Thread 724739075

Is there a game where I can play with a doll? no kiddie stuff

If it pleases you.

>>724739075 (OP)
Every game, technically.

>>724739075 (OP)
Is that a fuck doll...?

>>724740365
Holy shit
It's cardcaptor!

>>724739075 (OP)
if sakura was real i would be in jail

>>724739075 (OP)
Sakura has green eyes not brown.

>>724739075 (OP)
>no kiddie stuff
>posts kid doll
????

>>724744456
Beans. Are they smooth like stone?

HL2

>>724746450
Soft as fuck if
>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/status/1945002072207712565
is any indication.

>>724746450
>>724748228
Fuck, wrong link
>xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/status/1940955584536408499

>>724748614
this was one of the few moments where vinny got scared on stream

>>724739075 (OP)
Lies of P DLC

>>724748317
God damn. I still haven't assembled my 808, but now I regret not getting this fuckable water sexdog instead. I hope they make a lot more sales and designs.

>>724749171
Well, they revised their vaporeon design and launched a Snyvel statue very recently, so they are chugging along.
Also, this
>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonOS/status/1982698357316599938

test please ignore

>>724751994
Ignored.

>>724739075 (OP)
Unironically too realistic. This would literally bother me to even think about having this in my house. It makes the pre-occupation way too real and grounded, there's nothing cutesy memes can do to soften this literal monument to pedophilia.

>>724739075 (OP)
Stellar Blade, a hot af doll

>>724739075 (OP)
Busou Shinki, good luck finding torrents for the PSP game.

>>724749314
Hope it's in a pronebone or just another mating press position.

>>724753209
You can reposition those things. They have a skeleton inside the model.

>>724753379
Oh okay very neat. What's your take on the cookie? Aesthetically it does nothing for me, but im not against it if feels better with cushion around the base.

>$1,850
WTF
https://mlwdoll.com/product/silicone-doll-108aa-koko/

>>724753621
Yeah, doesn't look great but I'd get that one since it looks soft as hell.
Some anon is waiting for his to be delivered since those take upwards of 6 months to be shipped sometimes.

>>724753738
I'll look out for the review.

>>724744456
I just saw they're working on an Eevee version of this doll, they better not cuck out and age her up.

>>724754118
Eevee is perfect for that body model they are using. Just put a big old cute head and the fluff and you are golden.

>>724755061
They need to get the head:body proportions just right or else it's going to feel wrong.

>>724755865
fuckin creepy

>>724759007
Bro these are just the SFW ones you have no idea how creepy they look when actually in sex dolls.

>>724761972
I think that IS a sex doll. I remember the video where this tech was showcased, and it's by a guy who collects TPE/Silicone anime dolls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw1G7ztuP5c

I think that stuff looks off either way, but I'm against AI being integrated in to dolls in general. I haven't seen anything good come out of it and I want some tech not hooked up to the surveillance networks.

>>724762292
anime sexdolls don't look that off anymore doe

>>724755865
id assume the camera doesnt catch the proper colors and the eyelids skin do match the silicone in person

>>724762630
>*leaves an antibiotic-resistant biofilm on you're dick*

>>724763512
qrd???

>>724762630
I meant the eyes.
I have some anime dolls myself, since I like the idea of having a full sized anime girl. I figured that if I'm going to spend money on anime stuff, I should be able to actually live the fantasy of hugging my waifu rather than just imagining it.

>>724753651
Does this doll come with a paper bag?

>>724753651
would customs intercept this shit?

>>724763538
NTA but the safety of masturbators is completely unstudied in the already halfwit field of urology, which pretty much is procedure oriented instead of having preventive scope.

The facts are: MDR unkillable e.coli now roams the general population thanks to antibiotic misuse in both medicine and industrial veterinary. You find MDR e.coli in your poop, and when it enters the uthethra, for example from bad hygiene, touching your dick while pooping, it stays there and only your body could kill it. The ocassional bacterium is not large enough dose to cause a permanent infection in most cases, but using your onahole means you sow biofilm bacteria that will feed on the skin debris you leave in the ona and thus create large enough colonies to set an unkillable infection, which you will end up dying of.

