Thread 724800087

>>724800087 (OP)
>-ACK
nigger i don't care what you say even if i agree with you but if you talk like an underage you're still retarded
learn to communicate without templates and memespeak

black man with a crowbar, ruh roh

>>724800164
>please be 100% serious all the time on fourchannel.org

remember the ending to episode 2?
they sure worked on episode 3, huh

>>724800226
>hands it to the MIT physicist

>>724800227
that's not even the suggestion, man
just stop posting with stock templates, you're sprinkling something on that isn't funny and just makes your post look like ten billion other unfunny posts

>>724800226
>black man with a crowbar, ruh roh

He's gonna steal the hubcaps off of Gordon's hooptie... better watch out.

>>724800227
no just talk like a human and not like a 13 year old tard

>>724800236
What is the purpose of HLA's post-credits scene?
As in, what purpose did Valve have in adding it?
We already knew how HLA's plot changed Alyx's story by the end. Did we NEED to control Gordon for 30 seconds in a sequel-bait hype-moment?

>>724800164
>>724800087 (OP)
I, for one, find the -ack posts incredibly funny, don't listen to troons OP

>>724800492
Yeah, because it was fucking cool

>>724800227
>waaaah why does no one ever take my posts seriously saaaar
Say hi to jagganath for me gagdick

>>724800636
>Troons
The guy who finds Sharty humor entertaining is a Sharty lingo using immigrant, who would've thunked it

Alright that's it, go back

>>724800703
Rope tranny

>>724800739
>He doesn't even get the criticism
Truly, tourists are so unaware of how they stick out

>pedophile has a complete meltdown
Dear oh dear....

>>724800236
they were working on a follow up to episode 2 up until like 2018

>>724800087 (OP)
>ruins the ending of 2
good job valve

>>724800817
like fucking clockwork

i heard about the soijak party but i didnt realize it was a brothel cause you cunts are as easy to get heated as a prostitute

>>724800164
FP = BP

You ever notice how everytime there's a really shit thread it eventually turns out to be a sharteen?

Have you guys ever tried to swing a crowbar it's really awkward

>>724800164
fpbp

>>724800989
I bashed in a coyote's skull with a crowbar once

You ever notice how everytime there's a troon behind every shitty thread?

/lgbt/ raiding again i see

>>724801109
Its ACKing season i fear

>>724801109
>>724801180

Get over it op

>>724800703
>go b-ACK

Holy fucking shit. Fucking retards.
I'm using the -ACK meme like in a fucking movie where someone is talking and then all of the sudden the monster kills them or something holy shit. Fuck all of you fucking retards.
It's like posting
>*gulp*... he's right behind me, isn't he?

>>724800087 (OP)
>Make Alyx look like a transboy.

Never going to forgive.

>>724800703
Sharty is the best 4chan-like and you're just mad

This is what happens when a kid forms their perception of what 4chan is like from mainstream media and convince themselves they know the culture and then comes here to test it out

>>724801346
anon do you even comprehend what you were being criticized for or did it fly over your head?

>>724801497
I see a bunch of retards calling each other trannies or indians.

>>724801429
>mainstream media
mainstream media teaches people 4chan lingo? what the fuck are you talking about?

>>724801775
Just a typical tranny meltdown

>>724801775
Mainstream media teaches people that 4chan is "le ebin evil nazi hacker website" and so kids get it in their head that all it takes to get asspats here is behave like an obnoxious edgy little cumstain and people will clap for them, and are then shocked when locals don't put up with it

>>724800164
Fippo beppo

>>724802036
You sound odd, like a tourist of some sort. Not really a "local". Hmm I wonder where you came from, reddit perchance?

>>724800809
Tourists eventually fuck off home. These are squatters.

No one even cares about Half-Life these days. People barely cared about it back in the day.

>>724802235
Epic reddit meme sir

>>724802350
Ok.

>replacing a cliffhanger with another cliffhanger
Fuck Eric Woplaw and whoever the other retard is.

