Thread 724734221

Alright Otacon, I'll start sneaking to page 10. Hopefully nothing goes wrong. See you in the archives.

>>724734221 (OP)
??
Whose shitposts are these?

>>724734221 (OP)
Where the brick wall, solid retard?

>>724734285
Must have been /pol/ crossposting again...

?? What was that thread?

>>724734285
Annoying how they keep posting threads without any pictures it's not even vidya related

An off-topic thread! I must report this immediately.

Janny, this is anon. I found a of

>>724734780
Anon? Anon??

Nothing to report...

>>724734221 (OP)
THIS IS PEQUOD
ARRIVING SHORTLY AT LZ

>>724734848
...HQ to all units — patrol lost contact. Send a team to investigate.

Not so fast, you'll never make it to Page 10, Anonymous Snake. Not while I still shitpost.

Snake, listen to me! The guy you’re about to face... they call him The Namefag. He used to be just another anonymous poster on 4chan, one of the countless voices in the void. But something changed. He started signing his posts... attaching his name to everything he wrote. That might not sound dangerous, but in that culture, Snake, it’s suicide. The others turned on him. Years of ridicule, doxxing, and humiliation. It twisted him. Now he’s obsessed with identity itself. He can see who you are before you even post. If he unmasks you, Snake, the mods are going to find you, and then it’s over.

ZzZzzzZzzZZZzzzzzZZZzZZzZzzzz.......

>>724736006
The Namefag, huh? And what can I do?

Big Boss and Otacon never met.

>>724736081
The Namefag has a huge weakness: filters! If you configure your filter properly, you can completely block his posts. Do this and you should be able to pass through cleanly.

>>724734221 (OP)
Snake you should be in this boat! There'd be no shitposts if it wasn't for your precious thread!

>>724736123
this is Anonymous Snake thoughbeit

>>724736243
Huey did nothing wrong.

>>724736006
>>724736081
>>724736185
Snake, I have found you... On the first page of /v/! As long as I am here, you will never reach the archives... Do you remember Snake? The punches you used to give on the battlefield? Now we can fight as warriors! Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!

>>724734221 (OP)
wow, that's amazing. How'd you post without a picture?

>>724736529
>no pic
Who are you?

Why are you late with your replies?? What's going on?? Funposting in strut /v/ has ceased. Carry out a catalog refresh immediately.

>>724736006
>>724736081
>>724736123
Snake, I have found you... On the first page of /v/! As long as I am here, you will never reach the archives... Do you remember Snake? The punches you used to give on the battlefield? Now we can fight as warriors! Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!

I too am in this episode

ENJOY YOUR AI ANIME WAIFUS WHILE YOU STILL CAN RAIDEN

>>724736586
>Huey, I... am on the boat
>nani?!

>>724737334
>I, too, am in this boat

>>724736624
whoops, updated post:>>724736751

Nathing here

>>724736751
>a cornered BOT is more DANGEROUS than a SHITPOST!

KUWABARA KUWABARA

Huh? What was that noise?!

Thread created by Hideo Kojima
Meme idea thought of by Hideo Kojima
OP Picture designed by Hideo Kojima
Every reply in the thread by Hideo Kojima
Guest Starring the SKULLS Parasite Unit

>>724734221 (OP)
NO
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

>>724739010
kek

>>724739010
Kek

>page 9
not so fast

Reply to this post so Snake will never win

How'd OP make a thread with no image?

>>724742192
because OP is Snake and has the help of otacon

>>724734221 (OP)
!

Come home, soldier. Time to replay Metal Gear Rising.

SNAKE? SNAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!

>Six replies.
>More than enough to bump any thread that's saged.

What do you guys think of mgs delta

>>724743031
what?

>>724743031
>>724743362
You replied to your own post, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do. But testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of shitposting wasn't very smart. You were asking to have the jannies issue you a warning.

>>724743621
why are you such a faggot?

>>724743747
Besides, I don't think you're cut out for samefagging in the first place. You tend to throw random insults to ragebait the other anon. That's more of a chud technique.

>>724743815
YOU FILTHY REDDITOR

you will forget everything reddit taught you
attaching an image...gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

>>724743815
I like discuss vidya and shitpost about vidya, not much else on this board.

