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Anonymous No.724725557 [Report] >>724726486 >>724728927 >>724730326 >>724733561 >>724743459
Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven
Have you prepared your cult for winter?
Anonymous No.724726216 [Report] >>724732550
My penis is ready.
Anonymous No.724726486 [Report] >>724727095 >>724743382 >>724743596
>>724725557 (OP)
not really interested
Its a genuine scat fetishist game, wherein they improved mediocre sales numbers by teasing a "sex update" on Twitter.
The content is substandard for the genre(s) it exists within.
Anonymous No.724727095 [Report] >>724727190 >>724728426 >>724746503
>>724726486
>game makes one poop joke
>/v/ seethes forever about it
Anonymous No.724727190 [Report]
>>724727095
>>game makes one poop joke
>>/v/ seethes forever about it

well duh
Anonymous No.724728426 [Report]
>>724727095
Most games never make a single such joke, so yeah, pretty blatant.
Anonymous No.724728927 [Report] >>724729005
>>724725557 (OP)
I have an absurdly massive stash of goods and money, I love this game
Anonymous No.724729005 [Report]
>>724728927
I want to have sex with this thing.
Anonymous No.724730326 [Report] >>724731141
>>724725557 (OP)
sex with lamb (female)
Anonymous No.724731141 [Report]
>>724730326
But she uses the crown to grow a penis.
Anonymous No.724732550 [Report]
>>724726216
Anonymous No.724733561 [Report] >>724734149
>>724725557 (OP)
Yes, I loved cult of the lamb, even got the Platinum trophy when it was a buggy mess and almost unplayable in certain areas.
Anonymous No.724734149 [Report] >>724734929 >>724735792
>>724733561
I never experienced any bugs, though I heard the Switch version was kind of shitty.
Anonymous No.724734296 [Report] >>724734882 >>724735854 >>724737121
Came to a point where the game always crashed
Anonymous No.724734882 [Report]
>>724734296
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.724734929 [Report] >>724734974
>>724734149
It was when they updated the game back in 2024. Some areas would crash out if you took more than 4 minutes.
Anonymous No.724734974 [Report] >>724735405
>>724734929
>crash out
Ok zoomer
Anonymous No.724735405 [Report] >>724735706
>>724734974
>zoomer
What? The game would crash in certain areas, but if you were really fast you could still do it.
Anonymous No.724735469 [Report]
I want more stuff to do in the village.
Anonymous No.724735706 [Report]
>>724735405
It's a joke, man. Zoomers like to say they are "crashing out" when they get mad.
Anonymous No.724735792 [Report]
>>724734149
Switch version was very rough when it launched, it doesn't really have any issues anymore
Anonymous No.724735854 [Report]
>>724734296
this happened to me when I played a pirated version. Built in DRM
Anonymous No.724735942 [Report] >>724736881 >>724739853 >>724743232 >>724744105
Alright, which fleece are you running?
Anonymous No.724736881 [Report]
>>724735942
Naked, always.
Anonymous No.724736963 [Report] >>724737628
The Lamb is proof that a design can be both simple but also good and fuckable
Anonymous No.724737121 [Report]
>>724734296
How many cultists do you have?
Anonymous No.724737628 [Report] >>724737845
>>724736963
Yup, she's perfect.
Anonymous No.724737845 [Report] >>724738537
>>724737628
A delicious demonic slut
Anonymous No.724738537 [Report]
>>724737845
Anonymous No.724739484 [Report]
I made this god into my bitch.
Anonymous No.724739661 [Report] >>724740781 >>724742025
Lamb is male and he has a pair of fat, saggy, sweaty balls
Anonymous No.724739853 [Report] >>724740414
>>724735942
Always use fleece of the fates
Anonymous No.724740414 [Report]
>>724739853
It's definitely the most reliable one.
Anonymous No.724740781 [Report]
>>724739661
Lamb is female and has perfectly normal sized clean balls.
Anonymous No.724742025 [Report]
>>724739661
Gay
Anonymous No.724743232 [Report]
>>724735942
Berserker, all or nothing.
Anonymous No.724743382 [Report] >>724743435
>>724726486
I didn't know about the scat shit, but I do remember them making some sort of LGBTBBQ tweet that was hilarious because it implied homos are allies of Satan. I also know it was financed by the Canadian government for some reason.

If this was released years ago I'd think nothing of it but it feels subversive in nature.
Anonymous No.724743435 [Report] >>724743469
>>724743382
>If this was released years ago
It was released years ago...
Anonymous No.724743459 [Report]
>>724725557 (OP)
How GOOD is the dungeon crawling? Are bosses hard with 8 moves per boss?
Anonymous No.724743469 [Report]
>>724743435
You know what I mean faggot, pre culture war bullshit.
Anonymous No.724743541 [Report]
I was immensely disappointed when I discovered this game's simulation aspect is limited to where you put buildings down. I was hoping for a lot more
Anonymous No.724743596 [Report] >>724744018 >>724744031
>>724726486
Anonymous No.724744018 [Report]
>>724743596
See that's just funny.
Anonymous No.724744031 [Report]
>>724743596
I should be able to force one of my villagers to eat this
Anonymous No.724744105 [Report] >>724744302
>>724735942
YEEHAW
Anonymous No.724744302 [Report]
>>724744105
Anonymous No.724745792 [Report]
I wish the multiplayer was online.
Anonymous No.724746503 [Report] >>724746812
>>724727095
it isn't a joke, the lead artist was involved with genuine scat fetish artwork. But go ahead and celebrate a low quality game because it includes shit eating.
Anonymous No.724746812 [Report]
>>724746503
>making up stuff
Sad