Thread 724833694

Will the tension between these two ramp up or settle down this week?

>>724833694 (OP)
INVISIGAWDS WONNERED BIGLY

So, something has just hit me. A lot of people theorize that the Shroud made the astral pulse.
Maui also makes a point that Robert's father could not have designed the astral pulse, because he was a gearhead, not an egghead.

But... Duh? Of course Robert II did not make the astral pulse. He was not the first Mecha Man. The astral pulse had to be there from the beginning. This means the Shroud also couldn't have made it, unless he's old enough to be Robert's grandpa.

>>724833694 (OP)
robert will ramp his cock up into invisicunt's cunt

I don't care if she planted the bomb or whatever. She will be my wife.

>Invisigirl this
>Blonde Blazer that
I just want Robert to be happy desu

>>724834193
have you not considered that mecha man prime was not powered by the astral pulse?

>>724833694 (OP)
Kiss depressed bear. Hug depressed bear. Love depressed bear.

is there a way to skip the cutscenes and just pick choices?
I want to replay the dispatch sections but can't be bothered to rewatch the whole thing

>>724834294
No, fake longevity.

>>724834248
Robert wont be happy until he cleaves Shroud's skull in half

Speaking of music used, someone at adhoc's got exquisite taste to use Christopher Cross as the trailer music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDCaDZc1IEc

I'm ngmi if Robert or Invisigal die by the end of this.

so wtf are Shroud's "augments" supposed to be?

"games" these days have you faggots discussing like your aunties discuss their soap operas

>>724834445
Probably some implant, because Shroud can disable them remotely, so it's not some kind of a mutation that he induces with tech.

>>724834445
cut out the ovaries to make room for more lung tissue

>>724834502
and that's a good thing

>>724834239
Robert will get his revenge by planting his seed in her womb

>invisgal
>ruins robert's life, almost kills him
>knows this, works with him, shit on him at work
that's some psychopathic behavior

>>724834510
Not this one, she wants to look you in the eyes when you do it

>>724834641
She's autistic and has BPD.

>>724834679
Actually ADHD. Poor impulse control is different than autism.

>>724834294
Wemob trainer on PC lets u skip ahead, fast forward and pause unlimited time at dialog trees. You can accidentally fast forward through the dispatch missions and fail the first few. The fact that there's built in fast forward/skip cutscene is insane. RE7 caught so much shit for this in 2017.

>>724834641
she's a woman

>>724834502
I fail to see the problem

>>724834793
>Wemob
Wemod

>>724834193
MM2 is called MM Astral, doubt his grandpa had it

>>724834641
simps will forgive anything

Chair status?

>>724834294
You can skip to certain sections natively

>>724835049
damn she's as at least as autistic as phenomaman

>>724834910
Royd thinks MM2 wasn't smart enough to make it. So either Prime made it (maybe towards the end of his life) or maybe a friend made it for MM2. My first thought was Shroud but then why would he need to take the Astral pulse from MM if he knows how to make it.

>>724835204
Group project or unique component

>>724835049
honestly didn't even clock that this was her actually looking for validation cause A) it's such a massively botched job that thinking you did a good job is farcical and B) she's been such a smartass up till this point that I figured she was just being sarcastic

>>724833694 (OP)
I had dinner with my bossfu so ramp up probably

>>724835136
Literally impossible.
I mean it's actually 100% impossible to be as autistic as Phenomaman.
She's still an autistic dweeb masquerading as a bitch, but she's not even close to Phenomaman levels.

>>724835350
>masquerading as a bitch
no, she's actually a bitch

>>724835296
She's fucking autistic, nigga. She can't realize if she did good or wrong

My normie-chad cousin (college football player grad student with a gf) asked me how much I knew about this game and if he should buy it. I kept telling him no because Telltale-style games are bad and if he really wanted to he could just YouTube the clips, but he seemed like he was making excuses to himself to buy it and later told me he did. The only characters he mentioned when describing it are the two waifus and the guy voiced by a YouTuber. He also mentioned that several people on his team talked about it and one of them was a gooner. Is Dispatch that successful at infiltrating the mainstream? Is it being a hidden dating sim part of the appeal? Haven't played it but the whole concept is bizarre to me. It feels like it never should've left boards like this one.

do people here actually wants to date a girl that if she gets angry, will just punch you?

>>724835475
How can you make a girl like that sad and suffer?

>>724835475
honestly she doesn't seem like the type of get sad or cry over being neglected by the guy she likes

>>724835448
70k peak when newest episodes dropped, gonna be bigger next week too

>>724835448
Seems like it hit mainstream and now normalfags start getting hit with FOMO

>>724835475
It doesn't look like she cares.

cutest mc

>>724835584
Hell yeah. But after she punched me she better know how to defend herself, because there will be a lot of grappling, cloth tearing and a lot of wild sex.

>>724834641
I want her to crush my balls

>>724835417
Fair enough. The issue is she doesn't want to be a bitch, but felt forced into that role by her powers.
But, yes, currently is actually a bitch.

>>724835685
Not the yaoi art style

>>724835448
The waifus are a no doubt a factor, but what appeals to me is that the story is just earnest, especially in an era where superhero media is full of subversion and irony. So far it’s a story about believing that people can be redeemed and finding what it takes to become a hero. There isn’t some joke to undermine any important moments, as far as I can remember, it just plays everything straight.

>>724835584
yes, guys here are really lonely for anything like this guy >>724835595

New to the threads, just played through them. Did you coupé or sonic? I like the bat and ocupe was black so the choice was easy for me.

>>724835685
Made for sad bears!