Do harmful, and specially MDR gut bacteria actually thrive in used onas? Nobody knows. Would regular soap be enough to flush them? Who knows. Would clorhexidine wipe them out or would it only create a god-resistant strain? Who knows. Since there is no market for onas and only weirdos use them, it's not in the interest of drug companies to investigate the niche.

>>724764154
If you live in a first world country, 100%. You need to get rid of a vagina hole to pass that shit.

>>724764221
Moreover, People, and I personally, have gotten symptoms of prostatitis from the practice of gooning. Not clear if concurrent ona use played a factor, or a long gooning session with multiple orgasm interruptions caused neurologic/connective tissue damage in me that time. The matter of fact is, masturbatory practices by anons come with a risk of infections and pelvic system damage, which range from peyronie's disease, erectile dysfunction to chronic pelvic pain of unknown cause. Whether the details of practice or the use of masturbators are the cause is not known. Neither is known in case of infection whether the infection should be treated aggresively or monitored expectantly.

>>724764221
>>724764507
Gnarly shit
Self cleaning robopussy when?

>>724764221
>>724764507
Good to see another horror story in addition to the issue of mold and the possibility of puncturing a hole in your doll that exposes the skeleton, resulting in the doll rotting from within.

These things can be a hygienic nightmare, especially since TPE is porous. Still like mine, though I always try to be careful when using it.

>>724741996
Lots of anime characters have European features not commonly associated with Asians.

>>724765307
>>724765194

>>724765194
>>724765307

>>724764221
Are you a urologist doctor?
My balls get intermittent sore pains sometimes, this kinda always happened randomly and rarely in life and I thought it was normal then it happened somewhat more often, like it happened in may and it really hurt and then in June and July it happened and it was very painful for over and hour and a half each time, I had to do my best to just fall asleep to it. Thought it doesn't hurt too much if I don't move Was fine when I woke up but that was a relatively long time. Happened again a little bit recently but it was like 5 minutes of mild sore feeling t, like what usually happens
I looked it up and apparently it might be intermittent testicular torsion? But they said that isn't something that can be diagnosed unless it's caught in the act.
It also doesn't hurt as much as I imagine testicular torison hurts. I don't know

Maybe my original thought was right and it's normal for your balls to just randomly get painfully tender and sore feeling.

>>724765538
You may have varicocele if it happens only in one side, there is a stuff called testicular apendix torsion which is the torsion of some vestigial tube which is painful but only happens one time and is self limited. Testicular torsion itself is an infarction of the testicle and you can kiss it goodbye and be at risk of dying from gangrene if you let it pass, then again it does feel like you're gonna lose a limb.

Sometimes there's pelvic pains urologiats don't give a shit about and your case sounds like one. The urogenital aparatus is extremely complex, the sacral plexus makes it so one tiny shit may cause pain all over the region and pains with no aparent source or localization.

A couple of times I've got sharp pulses of pain just from scratching my balls, sharp enough to jump out of the chair, and they meant nothing. The two times i've got "prostatitis" symptoms i've had pain move from my anus to pelvic area, to one side inguinal, to the other side inguinal, to one testicle, to the other testicle etc. Most recent one leaves me with pain in my right cavernous that only appears after strong erections, but doesn't worsen with pressure or touch or moving, or stroking or any intuitive localization technique. Probably some fiber around urethra gets irritated, nobody knows, nobody can study it, nobody cares really.

I'm a doctor who switched careers. Now I goon my days away.

>>724753651
This got a lot cheaper. They used to be about 6k

>>724763512
>he wants to fuck them
Does anyone just want one because you'll never have a daughteru anyway and maniquin shenanigans and AI is about as good as it's going to get?

>>724766651
Sex is bonding
The greatest bonding even

>>724766651
Yes, though I have a bit more hope about my prospects of reproducing.
Having something small, cute, and human shaped to hold and cuddle really did wonders for my stress management. Even without the sex function, I'd still think it was worth the price of admission. Paying more than $500+ a girl hugs may not sound great, but I think it was better than having touch starvation erode my mind further.

