Thread 724869746

Sup anon, pitch me your billion dollar videogame idea.

>>724869746 (OP)
Ahhhh now this is what we want! The opposite of woke!!!

>>724869746 (OP)
Palestine simulator
but you get to treat israelis the way israelis treat palestinians

>>724869746 (OP)
Pander to Conservatives instead of libtards and the Metaverse will simply work just like that.

>>724869746 (OP)
Sweet chain mark

>>724871001
>zuck is the opposite of woke
lol

>>724869746 (OP)
videogame, but good

>>724869746 (OP)
DMV simulator. Its like gta but you have to abide by laws.

>>724871708
Jews are whatever they need in the current climate
Left, right, woke, conservative, white, non white... As long as they can take your money everything goes

>>724871708
He hates woke. So he's anti-woke. This is what you retards have wanted the entire time. Now consoom.

>>724869746 (OP)
All autists should do a wigger rebrand. Geoff Keighley is in dire need of one.

It’s like Facebook but a video games

>>724869746 (OP)
Streamer-bait game where you're a deliveryman who has a package to deliver and your goal is to cause as much damage to the package as you can before delivering it. You get to fling it around, smash it against different surfaces (Concrete and shit does more damage, dropping it from higher scores more damage, etc), shove it into trash compactors and volcanoes, etc.

>>724872045
Everyone on this board would call him based and fall for the grift

>open-world
>live-service
>free-to-play
>roguelike
>extraction shooter
>RPG mechanics
>soulslike
>massively online (haven't heard that one in a while)

Am I missing anything ?

>>724869746 (OP)
Wow, he almost looks slightly human now. Great work on the dermal reprinting, much more lifelike color. Still needs a lot of work with the eyes.

>>724871661
kek, hopefully he wastes another bajilion trying this

>>724869746 (OP)
>chain necklace
Among the top 3 of absolute RED flags for men

>>724869746 (OP)
>all the normgroids falling for the marketing ploy
I hate people.

>>724872190
>broccoli hair and a gold chain
>"wow he's like me now!"

>>724869746 (OP)
*hits blunt*
full penetration

>>724869746 (OP)
I actually want to learn about the videogame industry since i have my own ideas written, but sadly they are just ideas
i guess i can put money and slowly learn about it to the point i can become a producer or a director eventually without having to be a code monkey, im an engineer so my skills should be useful

>>724872240
back in my day it was called a jewfro

>>724872140
>only one of the four horsemen
Disappointing. Survival, Crafting, Early Access.

>>724872217
what is the other 2?

>>724872231
It's not woke so it is epic! Speaking of which you should try the Epic Game Store!

>>724872045
remember when he wore like 7 layers of shirts and Joel McHale roasted him live on the air for it?

>>724869746 (OP)
mech game but slow and autistic and also you can get out of the mech and fight on foot but ttk is really fast and you have to hide and shit also you can use vehiceles
mechs come in many sizes from titanfall sized to smalles imperial knights

>>724872394
Being bald
Being black/dark-skinned

>>724872217
I always notice that gay dudes wear a choker necklace

>>724872240
>almost slightly human
>"like me"

>>724872240
This is the state of culture right now, yes. Be a rebel by snarfing down corpocock.

>>724869746 (OP)
labubu gacha

>>724872450
no, i only remember him DESTROYING peturbed jose LIVE with FACTS and LOGIC

>>724869746 (OP)
Total War: Pike and Shot

>>724872464
The joke is that you're subhuman.

>>724869746 (OP)
Fuck off lesser Logan Paul

Halloween mmo inspired by toontown and city of heroes/villains

>>724871661
Is that why this thread exists? Some tranny melting down over one company not pandering to them (the horror!)

>>724872450
The VGX show in general was amazingly bad in a charming way. I miss that weird era where video games were getting mainstream and they'd hire celebs who don't give a shit about them to do E3 and Award Shows which created cringe effortlessly

>>724872190
>The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything.

>>724872045
Jonah Hill tried this and immediately was hit with the “you smell good, which is surprising” and it’s been failure and identity crisis for nearly a decade

>>724872603
See it's working. Now you will defend Mark Zuckerberg because this is how easy it is to trigger you.

>>724872625
>i miss things sucking
??

>>724872734
Yes, it was more entertaining watching E3 on its death throes than whatever bullshit we have now.

>>724872656
jonah hill has been hit by many things trough the years

>>724872657
remember that feminist frequency only got funded because /v/ couldnt stop shitting itself in rage about there being a kickstarter. easy to bait reactions here and empower a villain whether they are left or right.

shut the FUCK up mark, don't talk to me until you invent glasses that can make all of the women I see through them naked in real time with AI

>>724872794
>I like celebrities being cringe more than games
Then stop playing games.

>>724872123
Ace Ventura delivery boy scenes?

>>724869746 (OP)
its naruto but as an mmo with actual warring factions over territory that unlocks access to raids
actual npc assassination - defense missions changing things
getting killed drops all you have , you craft your ninja gear or buy it from others
you can advance being anything between a shop owner and food cook to a master ninja that can assign missions to other players

>>724869746 (OP)
I'm glad we tanked our economy for this. :)

>>724872898
ok now, hold on, no reason to get heated. and how much would you be willing to pay for this?

