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Dispatch
Is this game really that good anons?
Anonymous No.724678493 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
idk lol
Anonymous No.724678534 [Report]
>"""""""""""""game"""""""""""""
Anonymous No.724678629 [Report] >>724678801 >>724679448 >>724682326
>>724678461 (OP)
was any nipple actually shown in game
>inb4 aereola
doesnt count
Anonymous No.724678719 [Report] >>724678895 >>724678903 >>724679917 >>724695685
>>724678461 (OP)
Only the red girl is hot and you can't even romance her. what a useless ''game''.

The devs had one fucking job and they failed.
Anonymous No.724678728 [Report] >>724678851 >>724679448
are the rumours...true?!
Anonymous No.724678801 [Report] >>724678979
>>724678629
yeah
Anonymous No.724678851 [Report]
>>724678728
Yea she’s a pedo
Anonymous No.724678852 [Report] >>724695024
>>724678461 (OP)
I play Dispatch to make people furious. It's pretty simple. I play games, and then I tell people I'm doing that, and then they fly off the handle. It's great. I don't even have to try. They just lose it.
Anonymous No.724678895 [Report]
>>724678719
kek get fucked faggot
Anonymous No.724678903 [Report] >>724679473
>>724678719
They also gave her the worst possible VA.
Anonymous No.724678921 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
it's not blowing my mind but it's pretty funny and it has some cute girls
it's released in episodes every week so everyone is along for the same ride and gets to give each other shit over choices without seeing where they go yet
makes it more fun and a community thing, I guess. It's why there's so many threads
Anonymous No.724678979 [Report] >>724679448 >>724679727
>>724678801
show it
Anonymous No.724679034 [Report] >>724679448
In truth I could probably go either way on the girls but I have a slight preference for Blonde Blazer so I went with her but now that I have chosen it is my job to denigrate the other side as much as possible and act like Invisigal is total absolute irredeemable garbage. It's just how it is.
Anonymous No.724679067 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24
Anonymous No.724679208 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
The "plot" is that it's a modern woman dating sim.
>cheating whore
>nonwhite BPDemon
Anonymous No.724679448 [Report] >>724679582 >>724687414 >>724687782 >>724690405 >>724693813
>>724678728
>>724678629
>>724679034
>>724678979
>he doesn't know
https://files.catbox.moe/8kxcdt.webm
Anonymous No.724679473 [Report] >>724679487
>>724678903
I apologise on behalf of my country her existence.
Anonymous No.724679487 [Report]
>>724679473
post the sex in ep 4
Anonymous No.724679548 [Report]
I've seen no mention of it outside here,.so probably not
Anonymous No.724679582 [Report] >>724687414
>>724679448
>https://files.catbox.moe/8kxcdt.webm
damn AI is crazy
Anonymous No.724679637 [Report] >>724679984
Cuck game
Anonymous No.724679727 [Report] >>724679779
>>724678979
I don't have the webm saved but it's literally the one with the brown girl having sex that's been constantly posted these last few days
Anonymous No.724679779 [Report]
>>724679727
its at the start of chapter 4, i looked it up, she is masturbating inn a dream
Anonymous No.724679828 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
No. It's about 1/10th the power of a WEG, and 1/200th the power of a good game on DLSITE.
Anonymous No.724679917 [Report]
>>724678719
Australian Magik/Darkchylde

>She can't instantly teleport to dispatch call locations?
Anonymous No.724679984 [Report] >>724680872 >>724681007
>>724679637
They break up the next day, and it's confirmed that they never had sex.
Anonymous No.724680272 [Report] >>724680732
>new moviegame comes out
>it's on PC so /v/ loves it
Anonymous No.724680535 [Report]
I wonder if the dev will add nip dub in the future. Say what you want but nips know how to blow soul with their voiceacting
Anonymous No.724680653 [Report] >>724680779 >>724689496
>>724678461 (OP)
looked good at first but all the youtubers and shilling left a bad taste in my mouth
Anonymous No.724680732 [Report]
>>724680272
>it's on PC
>cinematic cutscene-riddled pseudo-gameplay
>pretending to be deep while it's just pressing F to cry
/v/ always falls for the same bait. Throw in some waifu wars and "muh choices" and suddenly it's GOTY.
We are truly in the end times.
Anonymous No.724680779 [Report] >>724680951
>>724680653
>using youtube
Anonymous No.724680872 [Report] >>724681032 >>724688720
>>724679984
So you're cucking the other guy
Anonymous No.724680948 [Report] >>724681003 >>724689718 >>724697091 >>724697304 >>724697424
When and why did the whole "sticking your fingers in a girl's mouth" trope start getting popular? That shit's disgusting, but it's fucking everywhere now.
Anonymous No.724680951 [Report]
>>724680779
too contrarian even for /v/. Get better shills
Anonymous No.724681003 [Report]
>>724680948
my ex wife did that once and I was like wtf are you doing. So I just stuck it in her ass.
Anonymous No.724681007 [Report] >>724681097 >>724687474 >>724689246
>>724679984
>it's confirmed that they never had sex
how do they confirm it? To me it just sounds like she got pumped and dumped one last time before settling for the oofy doofy
Anonymous No.724681032 [Report]
>>724680872
Yes, but he's also an autistic alien that thinks hugs are "making love" so it's fine.
Anonymous No.724681097 [Report] >>724681208
>>724681007
he says they didn't they are incompatible genital wise and to him making love is giving hugs
Anonymous No.724681208 [Report] >>724681415
>>724681097
>he says
lol
Anonymous No.724681237 [Report] >>724683791
tfw no gf
Anonymous No.724681370 [Report] >>724681862
>>724678461 (OP)
I wouldn't call it a game. Just a very basic life simulator for lonely people
Anonymous No.724681415 [Report] >>724681821
>>724681208
If you played the game there would be 0 doubt in your mind. No one else questions it.
Anonymous No.724681553 [Report]
game?
Anonymous No.724681620 [Report] >>724681703
>>724678461 (OP)
Is this basically
>A 2025 tell-tale game with super heroes
Anonymous No.724681703 [Report] >>724681750 >>724681821 >>724681880 >>724688624 >>724690015 >>724690278
>>724681620
yes and it's great. all time peak is higher than BG3 and practically every game
Anonymous No.724681750 [Report] >>724681795
>>724681703
How much does the demo have?
Anonymous No.724681795 [Report]
>>724681750
216k
Anonymous No.724681821 [Report] >>724689281
>>724681415
Im not a faggot that "plays" dumb shit like that. Shouldve went easier with the shilling
>>724681703
>immediately bringing up player count like that works here
Anonymous No.724681862 [Report] >>724681910
>>724681370
wait, regularly getting tangled romantically with multiple girls and being lusted by them is supposed to be basic in life?
Anonymous No.724681880 [Report]
>>724681703
lmao fuck off shill
Anonymous No.724681910 [Report]
>>724681862
sure was for me!
Anonymous No.724682326 [Report] >>724682389 >>724690570
>>724678629
https://files.catbox.moe/pnyr1i.PNG
You can also just check out any uncensored version of the chapter 4 intro.
Anonymous No.724682389 [Report]
>>724682326
you can check yourself into a mental hospital, freak
Anonymous No.724682931 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
>WEG
Anonymous No.724683034 [Report] >>724683190 >>724686761 >>724691330 >>724693180 >>724693741
Anonymous No.724683104 [Report] >>724683190 >>724691330 >>724691357
Anonymous No.724683190 [Report]
>>724683104
>>724683034
nice.
Anonymous No.724683791 [Report]
>>724681237
Anonymous No.724684419 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
yes. its unironically one of the better new ip's that released.
Anonymous No.724686761 [Report] >>724686791 >>724686846 >>724686962 >>724687017 >>724688895 >>724691225 >>724696982
>>724683034
isn't her whole appeal that she isn't a trad wife?
Anonymous No.724686791 [Report]
>>724686761
she's considered trad for the times we live in now
Anonymous No.724686846 [Report]
>>724686761
Everyone knows the end stage of tomboys is trad wife
Anonymous No.724686947 [Report] >>724696872 >>724697268
She's cute as fuck. I just want to see more interactions with her.
Anonymous No.724686962 [Report]
>>724686761
Contrast is appealing too. Gap moe and all that.
Anonymous No.724687001 [Report] >>724687026 >>724687070 >>724687108 >>724687245 >>724689218
Who hit her, /v/?
Anonymous No.724687017 [Report] >>724687146
>>724686761
I don't see why you'd go after a good guy hardass like bobert if you were against the idea thoughbeit
Anonymous No.724687026 [Report]
>>724687001
i did
Anonymous No.724687070 [Report]
>>724687001
She was pulling my dick out of my underwear for a BJ.
Anonymous No.724687108 [Report]
>>724687001
>thoughbeit
not a real word, fix our vocabulary
Anonymous No.724687146 [Report]
>>724687017
>thoughbeit
not a real word, fix your vocabulary
Anonymous No.724687245 [Report]
>>724687001
Anonymous No.724687414 [Report]
>>724679448
>>724679582
https://files.catbox.moe/zsm9w5.mp4
Wild how fast some people are with it.
Anonymous No.724687474 [Report]
>>724681007
His cock is too fat to fit in any human vag.
Anonymous No.724687623 [Report] >>724687763
Bobert bros, tell me this isn’t true?
Anonymous No.724687763 [Report]
>>724687623
it's true the 27 is a typo she's 17
Anonymous No.724687782 [Report]
>>724679448
what did she mean by this
Anonymous No.724688064 [Report] >>724688149 >>724688349
Why did she fucking do it?
Anonymous No.724688149 [Report] >>724688298 >>724688349 >>724688670
>>724688064
>Blazer suggests it for no reason
>Robert does nothing to push back on it
Bad writing. It's very out of character for both of them.
Anonymous No.724688298 [Report] >>724688434
>>724688149
Blazer’s just another corpo rat
Anonymous No.724688349 [Report] >>724688434
>>724688149
>>724688064
Blazer's sick of feeling powerless in her life and, feeling good for 'shaking shit up' by dumping Phenomaman, decides to cut someone at the bottom of the leaderboards. Some variant dialogue reveals she wasn't going to actually pull the trigger on Visi since they're friends but she did want to cut someone to light a fire under the group and have a sense of control in her shitty fucking life.
It's in character for Robert, even if you can play like he's unsure of the decision, since he wants to establish control over the group. His speech to Blazer at the end of Episode 2 is all about how he wants to show he's serious and tough love and raise the bar and this is what Blazer takes 'raising the bar' to mean.
Doesn't stop it from being kind of fucking dumb nontroversy, especially since it's not a budget concern given they just shitcanned Phenomaman.
Anonymous No.724688434 [Report] >>724688585 >>724688654
>>724688298
>>724688349
Stop being disingenuous. Blazer isn't evil. The devs were just lazy with how they justified their drama moment.
Anonymous No.724688513 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
why has invisigal been deepfried
Anonymous No.724688585 [Report]
>>724688434
I never said she was evil, anon. She's just a woman, kind of a shitty boss, and trying to exert control over her life in a way that has blurred into her work life in an unhealthy way.
Anonymous No.724688624 [Report]
>>724681703
LOL
Anonymous No.724688654 [Report]
>>724688434
>white woman
>cheater
whatever lilbro
Anonymous No.724688670 [Report] >>724688926
>>724688149
>>Robert does nothing to push back on it
You can tell her you're not sure that's a good idea
Anonymous No.724688720 [Report]
>>724680872
he kisses you, so if anything he's cucking her with you.
Anonymous No.724688793 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
I've decided not to purchase this game, instead watch the cutscenes online.
Anonymous No.724688886 [Report] >>724689610
Explain this bbsisters
Anonymous No.724688895 [Report]
>>724686761
>A woman in a wedding dress
>OMG IS THAT A TRAD WIFE?!
Is any woman that has a wedding a trad wife now? Gen alpha is weird as fuck
Anonymous No.724688926 [Report] >>724689146
>>724688670
I just feel like Robert would be asking more questions. Him just casually going along with it when just the Friday before he gave a speech about rehabilitating villains and doing his best to help people is out of character.
Anonymous No.724688986 [Report]
We Won
Anonymous No.724689146 [Report] >>724689187
>>724688926
Can’t argue with the boss lady
Anonymous No.724689187 [Report]
>>724689146
Robert doesn't strike me as the wagie cuck type who gets stepped on by his boss.
Anonymous No.724689195 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
Yep
Easy goty
Anonymous No.724689218 [Report]
>>724687001
Firelord Ozai
Anonymous No.724689246 [Report]
>>724681007
Her own ex says they couldnt fuck
To him, the most intimate form of physical affection is a tight hug because its all he can
Hes also severely autistic, extremely blunt and literal about what he says
Anonymous No.724689281 [Report] >>724690623
>>724681821
>i dont play
Then why are you here?
Anonymous No.724689384 [Report] >>724689447
>>724678461 (OP)
>the plot:
Anonymous No.724689408 [Report]
Place your bets, anons, how bad will be the
>How could you plant a bomb on me, Visi?! How could you hide this from me?!
scene
Anonymous No.724689447 [Report]
>>724689384
I really liked those scenes, because it felt like we're going back to the good old days. Homosexuality is not normal - it's strange, it's funny, it's a butt of a joke.
Anonymous No.724689496 [Report] >>724690082
>>724680653
>people praising the game= shilling
Anonymous No.724689547 [Report] >>724689639
>Already halfway through the story
I’m gonna miss you, Dispatch bros
https://youtu.be/NDEWXnMRq3c?si=TTQgN5LmCsLsQcth
Anonymous No.724689610 [Report] >>724689723
>>724688886
I wouldn't be surprised if both bb and invisi are plants by shroud, wouldn't put it past the keikaku man who could read every move of robert at the mill to anticipate him to pick one of the two. But it's such a reach that I can't piece together a why.
Anonymous No.724689639 [Report]
>>724689547
How fucking doomed are we as a civilization that people are feeling nostalgia during the literal middle of a story?
Anonymous No.724689702 [Report] >>724689803
>>724678461 (OP)
No. It's a TellTale legacy developer. The characters aren't even close to being as good as TellTale's most mediocre. The gameplay is boring. The world building is shit. And the nudity levels is heavily slanted towards the men (I just want equality, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!).

