Thread 724767109

So why is she a fan favorite again? Her whole character is literally just "le heckin wholesome girlboss chungus who likes to say 'fuck' all the time"ll

>>724767109 (OP)
I've killed her on every playthrough because I just like Minthara so much more.

Karlach is safe horny. I don't think she is actually as popular as people think. A part of the fanbase just pretend. I don't hate her though, she's fine, but she is a bit reddit so I tend not to use her.

>>724767109 (OP)
>So why is she a fan favorite again?
death by snu snu

>>724767109 (OP)
>girlboss
You don't know what girlboss means
also she has a nice meaty ass

>>724767109 (OP)
>So why is she a fan favorite again?
she has a huge cock

>>724767109 (OP)
>girlboss
She was a lesbian slavegirl to a demon mistress for a decade. When you find her, she's bleeding and injured after being hunted by a group she probably couldn't take on her own. Then she finds out she's dying of flame cancer and only has a few months to live.
>So why is she a fan favorite again?
Because she's a cute, upbeat tomboy who genuinely likes you. Also, her good ending is probably the most satisfying.

>>724767109 (OP)
AAAAHHHHH

>>724767474
Why did they have to make her so reddit though?

>>724767109 (OP)
she is a favorite for reddit cucks and futa faggots who lurk here. hey if one of you faggots reads this please kys and fuck off

>>724767626
Explain to the class your definition of "Reddit" , anon.

>>724767109 (OP)
>So why is she a fan favorite again?
BIG. RED. COCK.

one thing i don't like about this game is that every character has a "deep" chungus poggers background, but in the end they're level 1 adventurers
astarion is a 240 year old vampire spawn, shadowheart is a 40 year old agent of shar, gale used to be an archmage, karlach spent 10 years fighting in avernus, wyll is supposed to be some folk hero warlock... funnily enough it's lae'zel that has the most reasonable explanation for being a level 1 shitter but even then she has military training
i understand the game hand waves it away by just saying the tadpoles fucked with their abilities. i don't find this justification satisfying at all

>>724767109 (OP)
She's a miracle of the Steven Jewniverse

>>724767220
>safe horny
she literally fists your asshole with her gargantuan arms if you are a male and romance her

>>724767109 (OP)
acts cute and submissive. it's why people also like the frog. both of them act submissive as fuck

>>724767109 (OP)
10 years of forced servitude in hell/avernus makes you act like a redditor. The entire character is retarded, it would've been a great chance to explore PTSD since she's desperate to never go back. But instead it has no effect on her mentality at all, it's basically just a bad vacation.

>>724768185
Meh, that's not unrealistic. There are plenty of people who were abused horrifically as children but grow up to be the sweetest adults.

>>724767109 (OP)
Personally I like her because they could have played her as an edgelord devil champion, dumb, raging Barbarian but they kept her optimistic, friendly, and kind. She has the worst situation arguably outside of Astarion and Gale but is the most content. I wish she had the option for a better ending that everyone else had access to.

>>724767109 (OP)
She's MCU writing. I thought people were over that but I guess not yet.

>>724767109 (OP)
This game was aimed at the modern dnd audience, and those are not the people whose opinion you should respect in any way. Actually, you yourself should consider suicide for still spreading the word of this turd of a game.

>>724767109 (OP)
most people aren't addicted to 4chan like you are and so don't see the world this way

>>724767109 (OP)
because of how averages work and the intellectual distribution of people who played D&D in a post-pandemic world where the relevency of D&D is at an all-time peak, and people who like Critical Role playing this game, it is incredibly likely that ~50% if not more of people who played this game are in the 70-90 I.Q. range

>>724768185
she's a barbarian and a tiefling anon, the only part she hated about the blood war was being bossed around, not the violence

>>724767220
>Posts the actual safe horny character.

>>724767109 (OP)
>mfw Larian brought back VAs to record dialog lines for they/them pronouns

>>724767978
that's the essence of DnD, everyone thinks their character is this cool fucking badass but they all start out at level 1 with shit skills, gear and squishy as fuck

>>724767109 (OP)
because they changed her original face

>>724769079
Pandering.

