Thread 724752146

Maybe we can talk about characters other than Blazer and Visi?

>>724752146 (OP)
No

>>724752146 (OP)
>incel game
y'all, we got a loser ass virgin here!

>>724752194
Septums are dumb

>>724752146 (OP)
Yes. Let's talk about Waterboy. Soon to be Waterman, future WaterGOD.

>>724752146 (OP)
The situation has become situational. There has never been a situation like this before.

Ok so why didn't Toxic melt through the floors and stairs in act 1?

>>724752146 (OP)
Can someone with the editorial capabilities be kind enough as to sharpen the image quality and/or make a blonde or pregnant edit of this?

>>724752556
Why doesn’t the Terminator instantly a chair any time he sits down?

>>724752146 (OP)
No.

how are you guys building Golem?

>>724752650
>Why doesn’t the Terminator instantly a chair
>the Terminator instantly a chair
>instantly a chair
stfu raj.

>>724752146 (OP)
Maybe we would if they weren't the only two you can romance.

>>724711353
>>724716782
>Laura Bailey was born in Mississippi on May 28, 1981. She is of partial Filipino descent. Her father was in the Air Force, causing the family to move frequently; before she was six years old, they had lived in Oklahoma and Texas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Bailey

>>724753003
Hot take: Alanah’s acting is worse than Critikal’s. She changes accents every time she talks.

>>724753003
>>724753115
Do you really wanna romance her anon?

>>724752194
what's that expression trying to convey?>>724752587
>or make a blonde edit of this?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
the absolute STATE of Bleached Bitch fans
>>724753003
the leotard+daisy dukes combo is retarded. it should have been either one or the other

Sex with Coupe

>>724753115
Agreed, Critikal is just himself but hes consistent at the very least

Alanah keeps randomly going in and out of the aussie accent and its super grating. Literally the only bad performance in the entire game

>"Yo whats with this script, whats a "they/them? How many people am I supposed to be talking to here?"
>"Oh that's Invisaperson's pronouns, they go-"
>"What the fucks a pronoun, bitch? Like English class? Knock knock, its reality, nobody wants to do highschool homework they want to bang hot chicks and beat up assholes. Call this chick Invisagal, bitch! YO CALL HER INVISABITCH!"

>>724753003
There will never be enough sexy red demon girls in gaming.

>>724753115
Critikal is fine since it's literally just him talking. Alanah is horrible, and has been horrible in every single thing she has ever participated in.

>>724752146 (OP)
I'll talk about the other girls when I'm able to romance them.

>>724753091
Strongest race wins yet again
GAYNIGGAS laotians and pajeets seething

>>724753917
also kek google

>>724752840
Absolute Wall build

Is they/them right?

>>724754130
Why can’t Lady HaHa take a joke?

>>724754130
fr

>>724754130
Prism is a they/them thoughbeit

This is called the "Sex Zone"

>>724754241
Is this what that brainrot thing actually means?

>>724752146 (OP)
Can you fuck the demon?

>>724754130
>>724754241
I don't get it, how is it made specifically for white people? Like, I understand these people are double digit IQ but there must be some sort of logic, right?

>>724754241
>white media is so boring
meanwhile all black media in the last 20 years
>i'm so... oppressed... i need to vandalize this city and kill someone to feel better...

>>724753115
This practice of hiring Internet celebs as voice actors needs to stop

>>724754494
its retarded but most of them are doing an okay job

its literally just alanah thats hyper incompetent

>>724752146 (OP)
Maybe you fuck off and take this redditass cringe garbage with you, shill

>>724754357
>how is it made specifically for white people?
White straight protagonist who doesn't kneel in front of black people, that's about it, to them a "white centric story" is a story about a normal guy who's not black

>>724754130
>>724754241
is it because they are portraying crime fighting as a good thing?

>>724754570
Brown coded post.

>>724754396
Because no-one actually cares about black media. All this is purely posturing because it's hip to be discriminatory towards white men.

>>724754620
Honestly kinda strange, people have yet to sperg on how this game is actually copaganda

baka I can't believe Robert's a racist

>>724754730
Robertbros…

So are we just dumping leaks again right when the next two chapters are only half a week away?

>>724754357
Aaron Paul doing his best Ryan Gosling is pretty specifically a white guy thing
Besides that it's just very clean cut and formal. There's sex and swears but it's not very abrasive. Society is clearly very high trust despite there being bad actors. People say it's like Invincible but it feels more in line with the Incredibles.

>>724754278
the "sex zone" a bit down and to the left, along the middle of the body
no wonder you still havent got anyone pregnant
>>724754786
lel

>>724754840
He look incredibly slutty with Invisigal's fairly normal outfit on

>>724754840
humina humina

>>724754853
Yeah this world is like a step below Invincible, people die but its clearly a pretty rare occurrence

>>724754786
You fuck young boys, Robertson?

>>724754853
Wouldn't that be a good thing given how wildly popular The Incredibles was?

>>724755015
ARE YOU A MADMAN

Mecha Man's suit is pretty great (not talking about the Mech) but Robert fucking sucks at giving names, what fuckass name is Mecha Man Blue???

>>724754840
>I had a dream last night I dicked you down
wouldn't go over as well I think

>>724754241
I'm sure we need "game about poverty addled violent gangster black youth"#547 to add to the pile of shit this nigger will never play anyway.

>>724755143
>ep4 opening is him cooming from Invisigal blowing him

kek

Are the waifu wars over?

>>724755020
>implying people wouldn't call the original Incredibles white family propaganda if it came out today

>>724755020
boomerslop according to invisigal unfortunately

>>724755267
Not yet. Invisgal is in the lead though.

>>724753891
Any leaks about a prologue or something? Does it just end there?

>>724755267
I think so. And we also know who won.
I’ll let you figure out who though.

>>724755267
We're at the angry woke crowd screenshots part of the threads

>>724754724
That would require niggers to buy something besides a game about shooting hoops and-or each other

>>724755305
Invisigal’s the type of person who thinks Blade Runner 1 is pretentious slop, while thinking 2049 is the greatest film ever made

>>724753091
DROPPED

>>724755368
How bout we don’t leak anymore?

>>724755437
But they could easily make the connection
>Dispatch
>Dispatching what?
>Superheroes
>To do what?
>To stop crimes
>So basically Superheroes = Cops
But I guess that would require actually using their brain

Anyone who has seen leaks, can you confirm whether or not invisigal takes her nose piercing out?

Kind of weird how utterly horny she is for Robert. Guess it's just one of those situations where he checks off ALL of her boxes.

>>724755432
i really don't see the problem
>>724755552
this would make more sense

>>724755432
none of these are cons btw

>>724755593
I take that as her basically saying
>COME ON ROBERT, I'M BASICALLY TELLING YOU TO FUCK ME, CAN'T YOU SEE I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT?

>>724755432
why don't they just go and play dustborn or something?

>>724755585
there's no dialogue about that, it probably happens off screen when she puts on the mask

>>724755368
>Any leaks about a prologue or something? Does it just end there?
What you mean?

>>724755432
We're still doing the microaggression thing?