The best part is the voice acting and animations. Save your money. Literally burn it instead of buying this game.
Anonymous No.724689705 [Report] >>724689851 >>724689932 >>724689992
I'm thinking of picking it up as it seems worthwhile, but if the "game" portions don't affect anything, that's really disappointing. I thought for sure your progress would be modulated by success or failure of your dispatching and hacking but some anons say its not the case? From one of the threads people were discussing that in one of the later chapters you're asked to cut a member of the team (regardless if you actually do or not, and who) and I'd think for sure that your candidates should be those with the least success on missions or created the most shitstorms or whatnot.

Also, I'm not seeing any of the standard discounts on ITAD-listed legit Steam key sites like Humble, GMG, Fanatical which is annoying.
Anonymous No.724689718 [Report]
>>724680948
>when did taking assertive control of a woman's body become popular?
Fuucking zoomers, you deserve everything that comes to you.
Anonymous No.724689723 [Report] >>724691010
>>724689610
>It was me, Robert, I've told this bombshell blonde to lean in for a kiss! It was my master plan all along!
>You've thought that Phenomeman couldn't have sex just because he's an alien? You naive fool, Robert. I've performed a surgery on his penis while he slept! It would never fit into Blazer after I was done with it!
>That "random" wet dream Visi had about you? Me, Robert, me! I've designed every frame of it and projected into her brain! I was behind it all!
Anonymous No.724689803 [Report]
>>724689702
The game is clearly influenced by Critical Role because every woman is "sarcastic and sassy badass", the men are all overly emotional idiots, and the dialogue is oversaturated with the words "fuck" or "dick".

It's honestly crap, and people who think this is good shouldn't be trusted.
Anonymous No.724689851 [Report] >>724690287
>>724689705
The game portions don't affect anything and there's options in the menu to skip them or make them impossible to fail.
It's a telltale game, it's a TV show where you sometimes make dialogue choices that slightly change things.
Anonymous No.724689932 [Report] >>724690287
>>724689705
just
pirate
it
Anonymous No.724689984 [Report] >>724690048
It seems there’s been a new situation you guys
Anonymous No.724689992 [Report] >>724690287
>>724689705
It's not a "gameplay" game, and the writing is fucking dogshit. Just watch it on YouTube if you're so desperate.
Anonymous No.724690015 [Report]
>>724681703
When did /pw/ make its way to /v/? You get certain shilled games and all these niggerfaggots can talk about is
>YEAH? WELL [GAME] DID THIS ON STEAMCHARTS AND [GAME] SOLD GOOD SO THAT MEANS ITS BETTERER THAN [OTHER GAME]
Anonymous No.724690016 [Report]
I wish robert had a cat instead of a chinese puppy, now I cant self insert properly
Anonymous No.724690048 [Report] >>724690236
>>724689984
>The Phenomeman situation is insane.
Anonymous No.724690082 [Report]
>>724689496
Yes.
Anonymous No.724690236 [Report]
>>724690048
Anonymous No.724690278 [Report]
>>724681703
You're actually so fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.724690287 [Report] >>724690340 >>724690448
>>724689851
Ugh nevermind. Its one thing to make a VN or something, but you'd think that if you're going to mess with the formula a bit for a "telltale game", then go through with it rather than just occasional dialog choose your own adventure. If you're going to have gameplay make it meaningful and impact the dialog choices and plot. It SHOULD enhance the choices available to you and the plot development

Is some hero on the chopping block because you sent them to the wrong goddamn job for their skills every time ? They'll should be pissed at you and bring up that its your failings not theirs etc. Did you fail the hacking game to give support? That should have a negative branch in the story/mechanics . Do you pair up heroes who work well together and have bonuses on missions? They'll appreciate it and you'll be seen as competent? Did you take an extra harder hacking opportunity to shut off the power grid? Your hero will have even less chance of getting caught and mission success will go up, but if you didn't use a particular widget during the minigame and/or send one of several heroes who can get around it, the lack of power will mean the potential secret objective safe won't be able to be opened etc

>>724689932
I think I might once its all done.

>>724689992
Even a narrative game can have meaningful gameplay. Anything made by Weather Factory is a good example here. Their writing is on another level clearly, but all of their gameplay mechanics greatly influence the story
Anonymous No.724690340 [Report]
>>724690287
>I think I might once its all done.
No. Do it now if you're ever going to do it. This game is going to be forgotten and unplayable once it's fully released and the discussion is dead.
Anonymous No.724690343 [Report]
Anonymous No.724690349 [Report]
BB vs Visi is the hardest choice I've had to make in any similar styled game
Anonymous No.724690390 [Report] >>724690625 >>724691406
Kiss Blazer
Anonymous No.724690405 [Report]
>>724679448
her pus looks weird. we’ll need some better loras
Anonymous No.724690448 [Report]
>>724690287
>Even a narrative game can have meaningful gameplay.
In the QTE's, you can fail all of them and the story still continues.
>Their writing is on another level clearly, but all of their gameplay mechanics greatly influence the story
There's not even an option to remain quiet, unlike other TellTale games. And the majority of the dialog is banter between squad members during missions. The dialogue we do have goes from (regarding quality) early seasons of "Archer" to outright "The Boys" (maggot encrusted sheep shit). The ratio of good dialog and writing of characters to bad is about 1-to-6 and it's getting worse with each episode. The Invisigal and Blazer Romances are INCREDIBLY rushed. The world makes no sense (unknown people in law enforcement, LOL), and the main plot of Shroud is completely ignored despite being 4 episodes deep.