>Shartyfag has a meltdown because people don't like his retard babyspeak
I feel bad for you since you're probably some underage grooming victim. You can always stop the cycle.
Or not. I can't unfuck your MK ultra programming.

>>724802257
Squatters are just tourists who haven't been deported yet

And the Sharty is basically a buncha tourists and mental patients coming to 4chan, getting mad that it's not the culture they imagined and forcing it, only to be kicked out and forming their own cult surrounding their subculture

>>724802656
Sharty was born on 4chan, my fellow Redditnigger, you would know that if you weren't here since last year

>>724802786
And sharts are meant to be flushed away, 13 year old.

>>724802786
Did you even read what I posted? Or is reading comprehension the thing you struggle with?

Oh why do I bother you'll just have another chimpy, you can't teach that which does not want to be taught
Go ahead I don't care

>>724802261
The people who don't care about it will care about it once it's announced. Normalfags just follow trends, HL3 has meme status and prestige, if you build it they will come

>>724803018
>Or is reading comprehension the thing you struggle with?
https://rockhillmedia.org/24608/opinion/the-reading-crisis-in-generation-alpha/

>>724800087 (OP)
>I'm Indian
Fuck off. Take your AI slop with you.

>>724800087 (OP)
>>724800227
4channel hasn't existed for like 2 years

>>724803273
>he thinks that's AI

fiprippy

>>724803149
>addicted to psychoactive drugs since before they are even born and continue to take them throughout their childhood
>raised on fast paced mindless and non educational ADHD causing media for 8 hours a day
>never read
>schools aren't permitted to make them read because their inability to do so is seen as an unfixable trait and not a place for improvement
>only thing they read is social media posts and messages on their phone
>now a lot of what they read isn't even written by humans but rather bots
>gain access to said bots and assume writing more than 1 paragraph is an inhumanly impossible task
yeah no wonder lol

>>724800164
fpbp
Zoomers btfo

A lot of anons thinking about kids in this thread, weird

>>724803637
lol you're such a pussy

>>724803742
Maybe you shouldn't go to sharty since there are kids there wink wink

>>724803838
Maybe no one should go the Sharty. Maybe kids shouldn't be given access to the internet.

>>724800087 (OP)
last time i cared about hl3 was probably back in 2013. didnt even play or cared to find out what hl alyx was all about either

>>724803018
Your post is implying that Sharty was made outside of 4chan and that Sharteens came here, when it was the opposite. But of course you don't know that because how could you, you started browsing this website last month

Dumb nigger

>>724803389
Not to mention most of what they read isn't real language but rather meme terms and ebonics
Like OP
When most of your lexicon consists of meaningless buzzwords or emotional ooga booga terms without an actual definition, or even just straight up templates wherein the individual words matter less than the sentence itself which may as well be a Youtube title
>What did they mean by this?
>Well, /v/?
>Erm, what the sigma? Sksksksk amogus diddy ahh brah fr fr
>Shiii nigga dis shii be oahn dat cray bix nood no cap imma finna crash out bruh
>Cringe, based, key'd, gemerald, troon, TRVKE, -ACK...
Etc-
When you get used to speaking in this way you lose the ability to articulate your perception of the world via the actual meaning of words and your mind decays

>>724804037
actual question: are you on any antidepressants?

>>724804025
holy shit you cant actually read lol

>>724804037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJYNSssqrA

>>724804150
No, I don't take mindnumbing drugs that do nothing but make you sick and addicted

>>724804150
Is this the best you've got?

>>724804025
Ok let's start from the top, I think I see the issue and I wanna see if we can get through this together
Let me reel it back and give you an example

If I say- There's a red tribe. 3 guys from the red tribe decide they don't like the red tribes, they go in the woods and form their own tribe in the woods, and then go across the woods to the other side of the island and set up there, henceforth to be called "the blue tribe"
Is it accurate to say that
>The blue tribe are the people who left the red tribe and then formed a tribe in the woods
?

