Thread 724793554

lil bro fell off

it never had it to begin with

still waiting for CFW

>>724793554 (OP)
>2 nintendo switch

>>724793554 (OP)
bro is getting sauce when prime 4 hits. that's tha glow up. the huzz will line up for that rizzlin.

Cultist status symbol

>>724793554 (OP)
Let him cook

>>724793704
Prime 4 is a switch 1 game though

>>724793554 (OP)
>>724793620
>>724793718
You are all incredibly detached from reality

>>724793840
sybau unc

Tuesday is going to be a fun day

The system is less than six months old and we're signing its death certificate. Get a grip

>>724793554 (OP)
The better man's best friend

>>724793992
Seriousoy people enjoy just making shit up about the system and how it's a failure. The newest concern trolling is how there's not enough advertising for that new Zelda Warrior's spinoff

>>724793992
>>724794103
nintendo shekeljeets have arrived

>>724794191
me when i can't write a sentence with any fewer than three memes

>>724794285
based and wholesome pilled

>>724793554 (OP)
>literally the most successful console ever, so far
lil bro will be fine

>>724796124
he was fired for that post BTW

>no new mario
>no new zelda
kek roflmao!

>>724793554 (OP)
Don't care still buying a Switch 2 and Pokemon Legends Z-A

>>724794285
cringe and brown pilled
>>724796513
thank god. Can you imagine getting worked on by a brown console warrior? Of course its in OR

>>724796513
bro is a highly in demand anesthesiologist, he got a job 2 weeks later at a starting salary of 400k

>>724793554 (OP)
Good, its a shit console

fucking console is chopped af

>>724793704
They say this about literally every switch exclusive. The only thing propping it up are millenials and single moms.

I found a video of op

>>724796836
get yo unc ahh outta here

>>724793554 (OP)
>sells less than PS5 Worldwide
>second lowest-selling Pokemon game
>no hype for Zelda, Kirby and Metroid
>Gamestop is filled with used Switch 2 returns

How do I help save nintendo?

>>724796579
Here's this fag again who doesn't want one and is insecure about it

>>724797264
killing yourself would be a good start.

>>724797468
Hes right though.

You got a shit pokemon, but it was only half exclusive,

Metroid is crossgen and is guaranteed to be a ubislop disappointment

Major mario unannounced

And Kirby has zero hype

>>724797603
what other lies do you tell yourself?

I want to buy Air Riders but I fear I won't play it for long, I want to support the game mainly for Marx I love the little guy but I don't really like racing games.
I'm not really interested in MP4, last one I played was 3 and it was kinda boring, Bananza is mindnumbing and the New Zelda is a musou and I don't like that kinda game, I want to buy one last game before I write it off for the rest of the year but really can't pick any, maybe a third party but I don't know.

>>724793554 (OP)
Feeling desperate 2 days before Nintendo reveals it sold 9 million units in 4 months?

>>724797603
Find a flaw with what he or I said. I'll wait.

>>724797875
meant for
>>724797696

you have NO (the equivalent of Z E R O, eg, NOTHING!) idea how massive the Switch 2 is going to be when GTA VI launches…the already yuge install base? yeah, kid, thats gonna at the very least quintuple, probably send the number of Switch 2 units into the realm of TRILLIONS, you spoke too fucking soon little boy, you have seen nothing yet

>>724798005
We use the term 'better man' now

>>724798005
>Impotent rage
lmao

>>724793554 (OP)
You write like a 13 years old nigger.
Is it intentional?

>>724798249
@grok what is blud yapping about?

realistically, how does Nintendo stay relevant in a few months when GTAVI release on every platform EXCEPT Switch and Switch 2?

why are pc vegans extra annoying today? did daddy gaben forget to warm up their binkies this morning?

>>724798420
You already tried this 6 months ago. Sad.

>>724793992
his wholesome chungus youtuber told him nintendo bad so he must spam all day about how "evil" nintendo is

>>724794103
it is a failure because I didn't buy it.
i dictate what fails and doesn't depending on if I bought something or I didn't. I am highly self delusioned in that regard but I've never been wrong.

>>724798420
by having games instead of a MTX scam service

>>724798706
>>724798525
Who is going to give a shit about Nintendo though?