This is embarrassing for a multi-million dollar piece of media.
Anonymous No.724690456 [Report] >>724690495 >>724690537 >>724690676
absolute bombshell
Anonymous No.724690485 [Report]
These threads always go to shit after midnight, why is that?
Anonymous No.724690495 [Report]
>>724690456
Can mecha man please this much meat?
Anonymous No.724690537 [Report] >>724690667
>>724690456
her getting 3 inches shorter and losing 30 pounds of muscle in her true form took her down at least two points
Anonymous No.724690570 [Report]
>>724682326
What is this? A PNG for Ant-Man?
Anonymous No.724690623 [Report]
>>724689281
>why are you in a gooner thread
Kys
Anonymous No.724690625 [Report]
>>724690390
>poc bait
nah..
Anonymous No.724690654 [Report] >>724690720 >>724691424
Chud game
Anonymous No.724690667 [Report]
>>724690537
She's basically She-Hulk and She-Hulk is sexo
Anonymous No.724690676 [Report] >>724690723
>>724690456
Masturbate on your own time. This game is not worth the purchase for scant hints of female nudity, letalone investment of an actual game.
Anonymous No.724690686 [Report] >>724690778 >>724690842 >>724690872 >>724693490
Will you forgive her?
Anonymous No.724690689 [Report] >>724690798 >>724691049 >>724693675
>>724678461 (OP)
Yes, it is a good game. It's a fun game. And the girls are cute and the art is better than you think too. Fun game with a fun new edgy tone comic book world. Way better so far than anything in The Boys or that Invincible slop
Anonymous No.724690720 [Report]
>>724690654
>it's an incel game because there are straight relationships
grim
Anonymous No.724690723 [Report] >>724690764 >>724690817
>>724690676
But the story is well written, doe
Anonymous No.724690724 [Report] >>724690750 >>724690772
its a nice game but don't pay for it. you'll be supporting streamer faggots who voiced it.
Anonymous No.724690750 [Report] >>724690837
>>724690724
the streamer faggots already got paid before the game even released. It's ogre. Might as well support the based devs instead.
Anonymous No.724690758 [Report] >>724690806
>Give a flirty hot blonde
>And tomboy wife with exposed tummy
>Instant success
Is it really that easy?
Anonymous No.724690764 [Report]
>>724690723
Its finished?
Anonymous No.724690768 [Report] >>724690938
>>724678461 (OP)
its reddit: the boys: invincible
Anonymous No.724690772 [Report]
>>724690724
I don’t care. Streamers don’t affect my life in any way
Anonymous No.724690778 [Report]
>>724690686
This is such a fucking Hitchcock's bomb situation. People already know what's gonna happen and that's what's keeping anons excited. I don't remember this happening before.
Anonymous No.724690798 [Report]
>>724690689
So she’s projecting here, yeah? Because it seems to me that she’s the desperate one
Anonymous No.724690806 [Report] >>724690863 >>724690894 >>724691261
>>724690758
>success
Where? /v/ is not indicative of the world, cunt.
Anonymous No.724690817 [Report] >>724690863 >>724690915
>>724690723
No, it isn't. Robert is the player character, and nothing has changed regarding the main conflcit of the story, his family's legacy and Shroud, since prologue of the first episode. So far, it's a glorified side-quest.

Not to mention, most of the writing is just characters saying "fuck" and "dick" pretending that's an acceptable substitute for comedy.
Anonymous No.724690837 [Report]
>>724690750
yeah but its the principal of the thing. they hire those fags, i don't pay.
Anonymous No.724690842 [Report]
>>724690686
She's a physical abusive piece of shit who can't stand criticism. So....absolutely not.
Anonymous No.724690852 [Report] >>724690882
She's got her eyes on a husband and wants to start a family.
Anonymous No.724690863 [Report] >>724690884
>>724690806
>>724690817
I see Pakistan finally woke up
Anonymous No.724690872 [Report]
>>724690686
every time i see her i just want to rip that stupid shit out of her nose. its so annoying.
Anonymous No.724690876 [Report]
Anonymous No.724690882 [Report]
>>724690852
Anonymous No.724690884 [Report] >>724690930
>>724690863
LOL! "If you criticize the game I jack off to, then you must be brown!"

Wow, it looks like troons really do defend their porn.
Anonymous No.724690894 [Report] >>724690949
>>724690806
uh oh
Anonymous No.724690915 [Report]
>>724690817
yeah they took too many notes from those shitheaps, the boys and invincible, unfortunately.
Anonymous No.724690930 [Report] >>724691018 >>724691060
>>724690884
Anonymous No.724690938 [Report] >>724690950 >>724690985 >>724691413
>>724690768
Yeah, but GOOD, that's the part you're missing. It has Mountain Dew, Big Chungus, FuckMcFuckinNippleMustache and other retarded bullshit sure. But in the cringe, you find the soul. Dispatch has undeniable soul
Anonymous No.724690947 [Report] >>724691007
>believing blazer isn't 1 woman moment away from justifying cheating on robert in the future
Anonymous No.724690949 [Report] >>724691012
>>724690894
Is that it? One day on steam?
Anonymous No.724690950 [Report]
>>724690938
she does look good with her earrings
Anonymous No.724690978 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
I enjoy it but it's more like an interactive TV show with occasional police dispatch gameplay. Its not for someone looking to actually play something engaging. The writing has worked so far for me though.
Anonymous No.724690985 [Report] >>724691028 >>724691073
>>724690938
Okay hold on a minute.
It's decent slop, but I wouldn't say it has soul. That's a bridge too far.

We don't have a Kenny equivalent. There's nothing here that will leave its mark in gaming culture. Not yet anyways.
Anonymous No.724691007 [Report]
>>724690947
women cheating is only natural
accept it and become a better man
Anonymous No.724691010 [Report] >>724691063
>>724689723
>I've designed every frame of it and projected into her brain! I was behind it all!
uuhhh wich parts did he mocap?
Anonymous No.724691012 [Report] >>724691101 >>724691138
>>724690949
Anonymous No.724691018 [Report]
>>724690930
So, do you have an argument, or are you just going to seethe knowing you'll never be a woman and hate people criticizing what you masturbate to?
Anonymous No.724691028 [Report] >>724691054 >>724691135 >>724691293 >>724691586
>>724690985
The waifu war is enough to make discussions last forever, anon.
Anonymous No.724691049 [Report]
>>724690689
>Way better so far than anything in The Boys or that Invincible slop
Neither of those are a high bar, and it's disappointing that they got so popular.
Still, Dispatch is pretty good on its own merits, and I'm currently working on Invisigal smut, so at the very least it caught my attention.
Anonymous No.724691054 [Report]
>>724691028
telltales catwoman is better. same voice too.
Anonymous No.724691060 [Report]
>>724690930
Do you think a new videogame deserves defense inherently?
Anonymous No.724691063 [Report]
>>724691010
>Every single twitch, Robert! Me!
Anonymous No.724691073 [Report] >>724691143
>>724690985
Because Robert is a better tard wrangler than Kenny
Anonymous No.724691101 [Report]
>>724691012
Seethe is real.
Keep posting all the other successes. Cmon. Theres got to be more right?
Anonymous No.724691108 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
>one more for the boys down in Tomboy Mine, Nevada
https://youtu.be/XdqCY_DBbs0
Anonymous No.724691135 [Report] >>724691169 >>724691221
>>724691028
>game only lives on people pretending the gameplay is good and waifuwars
wait a minute
this is just dragon age origins in telltale form
Anonymous No.724691138 [Report]
>>724691012
Hey! HEY!
BRING THAT BACK! YOU CAN'T MOVE THAT!
Anonymous No.724691143 [Report] >>724691198
>>724691073
Exactly. Robert Roberston is soul incarnate. Aaron Paul is fantastic and his narrative so far is exceptional, I can't wait to see where it goes.
Anonymous No.724691169 [Report]
>>724691135
Absolute KEK. You have to actually think in Dragon Age Origins. You could be brain dead and this game will complete itself.
Anonymous No.724691184 [Report] >>724691308
Anonymous No.724691198 [Report]
>>724691143
She's gonna have EXACTLY one kid
Anonymous No.724691220 [Report] >>724691250
>>724678461 (OP)
its very mediocre compared to wolf among us for instance

the MC is a charisma vacuum
the bat should've been the protagonist
Anonymous No.724691221 [Report]
>>724691135
out of line but not wrong
Anonymous No.724691225 [Report]
>>724686761
WE MUST TAME THE PYGMY
Anonymous No.724691250 [Report]
>>724691220
>the bat should've been the protagonist
Are you joking
Anonymous No.724691261 [Report] >>724691320 >>724695334
>>724690806
It had 66,000 simultaneous players on its first day on SteamDB, which is about ten times as much as the Walking Dead Telltale game for example. Larger than average big budget triple A release like AC Shadows, Doom the Dark Ages, Jedi Survivor, Resident Evil 3 RE, or Borderlands Prequel, despite its own microbudget.

https://steamdb.info/charts/?sort=peak

Seems pretty successful relative to expectations.
Anonymous No.724691262 [Report] >>724691290
I need sex with bronw women NOW
Anonymous No.724691290 [Report]
>>724691262
same
Anonymous No.724691293 [Report] >>724691373
>>724691028
>Woman rightly called out for completely messing up a mission
>The man apologizes for being wrong for doing that
>4Chan simps crying about wonderful she is
I'm begging the simps of this game to reconsider their lives.
Anonymous No.724691308 [Report]
>>724691184
Anonymous No.724691309 [Report] >>724691335 >>724691379 >>724691408 >>724691445 >>724691491
>invisigal
>/v/ is suddenly into indian chicks
what, no more redeem and saar jokes? ok then, i'm taking the blonde blazer, it's only fair for an indian man to have a prime white woman
Anonymous No.724691320 [Report] >>724691441
>>724691261
TWD won GOTY.
I expect goty success, not only Steam success, especially when releasing on multiple systems.
Anonymous No.724691330 [Report]
>>724683034
>>724683104
I haven't got enough pictures of Ryan Gosling screaming in anguish to properly convey this feeling.
Anonymous No.724691335 [Report] >>724691384 >>724691386
>>724691309
Visi is not a pajeeta
Anonymous No.724691357 [Report]
>>724683104
Pregnant before the marriage? You're both going to Hell.
Anonymous No.724691373 [Report] >>724691530
>>724691293
Robert Robertson is a real chad. He dresses down the dumb bitch, but admits that he crossed a line with his rudeness, basically asking for her to react the way she did. Which is exactly what he admits, if you choose to rat her out.

