Thread 724788149

video games really are better than sex

>>724788149 (OP)
i forgot what a dopamine hit feels like. depression sucks

>>724788310
go to the gym

>>724788149 (OP)
I just wanna experience sex once and then die

>>724788463
i stopped going 3 months ago, didnt do anything for me.

>>724788646
that's basically how half the animals species procreate

>>724788463
I've been going for a year, 5 days a week, didn't fix my mood at all. it's just another routine now.

>>724788646
you'll just find out it's nothing special. it's like eating, you'll just get hungry again.

>>724788149 (OP)
Where's porn?

>>724788952
below baseline

>>724789083
You wish nigga, it's probably more than cocaine

>>724788149 (OP)
>video games <$20 via steam sale
>sex $50 illegal, or $1000s buying whores dinners

>>724788149 (OP)
>implying

>>724789254
why would it be higher than actual sex?

>>724789631
think, retard

>>724788952
probably above sex all the freakest/kinky shit you want without any work and starring much higher than what you could get normally

>>724789769
who the fuck can have sex for 5 hours straight

>>724789857
me

>>724788149 (OP)
So what's the message? If you want to feel ungodly good, then do meth?

>>724788646
Sex itself is meh. Jacking off isn't particularly worse.
Sex with someone you like who also likes you is different.

>>724788646
Sex is a nothingburger unless you are really into your partner. Otherwise your hand will do a better job.

>>724788149 (OP)
>sex is better than video games

>>724789940
I mean, that was always the point of meth

>>724788149 (OP)
>he doesn't dopamax on meth and coke while having sex playing video games
idgi

guess I got to start smoking meth

>>724788149 (OP)
>nicotine isnt listed
(((As planned)))

>>724788149 (OP)
>vidya is less destructive to you reinforcement system than sex
boyos, we made the right choice

>>724788646
an invertebrate made this post

>>724790175
>I suck tobacco cocks, and I want attention too!
ok, here it is

>>724789769
>per hour
What a retarded title. Assuming the author was just illiterate, is this then overlaid time series? If so, is it continuous exposure or aftermath?

>>724790346
Funny how you are the one with cock on the mind gayboy. I just wanted the data, but (((someone))) suppresses it.

>>724788149 (OP)
bar chart seems not suited for this
as you'd want like graph to show how much more addictive and ever potential of death (overdose)

>>724790516
>nods along like a jeet
uhuh, yep.. yep... boy you sure love talking about sucking tobacco

>>724790417
aftermath obviously, no one can have sex for 5 hours, brainlet... why are americans so goddamn stupid?

>>724790741
skill issue

>>724790706
Look man I'm not gay sorry to burst your bubble.

>>724790741
label your figure properly instead of forcing people to speculate, nigger

>>724790879
can you also eat food for 5 hours straight?

>>724790881
>I'm not gay
Isn't it time for your smoke break? Go suck on some more fags, faggot.

>>724791056
there's nothing to speculate and I didn't make this shit, just look at the fucking graph and use your tiny ass brain for fucking once holy shit

>>724791061
never been to a buffet?

>>724791225
this isn't what counts as constant eating you fucking idiot

>>724791107
>still thinking of fags and dicks
You were the only one to bring them up ITT.
Go on grindr or something bro, you are barking up the wrong tree

>>724791189
>per hour
Do you know what that means, you fucking retard?
I know you don't; it's a rhetorical question, just like the one which triggered you to begin with.

>>724791315
skill issue

>>724791354
nah wow, you're seriously too stupid to understand this fucking graph, can't help you

>>724788149 (OP)
why do i always feel better and happier after taking a fat shit? does it release dopamine?

>>724791354
look at the fucking filename, nigger

>>724791472
No, you're just too stupid to label it properly.
Here, I googled something to help you become less of a retard:
https://www.storyofmathematics.com/what-does-per-mean-in-math/

>>724791316
Glad you took time out of your 10-minute nicotine withdrawal to bang that post out, I appreciate it

>>724791615
Niggerfaggot see >>724791568

>>724788952
between sex and cocaine

>>724791568
Cool, an ESL filename adding nothing of substance.
Have you learned what "per" means yet?

>>724791719
yeah I too can look at the graph the other guy posted, thank you

>>724791564
Pretty sure it does. Not a doctor but there should be nerves in the bowls that release happy juices after a good shit. By this same mechanism, anal sex can feel good.

>>724791782
I didn't even need to look up what per means, I already understand it which you still clearly don't

>>724791918
Okay, bedtime. Good luck on your unwilling journey to literacy, nigger.

>>724788302
*tabletop games are better than sex.

>>724788149 (OP)
I should try meth

>>724790256
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a praying mantis

>>724788149 (OP)
Dopamine isn't some magical happiness potion. I take prescription amphetamines and they don't make me "happy", they just let me not feel super sleepy like a zombie 24/7. I still have to do things I actually enjoy like playing vidya to have fun.

>>724788149 (OP)
I only play amphetamine, but I might have to invest into some metamphetamine too.

>>724788149 (OP)
Time to stop eating, /v/. Just play vidya.