>>724798420
Not on PC tho, the only platform besides Switch 2 that matters to me becauase that's all I could afford, fuck I want to play GTA VI but I don't want to buy a PS5 just for that game

>>724798420
It's going to be a slaugher. Switch only managed to stay successful because it didn't compete against GTA. But we all saw how bad the Wii U was hurt by GTAV's release, basically killing Nintendo for a few years.

>>724793554 (OP)
i remember tendies claiming banaza was going to be game of the year LOL

>>724798914
It ain't even game of the season

>>724793554 (OP)
my local walmart still has a bunch in stock but no ps5s

>still no emulator
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>724799121
emulators take time to develop, it's not magic

>>724798003
Because people would love to play GTA VI on a gimped tablet instead of a PC or PS5. Delusional.

>>724798914
Every tendie exclusive is GOTY. Remember--ZA was also a goty contender and would totally be a much better game than Time Strangers

>b-but muh sales

I'd probably buy little Timmy a copy, so he could be distracted while I'm plowing his mom. Sales /= quality

Save your copes for tuesday, macaco

I really enjoy playing tears of the kingdom on my switch 2 while watching my wife's boyfriend fuck my wife in the anus and blast a huge load all over her ass

>>724798836
True

>>724793554 (OP)
>ups prices
>destroy the concept of physically owning in their own Nintendo way
>75% of marketing are extra one ups or small bonus minigames added to Switch 1 games
>all the marketing for the hardware focused on the shitty webcam you have to buy extra and better rumble
>hair trigger killswitch as an antipiracy measure than can go off whenever
Honestly what did they expect? They expected gamers to be and stay retarded. Let's see if holiday season sales change anything

>>724799465
rent free

I just bought one thoughever

>>724799829
9 million in 4 months.

>>724799743
Why do Snoys only have Nintendo and cuckshit on their minds 24/7?

Anyone else get a switch 2 after their vasectomy? I love playing Mario now since my dick doesn't work anymore.

>>724799938
You don’t even know that yet

>>724799912
KWAB

>>724800056
And you somehow know it "flopped"?

>>724799938
There's no doubt that every 7 year old with a snotty nose is going to get a seitch for Christmas. Sales are irrelevant. In 10 years, the S2 will be remembered for showing how hard Nintendo sold out its fanbase to shareholders. You guys are like zombies. Do you event have any shares of Nintendo? Why do sales matter to (you)?

>no new zelda (we get shitty paid upgrades for botw and totk to get better fps and res)
>no new 3d mario (but we get shitty gorillanigger game about smashing things, which gets old after an hour)
>no new splatoon (we get a shitty single player spinoff)
>no new animal crossing (we get shitty paid upgrade and a shitty dollhouse decoration slop update for the shitty dollhouse decoration slop game)
>metroid prime 4 is also on nintendo switch
>pokemon legends za is also on nintendo switch
>shitty kirby air riders game that has an obviously forced shilling op
mario kart world is genuinely the only nintendo switch 2 game i'm interested in for now, and i might only buy the switch 2 when they release a lite version

>>724800192
>"IT FLOPPED!"
>No it didn't
>"STOP TALKING ABOUT SALES!"

>>724800279
I probably wouldn’t even bother. A lot of people expressed disappointment in the title. It even sits at a 7.0 on metacritic. Mid.


>>724800171
See>>724800279
How do you expect sales to hold up after the initial surge of the manchildren who were always going to buy one?

>>724798420
there's nothing nintendo can do when gta 6 releases
gta 5 was excusable since it was already released 4 years before switch and people already played it
gta 6 is a behemoth that will sell millions of ps5 and xbox units even if people hate sony and microsoft
i doubt switch 2 is capable of running gta 6, and it's unlikely if it'll even get gta 4 or 5

>>724800383
Not that anon. Just a random anon who saw some bullshit on a basket weaving forum.

>>724798806
all pcvegans are brown turd world shitskins (according to steam's region chart), so your comment about not being able to afford a ps5 makes a lot of sense

>Bought the MK world bundle
>Played world for like 3 weeks (honestly fun game)
>.....but then Nintendo fucked up the online with the change to intermission tracks
>lost all fucking interest
>bought kang bananza
>it was mid and lost interest like 4 layers in
>....?
>fuck all else
Why did I buy this thing again

>>724799938
>9 million people buckbroken by their favorite company or parents who know nothing buy it for their children because it is tradition
I am not swayed.