This is a sincere question, I want to see how you parse this

>>724804190
>And the Sharty is basically a buncha tourists and mental patients coming to 4chan

You dumb fucking nigger, Sharty wasn't some group of people with a specific mental illness that one day came to 4chan and tried to force their culture, it was regular anons finding a meme funny and taking it far enough to the point of a splinter group forming outside of 4chan.

>>724804546
stop trying bro your reading comprehension isn't good enough to understand basic posts
>specific
no
gb2middleschool

>>724804689
>I'm right you're wrong lalala

And you were saying Shartyfags are retarded, lmao. Niggercoal poster

>>724800703
Sharty is a Jewish glownigger Honeypot site and its funny he's seething at you so hard.

we're here to stay faggots wherever you like it or not

>>724804903
>>724805213
Seethe more Jew.

you really do rile shartyfags enough and they just start going mental
that website is a cult i swear

>you really do rile shartyfags enough and they just start going mental
>that website is a cult i swear

>>724805440
for me its when they 'ironically' post BBC edits
The fact you even have that shit saved on your PC should say something.

>>724805740
Not just BBC edits, fucking anything those people collect is unhinged, I couldn't imagine having folders upon folders dedicated to collecting pictures of things that I hate just to spam on a an anonymous Taiwanese cheesemaking website because someone insulted my cult

kek we started the shartyfag death spiral

>>724800087 (OP)

How to play Alyx without VR ????????

>>724800087 (OP)
>Fuck my fertile daughter Gordon
What the ever living FUCK did he mean by this?

>>724806421
Bullying the special needs children is mean anon, I'm sure his parents just don't give him the attention he needs.

Hey... Hey did you guys know Sharty users have a playbook on what to post on 4chan? Yeah they actually instruct eachother on how to shit up this place
Here's the /v/ section

>>724805440
They are low IQ mentally ill trannies and jews who trade CP and spam it in websites they don't like to get them taken down. They have groomed mass shooters before and work closely with kiwifarms to stalk and harass people. Josh moon is a pedophile who grew up on Eglin AFB

>>724806748
>Remind pedophiles they will hang
Um, based as fuck to me. Of course you would have an issue with that. Don't worry though, someone will put you to task at the end of days.

>>724806449
There's a mod, but it removes a lot of puzzles that depend on VR

>>724806917
Lol OP you still going?

>>724806748
LMAO. Reminder this is all planned and carried out via Israel/mossad.

>>724806748
>Proving my point that they consider BBC posting an actual tactic
I was half-joking, but holy shit.
I kinda feel bad now since you know for a fact a good amount of these posters are kids. Fuck you shartyfaggots for exposing children to BBC porn.
And you have the audacity to cry about groomers 24/7, yeesh.

>>724800164
A lot of posters here are ESL and legitimately don't know how to write in english.

>>724802261
Thank you for coming to the Half-Life thread to tell us no one cares about Half-Life

>>724806748
>Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden
>BBC threads
>Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female characters
>pretend to be a leftist/tranny
I fucking knew it, all this time idiots on here fell for it all, but it was always them

>>724806748
gemmy

>>724807060
you faggots leak precum when you see bbc porn thoughbeit

>>724800087 (OP)
I don't give a shit, I cared up until I'd say 2013, I have no interest in playing whatever bullshit they came up with now

>>724807093
i know the "ESL" boogeyman is one everyone wants to overfixate on nowadays but the truth is, knowing a different language doesn't make someone an idiot, no matter how you spin it, minor typing mistakes are not a reason to chimp out and aren't the reason for people like the OP, it takes severe mental damage to end up like him and the inability to express himself verbally is just the result, not the cause

>>724807241
ESL is basically the modern /v/ version of Reddit's You Made A Grammar Mistake So You Lose I Win tactic
Most kids who repeat it don't even know why
Just that they're obligated to

>>724800087 (OP)
It's been very very long. Would HL3 *ever* live up to it's own hype? To it's own Mystique?

>>724807391
Now that every AAA game is total fucking dogshit, HL3 might at least be refreshing.

>>724802350
>call someone a tourist
>he posted hackers on steroids
>call it reddit meme
You have to go back. That thing is older than you.