>>724755730
It is funny how this is just proof of how retarded it is to try and appeal to these retards

>Make a normal ass game where everyone are normal people
>Its the most successful telltale style game of all time, beats out Battlefield Fucking 6 for top seller on Steam
>Dustborn was literally a footnote that only even made it to release off government subsidies

>>724755786
It's their way to still feel oppressed now that society treats them with the silver spoon

>>724755694
i thought they were going to have her as a spy or something and she's trying to get closer to her target or something

Leakeranons, is there any specific dialogue that determines whether Invisigal gets fully redeemed or turns back into a villain?. It seems like all the dialogue options you get regarding her are positive anyway so I'm wondering what can push her into that route.

>>724755928
Your choices can make her go either war

>>724755928
you can do either, they lead to different endings

>>724755414
When do you unlock Big Chungus?

They better fucking add a skip button

>>724755834
>get to tame the tomboy and purify her (remove her nose ring)
this is so kino that I actually find it hard to believe

>>724755986
>>724755989
I know that I'm asking if there's any specific choices I need to watch out for. I don't think these devs are the type to pull a "gotcha" moment with choices that fuck you over later but you never know.

How do you think being a Vigilante works in this world? Robert the First didn't seem to have any legal issue even if he worked alone, however it also seems to be implied that Phenomaman can't work if he's not part of any group

>>724755432
>6300 likes
Are those real people? Are there 6300 people who look at this and say - yeah, I agree?

>>724756109
It seems as long as youve got a solid track record and work with the police its totally legal

Seems its pretty rare though since it doesnt pay the bills

>>724756109
First Mechaman was early on probably before all the hero stuff got super corporate, second Mechaman was part of a team and Robert financed everything himself which resulted in him being a poor fucker.

>>724756143
>Are those real people
Nah, theyre all black and trans

>>724756143
Unfortunately yeah, but if it'll make you feel happy those people are usually part of a flock and will always only reply to people of their own group, so basically if you see 6300 hate Dispatch and then 6300 hate something else they're usually always the same no life retards

So why is Prism so hostile towards everyone
>inb4 she's a negress
I've met some black women and they were the nice person I've ever met

>>724752146 (OP)
Can you romance the devil girl?

>>724756143
A lot of those accounts are notorious for using botted likes.

>>724756108
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that how Robert reacts to her part in blowing up Mechaman will probably have a big influence.

>>724752840
Optimal way is probably to make him a generalist with equal stats so he can fit on any team and to maximize the amount of times you can use his stat gain passive, but I've been maxxing out CHA for him

>>724756348
She's an ex-criminal with a big ego, the biggest ego on the team probably (other than Coop but she was also a professional assassin)

>>724756348
shes a fucking ghetto supervillain

>>724756348
She a ratchet-ass ghetto sheboon and my favorite side character, statline, and power set

>>724755834
>>724756028
Ok i actually have seen that image but idk if it gets taken out just for medical reasons or if it’s gone for good. Either way with the plot details I’ve heard about this and the BB romance I wouldn’t be shocked if the wokies attempt to launch a full fledged crusade on this game, it’s so conservative coded with a woke game coat of paint to fool them its actually fucking hilarious

>>724756348
She's compensating that deflating ego with being a turbocunt who has a sidekick level super power.

Would you a Robert?

>>724756580
Wouldn't it be funny if this game manages to beat Life is Strange in sales? I think I'd spam that everywhere

>>724756580
I fully believe it's because she puts on this mask

>>724755432
I feel sorry for these people. If only they had games that were tailor made for them, I’m sure they would succe-OH WAIT

>>724756108
Probably this choice too. I think the choices will be obvious so don't have to worry too much.

>>724754853
I felt that way too. I'm pretty sure they even tried to make a reference with this guy in the cubicle in chapter 2.

>>724755432
All the quotes are parroting the exact same words, it's honestly crazy

Honestly picking between Waterboy and PM was the hardest choice I could make in the game. Waterboy is voiced by Joel and I feel bad he always gets bullied but I think if I didn't take PM he'd actually fucking kill himself.

whats his fucking problem

>>724756658
I mean that’s also, kinda lame if she straight up will put it back in later but still though I’ll take what I can get. Everything else I’ve seen in this game imo is a massive middle finger to wokeshits

>>724756675
The crashing and burning of Concord is si fascinating

What song should play when Robert gets the suit back?
https://youtu.be/ZjhkSjb41VQ?si=o3ijYKitkyuthY1e

>>724756772
He's just like me

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01UTYg79KY

>dirty SEAnig Filipina tomboy single-handedly beating our TRVE ARYAN GODDESS in popularity, cultural resonance, and content
westbros, has it fallen?

>>724756772
Got dumped because his dick doesn't work and terminally autistic.

>>724756772
You know how some people crash out when they are told "no" for the first time in their lives? Well, this was probably the first time Phenomeman experienced any failure, of any sort, in his life.

>>724756580
Can we stop saying gay shit like “actually, the game agrees with ME!”
Just be happy you got something you enjoy

>>724756772
I have the same superpower

>>724752146 (OP)
Give us the depressed bear who thinks hugging is making love.

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ

>>724756837
On the contrary, as europeans it is our duty to colonize the lesser races

>>724756846
ok well I enjoy games that agree with me retard

>>724756846
I get you but honestly I also get people that use it as a win, less than a month ago some people had to suffer some trannies claiming that Hollow Knight was pro-abortion

>>724756861
It wasn't just hugging probably, he just said the genetalia isn't compatible. That doesn't preclude heavy petting, grinding, fingers, and frottage at the very least. I'm sure bb was creative enough to get off somehow

You want me to fuck and marry a chick with a bull ring? lolno

>>724754459
why is this game so gay

is there any gameplay to this

>>724756837
It was over the moment she had a wet dream about Robert.

>>724757064
Yeah its a bullethell where you gotta get your sperm into Invisigal's womb

>>724756998
Phenomaman is to autistic that I doubt that happened
>So you're saying I should put my fingers in there?... But Blonde Blazer, I don't think this will help us make children, it seems like a useless activity to me.

>>724757102
It was more over when she said she loves sour patch kids

>>724756998
Phenomeman says "We've never had intercourse", and also believes that hugging is "making love". If they did any fingering or the sort, we'd know.

The effeminate protagonist, the strong girlbosses of which only one looks properly feminine while the rest has broader shoulders than our main man, the Spider-Verse art style, the violent capeshit with constant swearing akin to Invincible (though to be fair, it's to much lesser degree), still too many minorities, the awful reddit voice acting for a lot of the characters.

I don't think it's awful overall, but I feel like people got flashbanged by shit like Dustborn and Veilguard and therefore seem to believe that just because it's not full blown propaganda it's okay now because look, there's a somewhat cute tomboy so please just ignore all this other garbage (like her "joking" about pegging you).

>>724756789
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lX8GG3dnsp8&list=RDlX8GG3dnsp8&start_radio=1&pp=ygUcYmFjayBpbiB0aGUgc2FkZGxlIGFlcm9zbWl0aKAHAQ%3D%3D

>>724752982
Newfag or pretending?

>>724757176
>The effeminate protagonist
He's probably able to kick your ass while having a broken arm you fat nigger

>>724755414
Qt

>>724757176
Violent capeshit? Anon, I've seen more violence than here in Spider-Man: the Animated Series.

>>724756789
I know it legally can't happen, but it would be kino.
https://youtu.be/QWxUMr5xZqQ?si=v5mMac7Dh-TYy5LW

>>724757176
Is pegging a popular fetish now? Has mommy stuff gone too far?

