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Anonymous No.724874442 [Report] >>724875093 >>724875191 >>724875528 >>724875530 >>724875551 >>724875704 >>724875726 >>724877728 >>724877995 >>724878404 >>724879095 >>724879598 >>724879816 >>724879958 >>724880083 >>724880502 >>724883843 >>724884227 >>724884282 >>724884432 >>724885150 >>724885556 >>724886031 >>724886097 >>724887456 >>724890304 >>724890460 >>724890831 >>724891159 >>724892869
>link has no penis
uh, why did nintendo deny link the ability to procreate? is there a lore reason for this?
Anonymous No.724874781 [Report] >>724877424 >>724879837 >>724883391 >>724884205 >>724885046 >>724888138
its a game for children. they obviously arent going to draw links actual cock for that reason
Anonymous No.724875093 [Report] >>724880391
>>724874442 (OP)
Nintendo knows their fanbase and just want to give them a protagonist they can identify with.
Anonymous No.724875191 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
Don't worry, Zelda is more than willing to go see Ganons for those kinds of activity
Anonymous No.724875229 [Report] >>724887636 >>724892582 >>724892908
I only care about his butt anyway.
Anonymous No.724875528 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
>link has no penis
>zelda has
Hmm
Anonymous No.724875530 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
>can birth a watermelon without even straining
what did they mean by THIS?
Anonymous No.724875551 [Report] >>724883613
>>724874442 (OP)
Barbie and Ken dolls don't have genitals either
Anonymous No.724875619 [Report] >>724875825
Anonymous No.724875704 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
Link and Zelda are just really good friends
Anonymous No.724875726 [Report] >>724886139
>>724874442 (OP)
why did they make him such a stout manlet
personally i do believe he would be cooler if he was taller and leaner. it made me sad that my hero got heightmogged by zelda so bad in SS
also link is correct for not having a cock in botw/totk because all of the women are negro coded. link genitals were only necessary through the wii era
Anonymous No.724875825 [Report]
>>724875619
Don't post this off-model crap.
Anonymous No.724876174 [Report] >>724879996
Anonymous No.724877424 [Report] >>724879837
>>724874781
Nuff said.
Anonymous No.724877728 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
He has penis.
Anonymous No.724877995 [Report] >>724878334 >>724883284 >>724887717
>>724874442 (OP)
He has penis
Anonymous No.724878231 [Report]
Link is a reincarnating spirit. He doesn't need to reproduce.
Zelda and Ganon have no bits for the same reason.
Anonymous No.724878334 [Report] >>724879278
>>724877995
unfortunately this isn't vanilla
Anonymous No.724878404 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
The king knew Zelda was a nerd loser who would definitely fall for her personal soldier, so they had him castrated to avoid the risk of her getting pregnant and defiling the royal family with a commoner's child
Anonymous No.724879095 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
He is the ultimate perfected XY mutant. Someone who cannot rape. He was born to suit a better world where XX makes their utopia.
If they could have stopped Ganon and other evil XY from existing with their violence and rape lust then Hyrule would be the next Hyperborea by now
Anonymous No.724879164 [Report] >>724879472
>male
>hips wider than shoulders
Anonymous No.724879278 [Report] >>724879545
>>724878334
yes, it is.
Anonymous No.724879472 [Report]
>>724879164
That's a modern european man you bigot
Anonymous No.724879482 [Report]
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS
Anonymous No.724879545 [Report]
>>724879278
Nah I tested it
Anonymous No.724879598 [Report] >>724879837
>>724874442 (OP)
Why would they include a penis in an artbook? Zelda is for children, do you want children to stare at dicks?
Anonymous No.724879816 [Report] >>724880027 >>724886294
>>724874442 (OP)
why do you wanna see his cock so bad
Anonymous No.724879837 [Report] >>724880601 >>724885150 >>724886691 >>724890243 >>724891316 >>724891408 >>724895578 >>724899440
>>724879598
>>724877424
>>724874781
Why do mediatards always think this is a valid argument?