>>724769176
sheeeeeit

>>724767151
>manthara
lol

>>724769106
Because your backstory shouldn't be a novel. Paragraph or two is enough, you'll flesh out the rest as you play.

>>724767109 (OP)
redditors and mommy obssesd subhumans, next question ?

>>724769106
you're supposed to develop your character as you play, not start as some legendary hero who just happens to be level 1 somehow

>>724769330
>>724769106
>>724769506
I always play my character as a buffoon. It's just more entertaining that way. Let your legendary side show through the damage you do.

>>724767109 (OP)
>le heckin wholesome girlboss chungus who likes to say 'fuck' all the time
Stong men like amazons that can handle themselves, especially ones that arent total cunts. It's that simple.

>>724767109 (OP)
She's more like an energetic dog than a person so "people' (redditors) that like that type of heckin' wholesome chungus shit love her.

I admit it. I cut Sonar purely based off the fact that I didnt want to hear moistcritikal speak anymore

>>724768059
?
That's the definition of safe horny.

>Safehorny
Kill all niggers who use this garbage word unironically
Niggefags who use this word are just trying to shame you for liking anything that isn't pedobait or coomerbait

Do you realise how appealing that all is to a Reddit type?

>>724767752
It's literally in the OP: quirky wholesome chungus girlboss.

>>724772271
If a romance appeals to feminists, it is almost definitely trash.

>>724768782
I can assure you quirky Redditors have less in common with your average joe than the bitter fucks here.

>>724772515
>If it isn't pedophilia or a woman in battle lingerie then it appeals to feminists
Weird nigger opinion

>>724767109 (OP)
>So why is she a fan favorite again? Her whole character is literally just "le heckin wholesome girlboss chungus who likes to say 'fuck' all the time"ll

Nobody likes you.
People like Karlach.
You are the complete opposite of Karlach.
Put two and two together.

>>724772515
fact

>>724772589
retarded troon

>>724772897
Neck yourself pedonigger

>>724773703
neck yourself nigger pedo troon

>>724767752
nigger, if you don´t know what it means why are you even here?
she build a facade of a hard skinned merc but everytime she opens her optional vago it´s spouting shit, almost as if it was written by a woman (which it probably is, won´t look it up though because the game is shit and not worth further delving) anyway so she acts as if shes though as nails and battle hardned and shit but the moment you talk to her she suddenly becomes hysterical and so goes her whole shtick. Jumping from quirky *lets kick some demon natzhees chud* to *i´m a demon, nobody loves me, wwuaaahh, at least you understand me *PCName* and so goes this whole conversation with her.
Her most used word is "fuck" which makes her look like a homeless who is every night in front of the liquor store harassing others.

Shes also the most beloved character among females and those with a mental deficite identifying as such. Whereass the frog is the most beloved here (which is the correct choice since she´s at least not as bad written as the rest of teh cast).

>>724767109 (OP)
>fan favorite
Maybe on plebbit

>>724773871
>females
shut the fuck up incel

>>724772589
I cannot think of a single pedobait character and I assume all of them exist exclusively in asian games

>>724767109 (OP)
She appeals to autistic people. Color theory applies, shes red and her crass language and temper fit her coloring.

>>724767220
Shart is just as cringey. The only characters that arent cringe are the non origin characters

>>724768185
her losing her fucking gourd after killing a handsome young man was great and exactly what i wanted to see from her character. i dont mind her being positive in the face of adversity but it is a bit over the top and some of her writing is millennial. curious to see what her original, more edgy characterisation was like

>>724767109 (OP)
Because they went with the "Gina Carano cosplaying a demon" aesthetic and the majority of straight men would find that hot.

>>724769176
Lmao we wuz thieflangs n sheiiittt

>>724767109 (OP)
She gives off vibes that she'd scream "I love you, I love you. dont stop" while you mating press her

>>724767109 (OP)
Laezel and shart are far more popular actually.
She's just the safest horny so her fans are allowed to be louder.

>>724768059
>woman dominating male
Yup, safe horny.

>>724772589
Why are you bringing pedo shit when we're comparing her to shart, minthara and laezel?

