Thread 724708273

Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture? There's so much potential, games like GTA, Fallout or Persona set in here would be amazing

>>724708273 (OP)
I have a Welsh horror game from several years back from the Humble Bundle monthly choice, it's about VR and peoples souls being stuck in virtual memorials or something. In the settings I remember it being odd you could set the voice acting and subtitles to the Welsh language.

Master Reboot

>>724708273 (OP)
You don't have any culture, Nigel

well?

I don't think getting stabbed to death by Ahmed while walking your dog would make for a very engaging cultural experience, video game or not.

>>724708273 (OP)
Most fantasy is based on it. There's better stories to be told by taking British history and twisting it.

You won't unsee this but look at fantasy maps, you'll find often that the map it the British Isles shaped or includes one. One big landmass with a nearby landmass, often smaller is a big world building trope.

UK is afraid to portray itself in games for some reason.
They always have to use some dumb alias like Camelot or Albion, which are just generic ye olde fantasy with cockney drunks

>>724708683
What *is* British culture even?

>>724708592
>nigel
nigel faraage?

janny seething

>>724708273 (OP)
>GTA
there was a clone of it on PS2
also, i didn't play it, but GTA London obviously plays there as well.
UNLESS you mean current day "amazing culture"

>>724708273 (OP)
>when it has amazing culture
Maybe 30 years ago if you squint.

>>724708273 (OP)
DoL thread?

>>724708273 (OP)
fuck off jeet

>>724708273 (OP)
I've never actually taken a proper look at a map of England, I always thought Scotland was a seperate island like Ireland.

>>724708273 (OP)
Harry Potter and Bully. Assassin's Creed

>>724709505
i thought bully was in america?

well? what happened?

Watch Dogs Legion did a solid job portraying modern UK as a soul crushing dystopian shithole full of nogs, akbars and jeets

>>724709498
Are you retarded?

>>724708273 (OP)
>stealing a part of ireland for no particular reason

Why did they do it?

>>724709907
Perhaps? Why?

>>724709957
M8 you really don't want to get into the Troubles and the history of NI, it's a fucking mess, just walk away.

which way white man

I've never actually noticed the islands in the north
Scotbros, what's happening in SHETland?

>>724710119
no one ever called me racist in Pret

>>724710098
OK. But why did they plunder India who did nothing to them?

I can't picture it, games like GTA draw from the Hollywood glamorization of crime and Fallout draws from real life paranoia that Americans have over nuclear apologize and communists. There is nothing cool or interesting about pakis and knives.

>>724709976
Sorry I already knew the answer, I was being a faggot, what I whould have said was
>>You are retarded.

>>724708273 (OP)
>amazing culture
The ACTUAL angloid "culture" consists of feudalism, communism and gay sex. I'm not sure if you can adapt that into a good video game.

>>724710285
Socioeconomic factors. The real issue with the British Empire was leaving too many natives alive but I suppose they didn't know how soft we'd get.

>>724710407
anglos are the most capitalist race in the world, we started the industrial revolution, we won wwii, we brought down the soviet union retarded faggot

>>724710285
Why did India tease us like a used up whore and not reject our advances?

We'd rather make fun of Americans in GTA.

>>724710407
>feudalism
French/Frankish
>communism
German
>gay sex
Either the gayreeks or your faggot father, historians are still debating this one

>>724710292
you could make Yakuza game brawler/stab em up with London's incredibly diverse organized crime culture, Ritchie-style

Here's your protagonists bro

>>724710285
>But why did they plunder India who did nothing to them?
M8 just quit while you're ahead.

>>724710605
being proper bri'ish lad looks like a lot of fun if you have low enough IQ

>>724710605
top lads

>>724710605
>smoking the used dog end
>doont 'it me 'ed
>smashing the bottle and falling into it
>the spine snapper hit
>just everything
This video is dear to my heart

>>724708273 (OP)
There are a number of games set in England specifically.

Scotland, Wales and NI are underutilised though. Considering Rockstar is a Scottish company, I’m surprised they haven’t done a game set in Scotland.

>>724710921
What games other than Braveheart: The Game or Heroin Addict Simulator could take place in Scotland?

>>724710605
Dangerously based.

>>724711009
>Muh shitty Tarantino knockoff
That movie is almost four hours long and more than half of it is some of the worst English language voice acting in modern cinema.