It's like asking in lord of the flies or digimon why didn't they go to the bathroom or change clothes and then people say because it's a children's show/book.
How is that a valid answer? Answer the question.
Anonymous No.724879958 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
It's to groom kids into being slaves on the ufos that never get in the news.
Anonymous No.724879996 [Report]
>>724876174
>Hyrule Warriors Link model
>BOTW Gerudo outfit
Immersion ruined.
Anonymous No.724880027 [Report]
>>724879816
It actually would be kind of reassuring to know he has one, after seeing him like this
I know it's concept art, but still
Anonymous No.724880083 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
He's a grower.
Anonymous No.724880391 [Report]
>>724875093
2PBP
Anonymous No.724880502 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
>lore reason for this
to justify zelda and dorf affair
Anonymous No.724880601 [Report]
>>724879837
>Answer the question.
because most people don't want or need to see a scene of shit coming out of an asshole, they can infer it happens off screen
why would you want to see that
Anonymous No.724883284 [Report]
>>724877995
Mod?
Anonymous No.724883391 [Report] >>724884985
>>724874781
DON'T YOU FUCKING USE LOGIC ON ME!!!!!!! ENABLE MY DELUSIONS OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.724883613 [Report] >>724884142
>>724875551
why not?
Anonymous No.724883843 [Report] >>724883963 >>724884724
>>724874442 (OP)
>why didn’t Nintendo model links 12 incher are they gay?
Anonymous No.724883963 [Report] >>724884194 >>724884724
>>724883843
I don't need him to have 12 inches but it'd be nice to know whether he has balls
Anonymous No.724884142 [Report]
>>724883613
Kids should not be and do not need to be exposed to sexual conduct
Anonymous No.724884194 [Report] >>724884463 >>724884795
>>724883963
>but it'd be nice to know whether he has balls

Why? Because you don't have any?
Anonymous No.724884205 [Report] >>724885051
>>724874781
do kids don't have cocks?
Anonymous No.724884227 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
>deny link the ability to procreate?
He procreates by getting fucked by real men.
Anonymous No.724884282 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
it's to represent that all nintards are childless mantoddlers in their 40s who will get replaced by based blacks, mexicans and indians
Anonymous No.724884432 [Report] >>724884828
>>724874442 (OP)
Anonymous No.724884463 [Report]
>>724884194
My balls are mostly ok. They still work.
Anonymous No.724884724 [Report]
>>724883843
>>724883963
It's likely they didn't want to make official porn. Otherwise, show me the artwork where they give Ganon or Zelda genitals.
Anonymous No.724884795 [Report]
>>724884194
Do you want me to swap my hair for yours, genius? I'll trade you, Anon? I'll swap your hair for mine, genius? How long have you been here on the chan? Have you been here for half an hour or an hour? And you came here to write this, genius? Seriously? You have to be a bit slow, huh? You have to be a bit short, huh? We’ll have to see what kind of shape you’re in. There’s a lot of writing here, but we’ll have to see what kind of shape you’re in, since those who write so much are usually the biggest couch potatoes in the world. A lot of writing here, but then what? Huh? We’ll have to see what you look like at 40, the way you’re going, pal. Sure, sure...
Post a photo of Anon, post a photo of yourself, genius. And your age. Let’s see how you get to 40 when you’re 40. Let’s see how you make it to 40. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it’s incredible, man. It’s incredible. At almost 40, you’re going to talk to me about physical appearance, genius? You’d sign up right now, you’d sign up, you. You’d sign up for that, since you’re going to hit 40 with a wreck of a body that no one will even look at. Haha. We're waiting for a pic, eh, Anon. People are stupid... No, but I laugh at this stuff, man. I laugh, but it’s because—well, because it’s normal, of course. It’s normal. At this point in the game, do you really think I’m going to care, at almost 40 years old? I don’t give a damn, man.