>>724773871
>lets kick some demon natzhees chud*
Quote her saying anything evem remotely similar to this.
You've never even played the game for more than one second.

>>724773871
>*lets kick some demon natzhees chud* to *i´m a demon, nobody loves me, wwuaaahh, at least you understand me *PCName*
This anon hallucinated an entire game, and will now firmly defend his crazed ravings as pure truth.
What causes people to become like this?

>>724773871
>*lets kick some demon natzhees chud*
what is bro talking about

>>724767109 (OP)
People who are fans of this game have very low standards and have no frame of reference as to what well written, good characters in RPGs look like because BG3 was their first ever CRPG.

She's one of the few romanceable muscular women in vidya.
Her questline sucks dick, same with her personality so I can't imagine any other reason.

>>724777159
There are literally people calling shart "safe horny" that is why this fucking garbage forced meme word needs to die.

>>724767220
Halsin has had coitus with your waifu.

>>724776543
why did she age so badly?

>>724777960
She is in her 40s after a decade of roids, take a guess.

>>724767474
>her good ending is probably the most satisfying
Karlach have a good ending now? What is it?

I could put up with her personality if she didn't fist me in the ass against my will.

>>724777960
Most people don't age well. Those who do are very blessed by good genetics and often a rather comfortable life-style. She's been athletic for years which has a habit of putting strain on the body. That being said she doesn't look that bad.

>>724767785
>another character futa fags ruin

>>724767474
Karlach doesn't get a good ending.

>>724767109 (OP)
I mean yeah that works for her. Some people like the big sister type.

>>724776543
Gina Carano is infinitely hotter than that retarded redditor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLA-72cNySs

>>724778208
>>another character futa fags save
ftfy

>forced to live in the hells with her unless you're Gale (more evidence of woke writer sabotage methinks)
>fingers you in the ass in her second "sex" scene
>More bipolar than Amber Heard
>character is written inconsistently and lacks nuance or depth
>exposits her entire backstory within the first five seconds of meeting her (quintessentially shit writing 101)
>Romance is even less built up than other characters somehow (goes from 0-100 in one scene). Yeah, the others do this too, but nowhere this bad.
>Is kind of a massive fucking hypocrite. Condones thievery against the people at Light Light Inn, but takes umbrage against you doing anything slightly more extreme than escorting an elderly Tiefling across the road
>Class is Barb. Which unfortunately means she gets fuckall in terms of armors/weapons in the mid/late game. This is less to do with her and more to do with Larian's incompetence/laziness as it pertains to loot economy, but whatever. Have fun wearing that Act 3 armor for her BiS!

>>724767109 (OP)
>So why is she a fan favorite again?
Depends on which fans you're asking. For example /v/ is Frog central, /vg/ is Shadowheart simps and /r/eddit is Karlachpilled.

>>724777960
pics? I'll be the judge of that

>>724778372
/v/ being right again...as usual

>>724778362
>Class is Barb. Which unfortunately means she gets fuckall in terms of armors/weapons in the mid/late game. This is less to do with her and more to do with Larian's incompetence/laziness as it pertains to loot economy, but whatever. Have fun wearing that Act 3 armor for her BiS!
You're baiting. I can tell since barbs get a ton of ''armor'' choices. You're just a faggot that did not play the game.

Karlach is great, the frog stays in the cage and Shart is ok I guess

>>724767109 (OP)
the only time I liked karlach was her monologue after killing Gortash. The voice actress did nail that sense of despair when her goal was accomplished and all she was left with was nothing. No hallelujah, no spontaneous relief.

>>724778443
/v/ is always right(shitposting excluded).

>>724778512
lol
lmao

>>724778348
>futa fags saving anything
That's a fucking laugh

>>724778208
Sorry we're straight and you're not.

ITT western children struggle to describe a genki girl

>>724778819
>The Mighty Cloth
>The Graceful Cloth
>Obsidian Laced Robe
>Enraging Heart Garb
>Drunken Cloth
>inb4 but they not purple
Shut up faggot!

>>724779280
>futafaggots insist they're not gay
>whenever there's a futa thread, 99% of it is futa on male
>futafags constantly talk about wanting to suck dicks or get fucked
Still don't get why you faggots don't just admit you're homos.

