Thread 724835818

Why do we never get military FPS about african wars?

White ppo would like it too much and woke mfs think that black people killing each other is because of white supremacy

>>724835818 (OP)
I can't name a single country in Africa

>>724836318
france.

>>724836318
britain

>>724836318
Niger

>>724836587
Kinda rude, innit?

>>724836318
Rhodesia

>>724835818 (OP)
>he doesnt knooow

>>724836318
you have to at least know niger come on.

African cold war proxy conflicts you say

Obligatory music for the thread: https://youtu.be/wRWCK9zGynA?si=Y7Zabaeie-5lYhXE

You think blacks shooting other blacks would get the progs panties I a twist wait until you hear the story of Siegfried Müller (pick related) aka Kongo Muller or Mad Mike Hoare as they went around beheading and slaughtering Communists wit the rest of Five Commando which had plenty of SS in it. One funny fact former SS where the most valuable mercs due to their loyalty...it was apart of their motto.

Or the victories of Executive Outcomes in basically everything they did. Literally stabilizing whole countries.

Oh boy now those games would fuuuuuuuuuuq

>>724835818 (OP)
Why are Arab countries so bloodthirsty
Saudis basically starved a million people to death in Yemen
The UAE is funding a genocide in Sudan for gold

>>724836318
That's because you're a midwit

>>724836318
Chad?

>>724837293
Arabs are white

>>724837352
If I'm a midwit then how many do the dimwits know?

>>724835818 (OP)
you aren't allowed to actually discuss the politics of african wars because that would distract from the humanitarian lens that all the western media uses when talking about african wars

>>724837220
Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray
Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war
With their fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese

>>724835818 (OP)
Post colonial African history is kino as fuck. No where else would you end up with shit like the Second Congo War or pic rel

>>724837220
>>724837220
Don't forget Bob Denard, Rafał Gan-Ganowicz (his quote was based also pic related), George Washington Bacon III. The list goes on

>>724837220
Imagine getting shit in the chest twice then casually just smoking a cig after dealing with the ambush

>>724837917
>Imagine getting shit in the chest twice
I'm not into that

>>724836318
Ugandan Knuckles

>>724837293
Sounds based

>>724837220
Just reading about Mad Mike Hoare and some others.

Jesus Christ these guys lives 100s of lives within 1 and I'm just fappiing playing underspace

>>724835818 (OP)
>african wars

>>724836318
Trying too hard, anyone can name Egypt. Also, funny names like Niger and Chad.

>>724839305
egypt is african? i thought it was middle eastern.

>>724835818 (OP)
its more interesting to play games about human beings rather than primate violence simulators

>>724839347
Iraq is Asian? I thought it was middle eastern.

>>724837414
Midwits brag about being ignorant

African Warfare is sick because of how much they love elite paratroops. Where more wealthy nations would have airstrikes and attack choppers and cruise missiles, Africa has a plane full of elite commandos. Would be sick as a Ghost Recon style game with only cold war era tech.

>>724837374
Of course.

>>724835818 (OP)
they execute all their prisoners and display the dead bodies. if you think the ukrainians and russians are bad, you've seen nothing.

>>724839501
I wasn't bragging :/

>>724837220
based mercenary appreciator. Go read Mad Mikes books, or listen to the audiobooks (he read them himself) and then join me in Africa.
We're going back to the 60's, we'll either win glory or die horribly.

Are mercenaries ever scared someone might want to kill them in revenge? I would be so paranoid

>>724839615
They all want to replicate the French and Rhodesian successes (depending on who their former colonial masters were) with their insane paras.
Airborne commandos are fucking awesome. I enjoyed Medal of Honor: Airborne back in the day.

>>724840004
>Are mercenaries ever scared someone might want to kill them in revenge?
They just go home, far away from whatever third world shithole they worked in. Do you expect some nog to be able to follow them?

>>724840668
thanks to sjws, yes. they don't even need their own boat the jews will supply transport for them

Modern african wars are when 2 armies meet, they exchange voluminous, yet ineffective fire, one side runs away and the other side just walks in on a settlement and brutally execute the inhabitants

>>724839932
Your tone sounded like you were quite pleased with not knowing 5th grade geography

Who's the most kino african dictator?

>>724844116
Needs the part where he declared himself god

>>724844116
And also his marijuana and hallucinogens addictions

>>724844116
In terms of raw efficiency that would be Leopold II of Belgium.
In terms of wackiness maybe Idi Amin?

