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Anonymous No.724708273 [Report] >>724708552 >>724708592 >>724708701 >>724709425 >>724709439 >>724709467 >>724709481 >>724709498 >>724709505 >>724709957 >>724710407 >>724710921 >>724712087 >>724712265 >>724712296
Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture? There's so much potential, games like GTA, Fallout or Persona set in here would be amazing
Anonymous No.724708552 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
I have a Welsh horror game from several years back from the Humble Bundle monthly choice, it's about VR and peoples souls being stuck in virtual memorials or something. In the settings I remember it being odd you could set the voice acting and subtitles to the Welsh language.

Master Reboot
Anonymous No.724708592 [Report] >>724709042
>>724708273 (OP)
You don't have any culture, Nigel
Anonymous No.724708683 [Report] >>724708874
well?
Anonymous No.724708690 [Report]
I don't think getting stabbed to death by Ahmed while walking your dog would make for a very engaging cultural experience, video game or not.
Anonymous No.724708701 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
Most fantasy is based on it. There's better stories to be told by taking British history and twisting it.

You won't unsee this but look at fantasy maps, you'll find often that the map it the British Isles shaped or includes one. One big landmass with a nearby landmass, often smaller is a big world building trope.
Anonymous No.724708789 [Report]
UK is afraid to portray itself in games for some reason.
They always have to use some dumb alias like Camelot or Albion, which are just generic ye olde fantasy with cockney drunks
Anonymous No.724708874 [Report]
>>724708683
What *is* British culture even?
Anonymous No.724708893 [Report]
>bri'ish janny makes a thread
Anonymous No.724708985 [Report]
>whi'eh van yew amerimutt
Anonymous No.724709042 [Report]
>>724708592
>nigel
nigel faraage?
Anonymous No.724709289 [Report]
janny seething
Anonymous No.724709425 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
>GTA
there was a clone of it on PS2
also, i didn't play it, but GTA London obviously plays there as well.
UNLESS you mean current day "amazing culture"
Anonymous No.724709439 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
>when it has amazing culture
Maybe 30 years ago if you squint.
Anonymous No.724709467 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
DoL thread?
Anonymous No.724709481 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
fuck off jeet
Anonymous No.724709498 [Report] >>724709907
>>724708273 (OP)
I've never actually taken a proper look at a map of England, I always thought Scotland was a seperate island like Ireland.
Anonymous No.724709505 [Report] >>724709567
>>724708273 (OP)
Harry Potter and Bully. Assassin's Creed
Anonymous No.724709567 [Report] >>724712429
>>724709505
i thought bully was in america?
Anonymous No.724709761 [Report]
well? what happened?
Anonymous No.724709842 [Report]
Watch Dogs Legion did a solid job portraying modern UK as a soul crushing dystopian shithole full of nogs, akbars and jeets
Anonymous No.724709907 [Report] >>724709976 >>724712305
>>724709498
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.724709957 [Report] >>724710098
>>724708273 (OP)
>stealing a part of ireland for no particular reason