>>724757257
Those Carnage episodes got dark

>>724757257
Yeah I remember people getting stabbed in the throat and blood spraying in Spider-Man. It happened in a dream I had once.

>MC has literal negative ass
Guess to better to self-insert, huh?

>>724757257
this isn't even a good attempt at whataboutism

>>724757176
>The effeminate protagonist
You didn't play the game

>>724752146 (OP)
Are there plans to make anyone else romanceable?

>>724757325
That episode in MTV Spiderman where Electro slowly electrocuted that bully to death was really fucked up

>>724757176
Best post itt. GCJ absolutely loves this game as well, which should be a huge red flag.

>>724757176
>The effeminate protagonist

>>724757176
Honestly I find incels who can't take a tsundere's sexually aggressive banter cringe and virginal as fuck. Don't tell me you're this much of a whinging prude when it happens to you IRL

Always escalate.

>>724757231
>>724757368
Meanwhile: >>724757349

And also exhibit A of someone unironically using "incel" as a serious insult: >>724757418

>>724756789
https://youtu.be/cjkjF9OfMe0?si=0Xf6u6A7x92978I3&t=109

>>724752146 (OP)
Robert, Chase,and Penomaman are demensional characters. The other men are one dimensional, but at least they're different. Outside of Blazer, ALL of the women are "sarcastic and sassy badass". No wonder they advertised this was in association with Critical Role. They use the same fucking tired tropes to avoid offense. And the use "dick" or "fuck" in a sentence for a cheap laugh.

FUCK, this game is poorly written. Don't even get me started on how this universe makes no sense.

>>724757176 (Me)
Hello I will now reply to myself again to pretend lots of people agree with me. hopefully another retard actually really does agree with me so that I don't look stupid

>>724757484
Which is why Blazer is the correct romance path.

I will never get tired of watching youtubers get shocked by Invisigal's dream

>>724757418
Having sex with fat ugly butch dykes doesn't make you cool, anon.

>>724757406
>GCJ absolutely loves this game
No they're pulling the usual shit crying about how Invisigal is straight.

>>724757484
>The other men are one dimensional
>The bully character always has a 100% chance to help a kid get his balloon
>The con man knows you're Mecha Man and never tries to blackmail you into anything

>tsundere
They are rarely ever written well and Invisibitch is not written well.

I thought people were joking when they started to actually praise this normalfag streamerbait game.

>>724757349
wtf? lol mine is bigger

If they throw in a line about Visi lusting after Blazer, will the fags shut up or will it just make them worse?

>>724757640
look man, you give me a brown tomboy to romance and I'll eat all kinds of slop

Why didn't I get the option to confess to Blazer that I kissed her ex?
I don't want to be a cheater.

>>724757616
Reddit seems like a miserable time. Just little bitches seeing who can cry the loudest over the most inconsequential thing

>>724757616
Now look at this.

>>724755432
I made this while >>724757467 played. What a wild fucking ride.

>>724756789
https://youtu.be/P4bKZT_Eg4A?si=Z71btdGqxLbrqtQs

>>724757695
Hey man that's cool and all, but don't go around telling people that this is a great game outside of that.

>>724757798
I won't, sir!

>>724757620
>The bully character always has a 100% chance to help a kid get his balloon
https://youtube.com/shorts/huN4HRGtvgE?si=uiB1BuHxlP27EEdn
That's lazy regarding writing.
>The con man knows you're Mecha Man and never tries to blackmail you into anything
The writing that requires the least amount of input is meaningful? GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

>>724757754
Honestly, the dialogue is part of the reason why it's selling so well. They didn't cater or soften blows. Of course Twitter would hate that, but clearly no one else does, because Dispatch has sold very well.

>>724757754
>Nicki Mirage is a trope
But this is how they act! This is literally how they act!

Also, I forgot this character's actual name. I've decided to google her, and accidentally found this instead.
https://www.reddit.com/r/blackladies/comments/1om2jji/has_anyone_here_been_playing_the_game_dispatch/

>>724757748
>instead of having an actual argument his mind instantly wanders into dreams of having his ass fisted
Not surprised

>>724752146 (OP)
I'm a gay furry. Is the bat dude worth jacking, or gooning as the zooms say, to?

>>724757616
fucking devil's proofing sexuality will never not be funny.

>>724757745
Doesn’t that also apply to here?

>>724757894
he's voiced by critikal so you tell me

>>724757748
That just proves the point more. The pegging line is just her crass humor, we literally see her wet dream where she's getting dominated by Robert. These trannies literally cannot accept that she's straight.

>>724757843
>They're one dimensional
>False, here's proof that they're not
>THOSE DON'T COUNT
Kill yourself you giganigger

>>724757916
Yeah

IT's not a good idea to have a sad flying brick. Give him to us so he won't be sad anymore!

>>724757931
Should I know who that is?

>>724757843
Are you Mauler or something?

>>724757754
It's funny I actually got recommended some nigger playing the game and she got offended during that part. Why can't they take banter/jokes? Nicki Mirage and Cardi C are actually funny

>game is entirely made around the CR formula and even advertised that way
>advocated by all the usual suspects
>a third of the voice cast are twitch streamers
>only discussion is about which butch dyke would you rather get pegged by
Yeah no thanks.

what is it with superman knockoffs with mustaches losing their hot gf

>>724752409
you're dumb

>>724758003
idk

>>724758016
Did her exact words happen to be “Ayo dat sound like a micro aggression to me”?

>>724757942
>crass humor
Hasn't stopped fags here from crying about things before

>>724758016
You have to understand that for many years, making any jokes at their expense was completely unacceptable and would result in virtual lynch mobs.

What are Phenomeman's powers again? Is he just a shitty Superman knock-off?

>>724757176
>>724758041
If I make a different post using a different cartoony reaction pic people will think I'm not the same person, in that way they'll think multiple people agree with me!

>>724758105
He can fly and has super strength.
Also he and Blazer can apparently survive in space.

>>724758105
Yes, he's straight up Superman. At one point he implies that he can absorb the entirety of the sun, so he's even solar-powered.

>>724758105
He can fumble bad bitches

>>724758140
>everyone I don't like is the same person!
Grow up.

>>724756376
What are bottled likes? Like they pay one of those services to bot up likes for their posts? There is a shitty band that does that near me.

>>724758105
Hes Superman if Superman had extreme autism

also he grows facial hair insanely quickly

>>724758016
They only cry foul when they’re not the ones making the joke.

>>724758179
Did I struck a nerve, giganigger?

>>724757176
They didn't like that truthnuke lol

half this game's popularity is just incels living out their "i can fix her" tomboy fantasies. as an actual telltale like game it falls completely flat. Wolf Among Us and Life is Strange blows it out of the water.

>>724752194
>not tatt'd up to fuck
how?

>>724758216
Why kick him then? He's easily the strongest character in the verse, right? Only Blazer is comparable and she'd get her ass kicked too.

>>724758216
>also he grows facial hair insanely quickly
What about his chin though?

>western game adds generic waifuwars
>become a steam topseller and make a gorillion dollars
Is it really that easy?

This is literally what happened to Baldurs Gate as well.

>>724757176
Why do you keep replying to yourself?

