>play on hard mode (the middle difficulty)
>fighting orcs and goblins now instead of humans
>everything kills you instantly in one or two hits
>enemies take 10+ hits to kill
>shittiest hit detection ever
>my attacks never hit while enemies hit me when they're nowhere near me or not even doing an attack animation
>weapons are useless and only throwing objects and kicking enemies off ledges and into spikes does anything
>rude sarcastic bitch Cortana ripoff never shuts up
Did I get le memed?
>fighting orcs and goblins now instead of humans
>everything kills you instantly in one or two hits
>enemies take 10+ hits to kill
>shittiest hit detection ever
>my attacks never hit while enemies hit me when they're nowhere near me or not even doing an attack animation
>weapons are useless and only throwing objects and kicking enemies off ledges and into spikes does anything
>rude sarcastic bitch Cortana ripoff never shuts up
Did I get le memed?