>>724835851
Fuck you anon. You're lonely just like us

>>724835864
Fired Coupe, but it was a tough call. I don't like Sonar's annoying gimmick.

>>724835846
I can agree with this. When you hear "villains made to be rehabilited into heroes" it sounds like suicide squad slop but its sincere

>>724835809
Huh, so that's why I love her, she's just Vriska !

>>724835584
My ex was latina, so it's not that strange to me.
I quite enjoyed it, since I'm a lot sturdier than her and it gave me a power trip to be invincible to her annoyed love-taps, but I did feel awful when she hurt her hand punching me hard, once.
I kissed it better, then she punched me in the other arm. She didn't hurt her hand that time, but I kiss it anyway.

>FUCKSHITCUNTBITCHSHITSHITFUCK!
I have cursing fatigue.

>>724835678
Maybe. He might not have known about it if he didn't follow critical and jacksepticeye?
>>724835846
I've seen clips and it very much looks to be influenced by superhero movies and shows of the last 10-15 years. Lots of snark, lots of smartasses, lots of "errrm did that just happen?"

>>724835946
Oh i like it and his power to reroll a fail is kinda cool. I havent tried to minmax anything but in a tight spot i can just send him solo to a hard mission and he gets 2 rolls sounds like it could save a run

>>724836049
I've also seen that xQc streamed it, so he probably exposed it to a lot of normalfags

>>724835951
Same with the corporate angle.
>It's a corporation of superheroes and half the conversations are about HR policies
>So it's like the Boys?
No, it's sincere.

>>724836048
TRVKE

>>724835448
>Is it being a hidden dating sim part of the appeal?
It worked got bg3 i dont see why it wouldnt work here

>>724835864
I liked both but fired Sonar since Coup had flying

>>724836048
curseslop...

>>724835350
fair enough
but I've never noticed the subtle facial expressions change
they really wanted you to know she a goddamn female robot

>>724836049
Sure there’s snark, but it doesn’t undercut the serious moments. It knows when to joke around and when to get serious.

>>724836049
The tone can be summed up from a near exact quote from Robert
“I like to joke around as much as anyone else, but when it comes to work, I’m not fucking around here”

>>724836049
I usually hate story driven games and think capeshit sucks and even hate jesse pinkman's voice but this 1 kept me engaged so they did something right.

>>724834239
>>724834641
>>724834806
>>724835795
>>724834679
>Will you forgive me despite everything, Anon?
How do you respond without sounding like a simp?

>>724836516
immediate anal correction

>>724836516
I'll forgive you if you give me another Robert son

>>724836516
"You owe me sex"

>>724836543
Nah, one kid for every month Robert was in a coma.

>>724835809
>but felt forced into that role by her powers
or maybe not be a villain and live a normal life. she wasn't really forced to be a bitch because of her powers, that was shitty writing

>>724836580
Four kids it is then

>>724836360
>jesse pinkman's voice
To be fair he's 45 now. he sounds older and has a deeper voices and is a more experienced actor.

>invisigirl's fans being sexpests in this thread (and countless threads before it)
yep, bbchads we won

Visi wants to focus on her career. No time for kids.

>>724836664
My immersion breaks every time i hear him and moist speak

>>724835448
It had a pretty low first week, but then the BB dress scene was shown in the trailer, and the IG wet dream was posted on social media and it suddenly got a 500% increase in players

>>724836516
wait, so she did almost kill robert? and felt no remorse for it when she first found out robert was mecha man the first day?

>>724836691
blazer did my nigga phenomaman dirty
phenomaman will be invited to every single one of robert and invisigirl's baby showers while blazer remains a spinster

Isnt it sort of creepy for robert to invite himself to the movies with invisgal? Its desperate incel behavior

>>724836691
There can be no love without sex

>>724836762
The secret is literally just
>have a game where the female characters are interested in the male characters, rather than being sexless girlbosses

>>724836843
Is that what your father said when he told you he loved you?

>>724836909
Your father loved you?

>>724836828
BB's biological clock is ticking and Phenomaman cannot provide her with what she needs.

tf u mean 1%, so this sequence wasn't scripted? was she supposed to fail?

>>724836960
My pirated copy had like 70 something %

>>724836960
it's a known bug

>>724836080
Coupe has reroll as well

when is she joining the team

>>724837050
When they give Ashley Johnson more money

>>724836837
>Isn’t it creepy to go to a public space?
No?

>>724837073
>just stalk the girl and go to the same movies as her without her asking

>>724837050
Looks like a phoenix wright character

>>724837050
I swear to god I've been looking for this art in the files for at least 2 hours now. I have no idea where it is and it's pissing me off.

>>724837093
He asked if she liked sour patch kids

>>724836837
>Its desperate incel behavior
good thing invisigal is as much of a desperate incel as he is

>>724837093
more like
>just stalk the girl who stalks you with her superpowers literally every day

>>724836837
Ironically Invisigal is the one with the incel behaviors.
>Hey I just had a dream where we fucked last night
HELLO? HR DEPARTMENT?

>>724835864
it was tough but I chose sonar since his int stat is pretty useful and he's the only one with decent stats for it.

>>724837274
I made my invisigal intel, im not why her but i thought it was wise to have a backup for when he is shapeshifted

>>724837093
She doesn’t own the movie theater. Robert doesn’t need permission to watch a movie.

>>724837093
You mean the girl that follows you into a men's bathroom to tell you about a wet dream where you fucked her?

Where does she do it?

>>724837471
Records room

>>724836783
>when she first found out robert was mecha man the first day?
She gives her opinion on Robert pretty clearly. In her eyes, he's a nerd playing a video game with his daddy's suit, not a real hero. The way she made it sound, I'm not even sure that she knew Robert is in the suit when he does his heroics.
Her opinion of him changes later, and with that comes conflict - you can see it in the kinoplex scene.

