Thread 724744079

Reminder that christianity is canon in Pokemon

>>724744079 (OP)
my thoughts arent christian

misty is so sexy

>>724744079 (OP)
Christianity is canon to everything.
Christ is King!

>>724744079 (OP)
It's genwun, anon. The canon had growing pains.

>>724744079 (OP)
Makes sense, it did cause a lot of nonces lusting after kids.

>>724744149
She is 12

>>724744194
then why is she naked on a pokemon card that sells for large sums of money

>>724744079 (OP)
holy hyperborea heil hitler

>>724744271
Because she's 12?

>>724744194
out of 10!

I'm sick of chuds also skinwalking as jesus loving tradcaths, you can;t have it both ways, Either you follow the teachings of christ, or you heil hitler stomp inferior races.

>>724744079 (OP)

Did Pokemon Universe Jesus evolve after getting nailed to a cross?

>>724744079 (OP)
Kind of wild they made the introduction of Gastly to be "invincible"

>>724746029
Pokemon made more sense when you frame it as many of them were deliberately designed to NOT be able to be tamed so easily. Ghastly wasn't something that your everyday trainer should have been walking around with like it was a Caterpie. Part of the reason why Sabrina was so special and so powerful as a gym leader was because she had so much control over her ghost type Pokemon.

>>724744079 (OP)
xmas is canon in japan

what's your point?

>>724744079 (OP)
Does Misty also hold up a cross in the Jap version?

Seen here fending off involuntary pregnancy from Palpatine's force ghost

>>724744079 (OP)
well yeah, religion was always a big element of the older games

It’s weird how in the 90’s Jap games always had Christian elements, the shows and other media as well. It seems like they passed some faggot law to incorporate false religion because it’s a national pastime, just like they demand censorship of porn because it helps their image and doesn’t reflect reality, that the only true religion is faith in the true living God

>>724744079 (OP)
but a pokemon actually created the universe..

>>724747162
>arceus son was crucified and died for our sins
lmao

>>724744915
Nazi's were 95% Christian btw.
Before Vatican II tolerance era, Christianity is about fighting evil and not sitting idly as bad people do evil things

Brock talks about Noah in season 1 as well (shipwreck episode)

>>724747323
Youre not fighting evil saying edgy memes on 4chan my dude

>>724746640
She actually holds up the cross in the japanese version. In the 4kids one she only points

>>724744194
a CHILD of what?

>>724747415
>Christianity and fighting evil
>Edgy
Wat?

>>724744079 (OP)
BUILT

>>724745328
I do this irl

>>724744147
phew i thought you were thinking of doing something with that child

>>724747556
that makes u gay

>>724745328
What game?

>>724745328
me in the middle

>>724744079 (OP)
You will never guess what wholesome hokage images this Anon posted to this thread

I promise you one 4chan's worth of PhD's there is nothing obscene or morbid in there

>>724747615
pokemon blacked/white

>>724747323
>fighting evil
yeah, like peasants while the elites continued to get away with it

>>724747646
Me in the corner.

Losing my religion (Christianity)

>>724745328
This was somebody's gf/wife at a Halloween party last night btw

>>724745328
EAGERLY waiting for his newest animation

>>724747679
My wife plays that game all the time

>>724747753
I remember my dad getting a wasp in his shirt and he started dancing like michael stipe to try and get it out

>>724747753
lol that song/band so shitty xD

>>724744079 (OP)
Since Pokemon's world basically has magical stuff in it and dark types, then where is the holy type huh?

>>724744079 (OP)
>Communist utopia without poverty
>Superstitious artifact has no affect on pokemon
Sounds about right

>>724747921
I was watching a cartoon when I was very young and a bee went straight to my eyes, kinda like that butterfly episode of spongebob. Now I'm 30 years old and have severe fear of insects but I don't play with arachnophobia mode on

>>724746029
i thought it was bullshit that tentacruel wasn't some sort of 500 ft tall kaiju in game, because that's how it's portrayed in the anime

>>724746264
sabrina trains psychic pokemon

>>724748103
you can't let your guard down ever around insects, that's how they get you

>>724747904
May or Toph?