>>724758105
Isn't it literally in his description in the game? Super strength, speed and energy absorption.

>>724756789
https://youtu.be/5EARTcJ48H0?si=3fPHhyXONxVyD6QR

>>724758368
It is, in fact, that easy. It never happened before, because devs hate money.

wtf is happening

>>724757916
Yeah but we can at least call each other faggots for it

So what is it this time, is it a bunch of "popular thing bad" retards trying to get attention or are they paid by someone to demoralize the threads? I rarely see THIS level of sperging on games that are considered fun by most people here

>>724757916
It's more optional rather than endorsed.

>>724758376
3 and 4 are pretty alright desu

>>724757176
>I feel like people got flashbanged by shit like Dustborn and Veilguard and therefore seem to believe that just because it's not full blown propaganda it's okay now
It's exactly this. People are so used to getting their eyes and ears blasted with the most vile agitprop imaginable that anything that slightly deviates from it becomes pleasurable, even though many of the core problems still persist.

>>724758449
The best thing about these kinds of games is that you can just post sales figures. If a game is selling well, the doomspergers immediately crumble.

>>724758368
Why do you think people suck off Owlcat but have all but forgotten pillars of eternity?

>>724758449
There have been nonstop Dispatch thread for the past several days. Apparently that alone pissed off some autists and now they shit up every thread.

>>724758435
>it never happened before

>>724752146 (OP)
Okay. I hate the 'popstar' nigger, and I love the bat guy.

>>724758526
Obviously, I don't mean the more enlightened times, but the modern dark age of gaming.

>>724758357
>Why kick him then?
Because hes super depressed and fucking up all his jobs

>>724757956
>Kill yourself you giganigger
You first, troon. Although, that's almost a certainty given your peoples lifespan.

>>724758449
This might come as a shock to you but there was a time on /v/ when people would not celebrate a game inspired by fucking Critical Role.

>>724757754
Do people can't banter anymore?

>>724753698
Chase is fuckin based

>>724758510
Ah I understand, people are talking about the recent release? That's fucking terrible! Imagine all the Blacked threads they must've killed!

>>724758009
>"You complaining about crap writing? YOU MUST BE MAULER!"
I am no longer asking. I'm telling you to go outside and touch grass.

>>724758510
You know what? I’ll take the usual “le wokeslop” posters over that guy who kept posting cp

>>724758368

Theres a reason japan still shits out so much haremshit and superb owl romcomshit

>>724758584
Robert is a terrible ownerl. Beef is WAY too fat and doesn't care to make him lose weight. No wonder this takes place in Los Angeles.

>>724758449
>demoralize
wtf? are you an actual shill?
who the fuck use that word when talking about videogames?
Also I don't like you shitty western dating "game" and I can dislike whatever the fuck I want.

>>724758558
He's just going through his Metro Man phase

>>724758675
He also feeds his dog cereal.

>>724758612
see >>724758473
I don't even think it's a terrible game, but you do have to realize that not everyone will like it just because it's not offensively awful.

>>724758059
actual supes rarely has facial hair, ergo it is a way to differentiate between them

>>724754396
>Friends invited me to watch Sinners a month ago
>Plot is "WHITE PEOPLE BAD" again
Black people only have one story to tell.

why did they give demongo the biggest tits and then make her gay?

>>724753268
SHE'S SO FUCKING GREASY

>>724758701
>are you an actual shill?
The answer is yes. You think posts like these >>724758582 >>724758719 are made by actual 4channers?

>>724758752
you're asking why the DEMON named MALEVOLA is a DEVIANT

>>724758752
She's gay? But she and Charlie are constantly ear-fucking each other.

>>724758624
>I am no longer asking. I'm telling you to go outside and touch grass.

>>724758728
When he does, though...

>>724758675
He's probably one of those people that think obese pets are wholesome chungus 100

>>724755432
>diva bitch acts like a total bitch and is constantly insulting Robert
>insults her back
>UH NO, HE SHOULDNT BE INSULTING THIS BLACK QUEEN BECAUSE UH THATS RACISTS

Reminder that there's a bot itt that's literally just dumping reddit posts about this game.

Yeah man I'm sure the game that's already selling like hotcakes needs a shilling campaign

>>724758575
Some people can. Woke twitter lefties can't because they got treated like spoiled brats with fragile egos who got everything they wanted for the last decade.

>>724758368
Bioware built half their brand on this.

>>724758810
yes but also that was one of the most retarded comics i had ever read in my life

>>724758849
Yeah the game that is advertising everywhere and clearly uses viral marketing would never ever ever ever resort to shill tactics.

>>724752840
Team's tank and Kaiju dad

>Just got paid $25 to shill in this thread

Hope it made you seethe too kid

>>724758923
Guess it worked then, are you gonna do anything about it?

>>724758913
I unironically miss Mick

All I know is that some of my friends who liked Invincible, nu-Spider-Man and other shit like that also love this game, which is why I avoid it. Now seethe.

>>724752146 (OP)
Is this official art or fanart?

I love the devil girl. Shame her VA sounds like shit.

>>724755432
>Almost every character gets roasted at one point
>Black twitter when it's the blacks turn:
Ah yes black fragility at its finest

>game gives me a choice between hot and sweet mommy and rude, obnoxious, self-destructive e-girl with a bull ring
Decisions, decisions...

>>724759023
Official, they used it for the digital deluxe edition

>>724759029
Yeah they kinda killed her before she could thrive with a dogshit VA choice

>>724759012
All I know is that I hated Invincible, nu-Spider Man and I liked this game. Now cope

>>724759029
her VA is a retarded commie youtuber who fucked her way into writing positions on a few games

>>724758994
Cool, why are you so upset when someone calls it out then?

>>724759070
You’re picking the second one, right?

>>724754357
hyper competent white saviour has to wrangle in the minorities

>>724756772
>whats his fucking problem
he's a simp and ain't got no dick

>>724758805
Oh, poor bastard. Throwing in a meme is not going to do you argument for you. HOLY SHIT! You're that fucking asshole who keeps making new threads thinking doing so will make Dispatch a beloved game! Man, that's fucking pathetic.

What are you going to do? Just post a reaction image absent of context so your jerk-off media won't have criticism? HOLY CRAP! I feel sorry for you.

>>724758719
Is he finally going to put on some muscle mass so he isn't just mildly athletic and lean?

>>724759102
There are people shitting their pants while writing an entire book about how this game is shit, I don't think I'm the upset one here, slightly annoyed at best

>>724759097
kek that sure narrows it down a lot.

Okay but when can I hang out with Brainbook? She's easily the hottest supe in the verse.

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ufVQIUEiYc

what's the strat with Waterboy?

>>724759184
LOL, faggot.

>>724758376
her skinny legs in those boots look really funny

>>724759213
Nothing, you already bricked your save

>>724759084
Explain why without saying that you like brown tomboys.

>>724756789
https://youtu.be/nM__lPTWThU?si=cbFAgIS3ri9Jk4l7

>>724759213
Include him in missions with multiple heroes so he can get the exp, then use him as a filler character if you really need to be sure you won't fail the task

>>724759208
I don't think she'll ever show up again.

