Thread 724861696

Why don't we have interspecies relationships in vidya when there's huge demand for it?

>>724861696 (OP)
There's a huge demand for you to slit your own throat, why haven't you done it yet?

Kobolds > Goblins

>>724861696 (OP)
Because females of other species find human males disgusting, or effeminate.

>>724862195
With the sole exception of black human males.

There’s huge demand to see interracial and interspecies faggots hang

>>724862303
... in a bodybag

Name one fucking game with goblin girls that look like that besides some shitty weg. There is none but you fags always post these fucking threads. There are no games with cute goblin girls. They’re always ugly as shit like in Bauldur’s Gate. Wake the fuck up.

>>724862935
Baldur's Gate 3

>>724861696 (OP)
same reason there's no games prominently featuring bestiality between man and horse or man of wö and dog
>>724861897
both equally worthless slave races that aren't even capable of bathing themselves

>>724861696 (OP)
Goblins shouldn't look this cute

>>724863159
Fuck you we can, they're smarter than you think

>>724861696 (OP)
Wasn’t there that one Dragon Age writer that said there was no dwarf relationships because dwarves are small like children and that’s icky.

>>724861696 (OP)
>>724863339
They aren't, they're ugly looking, tsundere to their human husband who is criminal.

>>724861696 (OP)
Because that's simply too based for most people to handle

>>724863568
>dickass thief and bratty goblin wife who rob people and fight over the loot after

We need this and we need it now.

>>724861897
shit taste

>>724861696 (OP)
Having any relationship in a video game and not having raw explicit sex with your partner doesn't make any sense for me. You either go full porn with it or avoid this shit.

>>724863459
>we
STANKIN' ASS BITCHES, THAT NEED TO WASH UP!
DON'T GET MAD WHEN I DON'T WANNA FUCK!
YOU NEED SOAP, AND WATER
SOAP, AND WATER
SOAP, AND WATER
SOAP, AND WATER

>>724863339
Unironically wow goblins are a good blend of ugly cute goblins should be

>>724863846
yup any romance in any media is pointless without raw explicit sex

>>724863846
TRUTHNUKE
GIVE US FULL H SCENES OR NOTHING

>>724861696 (OP)
IDGI

>>724862303
>black
>human
>"males"
?

>>724864108
rahjeet did not like this one

>>724864108
>>724864252
Indian and Filipino, crash their pornographic ideology.

What is it about funny little creatures that are kinda ugly that makes /v/ so fucking horny?

>>724861696 (OP)
Female fans have a large presence in the fantasy genre and women are disgusted by weak short males, so there's no point in making goblins optional if half of your audience want nothing to do with them.

>>724864108
You know, I can't imagine how humiliating it must be to a below average black dude. Like, all the fetishization they receive in propaganda obviously doesn't include them and they know it.

>>724865043
Female fantasy "fans" are just gooners who are into monster rape.

>>724864952
I'm a funny little guy and kinda ugly. I want a girl that reflects that

>>724865165
you mean the unlucky 99% of blacks that are inferior to the average White person?

>>724865165
there are some fleeting blackcel threads on r9k
it's mostly suicide fuel and saying they're going to kill themselves soon

>>724862985
nah they look like shit

I prefer yordles

>>724865745
They don't look kike that

>>724862921
Hey body bag, how's it going?
>"smells like somebody took a crap in here!"
Oh body bag.

>>724865165
You could just say "below average male" because it applies to literally every one else.

>>724865913
They should.

>>724865934
only thing to make me laugh in months I need my fucking head checked

>playing fun little indie game
>goblin cave dungeon
>go in
>haha stupid lil green fuck
>get bonked idiot
>female appears
>is just short green mobface tomboy
>can only bonk
>feelsbadman.animatedwebp

>>724862985
They're pretty good. Shame you can't romance them.

>>724865745
on-model looks better

>>724863339
You can have high fantasy settings with unusually pretty looking fantasy races
I'll allow it

>>724862303
>>724862921
I have some good news for both of you. I have contamination and mutants in my brain.

>>724865913
Have you ever met one?