Anyway, I like it, and I’m going to give you a little fact, geniuses. I like that the discourse has changed; by “discourse” I mean that when you start attacking someone over their physical appearance or whatever, it’s because you’ve run out of arguments, genius. Yaaa... You’ve taken a knee. This means there’s nothing left to say about me. There’s nothing more to say about me, geniuses.
Anonymous No.724884828 [Report] >>724885205
>>724884432
I'm guessing you have a big folder of NTR porn, you know, not because you like it, but to "own" people who dislike it
Anonymous No.724884946 [Report] >>724885171
Link is a royal knight directly responsible for protecting the princess, of course he's going to be gelded.
Anonymous No.724884985 [Report]
>>724883391
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.724885046 [Report]
>>724874781
They did draw his cock. Its just that small.
Anonymous No.724885051 [Report]
>>724884205
Not until puberty
Anonymous No.724885150 [Report]
>>724879837
>>724874442 (OP)
It's fucking CONCEPT ART, you drooling retard. It doesn't need to be "explained" because it's created for the making of the game and nothing more.
Anonymous No.724885171 [Report]
>>724884946
He's only a royal knight in the BotW/TotK universe, right?
Anonymous No.724885205 [Report]
>>724884828
No I have a big folder of Bowser x Peach because I like it. It just so happens to contain some Mario cucking but it doesn't bother me because I don't insert as the loser in a cheating fantasy lol
Anonymous No.724885556 [Report] >>724886628
>>724874442 (OP)
The absolute state of Hylian "men"
Anonymous No.724886031 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
>is there a lore reason for this?
Link is immortal, therefore has no need to procreate in the first place
Anonymous No.724886097 [Report] >>724886628
>>724874442 (OP)
Nobody in Hyrule has a penis. Hylian, Gerudo, Goron, Rito, Zora, none of them got dick.
Anonymous No.724886104 [Report] >>724892715 >>724892908
I always really liked Link when I was a kid. I mean, LIKE like. When I was like 8, before I even knew about sexuality or what being gay or bisexual was, I just REALLY liked him.
Anonymous No.724886139 [Report] >>724886509
>>724875726
>Having an ass bigger than Taylor Swift is "negro coded"
Anonymous No.724886294 [Report]
>>724879816
Because if he has no cock then can he really cross dress?
Anonymous No.724886509 [Report]
>>724886139
The only butt those asses are bigger than is Hank Hill's.
Anonymous No.724886628 [Report]
>>724885556
>>724886097
Ganondorf? More like Got No Dick
Anonymous No.724886691 [Report]
>>724879837
Correction, digimon do actually piss
Anonymous No.724887456 [Report] >>724887701 >>724888038 >>724889295
>>724874442 (OP)
This is Link's canonical flaccid dick size.
Anonymous No.724887636 [Report]
>>724875229
based
Anonymous No.724887701 [Report]
>>724887456
This is terribly innacurate
Men don't have nipples
Anonymous No.724887717 [Report]
>>724877995
holy FUCK dude I might have impregnated him just now
Anonymous No.724888038 [Report] >>724888167
>>724887456
He still looks freaky due to how oversized his hips are, in a bad way, like he has XXY syndrome.
Anonymous No.724888138 [Report]
>>724874781
>this is a valid argument for American
Thank god I am European and have read Bravo.
Anonymous No.724888167 [Report]
>>724888038
He's a perfect femboy template then.
Anonymous No.724888980 [Report] >>724890243
>why don't they show genitals in an artbook of a game for kids?
Pajeet thread.
Anonymous No.724889295 [Report] >>724889348 >>724890926
>>724887456
>troon tits
kys mentally ill freak.
Anonymous No.724889348 [Report] >>724890219
>>724889295
All I did was add nipples, he already had big pecs.
Anonymous No.724890219 [Report] >>724890304 >>724890495 >>724890926
>>724889348
Anonymous No.724890243 [Report] >>724890487
>>724888980
Not an argument retard
OP was asking about the lore
>>724879837
Anonymous No.724890304 [Report]
>>724890219
Do you not understand anatomy or something >>724874442 (OP)
Anonymous No.724890460 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
It's concept art, the point of it is to define his bodily proportions for the 3D artists.