This is what she dreams about that night by the way
Anonymous No.724691379 [Report]
>>724691309
>curry
You wish Rajeesh. Pinoys have always been the most powerful people on the planet.
Anonymous No.724691384 [Report]
>>724691335
some spic mutt
same shit
Anonymous No.724691386 [Report]
>>724691335
can't you see you are blind?
Anonymous No.724691391 [Report] >>724691661
I'm sorry but this shit is nowhere even close to TWD. Not yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otKxEWKjWRo
Anonymous No.724691406 [Report]
>>724690390
kiss mandy
Anonymous No.724691408 [Report] >>724691421 >>724691440 >>724691470 >>724691534 >>724692326 >>724693009
>>724691309
Shes Laotian
Anonymous No.724691413 [Report]
>>724690938
>But in the cringe, you find the soul.
In the same way that you'll find fertile soil under a nuclear irradiated landfill.
Anonymous No.724691421 [Report] >>724691662
>>724691408
La ocean, what ocean?
Anonymous No.724691424 [Report]
>>724690654
that person got dunked on hard and went priv. gamers are winning
Anonymous No.724691440 [Report] >>724691662
>>724691408
So is she Chinese or Japanese?
Anonymous No.724691441 [Report]
>>724691320
yeah well we don't get sales on other systems like we do on steam so maybe try shutting the fuck up instead of sounding like a retard
Anonymous No.724691445 [Report]
>>724691309
It's LA. She's complete mystery meat, retarded Pajeet
Anonymous No.724691470 [Report]
>>724691408
The Star Wars aliens?
Anonymous No.724691491 [Report]
>>724691309
she is jungle asian. not toilet asian
Anonymous No.724691530 [Report] >>724691702 >>724691749
>>724691373
>but admits that he crossed a line with his rudeness,
What are you talking about? He matched her insult level every step of the way and she refusted to listen. She messed up her mission so bad that the bad guy got away, the place was trashed, and the innocent person paying for their protection was hurt. She couldn't handle the criticism, and resorted to violence. Switch the sexes, and you have a riot on your hands.
>basically asking for her to react the way she did.
The only way this makes sense is if you're actually in a lesbian relationship.
>Which is exactly what he admits, if you choose to rat her out.
Which is bullshit.
>This is what she dreams about that night by the way
Wow. She dreams of cock. That must mean her acting like a violent psychopath was acceptable.

Stop pretending this shit is either sensical/
Anonymous No.724691534 [Report]
>>724691408
Based Cotton
Anonymous No.724691586 [Report] >>724693610
>>724691028
>The waifu war is enough to make discussions last forever
This. The Asuka vs Rei conflict is still ongoing.
Anonymous No.724691602 [Report] >>724691630
smugagal
Anonymous No.724691630 [Report]
>>724691602
>you like tomboy pussy, don't ya /v/?
Anonymous No.724691661 [Report] >>724691730
>>724691391
.....is that really that special of a scene to you?
A feckless White guy being extremely cucky to a Black dude about his extremely tame and weak "racism", and then throwing his state under the bus instead of just saying "cmon Lee, you're Black"?

Dispatch's joke about a Sikh man actually being from Florida and then being told not to take any bath salts is funnier than this
Anonymous No.724691662 [Report]
>>724691440
>>724691421
Anonymous No.724691667 [Report]
Anonymous No.724691672 [Report] >>724691847 >>724691872 >>724692363
Reminder that dating Invisigal is problematic. Perhaps even rape.
Ad Hoc needs to do to better. You need to do better.
Anonymous No.724691673 [Report] >>724691725
They actually made her look like an angel descending from the heavens with a halo of light.
This is the ultimate super heroine fantasy.
Anonymous No.724691702 [Report] >>724691747
>>724691530
>a real hero puts their ass on the line
>responds by calling her a selfish fuckin asshole
Everyone knows Invisibitch is problematic, but if you don't see the appeal in taming her, then I don't know what to tell you. HAVE SEX.
Anonymous No.724691709 [Report] >>724692231
Invisgaltards are objectively low value with low self-esteem.

>it's okay that she insults, abuses, and hits me, because deep down she really cares
>plus she has no friends so she can't ignore me
>she has no money so she can't outshine me
>she's not that pretty so she can't do better than me
>she has the emotional stability of a ten year old so she can't survive without me and will seek my approval
>she has no standards so she comes on to me
>she's also overall low value enough that I can't fail

It's pathetic. This is why the world has a fertility crisis.
Anonymous No.724691725 [Report] >>724691750 >>724691830 >>724691928 >>724692085 >>724692289
>>724691673
>Be the Supergirl equivalent of this setting
>Tall
>Blonde
>Blue eyes
>Bombshell
>Thick in all the right areas

>Get shown up by mystery meat tomboy with an attitude

Howd she do it?
Anonymous No.724691730 [Report] >>724691847
>>724691661
It's not one scene. It's the whole experience.
Anonymous No.724691747 [Report]
>>724691702
>responds by calling her a selfish fuckin asshole
She WAS a selfish asshole. She ignored an order and everything else turned worse.
>Everyone knows Invisibitch is problematic,
She's not "problematic". She's stupid and insane.
>but if you don't see the appeal in taming her, then I don't know what to tell you. HAVE SEX.
Thank you for admitting your genitals have overtaken your brain regarding thinking.
Anonymous No.724691749 [Report] >>724691776 >>724692569
>>724691530
Anonymous No.724691750 [Report]
>>724691725
Brown tomboys > blondes
Anonymous No.724691776 [Report] >>724691815
>>724691749
Aw, that's cute, precious. Do you have an actual argument? Or are you going to throw up screenshots and meme like a Twitter-faggot?
Anonymous No.724691813 [Report] >>724693361
Unironically what's the actual appeal of brown tomboys? What is it about that combo that just makes you go monkey mode?
Anonymous No.724691815 [Report] >>724691935
>>724691776
Anonymous No.724691830 [Report]
>>724691725
People with confidence issues pick the easy girl who will fuck immediately. This isn't anything new. Attainability is a quality all its own. It helps people get immersed and thus attached.
Anonymous No.724691847 [Report] >>724691971
>>724691672
What's problematic is Invisibitch being a stupid fucking criminal piece of shit, Reddit scum
The whole point of the story so far is what it means to actually be a hero and stop being a 'selfish fuckin asshole'

>>724691730
>duuuuuude TWD is sooo good
>his scene in question is a White guy apologizing and blaming Florida for calling a Black guy "urban"
I'm not saying that Kenny's game isn't good, but you're just shitposting at this point.
Anonymous No.724691869 [Report]
So is Telltale just straight-up making WEG slop now?
Anonymous No.724691872 [Report]
>>724691672
>look, some turbo lefty said bad thing about game
>therefore game is le based, for Us The Chuds
>n-no, it doesn't matter that men kiss each other in game
Shills gonna shill. (Not antisemitic, just saying.)
Anonymous No.724691894 [Report] >>724692062
It feels like the entire animation budget went to Invisigal's face
Anonymous No.724691924 [Report]
BUY SONARCOIN.com
Anonymous No.724691928 [Report]
>>724691725
>get shown up
That's not how that works. It's a story where you choose your love interest, and you identified with the downtrodden, retarded person. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.724691935 [Report] >>724692045
>>724691815
So, your answer is "I don't have an argument and I'll use memes because I can't substantiate shit."

I suggest you find religion. Any religion at this point so that your life isn't such a sad cacophony.
Anonymous No.724691971 [Report] >>724692062
>>724691847
Good job anon, you beat the shit out of that straw man. I'll let you keep at it.
Anonymous No.724691982 [Report] >>724692134
>>724678461 (OP)
Share the comic retards
Anonymous No.724692031 [Report] >>724692121 >>724692152
Why was Invisigal spying on them here?
Anonymous No.724692045 [Report]
>>724691935
>So, your answer is "I don't have an argument and I'll use memes because I can't substantiate shit."