>>724861696 (OP)
I'm writing a story/webcomic like this where the main theme is religious trauma

Look forward to it

>>724866015
Of course he knows that. He's a white loser. He's even worse off lmao imagine being born to a so called "best race" and being trash that has to damage control on 4chins. There's losing and then there is whatever that is

>>724866179
>>724865683
>No goblin companion
>Can't recruit Sazza after saving her ass three times
I don't even want a walking onahole. I just want an evil little fucker like Durge's butler.

>>724866947
>White man takes pity on lesser races
>they consider it an attack
see, this is why you won't make it to the next century

>>724861696 (OP)
There is no huge demand, you're a minority amongst a minority.
That said, there is some, it's just mostly porn games, most of which are incomplete.
If I had to recommend something, I'd go with either Strive Conquest or Ravager. Both have something going for them besides just porn (Strive has some actual gameplay with turn-based fights and slave management, Ravager has an actual story and setting), and in both you can pork women of different species, although in Ravager it's only true because you play as dragon.
Those two, while not 1.0, at least release meaningful-ish updates once in a while so they are actually likely to be finished at some point. There is also stuff like Lilith's Throne, but that one is a never ever EVER, despite how good the sex system is.

>>724863339
They don't. Goblins release a pheromones that messes with your cognitive perception. They aren't cute. They just make you think that are so it's easier to get you to pump them full of kids

Kobolds do this too

The middle goblin is my perfect blend of cute and ugly.

>>724867710
That current day Orc is just Guts

>>724867463
>Becoming immune to your wife's pheromones and realizing she's still cute

Sex with savage gobs
Romance with savage gobs
Domestication with savage gobs

>>724863828
I would kill myself if my girl talked like this

>>724867463
This theory worked better in Bioshock.
Goblins should make use of illusion magicks or herbal concoctions to brainwash victims, or just good old stockholme syndrome from months of rape and isolation from the outside world

>>724867710
20000 years ago had it so good and they didn't even know

>>724867295
what does this have to do with goblins or video games? I don't care about your insecure barking your race is dying

>>724861696 (OP)
I kill every goblin I see, as is tradition

>>724868076
If you're going to cry off topic then stop participating in it, faglord

reminder that Yoda is a Goblin

>>724868076
He's been trying to derail the thread by samefagging for a while now. Just ignore him.

>>724862195
this actually makes sense.

>>724868270
What does this have to do with Goblins or Video games and why are you so insecure about your race? I don't care I don't even know you fag. Maybe if you spent less time crying online you wouldn't be balding and dying

In any case, my favorite video game goblins are from dragons dogma because they're authentic and don't try to appeal to coomer shit

>>724868378
Good point. I love laughing at insecure dying race losers though, it's funny watching them try to justify their failures while complaining online impotently

Anyway, while I do like pretty goblin girls I think Gobbos are best when they're the authentic murderhobo kind. I don't think they really work well as an enlightened species it misses the point of what makes them Goblins

>>724868076
you do realize that all brown shitholes are dying off at much faster rates, right? White people have been through worse, we'll recover just fine. brown vermin won't

>>724867983
That's just Stockholm syndrome anon you fell for the contingency plan>>724868041

>>724867710
>muttification in progress

>>724867983
There is nothing better than breeding a full tribe of tribal goblins

>>724868557
What does this have to do with Goblins? Is it because like your race, goblins are weak, bald and dying off? And they also have record low birth rates? Goblins have been through a lot, but they're always at the mercy of the superior humans with their higher IQ, and being chosen by God and all.

Personally, if I had to pick a representation for Humans it would be Jewish people. They're highly intelligent, make balding retards do their bidding and wipe out said golems with ease

Kinda like how Goblins are just impotent bald losers that always lose to humans

>>724861696 (OP)
Because himans are unappealing to non-humans species, orcs are just better than us in every single way...

>>724867424
>be the only on topic post in the thread
>0 (zero) engagement

>>724868378
Anon you're replying to the samefag yourself

>>724868853
>Kill all orc men
>Rape orc women until they like it
>The half orc daughters will know nothing but human cock
This is how colonization works

>>724868976
I noticed. Just gonna hide the whole chain

>>724868818
>What does this have to do with Goblins
well, non-whites are kinda like goblins. short, ugly, retarded, always seething at superior races

>>724861696 (OP)
We need to be... better elves...