>>724754130
You can tell a game is alright when retards at both ends of the political spectrum start sperging out

>>724759213
train him to be the strongest

>>724759179
>spending 20 seconds on a post shows that you're totally super duper mad
>not me though, replying several times to it, I'm not mad at all
Riveting what you got going on there, good luck with that, champ.

>>724757415
>>724757550

he's so hot

Is the game woke? I cant remember from the trailer. It looks cool but it looks like a game that could show heavy woke shit up your ass.
How bad is it?

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytQ5CYE1VZw
I should rewatch those movies, fucking love them to death

The strongest? Waterboy's power is to puke up a moderate amount of water with very little pressure. If he could actually spray it like a fire hose, that would be sick... but he can't.

>>724759213
Use him as much as possible, he has an insane xp modifier

>>724757176
how can someone be so wrong about everything

How does one obtain this irl

>>724758719

what will she do if robert gets mecha swole?

>>724759346
Shut up, Invisibitch

>>724759345
Correct, glad we agree

>>724753115
That's not even a hot take. She is fucking awful and Lucy Lawless not only would have been 10/10 casting for the character she probably would have been cheaper too.

>>724759070
Different strokes for different folks. I think that's the best part. Both women are clearly depicted, and you are given the choice.

>>724758297
Giving Wolverine x Storm vibes

>>724759351
The wokest thing in the game is that one of the members of your team is gay

thats about it

Although by meme woke standards, its woke because not all the cast are white

>>724759376
He hasn't gone through his training arc yet. Once he starts puking tsunamis don't go back and pretend to be an OG waterchad

>>724759405
An obnoxious bitch with a bull ring? ... Walk ten feet out your front door.

Waterboy NIGGERS are the same predditor chungus-chaff that meme 'lol BEEP xD' all day in kenshi

>some brown mystery meat tomboy is all it takes for anons to completely fold
Very concerning

>>724754357
>I don't get it, how is it made specifically for white people?
has competent white male lead who's not constantly apologizing for exiting

>>724759351
The word "diversity" is said one time, you have an indian (sikh?) coworker and Maui science nerd.
Homos and dykes are hidden extremely well and not advertised. All on screen relationships are heterosexual. In one scenario you can be kissed by a man, but it's played as a joke: "A man kissed another man! Hilarious!". No male character gets slowned upon for being male, or is shown to be incompetent and inferior to girlbosses.
Black women are extremely mad, because the main character calls one of their kind Nicki Mirage.

>>724759441
Who's the gay one so I can cut them?

>>724759441
And mind you, the only two times he talks about being gay is because he himself jokes about it

>>724759491
Flambae, you can't cut him, he's the designated bad guy that every workplace comedy needs.

>>724759406
https://youtu.be/l14sn9mtQFQ?si=Dzb1qN6fWVQrFWKl

>>724759479
It's just zoomers and shills.

>>724759491
Flambae but you can only cut the hot black lady and critikal, so he stays on the team regardless

>>724759351
there's black people and brown people in the game is that too woke for you? Besides that every character acts like they're supposed to and the protagonist is white man getting pursued by two hot bitches, one being an aryan superheroine and the other a brown tomboy that has dreams of the protagonist fucking her once he starts helping her. Also the protagonist is a badass powerless superhero

>when they prank Robert with loud gay porn on his office computer
Heh

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIWoYaJRryw

>have to wait three day for this
It's not fair. Need more chair clattering tomboy content.

>>724759447
No idea what you're talking about. It seems clear that they're going somewhere with waterboy being an underdog

>>724759351
Look how they immediately use literal GCJ talking points. "Ummm there's brown people in the game, is that woke for you??" Every single time, they just can't help themselves and don't know how obvious they are.

>>724759447
>>724747174
Jose Daniel Rondon Bolivar
Crue Wood from Washington
Mario Jimenez Gonzales
They are the cp spammers.

>>724759606
Why is Royd all fucked up :(

>>724759487
>>724759441
Alright thats not too bad. I was expecting heavy troon stuff / dyke stuff. I’ll probably pick it up, thanks Anons

>>724759606
WHOAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO ROYD?!

>>724759301
>Enraged and full of anger
>He's half man and half machine

>Rides the Metal Monster
>Breathing smoke and fire
>Closing in with vengeance soaring high
makes sense

>>724759638
GCJ hates the game.

>>724757616

>>724759491
You can't cut the gay guy, but he's also the butt of every physical joke in the game

>>724758418
actually a good pick

I think she's Indian.

>>724759670
>>724747174
Jose Daniel Rondon Bolivar
Crue Wood from Washington
Mario Jimenez Gonzales
They are the cp spammers.

>>724759660
Already debunked with posts that have thousands of updoots more: >>724757748

>>724759638
I'm not brainrotted enough to know what GCJ is. What is it?

>>724759606
>faggot fucking manlet still there
My least favorite character.

>>724759695
Fuck no. Laotian or bust at this point

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT SOME FAGGOT ON REDDIT OR TWITTER SAID

>>724756789
https://youtu.be/_pG1VWD3iF4?si=KH4lEuLTEtQ3Umpr

>>724759708
>DEBOOOONKD

>>724759718
One of the biggest tranny hiveminds on the internet. Raids /v/ pretty often. Kinda like an even more gay version of bunkerchan.

>>724759718
some subreddit that's about the only gaming forum I can think of that's worse than here

>>724759718
>>724759746
>>724759750
>>724747174
Jose Daniel Rondon Bolivar
Crue Wood from Washington
Mario Jimenez Gonzales
They are the cp spammers.

I'd be surprised in Flambe wasn't one of the upcoming cuts in future chapters. Probably him and Invisigirl.

>>724759718
Subreddit that complains about video games for the usual reddit reasons of not being gay enough

>>724759750
what ocean?

>>724759746
I still don't get him. What's his personality? What's his purpose as a character? He feels like an ordinary guy. What did he forget in this crew of freaks?
>Every cast needs a straight man
It has one, Robert.

>>724756658
Youre a big gal

>>724759695
lmao no disgusting pajeeta in existence looks or acts like invisigal. she's from LA so she's undoubtably some hapa asian mix.

>>724759773
>trying to use a meme that makes fun of reddit to attack a post that makes fun of reddit

>>724759351
From the videos on youtube I saw yesterday out of boredom, nah. You won't get preached on by the writer's self-absorbed xitter opinions. It's more of a straightforward superhero story.

>>724759442
If that happens I will stand corrected. But I'm not holding my breath.

>Nigger Heinstein
I get him and Chase are very close but I think Robert went a little overboard with that

>>724756837
Saar coded post

>>724752146 (OP)
I feel a proper new superhero setting needs a little of Venture Bros in their DNA. No, not like Harley Quinn show.

>>724759838
It's all just banter, just like when Robert Robertson II planted a flaming cross in front of Chase's house.

>>724759795
He punches things really hard. I wish he were one of the cut options.

>>724759351
It kinda is, but not nearly as bad as actual propaganda games. It's more onions-coded than full blown woke.

>>724759902
>coded
Stop using these words

>>724756789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BWAywxAtP8

Can someone post that leaked clip of Invisigal throwing something to Robert and stealing the Shroud mask?

>>724753698
Yo, mr producer, the plot needs to revolve entirely around two hot bitches competing for my dick.

>>724759937
Okay sorry.