>>724744271
Why you think?

>>724748282
I'm on nofap stop

>>724748282
Both. I'm looking for Toph less, the only part I care about is the rhinos' scenes

>>724748295
>The card's artwork features the Pokémon trainer Misty in a controversial, nude depiction, which led to it being banned or censored in international releases.
Wild times

>>724748381
>>724748282
This what girls are for

>look on roku for a pokemon channel
>airing diamond-pearl and sun-moon
>no original
dang there goes that sudden fleeting urge to watch the original series

>>724748295
>>724748470
in 6th grade we talked about this card like you could legit see her tits. legendary stuff

>>724744079 (OP)
>the 30 year old men masturbating to cartoons together thread
sad

>>724748565
But I'm older than 30.

>>724744194
out of 5

>>724748619
brutal

>>724748279
I'm forever in fight or flight mode, it's mostly flight really, I'm always looking for insects and whenever I gear insects making their noises and flying around like a kamikaze pilot I shit my pants and run somewhere

>>724744915
The inferior races are usually loaded with sinners.
>>724747594
She's a girl, all the Catholic molestations were done by gay men agianst little boys.

>>724748619
this

>>724744194
10

>>724744079 (OP)
yea and pokemon are demons. They are literally called pocket monsters, its the same as SMT where you catch and tame demons its the same thing.

>>724748619
Out of 10

>>724744194
so why is it so normal in japanese culture to draw sexually aluring children? Why, I ask you?

>>724746385
winter holiday not in bible

>>724748565
If we don't touch dicks then it's not gay, it's brotherhood
That's the rule anon

>>724748813
you put the P in Pedophile

>>724748715
Does this mean it’s okay to rape them?

>>724748502
me months ago
nyaa only has dubs
archive has originals

>>724746385
What do they do for Christmas?
I know they like the aesthetics and KFC, but that's all I know. I don't think I've seen them set up a christmas tree and put presents underneath it.

>>724748852
You're in a pokemon thread on 4chan anon, you're either a pedophile or a future pedophile

>>724749041
>pedophile immediately attempts to groom me
no thanks lgbtp tranny

>>724748502
Pay for Netflix poorfag

>>724749070
>all trannies are pedos but not all pedos are trannies
Remember this

>>724744194
No, she's 10.

>>724749094
I could torrent and watch them but that isn't the same as watching on my TV and having it on as background noise throughout the day.

>>724748502
Wco.tv

>>724749186
it's 2025 and you dont know how to stream files on your fucking TV you have a phone retard just mirror the screen you dumbass retard

>>724748798
for all we know jesus was killed in the eve of yom kippur considering all the goat analogies between him and jesus barabbas

>>724749142
Is there really a need to bother with the nuanced differences between subhuman garbage?

>>724749230
>newfag having a fit because I'm not watching anime on my fucking phone
an hero, nigger

>>724749291
YOU USE YOUR PHONE TO STREAM IT TO YOUR TV YOU THIRD WORLD IDIOT

>>724749271
It could save your life, yes

>>724744079 (OP)
Isn't the Pokemon world on a completely different planet in like the large Magellanic cloud?

>>724744079 (OP)
Pokémon Conquest infers that Japan is monotheist in the Pokémon timeline, at least by the Sengoku period.

>>724744194
She's probably 40 by now.

>>724749425
w-what

>>724744194
Do these look like the milkerinos of a 12 yo?

>>724747150
they just like the aesthetic

>>724749527
It looks aged up and off-model

>>724747150
because Christians are the ones who opened Japan to the west, and the West is the reason why japan censored their porn in the first place

>>724748930
It's mainly a romantic holiday like Valentine's Day.

>>724749512
idk man, they don't even have earthworms in the Pokemon universe since there canonically are NO animals. I don't buy the explanation they gave one time that real animals are extinct. It has to be a different planet on which humans are ayyliens.