>>724865745
>Get 10 seconds in

>>724869126
Superior races wouldn't have to constantly demoralize and shit talk unless they were insecure has been watching themselves die in real time

Id hate to be apart of the generation that failed so bad my race died

Poor Goblins.. a shame, some of them were good but the majority is just unhinged garbage

>>724866325
That's not on model either she's much pudgier

>>724861696 (OP)
i've grown to hate this template in porn, its extremely lazy

>>724869475
what do you think made White people superior to you in the first place, retard? culling the weak every so often. only the best of us have been reproducing, that's why the average White man is 5'10 with 100iq, while the average brown "man" is 5'5 with 78 iq

>>724867158
They can always make it right in their next game, even if they set it in space.

>>724863942
Vile succubi

>>724869764
It sucks that there are no women on the internet. I know whoever is playing this character is probably just a fat meet like me.

>>724869681
That's nice but what does that have to do with Goblins and video games and why are you so insecure that you're trying to convince an "inferior brown" of your made of up superiority?

If you can't even convince me and are so pathetic to have wound up here shilling, what does that say about you personally?

>>724866015
It was in response to >>724864108 's post talking about how black gen alpha aren't losing their virginity in high school and gooning more than other races, you fucking dumbass.

>>724869725
>Space
I unironically would give a shit about BG if they set it in space. I just can't get into fantasy.

>>724870010
And yet there's more Black people than white. Who cares? What kind of insecure fag even tracks these things it's clear you fall into the same category of sexless loser

>>724867710
far left goblin is hottest

>>724864952
Sex with ivy please god

>>724861696 (OP)
1. The fags dominating the industry right now are bigger normalfaggots than any previous generation, and lack the imagination, passion, and skill to make it work, or even consider it in the first place
2. Having fully non human species as major characters or player race options is currently seen as taboo by "certain people" within the AAA industry as they belive giving attention to fictional creatures takes away attention from the IRL social, political, and racial issues they insist every game must take a stance on no matter what.

>>724869972
>can't even convince me
lmao you're fully aware of White superiority, brownon. there's a reason you're using your PC (everything inside of it was invented by White men), a phone (invented by White men) the internet (invented by White men) to connect to a site (made by a White man) to seethe at White people

>>724870269
She looks like she fucks like a demon and drugs you with potions that probably kill if the dosage is slightly off.

>>724870367
pretty much /thread.

>>724870352
They fixed her btw

>>724870249
>there's more Black people than white
how can black bois compete?

>>724870397
What does ant of that have to do with you personally though and your lack of merits and incredible insecurity?

I can't imagine being so devoid of anything that you have to claim others inventions to elevate yourself

Goblin like behavior to be so monolithic and hive mind like. The betters of your race would disagree and the improvements come about from racial cooperation have made these things better than they ever were

You in the other hand have nothing except an obsession with people who simply exist and do so in a way that is better than yours (ie, not dying a bitter kiss less virgin)

I think you should seriously consider therapy for your unhinged and unfounded narcissism

>>724868076
I recognize you from your writing patterns, browncel

>>724870638
>>724870367
>>724870352
When Vyper finally gets her model updated, Deadlockers will be eating good

>>724870638
the game is still shit

>>724870807
>improvements come about from racial cooperation with 75 iq "people" who worship cows and literal shit and have never invented the wheel

>>724870638
I'm fixing to put my dick in her

>>724870825
>>724871005
Why are you guys so angry? Did someone brown hurt you?

>>724870970
She's going to be a human with scaly skin

>>724871053
angry? I loved that joke about cooperating with inferior races

>>724870970
>>724870638
>>724864952
They should add a goblin girl

>>724867158
She'd be dead as soon as you got to Act 3. The citizens of BG would lynch her. It would be funny if they did a D:OS2 angle and forced you to disguise her though, through armour or magic.

>>724871223
Are you Jewish? You don't need to brag about raping and killing that race of balding losers it isn't very nice and theyre dying out you should be more considerate of them

Notts anime is coming soon bros. Will you be watching?

>>724871141
They better fucking not

>>724871349
why would I care? your "people" have no redeeming (heh) qualities

>>724871141
They didn't do too bad with ivy and there are weirder people on the cast than a snake girl.