>I suggest you find religion. Any religion at this point so that your life isn't such a sad cacophony.
Anonymous No.724692062 [Report]
>>724691894
Nah but it definitely did go into all the Invisigal vs Thundercuck fights which were genuinely fucking fantastic

>>724691971
Yes anon, and you are very wise to figure out who was being replied to in my post. Why is everyone on 4chan obsessed with posting about Redditor strawmen? You took a Reddit screenshot and posted it on 4chan while you false flagged. Stop being scum
Anonymous No.724692085 [Report]
>>724691725
She's the goat
BB is a fake bitch, your average evil white woman
Anonymous No.724692108 [Report] >>724692180
Okayyyyy, one thing realllly confuses me
>Royd shows Robert a hologram of his "New" Mecha-Man suit
>It's just the exact same as his old one
>He acts like it's new
They realllly couldn't just make another model?
Anonymous No.724692121 [Report]
>>724692031
Her superpower is watching famous people fuck
Anonymous No.724692134 [Report] >>724692228
>>724691982
Check the archives
Anonymous No.724692136 [Report]
I have a meme idea
>Invisigal as guts watching BB as Femto rape Rob^3 as Casca
Anonymous No.724692152 [Report]
>>724692031
Invisigal is an unironic cuck. She likes to watch.
Anonymous No.724692180 [Report]
>>724692108
Look bud, the budget’s already spread thin as it is
Anonymous No.724692228 [Report]
>>724692134
Niggu just souce me up
Anonymous No.724692231 [Report]
>>724691709
>basically describes a tweenager
i mean yeah, otaku males are all inner pedos.
the 35% of bbchads are the only normal healthy based men
Anonymous No.724692289 [Report]
>>724691725
>BB big secret reveal
>Can't beat a random date with this dork
She's just too powerful
Bbniggas are so retarded lmao
Anonymous No.724692326 [Report] >>724692408 >>724692462
>>724691408
Is there confirmation on this? If so....pretty good.
Anonymous No.724692363 [Report]
>>724691672
>makes redditors, white supremacists and faggots seethe
Truly the queen of Dispatch
Anonymous No.724692408 [Report]
>>724692326
Her ethnicity is never stated but she is canonically 27 years old
Anonymous No.724692426 [Report]
Finna play ep3 and 4 with my friends tonight :D
Anonymous No.724692462 [Report] >>724692554 >>724692569 >>724692682
>>724692326
They legit look like father and rebel pornstar daughter, are the devs this retarded that they thought no one would catch their incest fetish?
Anonymous No.724692554 [Report] >>724692716
>>724692462
...huh chat is this what people call projecting?
Anonymous No.724692569 [Report]
>>724691749
You pissed him off really badly with that. I don't understand what he got so mad about. Invisigal isn't even that mean, she really just wants to fuck the absolute shit out of (You) but isn't a normal person so she doesn't go about it normally. There's no reason to get upset about that

>>724692462
Buddy.....
Anonymous No.724692602 [Report] >>724692850 >>724693152
wait this is Telltale?
but some of the girls looks fuckable
Anonymous No.724692630 [Report] >>724692818 >>724692829 >>724696129
Can't fucking wait to see what they do with Waterboy. How endearing
Anonymous No.724692682 [Report] >>724692771
>>724692462
I know this you'r baiting shitpost but I actually agree

telltale should just kill themselves or give the sex scenes to mandy
Anonymous No.724692706 [Report] >>724692749
icon
Anonymous No.724692716 [Report]
>>724692554
>...huh chat
kys zoomer
Anonymous No.724692749 [Report] >>724693206
>>724692706
GO TO WORK
GO HOME
Anonymous No.724692760 [Report]
>evem my online buddies liked the game
Fuck, I guess it's time to try it.
Anonymous No.724692771 [Report] >>724692836 >>724692912
>>724692682
I’d be happy with only an implied sex scene with Mandy. She’s too cute for vulgarity.
Anonymous No.724692818 [Report]
>>724692630
>Robert immediately cuts through the shit and tells him “no, you don’t have a stutter, you’re problem is that you always second guess yourself”
Why is Boberto so perfect?
Anonymous No.724692829 [Report] >>724692881 >>724692993
>>724692630
Water GODS are gonna be drinking good soon
Anonymous No.724692836 [Report] >>724692965
>>724692771
This. That's why she gets a nip slip in her cocktail dress, not an explicit dream sex scene. Simple, refined, elegant. Silhouettes, handholding, bedsheets, that sort of thing.
Anonymous No.724692850 [Report] >>724692898 >>724693014 >>724693256
>>724692602
>snow white
>clementine
>molly
It's Telltale all right
Anonymous No.724692881 [Report]
>>724692829
Look at those biceps
Anonymous No.724692898 [Report]
>>724692850
>Clementine
Hold up
Anonymous No.724692912 [Report]
>>724692771
See Invisibitch groupies? This is how disciplined us BBchads are.
Anonymous No.724692930 [Report] >>724692970 >>724693087
Bbniggas have nothing lmao
Jamie post the stats of ep 4
Anonymous No.724692965 [Report] >>724693020
>>724692836
>Invisigal was told to go fetch Robert and send him over to Blazer's office
>she specifically waited half an hour for Blazer to start getting changed before she told Robert
>she turned invisible and watched the ordeal
She wanted Robert to walk in on Blazer changing. There's no other explanation.
Anonymous No.724692970 [Report] >>724693001 >>724693578
>>724692930
The stats are glitched, Joe
Anonymous No.724692993 [Report]
>>724692829
H-he's big....
Anonymous No.724693001 [Report]
>>724692970
It's been like a week, how are they still fucked?
Anonymous No.724693009 [Report] >>724693052
>>724691408
>Laotian
Anonymous No.724693014 [Report] >>724693056 >>724693379
>>724692850
>clementine
i accept pedophelia with others but not with muh precious daughter clementine, kill yourself negga
Anonymous No.724693020 [Report]
>>724692965
And she wanted to gauge how he would react
Anonymous No.724693052 [Report] >>724693229
>>724693009
B-B-B-B-BASED BOBERTO "THE LAOTION PUSSY SLAYING MACHINE"
Anonymous No.724693056 [Report]
>>724693014
You accept pedophilia?
Anonymous No.724693061 [Report] >>724693110 >>724693123
How expelict sex scenes are?
Anonymous No.724693087 [Report] >>724693578
>>724692930
it's known that the stats are nuked and broken but you wouldnt know because you "play" the game on brown people's youtube channel
Anonymous No.724693110 [Report]
>>724693061
You no need to know sarr
Anonymous No.724693123 [Report] >>724693591 >>724694023 >>724694183
>>724693061
THERE ARE BOBS SAAR
BOBS ARE CONFIRMED IN THE VIDYA SAAR
LIGHT BROWN BOB VERY TASTEFUL TOMBOY BOB
Anonymous No.724693142 [Report] >>724693172 >>724693539
Anonymous No.724693152 [Report] >>724693216
>>724692602
Telltale always had fuckable girla
Anonymous No.724693172 [Report] >>724693539
>>724693142
I'm so glad this game is triggering the fuck out of the right people. They cannot STAND to see White men on top.
Anonymous No.724693180 [Report] >>724693313 >>724693340
>>724683034
Is this real or has AI gotten ridiculously good
Anonymous No.724693206 [Report]
>>724692749
Yes, and? You 'need' more? Are you one of those assclowns who works a job they hate and needs to endlessly cons00m to put off their existential dread of being a wage slave trapped in a hell of their own making?
Anonymous No.724693216 [Report]
>>724693152
That’s a hag
Anonymous No.724693229 [Report]
>>724693052
>tfw no tomboy Laotian gf
Anonymous No.724693256 [Report] >>724693350 >>724693421
>>724692850
You do know the story of Fables, right?
Big by wolf has loved snow white forever. She's the entire reason he even stopped killing and eating fables trying to escape to the mundy world and began helping them.
And she takes the knot. A LOT.
Anonymous No.724693313 [Report] >>724693386
>>724693180
>he's been living under a rock
Anonymous No.724693340 [Report] >>724693741
>>724693180
AI has indeed gotten ridiculously good.
Anonymous No.724693350 [Report]
>>724693256
I hear she takes other things too, seven at the same time.
Anonymous No.724693361 [Report]
>>724691813
2D Brown =/= Real life brown
It's because they have white features but an exotic skin hue. It's like a different rarity card in a TCG. Have you ever seen the occasional black chick in real life that happens to have white features (nose, cheeks, lips)? Pure sexo
Anonymous No.724693379 [Report]
>>724693014
Unironically, Clem is the reason I want a daughter.
Anonymous No.724693386 [Report] >>724693448 >>724693467 >>724693658
>>724693313
I'm trying to avoid as many spoilers as possible but that picture calls to me in a Machiavellian way, please answer my question anon
Anonymous No.724693421 [Report]
>>724693256
And it's also canon that they raped each other and got forced into marriage because she got pregnant desu
Anonymous No.724693443 [Report] >>724693554
Are you people gonna behave yourselves when Robert and Invis eventually get married and have kids?
Anonymous No.724693448 [Report]
>>724693386
Either he's a very good shopper or that sloppa has been making leaps and bounds ever since it went global. Techbro remoralization drives aside.
Anonymous No.724693467 [Report]
>>724693386
obviously it's fake you fuckin retard
holy shit I can't believe you even considered it real it's the most obvious AI shit I've seen in weeks
level your eyes up because if you failed at recognizing this one then you'll never be able to tell real from artificial again
Anonymous No.724693490 [Report] >>724693536
>>724690686
I dislike flips so no.
Anonymous No.724693536 [Report] >>724693704 >>724695562
>>724693490
*Laotian
Anonymous No.724693539 [Report] >>724693583
>>724693142
>>724693172
about fucking time we have a hot woman who likes dick. im so sick of gay shit everywhere.
Anonymous No.724693554 [Report]
>>724693443
Is Visi gone behave HERSELF when she has kids?
Anonymous No.724693578 [Report] >>724693642
>>724692970
>>724693087
>The stats are fake
Nigga the 2%/1% stats are bugged, 66% of players picking the movie date is not bugged, niggers lmaoo
Anonymous No.724693583 [Report] >>724693632
>>724693539
>im so sick of gay shit everywhere.
-2500 social credits for this post.
Anonymous No.724693591 [Report]
>>724693123
Bless you saar!
Anonymous No.724693610 [Report] >>724693654
>>724691586
Funny thing is neither of them are the correct choice (Misato is)
Anonymous No.724693632 [Report] >>724693664 >>724693760 >>724693835 >>724694019 >>724694156 >>724694401
>>724693583
i am so sick of the gay shit in everything.
they made clem gay. they made ellie gay. they made Aloy gay. The new woke Ghosts game, shes gay. Did they make Lara Croft gay too?
every woman is gay and has to be gay or bi. im sick of it.
Anonymous No.724693642 [Report] >>724694640 >>724695546
>>724693578
It was only at 53% whenever I did it. What about this one?
Anonymous No.724693654 [Report] >>724693676
>>724693610
>Misato
Anonymous No.724693658 [Report]
>>724693386
Its not even ai it's just invisiwhore's face edited on a fucking disney princess with slight touch to make her look mechapregnant. Go back to chinese app where you can safely be retarded like everyone
Anonymous No.724693664 [Report]
>>724693632
You control the buttons you press. It’s your choice if Clem is gay
Anonymous No.724693675 [Report]
>>724690689
>a fun new edgy tone comic book world
It's basically the same garbage as always but they say fuck and dick so it's totally edgy and mature
Anonymous No.724693676 [Report]
>>724693654
Seethe
Anonymous No.724693704 [Report] >>724693968
>>724693536
was this confirmed anywhere?
Anonymous No.724693725 [Report] >>724693971 >>724694589
Anonymous No.724693741 [Report]
>>724683034
>>724693340
holy shit. animation about to go wild
Anonymous No.724693760 [Report]
>>724693632
>Did they make Lara Croft gay too?
Nah they just turned her into a Canadian.
Anonymous No.724693773 [Report] >>724694668
>>724678461 (OP)
Coupe mogs both
Anonymous No.724693813 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
This is why you never introduce explicit scenes in your media : it poisons the rest and most will just consume it for the fanservice
>>724679448
Or create mods like this
Anonymous No.724693819 [Report] >>724693840 >>724694063
Are there trannies?
Anonymous No.724693835 [Report]
>>724693632
>clem ellie lara and aloy chads are all dykes so they cant fuck brown male in meh femcel fantasy
kill yourself faggot
Anonymous No.724693840 [Report]
>>724693819
no. no gay either. why do you think (((they))) are so mad on twitter?
Anonymous No.724693968 [Report] >>724694407
>>724693704
No, all we know is that VA's for Invis and Blazer swapped part way into development; so if they're doing matching cast ethnicity to the VA's, then that would mean both were designed as white.
Anonymous No.724693971 [Report] >>724694004 >>724694583
>>724693725
That’s just Tracer
Anonymous No.724694004 [Report]
>>724693971
Tracer if she not a lesbo
Anonymous No.724694019 [Report] >>724694107
>>724693632
>>i am so sick of the gay shit in everything
>names 4 gay characters
>4
Anonymous No.724694023 [Report] >>724694134
>>724693123
She's like an art sculpture.
Anonymous No.724694031 [Report] >>724694278
Anonymous No.724694063 [Report]
>>724693819
Yes, Invisibitch. She got genitals and breast surgery
Anonymous No.724694065 [Report] >>724694091
Fucking Invisigal
Anonymous No.724694091 [Report]
>>724694065
Anonymous No.724694107 [Report] >>724694402 >>724694631
>>724694019
oh, did I not name enough for you faggot?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_with_LGBTQ_characters
here you go.
notice strangely the list grows massively after about 2010. I wonder why,
Anonymous No.724694131 [Report] >>724694165 >>724694521
You convinced me.
Does it work perfectly on Deck?
Anonymous No.724694134 [Report] >>724694182 >>724698404
>>724694023
She really does have fantastic, super model proportions. Skinny waist, loooong legs, strong and athletic but still lithe. Peak, as they say.