>>724749679
I'd like to imagine a world where we got Manga Misty in the anime

>>724744190
They should have just given it divine sanction like Islam did.

>>724749761
Pokemon was created in the mind of an ojisan, he wanted to fuck girls of age 10 so he dreamed of a universe where he could interact with children and where children would go on adventures with no adult supervision

>>724749794
Now THAT is 12

>>724747435
>In the 4kids one she only points
Wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk7-nq-0rU0

>>724744079 (OP)
And Zelda.

>>724749759
If manga/animu has taught me right, valentines is flipped in Japan? Girls give guys things, then White day has guys give girls things?

>>724744079 (OP)
My Dad was a pastor and he didn't ever like pokemon. Couldn't watch the anime, couldn't play the games. I still don't like pokemon.

>>724750106
Didn't the OG OoT get changed because the Mirror Shield made Muslims mad or something?

>>724750116
I think that's right, yeah.

>>724750116
Yes. Girls melt chocolate to make choccy cookies, which is kind of pointless -- just cut out the middleman for the chocolate goodness -- but they find it cute to give the guys chocolate on Valentine's day.
And then White Day happens and honestly I don't know what happens then because I have NEVER seen it treated in an anime other than referred to by name.

>>724749998
Doesn't have the 4kids logo

>>724750106
even with the crucifix gone there's still the trinity symbolism with the triforce

>>724749998
That was one powerful gastly. Then there was the time Gengar, Haunter and Gastly temporarily killed Ash by removing his soul from his body and turning him into a ghost.

>>724750181
The Mirror Shield originally had the star and crescent symbol which got changed to the Gerudo symbol in later releases. I'm not sure did anyone complain but Nintendo changed it anyways because of their no religious symbols policy, I guess the Japanese team just didn't realize at the time
Also the Fire Temple had sampled audio from an Islamic prayer, IIRC Nintendo found out before anyone noticed and changed it before there were complaints.

>>724744194
How come when normalfag see someone like Alizee twerk her ass on TV as a 15 year old kid it's ok to lust over them, but lusting over a young teenager in anime that looks nothing like a real teenager is wrong?

>>724750629
Misty is not a teenager. She's a tween.

>>724748295
The 90s satanic panic sure was silly

>>724750629
>nothing like a real teenager
Teens are developing faster than ever. In 8th grade 2003 one of my classmates had HUGE tits. At 13 or 14 I don't know how old she was. Even the global tit size increased over the past few decades from a B to a C.

>>724747323
>Nazi's were 95% Christian btw.
The actual Nazis were all weird Pagan larpers that hated Christianity an wanted to replace it with their own theme park version of Germanic shamanism like a entire group of D&D larpers doing mass genocide.

Mussolini's Italy, Franco's Spain, Austria (Before Hitler took it over), and even freaking Poland were all countries that heavily identifies with their christian nature as a justification for their fight.

>>724750723
Satanic panic happened more in the 80s in the US, it had died down quite a bit by the late 90s. Which is why you didn't see people rioting over, say, South Park

Boot up my first pokemon game ever today. Cose Pokemon Black&White. So far it's a new world for me so I find it interesting. I hope there's some mysteries, exploration and cool stuff to discover that would make me go soi face

>>724750949
BW is good, especially since you're not a genwunner crying about WHERE'S MY CHARIZARD WHERE'S PIKACHU BAWWWW

>>724750931
You kidding? People bitched like crazy about South Park.

>>724744152
Praise up!
Christ is King!

>>724750726
>Hired as a substitute teacher recently
Can confirm. Kids grow up fast now and they're chestier than when I was in school.
Why didn't we have those cool growth hormones they're pumping them full of? All we got was microplastics.

>>724751016
I think I enjoy it so far mostly because everything is new to me. Like yeah as you said there's no pikachu and stuff that everyone knows. It's weird but I got the urge after listening to this soundtrack https://youtu.be/qht4gOISv-U?si=3x55bB4MVtFuGs2J .. I find it pretty mysterious

>>724751169
It's mostly because they're fatter.