>>724759351
>Is the game woke?
depends what you mean by woke
it has no shortage of zoomerspeak and brown people if that bothers you. woke types hate it because it's not filled with enough gay brown people and doesn't have any preachy browbeating messaging.

>>724759959
Did you try looking at the 9th post in this thread?

>>724759983
That was harsh, I’m sorry too

>>724759991
>woke types hate it

>>724760005
>>724760010

>>724759983
>>724760010
now kith

>>724759606
She is pretty cute here. But I'm not yet sold on Invisigirl. Blazer is objectively the better choice unless Vis becomes some kind of reformed adorable pixie dream girl.

>>724752840
Generalist (with a small focus on strength and vitality), upgraded him for stat boost for empty slots. Maybe not the most optimal way to do it (25% boost doesn't feel like a lot, and I have no idea how does it add up to 200%), but this is how I've built him.

>>724760053
theyre making fun of us with this post yknow

Yeah that’s what I was afraid what would happen

>>724760060
Please think hard on the life choices that led you to posting this here, anon.

>>724760094
Your roster is 8 people, so there's probably dispatches that you can send 8 on in future episodes, or some kind of special dispatch that needs all 8 slots filled and you wouldn't have to sacrifice all 8 heroes on one dispatch if you have Golem with this skill ahead of time.

>You just le fire someone, Robert
>It will le shake things up

do you think there will be a sandbox mode once the full game is complete?

>>724760304
god I hope

>>724760287
>thought it would just be budget cuts or some shit as the excuse
>Nah i just felt like it!
That was honestly a stupid moment.

>>724760304
I have a feeling that, given how well it's done, they'll be adding more chapters.

>>724760287
invisitits is the better girl simply by virtue of her not being an HR bitch

>>724759070
The first will almost certainly betray you because she’s too perfect.

I don't think I've ever played something so weird cause it's like they made it their mission for every good thing to have shit attached to it.
So you have stuff like Invisigal and Blazer and the other girls, official art that portrays them as attractive and showing skin, moments like this >>724755432 and the start of episode 4
But at the same the writing is so full of that shitty writing that so many, whether they're millenial or zoomer or whatever group, think for some stupid reason that it's witty and clever.

Full of that UM THAT WAS AWKWARD shit and characters explaining everything that's happening, explaining every little metaphor or innuendo or joke they make because that's probably some meta-self aware bullshit, and some of the worst insults I've seen that I'm supposedly go OOO SICK BURN to according to the characters. Seriously that last one has to be one of egregious when it comes to this type of writing cause again they want to try being witty and clever and want to show that through insults, but they either don't know or they're stuck in the mentality of a highschooler cause that's literally how a 16 y.o. thinks. That the more retarded it sounds the clever it's supposed to make you.
That whole part with Robert making fun of whatever you pick for the flaming faggot is so fucking painful to sit through. He just sits there talking about the lamest shit going on and on in the most mind-numbing insult I've ever heard but they think it's cool just because it has a ton of details attached to it but that makes it even worse. Then they made Coupe laugh in attempt to make the player think it was a good burn.

This thing would've been great if they had good writers man. Oh and the shitty youtuber VAs and that dumbass Alanah Pearce, would've been better without them and having more competent VAs instead.

>>724760395
But the actual villain won't?

Im not reading all that, but im sorry for your loss or im happy for you.

>>724760287
kek this really cemented her white woman aura. how is this bitch a hero for hire but sits at a desk all day handing off her job tasks to a subordinate

>>724760287
>You like this tall blonde fit superhero with super strength and flight?

>Well actually she's a short blonde scrawny normie with no superpowers.

why would you even do this

>>724760464
Why is blud yapping?

>>724760304
I found the dispatch segments enjoyable enough, so I hope so. Maybe have an endless mode, or something.

>>724760464
not reading that plus I just got paid to reply

>>724760464
Look at who is involved in this game and you should realize that the target audience are teens, women and brown people.

>>724760542
The fuck are you on about?

>>724760287
This shit was so fucking stupid.
And also realistic considering the corpo environment it takes place in.

>>724760554
>saying blud and yapping
What are you 100 years old?
Can someone in this century reply to me?

>>724760542
>blonde
*brunette

>>724760464
trvth nvke

Totally normal for a thread to have no replies for a while and then immediately have people jump onto a mildly negative post, all within less than a minute.

>>724760658
You watch your mouth, buddy boy. Otherwise you’ll be donezo, see?

>>724760687
confirmation bias

>>724760464
The overly convoluted insult is a reddit thing, I agree with the rest. I'll also add that they seemingly forgot about the main story after chapter 1, it will definitely feel rushed

so if all the good Telltale people came to Ad-Hoc, that means that TWAU2 is basically DOA if it even comes out, right?

canon

>>724752146 (OP)
i just realized the batfag is not even on the cover

holy based

I hope they drop the next trailer tomorrow before our schizophrenia becomes unrecoverable

>>724760756
Fanfiction is not canon.

>>724760658
Answer the question, buddy boy. I need the skinny

>>724760687
>jump on a mildly negative post
>half of the replies agree with the post
What is it then? Paid shills or paid trolls?

>>724752146 (OP)
>This this will be a fun Superhero game setting with a twist
>It's just Hasbin Hotel swear swear sex sex dick cock rubbish.
>All my hope to see where this story goes has gone out the windows because I'm finding it very juvenile

>>724760756
based
hot ghetto ass black chick and timid white nerd best pairing

>>724760756
I need porn on this chocolate queen, NOW

>>724760287
The program isn't a freebie, if you don't want to be a hero and do the work, you don't get to be a hero

It's literally the ENTIRE REASON that Invisigal got her act together, and you're COMPLAINING because you are a fucking pussy who doesn't understand how anything works in the real world.

You have to FIRE people sometimes.

>>724760753
Supposedly AdHoc already written the entire season 2 for Wolf a while ago, so unless they trash it or start heavily modifying it it should be on a similar level to Dispatch
IF it comes out, since it looks like it's been quietly cancelled at this point

>>724756348
She lived in Flint. Mind got fucked by the water.

>>724760806
i unironically enjoy hazbin hotel so this shit is perfect for me

>>724760776
The trailer will almost definitely drop on a monday.

>>724759479
>game designer remembers nerds nutting their pants for GoGo in the big hero 6 movie
>just color her brown
Characters design is so fucking easy.

>>724754357
There's not explosions happening every 2 seconds to keep their attention.

>>724760756
Just when I thought it couldn't get more based in here.

>>724760806
The game made it pretty clear from the onset that this is you babysitting douchey excons through Goodness Lessons 101, anon. Not sure how it managed to blindside you.

All right, I'm at that point, gents: Coupe or Sonar?

>>724758059
I hope the Eastern scene picks this game up so we can have a lot of good art.

>>724757616
>>724757748
Gaymingcirclejerk doesn't even play games. They just complain and ship straight characters.

>>724752146 (OP)
Notice how Robert is staring right at Blonde Blazer? BBchads keep winning

>>724760928
Whomever you didn't send to train with BB.

>>724760756
>Waterboy has the body type of a long dick lanky god
>his super power is getting everything really wet all the time
Makes perfect sense that a wild Black bitch would love a White boy like that
She could ride him all night long and never need lube

>>724760848
>Heym why'd you break up with alien boyfriend?
>I needed to shake things up. Also you have to fire someone.
>Why?
>I needed to shake things up.
When you're done pretending like you've played or watched the game, let me know.