>>724837471
on your desk

>>724837471
Robert's desk

>>724833694 (OP)
>settle down after they go on a date knowing fully well that Invisigal wants to have sex with him

Anyway, I thought I would be team Blonde Blazer going into the game, but Invisigal very quickly won me over, and that's not mentioning the wet dream she has. The pendulum swings quickly sometimes. Also, I didn't like being forced to cut a member of the team arbitrarily as a "morale boost" or whatever.

>>724835475
why didn't she ASK him to come?
Invisibitch is everything wrong with women, and I like her

>>724837536
I think we’re gonna transition from pure lust to chair clattering

>>724835638
the picture is literally proving you wrong anon

>>724833694 (OP)
Video games?

I feel bad for picking phenomaman over water boy. I don't regret it but I do feel bad for him. I also feel bad for standing up blonde for invisigal. I was team blaizer until I saw invisigal putting in actual effort and my I can fix her instincts kicked in

>>724837536
Its very clear she is the intended love interest. She has way more scenes and character moments.
>forced to cut
Im sure it will come up later for the story but i agree, they got their shit together in the second shift they didnt need to cut anyone as long as it was clear they would be if they fucked around again

>>724833694 (OP)
It'll settle down when she dies at the end because characters dying is the only way Telltale knows to create emotion

>>724837697
I don't, waterboy has a job and can easily become a hero later. Phenomaman needs this more.

>>724837536
>as a "morale boost" or whatever.
the only one that got a morale "boost" from that was the Blonde cunt

Post robertcore music.

https://youtu.be/h-LfjLewYb4

>>724837697
I chose waterMAN because he made me laugh.
How does the day go with the phenomaman choice?

>>724835475
I think she's really the type to get deep into her own thoughts, in a bad way. Like when she spoke on the swing, all about how she has to be a villain.
Disregarding fucking leaks, she simply overthinks her situation. Same thing happened here. She had Robert ask her about what she was doing, he sounded interest, so her mind was gearing up to spend the whole movie with him, even if just through the earpiece.
Also, nice captcha

>>724834239
I fucking love hot evil women who become so seduced by a kind-hearted and compassionate hero that they desire to abandon their evil ways and become a loving wife and mother.
I really hope she has a betrayal arc.

>>724837816
Pretty awful. I sent him on a mission with Golem and he immediately pussed out, causing Golem to fail, and he spent the entire rest of the shift "Depressed" and unable to act.

>>724837865
you can choose to forgive her and she kills bad guys to protect you, although if you don't she gets mindbroken and goes down the villain path

>>724837809
https://youtu.be/FWyJEhMHFdM

>>724837816
He's pretty depressed but tries his best to be a team player or bond with the team over possums but just gets made fun of instead. I only got to use him twice though and he disappeared before he could get to his mission because he thought blonde blaizer was in trouble he sat out the rest because of the depression debuff and the rest once it was over didn't really need him

>>724837809
https://youtu.be/MN3x-kAbgFU?si=buK8Lib-ajCxJemm

>>724837809
https://youtu.be/LpmVp6s-UiY?si=94WntMVebT5P2eqe

>>724837103
finally I found it

>>724837816
waterboy got me really good with him shitting his guts out while invisigal tried to hit on us

hes a keeper

>>724837961
>>724837925
Oh damn that sucks hes actually less usefull than waterboy. I just sent him out with clayman each time because he couldnt hurt him apparently. Good team, those 2.
Lvling him charisma for ludokino for when he gets confidence

so si this agme pure waifu wars or what?

>>724838115
Good morning

>>724838063
Phenomaman is actually pretty great. He leaves the first mission, but other than that he's amazing, if you don't fuck up or miss calls (which you shouldn't, with him on the team). If you do, he makes things worse.

I need Robert to cut someone in half by the time this is over

>>724838162
Good morning, but I did have breakfast.

>>724837816
https://youtu.be/0gJSQE9fbOc?t=303

Here's the timestamp to his cutscenes. Only two of them so far.

>>724838115
Theres no war invisgal is the obvious choice for loser incels to finally love that rebelious love they didnt have in their teens

Why did he do it bros?

>>724838030
Hell yeah

>>724838240
>Theres no war
Correct, there isn't, majority of players chose Invisigal, and this thread is Invisigal country.

>>724833694 (OP)
don't care
i'm a blazer bro

>>724838052
>>724838063
I really wanted waterboy but I just couldn't leave phenomaman like that

>>724838243
There's absolutely going to be some sort of twist regarding Robert's father not being as great as he's held up to be, but I don't think Shroud will be portrayed as to be in the right over the betrayal.
I think Dispatch will literally reenact the plot of Iron Man 2, with the Vanko-Stark beef.

>>724838236
I didnt expect to like him. From his first interaction with robert i thought he was going to be a cocky asshole and think he was above the z team stuff

>>724833694 (OP)
buy an ad

>>724838342
sauce

>>724838408
I wonder what Phenomaman has for a home.
>it's just a dumpster or something

>>724838352
He looks better without the brows

Phenomaman doesn't seem like the kinda guy to get so fucked up over a breakup

>>724838674
Least used hero. Surprising lack of combat missions

>>724838385
I immediately knew what he's going to be. I mean, I didn't predict "depressed emotional wreck", but I knew he was going to be an autistic alien, who only comes off bad because he doesn't understand how to talk to people.

pffft people still thinking they are going to get some with coop. she's not a romanceable character

>>724838709
No one ever does until it happens

>>724838723
Reminded me kinda of Thor in the first MCU movie.
>"why is he so small?"
Type shit.

