Thread 724722561

hot take: nintendo derangement syndrome is actually the result of millennial manchildren that refuse to grow up
>games too expensive = no more mommy and daddy to buy it for me and that pisses me off
>the old games were better = nostalgia goggles
>Nintendo was my friend now they are not anymore = again nostalgia goggles
>this game is catering to children = I am not a child anymore and I am unsuccessfully chasing the same emotions I got as a child when opening a new game as a grown ass man

god just shut the fuck up

>>724722670
why are you being so rude to god?

>>724722561 (OP)
>millennial manchildren that refuse to grow up
So it's /v/'s fault?

sorry nigger but im still not buying a switch / switch 2. develop a good game.

>>724722561 (OP)
I tried to play Wind Waker on Nintendo's emulator, and the input lag is shockingly bad compared to original hardware on a CRT. It's to the point that I won't even bother playing GameCube on Switch 2 despite having the subscription. Anyways, I barely played any original Switch games, so recommend me some shit to buy with Nintendo Switch Game Vouchers before they go the way of the dodo in 3 months.

>>724722561 (OP)
/v/ isn't your blog.

>>724722561 (OP)
>nintendo derangement syndrome
fake term pushed by tendies so they can keep playing the perpetual victim even though everyone outside their hugbox can see they're the ones who antagonize everyone

>>724722561 (OP)
That's not a hot take as much as it's completely fucking obvious. It's always been foxes and grapes, always

>>724722561 (OP)
It's funny because it's true. I've seen these grown ass people bitch about how current nintendo doesn't have that "nintendo magic", like no shit you don't feel that 'magic' you're not a child anymore lol

>>724725602
mindless seething is not criticism btw

>>724722561 (OP)
millennial derangement syndrome

Nintendo was never really all that good and people have a way rosier opinion of them because the gamecube was the "definitive" way to emulate 6th gen games (including multiplats) for over a decade and the VAST VAST over representation of nintendo fags in janny and curation positions of various sites online.
>Muhstalgia
People can make objective observations about media that hasn't changed since its release.

>>724724294
>mommy and daddys car
Proving OPs point

>>724722561 (OP)
>N64 fandom pisses off snoys for years despite it selling way less than the PS1
>now GCN fandom pisses off Switchfags despite it selling way less than the Switch

>>724727021
>I am not mad, u are mad
daring today, aren't we?

>>724727296
are we really going to pretend that switchfags don't constantly piss and whine about the gamecube and its fans

>>724727459
That wouldn't be pretending

>>724727718
it's rich to claim that when the fucking OP does that very thing

>>724727459
I think it's just one schizo

Tendies have somehow managed to become worse than Snoys ever were. I wish nothing but pain upon all of them

>>724727794
No he isn't

>>724727905
>Tendies have somehow managed to become worse than Snoys ever were. I wish nothing but pain upon all of them

>>724722561 (OP)
Half of it is YouTubers seeing their Nintendo hate porn from Sony nigger viewers is working in the short term. Nintendo has had plenty of missteps recently, but it’s being way overblown.

>>724725602
Derangement is the perfect way to describe the overblown outrage. Sounds like you’re a NDS sufferer.

>>724728960
any criticism of Nintendo is a conspiracy to you dumbfucks

>>724729058
I literally just said Nintendo had plenty of missteps, which is an obvious criticism. I’m not surprised Nintendo haters lack reading comprehension skills and have a room temperature IQ. Such is the way of the turd worlder.

>>724729340
>I literally just said Nintendo had plenty of missteps,
And you handwaved it with a nebulous "way overblown".

>>724726841
i did not take this picture

>>724722561 (OP)
>games too expensive = no more mommy and daddy to buy it for me and that pisses me off
Tendies are literally the only fanbase not crying about game prices because their mommies still pay for their toys tho

>>724722561 (OP)
This, you should bend over and let corporations fuck you and rape your wallet purely for greed, that's the mature adult thing to do. Just let people walk all over you, bro.

>>724722561 (OP)
Nintendo manchildren are literally the Disney adults of the vidya world

>>724722561 (OP)
Imagine spending all this fucking time on mental gymnastics to imply people are assmad about playing the 10th iteration of bing bang wahoo rather than people are simply over the same flavor of Italian mustache rides. Get a fucking grip.