>>724844116
>In March 1969, Macías Nguema arrested his own foreign minister and political rival, Atanasio Ndongo Miyone, on treason charges, and killed him by defenestrating him. Macías then took photographs of Ndongo dying on the street, later showing the album to Newsweek correspondent John Barnes
What a lad

>>724835818 (OP)
Sandniggers from the Gulf are just cryptojews at this point.

>>724835818 (OP)
Because all that shit about diversity is more about a political fetish than actually representing africans and their struggles.

>>724844116
Idi amin. Speaking of which a Tropico: Africa edition is somethign we should have.

>>724844805
he's literally me

>>724835818 (OP)
My first reaction is that it would be dog shit but on second thought it would be pretty kino in some ways as maybe a meme strategy game/RPG of some sort.

>Imagine you're an african warlord
>Can hire child soldiers
>Equipment includes machetes/AK47
>New equipment upgrades include a new Toyota Land Cruiser
>Option to rape women at any given moment
>No laws because it's blacks
>Game plays like GTA Africa but there's no police
>Kino scenes with pastor Martin Ssempa, "Why are you gay" nigga, and "if you think you can graduate without sucking my kok" professor
>Poaching minigame
>Fight monkeys
>Take pictures with gorillas (who copy your pose)

>>724836318
Wakanda

>>724844116
>However, one problem arose, as Macías Nguema reportedly swore that his ghost would return and take revenge on those who had condemned him. As a result, the Equatoguinean soldiers refused to shoot him. A group of hired Moroccan troops was instead employed to carry out the sentence.
what a wild ride

>>724836318
Montenegro

>>724837352
A midwit could name at least 50% of the countries in Africa. The anon you're replying to is either a dimwit or actually highly intelligent.

>>724847709
25% at best

>>724835818 (OP)
its a bit of a shame.
the paratrooper invasion that went on with rwanda and uganda during the second congo war was some cool shit.
could do the congo wars from an african perspective or from one as a mercenary.

>>724836318
South Africa might be the laziest name for a country.

>>724835818 (OP)
That would too fun. Its an untapped goldmine. How is RE 5 only game to capitalize on africa setting?

>>724835818 (OP)
There's Far Cry 2

>>724842297
No it didn't, you made that up in your head because you're a schizophrenic who projects fictional characters onto innocuous posts and shouldn't be allowed to have internet access. Or you're the typical dishonest jeet. Call it.

>>724837917
It's somehow funny how skinny fat types are almost always most accomplished commandos. I think part of it is that they just don't care.

>>724848013
They have nothing to compensate

>>724844116
How do these dictatorships even work? How do you convince thousands of people to just brutally opress their own people with barely any benefit?

>>724848301
The small percentage with guns get better stuff and can do what they want as long as they uphold the rule of the dictator and don't move against him or fuck a task up.

>>724836948
>Pic
I still hate how pathetic his death was in BO2.

>>724848013
>I think part of it is that they just don't care
Even if they did, the areas and condition they operate in makes it impossible for them to consume enough protein. They just eat whatever they can.

>>724836318
Biafra

>>724836318
Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Somalia, Somaliland, Kenya, Tanzania, Mozambique, South Africa, Eswatini, Benin, Lesotho, Mauritania, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, Mali, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Equatorial Guinea, Nigeria, Niger, Cameroon, Chad, Central African Republic, Congo, Democratic Republic of Congo, Rwanda, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Liberia, Angola, Burundi.

I know I'm still missing a bunch, but those are all the ones I can recall.

>>724836318
Portugal

>>724844116
Wasn't there a dude that called himself King of Scotland?

Why are Colombian mercenaries in Sudan?

>>724848000
There's literally no other way to describe your post hence you're a midwit

>>724848774
>>724848301
Also the people with guns don't know which of them are loyal to the dictator and which aren't so can't coordinate to overthrow him or her.

I'd play the shit out of Mount and Blade modern day africa edition, where me and my team of child soldier niglets get to drive around in kitted out technicals butchering and raping villages while duking it out with other warbands.

>>724839379
Idk, I like multiplayer games where both sides are of equal strength and equally worthless more than stupid crap like CoD where random arab soldiers fighting an equal battle with delta force squad.

>>724841413
The Jews were the one hiring those mercs. There is a reason SJW and their leftist shithead never said anything about executive outcome.