>>724838674
He looks better without a tooth.

>>724838726
The fact she was up on the chopping block means both her and sonar will have minimal impact on anything from here on out. Thats how these games work

>>724838409
https://x.com/tobo_katsuo

>>724836360
why?

>>724838709
It's his metroman moment. He did everything right and isn't happy. Why live

>>724838839
excuse me but if you keep kaidan alive in mass effect he becomes gay

>>724838713
He's so busted though. Especially with Prism.

>>724836516
It's going to feel good rejecting her after finding out

>>724838637
It'll be whatever he finds online/on a magazine as an "ideal human home" and he'll just ape that without really getting it.

>>724838849
Thanks.

>>724838162
Genuinely only an ESL would interpret a couple simple typos as indicating someone is actually a pajeet. Drunk or phoneposting, maybe, but not ESL.

>>724838839
she already barely existed. at least batboy had that scene where he's blending a rat while you and invisigal are having an argument. I think the only thing coupe did before I axed her was be in the meeting with everyone else and get one of her knives stolen by ratchet bitch

>>724838903
I dont intend to not use him. I just dont. I might replay it and use him more but i dont know if making different choices would delete the ones ive already made for the next episodes

>>724838950
>he keeps buying steak and putting it in the fridge until it rots
>doesn't understand concept of cooking, but commercial told him to buy food so he does

>>724838236
Now I feel terrible for not picking waterboy

>>724839094
*Clatters Chair*

>>724838839
She's already forming assassination gangs to kill who I presume to be robert

>>724839104
WaterMAN

>>724833694 (OP)
This game would have been infinitely better if the lead was a woman. I'm not trying to pilot another nigga into a happy relationship.

>>724838674
God I want to motorboat his pecs

>>724839183
Too bad Robert is an actual chad of a MC

>>724837809
I know mood boards are a thing but I really feel like creating a playlist, even if it's only five or six songs, for main characters should be required homework for writers. you learn a lot about someone by the kinda stuff they listen to regularly.

>>724839094
biting her lip WHILE TURNING OVER FOR DOGGY STYLE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>724838713
>Stats: 4/2/3/2/1
You could specialize him as a vigor/charm guy and let his combat/mobility max out with supernova.

>>724839183
Did i read that mission wrong? I thought that was an assassination gang to kill coupe. He said "its coupe" and i thought he meant the target.

>>724838795
until it whistles

>>724839256
No he meant the assassin was coupe

>>724838839
>>724839183
whoever you cut will almost certainly show up allied with shroud in whatever "final battle" we get

>>724836516
so many low value males itt

>>724839245
Thats probably smarter but i already had midge and clayman as vigor so i pumped combat

>>724839184
He's a boy until he gets his dick wet from something other than himself or stands tall and confident

>>724839184
>>724839451
Can wait for the next episode where he starts standing up for himself and becomes a gymbro with Robert and find out he has hydrokinesis

Other than gameplay reasons why are we limited to only taking 1 btwn waterboy and phenomaman? Its not like its a budget issue they probably pay waterboy minimum wage and phemoman doesnt need money

>>724839613
It's just an arbitrary decision to add stakes in the plot even though it's unecessary. Plus it adds replay value in technicality.

this is what aquacucks unironically believe will happen

Somebody give Robert's costume some goggles, the eyehole helmets are gay as fuck

>>724839753
As opposed to what? The reality of a depressed alien making love to you every day after crying for his entire shift
>>724839829
No I like seeing his eyes

>>724839753
When theres a tsunami in a later episode and only a fully trained waterboy can stop it i want you to apologize

>>724839753
Your hero Phenomaman will ACK himself

>>724837505
>I'm not even sure that she knew Robert is in the suit when he does his heroics.
its very public that he was in a coma because of the bomb

>>724838637
It'll be literally the apartment with just a chair & tv except there's the live laugh love sign up too because he heard it was how humans decorated

>>724837698
BB has the entire recruitment scene in which you're forced to flirt with her even if you specifically select all the most dismissive options

>>724839613
technically neither really belongs on the not-suicide squad, it's more about filling in a gap since you're clearly overwhelmed after cutting a member. it being a decision at all is just classic telltale "gotta have a decision that definitely matters" stuff, if this was a TV show as originally planned they'd have probably just slotted in waterboy and done the phenomaman stuff separately since he's clearly got his own arc unrelated to the z-team

>>724840030
You're forgetting one crucial fact of invisigal's character, she's retarded.

i can't choose, i actually cant choose
i like them both
where's the harem option

>>724840260
Gaming is getting based again, but not this based, give it a few more years.

does anyone have the list of romance options for future episodes?

>>724840173
oh right, how did i forget that

>>724840260
Impossible.
Visi would probably go bi for Blazer.
Blazer would only accept monogamy.

>>724840324
punch up
chase
thunderstruck
toxic
and beef

>>724835584
She will never punch robert again, he's already all but made an honest woman out of her.

>>724840365
ain't no way this is real

>>724840260
it's called a polycule, anon. nobody says harem except for weebs.

>>724839423
Does Robert know how slutty he is?

>>724840382
>he thinks that's how bpd women are like
i got bad news for you

>Somebody bombed Harvard yesterday
I know just the guy to investigate that

>>724840407
Using the word polycule unironically means you're too far gone to have an opinion on anything ever again.

>>724840494
I don't mean this in a gay way but I gotta see how this dude looks without his suit on, I need to know how the physiology works. like does the bat part genuinely just cut off at the neck like that, ain't no way right?

>>724840365
lmao no fucking way he says that

>>724840459
Maybe.

