Thread 724791727

ITT: OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>724791727 (OP)
>>724791752
This game really does remind you that you're just playing a game when you're playing this game. Kinda boring. I don't know how people have any interest in this.

ITT: ZHANG COPE

>>724791825
So immersive.

kino game

>>724791825
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>724791727 (OP)
>he doesn't know about Astel's time-warping abilities

Elden mid...Fromsoft's worst game...

>>724791727 (OP)
senile incel thread

>>724792937
Did you just... announce your arrival ITT? Damn...

>>724791825
>This game really does remind you that you're just playing a game when you're playing this game.
autism really fucks you up

ITT: raped discord sisters

>>724793905
Damn that's just cruel

>>724791727 (OP)
Welcome back Dark Souls 2

>>724792847
oh no not the point down
you're a bitch if this bothers you

Every time I watch one of these webms I just see re-skinned Bloodborne and Dark Souls enemies, is Elden Ring really that much of a slop game?

>>724792075
WHAT THE FUCK

>>724791727 (OP)
the iframes ran out, not the entire roll animation has iframes
this is why iframe dodging is retarded, you can't tell by the animation

>>724791727 (OP)
fighting this asshole rn
did it first try last playthrough
taking me like 10 now for some reason

>>724793905
What gaem?

>>724792847
>125
Isn't this a remnant from DS1? Doesn't ER have much higher soft caps? I never bothered with competitive in any soulslike, but why would ER still meta on a soul level that was established in an entirely different, much smaller game?

>>724791727 (OP)
>>724791752
Precisely when did Fromsoft's character designs get so hideous? Bloodborne?

>>724791727 (OP)
BASED

>>724791727 (OP)
It is sort of interesting that every souls game and even Sekiro has something like this. Does AC6 too? I bet it has a fucked grab somewhere in there too.

>>724798774
From always had some weird ugly monsters in their Souls games.

>>724792847
I want to hurt this guy.

>>724799331
You probably do, just by playing the game and going online.

>>724798774
Demon's Souls

What do you think the demented fella who has those webms on his PC that he can't resist to not post here from time to time named the folder the webms are in?

>>724792075
based

>>724792847
>wall of text describing all the ways things are not "fair"
>in a game about combat to the death
This guy would get banned from hell due to incessant whining about how unfairly he died as he challenged someone to a duel and lost by being strangled by his opponent in his sleep the night before the duel. You are fighting. With swords and deadly magic. If you think there are rules, that arrogance alone already means that you deserve to die. You want artificial restrictions in combat so that arbitrary manners to conduct said combat could determine the outcome, not whether or not you or your opponent is successfually killed. If you want fairness, play sports. If you want a fist fight, prepare to die by gunshot by a smarter and better opponent who brought a gun unlike your stupid, unprepared ass.

>>724798667
Non meme answer, soft caps are basically pointless because the damage is sky high and you can get one shot with all the buff and talismans stacking, a lot of people like 150 but anything about 125 is a spell fiesta so if you want a somewhat fair melee duel you and your opponent would stick to 125 but nobody cares enough because the pvp is far messier and unbalanced than DS3's

>>724799928
There's definitely a duel meta due to the fact that, if you're summoning someone as a phantom, they have less potions than you. This already establishes an imbalance. Duels are different from invasions. In invasions anything goes. You can just chug potions all duel and nobody can do anything about it, but if you're going to cheese what was meant to be a fun fight then expect him to run away, pull out a greatbow and shoot you off a ledge or some bullshit in return.

>>724792847
>had over 100 ping
retard is mad at him for living too far from him kek
The year is 2025 and so many num nuts are still unable to comprehend how something like latency works, why? It's not a complex concept to grasp at all, are they really just THAT utterly low IQ?

>>724791727 (OP)
Early roll

>r*dditslop
>skill

>>724801069
You're mad because you're bad.

>>724798667
Yeah, the 125 meta makes no sense, I always finish my builds at 150 the 25 extra levels are mostly just QoL. Builds only start to get OP at 200 which is where you can have a lot of FP or maxed multiple stats.

>>724798667
It's a remnant from Demon's Souls.

>>724791727 (OP)
How many years do you think /v/ will continue to seethe about Elden Ring?

>>724795303
avian disrespect from the front

>>724798667
Sort of, it's an "honor" thing if that makes sense. You can level to 139 and be able to invade 125s still while also giving yourself access to 150s

>>724792847
Why do people make such a big deal about this? I used to play fromsoft pvp for hundreds of hours but I cannot imagine getting mad about it.

Invading and being invaded in non-duel situations is way more fun than anything else. I'd rather plan around a gank fight or dance with an invader trying to one shot me than play with sweaty redditors that think there is some kind of honor in a computer game.

>>724798667
ER has giga high caps. Damage stats scale to 80, vig scales to 60, mind scales to 60, end scales to 50 for stamina and forever for equip load. It's really easy to hit level 150 even before the DLC. PvP damage output is also close to triple what it was in DS3, sub-60 vig is not viable.

They never evolved past rolling and having no story.