I also have a propensity for Brickhouses as well....
Anonymous No.724694156 [Report]
>>724693632
Are you retarded by any chance desu
Anonymous No.724694165 [Report]
>>724694131
I'd assume so. It's like 3gb and most everything is prerendered.
Anonymous No.724694182 [Report]
>>724694134
Meh
Anonymous No.724694183 [Report]
>>724693123
>vagina bones
Anonymous No.724694197 [Report] >>724694287 >>724694702
Invisigal does not want you to fuck her.
Invisigal wants you to make love to her.
Anonymous No.724694278 [Report] >>724694382
>>724694031
Anonymous No.724694287 [Report]
>>724694197
Either way, that'd get her pregnant!
Anonymous No.724694348 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
To be honest... excluding the animation and voice acting, playing CoG text only cyoa is more fun.
Anonymous No.724694367 [Report] >>724694441 >>724694474
Does anyone else think that Invisigal’s dream was an outside manipulation?
Anonymous No.724694382 [Report]
>>724694278
Anonymous No.724694401 [Report]
>>724693632
Found the non white
Anonymous No.724694402 [Report]
>>724694107
>wiki link
>nerve hit
>zoomer oppressed by gay elves since 2010
>"n-n-no gay plz, i can't self insert"
troon
Anonymous No.724694407 [Report]
>>724693968
Except that laura bailey is philippino and invis is smack dab perfectly brown seamonkey asian in phenotype (lbfm horniness too)
Anonymous No.724694441 [Report] >>724694474
>>724694367
I'm cracking up at the mental image of Shroud or whoever using mind manipulation or magic to make Invisigal have a wet dream about Rob^3.
Anonymous No.724694474 [Report] >>724694528
>>724694367
>>724694441
Shroud CANNOT claim to be straight if he's mentally crafting a female-perspective orgasm, that's fucking fagtastic as fuck
Anonymous No.724694521 [Report]
>>724694131
It's an Unreal Engine game. If other Unreal Engine games work fine, this one does as well.
Anonymous No.724694528 [Report]
>>724694474
Well, maybe he mindraped her but projected Robert over his own image.
Shroud big dick confirmed.
Anonymous No.724694537 [Report] >>724694609 >>724694739
Now it all makes perfect sense why they had so much sexual energy on stage
Anonymous No.724694583 [Report]
>>724693971
Tracer if she actually made you feel.
Anonymous No.724694589 [Report] >>724694606 >>724694635 >>724697558
>>724693725
>6 toes
Anonymous No.724694606 [Report]
>>724694589
Don't make fun of people with minor birth defects
Anonymous No.724694609 [Report] >>724694739
>>724694537
>that's why they swapped VAs mid development
Oh yeah it's all coming together
Anonymous No.724694631 [Report]
>>724694107
Since when does 4chan /v/ seethe over beautiful
gay pixels
Anonymous No.724694635 [Report]
>>724694589
Maybe more
Anonymous No.724694640 [Report] >>724694697
>>724693642
That one was bugged because it was 1% for the first few days, they just have to remove all the bugged save files from the total, dumb retard

The movie went up because more people played and picked the movie date, nigger that's how stats change
Fucking retarded troglodyte lmao
Anonymous No.724694668 [Report] >>724694930
>>724693773
Stop posting on 4chan and go break up another stadium riot, Punch up.
Anonymous No.724694673 [Report] >>724694698 >>724694709 >>724694721 >>724694724 >>724694790 >>724694915
whos she textin
Anonymous No.724694697 [Report]
>>724694640
I like how you're angry and arguing about your preferred fictional date, when I've posted more Visi in this thread than anyone
Anonymous No.724694698 [Report] >>724694783
>>724694673
She's just doomscrolling
Anonymous No.724694702 [Report]
>>724694197
Are invisiwhores awake 24/7 spamming their sexslop? Go to sleep schizos
Anonymous No.724694709 [Report] >>724694740
>>724694673
her white adoptive sister / roommate whose the incompetent branch manager of a middling superhero / insurance corp.
Anonymous No.724694721 [Report]
>>724694673
Didn’t look like she was typing though
Anonymous No.724694724 [Report]
>>724694673
>Monitoring this thread for goon material
Anonymous No.724694739 [Report]
>>724694537
>>724694609
>BB's doesn't give a fuck about Robert
Nooooo BB is canon! She's the face of dispatch!
Anonymous No.724694740 [Report]
>>724694709
SDN is not an insurance company.
Anonymous No.724694772 [Report]
why BBnigs gotta be so bitter kek
just take the L on the percentages, it's not a popularity contest or anything, enjoy your chosen route even if it's less popular
Anonymous No.724694783 [Report]
>>724694698
More like coomscrolling amirite
Anonymous No.724694790 [Report]
>>724694673
>iphone x
whore and broke, kino
Anonymous No.724694867 [Report]
I chose Blazer because I like her more. I hired Waterboy because I believe in him.
Anonymous No.724694880 [Report] >>724694974
I wish I could pound into waterfag
Anonymous No.724694915 [Report] >>724694945 >>724694978
>>724694673
Which boards does she browse?
Anonymous No.724694930 [Report]
>>724694668
>go break up another stadium riot, Punch up.
LMFAO so fucking true. I like Punchup though. He's actually great. Him and Waterboy can go get beat up by the kids at charity events
Anonymous No.724694945 [Report] >>724694976 >>724695040
>>724694915
/co/, /tv/, /gif/
Anonymous No.724694974 [Report]
>>724694880
You can in the college themed 18+ dating sim they will be releasing after the game ends
Anonymous No.724694976 [Report]
>>724694945
I bet she browses /cgl/ too
Anonymous No.724694978 [Report] >>724695040
>>724694915
/aco/, /v/ and /tv/
Anonymous No.724695018 [Report] >>724695091 >>724695109 >>724695168
>>724678461 (OP)
It's wish fulfillment fantasy about a lonely guy running into different women who love him for who he is.
Honestly, nothing wrong with it, or enjoying it. If women can enjoy trashy romance slop or whatever is best selling in their demographic now, men should be able to do it too.
Anonymous No.724695024 [Report]
>>724678852
YOU DARE DISCUSS GAMES ON /v/?!
JUNIOR, YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!
Anonymous No.724695040 [Report] >>724695089 >>724695093
>>724694945
>>724694978
Gif and aco are for perverts
Anonymous No.724695067 [Report] >>724695106 >>724695152 >>724695167 >>724695730
this is just Jack vs Miranda all over again
Anonymous No.724695089 [Report]
>>724695040
>Gif and aco are for perverts
All the more reason why she would lurk there.
Anonymous No.724695091 [Report]
>>724695018
Reverse that. It’s a fulfillment fantasy about lonely women running into a guy who loves them for who they are. Poverty aside, Robert has his shit together. It’s BB and Visi who needed help.
Anonymous No.724695093 [Report]
>>724695040
I guess she wouldnt fit in
Anonymous No.724695106 [Report]
>>724695067
Jack > Miranda, no matter how much I hate the tattoos
Anonymous No.724695109 [Report]
>>724695018
Yeah, hell it is even rather innocent compared to all the monster fucking they obsess over right bow.
Anonymous No.724695121 [Report] >>724695164 >>724695235
How did she get away with everything?
Anonymous No.724695152 [Report]
>>724695067
*Tali and Liara
Anonymous No.724695164 [Report] >>724695302
>>724695121
Sucked the devs off
Anonymous No.724695167 [Report] >>724695730 >>724696145
>>724695067
>Miranda is an overworked corpo who just wants to live a normal life
>Jack is a tsundere punk who melts the moment she’s shown positive reinforcement
You’re tripping, they’re not alike at a-
Anonymous No.724695168 [Report] >>724695194
>>724695018
But Robert is genuinely a capable and charming person, it's not like he's a dull harem protagonist.
Anonymous No.724695194 [Report]
>>724695168
He can be capable and charming and still lonely and aimless, especially after losing his suit and being in a coma.
Anonymous No.724695225 [Report] >>724695269 >>724695294 >>724695298 >>724695312 >>724696652
Anonymous No.724695235 [Report] >>724695302
>>724695121
She sucks a mean dick to go with her subpar performance. Nepotism and cock sucking gets you a long way in this life.
Anonymous No.724695240 [Report] >>724695295 >>724695405
How'd they get away with ripping off Magik so blatantly?
Anonymous No.724695269 [Report] >>724695294
>>724695225
holy CUTE
Anonymous No.724695294 [Report]
>>724695225
>>724695269
Yeah this one looks pretty cool
Anonymous No.724695295 [Report]
>>724695240
Comic books have been ripping each other off since the beginning of time, it's nothing new.
Anonymous No.724695298 [Report]
>>724695225
>no shitty leg tats
The bullring must've been a consolation prize. At least you can take that out without leaving a stain.
Anonymous No.724695302 [Report]
>>724695164
>>724695235
I mean that story with her boyfriend. Why did people forgive her?
Anonymous No.724695312 [Report] >>724695350
>>724695225
>They removed the choker
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Anonymous No.724695334 [Report] >>724695401
>>724691261
> It had 66,000 simultaneous players on its first day on SteamDB
Second week. That’s the part that shows this it’s really doing well. It tripled the player count after one week because it’s got great word of mouth.
Anonymous No.724695350 [Report]
>>724695312
Its a balancing act


