Thread 724819260

Does Bridget have a nice ass?

>>724819260 (OP)
She farts from there

>>724819337
girls dont fart

>>72481933
out of 10!

>>724819260 (OP)
He farts from there

>>724819382
yeah they do

>>724819260 (OP)
where can i buy her shorts

femboys don't fart

braappp

>>724819425
She

>>724819260 (OP)
He works out and takes care of himself, why wouldn't he?

>>724819638
you aren't a girl just because you say you are

why there are so much theads about this gu- i mean gi-
fuck it, this character

>>724819747
Pretty sure the writer said she's a girl

>>724819801
His design is excessively lust-provoking

>>724819885
boys aren't girls because someone said so, that's just now how reality works

>>724819885
I was talking about (you), not bridget

>>724819885
Pretty sure twitter posts aren't canon

>>724819260 (OP)
Most Anons agree... Bridget has very nice ass!

>>724819897
well i think is a cute design but nothing sexual to me

>>724819260 (OP)
whats the appeal here to a straight guy?

>>724820426
Penis on a cute woman

>>724819260 (OP)
I dunno does he?

>>724819664
because he's got a man ass

>>724820476
women do not have penises

>>724820649
She is fictional

>>724819801
because i wanna fuck that thing

>>724820683
ahem, women do not have penises

>>724821115
well men aren't as pretty as bridget faggot

>>724820649
imagine if they could though, that would be so hot

>>724821115
Some of us do.

>>724821307
>>724820075

>>724819260 (OP)
BOYWIFE

>>724821307
I would literally marry you if you were at least two of the following
>cute
>into good vidya
>nice to me

>>724822290
desperation is not attractive

>>724822290
1 of 3

>>724820426
sex with a girl

>>724822392
It's /v/, we're all desperate here
>>724822424
Hope you find someone nona

>>724819260 (OP)
Sex with Brisket

Absolutely

I feel like most femboy fetishists would be repulsed by real life gay sex.
It's nothing like it is in your doujins, it takes a lot of prep and even then there is usually blood and shit.

>>724822392
a cute fe(male) with a penis that likes vidya and nice to a /v/ CHAD are high standards tho

>>724822902
I'm not a femboy fetishist. My mind assumes bridget is woman. Penis is just there as a bonus. Male penises are still gross af

>>724822902
it was never about gay sex it's about shitposting and feeling like you're part of a community. nobody in a bridget thread is actually gay

>>724823079
>>724820075

>>724823081
>nobody in a bridget thread is actually gay
i am

>>724822902
Conditioning, anon. You forget that a good amount of people lurking here are underage. That's how they get to people.

>>724819382
well good news anon

>>724822902
Anal is gross
Oral + intercrucial is the way

>>724823081
I am

Why is she like this bros

>>724822902
prep true, shit only if you don't prep, blood no unless one person has hemorrhoids (which is certainly a possible repercussion of anal)
the actual redpill coming from a bichad is that pussy feels much better than ass, but making a man cum from anal is more satisfying than making a woman cum

>>724823569
>edit

>>724823569
...That "Bridget" looks like Tanya from Youjo Senki.

>>724823460
>>724823460
>>724823460
>>724823460
>>724823460

>>724823723
why is it so puffy

>>724823823
because

>>724819382
LoveRachelle2, Debbie Disturbed, mariethegasqueen, Princess Kristi, pepperanncan, Selena Loca, Marigold Rue, sweetaries, Vicktoria Tacos

>>724823723
>>724823896
Absolutely MADE for groping without permission

>>724819260 (OP)
built for hung futas

>>724823942
built for herself?

>>724819638
He

>>724823896
i want it on my face

Bless this artist

>>724822902
honestly thinking about it the main reasons i'm not interested in other men sexually is because i dislike/don't care for all of what men have to offer. i think anal is yucky all around, i don't want a penis in my mouth (or anywhere near my face really), and i likely won't ever trust another person enough to put my penis anywhere near their teeth, male or female. this effectively just leaves handjobs and i can jerk myself off well enough just fine
none of this will stop me from jerking it to cute 2d femboys though

>>724823920
cruelqueen

>>724822902
yeah that's why all the best things are FANTASIES.

Jannies you there?

>>724819260 (OP)
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>call it a boy who calls himself a girl
are we serious

I'm only into futa because I want to also get femdomed by a girlcock
Preferring to fuck a hole who also has a penis is just gay

>>724824452
If you're straight you'd want to be in a relationship with a woman regardless of her genitalia.

testament is hotter

>>724824316
literally me on the right

>>724824316
literally me on the left

>>724824985
T A M P E R E

>>724820075
>Republicans

I mean yeah you can see it right there he does have quite a nice ass

WHY IS THIS BOARD SO FUCKING GAY

>>724825134
it's not gay to be attracted to cute girls with penises

FACT: Nothing scares trannies more than a straight man wanting to smash prime boypussy

>>724825134
I blame cute females(male)

>>724820649
Don't fucking lie to yourself, this is how the Japanese design traps. Draw a woman, add a dick and call it a guy. Tired of people pretending that isn't exactly what otokonoko is.

>>724824264
HASHIRE SORE YO

>>724825134

>>724820075

*ahem*
frotting sex with Bridget
that is all

You do it on purpose... You know it's No Fap November yet you post her