>>724801761
ftfy

>>724792847
>you have to stay level 125
>also you have to put half your levels in vigor

>>724802021
kek

People who complain about "hitboxes" should fuck off and play fighting games not soulsbourne games.

>>724802169
>Bite
Lmao

These are all PvE though? So it doesn't really make sense to talk about "skill" anyway since it only matters against a human opponent

>>724802490
What is your argument you retard?

That you don't understand how a game works?

Fucking kill yourself.

>>724792847
>>724798667
>friend rage quit SotE
>ask to see his build
>level 125
>he doesn't even do PvP
>"Why don't you level more?"
>"Because I don't need to level more. My character build is finished. I don't want to brick my character in case I decide to do PvP"
>"Clearly you do need to level more because you can't get passed 3 different bosses lmao."
He never did PvP btw. Any comfy PvE chads well over level 200 have a breeze in SotE?

>>724802689
It's not a bite retard, he's grabbing with his hands. The ones that are 20 feet behind the player.
Maybe actually play the game and not just watch Vaati

>>724802767
SotE level doesn't matter just collect more skadfrags.

>>724802689
>Reddit spacing
Fuck off faggot

>>724802798
>It's not a bite retard, he's grabbing with his hands.
W

What does it fucking matter you dickhead? The issue is that OP doesn't understand attack trajectories, I called it a Bite because it didn't fucking matter what I called it, I just had to give it a name.

You are a fucking moron.

>>724801308
Of course, my mistake.

>>724802918
WHAT IS REDDIT SPACING YOU DUMB ASS FUCKING MORON

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>724802767
Levels don't matter for the DLC, why are you pretending you played it

>>724802896
Your level definitely matters. You need skibidi fragments and high level, try doing it at RL1 with max skibidi fragments and you can instantly tell.

>>724792847
>you used <an evasive maneuver besides rolling>, learn to roll
The absolute state of this faggot

>>724803198
In my normal run I had a good time and beat it at SC level 13
In my RL1 run I needed all 20 SC levels and the ritual shield talisman on at all times to beat it
Yes, levels matter.

>>724792075
Gotta love the end bit where he gets shot on top of everything else. You can't move 5 steps in any direction in modern fromshit games without them throwing some bullshit at you

>>724802918
You have to be on Reddit to even know what "redding spacing" looks like you fucking power

>>724803423
poser*

fucking kids I have been on this website since 2007 and they come at me with "reddit" spacing fucking kys

>>724803503
Fuck off redditor

>>724803423
>redding
Go back.

>>724795985
the ball normally aims for you like that so it's not that weird. it just looks weird, esp if you haven't played it.

>>724802896
does having them all trivialize the difficulty? I remember getting about half of them and managing to get through ok but never got much of a sense to what extent it scales

>>724802767
>SotE
I know he's an optional boss but I got filtered by gaius

>>724793853
I dont understand this. For what purpose? Spending hours a day in an organized shill server to what? Dunk on a game that wasn't even out yet? What level of mental illness is this?

>>724802918
>>724803101
Reddit Spacing is the official text formatting of 4chan, as endorsed by its creator.

>>724803406
Isn't that a good thing? Why would you want a game where you walk around and nothing happens?

>>724796775
Kunoichi sekiren

>>724802559
>60 fps is enou- AACK!!

>>724802710
I don't play this shit.
What just happened here.

>>724802021
lmao nice

>>724804542
>implying moot is not a newfag

>>724804534
>What level of mental illness is this?
Severe

>>724801373
They will continue to seethe unto eternuty everytime some zoomer tries the gane for the first time and immediately gets filtered

>>724804534
This place has a habit of attracting the most unironically mentally ill retards out there. But I still wonder how people like this can even exist.

>>724804791
>Dude spams several buffs, probably setting up for a one shot build in le honoraburu duel
>Player lets him do that and then uses a spell called Law of Regression, which instantly erases all buffs
>Dude ragequits

honestly the reason why such games are considered the peak of vidya nowadays is real life has gotten too easy
there is no satisfaction as there is nothing to overcome
so fromsoft invented jank and here we are
vidya deserved better

>>724804392
Having them all doubles your damage and halfs the damage you take compared to having none.

>>724804534
>>724805261
There are multiple different groups like this and it has only gotten worse these last few years

>>724804534
They think they can dictate and influence people tastes with endless baiting threads, forced memes etc. because 4kangs is the EVIL of the internet.
Yes, these people are obsessed over really trivial shit.

>>724805179
>>724805223
>>724805264
>>724805324
is this from a speedrun?

>>724804189
You are autistic and should die.

>>724805261
At this point /v/ is their normie space to shit on while places like discord and sharty allow them to only interact with their own kind and come exponentially worse. One day another layer will be added.

>>724793520
Just as likely an ESLs bot

>>724806374>>724805261

Social media allowed crazy people to meet and organize with minimal effort.

>>724795681
HE GOT BACK UP AND PWNED HIM

>>724807824
Damn shockwaves.

