Thread 724822564

he coulda been a contender

>NSMB Mario
Grrrrrrrrrr
That
Mario
Is
Not
Perfect

mario if he big maring

>>724822564 (OP)
didn't realize this was a parade balloon at first and thought they just royally fucked up his measurements

Son, this is a tradition. If you start building a balloon for every flash in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a farce

>>724822652
let’s be real, that’s the mario design they’ve been using since the GameCube era, barring a few adjustments to look batter

>>724822564 (OP)
worth noting they also got Pac-Man too:

>>724822564 (OP)
>bandicam
lol
>>724822720
no it's his new powerup

>>724823210
>37 ft vs 40 ft vs 38ft
>3 story building vs 6 bicycles vs 6 taxicabs
1) what is a taxicab (lol jk)
2) how fucking BIG are those bicycles?

>>724823210
He's carrying Mario's balls. Hardcore.

>>724823807
mebbe they got a few measurements wrong

>>724823210
Kids will spot the PAC-MAN cherries and want to eat them, which will inevitably stain their clothes, as cherries always do. Then, they’ll need new outfits, conveniently available at Macy’s. It’s all part of a clever marketing ploy to boost Macy’s clothing sales.

>>724822564 (OP)
Do New Yorkers really measure things in bicycles and taxicabs

>>724823210
aw man...

>>724824510
...probably

ngl tho it's kinda wild how long it took for freakin' mario to appear in the macys parade

>>724824716
i hope someone edits whatever music they play during his balloon to be that weird ass clown music from that creepy show for this to come full circle

>>724822652
Looks more like a GameCube era model.

>>724822564 (OP)
Nice
>>724823210
fukkin sweet