>>724869746 (OP)
/ourguy/

>>724873052
fighting over territory in MMOs sucks AaAassSSss.
people will just wake up at hours most enemy players are asleep and walz in

>>724872450
That was a classic Winger

>>724873052
That's literally Albion Online.

>>724872734
When you grow up exclusively around shit sucking then you become nostalgic for it

>>724869746 (OP)
I like this autist. He's just like me, but billionaire.

>>724873752
he he except SOME DAY i will be billionaire too which is why i will let him fuck me now

>>724869746 (OP)
An AI powered Virtual Reality Metaverse game where you exchange your real money for digital tokens.

>>724869746 (OP)
Billionaire Piñata

>>724869746 (OP)
so liek wat if it was facebook, but in VR
and u can bye hoses to create a new realistate market?

Super Mario Brothers, but through legal loopholes the game company exists in a country where Nintendo can't file for copyright infringement, the game is purchased through shady online stores so the income never gets taxed and emulator devs get sent threatening letters so they cease development, so there is no other way to play it on PC.

>>724869746 (OP)
Reminder that OP's pic of Zuck the Cuck with a beard is fake. He now and forever still looks like an awkward Jew alien.

>>724872554
kek, malding kike

>>724869746 (OP)
Fire Emblem
But it's a harem game, and the only male unit is the main unit

>>724872734
yes autism is better than corporate

>>724869746 (OP)
Dog shocking simulator like cookie clicker

a reversal of far cry 5 where you take on a satanic triumvirate comprised of militant atheists, hedonistic nihilists, and religious luciferians trying to summon the devil or something. the game would take somewhere in the midwest during the 80s, right during the satanic panic. the protagonist needs to rescue his friends from each sect of the cult before they're corrupted. the player would be assisted by the county's local biker chapter, freed convicts from the nearby prison and a white brotherhood survivalist outfit. the three reluctantly heroic groups eventually soften and rescind their former vices, redeeming themselves with altruistic selflessness

earlier level enemies would be ambiguously possessed sadomasochist townsfolk resembling the crossed from garth ennis' comic series. onwards you'll encounter atheist paramilitaries, coked up rapebastards and cloaked mofos seemingly casting spells and actual demons.

the game itself runs on a timer, you have about an ingame week to find your friends before they're willingly sacrificed. with that done; elite forces sent by the pope are sent in to purify the game's county by removing all traces of the invasion. a neighboring secretive freemason lodge with its own ambiguous lovecraftian intentions reachs out to aid the survivors in preventing the pope's holy army from detonating an antimatter bomb and killing everything in the county

>>724869746 (OP)
Fallout new vegas 2.

>>724869746 (OP)
Bannerlord and maner lords mix where you need to build your kingdom and defend it as a knight moving up the ranks.

>>724872657
>You have to let me say whatever I want to you and shit-talk you, or else you're triggered
Sorry, but that's not how that works, nor will ever work. You will know your place, and speak to your superiors(the better humans) like you have some sense.

>>724874567
We got corporate because you all embraced it over autism.

>>724875223
>blah blah blah
nah it worked.

>>724869746 (OP)
A game where you're billed for every hour of playtime.

>>724869746 (OP)
Bully 2: Campus Life.

Basically a university campus sandbox socal sim where you actually go to classes, meet a ton of scripted characters, do events and games, make a name for yourself and become the most notorious gigachad on campus.

This attracts the GTA/Rockstar crowd, but you can also get the Harry Potter/Persona crowds that just want to run around doing school roleplay as well, getting a massive audience. Even better, open up a roleplay server like GTA/RDR 5M, and people would eat that shit up and give billions in microtransactions alone.

>>724869746 (OP)
>hello fellow humans

>>724874231
no, no NO! that is not real, beard zuck is real!

>>724869746 (OP)
A gun
with a gun

>>724869746 (OP)
Someone pls put the snapchat gigachad face filter on hot zuck

>>724869746 (OP)
Bow hunting and grilling meats.

>>724875663
>Bully 2
should have female protagonist - gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep

>>724869746 (OP)
you're playing a game where the main villain is obsessed with obtaining power, in this case the power is the opening of your third eye to ascend to a higher dimension.
2/3rds into the game the villain succeeds, he opens his 3rd eye and at that moment the just stands there motionless, a single tear runs down his face, looks at the camera (player) for half a second and just fucks off without explanation.
the last third of the game is you chasing wherever the fuck the villain ran off to to stop his potential world ending shenanigans and when you find him he doesnt put up a fight and explains the hero party that its all a videogame and no matter what he does the narrative will make the hero win, i dunno what else after that.
Its probably a 10k USD idea at most tho.

>>724869746 (OP)
metaverse but with sex and AI hookers

>>724869746 (OP)
Skyrim, but the lewd mods are just built into the game.

>>724871661
>Metaverse
Billionaires are ridiculous. Using a crypto meme as strategy for a trillion dollar company. Tells you everything there is to know.

>>724869746 (OP)
Kenshi but fun to play.

>>724869746 (OP)
Not an idea for a new game but give H3VR a billion dollars to finish the game. It’s been in early access for nearly ten years. Just fucking give Anton a team already and finish the fucking game.