Why did they do it?
Anonymous No.724709976 [Report] >>724710401
>>724709907
Perhaps? Why?
Anonymous No.724710098 [Report] >>724710285
>>724709957
M8 you really don't want to get into the Troubles and the history of NI, it's a fucking mess, just walk away.
Anonymous No.724710119 [Report] >>724710259
which way white man
Anonymous No.724710172 [Report] >>724711323
I've never actually noticed the islands in the north
Scotbros, what's happening in SHETland?
Anonymous No.724710259 [Report]
>>724710119
no one ever called me racist in Pret
Anonymous No.724710285 [Report] >>724710424 >>724710510 >>724710661 >>724711589 >>724712112
>>724710098
OK. But why did they plunder India who did nothing to them?
Anonymous No.724710292 [Report] >>724710602
I can't picture it, games like GTA draw from the Hollywood glamorization of crime and Fallout draws from real life paranoia that Americans have over nuclear apologize and communists. There is nothing cool or interesting about pakis and knives.
Anonymous No.724710401 [Report]
>>724709976
Sorry I already knew the answer, I was being a faggot, what I whould have said was
>>You are retarded.
Anonymous No.724710407 [Report] >>724710509 >>724710539
>>724708273 (OP)
>amazing culture
The ACTUAL angloid "culture" consists of feudalism, communism and gay sex. I'm not sure if you can adapt that into a good video game.
Anonymous No.724710424 [Report]
>>724710285
Socioeconomic factors. The real issue with the British Empire was leaving too many natives alive but I suppose they didn't know how soft we'd get.
Anonymous No.724710509 [Report]
>>724710407
anglos are the most capitalist race in the world, we started the industrial revolution, we won wwii, we brought down the soviet union retarded faggot
Anonymous No.724710510 [Report]
>>724710285
Why did India tease us like a used up whore and not reject our advances?
Anonymous No.724710525 [Report]
We'd rather make fun of Americans in GTA.
Anonymous No.724710539 [Report]
>>724710407
>feudalism
French/Frankish
>communism
German
>gay sex
Either the gayreeks or your faggot father, historians are still debating this one
Anonymous No.724710602 [Report]
>>724710292
you could make Yakuza game brawler/stab em up with London's incredibly diverse organized crime culture, Ritchie-style
Anonymous No.724710605 [Report] >>724710668 >>724710752 >>724710790 >>724711097 >>724711141
Here's your protagonists bro
Anonymous No.724710661 [Report] >>724711009
>>724710285
>But why did they plunder India who did nothing to them?
M8 just quit while you're ahead.
Anonymous No.724710668 [Report]
>>724710605
being proper bri'ish lad looks like a lot of fun if you have low enough IQ
Anonymous No.724710752 [Report]
>>724710605
top lads
Anonymous No.724710790 [Report]
>>724710605
>smoking the used dog end
>doont 'it me 'ed
>smashing the bottle and falling into it
>the spine snapper hit
>just everything
This video is dear to my heart
Anonymous No.724710921 [Report] >>724711062 >>724711205
>>724708273 (OP)
There are a number of games set in England specifically.

Scotland, Wales and NI are underutilised though. Considering Rockstar is a Scottish company, I’m surprised they haven’t done a game set in Scotland.
Anonymous No.724711009 [Report] >>724711121 >>724711153 >>724711204
>>724710661
Anonymous No.724711062 [Report] >>724711163 >>724712151
>>724710921
What games other than Braveheart: The Game or Heroin Addict Simulator could take place in Scotland?
Anonymous No.724711097 [Report]
>>724710605
Dangerously based.
Anonymous No.724711121 [Report]
>>724711009
>Muh shitty Tarantino knockoff
That movie is almost four hours long and more than half of it is some of the worst English language voice acting in modern cinema.
Anonymous No.724711140 [Report]
OI M8 WHERE'S YER EXISTIN' LOICENSE?
Anonymous No.724711141 [Report]
>>724710605
https://youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E?si=Fwec2LZ52STpc_lr
Much better with sound
Anonymous No.724711153 [Report]
>>724711009
unironically kino, why can't hollywood make shit like this
Anonymous No.724711163 [Report]
>>724711062
This one is a comfy little game about running in the highlands
Anonymous No.724711204 [Report] >>724711261 >>724711514
>>724711009
on one hand, I do like watching bongs get btfo, even by jeets
on the other, I hate Bollywood so much it's unreal
>inb4 RRR is actually based, you should watch the full movie bro
I did
it was awful
Anonymous No.724711205 [Report]
>>724710921
Mount and blade warband Gangs of Glasgow mod is best you're gonna get
Anonymous No.724711261 [Report] >>724711454
>>724711204
Did you watch Krrish?
Anonymous No.724711323 [Report]
>>724710172
Shetlands and Orkneys are Scot/Viking mutts, incidentally some of the whitest parts of the UK are the Highlands and islands.
Anonymous No.724711343 [Report] >>724711659
Hating bongs is thr equivalent of middle class white kids screaming
>reeee I hate you mom
Yeah they only gave you existence and everything that is good in the world, but you keep on reeing about how you hate your life and you didn't ask to be born because you can't have the new retarded fad or whatever
Anonymous No.724711454 [Report]
>>724711261
buddy, I watched RRR only because I was tricked into thinking it's not jeetshit and it was
I have no interest in watching any other Bollywood "film" in my life
Dangal was alright I guess
Anonymous No.724711514 [Report]
>>724711204
It's really fucking bad. It was really awkward as the only native English speaker in the theatre because I had to suppress my laughter for most of the runtime, the English acting is so bad it defies belief. And the weirdest thing was that it felt like it was directed that way on purpose, I'm sure the actors could only deliver performances that awful due to being deliberately told to by the director, it was just that unnatural.
Anonymous No.724711589 [Report]
>>724710285
Because the British are inherently evil.
Anonymous No.724711659 [Report] >>724712268
>>724711343
>Yeah they only gave you existence and everything that is good in the world
like machine guns, poison gas, tanks, etc.?
Anonymous No.724711859 [Report] >>724711957 >>724712065
jannoids working hard I see, hope they're properly compensated for it
Anonymous No.724711957 [Report] >>724711990
>>724711859
I just got a warning for posting that British cop in the dumb fucking little car thing, dunno what the fuck that's about.
Anonymous No.724711990 [Report] >>724712065 >>724712067
>>724711957
Bongistan janny seething
Anonymous No.724712065 [Report] >>724712113 >>724712203
>>724711859
>>724711990
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.724712067 [Report]
>>724711990
You wanna know the funny thing? I'm half Bong myself.
Anonymous No.724712087 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
>Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture?
Here you go. I think a few people have played this as well, so you can share you experience once you've played it.
Anonymous No.724712112 [Report]
>>724710285
>Bunch of empires and kingdoms squabling amongst each other
>Colonial powers show up to get trade routes and goods
>End up working with the local kingdoms and empires to sort out deals
>colonial power makes deal with another party that doesn't benefit a local power that already had a deal with said colonial power
>local power attacks colonial power and gets wrecked
>repeat until all local empires and kingdoms are gone
Tale as old as time. Don't start fights you can't win and don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Anonymous No.724712113 [Report] >>724712274
>>724712065
>>>/reddit/
Anonymous No.724712151 [Report] >>724712210 >>724712280
>>724711062
Heroin addict simulator would be kino. There’s a lot you could do with a crime game set in Scotland.
Anonymous No.724712203 [Report] >>724712274
>>724712065
no thanks mohammed, i think i'll stay here
Anonymous No.724712210 [Report]
>>724712151
>Heroin addict simulator would be kino