>>724840575
>ad hominem
not helping your argument

>>724840556
When does she say this?

>>724840365
Fuck it. Save everyone. No drama. Two bitches. Be THE hero. It's Dispatch yo it's goty

>>724840593
I am Shroud and I did say that

>>724840404
>>724840593
it depends on who you romance, but yeah if you try to romance both you get that

>>724840678
Shroud is based and a man of culture

>>724840678
Ill laugh if he roasts your ass if you choose neither

>>724840556
Invisigal needs to work on her ragebaits if she wants Robert Robertson to hate fuck her. Seems like the dude has been ragebaited by reporters his whole life

>>724840621
Episode 2 dispatch. Girl was down bad from the start

>>724840819
>No bitches, Robert? I am disappointed.

>>724840678
Post the Invisigal one

>>724840678
nigga is a blazer glazer

>>724840678
>>724840876
Blazer glazers have got some explaining to do

>>724840365
>>724840678
>60% of people picked invisigal, robert. These fags have such shit taste, it's clear blonde blazer is better, bunch of retards
Why the fuck would he say that

>>724840943
I'm pretty sure it was Invisigal who got her heart stolen.

>>724839423
I want to turn him into a whimpering mess

>>724840943
Ok now post the neither option lmao

>>724833694 (OP)
redpill me on this game

>>724841072
If it's not a world-class roast, I'll be disappointed in the writers

>>724841113
Telltale movie game + This is the Police, featuring only heterosexual romances targeted and designed to appeal to heterosexual men.

>>724841123
>"you're a faggot, robert"

Piercings are gross. She'd be cute otherwise, but nose piercings especially are an automatic demotion to shit tier.

>>724841072
>Alone on a Saturday night, Robert? God, you're pathetic.

>>724841113
Capeshit made for BG3 secondaries.

>>724841158
>Wow-wow-wow. It's 2025, Shroud. At SDN, we say "Flambae".

>>724838341
I have two save files
one with visi romance + pman
the second with visi romance + water bender god

>>724841113
The animation and voice acting is good.

The writing is 1/5 good with 4/5 shit. Don't waste your money on it. Your choices barely matter, and the gameplay is sleep inducing.

>>724838713
I don't know, this nigga was acing all the ep3 and 4 missions alone
His passive is also pretty nice, and with prism they are unstoppable

>>724834287
So does this game have gay routes?

>>724841072
I don't think there is one or maybe it defaults to invisigal friendship
>190A is if you romance invisigal
>190B is BB romance
>190C is Invisigal friendship
>190D is both romance

>>724839109
>>724839094
stop please...i don't wanna feel this much...

>>724841247
Nope, it's just one obsessed faggot spamming this shit multiple threads in a row
You can kiss this dude in game though, not romantically

>>724841158
“Robert, you get no pussy because you’re on /v/ all fucking day at work”

>>724841247
No, just a gay kiss as a gag. Still hot tho.

>>724841247
Sadly no.

>>724841179
will these homestruck worshipping faggots ever realize that covid is over and they can go back to their normalfag hobbies now

>>724841312
>Robert, I've seen you thirst posting about Coupe. But at the end of the day, you can't compete with the midget cock.

>>724841272
Yeah, that makes sense, Invisigal friendship seems the non-romance option.

>>724840678
>>724840365
>shroud is a BB simp
LMAO OHNONONONO
IF YOU LIKE BLONDE WHORE YOU'RE LITERALLY SHROUD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>724833694 (OP)
>short hair dyke
every time

>>724840845
Flambe should just rape MC.

>>724841113
Western harem VN. If we keep going we might just get cgdct (western edition)

>>724841247
You can make love to phenomaman

>>724841312
"Robert, stop posting in threads for games you don't play. I expected that from Flambe, but not you."

>>724841374
We all know it'd be the other way around.

So was homegirl fantasizing about Robert knocking on her back door in this moment?

>>724841330
There's no normalfag hobbies left, dude.
You're either into comic books, 40k or d&d these days.

>>724840365
>>724840678
>writers begging the players to pick BB

>>724841416
she's just schlicking it, robert wasn't in yet

>>724841360
“Robert, I completely understand. I hate dealing with women at work too.”

>>724841113
honestly the only reason anyone is talking about it is because of the romance. the branching dialogue is pretty dull, the cast has potential but only a handful of characters actually get moments (some of which you're denied when you choose to spend time with one over the other). the actual dispatching gameplay isn't really that fun. voice acting and animation are great like the other guy said (aaron paul should do more voice work) but the script is just average. it's halfway through and i've only got 3.5 hours in it (i'm going blind before i go back for other choices) so i don't think it's worth the full price.

>>724841503
>the actual dispatching gameplay isn't really that fun
Speak for yourself. That should have been the whole game. Half of these cutscenes I just want to skip.

>>724841416
considering he comes up from between her legs I think she's just spazzing while he eats her out

>>724841386
Sadly that thing is flat as a pancake

>>724841547
Just play This is the Police

>>724841597
No, I want to play a superhero game.

>>724841386
HE NOT PACKING MUCH

>>724841564
Who knew Flambae clocked Robert with this line.
https://youtu.be/PzRQrDK7zUs?si=0zMukf-mQeP31QTn&t=43

>>724841386
Is Robert’s ass peggable or no?

>>724841154
not true that game does have homosexual routes.

>>724841547
i actually agree, if they fleshed out the dispatching so it wasn't just "guess the stat check and roll the dice" and threw in more of it it might justify the price tag. but you only get what, two shifts per episode? it's like the foundation of a good game but you don't get much of it and it's really barebones. i want more heroes and a bit more complexity.