>>724739075 (OP)
i fucking hate japs

>>724767042
>Paying more than $500+ to give a girl hugs may not sound great
Excuse my typo.

>>724762630
this looks great

>>724765436
Sex!

>>724764931
What part of yurope does green hair and purple eyes come from?
>WE WUZ ANIMAY N SHEIIIIT
>Muhfuhggin lutefisk 'n' lager 'n' sheiit y'gnaw'm'sayin'?

I really want a Flan doll...

>>724766058
Cool. To be fair it is very localized to my balls. Not just one side either. It's like the van deferens or whatever it's called hurts..
That aside, I think I have that pelvic issue you're talking about, since it hurts for a couple weeks now, but it does radiate to my back I thought it was my lower back at first. Don't ask how I know it's internal and not my back

Oh well, hopefully these issues kill me instead of just cause pain

>Both AI robots and anime doll technology are advancing at an alarming rate.
Brehs... I think it's almost time...

>>724767982
>AI LLM text to speech reacts to the genital and body sensors put throughout a simple silicone doll
>have a speech program that perfectly mimicks anyone you want
Bruhs... I'm just going to stick to an onahole but it's happening.

>>724767982
I legitimately hate AI as it exists and would rather just play pretend.
Well made dolls are cool, though.

>>724768165
That reminds me of some furry who made an attachment for the HTC Vive controller that practically had space age tier technology that could perfectly measure the depth of your dick penetration. It also had sensors that could measure the thickness of the girth and distension of the canal, all so you could fuck VRchat models with mo caped genitals.

>>724764221
You're retarded, MDR strains are still largely confined to hospitals.

If you don't use any anti-bacterial products in your hole, sure, maybe you could leave some trace amounts inside, which would quickly die off with nothing to feed on. If you're using the same damp onahole daily for years, maybe UTIs would be a concern, but an MDR UTI? You've really got to get insanely unlucky for that.

>>724764253
You mean third world shithole. Because only a totalitarian shithole would care about plastic dolls.

>>724769832
Yeah like America, Britain, and Australia.

>>724772174
Way too high for my liking but very nice.

>>724772174
Can you tell me about this character?
Is she some gamer's OC? Is she a mascot for this game or what?

>>724772790
She's the mascot of /v/

>>724773074
That's Midna.

>>724772790
Koikatsu oc. I forget the artist. I always get waxreplica and shiga-something confused.

>>724773290
Anon, I... shishigaJ5 and wax are the same person...

>>724773430
Oh that's why haha.

>>724739075 (OP)
It's a 3d software called Blender.

>>724739075 (OP)
Nightreign. Now I will leave the thread, because it's scary.

>>724773598
What's so scary about dolls?

why does everyone on /v/ suddenly want child sex dolls?

>>724740365
That's... something.
Where the fuck are these even being made from?

>>724775791
>reddit cancer dog
Kill yourself, normalnigger tourist.

>>724767628
We are so close to being able to put a Touhou shell on a Boston Dynamics robot and install LLM software on it. And equip them with fireworks and make them fight each other until their clothes burn off.

>>724767628
>>724775921
Is this the dude who has like a fucking warehouse worth of these tohuo dolls?

>>724739075 (OP)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2416190/Ichimasan/
Here you play as a doll.

>>724775791
I stand proud

>>724775921
It's only a matter of time before the next Bad Apple video is some autist recreating it with autonomous Tohoubots.

>>724775921
Did the guy glue those fucking nails

>>724777216
Recreating touhou banjo finger powerhouse with two touhobots!

>>724777304
based

>>724739280
do the doll clothes count?

>>724739075 (OP)
The cardcaptor sakura I knew from my childhood seemed way more older than this doll, like sakura was running around doing shit that would break actual adult soldiers

>>724764221
>>724764507
Yeah doc but the self-cleaning masturbators come with their own problems, some worse than just unkillable bacteria.

>>724777647
She always looked a clueless little girl to me.

>>724777821
For a clueless little girl she does some extremely dangerous stuff and somehow gets away with it.

