Thread 724824584

To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace.

>>724824584 (OP)
my exgf broke up with me after she saw me crying when my dog died that i had for 15 years.

he's a better man now

>>724824702
ywnabw

>>724824584 (OP)
I heard he was seeing a fuckin' psychiatrist. Can you believe that shit?

>>724824584 (OP)
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not afraid to say it, my estimation of Kazuma Kiryu as a man just fucking plummeted.

>>724824717
>my exgf broke up with me after she saw me crying when my dog died that i had for 15 years.
Not stoic, designated snoyboi.

>>724824584 (OP)
>tfw your adopted daughter's baby daddy doesn't want to become a Better Man

>>724824584 (OP)
It's incredible how everything was going just fine for everyone until Park and Haruka ruined everything. For no reason, too.

He was gay, Goro Majima?

>>724825596
It was the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head, but he's over that now. He could probably get a letter from his doctor.

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in

>>724824584 (OP)
You couldn't fucking retire?

>>724824717
you didn't dodge the bullet but at least didn't get blown up by shrapnel all over the place

Nothing wrong with crying so long as you do it in private.

>cries because his adopted kids are growing up just fine without him
They really emasculated the guy.

>>724824702
FBFP
anyone who disagrees can go to war for israel

>>724824584 (OP)
You truly don't know what it's like to exert yourself to the point of breakage.

You're part of the problem. Men being embarrassed to show emotions and allowing fucking >women to shame you for it is why so many of us kill ourselves.

>>724827009
first bost fest post?

>>724826954
Sayama told him a decade prior to drop his bullshit about being a self-sacrificing savior but she didn't stick around

>>724827069
bibi is on the phone you gotta answer

>>724825148
Underaged sex is why. Park was a pimp, as all idol managers are.

>>724827009
>"The Empty Lot was promised to us 3000 years ago"
>"Oy vey, I've gotta save the Tojew Clan"

>>724827197
What'd I tell ya? Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people.

>>724827119
The call of burgers and white men was just too strong.

>>724827057
No, you're just an absolute bitch. Being free to burst into treats without judgement at any hardship instead of doing something useful won't make you less prone to killing yourself.

>>724827057
Men are the ones who make it so men can't talk with other men

I miss PS3 football player Kiryu

>>724826854
If Kiryu wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should have done so quietly

>>724827502
>burst into treats
Ey, you believe dis prick?

we must be better stepfathers, kiryu-chan

>>724827057
go take a midol

>>724828530
>Majima made Park get an abortion then just a few years later falls for a woman that looks similar
>Can't let it go decades later
>Doesn't even mention Park anymore

sorry /v/ you missed the memo being a sensitive kind hearted well rounded six foot plus man with a huge cock will get you SO MUCH PUSSY YOULL BE BEATING WOMEN AWAY WITH A BAT AND THEYLL LOVE YOU FOR IT

>>724824702
>>724827057
You can cry, but you have to do it in an aesthetically pleasing way.
You know that kind of crying where your face scrunches up, that's what the chicks call "ugly crying."
You gotta keep your face relaxed and just let the tears flow out of you. Letting the sadness crash over you like an ocean wave but still standing resolute against its force.
That's how you cry with style.

>>724829176
Read it in his voice but what I imagine it to sound like if he is speaking English. Probably speaks it like Mine

Whatever happened to Kazuma Kiryu? The strong, silent type. That was a yakuza. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Kazuma Kiryu in touch with his feelings that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction yamero!

>>724824702
unironically yes, if you show weakness especially to a woman she will not respect you
and then they wonder why men are all so emotionally-stunted and refuse to communicate what they're feeling

>>724830259
You seem to be under the impression that men want to react to emotions the same way that women do if only we had the freedom to do so. Men not communicating feelings isn't being emotionally stunted.

>>724832281
crying would be a fairly normal reaction to losing a loved one, yet unless you do >>724829176 and aura farm your sadness you'll be seen as pathetic and unworthy of love BECAUSE men aren't allowed to react to emotions

>>724827009
Kek

>>724832463
You'll be seen as pathetic because that is the definition of pathetic. Men are allowed to react to emotions, when they go too far and venture into women territory then they are rightly judged for it. Have some degree of control over yourself, you little bitch.

>>724824584 (OP)
we must become better men...

>>724832770
i know i shouldn't respond to bait but you should really be less obvious

>>724824584 (OP)
TOLD YOU NO GOODBYES
SUCH A PRECIOUS HEAVENLY LIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exwYxjguKJQ

>>724824702
Men are naturally, biolgicaly less prone to crying. They are less neurotic as well.
>t. psychology major

>>724824584 (OP)
it's funny because Phil's entire character is him acting like an emotional woman

>>724833037
No it isn't.

>>724824702
My estimation of anon as a man just fucking plummeted.

>>724824702
Pussy faggot shit like this is why everyone is a thin skinned sissy queer now.
Eat shit and die.

women be like
>I want a sensitive man
and then get the ick when a man cries for the first time in 20 years because his grandpa died

You know, Kashiwagi predicted all this.

That's right cocksucker, go back to Okinawa.

>>724833261
If you haven't already come to terms with the idea of your parents and grandparents dying someday by the time you're a legal adult then you almost definitely have many other shortcomings that also give your wife the ick

Why is this scene so controversial? Kiryu has cried in at least one game before this, if not more, but people act like this is the first time he did it.

>>724833503
It's all tourists. It wasn't even his first "ugly cry."
Just look at Leakya's death in 3.

>>724833503
Post screenshots of those other scenes that show him being THAT pathetic

>>724833363
kek

>>724824584 (OP)
i was fucking right when I said this saga, was for girls. what a shame