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Anonymous No.724744324 [Report] >>724744993 >>724746440
>play on hard mode (the middle difficulty)
>fighting orcs and goblins now instead of humans
>everything kills you instantly in one or two hits
>enemies take 10+ hits to kill
>shittiest hit detection ever
>my attacks never hit while enemies hit me when they're nowhere near me or not even doing an attack animation
>weapons are useless and only throwing objects and kicking enemies off ledges and into spikes does anything
>rude sarcastic bitch Cortana ripoff never shuts up
Did I get le memed?
Anonymous No.724744625 [Report]
Xana is a miracle of the universe.
Anonymous No.724744696 [Report]
You clearly weren't kicking enough
Anonymous No.724744726 [Report] >>724744886
do u ubisoft shill just fuckin make negative outrageous comment son purpose to get engagement and get ur thread going? you fucking fucker? you fuck? you asshole?
Anonymous No.724744791 [Report]
yeah some enemies hit the moment their animation starts and the goblins have crazy-long range on their swings. a lot of that gets fixed in mods.
Anonymous No.724744886 [Report]
>>724744726
Indian coded post
Anonymous No.724744993 [Report]
>>724744324 (OP)
Do a bow build. You literally cannot lose. Especially once you get the unlimited quiver. Just keep backing up and shooting.
I struggled with every build except bow.
Anonymous No.724745132 [Report] >>724745216 >>724745895
Why is dark messiah of all thing suddenly getting regular hate threads here?
Anonymous No.724745216 [Report] >>724745258
>>724745132
might and magic reboot/remake soon
Anonymous No.724745258 [Report] >>724745553
>>724745216
yeah i fucking doubt that
Anonymous No.724745553 [Report] >>724745743
>>724745258
desu with the ammount of remake-ism going on (just look at Dude Sex and Thief), I half expect something like that in the next 2-3 years. They probably need to renew the licence to keep ip rights or they'll sell them to embracer group. A remake or a sloppy AI upscaled remaster of MaM is in the cards.
Anonymous No.724745743 [Report] >>724746110
>>724745553
I can only imagine how awful its going to be if they announce it. The desu ex remake is just sad to look at.
Anonymous No.724745895 [Report]
>>724745132
It's probably just one autist.
Anonymous No.724746110 [Report]
>>724745743
i never said it would be good and being the year of our lord 2025, I do not expect games to be good at this point
Anonymous No.724746440 [Report]
>>724744324 (OP)
git gud
Anonymous No.724746660 [Report]
Faglords can list whatever you want about this game, everyone knows it's flawed, that will however never change the fact that this game is pure unfiltered soul. If you don't enjoy it that just means you are horrible person.