>>724800164
>NOOOOO YOU CAN USE MEME-ACK

>>-ACK
nigger i don't care what you say even if i agree with you but if you talk like an underage you're still retarded
learn to communicate without templates and memespeak

>>724807710
i look like this and say this

>>724800164
Based, but it's modern /v/. So these brain dead fuckwits that we call the younger generation, are here.

>>724807241
It is harder to make jokes in another language.

>>724800087 (OP)
>end the game with cliffhanger
>fans wait for the continuation of the story for more than a decade
>retcon the ending in a most retarded way possible and replace it with another cliffhanger
>continue to abandon the series after that

>>724807970
everyone who looks like that says that. you are not unique

After Deadlock i've given up on Valve.

>>724800164
fpbp

>>724808325
This, Deadlock is safetroon slop

>>724806931
You mean anything using The Alyx™?
How do you even use the Russels?

>>724808182
>Epistle 3 basically confirmed the ending was going to do another cliffhanger and just take Alyx and leave Gordon to die
>Write Alyx so she gets recruited first and Gordon hasn't reached the Dyson sphere yet

>>724800305
MIT Physicist that looks like charlie sheen

>>724809320
Epistle 3 was one of the ways ep3/hl3 could have ended, like they fucking remade hla's story because testers didn't like it.

Even if they stealth dropped this game tonight, there wouldn't be anywhere near the amount of people giving a shit as there would have been 15+ years ago.
Most people that even played a game like Half Life 2 are in their late 20s and 30s and older at best. Younger kids never played it, or any of Valve's old games. They don't give a shit about a single player shooter.

No matter what Valve does too, it will never live up to any level of hype, they have dug themselves into a hole that wouldn't have mattered if they just released the game in 2010 or whatever.

Where is the Artifact schizo?

>>724809671
>there wouldn't be anywhere near the amount of people giving a shit
Like Silksong?

>>724800164
Good post

>>724806748
This is why sharteens under old /v/ would had been stalked down to where they live and given their address to the glowies or criminals.

>>724809542
Either way the plot moves forward, G-Man hired Alyx and Eli is alive.

>>724809671
Actually depends on the tech they would have in the game, there are some things in the code that could be really revolutionary, but man, there is a slight chance all of their material wind car physics are for other game, maybe even arti, their voxel minecraft clone.

>>724803276
The idea was so retarded and funny I can't help but smile every time I think of it.

>>724809793
not really a good comparison. Hollow Knight came out in 2017, yeah it took 8 years but plenty of people still played hollow knight for the first time in those 8 years and were interested in another game like that.

There's been just half life Alyx in the last 18 years since episode 2 came out and it wasn't that successful since it was a VR only game and hardly anyone actually has VR. I doubt more than a couple hundred thousand people actually played that game total, if even that.

Half Life has no hype, no one is going to care except people like me and even I don't really care all that much anymore.

Look at Metroid Prime 4, another game we have waited on for decades and honestly, I couldn't even care that much to be hyped for it and might not even get it at all.

>>724810082
>Half Life has no hype
HL and Bloodborne are the only meme announcement everyone expects
You're delusional if you think people won't care, the fact that people will cheer for it when the trailer drops ALONE will get retarde bandwagonning normies into it.

>Prime 4
Only Syluxfags cared about their retarded post credits scene, Prime 3 ended with no cliffhangers

>>724809671
I never understood this argument. Do people that enjoyed a particular thing in the past just simply stop existing? The average gamer is like 35 years old. Why do you think corporations have been creating remakes of old things? Because it sells.
The Half-Life documentaries by Valve get like 10 million views on YouTube, and HL2 hit record player counts few months ago.

>>724810460
Valve stealthly confirmed in said Doc that they owe The Arrival movie for what HL is nowadays, if not it would be Ivan the Space Biker game.

>>724800164
Seething tranny kek

>>724809671
there would be more hype than 15 years ago but less hype than 10 years ago
HL3 hype peaked around 2013