>>724800535
You already tried this and lost every time
>Tendies rushed to buy it on launch! It will slow down In July!
>*It didn't*
>I-it will slow down in August!
>*It didn't*
>T-t-then, it will s-s-slow down in September!
*It didn't*

>>724800749
Sell it and get a umpc, Deck, Rog, GPDWin, it doesn't matter. Shit will change your life.

>>724800749
>>724800850

Prove you did, snoypedo.

>>724800192
>Why do sales matter to (you)?
-More sales means more nintendo games
-More sales means more third party games
-(bonus) it makes NDS niggers like you seethe so hard you start hallucinating

>>724800936
What Switch 2 exclusive are you playing today?

>>724800926
>Rog
Honestly? I was thinking this but I can't really see a way this would help me in any way at all. I'm sitting at my gaming PC right now as I type this. Why would I want a "portable" version of this. If I'm not at my PC I'm at work and not going to be playing video games on a handheld console. I just don't see the use?
switch 2 had the benefit of kart and kong but they both are shit

>>724800192
>TEN M-MORE YEARS T-T-TRUST THE PLAN!

>>724801020
see >>724800936

>>724800876
Matter of fact, we heard from vg that the ps5 actually outsold the switch 2 worldwide in September. So we’ll have to see on Tuesday.

And I know what you’re gonna say, oh well vg is unreliable and inflates ps numbers. Either way, they still never show the ps5 beating s2, up until recently so it means something.

>>724800727
It was a joke, retard, expected low iq comment coming from a racist tho

>>724800495
>people with it be like the same thing while posting this (not) from their switch 2
-posted from my wii u

Nintendo won, Snoycucks lost

>>724801135
you'll survive, pcshitskin valvejeet

>>724800876
This is just a repeat of the Switch 1 with how sales will suddenly drop off and the PS5 is going to surge with [insert title here] then it does just ok and gets ported to pc then snoys never speak of it again and just simply move on to some other title that was actually the *real* one that was going to do it.

You think after 8 years of Switch dominating, 5 years of PS5 letdowns and Switch 2 sales going this strong even before the holidays, they would just give up and be quiet about this shit.

How the hell does this thing already have more games than the PS5? IP farming is the new meta.

>>724800994
>(bonus) it makes NDS niggers like you seethe so hard you start hallucinating

Oh, you're a schizo tribalist who will defend a corporation until the heat death of the universe. Last (you) from me, but I will ask this--

Are those new games and third party exclusives in the room with us right now? I only see eveyone playing Switch 1 games and the same 3-4 S2 titles.

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>>724801318
You’re still trying to debunk vg while they’ve had the switch 2 ahead of everything else every month except September. Retard.

>>724793554 (OP)
No games.
I'm SWITCHING to PC.

>two no games switch
>age of imprisonment is coming out in three days
>kirby air riders coming out later in november

>>724801402
>says the guy stuck in the year 2009
How is it back there time traveler?

>>724801208
>unintelligible babble
Uh, ok buddy*taps his head*

>>724801402
Nobody cares about vtrannyshartz

>>724801492
Absolute garbage. A tranny Zelda game and a dead ass Kirby game that’ll be dead faster than the switch 2 will hit the trash can

>>724798836
TRVTHNVKE

>>724801073
The way I see it, it's subjective: from my perspective, I like handhelds. However, I'm not going to spend $300-500 to play less than 10 games that I can't already play on PC. I have a 4070 ti super, but still like to lay back in bed and play non-demanding stuff in my hands. If that doesn't sound appealing to you then you don't need one, but all I ever needed myself was to be able to play my pc library in bed without using a bulky laptop

>>724801643
>>724801735
Why are you such a pedophile?

>it doesn't count

Too bad it does.

>>724801735
Yeah, I only really got switch 2 for it's exclusives. DESU world WAS fucking good until they fucked the online. I made some fun memories playing local with some friends but the console is really just not worth it, I plan to get rid of it but waiting to see when they announce the next big mario/zelda

>>724801492
what the fuck I barely had time to play the new pokemon

>>724793554 (OP)
literally already forgotten lmao

>>724799829
Most of those points you listed are complete falsehoods.