OI M8 WHERE'S YER EXISTIN' LOICENSE?

>>724710605
https://youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E?si=Fwec2LZ52STpc_lr
Much better with sound

>>724711009
unironically kino, why can't hollywood make shit like this

>>724711062
This one is a comfy little game about running in the highlands

>>724711009
on one hand, I do like watching bongs get btfo, even by jeets
on the other, I hate Bollywood so much it's unreal
>inb4 RRR is actually based, you should watch the full movie bro
I did
it was awful

>>724710921
Mount and blade warband Gangs of Glasgow mod is best you're gonna get

>>724711204
Did you watch Krrish?

>>724710172
Shetlands and Orkneys are Scot/Viking mutts, incidentally some of the whitest parts of the UK are the Highlands and islands.

Hating bongs is thr equivalent of middle class white kids screaming
>reeee I hate you mom
Yeah they only gave you existence and everything that is good in the world, but you keep on reeing about how you hate your life and you didn't ask to be born because you can't have the new retarded fad or whatever

>>724711261
buddy, I watched RRR only because I was tricked into thinking it's not jeetshit and it was
I have no interest in watching any other Bollywood "film" in my life
Dangal was alright I guess

>>724711204
It's really fucking bad. It was really awkward as the only native English speaker in the theatre because I had to suppress my laughter for most of the runtime, the English acting is so bad it defies belief. And the weirdest thing was that it felt like it was directed that way on purpose, I'm sure the actors could only deliver performances that awful due to being deliberately told to by the director, it was just that unnatural.

>>724710285
Because the British are inherently evil.

>>724711343
>Yeah they only gave you existence and everything that is good in the world
like machine guns, poison gas, tanks, etc.?

jannoids working hard I see, hope they're properly compensated for it

>>724711859
I just got a warning for posting that British cop in the dumb fucking little car thing, dunno what the fuck that's about.

>>724711957
Bongistan janny seething

>>724711859
>>724711990
>>>/pol/

>>724711990
You wanna know the funny thing? I'm half Bong myself.

>>724708273 (OP)
>Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture?
Here you go. I think a few people have played this as well, so you can share you experience once you've played it.

>>724710285
>Bunch of empires and kingdoms squabling amongst each other
>Colonial powers show up to get trade routes and goods
>End up working with the local kingdoms and empires to sort out deals
>colonial power makes deal with another party that doesn't benefit a local power that already had a deal with said colonial power
>local power attacks colonial power and gets wrecked
>repeat until all local empires and kingdoms are gone
Tale as old as time. Don't start fights you can't win and don't bite the hand that feeds you.

>>724712065
>>>/reddit/

>>724711062
Heroin addict simulator would be kino. There’s a lot you could do with a crime game set in Scotland.

>>724712065
no thanks mohammed, i think i'll stay here

>>724712151
>Heroin addict simulator would be kino

Um?

>>724708273 (OP)
>Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>724711659
like the language you're speaking right now, the industrial revolution, the steam engine, trains, the telephone, the world wide web, canned food, chocolate bars, pretty much any sport you play or watch, fire extinguisher, the ATM, the light bulb...

I really could keep going. Half the modern world is owed to the UK. Pipe down.

>>724712113
>>724712203
There is an entire board for you to post this shit that isn't games

>>724712151
Is there any major city in the world that isn't absolutely infested with homeless junkies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8mIPhfrMug

>>724708273 (OP)
Unleash the Avatar soon

>>724709907
>if you don't know everything about the UK, you're retarded
Very arrogant position, desu. Scotland should be grateful the rest of the world occasionally acknowledges its existence, nobody gives Brittany or Naples or any of the other euro regions the same consideration

>>724712274
3 actually, /int/ and /bant/.

Landlords super is the most british game i know (its terrible gameplay imo, but funny with great music)
But tbf nowadays what is even interesting about england? their culture is just consequences of going ham with conolialisation, there isnt alot left.

>>724709567
it is

>>724712280
tokyo. probably some central european ones too.

>>724712274
>ugh, you posted in wrong subreddit
shut the fuck up you no fun allowed cunt

>>724712305
To be fair if you think Brittany or Naples are islands then you're also retarded.

>>724712274
Theres an entire desert for you to live in