>>724841717
Where

>>724841703
she'll find a way

Bar fight kino SOON lads

>>724841723
Narrative driven games have choked off the life of modern vidya. They all want to tell "a story", when the best and most enduring games just let you tell your own.
You should be able to recruit your own Z-Team, decide when it is cut day, and have multi-stage calls with branching paths depending on who you send and what is failed.

>>724841703
Does this look peggable, hell even breedable?

>BB literally saves invisigirl from getting fired
>gives her a home
>Invisibitch's fans still call her an an untrustworthy whore
Fuck you retards

>>724841842
She made Phenomaman cry.
I rest my case.

>>724841802
>tiny man hands vs big handed midget
Heh

>>724841842
she's a White Woman

>>724841836
Invisigal thinks so. She wouldn't have eyed him up if she didn't

>>724841812
The fuck? Literally every shitty rpg type game in the last decade let you create your own character and explore an open world. The problem is those worlds are fucking empty a lot of the times and the actual quests and missions you go on are ass.

>>724841884
They were dating, not married.
She wants a family, and she can never have that with Phenomaman.

What exactly did people want her to do? Just stay with him forever because he'd be sad if they broke up?

>>724841939
You're thinking of an 'open world', I'm thinking of 90's tycoon games.

>>724841842
She made me choose between firing coup or sonar they're right about white hr lady

>>724841958
She OWES him lovemaking

>Nicki Mirage
>Cardi C
>Lady Haha
Jesus Christ. Cringe ass writing.

>>724834239

She can't be your wife. She's a fictional videogame character. She's not real, you will never have a wife.

>>724841386
>>724841836
Where is his ass?

>>724842004
seething niglet

>>724842003
Everyone show make love to Phenomaman

>>724842004
Post hands fag lmao

>>724841812
mass effect 1 did it fine almost 20 years ago, i don't know what changed. cost of development maybe?

>>724842018
That's what I'm saying.

>>724842039
>show
should* fuck

What weird alien cock does he have?

>>724842081
The writers decided they wanted to talk about gender, troonism, and deconstructing everything vs actually writing good stories

>>724842126
Me thinks he's a seahorse

>>724842004
Shouldn't you be with the other "women" complaining about it on twitter?

>>724841994
>made you fire one of two worst employees
come on anon, its company not a charity

>>724842198
>not firing flambe, the man who is still committing arson

>>724842126
Its a pincer

>>724842126
Maybe the joke is that he has a tiny dick. Or maybe its just some weird ass alien thing like an antenna or a "feeler"

>Do you know embarrassing this is, Robert?
>You should’ve done THIS after we got married

>>724842004
Post your hand, Alicia Seethe

I started playing this because of the shilling, but holy fuck, the zoomer humor can get painful. Game doesn't go 5 minutes without talking about dicks and sex, also some weird nigger music started playing at the end of a chapter.
Hopefully it gets better further into the story.

>>724842126
It isn't a cock, it's three seashells. Blazer couldn't figure out what to do with them

>>724842262
Who said Robert would stop?

Why does Robert need an ass but not invisigal?

>>724842428
She’s got one didnt you see?

>>724842351
I thought that at first too, knowing your team are basically all retards you have to wrangle helps contextualize it

I love my wife prism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWViInkIAuk

>>724842262
Stop. Her whole appeal is that she's the opposite of a trad wife.

>>724842546
You ain’t gonna like where this game goes then

>>724842546
The appeal is that you MAKE her into a tradwife. She will be impregnated with a Robert Robertson baby

>>724842546
So you're saying the preg edit needs to be in her street clothes.

>>724842542
>will never have a route where you get rid of her bitchy attitude with some white dick
Fuck this game.

>>724842126
Probably a corkscrew

>>724842591
>>724842607
You can have your cake or you can eat it. Which is it?
Because a feminized tomboy isn't a tomboy. It's just a girl.

>>724842542
>>724842635
thats for season 2

>>724841113
Its garbage and I have no idea why xittertards and nu-/v/ keeps shilling it.
I only hope that it ends in a unsatisfying way that ruins everything.

>>724842508
Not much bigger than Robert's

>>724842675
Robert’s gonna do both. And you can’t stop him. What are YOU gonna do to stop him?

>>724842247
some how, he is still higher in the leaderboard, that's how bad sonar and coup are

>>724842781
No, he's actually high in the leaderboards BECAUSE he commits arson and then 'solves it'.

Hey, LeakAnon, was there anything about Invisigirl and Blazer being roommates or childhood friends?
Someone schizo'd out the theory a few days ago, and it made just enough sense to make some actual sense.

>>724842126
ovipositor
or maybe his species reproduces through traumatic insemination since they're so durable

>>724842706
Unless Chadert Chadertson gets the option to cheat or break up with whoever gets picked in S1, it just wouldn't be the same

>Invisibitch admits to be into pegging
Hope tomboyfags enjoy anal play!

>>724842803
how does a fire guy solves arson? hit it with more fire?

>>724842803
work smarter not harder

>>724842126
A small colony of breeding symbiotes that are little inch-long tendrils that are supposed to be hug-humped against a similar collection of female holes that would trigger all sorts of Trypophobia in anyone.

Im more interested in how the pendant that BB has works. Especially if the leak summaries are true.

>>724842875
invisi-simps would eat her shit if they could

>>724842892
Probably just absorbs it

>>724842892
He makes and controls fire.
Probably has some kind of off switch, or the ability to have it consume all the fuel in one fairly gentle poof, starving the flame.