>>724801492
>age of imprisonment
Not really appealing to me, there's not much depth to it.
>kirby
Really thinking about getting it but I'm sure I'm not going to enjoy it, there's like 3 modes and there will be no more content added

>>724802150
>>724802258

see >>724801827

>>724802301
Wut

Nogaems Switch 2 rolls off the tongue better

>>724802258
>there will be no more content added

Isn't that what you niggers want? A complete game that is sold to you with no DLC/Battlepass bullshit?

>>724802341
>>724802369
see >>724802301

>>724801318
>vgshartz
vgshartz is so retarded the japs call it VG占い ("VG Uranai" = VG Divination)
should be telling enough
here's an example from 2007.

>>724801378
>responding while seething and hallucinating
I can't wait for tuesday

>>724802378
You know good and damned well that the games they are talking about are fuckhuge games. A racing game with little to no content is going to die fast. That's like releasing a fighting game with training mode, online, 6 characters and then saying that's as good as it's going to get. You don't think that would draw criticism?

>>724802756
Nobody cares. It’s telling though when they’ve been reporting switch 2 ahead of ps5 until now.

>>724802783
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>>724802845
It's indeed very telling how good the switch 2 is selling when eveyrone has been reporting it being ahead of PS5 :)

Back to another 30 years of getting raped by Sony

Didn't the PS3 sell extremely well even with it's retarded price tag?

>>724802987
>>724802909
>>724802845
Why is this snoy so mentally ill?

>>724802954
Yeah so when they report it losing to ps5 you know something’s up. It’s probably accurate

>>724803174
No, they always double sony sales.

>>724803174
when they report it losing to ps5 when everyone else isn't you absolutely know something is up. and then they "fix" the numbers when the real figures come out.
insert vgshartz.png here

>>724803328
Even doubling them they still don’t ever report switch 2 being lower than ps5. That’s odd

Hyrule Warriors, Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime all coming in the next 30 fucking days

>>724793554 (OP)
>lil bro fell off
frfr skibidi toilet ongod ohio rizz sheeeeeeeeeeeesh :skull:

>>724803418
Tranny Zelda game, a Kirby game that will be gone as soon as it comes out, and a ubislop crossgen

>>724803413
>>724803528
Why are you such a pedophile?
ps5 flopped, that's why doubling didn't save it

>>724803528
>a Kirby game that will be gone as soon as it comes out
Just because it happened to sonic crossworlds doesn't mean it'll will also happen with kirby air riders lol

>>724803662
Switch 2 is dipping

>>724802909
>snoy is losing his mind because the PS5 keeps losing games

>>724803715
>vgshartz
any real source?

>>724803697
And what makes kirby so much more promising? You guys hype up mid games just because they're on S2. It's not even a Nintendo thing--people will get upset on this board for playing other NINTENDO consoles over S1/S2. Something about switch marketing made an entire community of weirdos.

It's been 5 months since the Switch 2's release and it has 2 games.

For comparison, the Gamecube launched in Europe May 2002. By the end of its 5th month of release it had 68 games.

>>724802909
Repeating yourself will not make the switch 2 library magically disappear, schizo

>>724804003
see >>724803662

>>724793828
>Did a focus group recently
>Lists off four games and why I would/not play them
>Three of them are exclusively Switch 2 games
>Kirby Air Riders, Age of Imprisonment, Little Nightmares 3
>The one game I figured would be exclusive
>Has a OG Switch port

Kudos to the Prime crowd--I hope that game is everything that you've been expecting.

>>724804049
>By the end of its 5th month of release it had 68 games
Why are you lying?

>>724804003
If Nintendo "fans" were more critical we would be getting better games but no, they just accept anything the company throws at them.

>>724804049
>By the end of its 5th month of release it had 68 games.
??????

>>724804642
its funny he switched to trying to compare it to gamecube
he used to use PS2 until people started pointing out that it only had like 2 games until several months after it released

>>724805194
Not only that, he's also using Europe for his example when the gamecube was released first in japan a few months before lol

>>724805050
If you actually bothered to click the link you'd see that most of those games aren't actually released yet. And of the games being classed as Switch 2 games which ARE released, a good amount are just re-releases of games that came out on other platforms years ago. And even THEN you've got fucking upgrade packs being counted as games lmaoooo

>>724805435
I'm using Europe as my example because I live there. Why the fuck would I care what happens in Japan?

>>724805698
Good you're here, why are you lying >>724804642