>>724750949
There's a lot of cool places to spelunk in that game, i think there's one that has a guy you sell things you find inside before you're forced t

>>724751169
>Girl walks into the Dr's office waiting room
>Think she's hot as shit, perky huge tits
>Receptionist asks her how old she is now
>"I'm 12"

This was like 6 months ago and my worldview hasn't recovered

>>724751318
Yes, and no.
They're heavier, but they're stocky, not fat. I mean, so far fat, but they're the less common.
It's strange, like their parents were fatasses and their epigenetics of holding onto fat stores got distributed around the body, instead of just being a lard belly.

>>724750931
Absolutely false. Satanic panic was at it's peak in the 90's and it really was pretty strong still in the 00's. Sadly we went full degeneracy afterwards. Hopefully now things fall in the middle

>>724750726
Global tit size is seriously being dragged down by Indians and disproportionally large-headed Somalis.

>>724750804
Franco was a faggot and so was Dolfuss. They don't even belong in the same category as Mussolini and Hitler.
The truth is that fascism was and is a modernist, secular ideology. The National Socialists were about as fucking Christian as the Social Democrats were during the Second Reich.

>>724748085
Fairy type is basically the holy type. It counters dark.

>>724750367
>which is kind of pointless
I don't get what you're getting at

>>724751491
Nigga I refuse to believe you can't tell that a literal 12 year old is underaged.

>>724751585
>Hopefully now things fall in the middle
The people who buy into Satanic Panic don't believe in a middle ground. They think you're evil if you don't align with their shit.

So did they just end up giving up on the idea of Pokemon not being a source of edible meat?
I remember in early seasons they had them eat indiscriminate meat, but the anime was also in a weird spot where there were real fish in some scenes. Then they really tiptoed around the idea of anyone in the world consuming meat but with Scarlet and Violet they made it pretty blatant that the pig Pokemon is breed and killed for meat.

>>724751140
Of course people complained about it (and Pokemon) but it was still long after the height of the Satanic Panic and not really associated with ritual abuse so much as the usual "immoral corrupting imagery" that they still whine about to this day. The actual panic was already dying down by the early 90s, with a lot of info coming out debunking the more extreme claims of hypnosis and secret devil worshipping daycare centers

>>724751674
>>724750804
Also, frankly, you bitch about the völkisch shit (which I admit got pretty cringe) because you feel comfortable being a Christian larper and you *don't* feel comfortable saying "actually the Nazis were cool" even though your politics align perfectly with them, as indicated by the positive mention of Fascist Italy. You're just so bitchmade that you can't even say what you really want on anonymous forum. You hide behind the Cross instead. It's fucking gross. You're a conservative.

>>724751585
Oh wow, that is absolute bullshit. You should actually look this shit up before you talk out of your ass. Do you even know what it was about or how it started? Silly motherfuckers always trying to rewrite history

>>724751548
Extra weight is linked to earlier puberty though.

>>724751853
My Christian school banned everything to do with Pokemon after about 2 months, citing it was demonic. I was only 6, but I remember one of the examples was comparing gym badges to like having the proper relics to control demons when you summon them

>>724751748
To be fair he probably wasn't looking at her face. At least not for awhile.

>>724751674
>Franco was a faggot and so was Dolfuss. They don't even belong in the same category as Mussolini and Hitler.
I agree. They were evil but at least competent.

>The truth is that fascism was and is a modernist, secular ideology.
Fascism did flirt with modernism. Nazism was just straight up reactionary.

>>724751864
I'm neither christian or a pagan larper. Also not a conservative or a reactionary.

> as indicated by the positive mention of Fascist Italy
I don't have much of a positive opinion of Facist Italy considering their entire state was demolished by about twenty British soldiers and a six camels.

>>724750931
>Satanic panic happened more in the 80s in the US
It lasted right through the 90s. Satanic Panic was a huge focus of the 1996 Pearl school shooting

>>724748715
*Some* Pokemon are demons. Others are just animals with superpowers.

