't realize that a ranked list necessarily has a Worst item.
Anonymous No.724687185 [Report] >>724687386
>>724686347
Not typical. Maybe if you're in private equity shenanigans.

>>724686359
No shade on your bro, but it's a skill issue. They play is to get 29 students ALL showing up at your principals office, preferably with a lawyer threatening to sue. Clever coaching, preferably not directly from the teacher on exactly what levers to pull. The principal isn't an idiot, and being able to justify some of the options like IEPs, study from home, and 'tard wranglers he's got if it's lawsuit vs lawsuit.

>>724686446
Not the teacher's call in many districts.

>>724686371
It's been lowered in priority because of fucking common core.

>>724686443
>why the fuck would you need to use geometry to solve that
Because 15 percent of the students mysteriously can't do it at all, so they're trying 20 different ways of doing it in a desperate attempt to think ONE of them will work.

>>724686653
We did this in the 1980s. It actually fucking worked. The black students who were high performers who made it in this area are are the smartest black people in the world. Then they did stats and discovered there weren't porportionally enough black people. You can guess what happened next.
Anonymous No.724687208 [Report]
>>724676454
You will never be American
Anonymous No.724687386 [Report]
>>724687185
>>>724686653
>We did this in the 1980s. It actually fucking worked. The black students who were high performers who made it in this area are are the smartest black people in the world. Then they did stats and discovered there weren't porportionally enough black people. You can guess what happened next.

Ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on /v/
Anonymous No.724687561 [Report]
>>724686823
Quite a few. A predictor of that is how asian your PTA is.

>>724686875
You are WAY too optimistic on THE ABSOLUTE STATE.

>>724686913
They have tiny budgets and are selling above it. They aren't in the Tencent deal. They could be easily spun off and sold. They're fine for now.

>>724686984
Do you understand how the tencent deal works? When you own the stock, and AC does well, you don't get the full benefit of that, only a percentage. If ac does terrible, tencent also gets theirs first..
Anonymous No.724687576 [Report] >>724688707
ZOOM OUT
Anonymous No.724687905 [Report] >>724688937
saucy No.724687942 [Report]
>>724674031 (OP)
Meme magic is fake...
Anonymous No.724688159 [Report]
>>724674093
because it's a political tool
money doesn't matter
Anonymous No.724688707 [Report]
>>724687576
looks even worse
Anonymous No.724688795 [Report]
>>724676645
>for whatever reason
Gaslighting faggot or actual retard?
Anonymous No.724688937 [Report]
>>724687905
why do thirdies on /v/ think everyone can read their language?
Anonymous No.724688943 [Report] >>724688995
>>724674031 (OP)
Where the fuck's the idiot who claimed Shadows didn't flop?
Anonymous No.724688995 [Report]
>>724688943
he was only contracted to shill for a month
Anonymous No.724689067 [Report]
>>724685320
The second is more intuitive in your head. It's shit for showing work though.