Thread 724685235

>Top
Eastern Video Games
>Bottom
Western Video Games

>>724685235 (OP)
This is just that movie with Jack Black where he gets cursed to see all fat women as super models.

>>724685349
Shallow Hal?

>>724685398
The question mark you used is obscenely unnecessary.

>>724685235 (OP)
fat people should die
regardless of sex or gender

>>724685235 (OP)
Honestly?
Top for hardcore sex
Bottom for lovely baby making intercourse.

Sex with the bottom girl followed by me resting my head on her pillowy fat belly.

>>724685235 (OP)
I haven't received positive attention from a woman in decades. If bottom or top happened I would probably ask them to marry me.

Would bust a big load inside the fat lady since she looks like my mom.

>>724685235 (OP)
Dude, just have sex with the bottom.
Everyone knows fatties blow hungrily and demand anal every time.

we must be better men

>>724685508
errmmm?? okaaay thenn? liiike?

>>724685235 (OP)
Bottom seems to fit more as a partner than the top.
No woman with self-respect would use that kind of cleavage in a workspace.

>>724685719
no excuse to be under 6'0. hit the gym fatty

I work with my mates dad for a weekend job and one night I had to go over to the boss's house to pick up some things cause he was away on holiday and his wife came down and said hi and eventually said "wow you look really sexy"

Was she hitting on me or am I just over thinking it?
She wasn't fat she's basically just an older version of my mates (hot) sister (duh)

>>724685719
It is what it is.

>>724685847
you bait but women are that retarded

>>724685847
You're mostly joking but stretching to fix your posture will help you stay at your tallest potential. Can't grow, but still.

>>724685938
some lady bought my groceries for me once. i was just like y-you too and left.

>>724685235 (OP)
In a western game the fat bitch would also be a bit of a cunt

>>724685583
Six post best post

>>724685235 (OP)
>Western video games
Not all of them.

>>724685938
all females giving compliments are greeks bearing gifts

>>724686057
We need a flick for this. Shallow Haley.

>>724685719
>Women try to get hot men on the sexual meat market hookup app
Oh wow!

>>724685719
>Bumble
Humiliation ritual

>>724685235 (OP)
I dont mind ugly people complimenting me, it makes me happy, but i wont go out with them.

>>724685606
>>724685643
except the mom part because wtf
>>724685689
>>724685803
If you need us, we'll be busy blowing raspberries on the big girl's tummy.

>>724686401
>all low mids
Lol

>>724685847
i need to keep up on height day

>>724686126
I try other methods to make myself taller.

>>724685235 (OP)
I've had ugly chicks hit on me and i felt warm and happy but also conflicted because I didn't wanna lead them on so I was just nice to them and tried to keep a little bit of distance because ultimately I was still happy they like me
These "what if the genders were reversed???" things really don't work a lot of the time

>>724685847
I wish Floyd Mayweather met you before he went pro.

>>724685583
Nah, dysgenic women are the opposite of what you want for mothers. Get the Stacy. Be happy.

>>724685235 (OP)
They'd both get him fired by HR.

>>724686507
Most likely to turn bitter from being pumped and dumped all their lives.

>>724686412
>>Women try to get hot men on the sexual meat market hookup app
>Oh wow!

>>724685719
wait a minute, that graph...

>>724685235 (OP)
I want the BIG ONE. GIVE ME THE BIG ONE.

>omg muh jewish statistics that explain why I don't need to even try, I'm so smart by the way
Lmao.

>>724685719
Hypergamy is real

>>724685235 (OP)
One time at work a fat black woman called me handsome and I still smile when I think about it.

>>724686793
women are rarely dysgenic but atleast 80% of males are

>>724687314
You're literally in a conversation showing a Stacy vs a dysgenic fatty

>>724685847
ShortKINGS, our response...

>>724686793
>simply choose the most attractive possible option for a life partner regardless
>what could go wrong

id cuck you myself to prevent your unending sadness

>>724685235 (OP)
The difference is, if Bob was single and desperate, he'd 100% fuck that slam beast on the bottom. He just wouldn't want his friends to find out.

>>724685235 (OP)
>things that never happen

>>724687548
if Bob was single and desperate his friends would know and support his endeavours. Turns out YOU are the miserable shrimpish cunt who isnt to be trusted

>>724685235 (OP)
Top is a vapid whore that will cheat on you at the first opportunity to do so.
Bottom is nice and was probably hyping herself up for days to say that to you because someone suggested that she should just shoot her shot and go for it.
Well, they're both women so they'll likely both cheat on you regardless, but at the very least, bottom will have less vultures circling her and probably doesn't have the self esteem to go out of her way to cheat.

>>724685349
would this be such a bad thing?

>>724687651
this is copium. most men are too pussy to make a move on top girl. hot gril cheat less

>>724687593
why does low effort shit like this make me smile

>>724685847
Get their ass, unc

>>724686942
LOL IT'S ALMOST 1 TO 1

>>724687715
>hot gril cheat less
AHAHAAHAHA
Okay, bro. Don't talk about copium. You're high on it.

>>724687593
Lol so stupid but funny

>>724687814
what is your picture supposed to prove? its contradicting you

>>724685235 (OP)
imagine not looking at the bottom's figurr and recognising she's got breeding hips hidden under there
I see it as a challenge to extract the prime physique out of that unhewn block of marble

>all the "hurr i would le fuck her" replies
We know. The joke is the comic portrays something that never happens, women dont approach men.

>>724685508
?

>>724685235 (OP)
Top's tits and face with bottom's body

>>724685508
he was using it correctly though?

>>724685719
I never undestood people categorizing others like this
Like, I have my preferences, sure, but all of that is extremely malleable depending on the person, the day, the occasion
Humans are incredibly nuanced and fickle, you'll never have someone fit a mold you've set for them
The first thing I look for in a partner is whether they are enjoyable to hang around with. If the answer is yes, the second and last question is, "are they ungodly hideous or not".

>>724685235 (OP)
That image was definitely made by a woman.
In reality Bob takes both compliments with surprise, then feels a fucking god for weeks/months/years after.

Really, two women complimenting him in one day? That has literally never happened in 99% of men's lives.

>>724688162
This only breeds distrust among people and is a reason many women who would've become perfectly normal and reasonable people now suddenly start hating men.
Telecommunications have made people fucking vile. People should only converse face to face.

>>724688473
>doing to women what they've been doing to men for decades is mean and evil, stop it (but they can keep doing it to you)
nah, they deserve to suffer

>>724688724
>what they've been doing to men for decades
Source?

>>724687030
What is PIED?

>>724688724
>I should do mean things because
Not really.

>>724688861
Steroids

>>724685235 (OP)
Imagine being a fatty and still having zero ass or boob. Truly there is no greater curse for a woman.

>>724688162
holy based