>>724751960
It started with this

>>724752175
Reaction is when you build a total state, apparently.

>>724751585
No, that anon is right. By the late 90s, no one was talking about the Satanic Panic anymore. That was old news. The catholic church child abuse scandals waaaay overshadowed it and everyone had long since moved on to that and forgotten about the satanist obsession of the 80s

>>724752306
no it started in the 80s with bands like kiss and black sabbath and games like dungeons and dragons

>>724752470
Nobody cared about black sabbath or fucking KISS in the 90's. It started with edgy faggots liking Marilyn Manson which was inspired with other edgy faggots like Burzum. After the music it extended to media and video games and boomers were calling everything satanic, from Pokemon to The Smurfs. The were even trying to find subliminal messaging in normal ads

>>724752470
>>724752306
I think people were even calling elvis the devil

>>724752737
>nobody cared about black sabbath or fucking kiss in the 90s
1) Ozzy released No More Tears in 91 and it was a smash
2) the satanic panic started in the 80s

>>724752809
Elvis was largely associated with niggers because his kind of music in the 50s was basically nigger music
Jazz got this treatment bigly

>>724751140
Matt and Trey talked about this in one of the audio commentary tracks. They said there was always this perception of South Park being targeted by parents and Christian groups, but that was never really the case. Only time it ever actually got targeted was by muslims for the Muhammad stuff.

>>724752306
Nope. It was people reacting to shit like The Exorcist and The Omen, leading to a sharp rise in false reports about Satanic abuse and the popularity of accounts like pic related. This shit went all the way to the US senate in the 80s and was constantly all over the news by the late 80s. By the mid 90s, more investigation into these claims led the public and the media to become extremely skeptical of the idea of hypnosis and secret satanic sex cults.

Christians didn't like Marilyn Manson (obviously) but that wasn't related to what the Satanic Panic was actually about. No one accused Marilyn Manson of brainwashing and sodomizing kids (anons claiming the panic was still going strong feel free to correct me on this). Manson and The Matrix were partially blamed for Columbine however.

>>724752737
>kiss in the 90s
the movie Detroit Rock City was released in 1999 and it was all about the satanic panic revolving around KISS aka Knights in Satan's Service

>>724753130
Forgot my image lol

>>724753130
>false reports about Satanic abuse
They weren't false though.

>>724752991
Its funny because "Momma Im coming home" was taken by many as him leaving his edgy side.

>>724753264
The funny thing about Ozzy is he wrote maybe 5% of the lyrics for all of the Black Sabbath albums he was on before getting kicked out, the rest were written by the bassist Geezer Butler and the actual lyrics are all pro-Christ.
Sabbath's second album has a song telling you that if you don't believe in God you'll go to hell.

>>724753132
Detroid Rock City was popular with boomers and xoomers. Heck xoomers just pretended to like it because they wanted to appear cool and not mainstream

>>724753215
I'd tell you that several investigations into high profile accusations during the 80s turned up nothing and no one could ever come forward with actual evidence, leading the general public to dismiss it as hoaxes, but that's not gonna mean much to you, is it?

>>724753373
point being someone in 1999 spent 17 million dollars to make a movie about the satanic panic that happened in the 80s

>>724753385
I'd tell you that you're deep throating the official narrative because many of these accusations were aimed at high ranking military officers, and if you look into it yourself you'll see there was actually plenty of physical evidence of Michael Aquino's involvement in giving syphilis to the children daycare he was involved with.

Misty is satanic, look how many men she turned into lolicons

>>724753528
Sailor Moon was doing it way before

>>724752315
Reaction is when you want to return to a cross between the Holy Roman Empire and Pagan Germany.

>>724753528
Nah that was kid chi-chi in Dragonball.

>>724753528
It's true. I couldn't say no to this face

>>724753528
Misty's too old to be considered a loli

>>724753696
She's 10 years old for fucks sake. Just because she isn't perflat doesn't mean she's not a loli. Stop discrimination against budding preteens!