>>724777821
Remember that one scene where she was tricked into taking off her shoes before getting on the plane?

>>724777901
because she lives in 1990s japan not 2025 britain

>>724777901
She has her tricks, yes.
>>724777941
I love my dumb kaiju.

But fr tho, it's a perfectly legal and safe outlet with no victims.
The only reason to be against these dolls is in the case that you want to thought police and make certain sexual preferences illegal. Slippery slope.

>>724777821
>>724778152
erotic

Thoughts on my new AI story, I'm going to generate bros?

>>724780465
which app?

>>724748614
Actually a great pick.
You're protecting and rescuing a helpless doll who loves you while fending off multiple doll and non-doll monsters.
Incredible atmosphere, even if you didn't like the base game.

Than Furan looks too bratty

>>724781638
Nice teddy!
Nice Koishi too, she definitely looks like she like to cuddle!

Be warned, anons
I, right now, have a realistic life sized cunny doll under my bed compartment. I got it for like £1,200, and risked customs checks to get it.
Its been great, beside the weight, its so fucking heavy.

Thing is im due to move in with the gf soon, and I have no idea what to do with it.
I dont want to have to get rid of it, its so expensive and... well. realistic life sized little girl sex dolls come with two massive issues
One, theyre too good to lose
Two, how the FUCK are you supposed to get rid of it discreetly and also without someone finding it and thinking there was a murder kek

I got mine from catdoll, and, while I MAY have been able to explain away an anime design girl to the gf, something not very realistic and all, this catdoll looks like an actual human so, thats basically telling her its a pedo doll.

These things are great but you live in the risk of their burden in more ways than one, so really consider the future.

>>724781116
Sudowrite

how is this obvious pedo thread still up?

>>724773430
I hate how hard he makes it to find his stuff.

>>724783871
Just one of the many reasons I'd never get a more realistic looking one.
Overly stylized anime aesthetics all the way.
Contact an anon and have it pick it up by truck, I guess.
Give her a new home.

>>724784794
hmm, that may be a good point

would anyone want a LG doll thats been used, furiously, for several months
I mean, of course itd be cleaned but shes used goo-

oh wait, of course someone would be into that kek

>>724784875
Create an Ebay link with a dummy account and use that for contact or something.
Good luck anon.

>>724777901
As a kid I used to collect spiders, even black widows, now as a grown up I reflect back and think "I must have been a crazy kid"

>>724784794
>buying a used sexdoll

>>724785076
I'd never, but I'm sure some anons would, so it works for both parties.

>>724783871
>having a child sex doll
>in UK
>having a (presumably adult) GF too
>in UK
What the FUCK is wrong with you?

>>724783871
Drop gf lmao, it's not worth it.

>>724783871
>getting a GF
you ruined it for yourself

>>724781638
Absolutely demented

>>724783871
>I got mine from catdoll
link?

>>724783871
I think you bite the bullet and see if this gf is the one for you. You don't need to show her it or anything, but tell her the big padlocked box you're moving in with has a small sex doll inside and go from there. Just be honest with how you want to keep it private and are uncomfortable sharing much more about it, or getting rid of it. You're in some real shit though. Maybe she'll be into it. But really, just stuff it in a big locked box. I have one in my room along with a heap of bagged cash like its a degenerate treasure chest.

>>724785554
She's just happy.

Box Hako (is porn)

>>724783871
I really hope this post is real. I got my gf to play a certain German VN, saya no uta etc. etc. and she was fine with it. Busting out a life sized realistic doll like this would be a step too far even for her. This is one of those situations I wish I could be there to see it unfold.

>>724783871
I would just cut it up into chunks and throw it away slowly over a few weeks. Anyone who manages to see a bit from a bin bag will just think it's a regular sex doll.

You've got to be pretty nuts to risk actual jail time over that kind of shit in the first place, though.

>>724761972
NTA, but I also find it creepy for sole reason of the perma-painted eyelashes.