>>724788952
Less than sex, more than food. Probably near vidoe games.

>>724792414
Isn't dopamine the reward signal?
Like how schizophrenia is a disease that randomly rewards you dopamine even though nothing happens, which makes you imagine something happened and start making weird connections.

>>724788774
He fell for the alpha male scam. Its hood to build unhealthy habits but if that didnt fix your underlying mood you might have a hormonal issue.
My dietician eventually had a hormone test done on me and found out my thyroid was mega slow and started me on a diet that really turned my shit around

>>724792673
Neurotransmitters have a fuckload of functions which are highly dependant on which neuroreceptors are even receiving them in the first place. Dopamine is thought to be part of the brain's reward system, but it also does way too much other stuff to be just a "feel good chemical". Too much or too little in different parts of the brain in different combinations can cause all sorts of issues. In my case, being chronically tired no matter how much I sleep.

>>724788149 (OP)
sex with whom?
what games?
this chart lacks details

>>724793073
Asian men
League of legends

>>724788463
>>724788310
>gym
gay
>doing your outdoor solo sport of preference
based

>>724789625
only if you get (you)'s
better get those bait skills up or you're gonna end up depressed

>>724788646
You can literally pay for that. Pretty easy

>>724793305
But Anon, if you are naturally gifted with low IQ you don't even have to try.

>>724788646
You'll die dissapointed and you will wonder why you made such a big fucking deal out or it

>>724789769
this is my experience with sex. starts really exciting and very quickly drops

>>724789960
>>724789993
this
by itself it's nothing unless you trick yourself into thinking it's the peak
finding some that your also into now that is hard part

>>724788774
Incel

>>724788149 (OP)
I should try meth, just once.

>>724788149 (OP)
niggers tongue my anus

So does this add together or does it only give you which is the best one? Like if you played games while on meth would it give you 1475% dopamine or would it cap out at the 1300% from the meth?

Drugs seem cringe to me. Just cope with shit life and stop being a cringelord drug taker.

>>724798103
>don't take drugs because and just work for your boss bro

>>724792760
i do have low test and my doctor said it's not low enough for treatment. i took roids once and they just fucked up my sleep up and i was just horny all the time.

>>724793297
I love solo outdoor sports like running or climbing or... running or... climbing...

>>724788646
its good in the moment
but its overhyped

>>724788149 (OP)
FOOL!

I have sex (with my sex doll) while eating doritos and playing vidya, that's 525% dopamine, I literally have more fun than if I snort cocaine!

>>724799113
>(with my sex doll)
you're pathetic

>>724799251
I tried real women before, they might be warm and move on their own, but they sure want money, attention and worst of all talking just for you to stick your dick in their holes.

Meanwhile, my doll is always ready and willing and most important of all, she doesn't talk, the only price I have to play is to clean the mess afterward.

Sex doll > real women

>>724789960
Yep. Had sex with a whore (prostitute) and felt absolutely nothing. I was literally thinking I'd rather be home playing videogames.

>>724792598
unironically my current plan to lose weight

>>724788646
>tfw been jerking off my whole life
>worried I have desentized/ruined my dick to the point where I won't be able to actually enjoy sex

if I completely abstain from porn and jerking off for a while, will I reset?

>>724800957
this isn't the place to ask for health advice but you should schedule yourself to basically cum less than you are now. if you're wacking off daily, schedule it to even numbered days or something.

>>724799251
>the female belittles as she cries about being sexless
It's like a reflex. They can't help themselves.

>>724788149 (OP)
hm, meth sounds pretty good

>>724799251
Genuinely where do I talk to real women? I don't meet them anywhere and all my friends are dudes

>>724788149 (OP)
So I should be playing video games after smoking meth is what I'm getting from this graphic

>>724800957
Technically, you can cum once a day every day for your entire life (or until you can't get an erection due to old age) and still be perfectly healthy.

>>724788310
You probably have Vitamin D deficiency.
You can take supplement or walk outside about 10 minutes every day.

>>724801686
At work.

>>724801475
>>724800957
There is absolutely no health impairment from jacking off daily. Everything you hear online is mere dudebro science.
The only thing that will be diminished from you is the number of spermatozoids you produce if you cum too much, but if you abstain for a while your body will produce the normal amount again.
Simple as.

>>724801889
All the women at my work are obese and 45+

>>724788310
>>724788774
Stop jerking off so much, it's not too late to do No Nut November

>>724802029
I never said they would be attractive.

>>724801837
been high dosing them with k2 and magnesium for years. no luck

>>724802118
Shitty ass meme for retards.

>>724802118
waste of time. testosterone peaks after a week of nofap, anything after that doesn't matter

>>724802176
It may be caused by gene like allergies.
I hope you will find a living style that helps mitigate it and have good friends and family who understand it.

>>724802118
cumming is good for you, stop chasing retarded trends

>>724800957
Don’t listen to those virgins. Jerking off isn’t doing you good in many ways but to answer your specific question yes, it’s desensitizing you and will make normal sex feel lack luster. Stopping for a while does reset it but if you’ve been doing it long enough and watching porn long enough there will be some things almost impossible to undo. It won’t just be the physical sensation, it’s mental as well. Regular sex won’t cut it, you’ll need extreme experiences. Lots of fags/tranny lovers are just gooners who couldn’t be satisfied with vanilla sex.

