Thread 724721805

Never ever steamies ;))

>>724721805 (OP)
yeah i believe you, studio's closing soon

oh no ;((

>>724721805 (OP)
I wont even pirate this shit

control was so bad im not even going to chance this

>release game on epic
>studio bankrupts
KEKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>724721805 (OP)
Steambros our response?

>slow walking sim where a black woman narrates at you

Dropped this shit in an hour. Thankfully pirating is free.

>>724722694
Fuckity bye.. The less copy this shit sells, the better.

>>724721805 (OP)
This one is I find really strange because I doubt they signed a life-team agreement with Epic.

>>724723940
They couldn't justify the 0 player count on steamcharts for their investors.

>>724721805 (OP)
This thread is full of tourists. Go back to /pol/.

>>724722665
AW2 was profitable. Their biggest flop of all time released on Steam btw. :)

>>724721805 (OP)
lol, thank god

>>724724132
you say as if it's steam's fault lmao

>>724724120
>Go back to /pol/.
Nobody actually talked about any politics so far. People just shit on an extremely boring and lame corporate product.

>>724721805 (OP)
Best game of all time and I am not being ironic

>>724721805 (OP)
that's okay, i didn't much care for it either way
>game is mostly about Saga and her connections
>Alan is a backdrop in his own game
>Saga gets more screentime, playtime, weapons, gadgets, gimmicks, boss fights and actual puzzles
>Alan gets generic shadow dudes and FOLLOW DA YELLOW LINE puzzles, he gets less weapons, less gadgets, less upgrades, less and worse gimmicks that are wastes of time with 0 brain power required, no puzzles, and barely any gametime
and then they fucking DELAYED THE REAL ENDING to be shoved into DLC's, only to not continue anything, to not answer anything and to not get closure on anything

>>724723875
Can someone explain to me why people post clips of that performance as if it's something bad? It's one of the best parts of the game.

>>724721805 (OP)
Not even worth pirating a game where the main character has less screentime than the woman that used to be white but got race-swapped...only for that same woman to appear in another game of theirs but in her form that was in the 1st game (AKA: white blonde).
>>724724132
It didn't sell well and now Remedy has financial problems.

>>724721805 (OP)
One of my favorite games of the past few years.
I hate Epic launcher btw.
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>>724722474
yeah, it's like 100 gb for what, a 10 hour game? laughable

>>724723875
>>724724408
Since Wake wrote this shit, I'm assuming he can't dance and that explains the goofy dancing?

>>724729512
You know what explains this unstoppable cut scene that goes on for way too long and you don't have any option to skip it?
They tried to rip off the faggiest scene in marvel history. They couldn't even be bothered to come up with their own lame and gay bullshit.