BIRTHDAY BOY
It's Gaben birthday. Let's write him a letter, one word at a time.
Dear
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 9:17:39 PM
No.724888465
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>>724888662
Dear obese redditor, thank you for making pc gaming worse and pushing lootboxes and microtransactions, and for raping TF2 and removing bunnyhopping in CS:Source, but at least you aren't as bad as your competitors.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Faggot
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:19:50 PM
No.724892856
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>>724892995
>>724892750
That one was good. Evrything else has just been nouns and adjectives. Too many browns to do this properly. Sorry Gabe, and Happy Birthday.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:21:56 PM
No.724892995
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>>724892856
newfags don't know how to letter thread, unfortunately
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:27:22 PM
No.724893351
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>>724891607
Average /v/ user when a vidya corporation does anything
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:38:18 PM
No.724894035
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Gabe Newell pulling up his fat folds to stroke his micro penis but then getting interrupted by Moot jumping up from behind him and screaming "Happy Birthday!".
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 10:40:02 PM
No.724894143
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>>724894447
It’s my birthday too. I’m 23 today.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:10:09 PM
No.724896058
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>>724894914
I don't understand why I find that chink angle so upsetting.
Does the nose ridge in white people block the other eye in that angle? I honestly don't even know.
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:53:35 PM
No.724899096
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>>724899153
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:54:27 PM
No.724899153
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>>724899237
>>724899096
You win the heckin internet. Upvoted
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:55:38 PM
No.724899237
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>>724899464
>>724899153
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:57:31 PM
No.724899375
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>>724891769
You can't just say "perchance".
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 11:58:15 PM
No.724899426
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विश्वविज्ञानकोशनिर्माणसमिति
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:02:47 AM
No.724899737
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>>724899464
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 1:05:41 AM
No.724904240
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>>724906262
Nigger plumbers,
you murdered HL3 with rusty sentries and knifeconomy chambered because nigger chinks cheese dinner Chungus.
Sincerely, Mama.
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The Thanks suck headcannoneer.
Dear obese redditor, thank you for making pc gaming worse and pushing lootboxes and microtransactions, and for raping TF2 and removing bunnyhopping in CS:Source, but at least you aren't as bad as your competitors.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Faggot
My perineum diamonds penis. 10/10. Brown would.
P.S.
You have THREE AIDS FAGGOTS IN FATASS. :)
STOP HATS RAPING.
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KILL
DIE DIE DIE DIE
KILL GABEN DIE
DIE GABE NEWELL DIE
Nigger hotpoo zoomers money-grubbing are perchance. One-two-three.
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Homosexual ballin' FAT.
Timmy terrorizing fatass!
Gloryhole™ Freeman tongues THREE STEAMD*CKS.
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Gabe SEMEN rippen ya'll.
That one was good. Evrything else has just been nouns and adjectives. Too many browns to do this properly. Sorry Gabe, and Happy Birthday.
Are fat newfags don't know how to letter thread, unfortunately.
Penarshe obese children OVERWEIGHT.
Average /v/ user when a vidya corporation does anything.
Piss slurpers diddling my prostate.
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Gabe Newell pulling up his fat folds to stroke his micro penis but then getting interrupted by Moot jumping up from behind him and screaming "Happy Birthday!".
How It’s my birthday too. I’m 23 today. Cum?
Braps TF2 while cunny. Happy birthday anon.
Suicide is...
I don't understand why I find that chink angle so upsetting.
Does the nose ridge in white people block the other eye in that angle? I honestly don't even know.
...funny.
Shidding HAMBURGER chunks