Anonymous No.724890487 [Report]
>>724890243
Anon, you'd have to be a special kind of retard to think the drawing in an artbook is indicative of lore.
Anonymous No.724890495 [Report] >>724890738 >>724890926
>>724890219
If you're going to be that much of a fucking retard about it anon and see trannies where there are none then here, just for you, now you have an excuse to be a retard.
Anonymous No.724890738 [Report]
>>724890495
God I wish that were me
Anonymous No.724890831 [Report] >>724890926 >>724897818
>>724874442 (OP)
>link has no penis
[citation needed]
Anonymous No.724890880 [Report] >>724891126
>BECUZ ITZ 4 KIDS
Is not a fucking argument. Learn what literary intention and media literacy means you fucking mongoloids
Anonymous No.724890926 [Report]
>>724889295
>>724890219
Those are pecs, every man has them
>>724890495
lol
>>724890831
Please let this be a Katia Managen edit thing that continues.
Anonymous No.724891126 [Report] >>724891195
>>724890880
You sound like the kind of retard that'd ask if Batman logs his flight paths to the FAA.
Anonymous No.724891159 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
linkfags unironically never recovered from this
Anonymous No.724891195 [Report] >>724891382
>>724891126
Well? Answer the fucking question then
Anonymous No.724891316 [Report]
>>724879837
How is that NOT a valid answer?
99% of children's cartoons don't show the characters changing clothes or going to the bathroom because it doesn't matter. There's a limited amount of air time you have to work with and there's no reason to devote it to things that don't directly advance the plot of the episode.
Anonymous No.724891382 [Report]
>>724891195
The answer is that in lore he has a dick. He's a hylian and you see more than enough hylian couples that have offspring. He just doesn't have one in a concept art book because, like everyone said, Nintendo is a family friendly company.
Anonymous No.724891408 [Report] >>724891524
>>724879837
>how do the characters in harry potter use the bathroom?
>IT'S A KIDS BOOK WRITTEN FOR KIDS
Anonymous No.724891524 [Report]
>>724891408
>you now realize that for all the times they make mention of the bathrooms in Harry Potter none of them actually shit or piss
>Even Hermione getting trolled or Myrtle getting snek'd had nothing to do with pissing or shitting, they were in the bathroom to cry
Anonymous No.724891968 [Report]
ITT: media illiterates
Anonymous No.724892424 [Report]
>4chan is just a proxy site for sharty vs resetera
Grim.
Anonymous No.724892582 [Report]
>>724875229
non canon fanart. young link goes commando
Anonymous No.724892715 [Report] >>724892908
>>724886104
i went from wanting to BE him to wanting to marryFUCK him
Anonymous No.724892869 [Report]
>>724874442 (OP)
I stopped liking zelda games because of this
Anonymous No.724892908 [Report] >>724893090 >>724893949
>>724875229
>>724886104
>>724892715
Anonymous No.724893090 [Report]
>>724892908
Gentle and passionate bareback sex with my 8 inch cock deep inside young Link's virgin bussy as I face him to take his innocence and make love to him before kissing him and filling him with hot cum.
Anonymous No.724893949 [Report]
>>724892908
1. I was never molested. If anything, I was sheltered as a kid.
2. I didn’t know what being gay was until I was like 13.
3. Quit pathetically projecting your own trauma.
Anonymous No.724895578 [Report] >>724896164
>>724879837
what a stupid thing to obsess over. unironically dilate.
Anonymous No.724896164 [Report]
>>724895578
Answer the fucking question.
Anonymous No.724897818 [Report]
>>724890831
oww my sides, the laughter, fuck.
Anonymous No.724899440 [Report]
>>724879837
it's /tv/ all over again

>hey why didn't they rape the women in pirates of the carribean movies?
>BECAUSE ITS FOR KIDS