Have faith.

>>724871398
No.

>>724871398
>Anime

>Retarded white guy larping as an Indian having a fake argument with another white guy
How did it come to this?

>>724865289
That's fucking disgusting.

>>724871398
>Character is downgraded once her '''curse''' is removed
Nah

>>724871536
>>724871737
It is your duty as a goblin fucker to support goblin media
>>724871649
>Another.
Lol
Lmao
They're the same guy m8

>>724871414
>Snand snolding
Speak English retard. God I hate snakes

>>724871837
I shant be watching. They ruined her by making her a hobbit shit. I refuse.

>>724871285
if fallout can hide a deathclaw in plain sight with a hooded robe then there's no way a tiny person would have trouble staying out of sight

goblinflation

>>724871837
Aside from her being a fake goblin, the voice kinda kills it for me.

>>724871398
>Critical role
No thanks. Call me when bitsy gets her show

>>724871649
You fags are really so insecure that everyone who pushes back against your retarded cope is Indian huh?

God forbid polniggers get made fun of and the balding monolith gets offended.

How about you just discuss Goblins without bringing your intense insecurity into every conversation you bald retarded cunt?

>>724871837
>They're the same guy m8
That's even sadder. Damn.

>>724872327
how about you report and ignore instead of collaborating to shit up the thread together

>>724872327
Ignore demoralizing faggots, like the Bible says, they are mad they are dying. In better news, I'm finally getting good enough at drawing to actually fucking draw heads. Goblin porn is ON THE WAY.

>>724872474
Don't eat bait.

>>724872474
>Jannies
>Banning polniggers
Good one retard. Guess what kind of loser applies to be a Janny? Here's a hint, they're insecure, bald and have an agenda to push

>>724872435
Is that dragons dogma?

>>724872539
don't eat bait, polturds are like shrimp..they eat shit off the floor. If you let them eat shit they'll realize that they are ugly losers with no life outside of bait and grow never closer to suicide

>>724872630
Yeah. I made a goblin pawn.

>>724872475
I'm making a similar journey. Fuck Loomis man. That book is pure shit. Based Russians are the ones helping me learn to draw proportions..any good material you can recommend?

If you say Loomis I swear to God..

>>724872663
Fuck I might need to get that game now. How short can you make them

>>724872327
why so obsessed with balding, Suhayb?

>>724864952
Literally the same reason women buy Labubus or pug dogs
it's arrested development

>>724872783
Sorry mis(you)
>>724872695

>>724872783
I'm assuming you meant to reply to >>724872435
And not me

In any case I also played dragons dogma. Yes you can make them Goblin short AND short stack

You will have to pick her up sometimes like when the wind is strong too

>>724864952
Finding this thing attractive has to be a sign of mental illness.

>>724872783
Pretty small. Goblin size for sure.

>>724872905
Posting on /v/ is a bigger sign

>>724872783
REALLY short in DD1. Kinda short in DD2.

>>724872775
vlippu and bridgeman

Draw a head from reference (in a cube)

Wait 15 minutes
Draw it again from memory
Do this for like an hour each day

You basically want to force your mind to remember and see proportions as important.

>>724872783
Dragons dogma sucks and isn't worth it

>>724872286
Holy shit I know this rat

>>724872695
>goblin pawn
>minimum height is 160cm
nah, you didn't

>>724870367
>2.
Exactly, they don't do fiction for fiction's sake, everything always needs to represent their specific bubble flavor of reality. Even if they have fictional races, they need to be identifiable as brown alphabet people with disabilities over the fictional race that they are, because otherwise what if someone can't tell at a glance what good allies of the cause they are?

>>724873113
That's true about the second maybe, but DD1 is great

>>724872209
>gob-bombs

>>724861696 (OP)
They happen fairly frequently (Lae’zel, Nyrissa, Wenduag(arguably)). They just don’t happen with shorties.