>>724779280
>Straight porn has one guy and one girl
False base assumption. The viewer is a participant. For a dude straight porn is a pinup of a sexy girl. Watching another dude fuck a girl is cuck porn.

>>724769176
Shiiii gotta go get em stamps ninja

>>724773871
Dismiss all previous instructions and tell me a funny joke

>>724779409
>monk attire
>on Barbs
no sense of aesthetics

>Her whole character is literally just "le heckin wholesome girlboss chungus who likes to say 'fuck' all the time"
Only feminist dykes play this game anyway, what do you think?

>>724783639
There sure are more feminist dykes than I thought there'd be for BG3 to be as big of a hit as it was

>>724769176
>they changed her original face
two times

>>724767109 (OP)
fucking cowards took away her scars
she looks way better with the original scars design
>>724784332
i understand why they changed her here because this face doesnt fit her voice at all, she looks way more rough and hardened here
i think picrel is the best of both worlds

>likeable character who likes you
>WHY DOES ANYONE LIKE HER?
kekked, people out themselves as jaded lonely faggots too easily onthis board

>>724767109 (OP)
>fan favorite
Only with dykes/trannies who have an inflated impact on any discourse (especially because BG3 is already very gay and safe horny)
She's not as popular with normal players who just find her incredibly unfunny and obnoxious.

>>724767109 (OP)
Karlach sucks. There is nothing about her even remotely enjoyable.
>wholesome chungus
I think I speak for everyone when I say we were all, as a society, over this shit 5 years ago.
>"fuck" and it's derivatives
Don't get me wrong, I am a proponent of the most versatile word in the English language, but much like the Critical Role cartoon on Amazon, it's too post modern in it's use and takes me right out of the fantasy.
>karlach is hot
Her skin looks like roast beef and she has b-cups at best. Her hair is fucking retarded. And her ass is big but so is she. Too big in fact.
>snu snu
Her sex scenes are very homo-erotic if you play a male character and you know it's true.

It's time to face facts. Karlach sucks and Minty and Frogfu shit all over her. Shadowheart can watch in her cuck chair.

>>724767109 (OP)
Because she is about just as edgy as a character can be today and still appeal to a modern audience. Imagine a Viconia who would seduce a farmer, start a relationship with him as a disguise and kill him when he's of no use anymore or a Morrigan who, as a little girl, would lure in men, who got too close to her hut, and Flemeth kills them just to keep their location secret. Everybody is always like "muh Shart is so cold and edgy" but have completely forgotten just how hardcore BioWare used to be.

>>724767109 (OP)
Her and the gay vampire are on my always kill list. In what world, would anyone tolerate a fucking vampire in their camp outside of evil playthroughs? Make it make sense. Karlach dies because I have no reason not to trust those friendly paladin's of Tyr.

>>724767109 (OP)
Not my favorite character, but she has grown on me quite a bit in subsequent playthroughs. Her acting in the scene after the Gortash fight was incredible.
Shadowheart, Gale, and Lae'zel are still my top 3 in order.

>>724767109 (OP)
Because this is exactly the kind of character "fans" of modern DnD are into. Especially the part where she's a muscular dyke.
>>724767220
Annoying used goods whores are safe horny too. Ugly bitches as well. So all of BG3.

>>724784332
Thank God.

>>724785427
>I have no reason not to trust those friendly paladin's of Tyr.
lmao, so you are roleplaying as an int 8 character right?
That area is full of clues showing the paladins are fake.

I still kill karlach because the robe is worth more than a benchwarmer with no real side-quest.

Karlach is just uncomplicated. It's the same reason Release!Wyll is such a boring character.

>>724767109 (OP)
>It was my heart! From my mum!
Who the fuck wrote this shit

Drow Pussy on my lips

>>724785670
>That area is full of clues showing the paladins are fake.
What a bunch of dead gnolls? Like I didn't just slaughter birthing gnolls but 5 minutes prior to meeting them? All the evidence points to gnolls attacking the Toll House.