>>724744327
ITS NOVEMBER

>>724744194
and so we're we when this first aired. misty is 36 or older today

>>724753797
if she's pubescent, then she's a hebe

>>724753385
>I'd tell you that several investigations into high profile accusations during the 80s turned up nothing
>we've investigated ourselves and our buddies and found nothing suspicious
many such cases

>>724744079 (OP)
Eh, Digimon has them do a Shinto chant to exorcise a Bakemon in Digimon Adventure 01 and I remember it actually working unlike here.

>>724753919
But there are flat girls you also call hebes.

>>724753919
hebe is a subtype of loli, silly. the literal lolita is a hebe.

>>724754191
that's because some girls don't ever develop tits
that doesn't mean they didn't go through puberty

>>724753919
>>724754191
Hebrews don't carry around crosses, idiot

>>724754381
I heard this Jesus guy carried a pretty heavy one.

>>724750804
not enough attention is given to all the weird occult pagan stuff the nazis were in to.

>>724754587
Those damn J*ws always trying to pose as Christians to blend in and infiltrate

What 6 Pokeymanz did Jesus have on his team.
Hard Mode: No Legendaries

>>724744194
No she is Misty

>>724754320
>>724753919
Loli is realistically a body type. No one calls a 800 years old flat chested petite dragon vampire NOT a loli just because she's 800 years old.

>>724744194
She's the leader of the bunch, you know her well

Bit of a tangent, but some anon posted about a doujin (non-lewd) of a retelling of Red's journey. It's kind of melodramatic at times, but I do like how it incorporates stuff from later gens. I found it more fun to go through than Adventures.

>>724755095
Isn't the Pokemon manga strongly censored in some areas?

>>724754790
Kasumi is... Kasumi

>>724755095
I still Gymship.

>>724753385
The CIA case on the finders was declassified 5 years ago and there were in fact tunnels under McMartin Elementary school

>>724755095
I remember this. It looked pretty cool

>>724744152
King of who?

>>724744079 (OP)
>>724744194
>get into pokemon before I even entered middle school
>got to experience hot ass bitches up until Gen 5
being a 90s kid fucking ruled

>>724749998
I always liked those episodes where the gang and Team Rocket have to team up for some common goal and it's too bad it doesn't happen much later.

>>724754921
I mean, those characters are usually either children in terms of their species, or explicitly have a child's body that stopped aging because of some form of magic.

>>724755687
>xhe doesn't know that King was originally a status and that you weren't "King of" anything

>>724753797
Lana Anal

Misty is for Mega Starmie

>>724755790
The few episodes where Meowth joined the team was great. It should have been a con that lasted a whole season until he tries double-crossing at the end.

>>724756191
Fighting is basically light type, as in it represents "good" as in "good vs. evil"

>>724744271
Fun fact: that artist releases a nude version, and also worked on megaman bn and drew lolicon bondage smutt of mayl and yai, whose 9 years old. And mayl taking a shit.

They just kept hiring him even tho he kept releasing that stuff when they asked him to stop

>>724744079 (OP)
So? Fictional stories can exist in fiction, just like that fictional story exists in real life

>>724756720
>and also worked on megaman bn and drew lolicon bondage smutt of mayl and yai, whose 9 years old. And mayl taking a shit.
What in the fuck

>>724744079 (OP)
First season was the best, simply for how loose it took the source material. Electric Soldier Porygon is one of the best episodes and its a shame its banned forever.

>>724756041
That ancient image of her straddling a giant staryu is shockingly relevant all of a sudden

>>724756720
>and yai
why

>>724756720
I
fucking
KNEEL

>>724744079 (OP)
>>724744149

>>724756720
Sounds like a cool dude. I'd hire him for my game.

>>724756921
I think he's talking about Hideki Ishikawa

Kieran is Christian

>>724744079 (OP)
"What do I look like, a vampire?!"