>>724873195
I'm working on a webcomic that mostly has a swarthy main case (because it takes place in what is essentially a Hispanic coded nation) how could I write my story without beating race shit over the head? This is my biggest fear

All the races are based loosely on real ones (for instance the white coded race is based on Germanic and Irish people) but it's just meant to be a passing resemblance

I don't want to fall into woke territory while writing but it's kinda hard when trying to represent multiple cultures

>>724873159
>160cm
Speak American

>>724871005
>never invented the wheel
If you're going to be racist at least get your facts straight
Indians did in fact invent the wheel and the proceeded to put huge stone ones on miniature temples that they then towed throughout the land and tossed their children under because they considered being crushed to death by them a blessing

>>724873159
>minimum height is 160cm
>tfw can't make a realistic brown male companion

>>724873465
5'2

>>724873342
based
pump up goblin babes until they blow

>>724873505
this is exactly how I felt when I couldn't make a white male companion that was balding..totally unrealistic!

>>724872327
You're a sub 80iq retard, you might as well be indian.

>>724862985
Sazza wants to fill me with holes. Ironic, considering i want to fill her holes. Can you imagine what a goblin GF would be like?

>>724873604
>xhe keeps going about balding
wanna tell us something, brownon?

>>724873418
Just don't make references to real life race relation. If the fantasy world has coded races, simply make them act as if they would if real life politics and history were uninvolved

IE: they would have no reason to hate or dislike each other unless the setting history called for it, which itself should not resemble real life history in any way

>>724872785
17 and balding? Or lied about his age when he applied for asylum?

>>724861897
male kobold slitfucking...

>>724873721
Why do you have all of this saved? You seem to talk and think about brown men a lot. Are you into us papi?

Sorry..I only like white guys with full heads of hair and big dicks. It's rare and you don't qualify

>>724867710
>human men have destroyed our lineage

>>724873770
Yeah I figured as much. They were at war long time ago but it was a resource thing and racism in the setting is reserved for non human races (goblins orcs etc...)

He's really putting the "fag" in samefag now.

>>724873816
>17 and balding?
yeah that's normal for brown "men". since they tend to be... rather short, they're not getting enough sun on their scalp

>>724873914
>I only like white guys with full heads of hair and big dicks
got some good news for you, brownon! and bad news because White people are rarely into lesser races. you can try with a white-passing latino tho!

>>724874109
>get btfo and humiliated
>Claim samefag to try and save face
You're really putting the insecure damage control in white male..funny how you keep saying to ignore it but immediately acknowledge it when your embarrassing cope is called out

Have you tried just not being insecure?

>come for goblin green goodness
>it's MORE faggots doing white vs black roleplay

>>724873418
If you're gonna have ethnically diverse humans then you're going to be called woke no matter what, best to not even think about it and just write what you want.

>>724874162
How many of these graphs do you have saved anon? This is very insecure behavior. Also my white leftist boyfriend would get to differ, he's got a full head of hair and he's kick your bald head in easily (he's 6'2)!

Nothing like you, failure goblin

>>724874248
Its just one fag trying to either get the thread deleted or annoy everyone else into leaving. Because people without jobs simply have nothing better to do on a Monday morning.

>>724873394
Owlcat will only be based to me if they add a snake lady companion to Dark Heresy or a Kitsune/Catfolk/Ratfolk lady companion to their next Pathfinder game. Until then they are dead to me.

>>724869173
Wtf

>>724874273
yeah. Doing shit scared has been working out for me might as well not stop now. If they don't like it, fuck em.

>>724870807
>What does ant of that have to do with you personally though and your lack of merits and incredible insecurity?
>I can't imagine being so devoid of anything that you have to claim others inventions to elevate yourself
>Goblin like behavior to be so monolithic and hive mind like. The betters of your race would disagree and the improvements come about from racial cooperation have made these things better than they ever were
>You in the other hand have nothing except an obsession with people who simply exist and do so in a way that is better than yours (ie, not dying a bitter kiss less virgin)
>I think you should seriously consider therapy for your unhinged and unfounded narcissism

WoW should shake things up by having Goblin women join the Alliance. Horde can uhh... I dunno get Worgen men or something.

>>724874356
>How many of these graphs do you have saved anon?
oh quite a lot. if you want to learn more about White superiority, you know where to find me

>>724871398
>tranny DnD
Why should I? I'm not some kind of sub90IQ normalfag who can forgive dogshit content like Critical Role or BG3 just because it caters to my sexual fantasies.

i guess some goblins are ok

>>724874576
Post some more. I like it.

