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Anonymous No.724763203 [Report] >>724763274 >>724765146 >>724765798 >>724765958 >>724768176 >>724769641 >>724770139 >>724770160 >>724770228 >>724770596
Why does /v/ hate Nu-Lara?
Anonymous No.724763272 [Report] >>724769978
Do I look like a fucking horse to you?
Anonymous No.724763274 [Report] >>724769978
>>724763203 (OP)
I love cumming for her
Anonymous No.724763302 [Report] >>724763654 >>724769978
Cause she burns coal
Anonymous No.724763470 [Report]
Anonymous No.724763654 [Report]
>>724763302
Oh come on, just that ONE time when she went hitchhiking with Sam
Anonymous No.724765146 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
Anonymous No.724765236 [Report]
nulara is soulless
Anonymous No.724765798 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
She's boring as fuck. Nu-Lara games are ashamed of what they are (or supposed to be), just like nu-007
Anonymous No.724765886 [Report]
I heard rise and shadow are better than 2013
Anonymous No.724765947 [Report]
She's just a completely different character with the same name
Anonymous No.724765958 [Report] >>724767453 >>724770101
>>724763203 (OP)
Fuck Lara, post Lune
Anonymous No.724767453 [Report]
>>724765958
>fuck lara
Ofc
Anonymous No.724768176 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)

They took a flashy and over-the-top character and made her brown, gray and dull. Only energy Nu-Lara games have is "what if my wife is watching" energy.
Anonymous No.724769641 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
I feel like every single cutscene with her feels exactly like the last one. The game won't stop beating you over the head about her traits and goals to the point it feels pedantic.
Anonymous No.724769978 [Report] >>724770321 >>724770323
I LOVE my wife Lara...!
>>724763272
>>724763274
>>724763302
Ngh...
Anonymous No.724770101 [Report]
>>724765958
>e33 tranny
kill yourself
Anonymous No.724770139 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
Because she's not flipping and diving around avoiding traps and blasting things with dual pistols.
Anonymous No.724770160 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
mediocre games that can't get anything right. even when she finally uses her dual pistols at the end of one game, shes back to being a bumbling loser at the start of the next. she's supposed to be a badass sociopathic thief
Anonymous No.724770228 [Report]
>>724763203 (OP)
>her new video is just a werewolf fucking her while she's stone-faced
Meh
Anonymous No.724770321 [Report] >>724770990
>>724769978
Your wife fucks anons
Anonymous No.724770323 [Report] >>724770990
>>724769978
source
Anonymous No.724770363 [Report]
I don't get the hate either. She looks fine to me. And the games are solid 7/10, with different flavors. 2 and 1 are more action oriented and the third leans into exploration and tombs more. The people that hate these games are nostalgia blinded boomers who make onions faces when they can play Lara with tank controls and shitty camera.
Anonymous No.724770596 [Report] >>724770990
>>724763203 (OP)
Her games represent everything that is wrong with modern vidya, I just couldn't stand them.
HOWEVER, I think she's super hot, but in a "needs to be raped by a pack of wolves" way. There's just something infinitely addictive in seeing her suffer, I blame the devs for pushing her ryona down our throat.
Anonymous No.724770990 [Report] >>724771029
>>724770321
And...?
>>724770323
benjibonjo
>>724770596
>in a "needs to be raped by a pack of wolves" way
Ngh...
Anonymous No.724771029 [Report] >>724771324
>>724770990
Do you even share a bed?
Anonymous No.724771304 [Report]
>muh ryona

I'm tired of this talking point. The deaths are tame as fuck and in no way worse than what you can inflict on others in other games.
Anonymous No.724771324 [Report]
>>724771029
No...