Um?
Anonymous No.724712265 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
>Why're there no games set in the UK when it has amazing culture
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.724712268 [Report]
>>724711659
like the language you're speaking right now, the industrial revolution, the steam engine, trains, the telephone, the world wide web, canned food, chocolate bars, pretty much any sport you play or watch, fire extinguisher, the ATM, the light bulb...

I really could keep going. Half the modern world is owed to the UK. Pipe down.
Anonymous No.724712274 [Report] >>724712317 >>724712458 >>724712591
>>724712113
>>724712203
There is an entire board for you to post this shit that isn't games
Anonymous No.724712280 [Report] >>724712431
>>724712151
Is there any major city in the world that isn't absolutely infested with homeless junkies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8mIPhfrMug
Anonymous No.724712296 [Report]
>>724708273 (OP)
Unleash the Avatar soon
Anonymous No.724712305 [Report] >>724712576
>>724709907
>if you don't know everything about the UK, you're retarded
Very arrogant position, desu. Scotland should be grateful the rest of the world occasionally acknowledges its existence, nobody gives Brittany or Naples or any of the other euro regions the same consideration
Anonymous No.724712317 [Report]
>>724712274
3 actually, /int/ and /bant/.
Anonymous No.724712346 [Report]
Landlords super is the most british game i know (its terrible gameplay imo, but funny with great music)
But tbf nowadays what is even interesting about england? their culture is just consequences of going ham with conolialisation, there isnt alot left.
Anonymous No.724712429 [Report]
>>724709567
it is
Anonymous No.724712431 [Report]
>>724712280
tokyo. probably some central european ones too.
Anonymous No.724712458 [Report]
>>724712274
>ugh, you posted in wrong subreddit
shut the fuck up you no fun allowed cunt
Anonymous No.724712576 [Report]
>>724712305
To be fair if you think Brittany or Naples are islands then you're also retarded.
Anonymous No.724712591 [Report]
>>724712274
Theres an entire desert for you to live in