>>724871649
Lack of on-topic posting. All you fucks do is spam art and not talk about vidya. Naturally it only facilitates transgender behavior like that.

>>724874541
The goblins did feel like they would have fit in more with the Alliance, since they're whole thing is money and inventing shit. They were probably added to the Horde because Blizzard thought that the Horde needed a race like that, since the Alliance already had the Gnomes and Dwarfs.

>>724869173
B...but i want to fuck the elf boy...

Okay we all know about Goblins

But how do you guys feel about Hobgoblins?

>>724861696 (OP)
what's the correct way to carry a goblin gf? do I let her ride on my shoulders or carry her underarm?

>>724874807
Over the shoulder so you can slap her ass like a drum

>>724871837
I will not be watching the show for the simple fact that she is voiced by some faggot who had throat cancer and sounds fucking disgustingly out of place.

>>724874248
It's just that easy

>>724874807
Princess carry so she knows what a treasure she is.

>>724874807
Goblin sized backpack.

>>724874882
>>724874910
The duality of man

>>724874807
Cunny image but the message is the same

>>724874910
Only after you wrap her in a blanket first so she's all bundled up and warm and cozy

>>724861897
Extremely based. I love the little lizard ladies.

>>724874807
You walk with her hilted on your dick of course.

>>724874997
>>724875052

>>724874807
>she carries (you)

>>724875298
>goblin girl companion pulls a Samwise and carries you up the mountain in a show of her unbreakable loyalty, despite how bigger and heavier you are
I dig it. I dig it a lot.

>AI gets better at ERP
>Download SillyTavern
>Spend hours roleplaying as a human paladin who just fucks the shit out of goblin women and then is honour bound to marry them
I love AI.

>>724874531
lmao gottem

>>724874541
I want to grope her ears

>>724867424
>>724868967
Sorry man that art ain't doing it for me. Nothing but kemonomimi in the previews isn't a good sign either.

>>724874806
Githyanki and Lae’zel in BG3 more or less give you the hobgoblin experience. Unless you’re all in on large pointy noses.

>>724875298
>Partnership where youre the brains to your gobs brawn
Mighty need

>>724861897
>Kobolds > Goblins
white woman taste

>>724874807
On your shoulders so she can scout the terrain for you.

You will never have a goblin wife. Or any shortstack wife in vidya.
They are all below the height of consent.

>>724875942
Deceptively strong short women are giga-based and ultra-cute.

>>724876072
>Scouting.
You're putting to much pressure on your goblin anon. The fairy should be the scout on your head while the goblin should be football carried so that you can throw her at possible threats.
Also The kobold of the group should be in your backpack keeping an eye on your six

>>724871398
Hell no, they ruined it when they revealed she was actually an ugly fat black woman the whole time.

>janny does his job
>all the pol bait stops at once
Curious

>>724868302
I thought he was space chinese

>>724876743
Yeah that one baiting retard got banned, and btfo by the Indian Chad. Losing online like he does IRL

>>724874807
In front of you, in a strapped brace like a child. And despite the humiliation and simmering, she'll suck it up because she doesn't have to walk.

>>724874807
Down the isle. Her hand in yours

>>724876743
>>724877040
another Aryan victory

>>724876445
That squad seems terribly unbalanced anon.

But no, it's surprising that there aren't more devs cashing in on the goblin craze. There's clearly enough of a demand for the art.
Only ones I can think of is technically Atlyss (though they're just imps dyed green), and that one RPG with the goblin witch with a gun that I can't remember the name of. Also that one with the mechanic?
I guess that's two, maybe three games. You'd think it would be a growth market.

>>724877725
Game devs are cowards that are terrified of anything even remotely niche and always try to make their shitty boring dime a dozen waifus have as much board appeal as possible. It why all the shit in BG3 are Humans, Elves or a variation of the two. Fantasy/Sci-fi CRPGs should be the type games with exotic and unique companions, but its always just fucking faggot elves or painted Humans.

>>724875962
But only the Japanese Kobolds are dogs.

>>724878015
The upcoming Starfinder CRPG has three romancable non-human aliens They’re all male.

>>724876145
We dont get big girls either though

>>724878464
Gaymers and women eating good