God I want to impregnate Flan and Remilia nonstop

>>724783871
Lock it up in a case and claim it's a time capsule you made to open in 20 years full of valuable, personal nostalgia. First, fill case with sentimental items and use a different lock. Show GF the insides by unlocking it and opening it. Relock it and give her the key you used. In private, empty it and refill it with doll and change the locks. Shove in closet and use it or admire it whenever. When she tries to open it, the box won't give. Say it's probably better the key stopped functioning to keep it safe from you or the kids. And you'll break it open when the time comes. Make sure the original items inside have no value outside of personal reasons.

>>724783871
>getting a gf
that's like your problem

>>724788329
Damn. You'd have to put a bowling ball or some such to account for the weight.

Don't understand the point of dolls when you can get cute plushies.

>>724789615
i don't want to rip a hole in it just to put a fleshlight in there

>>724789615
Why not both?

>>724783871
Just put it in a big box, wrap it in tape and say it's an old computer, nobody will open that

>>724789849
Because dolls are terribly expensive.

>>724791972
You can get a spooky mannequin style doll for like 70 bucks these days.

>>724792212
That's not very cute.

>>724792261
draw on it to make it look more cute

>>724792212
They make molds from real js models in japan. That's what you pay for

>>724792261
Just draw a face on it?

>>724791972
So are plushies once they get life sized.
I like my cuddly toys big so I was doomed to open up my wallet eventually.

>>724792261
How about now?

Pretty crazy that the mods are allowing a pedo thread despite the recent rampant cp spam that has been happening on this site.

>>724739075 (OP)
I went through a weird phase a few years ago where I wanted to watch dollfuckers. I thought it was extremely hot and I still do. If I jumped up a few social ladder steps I would definitely buy fuckdolls, the expensive kind.

3 years ago I discovered chatbots and I no longer care for weird porn now, though. All those weird needs are being fulfilled with something even more absurd and abstract now.

>>724792376
>>724792392
Why would I do that when I can get a cute plushie of a character I want to hug with face pre-attached for cheaper?

>>724792434
I want the ultra Giganto Miku.
She's $700.

>>724792593
Then fuck off back 2 reddit and never return? What's your problem, tourist?

Why does one keep the dolls when not in use? Do you just leave them standing inside a closet? Maybe a big person-sized locker?

>>724792796
Love me some Giga plushies!

>>724792895
positioned at their own gaming chair with your second computer you bought just for this purpose while you pretend they're player 2 in games where you can have bot companions

>>724789849
would

>>724793435
I would hug her so hard her head pops off.

>>724755865
the left one is too smug

>>724752938
i miss mecha musumes

>>724783871
>>724785247
yeah that anon might be stupid yeah

>>724777821
sakura is extremely dense.

>>724783871
remove gf

>>724792603
mega based chatbot enjoyer

>>724752938
>torrent
Just download the iso directly, moron.

has anyone ordered a custom from croissant yet? I want to hear how it is so I can order my wife.

>>724783871
If you get caught with it you're guaranteed to spend some time in prison for even having it. Even trying to get it past customs would have probably got you jail time in the UK if they bothered to open it and see what it was.

>>724783871
Post pics

>>724739781
I sure hope so.

>>724794771
wtf is wrong with the uk lmao

>>724785247
>>724794516
obviously, didnt have the gf when I got the doll
and also child dolls are legal to own in the UK, just not legal to purchase or import them, so, as long as you get it past customs, there is no issue with its existence.

>>724785707
im trying to find them, its just "catdoll" but, searching for them is just bringing up aliexpress and such. Weird, wonder if the site is purged or, its some online safety act bullshit

>>724786978
its real, picrel is the email exchange when I asked them if it is safe to ship to the UK, they put it through as a vacuum cleaner kek.

>>724795457
>g'day anon. You mind explaining how you use this uh
>vacuum cleaner

>>724795631
Well she does suck.

>>724795457
I wouldn't be so bold anon, it's the UK we're talking about. a judge could send you to jail because you committed "obscenity" or your actions are "against the royal family's values" or whatever bullshit charges

>>724795457
>>724795631
one of the things they did as a last resort, which was pretty funny, they slapped in a pair of silicone tits in the box on the chest so that, should it be opened, it should look like a regular sexdoll
kind of weird though, its like a 6~8yo girl with massive DD tits at that point.

