Thread 724687815

>Game has 1 hours worth of content
>You need to play at least 20 hours to actually beat it

Every open world game.

it's great, they buy it up every time. gamers can't get enough of these roguelites

>>724687815 (OP)
>>724687883
Seethe harder; Isaac is peak

>>724687815 (OP)
>think you've beaten game
>credits start
>title card
>they were the opening credits
>that was just the tutorial/prologue

>>724687976
This movie sucked because they forced a sex scene to make us pissed that Oppenheimer wasn’t a based virgin autist. So cringe

>>724687976
Thankfully Dead Cells was mid enough for me to consider that the real ending.

>724687815
>Game has 1 hours worth of content
>You need to play at least 20 hours to actually beat it
roguelites are fun

>>724687815 (OP)
why did he do it?

Girls love when I take it out btw.

>>724687815 (OP)
dont be hating on the silent hill 2 remake just cause ur a scared wuss!

>>724687976
Dragon's Dogma 2 did this.

>>724687815 (OP)
.hack games. It doesn't even have 5 minutes of content, just the same barebones combat system repeated endlessly in randomly generated seeds, and the best part is they split 1 game up into 4 parts and sold them at full price, which exceeded the price of a brand new PS2 at the time. Bigger scam than Star Citizen.

>>724687815 (OP)
Monster Hunter

>>724687815 (OP)
Sounds like a good arcade game

>>724687815 (OP)
I just watched this clip and seinfeld is the most unfunny goddamn show that ever was.

every roguelike

>>724687815 (OP)
Julia Louis Dreyfus is one of the sexiest women alive.

>>724687815 (OP)
just say vermintide bro. im surprised niggas like this game

>>724691767
watch more shows

>>724687815 (OP)
I remember that episode.
>>724688303
he was a chad

>>724687815 (OP)
poor elaine.
if his dick was actually big, it wouldn't have been a problem

>>724687815 (OP)
>Game is objectively the best of its genre

>>724692282
This but G cups, why do women without them even exist

>>724687815 (OP)
Fuck roguelikes

>>724692282
I never understand posts like this
Yeah everyone knows girls prefer tall guys with big dicks, handsome face, and muscles. It's not something you can control besides the muscles. Why do we need to epic own the small peeper copers, like me? Seems pointless.

>>724694659
because women only attack people who are weaker than them or someone who they can't get anything out of

>>724692096
I do and they're all better than seinfeld

>>724694659
jewish tricks. don't fall for it

>>724687815 (OP)
>cutscene upon cutscene
>unskippable credits roll
>over one hour of more cutscenes
>some gameplay
>true ending reveal

>>724687815 (OP)
What does that have to do with pic related?

>>724694659
because men need to be constantly humiliated and shamed
but if you call a woman fat you're a monster

>>724698327
He had jacked off earlier to make it seem bigger (which is what roguelites like Binding of Isaac do)

he took 'ick out?
>yes siree, bob!
on the 'eck??
>he did!
were you playing some sort of co-op ....
>noooooooooooooooo
you mean he just
>YES
are you sure??
>oh, QUITE
so you were gaming, having pleasant banter, and all of a sudden
>YEAH
'ick?
>'ECK
well i can't believe this! he's a good friend of mine we play hell divers 2 together, how could this be???
>OH IT BE, you have any other friends you wanna set me up with?

giddyap!

>jerry I just got banned from fortnite for calling someone a nigger!
>well why did you call him a nigger
>because he's a nigger jerry! a nigger!

>>724698379
imagine if men actually banded together to create communities and focus on building themselves like they claim to be able to as an inherent aspect of their masculinity instead of internally combusting and attempting to destroy each other and themselves while complaining about the reactions of women they supposedly dont care about.

what we did last time was make another boys club- what people seem to do now is flee in terror and screech about being called mean

>>724698705
>I gotta get unbanned, Jerry! It had my favorite skin on it: Stan Lee pretending to be Spider-Man!
>Well why not just make a new one and buy it again?
>BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DELISTED JERRY! ALL THOSE EMOTES! ALL THE DANCES! GONE!

>>724687976
>beat game
>epilogue part 1

>>724694659
because
1. women love tormenting men they find unattractive
2. men love tormenting other men they find inferior

the end result? I can't buy a nice car or guns because the above groups think I am actively compensating for my small dick

>>724698762
because doing that is illegal discrimination

>>724687815 (OP)
Baldurs gate 3

>>724687815 (OP)
modern God of war
>action game, but you need to walk for 3 hours and watch 5 hours of cutscenes
>>724698762
>create communities and focus on building themselves
they did and they were ruined (gaming, autism hobbies like D&D/40k, gyms etc)

>>724687976
Hundred line, basically

>>724698762
We did that. It's called civilization. Then we started letting women have an equal say and now thousands of years has been undone
Also jews

>>724692282
This image was definitely made by a 4 incher