>>724757148
At least she still has her sneakers, and the Lord

>>724757148
fighting ghosts like the mikos of old

>>724744079 (OP)
Reminder, if 4Kids censored it, it isn't canon.

>>724757404
Eh

>>724757198
cannot hate a roll enjoyer

>>724757198
yeah lol. its funny to think this artist, who drew this, is a porn artist. and has drawn porn of a few of these characters

the official artist for some of these projects lol. also worked on disgaea, so...you know what that means

>>724752071
Christians really had it out for Pokemon, both because they thought the creatures were demons and because of evolution.

>>724757603
just crazy thats the censored one too. a barrel, lol. dunno how he didnt get fired

>>724757148
Is that Ghastly gay?

Pure sex

>>724757627
I did not know he worked on Disgaea. Nice.

Between Ishikawa and the dude who did art for Etrian Odyssey, it's good to see loli artists getting work in the game industry

>People to this day try and act like the anime and games share the same continuity
Why? It's obvious they don't.

>>724757714
Indeed

If someone got into Misty porn when they were in middle school themselves back in the 90s, would still beeing into it be wrong?

>>724757687
ghaystly lol

>>724757958
grim

>>724757807
People are always trying to force different media of a franchise into a single continuity. Sonic fans were claiming the live-action movies are canon to the games.

>>724757912
>Beauty and the Beach will never get an official release
>we're forever stuck with KIds WB VHS audio pasted onto an edited Japanese RAW

>>724757958
It was never wrong and will never be wrong. She was designed to be attractive for an audience of young boys. She's still attractive now.

>>724757807
That one phone game centered on the trainers splits the difference and makes Red the golden boy of Pallet Town that Ash lives in the shadow of.

>>724758228
based. took that shit 25 years to become world champion and blue beat him to it.

>>724758102
Tummy

>>724758534
punchable. the whitest skin shows the best bruises

>>724758570
Please do not abuse the mermaid

>>724757627
>yeah lol. its funny to think this artist, who drew this, is a porn artist. and has drawn porn of a few of these characters
I can't resist her temptation, either.

The power of Christ compels you!

>>724748798
>winter holiday
this is your brain on consumerism

>>724758786
I'm more of a Ciel guy

>>724759478
I prefer Alouette

>>724759154
>>724749263
Just ignore "her"
Just wants everybody to miserable with "them"

This episode is filler

>>724745328
>>724748282
>>724748381
Good thread.

>>724751851
The anime largely does its own thing, but often references the games. The games gradually shifted to a "animals are Pokemon" paradigm, but never really stopped referencing that Pokemon eat each other, and people eat Pokemon too. Slowpoke tails were introduced as legitimate ingredients, with Slowpokes changed to regrowing their tails over time like lizards, and Team Rocket's business in Azalea Town being specifically poaching.

>>724748295
Most don't even consider this nakedness back in 90s. You can't see nipples, you can't even make out her breast shape. It's only recently that the minority's voice of prudism gained traction and make it into the voice of powers that be that this is some kind of unholy cp.

HER NAME IS KASUMI

HER NAME IS NOT MISTY

YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED PLEBS

>>724760743
No one calls her "Kasumi". You aren't Japanese.

Her name is Misty and she is my wife

>>724760921
When I hear the name Kasumi I always think of the chick from Dead or Alive. I'm aware Kasumi is her name in the Japanese release, but I'm not Japanese so she'll always just be Misty to me.

>>724762816
How did Ash keep from licking that

>>724764069
she is not pikachu

>>724764069
He's 10.

>>724764069
Ash prefers to lick something else

>>724744152
You mean Christ is Slowking

>>724764403
Pikachu actually did lick that, though

>>724757148
Pretty much.

>>724747323
So they were hypocrites like you, what of it?