>>724850112
I'LL TAKE WHAT I NEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsFGJs8a3A

Average FPS kiddie is better fighter than 98% of African soldiers, including Wagner

>>724835818 (OP)
It would get too political. The BAD kind of political.
The gaming world shit its pants when that Fallujah game was going to come out and that was a mainstream conflict.

Also it's in the interest of western powers that people don't think of these African conflicts. Most people don't realize that France is still a colonial power but slowly losing space to Russian mercs, or that the European Union quite literally and explicitly dictates economy policy for dozens of African countries.

>>724850390
Kino

>>724847795
>How is RE 5 only game to capitalize on africa setting?
Exactly because RE5 got backlash for using it. Theres also a mission in MW3 where price and soap goes TND on somalia.

>>724850390
> but slowly losing space to Russian mercs
You’re two years behind, Russian mercs are losing space to ISIS and Tuaregs

>>724850453
So they lost to Americans again?

>>724844116
That massive stadium execution on Christmas Day was also carried out by soldiers wearing clown suits. He's the wackiest.

>>724848301
You underestimate how stupid African Niggers are. There are people with high-rank political office in these countries that believe that washing your dick with lemon juice after sex prevents HIV. Albinos are hunted down and killed because they think eating the penis of an albino gives you virility.

10 years ago, South Africa was hosting a World Cup. This year, major cities don't have power for half of the day because they can't generate enough electricity. Because the niggers know when the power will be out, they go in every day to steal copper cables. The government then has to replace the cables every day, which means they can't afford to fix the root problem.

Africa is not a real place.

>>724848301
kingship

>>724847506
>>724847506
>it would be dog shit
it would be absolute KINO of the highest orda

>>724850692
Arabized Africans are literal demons

>>724850751
dont shit your pants

>>724850823
Every single video is just them saying allah with these weird creepy grins on their faces as they gun down kids

>>724850921
and?

>>724847506
Such a game would be a fucking blast lmao.

>>724849553
Meds

>>724850969
Troop customization in africa seems to be pretty great.

>>724850969
That image goes extremely hard.

>>724850604
Why is Europe replacing itself with sub-80 iq violent niggermonkeys?

>>724844116
I thought only whypeepo be evil n shiet

>>724850692
https://youtu.be/-41xOvDJMPs?t=178

>>724835818 (OP)
Oh yeah it could help the whole world make sense of that abomination of a continent

>>724851124
USA its behind it, the only thing that could match power of USA is euro-russia-china alliance
so USA(or its owners) make sure to waste both euros and russia and replace them with arabs, churkas, niggers and pajeets - none of which is able to maintain technical civilization

>>724851284
Why is murrica importing jeets and somalis etc as well then?

>>724851389
greed and boomers

>>724835818 (OP)
Mowing down hordes of literal spear chucking retards would be too much fun for jews to allow it

>>724850496
No, literally unga-bunga local tribes that wants to have as many wife’s as Muhammad zutt be upon him

>>724851389
To turn it into Africa. Have you seen how ridiculously wealthy African dictators like Idi Amin were? Jews wanted that kind of life for themselves.

>>724850453
>Tuaregs
I thought Africa was more about the Hilux.

>>724850969
What's with the tuft of hair? It looks like white people hair. Spoopy.

>>724851124
It's the jews. I mean, you can explain most modern problems by that perspective.
Population replacement strategies aim to create a two caste system where the 80~90 iq general population is just smart enough to continue carrying out the tasks and labors society that society needs, but not smart enough to revolt or understand their position. And the jewish elites will own everything and dictate society, completely isolated from the mixed browns. They care not what happens outside of their walled gardens.

To accomplish this, they must destroy the middle class and make sure social mobility ceases to exist. White people make up most of the middle class in western countries, so they as a consequence must go, too.
The way they do this is to make everything as expensive as possible. This means that the educated middle class of today willingly chooses not to have kids, which means that most of the babies being born are brown/black toddlers from stupid parents that can't figure the basic math that having more kids than they can afford keeps them in perpetual poverty. This engineered problem is then "solved" by importing even more browns and blacks, which further accelerate the process.

This is their master play of their master game.

>>724836318
Brazil

I hope the UAE gets nuked

>>724848301
>everyone threatened by the person above them
combined with
>dehumanize the people you're killing

>>724835818 (OP)
It would trigger too much cognitive dissonance among leftists