>>724722561 (OP)
>actually bragging about swallowing $70-80 games right after Xbox and Playstation took such a huge setback from $70 games this generation that they became third-parties
brand loyalty and sales figures are the only things that matter to modern ninteniggers

>>724722561 (OP)
Based. But at the same time I really don't care about Nintendo. I've always been a Sony and PC dude.

>Be me
>Latinx kid
>Have a 3ds
>Actually enjoy a lot of games on it
>Had pokemon y, super smash bros, and omega ruby
>Consider myself a closet Nintendo fan
>Suddenly
>Lose my game collection (idk htf it happened)
>All my saves......gone now
>Hack 3ds
>Brother takes it anyway
>Now the 3ds is gone completely because he sold it
>Basically the same story for all other Nintendo systems
>Xbox is even worse

I've been able to keep my PlayStation and steam account so I just stuck with them now to the point I have a pretty big PS5 library and steam deck to boot. I'll probably get a switch 3 OLED alongside the pokemon y remake and see how my attempt to reintegrate myself into the Nintendo ecosystem works.
Here's what I'm interested in atm
>Next gen smash bros
>Donkey Kong bananza
>Mario Odyssey and next gen Mario
>Metroid
>Mario RPG
>Uh.....
I don't know what else I would buy if I got my switch 3 but I am open to recommendations.

>>724722561 (OP)
Do all those novelty classic controllers for the switch work on the switch 2?

>>724729824
Unironically yes, that's how 99% of people on earth earn a living, only a manchild incel neet would think he's above it because he got his geriatric parents still sheltering him from the real world. Life is a struggle for almost everyone, you'll learn when you finally get out of your bedroom.

>>724722561 (OP)
I hate Nintendo fans because they let their love for Nintendo get in the way of them utilizing their power as consumers to force companies into more advantageous situations for the players.
Nintendo is at their best when they are coming out of a desperate situation, and while no longer in survival mode still have the memory of that hunger to keep them going full bore.
However such a state can last and once they feel secure again they start getting sloppy and greedy which is them here at the start of the Switch 2.
Meaning that if you want Nintendo to be the best it can be as often as it can, now is the time to add on the pressure and get them panicking which Nintendo fans refuse to do.

>>724722561 (OP)
no it's just seething because nintendo games are unapologetically fun

>>724730582
>being a Nintendo fan SHOULD be suffering
you heard it here first, people

>>724730727
I said life is struggle, not that it's suffering, and it wasn't about Nintendo but in general about your attitude as a sheltered neet that thinks he should get everything for free from others as if everyone is their parents.

>>724730852
so you're just upset about some people having standards and not thoughtlessly indulging with no regard for price tags or value, got it

all glory to Brand, after all

>>724731052
>tries to put some sense into the manchild
>NINTENDO BAD! MOUSTACHE MAN BAD!
deranged

>>724730230
yes

Reminder that the only objective measure of the quality of a console's fanbase is the ratio of software sales to hardware sales. The average N64chad owns 12 video games for his video game console. The average PS2pleb owns .74 video games for his entertainment platform.

>>724730582
>Purchasing a product with your hard-earned money entitles the seller to act as if they were your employer
You are a NEET.

>>724731180
>manchild is when NOT buying new Nintendo products
man you're REALLY making some weird arguments, first saying that being a Nintendo fan should be a struggle and now this, you're so nutty anon

>>724722561 (OP)
I just don't care about Nintendo. I hope they do well, but they won't and it doesn't bother me any because of their good games are free anyway.

>>724731348
>>724731330
you're a NEET, you're not buying anything anyway. I was giving you more general life advice, but if you don't listen to your poor parents, obviously you're not going to listen to some Chad stranger like me.

>>724731505
you're not giving general live advice, you're throwing temper tantrums cloaked in smug superiority because you saw someone say "boo" to your most favoritest corporation

>>724731607
>projecting
sad!

>>724727905
This is the most terminally online thing I've ever read
>>724723135
kek
>>724722561 (OP)
Gamers are a peculiar crowd. Economic conditions are coming crashing down around them, and so they use the little privilege they have remaining to escape into a virtual reality. They then lash out when the economy enshittifies even this virtual reality, as it must enshittify all things it has created.
Gamers cannot run from reality forever.

>>724729580
Yeah it is overblown. Every little thing is blown out of proportion, and only diminishes the legitimate complaints.