If they kept the choker then they had to keep the tats
Anonymous No.724695401 [Report]
>>724695334
If they get another jump next week they'll probably fast-track a second season. Then again, they sold their soul to Critical Role and this was basically just them beta-testing the game concept, so we'll get soulless slop for their next game
Anonymous No.724695405 [Report] >>724695474
>>724695240
It’s kinda part of the joke that everyone is some type of ripoff
>Phenomeman-Omni Man
>Mecha Man-Iron Man
>Malevola-Magik
>Coupe-Falcon
>Waterboy-Hydro Man
>Sonar-Manbat
>Prism-Mysterio
>Invisigal-Invisible Woman
>Golem-Clayface
Anonymous No.724695436 [Report] >>724695464 >>724695468
This would make a pretty cool fighting game.

https://youtu.be/-EJPeXUxZHE
Anonymous No.724695464 [Report] >>724695497
>>724695436
Sex with Prism
Anonymous No.724695468 [Report] >>724695586 >>724695638
>>724695436
>punch up
The hell does that manlet think he's doing?
Anonymous No.724695474 [Report]
>>724695405
>Prism-Mysterio
Can she pull off a 619 during the final stretch?
Anonymous No.724695497 [Report] >>724695514 >>724695548 >>724695569 >>724695763
>>724695464
Super underrated, I like her a lot. They all have their own charm
Anonymous No.724695507 [Report]
Booting Sonar is objectively the better pick
Anonymous No.724695514 [Report] >>724695541
>>724695497
Nikki Mirage is a cooler name
Anonymous No.724695541 [Report] >>724695584 >>724695637 >>724695667 >>724695692 >>724695879
>>724695514
Cardi 'Z'
Anonymous No.724695546 [Report] >>724695612
>>724693642
Bugged or not, this one doesn't make sense because as far as I could tell that scene wasn't optional. I don't think you even have a timer on the hacking bit
Anonymous No.724695548 [Report]
>>724695497
Coop is hot
I still cut her
Anonymous No.724695562 [Report]
>>724693536
Anonymous No.724695569 [Report]
>>724695497
Pokerface if she jungle
Anonymous No.724695584 [Report] >>724695607
>>724695541
>Many Man
I wonder if he wishes death upon someone
Anonymous No.724695586 [Report] >>724695696
>>724695468
Punch Up is the mythical manlet that learned.
The polar opposite of manly tears
Anonymous No.724695607 [Report]
>>724695584
For me, it's Bean
Anonymous No.724695612 [Report]
>>724695546
It’s not optional but you can fail it.
Anonymous No.724695637 [Report]
>>724695541
How many French casualties ensue if Sean and Bean get sent out together?
Anonymous No.724695638 [Report]
>>724695468
Winning a game you didn't know you could play, son
Anonymous No.724695667 [Report]
>>724695541
>Glassmaster
Anonymous No.724695685 [Report]
>>724678719
>malevola
"male" literally in the name, will be revealed she is a futa and will fuck your brains out
Anonymous No.724695692 [Report] >>724695803
>>724695541
>Sky King
Anonymous No.724695696 [Report]
>>724695586
The Trashman if he paddynig
Anonymous No.724695730 [Report]
>>724695067
>>724695167
Anonymous No.724695763 [Report]
>>724695497
>One of Prisms big crimes was tax evasion
She’s alright in my book
Anonymous No.724695768 [Report] >>724695842
Is Coupe/Sonar going to return as a villain working with Shroud or will they return to the team?
Anonymous No.724695778 [Report] >>724695828 >>724695887
>picked discount omni man instead of watercuck
>already feeling fomo
can I undo choices
Anonymous No.724695803 [Report]
>>724695692
https://youtu.be/50C7Sf0hcJQ?si=SBejPUJ0_8Jc9Q3y
Anonymous No.724695828 [Report]
>>724695778
Just replay it later
Anonymous No.724695842 [Report]
>>724695768
Yes
Anonymous No.724695879 [Report] >>724696847
>>724695541
>top 10 have all at least 10k pts
are those all the number of successful calls? how is that city standing with all those cases. I mean sure not all of them are city busters but holy shit that city is cursed.
Anonymous No.724695887 [Report] >>724695971 >>724696684
>>724695778
Phenomaman completely botched his shift, badly, acting like a schizo and just flying off in random directions
Waterboy was weak and ineffective....but he showed improvement, leveled up fast, and didn't fail any calls

WaterGODs are riding the WAVE
Anonymous No.724695893 [Report] >>724695997
Anonymous No.724695908 [Report] >>724695998
I think I hate post-superhero slop more than I hate superhero slop.
Anonymous No.724695913 [Report] >>724695995
Do they know?
Anonymous No.724695971 [Report] >>724696052
>>724695887
Waterboy injured and knocked out Golem for me
Anonymous No.724695995 [Report]
>>724695913
It’s a code word for a nuclear strike launch first and foremost, or used to be.
Anonymous No.724695997 [Report]
>>724695893
siiiiiick, very Persona, make it a v neckline to match the mask and add some details and this is perfect
Anonymous No.724695998 [Report] >>724696064 >>724696069 >>724696086 >>724696087
>>724695908
What is "post-superhero"?
Anonymous No.724696052 [Report] >>724696684
>>724695971
Yeah he might cause some slip and falls, nothing that a little teamwork can't fix
Anonymous No.724696064 [Report] >>724696125
>>724695998
Shit like this game.
Anonymous No.724696069 [Report] >>724696125
>>724695998
nta but superhero deconstruction,
you know, that sorta
>What if we took the simple caped crusader stories of your childhood but like, made it DARK or CYNICAL, or what if they worked in a TYPICAL CORPORATE OFFICE JOB
Anonymous No.724696086 [Report] >>724696125
>>724695998
I think he refers to new superhero media where they are edgy and realistic without all the classic campyness
Anonymous No.724696087 [Report] >>724696125
>>724695998
Trading corny and optimistic for sarcastic and nihilistic
Anonymous No.724696125 [Report]
>>724696064
>>724696069
>>724696086
>>724696087
So superhero stories since the 1970s? Bronze Age and forward? OK
Anonymous No.724696129 [Report] >>724696210 >>724696239 >>724696642 >>724696815 >>724697050
>>724692630
>can't fully read his letter so I am left wondering what it says
>room smells of chemicals
>If you hire on Phenomaman over Waterboy, the room Phenomaman in has a Waterboy-written/smudged sign that says "CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR"
I just get the feeling we're missing something with this guy
Anonymous No.724696145 [Report]
>>724695167
When it works, it works. Cannot wait to see if they find out they are in competition over Robert. and have a cat fight In ME2, the cat fight had nothing to do with (You), but you were simply tasked to solve it. Here, Robert will absolutely be the focus of any cat fight
Anonymous No.724696165 [Report] >>724696352
>>724678461 (OP)
i played 20 minutes of this game and wanted to kill all millennials near me. most fag cringe dialogue from 2016
Anonymous No.724696210 [Report]
>>724696129
Did you not see him throwing up water everywhere all the time?
Anonymous No.724696232 [Report] >>724696362 >>724696465 >>724696652 >>724696851
Didn't play this game yet but this short haired tomboy design hits so hard it's crazy. Not a particularly new or groundbreaking design either but it just does the basics right. Kinda reminds me of Akima from Titan A.E too.

