Thread 724853442

Better than what? What's the criteria?

>>724853442 (OP)
you have to get cucked to become better than average men.

you WILL watch THAT video with your (step)dad

The best(worst) part about this game is how hard they're trying to force modern day progressivism into fucking Norse mythology.

>>724853442 (OP)
Better than what we are today and were yesterday
>What's the criteria?
The wife's body count

>>724853442 (OP)
Better than you were yesterday.

>>724854054
Came out a few years before the anti-woke pushback of the mid 2020s. Hell most people dont even remember playing it or Spider-Nig 2.

>>724854227
I may be a filthy leftist, but I'm so happy that there's a pushback. I'm really sick of walking on eggshells to please some nebulous and ever offended group of weirdos.

>>724854054
Why the hell is Atreus like a modern teen kid?

>>724853940
DON'T FUCK MY WIFE. BAAAAAAAH

>>724854054
what exactly are you talking about? I don't like nugow because I don't like movie games but he's just telling him they need to stop the cycle of immortals killing each other for the sake of their children being friends

>>724854501
What about all the creatures we kill along the way?

>>724854538
they had it coming

>>724854538
One of the draugr was a neurosurgeon who likes to save animals, now her daughter will kill Kratos in the next part.

>>724854465
top kek

>>724854612
>I will kill you, you stupid old man, and your wife's son
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724854501
eh, baldur had every right to murder the shit out of freya.

>>724853442 (OP)
Better men, what did you do to be better today? I held the door open at the mall for the women only.

Ok here we go again,
>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
>Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!"
>Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?"
>Atreus: "We are going to Japan."
>Baba O’Riley intro starts playing
>"out here in the fields"
>montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters
>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber
>"I fought for my meals"
>Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river
>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot
>THIS YEAR
>lantern-lit alley
>Jorōgumo drops down
>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?"
>Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!"
>PREPARE
>QTE HUD flashes
>oni smashes through a shrine
>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air
>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter
>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD
>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”
>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean
>ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”
>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”
>Atreus: “MOM!”
>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu
>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing
>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this
>screen cuts to black
>final shot
>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling
>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen
>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”
>Kratos: “Hmm?”
>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”
>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”
>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”
>Kratos: “BOY”
>they all start laughing
>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”
>boom
>God of War: Thirst of Faye
>screen fades to black

>>724854724
>uh..uh.....ahk....my...wife........her...her son....

>>724853442 (OP)
For anyone who looked into thos thread for a real answer, it is this >>724854134 and the game repeatedly shows the need to be better than the generation before, for the characters to unshackle themselves from the manipulation and evil of their parents and them before them.