Technically, now I think about it... I still have those tits under the bed too. I... dont know what to do with those other than give them to a local troon.
>>724794989
>>724785707
https://www.catdoll.jp/
apparently it was as easy as just fucking using a VPN kek
shes in there, they got some new ones and now I kind of want more, some QTs in there, but the prices are also much higher now, im seeing 300K chinkbux.

>>724783871
You have to get rid of it. There is zero chance you can keep it concealed from your gf. It will be found out and it will ruin your life. Bag it and throw it in some random construction dumpster at night

>>724796007
maybe, thats why im hesitant to bother keeping it. technically its ownership is legal but especially recently, the sentiment is absolutely shifted against folk like me, what with the epstein than AND all the paki rapists.
I just like the doll, not real people but, good look telling them that.
>>724796027
yeah im probably going to do what >>724787380 mentioned and cut it up first, the worry is if some faggot finds it, its going to be full of my DNA for... reasons.
I can imagine itd be easy to find as the UK are pretty anal about waste disposal, theres no tipping site that wont demand to know what it is, and flytipping just has too much risk of a random guy finding it and whatnot.

if I slice it into bits, its macabre, but its safer.
She weighs a fuckton too because of the metal skeleton.
I hate to waste the money, but honestly im too big for her anyway, its exhausting to use because of the weight AND she is so tight, its basically impossible to properly plap

>>724795457
>>724796008
Also, wouldn't taking photos of your doll be practically illegal under UK's laws? You gotta be careful with that
>received optional 'pailoli add-ons
You have your luck stat maxed out anon, I don't know how
>dont know what to do with those
Put them on the doll duh, or are they like a permanent thing that can't come off?

>>724753651
>>724739075 (OP)
You will swing, pedophile.

Why the fuck is a child sex doll advertisement thread being allowed in /v/

>>724796406
no theyre detached, they just put them in the box on the chest to make it look less like a literal child, just in case.

the issue with them is theres no way to stick them to the doll for oppailoli by themselves, id have to make a harness or whatnot. But id probably just end up buying an anime sexdoll for that from one of the other cunnydoll sites - if I didnt have the gf of course.

>>724796008
They made sure the doll had the breasts of consent. Good on them.

>>724796498
On the playground!

There was this anon on /biz/ or /b/ who had about fucking 10-20 sex dolls that he dressed up and put around house and he uses to rp with them.

One of those threads that i WISH i had screencapped

>>724796659
I've seen what he's talking about, they're those shitty gag gift things, no where near yaia tier. In fact no one sells a good pailoli doll.

>>724796008
Bold move, anon. Considering you're in the UK, you can definitely ruin your life if that thing is discovered.

>>724796770
what can I say, I was hungry for cunny and just so happened to find a site that supplied.
all worked out in the end!

>>724796008
Gonna give you the same advice /jp/'s /ona/ would give. Slit it up and put bits and pieces in your regular trash over the course of time. Sell the skeleton for scrap or recycle it.

>>724796008
>.jp
>makes you pay via aliexpress
definitely chinks pretending to be japanese

I'm too scared to buy one of these dolls these days, I bought one in 2016 but wouldn't risk it again. Plus they are too fucking heavy, it's all just your dick speaking to you because they professionally doctor all these photos and makeup, but the one you get never looks like the photos. I binned mine in under a month. Stuffed it in a trashcan, let the garbage dump deal with it.

pretty sure in the US there is some new law regarding dolls that Karens tried to push through too, not sure if it ever got passed

as for video games I think I will play some bf6 today

>>724796770
All you have to do is tell the police that you're Israeli and they'll give you a military escort to help you rape as many kids as you want

>>724797034
Thinly veiled serial killer thread

>>724789615
Plushies are cute, especially when they're handmade by a granny. I wish I had a cute child-sized doll of my little bagwife to "play" with.

>>724800110
cute

>>724800110
only the life-sized ones are great