>>724842875
>>724842941

yes women are always truthful huh

>play casually
>do "okay", even good on most shifts
>now my autism demands I replay and minmax the calls to get max experience and 100% success rate

>>724843032
It's bugged.

>>724842262
>This one will be Robert Robertson IV...
>And this one will be Robert Robertson V...
>And THIS one will be Robert Robertson VI...
>Don't worry, Vis - we'll get us a little baby daughter, too. The fourth time's the charm.
>Or was that the fifth...?

>>724842995
Probably wasn't thinking about that when the alcohol got on him, unless he can only control fire with full concentration.

>>724843153
Her name can be Roberta Robertson the 1st

I'd be curious as to how exactly powers work in this setting. Not in terms of physics, but in terms of the degree in which they're concious or instinctual. Waterboy seems pretty instinctual to the point he can't turn it off, same with Invisigirl, but Flambae seems to require focus.

>>724836516
Full Blonde Blazer route

Punished Robert route

>>724833694 (OP)
Nice to see some Italian representation

>>724843264
>Mecha Bitch

>>724843064
Explain.

>>724843328
>InvisiMech

coupe sexo

>>724843375
The server statistics do not work for that option, possibly because the total number of dispatches in all eight episodes are not yet out yet so it returns a corrupted value.
>>724843387
That'd actually be an interesting combo. Invisible mech suit based on speed.

>>724843284
Waterboy has to literally force himself to vomit water out, thats similar to having to focus to get your power out. Invisigirl has 100% control and is instant, except for when she orgasms.

>>724843153
>>724842262
>"So what do we name him?"
>"..."
>"Fuck off"
>"It's tradition"
>"I'm not gonna yell Robert and have two assholes turn and look at me"

>>724842126
He rubs his hand between semen secreting glands between his thighs and then SLAMS his fist into her womb, and then tears off his arm, in order to make sure he is the only possible mate and then bleeds to death.

>blond blazer
>brown nipples
Yikes, is there a white romance option?

this is it /v/, the future of AAA games is cheap visual novel and dating sims.

>>724843425
Fired her ass, hopefully I can fire that other black bitch soon.

>>724843507
>”Plus that’s gonna make…certain things a lot weirder than they need to be”

>>724843590
brown nipples are hot

>>724843507
>Only two?
>Those are rookie numbers, Vis.

>>724843590
She's an italian with a tan anon. That still counts as white

>>724835049
Clattered

>>724843728
Pink ones are better, over 95% of the world has brown nipples.

>>724843789
Nuh uh

>>724837809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIKyyT0o3O8

>>724843439
No, I mean playing through the current dispatches without failing a single one by abusing every skill check, synergy, mission timings and point distribution so my team gets the maximum amount of experience possible so I can go into the next chapter on a "perfect save".

>>724843936
Good luck going through day 3 without failures.

If you really cared about the robertson line you'd be going with BB. Imagine a mechaman with super power outside of the suit

>>724839094
>*cums*

>>724843965
nta but I managed to do it with only 1 but I got bored resetting, it's totally possible. A lot of the dispatches have character specific insta wins that you can abuse with foreknowledge

>>724844014
forgot to specify superman/ms marvel powers

>>724842004
Nicki Mirage is legit funny.

>>724844014
>>724844070
her powers aren't genetic, it's the all in the amulet.

>>724844068
My biggest problem was the one on which Sonar and Coupe invite themselves to

>>724842004
get off of /v/, prism

>>724844014
if you REALLY cared about the robertson line you'd figure how how to have children with Phenomaman.

>>724844108
how? what about the word mirage fits the character being addressed? lol

>>724844148
>it's the all in the amulet.
She can pass it down to the kid when she retires

>>724844169
Yeah I think the play there is to build sonar as best you can specifically for that mission

>>724844183
Actually if you really cared about the Robertson line you'd pay out the ass to attend however many classes it takes for Royd to teach you, and in turn, Rob the IVth, the full in and out of the Mecha Man suit.

>>724844216
She manipulates light rays. Creating holographic projections of herself.

>>724844216
??? Did you play the game?

>>724844247
She'll pass it to robert and invisigal's kid because he called her "my favorite auntie"
boom hero with a mech suit + invisible powers + amulet powers

How long until someone mods that nose ring out?

>>724843631
>Dispatch
>AAA game

lol

>>724844315
>playing games
>on /v/
>in 2025

>Wanna rewatch a scene but you gotta reset all your fucking progress if you do
>Watch on youtube
>They have to cut out all the music or get copyrighted

so gay

>>724844328
It's prerendered. How many times do we have to say this?

wait so why did she want to fuck him in the bathroom but not after he bought her popcorn?

>>724844328
She does it herself later on if you pursue her romance

>>724844183
I want to impregnate the depressed alien bear!

>>724844247
>>724844148
The amulet will be given to Chase so he won't die.

>>724844216
are you retarded?

>>724844379
yeeeah all the flirting scenes are really awkward without any OST

>>724844386
She's absolutely down to bang him after he bought her popcorn, but not because he bought her popcorn.
Or so she says.

>>724844394
Too bad.

>>724844283
that tracks. it's still a corny joke though.

>>724844315
>male protagonist
>voiced by the guy who voiced my least favorite character from the last season of Invincible
hell naw nigga

>24 explicit stories on ao3 featuring Invisigal
Okay, time to get to work.

>>724838063
The issue with Phenomaman is you have to use him only with his strengths in mind. He's at max level so he can't improve, but he's basically Coop on steroids.
I'd assume he'll improve later on when he finds a new passion later Magic: The Gathering

>>724844386
He was naked scarred and picking glass out of his chest. Plus who says she didn't want to fuck him after he bought popcorn and sour patch?

>>724844506
then why are you lurking the threads?