Pic unrelated.
Anonymous No.724696239 [Report] >>724696783 >>724696795
>>724696129
>we’re missing something with this guy
https://youtu.be/4yMX84KyfKM?si=tvmwnMxUJZH0_Vu-
Anonymous No.724696269 [Report]
http://poal.me/vraroi

Be honest
Anonymous No.724696352 [Report]
>>724696165
i like millennial writing though
in some cases, at least

"millennial writing" can be anything from "borderlands 3" to, well, this game.
Anonymous No.724696362 [Report]
>>724696232
Exactly. She's an instant classic. Motoko Kusanagi finally getting her legacy shown some respect
Anonymous No.724696465 [Report] >>724696512
>>724696232
She'd go from 0/10 to 6/10 with the removal of that fucking septum piercing.
Anonymous No.724696474 [Report]
How often does she do it, /v/?
Anonymous No.724696483 [Report]
I honestly like BB and Visi equally.
Makes me wish we'd get a Jade Empire-esque option.
Anonymous No.724696512 [Report] >>724696839
>>724696465
>yfw it's fake
>she is scared of needles which is why her tattoos are gone and it's not a lip ring
Just wait.
Anonymous No.724696559 [Report] >>724696594
If invisigal and Robert have a kid, will he turn the entire mecha invisible?
Anonymous No.724696594 [Report]
>>724696559
Anonymous No.724696596 [Report]
When invisgsal dies will her corpse go invisible because she’s stopped breathing?
Anonymous No.724696642 [Report] >>724696670
>>724696129
his life is rough
Anonymous No.724696652 [Report]
>>724696232
The fact that they had five different iterations >>724695225 before settling on this shows that there was some level of restraint involved.
Anonymous No.724696670 [Report] >>724696716 >>724696756
>>724696642
the dream of him living a life where everything is dry broke my heart
Anonymous No.724696684 [Report]
>>724696052
>>724695887
>Kicked Coupe out of my team
>Added Waterboy
>Build him to make up for Punch-up's deficits
>Punch-Up only gets buffed when he slips on the puddles
Match made in heaven.
Anonymous No.724696716 [Report]
>>724696670
Anonymous No.724696756 [Report]
>>724696670
The comic is why I hired him, I think he deserves a shot to make his power actually great
Anonymous No.724696774 [Report] >>724697038 >>724697074
Does every event have one of those guaranteed success events if you send the right heroes?
Anonymous No.724696783 [Report]
>>724696239
Is there an actual hard limit on how much water he can produce that will kill him if he goes over it? Kinda like the water spirit from Now and Then who nearly gets weaponized by the genocidal bowlcut that wants to run his flagship using her as the power source.
Anonymous No.724696795 [Report] >>724696835
>>724696239
is his water potable?
Anonymous No.724696815 [Report]
>>724696129
>I appreciated you
>but if you
>me some
>and I will
>very thankful to you
>its first time I feel very
>important to someone
>please consider
>my little tip
That's all I can manage
Anonymous No.724696829 [Report]
>>724678461 (OP)
Man I'd really like more missions in these first four chapters
Anonymous No.724696835 [Report] >>724696935
>>724696795
His water is actually pure H20, which is why it doesnt fry any of the computers when he uses it to clean
Anonymous No.724696839 [Report] >>724697089
>>724696512
>just one of those el cheapo clip ons that you can get from a $2 shop
Goes well with her ancient Iphone and Disney Princess bed.
Anonymous No.724696847 [Report]
>>724695879
No, reason why Invisigal jumped ahead was because of Thundercucks bounty having grown, BB explains it during the cutting
Anonymous No.724696851 [Report]
>>724696232
nice duck bro, no homo
Anonymous No.724696872 [Report]
>>724686947
Fuuuuuuuck this kills the anon
Anonymous No.724696935 [Report] >>724696981
>>724696835
>His water is actually pure H20, which is why it doesnt fry any of the computers when he uses it to clean
How has Nestle not chained him up in a distillation plant somewhere? Most of our water has been infected with forever chemicals so this dude must be shitting out a level of H20 that only a Hyperborean could enjoy. He'd have the kind of purity that you can only find on Europa.
Anonymous No.724696981 [Report]
>>724696935
Its just distilled water bro
Anonymous No.724696982 [Report]
>>724686761
All tomboys belong in cute dresses you stupid baka nigger
Anonymous No.724696992 [Report]
>brown tomboy waifu
I don't even know what this game is about, but... sigh *opens wallet*
Anonymous No.724697038 [Report] >>724697074 >>724697401
>>724696774
Nearly every one with a complication, yes. So far, they've been evenly spread out with 3 opportunities between all the heroes except for the 2 new recruits, Sonar, and Punch-up. Though I may have missed some optional missions, like if you send Flambae to make the first worse the first time. There are a handful of two-parters like that.

Anyway, here's my autism :
FIGHT AT CRYPTO NIGHT - Complication :
Can't send Flambae
3 Charisma checks for names - Prism can auto-clear
BLAZE IN THE BURBS - Complication :
Hose (2 Intelligence) or Body (Vigor)
Sending Flambae causes a mission escalation
MUSEUM ROBBERY - Complication :
Hack, Weave (3 Mobility), or Power Through (Vigor)
JUVENILE PICKPOCKET - Complication :
Escort Kid Home (Mobility), Give him a Pep Talk (Charisma) - Malevola can auto-clear
LOCATE STOLEN ART - Complication :
Protect the Art (Vigor), Capture the Thieves (Mobility) - Invisigal and Coupe can both auto-clear
Chapter 3-1 has no complications; only hero sabotages and straight up missions.
LINE CUTTER : Complication
Fight (2 Might), Serenade (5 Charisma); Coupe and Prism auto-resolve
RITUALISTIC SOLICITATION : Complication
Destroy (Might), Free (Intelligence); Malevola auto-resolves
PERSONAL SECURITY II THE RIDE : Complication
Challenge (5 Might), Shield (5 Vigor); Coupe and Invisigal auto-resolve
BANK ROBBERY : Complication
Invisigal won't go
Brawl (7 Might), Rescue (7 Mobility), Hack
Anonymous No.724697050 [Report]
>>724696129
>To Robert

>I appreciate how you (gave?) me a chance to ??? a ??? back but if you ??? me some time it's ??? improving and I will always ???
>I'm very thankful to you
>It's first ??? & ??? very important to someone ??? than ??? please consider my little tip.
>Waterboy :)
Anonymous No.724697074 [Report] >>724697401
>>724696774
>>724697038
aand here's the rest :

CULT OF CHAAD - CHOICE
Send Malevola
Join the Cult : Complication
Pretend (Charisma), Explain (Intellect), Power (6 Vigor)
CAR DRIVES OFF CLIFF : Complication
Rush (Mobility), Resuscitation (Intellect) ; Flambae auto-resolves
NOSTALGICALLY YOURS : Complication
Answer : Wolves Inside Us
Deactive (Intelligence) , Destroy (Might) ; Flambae auto-resolves
THEATRICALLY YOURS : Complication
Answer : Standing Alive
Crawl (Mobility), Activate AC (7 Intelligence) ; Punch Up auto-resolves
SUPERHERO SQUABBLE : Complication
Lighten Mood, Force Apart, Hack ; Prism auto-resolves
COMICALLY YOURS : Complication
Answer : Mecha Man Prime
Jump on it (Mobility), Hit it (Might) ; Invisigal auto-resolves
I NEED A HERO - Complication
Charm (Charisma), Flex (Vigor) ; Malevola auto-resolves
Charm will fail ; Flambae auto-resolves Plan B
BABY KAIJU ATTACK - Complication
Lure (Mobility), Wrestle (Vigor) ; Golem auto-resolves
Anonymous No.724697089 [Report]
>>724696839
God I want to love her unconditionally so fucking bad
Anonymous No.724697091 [Report]
>>724680948
I've done that a few times, although it's because my partner at the time had a bad habit of grinding her teeth during sex. And also it's hot.
Anonymous No.724697231 [Report] >>724697270 >>724697293
Alright guys, no more threads until Wednesday, got it?
Anonymous No.724697268 [Report]
>>724686947
>When your terrorist subordinate gives you the look
Anonymous No.724697270 [Report]
>>724697231
Instructions unclear. Fantasised about giving Mandy a family.
Anonymous No.724697293 [Report]
>>724697231
Don't make me go to the /vg/ thread, it's full of tumblr fujos
Anonymous No.724697304 [Report]
>>724680948
Had a partner who would always blow me if I did this to her. If we were in bed, she'd line up so I could finger her and smack her ass while she was going down and it'd make her throat me harder. I imagine that more people figured out that it was an easy way to trigger oral fixations. Sexual trends always end up in media.
Anonymous No.724697401 [Report]
>>724697074
>>724697038
Oh, and Golem only seems to get the auto-resolve for adopting the Kaiju.
I found it bizarre that Golem didn't get auto-resolves for putting out fires, even though I do get that's kind of Flambae's schtick. Though, I suppose if you send Golem to the Blaze in the Burbs mission, he'll always have enough Vigor for the 'put it out with your body' check.
Anonymous No.724697424 [Report] >>724697475
>>724680948
Still better than rimming
What the fuck is wrong with people
Anonymous No.724697475 [Report]
>>724697424
We horny a d a lot of sexo is purely a mind thing.
It's why I'd eat ass but never would want a girl to rim me
Anonymous No.724697558 [Report]
>>724694589
more to lick
Anonymous No.724698404 [Report] >>724698473
>>724694134
The skaven mask looks retarded.
Anonymous No.724698473 [Report] >>724698826
>>724698404
What the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.724698826 [Report] >>724698873
>>724698473
The joke mask that looks like panties on their head.
Anonymous No.724698873 [Report]
>>724698826
What the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.724699314 [Report] >>724699427
>interactive cartoon
videogames?
Anonymous No.724699427 [Report]
>>724699314
an interactive cartoon is, in fact, a video game