>>724760928
>Coupe
She actually only gives a shit about the job, she literally tells you she was faking joy for Invisigal because she thought she was gonna get thrown out
>Sonar
He actually thinks this is his second chance at life and really wishes to stay on the team

>>724760928
I'd fire Coupe, Sonar seems like he's actually trying to improve as a hero and as a person. Coupe seems like she's just biding time until a better offer comes along.

>>724760756
gives off MirkoxMumenRider vibes

>>724760979
Kill yourself you retarded clown. It's obvious why she broke up with her alien boyfriend, by the way. Autistic faggot. Sometimes, you DO have to shake things up to get results. What planet do you live on? Stupid-cunt-planet?

>>724752146 (OP)
hmmm

>>724760756
based

>>724760848
It’s a rehabilitation program. You’re supposed to help them rehabilitate, not send them packing for shits and giggles

>>724761045
POTATOED

>>724760928
Coupe.

>Is the one that started the sabotaging bullshit
>Is objectively the worse person out of the two.

>>724761064
It's not for shits and giggles, did you not see what happened to Invisigal?
I swear to God you autistic people do not understand causality

>>724760979
This is why every anon who didn't go on a date with her is bricked. She will take out her sexual frustration out on the team again

>>724760998
>That "Sonar will remember this" popup if you choose to keep him
I'm going to expect great things from this mutant.

>>724761107
Saying “to shake things up” means for shits and giggles

>>724760928
Whoever sent coupe away instead of sonar is actually a faggot

>>724761045
INVISIBROS???

>>724760926
The dick within the first 20 minutes
Then the nipple slip
Then the wet dream
Then the porn on the computer.

None of that shit is needed. It takes me away from the actual game. What part of that was actually advertised?

>>724761085
I'm going to add to this - if this question was asked before episode 3 released, I'd say Sonar without hesitation. Coupe seemed like a cold professional at first, somebody with no heart for the job, but she follows orders and gets shit done.
Then episode 3 shows that she's just as bad as the rest of them, or maybe even worse.

>>724761164
dude, you couldve just said youre a fag in a few words

>>724761107
Who’s the autistic one here?

>>724760465
Yeah, that’s the twist.

>>724761132
wait it only happens with sonar? you dont get "coupe will remember this" if you keep her?

>>724761010
Abused house husband Robert!

>>724761165
Think about it Anon, Sonar is at the bottom because he can't control his transformation and that fucks up some of his tasks, but why is Couple also at the bottom? She's supposed to be highly skilled but she's probably just doing the bare minimum to get paid

>>724761107
Okay, now that Coupe and Sonar are decided, the next two on the chopping block at Invisigal and Prism, right? Surely the game won't play favorites...

>>724761153
No it means that the results aren't coming forward and without the potentiality of being cut, results can become skewed to the bottom
There's a reason you're not allowed to do whatever you want in class and be truant and fail to turn in assignments but then still remain in extra curricular activities or on your sports team. Nah, you get cut. Doesn't matter if you just won the first game ever.

>>724761257
Invisigal is the secondary protagonist of this game, just like Joker was in Telltale Batman. She is not going anywhere.
If anybody is getting cut (big if) it will be either Malevola and Punch-up (both are barely even characters), or Prism and Flambae.

>>724761227
No. cause Coupe is a selfish bitch

>>724759405
you let her ruin your life first

>>724761164
>im such a dull person that this bothered me
We get it. You're free to play the hundreds of other "safe" and boring games that all play out with the same tone as much as you want.

>>724761257
Oh no, Thundercuck escaped his jail cell which bumped his threat level by another 50 points
What's that? Invisigal is on the scene and captured him already? WELL DONE 100 POINTS TO INVISIGAL
Sorry Golem, should've tried harder

>>724754357
I'm getting really tired of stupid racist people. Everything has to be white centric, or black centric or gay centric, or they/them centric. Like there aren't a billion other subjects or ranges of emotion that all humans feel. Fuck gaming.

>>724761257
Employment is not an elimination game, it's not like you have to cut someone every single week like some reality show. But maybe, every 6 months yeah that could happen if someone is a lazy shit and doesn't maintain the quality of the brand.

You're getting new people in all the time at every job.....you realize that right?

>>724761273
You’re a corporate cuck

>>724761227
Yes. Coupe looks at you and clearly notices what happened, but there's no pop-up.
It's probably an oversight, but it fits the character.

What's the point of "choices" in romances if devs are extremely bias to one?

>>724761346
You've never had to fire someone or discipline someone in the workplace, have you

>>724761179
Your*
And you don't need to tell me what I am. I'm not a prude who has to be stimulated by seeing cocks and it's every 30 mins.

>>724761227
Nope. She takes her job for granted, and assumed that Invisigal would get the boot. Sonar understands he's on the edge, and appreciates you not pushing him.

>>724759606
Chase doesn't seem like he even wants to be there

>>724761042
>Why did you break up with your alien boyfriend?
>I just needed to shake things up. Also you need to fire someone.
>Why?
>Because i just wanted to shake things up.
>this is how they talk in corporate land
Again, let me know when you stop being retarded.

>>724761045
It's just a reference to the Marvel Swimsuit Special.

>>724761429
Chase can't move too fast or he'll age. I'm sure he'd love to dance. He's only forty, after all.

>>724761429
>They don't know I'm 30 years old

>>724761362
Same point why there's multiple girls in every manga and harem anime but the mangaka will inevitably pick the worst one every single time
No one knows

>>724761470
Why did Blazer break up with Phenomaman? Do you know?

>>724761429
He's a thirty-nine-year-old stuck in the body of a seventy-something standing in a room full of people he spends his days yelling at. I'd probably be nursing a beer in the corner too.

>>724761508
he couldnt pound her pussy

>>724761257
If this was a David Cage game you would be able to fire Invisigal and the story would change for it. But since this is a Telltale game and she's one of the main characters, she has plot immunity until the final episode, possibly until the final QTE/decision even.

>very serious about keeping his job
>dresses like a professional because he wants to show how serious he is
>clearly knows you're Mecha Man but never mentions it
>also implied to be grateful if you keep him on the team
>is maybe the only character in the team that never actually mocks Robert
I actually really like this dude, originally I thought he was gonna be completely insufferable cuz of his voice actor but nah he's great

>>724761508
>>724761527
She's a career woman, but she wants to settle down. But unfortunately for Phenomaman, he can't impregnate her.

>>724761534
>If this was a David Cage game
it would've been shit

>>724761549
>Does cocaine on the job

>>724761549
That’s why I look past the fact that he snorts mountains of cocaine while on the clock

>>724761549
He calls you weird. That's grounds for firing.

>>724761581
Do you think that your boss would tell that to you, or do you think she might say something a bit cynical like "shake things up"?
Do you need her to explain it to Robert in order for you to follow the sequence of events yourself?

>>724761591
To be fair, you did send a recovering addict to a drug bust

>>724761591
If you pay attention the dialogue, you hear that Prism set that up and told the caller to sent Sonar for that very reason

>In the span of 1 hour the shitposting suddenly ceases, and the thread is filled exclusively with the discussion of the game
What is this phenomenon called?