>>724750629
Alizee is a real woman. She'll get older and presumably married. It's loser behavior to covet another man's wife so you'll lose your "crush". Misty meanwhile never ages. She will continue to be depicted in different art styles performing sexual acts so she'll never get "old". You have to use your imagination to get something out of Alizee. Or deepfakes/AI. But just flat out hentai? Always dangerous. Especially when it's 3DCG. Bridging the gap is a slippery slope

>>724755809
>Rex Iudaeorum

>>724744915
well they're hypothetical retards so what do you expect?
>>724747323
>fighting evil
>bad people
most of the casualties of christianity were christians of other denominations, women and children, and slaves through the paper bull, yes the same slaves & minorities that you cucks cry about every day were brought about because a pope thought it would be epic to just kidnap halfway across the world.

>>724765370
She's a gym leader. Not exactly "girl next door".

>>724765328
She's lucky anime redheads don't burn like the real ones.

>>724756191
>>724756625
To expand: Fighting Type is actually better translated as 'Hero' type, while Dark is 'Aku' or 'dirty fighting'

>>724764430
I know, I was his age and I wanted to leap through the screen and squeeze her. Everyone my age did.

>>724766091
Ok, but he's an anime 10 year old.

>>724750804
>>724754741
The god of Hitler was Wotan.

>>724744079 (OP)
She was, is and will always be the very best, like no one ever was.

>>724766290
fair.

>>724746385
>xmas
It's Christmas, actually.

>>724768191
japanese people don't believe in christ, they believe in santa claus and cool xmas aesthetics

>>724768246
Anon. I don't care what your views on religion are, but you have to admit that anime Jesus would be pretty fucking cool. They do the angels, demons, and play with religion all the time, so just throw in anime Jesus.

>>724768761
>anime Jesus would be pretty fucking cool.
you mean Shinji from Evangelion?

>>724747415
pointing out antiwhiteism within the games industry is fighting evil though.
dumbass

>>724744194
out of 10

>>724766583
>that background

How did japs even draw something so fluid literally looks like actual watercolor paintings

misty ends up alone and a loser running that gym way past her prime and going home to her empty apartment where she has a bunch of terrified, thousand yard stare machamps, hitmonlees and a few whimpering houndooms

>>724769309
That's just scrolling brush strokes

>>724744152
>my entire life is dedicated to a jewish man
this nigga z-e-s-t-y

>>724744194
On a scale of 1 to 10, that's an A++

>>724769609
Shudos original ending will forever be canon for me.

>>724744152
I've never met a Christian who actually said Christ is King.

Jesus is Lord sure but almost everyone who has said Christ is King exactly has been a poser.

>>724744079 (OP)
Used to be. This was pre-Arceus. They even had a depiction of Jesus in the Spell of the Unown movie.

>>724770008
Wow, adult Misty looks pretty in a way that could have only been from the 90s.

>>724757958
Her legs are worth jail.

>>724750931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oits7sq4nX0

>>724769942
Sexo

>>724744079 (OP)
Deus vult, begone gastly poketu monsteru

>>724765505
In a town of like five buildings she literally is

>>724749527
With the anime yes. Some girls do have noticeable breasts at 10-12. Hell if she's 12 they're actually pretty small compared to some.

Old Pokemon/Misty threads on /v/ fill me with renewed vigor. Thank you.

>>724770008
All those attempts to ship him with Serena when the game was rigged from the start...

>>724769942
Awful art style. Can't even get excited for it

>>724744194
Yeah, 20 fucking years ago. Misty was OLDER THAN ME when I first watched Pokemon.

>>724771835
Same. Now I get to see hentai of her doing black guys. What a world

>>724771835

Forever young

Forever young

>>724769942
>2 hours still up
based jannies

>>724751585
People shitting on you but I remember my parents in 1999 barging into my room and throwing away all my pokemon stuff because they watched some segments on fox news where some priest was saying Pokemon is satanic
I managed to pocket my Pokemon Blue, fortunately

>>724744194
Really dude? It's a christianity in pokemon thread and no one said Mary was 12 too?

>>724774445
Imagine a world without Fox News.

>>724771674
That's what best girls do, anon.

>>724744079 (OP)
Ok, so what does God have to say about Loving Thy Pokemon?