>>724800957
It's No Nut November
Yeah it's a meme but try to not jack off for like a week or two.
No, don't fall for the reddit-shit about it giving you more energy or making you more confident and other bullshit

>>724805753
Your organ doesn't get physically desensitized, it's bullshit. But it's true that watching too much porn and too extreme porn will make mundane sex feel boring and unexciting and will make you impotent in real situations

>>724806110
How do I unwatch all the furry porn?

>>724802118
I tried twice and the longest was around 25 days. it just made me feel worse taking away another small enjoyment in life i can indulge in a couple times a week.

we need to go back

>>724788646
Bad news. Sex is the same as jacking off if you just care about the physical act.

Being wanted or being loved is the actual dopamine buff from sex.

>>724806871
The rise coincides with the introduction of smart phones and the rise of social media. We need to go back to separate worlds again where you can log on after you're done with the day and log off again when you have shit to do. I don't think it's been healthy being connected and wired to the internet and exposed to the entire world's problems 24/7.

>>724806871
>4 more teens per 100 000 thousand die
>SOCIETY HAS FALLEN

>>724788646
That's what fat chicks are for.

>>724808413
Isn't that like 47,884 an hero kiddos per year, tho?

>>724806872
but its way harder to get a woman to fall in love with you than having them have sex with you

>>724791564
Needing to shit is uncomfortable, i.e. below baseline. Shitting brings relief, i.e. back to baseline.

>>724809274
Are you an expert on the subject?

>>724809345
Yes I have over 25 years of experience shitting.

>>724788302
Hello virgin

>>724809473
I have over 30. sit down kid.

>>724789769
>you know, this doughnut didnt taste like much...
ONE HOUR LATER
>NEVERMIND THIS SHIT FUCKING ROCKS HNNNGGGG

>>724788149 (OP)
>sex only marginally better than video games
why were they calling us virgins all those years then? did all the normies never play?

>>724801686
I wish I knew Marimobro

>>724809761
sex increases world population
it helps society
video games do not

>>724806871
>perfectly correlates with the rise of smartphones

>>724793305
I remember my first ever post on 4chan was on /v/ in a thread where an anon asked "what are good games to play when depressed" and I said russian roulette and got like 200 (You)s. It was much easier to get (You)s back then.

>>724809861
You can kill 50% of the world population right now and nothing bad will happen.

>>724788310
Try taking some rhodiola rosea. One capsule(3% 1% extract) every morning and no more than that. Shit is a miracle for me keeps heavy depression away.

Why are there so many virgins on this board?

>>724811239
I wonder.

>>724788149 (OP)
>tfw playing a videogame while on drugs, as a hot woman jumps on my dick and puts food in my mouth

For me it's the dopamine hits of AI generations of my preferred video game streamer

>>724788149 (OP)
they forgot crack cocaine, it surpasses everything

>>724811460
Based AI gambler.

>>724788310
Take aceteminafine with me depressed anon!

>>724811640
i dont want to be trans

>>724788149 (OP)
seething timmy thread, you will never have sex timmy you'll die a virgin lmao

>>724788149 (OP)
But what if I was to combine food, weed, video games and masturbation? The answer may surprise you

>>724788646
You can fuck a fat chick on Hinge if you really want sex that badly

>>724793305
>not samefagging

>>724788149 (OP)
How much is released when gooning while high?

>>724788149 (OP)
So if I do meth I don't need to have sex, video games, food, or baseline? Sign me up

>>724789769
Nothing better than cooming after two hours of edging.

>>724788149 (OP)
Videogames are superior to sex. While they release about 15 % less dopamine you don't have to awkwardly shuffle to the bathroom to wash your dick when you finish and most of all: you don't have to deal with women afterwards and pretend you enjoy their company.

Plus, they last much, much longer.

>>724789769
>nicotine drops to the same level as cocaine
That can't be rigut. Cocaine exhausts the brain's dopamine receptors.

>>724788149 (OP)
Why does it go from sex to hard drugs? Where is booze/weed?

>>724788149 (OP)
Seems facetious to me to say videogames can be equated to drugs but leave out sex

>>724789769
Sex is temporary, porn is eternal.

>>724788310
Lift weights and eat healthier.
That cures 99% of depression.
If you dont want to at least try then that's on you.

>>724814321
Woah....you're so cool anon...girls must be all over you...

>>724788149 (OP)
meth does feel quite good

>>724788149 (OP)
I wish I had a few mg of fent to end it all

>>724788149 (OP)
I really oughta try me some of that amphetamine

According to this chart, doing meth is 6.5x better than cumming. Cumming is the best feeling to me, so I can't imagine something that lasts hours rather than seconds while also being 6.5x stronger. Can anyone confirm if it's really like that?

>>724817003
It's like a rush of euphoria followed by an intense feeling of being unstoppable. Shit lasts for hours too unlike cocaine.