>>724844534
Clearly she was biting her lip because she was debating blowing him in the theater over those sour patch kids

>>724837585
Realistic depiction of a woman

>>724844365
>The pattern is back
>Pregnancy boobs
Fuckin' nice.

>>724837585
https://youtu.be/DHzjgNoRmjg?si=iLbRrR2kGgzbjG4j

>>724844552
cause i was interested in it when it was announced, and i wanna see if anyone posts any good fan art of the girls. particularly with each other instead of with the protag.

>>724844718
fags are insufferable

>>724844506
God you're fucking pathetic.

>>724842875
>girl with short hair and piercings is into pegging
fork found in kitchen

>>724839325
No,retard, it was a gang trying to murder couple. The midget even tells Robert to help her.

>>724844508
>26 explicit stories on ao3 featuring Flambae and Robert.
Wonder if the m/m fanfics will dominate the charts?

>>724837471
next time it wont be fuckin donuts on his fuckin computer key board

>>724844828
theyre gonna skyrocket after they squash their beef in episode 6

>>724844828
>>724844508
>most popular ao3 dispatch story is gay Robert x Phenomaman sex
You know, this fandom is alright.

>>724844506
They should've had Matt Mercer voice Robert instead and let him ad lib around some of the cornier dialogue they wrote.

>>724837471
If you ever feel useless, just remember there's a HR department at SDN

>>724844898
They always lift the backbone of the IP when the offical content is unwilling.

>>724844914
I wonder if he's going to use his Chrom or Ryoma... or Azama... voice for Shroud.

>>724844967
>tfw I saw porn of one of the scenes of fic

>>724837585
>why didn't she ASK him to come?
because she is a bitch. that's why the devs put the wet dream in episode 4 to nudge the players towards her. without the dream, robert just thinks she is bullying him.

>Dispatch
>"""Game"""

>>724844780
You got official content quit whining.

>>724844979
His Drifter voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z05EdeNaDrU&t=936s

>>724845063
>>724837585
>>724835638
>>724835681
She's textbook tsundere. Obviously more tsun- at the start and gradually easing into the -dere side the more time she spends with Robert.

>>724841621
He has an erection

>>724835296
Yeah, after you see she actually brought Robert a donut to celebrate their first (semi)successful day on the job together it's sad to realize that she was just genuinely excited about the mission having any level of success.

Flambe seems like the type of nigger to slip on waterboy's piss and accidentally deep throat Robert

>>724834193
You guessed it. Shroud is Robert's grandad, who made the astral pulse. Way to ruin the surprise for everyone.

>>724837585
I don't think she expected him to care enough to show up.

>>724845130
Would your father be proud of what you just posted?

>>724845217
>accidentally

>>724845214
The fact that she actually asked what Robert's favorite kind of donut was (even if to make some small-talk) early on too.

>>724844898
Most fanfiction writers are women, and they mostly write about gays.

>>724844947
>HR Department
Their turnover rate is even higher than the dispatch caller's.

>>724836516
i don't touch nose ring havers with a 10 foot pole

>>724845217
common accident

>>724836360
Maybe it's basically because most of the dialogue feels casual and realistic, an actually charming cast of characters you have to deal with, and the fact that "those" twittards revile the canon heteronormative romance selection.

>>724845217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVmoVEFLxI

>>724836360
I think Aaron Paul really nailed the role. I'm glad he's playing a much more subdued character as Robert compared to Powerplex constantly screaming in Invincible.

>hand him a seat
>bashes a chair into his

>>724835584
we fight through the tsun to get to the dere

>>724845956
Glass him

>>724845670
Whats the big sink for

>>724846223
Picking out shards of glass

>>724846223
Absolute units like Golem or Batman

>>724846223
These are called slop sinks, they're mostly for janitors.

Blazer is a teenager.
She's EXTREMELY fertile, unlike that old hag Invisibitch.

>>724846776
Invisigal seems like someone who'd mock you for wanting you to lick her feet and make faces as you do it, but still allow it.

Ran some tests for science.

>>724846963
Those numbers are rigged and you know it!

>>724847027
Who knew the prim and proper ones were the most horny?

>>724847027
Wait a minute...

>>724847132
>wearing a rubber

>>724847027
Jesus

Fuck Invisibitch

>>724847283
Yes

>>724847283
I will.

>>724847317
>>724847318
Enjoy getting pegged fags

>>724847363
I WILL!

>>724847363
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>724845956
>Give him a chair
>Robert gives him the chair WWE style

What did you expect?

need it to be wednesday already

She'll tear your ass apart

>>724847450
Surely we’ll be getting the trailer today

>>724840365
>ROBERT, YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER! ROBERT ROBERTSON IV CAN’T BE A MUTT, ROBERT!
>I’VE SEEN THE SHIT SHE’S DONE, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE!

>>724838341
phenomaman is also an aspergers supermutant that probably cant be stopped if he ever decides that BB left him because of you

>>724847429
”Shut up, Carl”

What’s the average salary of someone working SDN’s HR department?

>>724847601
Which is why we never tell him

>>724848101
two pounds of phenomaman cum

>>724848140
So he can learn it from someone else? You think Invisigal didn't spread that tea around the office for shit'n giggles? If you tell him he takes it pretty well.

>>724848101
Barely higher than minimum wage.
With BB busy trying to recruit dispatchers and the rarity of heroes compared normal citizens, that means subscriptions to the SDN would be unfathomly expensive, thus yielding less customers, or fairly cheap to maintain ongoing service. To say nothing of the rather large building and its associated fees and not showing the amount of employees in there.

migrate

>>724849705
i like living here