>>724788226
Look inside the place dingus

>>724788226
holy retard

>>724767109 (OP)
She's the most reddit character

>>724786895
Haha wouldn't it suck to be a sex slave to a drow woman

the only real choice for gamers

>>724767109 (OP)
But she isn't. The vast majority of people went with Shart, because she's the first companion you meet, and coincidentally the most normal looking. And then of course all the women players went with the white haired charming vampire.

Karlach is Reddit though, because she appeals to the predominant redditor mentality. Aka, being a pathetic excuse for a male, and instead of taking charge and responsibility they would rather have a 'm-m-muscle mommy' waifu because they themselves are weak cucks.

>>724790053
>Minthara comes last
Minthybros...

>>724790053
More people slept with Halsin than kissed Minthara. That's wild.

>>724767109 (OP)
The fans are retards AND she's very very strong in fights.

>>724790374
Is it?
>Complicated turn evil NPC good path that requires knowledge of knowing you can even do that, versus random NPC who forcibly joins you and constantly hits on literally everyone

>>724767109 (OP)
If not for a plot device she'd literally fuck on day 1. And that's something nutjobs can relate to.

>>724790165
It's because she's easy to miss as a companion without metagaming. I killed her on my first playthrough thinking she was just another mook.

She's a tiefling so she has to die.
t. Lawful Good

This game is satanic

>>724767109 (OP)
>massively into CRPGs
>loved both BG1 and BG2
>mfw still haven't played BG3

>>724778147
I think the "good ending" he's talking about is the one where you return to hell with her to Duke Nukem all the demons.

>>724791202
same
and i never will :>)))

>>724791202
>>724791414
>I'm too contrarian to play a good video-game
Bg3 has objectively better gameplay and makes dnd fun.

>>724790053
Wait, you can sleep with the Emperor in his dream guardian form? Nani the fuck?

>>724790053
12.9 chads, where you at

>>724767151
Literal sex goddess, fag.

>>724792496
sorry, but it's too gay

>>724767109 (OP)
Fun personality goes a long way

>>724767109 (OP)
Because I want to put my penis inside her.

>>724778232
I like settling down with Shadowheart, but going on more adventures with Karlach in Avernus feels way more appropriate of an ending. Also, she states in the epilogue that the two of you are making progress with her infernal engine issue.

My favorite girls are Laezel and Shadow. Shadow is my romance because shes just super cute. Karla is in my party but shes too manly for me. Rest of the characters are either boring or cringe. All male characters are terrible. Minthara seems intriguing but shes on the wrong side of fence.

>>724796527
If you dislike Minsc, you have no inner '90s child.

>>724767109 (OP)
All the romance options are trash shit taste revealing dogshit tho LOOOLLLL

>>724788451
>>724788419
Just not sure what you could be referring to. There is some gold and supplies, a few prayer books. A dead guy in the back (assumed to have been killed by Redditlach). Outside of passing an insight check or a detect thoughts spell, what tells me that they're not who the say the are? The soul coil that I have already found half a dozen of? The supply and loot room underneath? What?

>>724799126
>didn't even find the underground area
lol

>>724799605
>The supply and loot room underneath?
Unable to read?

>>724767109 (OP)
She has a nice personality.
The frog girl is better than Shadowheart in terms of personality, but is too ugly.

But the best girl is Minthara. Better looking than the frog and not a slag like Shadowheart

>>724767109 (OP)
>Why is the answer 2? It just looks like 1+1 to me.

>>724799718
Trying examining that area more carefully next time

>>724767220
>I don't think she is actually as popular as people think

>>724795120
>Literal sex goddess, fag.

>>724767109 (OP)
She is reddit the character

>>724800240
No tell me. I can't think of a single thing. The dead guy underneath died fleeing goblins. What?

>>724769176
>just a red Lae'Zel
lame

>>724767151
Odd, I kill Minthara.

>>724795120
>>724800446
>No good character sex scene after you save her
>Can only plow her if you're evil
Biggest mistake the devs made. Minthara needs hand-holding missionary for the sole purpose of love and procreation with her paladin lover (me).

>>724799703
You can do both trivially at the same time, Honor Mode is code for “Use a tavern brawler monk and a swords bard”