Thread 724778251

FUCK

YES YES YES

Make it happen, I need more Keanu Chungus in my reddit life :)

>>724778251 (OP)
lel

that's pretty neat

>>724778251 (OP)
BASED

I can't think of a worse gimmick for a story focussed arpg than intrusive voice in your head oh and you also have terminal cancer

Game would have been a masterpiece with Nicolas Cage in it.
Shame it will forever be a 5/10 because of they got the Bill&Ted actor.

>>724778251 (OP)
NEVER FADE AWAY

i'm not a fan of keanu chungus, the reddit actor. but i do think he works perfectly as johnny. however, i think bringing him back would ruin the emotional damage done to V, from having him in their head, and then him going away for real, into the blackwall.

at launch and in the beginning i absolutely hated keanu for sikverhand, but after 1000+ hours into it he grew on me

>>724778479
kek

Keanu can't keep doing this to ya boy Jackie

>>724778251 (OP)
are they making another anime season or what

>>724778675
>gimmick
I came to conclusion that this is actually a core feature of normalfag games now. Either you get some retard in your head/constantly contacting you over the radio, or you get MC commenting out loud on every little thing like a retard. Some retard MUST frequently speak or else.

>>724778251 (OP)
Keanu Reeves constantly walks into CDPR office and asks to play Cyberpunk 2077

>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC
>"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play"
>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way

source
https://archive.fo/xDPch

>>724778251 (OP)
Prequel time then.

>>724779421
based keanu

>>724778251 (OP)
the only fun I had with cyberpunk was the prologue and then doing some side gigs, ignoring main quest and pretending keanu wasn't there.

>>724778251 (OP)
WHOLESOME CHUNGUS

>>724779421
I wish I had an autistic gamer bf like that

Unless it's a prequel or alternate universe type of deal then how and why? Let me guess, japs tried copying his engram and it worked so now there's a second, clean one somewhere or some shit? They wouldn't follow up on the takeover ending because you can't facescan him then.

>>724778251 (OP)
He ruined cp 1 and
>>724778636
He ruined the game I reordered.
@keanu
Make Johnny mnemonic 2, not cyberpunk 2.

>>724778705
The had a cool Johnny silver hand until keanu came. He shouldve stayed a cliffhanger, but keanu wanted to play a major role. Asshole.

Keanu is a good guy, but he's a poor actor.

>>724778251 (OP)
Well, depending on the ending you chose, Johnny can end up as an immortal AI living forever in cyberspace. I guess this makes any ending where Johnny keeps V's body non cannon then.

>>724779421
>that way
And the release had to be moved to April. I'm sorry, that's fake news. Came out later.

>>724780542
He makes up for it in effort. It's also probably the reason he only does action movies now.

>>724780573
do the endings where Johnny keeps v's body also have him keep v's implants? I think it would be cool to have one of those endings for the sequel.

i am completely, desperately in love with Panam. and I would use the Going Into Games Machine just to kiss her supple lips and feel the warmth of love for once.

I can't believe they stopped selling this before I got it.

did you really think Johnny wasn't gonna be in Cyberpunk 2? cmon now

Fuck keanu, I'd rather take a closer lookalike to the tabletop. https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/4966

>>724781352
perfect

>>724779063
>I came to conclusion that this is actually a core feature of normalfag games now.
I mean this has been the case since at least the PS2/XBOX/GC era. Joe from Gamesack calls them "radio friends." Even Cortana is basically a radio friend.

>>724781103
Maybe, but most likely not happening, since keeping V's body also mean keeping his/her voice and face, which is the opposite of what they want here.

>>724778251 (OP)
Keanu wants to tell you to kill yourself in the sequel too.

>>724781291
How would he be in a sequel? He's dead.

>>724778251 (OP)
>play again
What fucking play? What acting?
His Wick performance is downright flamboyant compared to the monotonous S H L O C K he vomited into the mic as Johnny Shitterhand

I'm surprised he liked the game that much because he sounds bored out of his mind throughout most of the game

>>724782104
Is this the first time you've watched Keanu in...anything? That's just how he talks.