>>724743990
kek, that's... pretty good.

WE'RE NOT JUST ANONYMOUS POSTS ON A BOARD

WE'RE AN ARMY OF ANONYMOUS

EVERYONE'S THE SAME HERE...

... UNTIL THEY POST

>>724744006
>I like discuss
I like TO discuss, sowwy

Even if a thread dies, the shitposts will live on in thte archive. That's our legacy, Snake.

>>724734221 (OP)
Not on my watch, brother!

Snake, if you need any help, you can trust me....

NOOOOO. I WONT LET YOU BIG BOSS

Huh!?
What's that clapping sound?

>>724745193
Whose nut is that??

>>724734780
Otacon! What happened to Google images!? It's mostly webps and pngs aren't even transparent!

Why is MGS so gay?
There's even a golden shower scene.

>>724745561
it's just (you)

SOLID SNEED SIMULATION

kaz we need more child soldiers we are runing low on food.

>>724746758
whyd you kill a child, snake?

>>724734221 (OP)
Fix the /v/ The Musical Neocities, fuckboys.

>>724747249
THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST, BOSS

>>724735118
>Snake Eater playing in the distance

>>724747664
for me, its Rise of the Valkyries

>>724747249
would you be happy if he had a good reason

>>724743293
Mostly unnecessary but alright

>>724748058
I like both versions even if delta doesnt need to exist

Brother, I will never let you succeed

you forget about THE ARCHIVE...

>>724742129
Sure thing boss

Wait... where the fuck am I?

>>724741328
>page 1
that's more like it

>>724745403
Legitimately, why the fuck is webp a thing?
>Lossless
>Also it's automatically compressed so it's lower quality to begin with
What fucking boardroom dicksniffer decided "just make png but better" and was happy with it just being worse?

>OoOoHhHh but it uses less data for our webpage
NIGGASUARAUX REX you made AI which added a 102% workload to your servers, so don't tell me it's about data!

>>724750956
Youll have to ask otacon

>>724751471
Otacon, why is google full of shit and killing my damn internet?

>>724751690
Its because Google is shit, Snake.

>>724734221 (OP)
Big Boss never met Otacon

>>724734221 (OP)
>In-character as Solid Snake
>Posts picture of Big Boss
Why am I the only one who noticed this?

>>724752481
I did too, Im just ignoring it

>>724752481
Everyone knows this, we're just not autistic enough to let that ruin the fun of the thread

>>724749567
Winback was better than MGS1

Super Baby Method?

>ANOOOOOOOON!
>I said my posts were used for justice
>Not used for bait
>Not used to shitpost
>But now... now I'm not so sure
>And besides...
>This... isn't my IP

It's funny how MGS threads always have way more quality than anything else on the board

I... AM SNAKE!

>>724756107
Chicken Jockey?

>>724756107
What?

is the mgs collection worth picking up on switch? i've only played mgsv nad revengence and didn't beat either

I spent HOURS of my life shooting uh... Kerotans

>>724757103
You dirty whore! I've had enough kisses from you!

>>724734221 (OP)
Foxhunt is weird. Why does it take like 12 headshots to kill a player? Was MGO like that?

>>724756107
>WITH CQC I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
>FROM HERE TO TIANANMEN SQUARE

>>724734221 (OP)
I look like this

>>724734285
fpbp

>>724734221 (OP)
Why did you post an empty image?

>>724759396
post a pic of yerself then

>>724753905
I mean, I love WinBack, it was my #1 rental, but there's no way you genuinely believe it's a better game.

>but that thread had a reply count of about 550 posts!
>it would take about 130 unique ids to go over that bump limit…
>LOOK OUT ANON! The guys who reset their routers are in there with you!

>>724761616
Revolver Kitty Kat

>>724754549
You're not a shitposter...

You're a sharty teen!

>>724763678
the worst kind...

>>724739291
>>724740060
Who are you talking about?

Anons... I did it... I made my first youtube video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQaw40d_j4

bump... I wont let you succeed

>>724736185
configure my filter properly?

>>724766174
It's too late Snake! You'll have to fight me, just like we used to!

>it's been 10 hours and he hasn't completed his mission

Will we win?