>>724807939
I NEED A HERO
I’M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT

>>724806078
could be TAS or a pro MGS player

three years

>>724808660
>when it's a fair 1on1 and the white "boi" defends himself

>>724791825
When the dance floor is on fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTaHAPFGwo&t=60s

>noooooo I pressed "be invincible for next 3 seconds" button but still got attacked
>not fair! I want a refund!!
why DS players are like this? rolling is a retarded mechanic

>>724794863
Grinding the no hit achievement on this fight was such a pain in the ass.

>>724791727 (OP)
>I HIT BUTTON WHEN ATTACK ANIMATION COME

>>724801761
Infinity Ward didn't make BlOp2 or WW2

>>724808579
This one never fails to make me chuckle.

A tale old as time

>>724801545
Duelniggers were always huge obnoxious faggots

>>724792847
elden ring niggas will act like this just to imitate 1% of jeenine's power

>>724792075
This has to be my absolute favorite webm on /v/. As many times as I’ve seen it, always makes me laugh.

>>724792075
is that a bug or is it a magic ball

>>724814284
>Forced to stream a game he hates because literally nobody would give a shit about him if he didn't
>Lowest numbers ever
This is /dsg/'s hero lmao

>>724814385
they kinda home in on you in other parts of the game but that's a glitch

>>724814019
Kek

>>724808579
Out fucking skilled kek

>>724810651
Based Obsidian Lord

>>724814542
They are actually living beings, in a way. In the lore they are cocoons for mimics in middle of their evolution process or something.
But yeah, that's not first time players see those balls, and they do chase you around.

>>724814512
Kekkkkk it's amazing people put in so much effort to be just like him too, it's actually sad how hard people sweat in something no one really gives a shit about

>>724810651
Fuckin lmao

>>724810651
See, this is the enemy actually outplaying the player. Fucking amazing shit.

>>724810651
lost

>>724794838
There is definitely some original enemies/bosses in Elden Ring, so it's not total slop

>>724814385
The ball is literally a person.

>>724803198
okay post your rl1 sote run pls

>>724798667
It is pretty dumb.
The late game and especially the DLC showers you with XP that you have no reason not to spend.
Level 125 is basically what I was at before the Haligtree or Farum Azula on my first playthrough, after those I was closer to 150-ish.
The DLC pushed me over 200.

>>724800875
>mad at him for living too far from him kek
this but unironically

>>724791727 (OP)
Iframes ended

>>724798204
Classic

>>724798774
Asylum demon? The first boss of ds1, what the fuck are you talking about man

>>724795681
>Appear weak when you are strong.
Basic stuff, 2bh.

>>724803004
God you are so fucking retarded. It matters because its not a bite attack that he needs to dodge. Astels mouth being open is completely irrelevant to the attack.

>>724804534
Being a tranny is taxing.

>>724791727 (OP)
This is the problem with grab attacks. If you get clipped by the edge of the hitbox, it should just do chip damage and maybe stagger you or knock you aside, depending on poise, not teleport you inside the enemies hands/mouth/grip/whatever.

>>724824272
It's kind of strange they haven't changed it at all when people complained about it over a decade ago.

>>724800729
Lmao. Fucking own...
>Reads the filename

>>724802021
Fromsoft should start out with the man walking upright and regress further towards monkey with each game.

>>724823652
Nice double decker

>>724825632
Anything that iterates with little change would always be less evolved. Demon's Souls did nothing to change the vidya industry but became a easy fall back for devs who suck at making action games or rpgs.

>>724804534
Their pathetic "war" with the evil 4chin autists revealed their own mental illness instead...

>>724798204
Lmao

>>724804534
Ignore the samefagging. 99 percent of it is pol dicklet false flagging. Discord shots edited with inspect element etc

It's why the evil lefty jew tranny always explains their totally evil anti white plan in one easily diegestable screenshot. One with a monicrom of IQ would wonder how and why it's always the same people the astroturfing pol dicklet currently hate that are enacting their super secret evil plan on 4chan, but they count on underaged retards falling for it

>>724792847
That faggot probably used Great Spears and stacks poise with other armors.

>>724814512
>no attempt to use the level for an advantage
He could've easily sprinted away for some elevator shenanigans

>>724807939
why arent games like this anymore?

>>724826570
Desperate aren't we

>>724826817
Halo Infinite was just like this.
People moved on.

>>724826775
What the fuck is happening

>>724826775
I cannot tell what is going on here.

>>724804598
Why would you want an empty plate when you can have it full of shit? Is that your argument?

>>724827357
>>724827353
that's the point

>>724794396
>turned your back on the most dangerous enemy
that's fair.

>>724822514
Based Kraken, it's gimmick is that it hits like a truck.

>>724792847
all this for an irrelevant minigame lmao, trans children have stronger egos than this nigger

>>724791727 (OP)
>ultra greatsword
>probably just spamming jump attacks
yep, deserved

>>724802710
Law of Regression my beloved.

clunky fucking dogshit roll roll roll ABABABAB button mashing queerbait game genre

>>724819372
perfect

>>724804534
>whatever becomes popular on 4chan somehow metastasizes to the rest of the internet
>want to make something popular
>spam it every single day on 4chan
>????????
>poison
I guess some people really have a grudge against Fromsoft for whatever reason

>>724802767
i have a character that's lvl 490. it's an rpg, i'm going to level up as long as i'm able to