>>724761591
>>724761609
He's clearly not happy about it, he was a drug addict in the past and only relapses because he gets tempted by one of the other heroes I don't remember who

>>724761671
Phenomeman.

>>724761630
She can't even tell it to Phenomaman on their date, just says "Goodbye" and leaves

>>724761683
Prism

>>724761582
You could've just said you had bad taste and we could've ended the conversation already.

>>724761549
>>724761609
He's going to an addiction recovery program, and he only falls off the wagon because Prism called up her personal dealer for a "favor" to make him look bad prior to the downsizing.

>>724761508
He's unironically an autistic alien. She wants to settle down or feel like shes in a real relationship, but his idea of settling down or having a future with her is just the both of them fighting crime for the rest of their lives. He doesn't understand the concept, its clearly shown that he doesn't understand just basic concepts like Robert making a sarcastic joke. Imagine being with someone like that, that you basically have this communication barrier with because they're quite literally an alien to basic concepts and understandings. Thats not a relationship, its just baby sitting.

>>724761671
What time does India go to bed?

>>724761714
But she did tell Phenomaman that is what she wanted. God damn you fucking autists are unbelievable.
This is why you haven't had sex

>>724761734
>Dude, civil rights and holocaust, lmao
David Cage is a hack, and you are a pleb for liking him.
Dispatch is not perfect, gameplay-wise it's not even as good as Batman, but I'd not want Cage to touch it with a 10 foot pole

>>724761614
He also calls himself a freak, he's chill

>>724761549
ROBBIE BOY
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING HUH?

>>724761734
Now post a moment that you like from the Markus or Kara chapters

>>724761734
Conner and Hank were the only good part of Detroit and you know it

>>724761549
You forgot one other thing
>immediately starts grinding coffee with a loud coffee grinder while you and Invisibitch are arguing so that the arab with super human hearing doesn't hear the argument and spread the gossip like wildfire

>>724761132
>>724761227
that only pops up because Batso will be a romanceable character, and coop will not

>>724761734
>>724761902
Agreed, game would've been a 10/10 with a story completely focussed on them, instead we got a 5/10 at best

>>724761943
I hope you are lying.

>>724761758
You can see clearly the type of people who would get upset about her breaking up with Phenomaman and the fact that she got drunk with Robert the way she did. Any real person can realize that she's starved of being seen as a regular woman, but her intimidating status keeps all suitors away. We don't know how long she's been with Phenomaman or the last time she's had sex, so it all just makes sense.

yo lowkey can't handle this game fr. cringe ahh reddit millenial writing. literal porn n shit. uncs in this thread being attracted to a 27 year old child fucking diddy blud ahh niggas

>>724761085
People keep saying Coupe starts the sabatoging, but it seems to be entirely based on who is sent, like I had Golem sabotage Punchup as the first one.

>>724762013
i would've liked it if they aged her down a decade

>>724762046
Coupe started it by chaining up Batboy in the gym. It's not an accident - she did it because they're tied for the last place.

Coupe is peak and can't be cut in my eyes, fuck the demonic crypto faggot bat. He's clearly better as a villain

>>724761993
Part of it's insecurity regarding being a regular woman, given that Phenomaman clearly preferred Blonde Blazer. Though as Robert points out, her "transformation" is about two inches of height and a dye-job, so clearly it's more of a mindset issue.

>>724761960
The Kara section could’ve been better if they didn’t have the daughter be an android, too.

>>724762096
Oh, you mean like that.

Yeah, kind of a dick move, but by that point I had invested too much into her, so I couldn't dump her.

coup fans still delusional thinking they are going to get some

>>724762096
Invisigal would and did the same kind of shit, going after Malevola, and everyone just says she is a quirky rebel
Coupe is right for going after Batboy the way she did because he's a fucking moron and deserves to be the villain

>>724761943
I highly doubt that, no matter how much thirsty artwork Sonar gets on twitter. More likely, he'll end up doing something extremely heroic potentially at the cost of his life.

>>724762013
Nigger posts this shit and complains about millennial writing.

>>724762271
Nah Coupe is just a better hero
The nipple and dick and burp jokes from Sonar are cute enough but Robert Robertson takes the job seriously

>>724754396
Black media doesn't exist in America.
You could have a black rap artist, with black producers, all black featuring, a black manager, black beatmakers, black ghost writers and there still would be at least 1 but usually several white people involved, either the guy making to cover, the mastering, the marketing, distribution and whatnot. There is factually no form of media in america that is 100 black that isn't entirely indie, unlike for white media.
If you want black media you need to look up in Africa, the only place where 100% black media actually is.

>>724762443
>Coupe is a better hero
Oh yeah? She’s meant to be this cool badass assassin, and yet she was tied for last place

I wanna fuck Chase to death, make him turn to dust on the bed

it's time to migrate

>>724762443
>Nah Coupe is just a better hero
Sonar has an actual excuse for being at the bottom, Coupe is just a mercenary and would betray everyone for money

>>724762443
I think that's the point, Coupe is efficient but she's not being rehabbed at all. The second she can bail for a bigger check she won't think twice. Sonar is more likely to come out the other end as a better person/hero, which is the goal of the phoenix program.

I wish the firing was based off who you weren't using, Punchup sees so little work when I have Flambe and Golem I'd have no issues losing him.

>>724762443
No she fucking isn't. I could hand her a twenty and tell her to kill your ass, and she would without blinking. She's only doing hero shit cause she gets paid for it

>>724762640
>She's only doing hero shit cause she gets paid for it
And if what the others state is the truth she just gambles all her money away anyway

>>724762491
>There's no blacks talented enough to make the cover, master the song, market it or distribute
What did anon mean by this

>>724762443
>Nah Coupe is just a better hero
>straight up attempts to murder you when you tell her she's fired
>threaten you that she'll come back to kill your ass
>fucks off by breaking one of the office windows
Meanwhile Sonar
>is simply shocked by the news
>transforms and screams at you for intimidation because he's angry but doesn't mean any harm
>leaves the room looking undeniably sad
>still takes the door and opens it while in giant bat form
I pick Sonar because I'm racist and Coup isn't a hot black woman but even if I was into her design she's a fucking cunt and FAAAR more dangerous than the entire rest of the team.

>>724755414
>Bean
What's his power

>>724755432
>"straight vi"
I hate Arcanefags so fucking much

>>724762960
He can change the battery in the fire alarm.

>>724761734
David Cage was relentlessly made fun of for his absurdedly awful stories for more than a decade at this point.

Ok I’m shocked that there are still fags calling this game wokeslop. Am I missing something, because outside of some millennial writing/humor, the game sins against almost every woke principle.
The straight white male MC is a competent hero who has two girls swoon over him. He is platonic friends with the other male characters, no fag shit here other than phenomeman joke/fanservice. And about the romances:option 1 is taming the rebellious tomboy. Option 2 is getting a superheroine to give up being a girlboss. These details alone are enough for any other game to be cancelled by the leftist crowd, and unless I’m severely misreading the situation there’s probably more in the game that would go against their principles. Sorry for politic sperging, but I’m sick of when imo a RW win is handed on a silver platter for it to be written off immediately because it’s western animation.

>>724752714
fuck you

>>724763403
That's just what homos do, man.
They don't want shit like this to succeed, so they call it what they think people will dislike. Which is them.